WEBVTT - Dad I Vandalized the Justin Bieber Statue

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, scary, tell us all about it.

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<v Speaker 4>So Amy got in touch with us to phone tap

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<v Speaker 4>her father. He's been losing his patience with her lately

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<v Speaker 4>because she's been caught cutting class and she's been failing

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<v Speaker 4>out of school. So she really knows how to press

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<v Speaker 4>his buttons, and she spends his money on stupid things,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's all.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming to a boiling point.

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<v Speaker 4>So she's going to start the call to her father, Thomas,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm going to come in later as a cop.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, here we go. Today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen hello dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, today my teacher was accident. We had like a

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<v Speaker 1>substitute or whatever, and me and me and Sarah and

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<v Speaker 1>my friends went. We went to like the Wax Museum.

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<v Speaker 2>He went to the Wax Musicium because our.

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<v Speaker 1>Teacher wasn't there. So we were like, well, whatever, we're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to learn anything anyway, so we can't go.

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<v Speaker 2>What about your musk test today?

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<v Speaker 1>What was my master there?

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<v Speaker 2>She's asking a test, dumb dumb, Well, anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>School, I can't go back to school because I'm in custody.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why I can't go back to school.

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<v Speaker 2>Why just going on here? Ingy, let your dad on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone, yes him here.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Chief Wigham.

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<v Speaker 2>Just tell me what's going on. Please.

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<v Speaker 3>We caught your daughter and two girls in the act

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<v Speaker 3>of doing crude sexual things to the Justin Bieber Wax figure.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Jesus, I am so sorry, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, don't be sorry. Just know that she decided to

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<v Speaker 3>crouch near his hand and put her boob right up

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<v Speaker 3>in there to try and make it look like christ sake,

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<v Speaker 3>try and make it look like he was trying to

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<v Speaker 3>cop a feel on her boob. And then there's taken

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<v Speaker 3>video of that and they were flip canting it up

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<v Speaker 3>to YouTube.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, A look, I need your help here. We

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<v Speaker 2>should take her to the jail. Why don't we lock

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<v Speaker 2>her little ass up for an hour? You want me

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<v Speaker 2>to take it, yes, out of her, because this is

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<v Speaker 2>the only way this is gonna stop. I got to

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<v Speaker 2>deal with this all the time from her. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>her mother used to have a thing for David Cassidy.

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<v Speaker 2>She got arrested in a David Cassidy concert for attacking him.

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<v Speaker 3>She did.

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<v Speaker 2>So you got to help me out here. We got

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<v Speaker 2>to do something.

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<v Speaker 3>Breaking.

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<v Speaker 2>What nine.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a couple of girls trying to do at

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<v Speaker 3>ten sixty nine on the Beaver statue. Hey, I take

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<v Speaker 3>the phone to your dad wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, all right, this is it with this trustin beaver?

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell were you doing it with that stupid

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<v Speaker 2>wax statue?

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<v Speaker 1>Be doing myself?

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<v Speaker 2>That is it? Whatever little brain you have in that

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<v Speaker 2>hairy of yours, you have lost granting a w statue,

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<v Speaker 2>exposing yourself, making yourself look like some kind of stupid

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<v Speaker 2>Is it on the internet. This hain't gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me talk to your dad again. Let me talk to.

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<v Speaker 2>Him you there, Hello, yeah, yeah, Officer.

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<v Speaker 3>Chief Wigham again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you see what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand what gets into these girls heads?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean you know it's like I gotta tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>We have the surveillance of her and her two friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, good god please.

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<v Speaker 3>One girl was behind him like like try and like

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<v Speaker 3>pretend to hump them, and the other girl was in

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<v Speaker 3>front of him like bent over, and they were like

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<v Speaker 3>putting this like directly online.

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<v Speaker 2>See this is what I mean. You got to help

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<v Speaker 2>me out of your officer who.

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<v Speaker 3>Figure put her in Juveie teacher a lesson, block her up,

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<v Speaker 3>Lock her up.

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<v Speaker 2>Blitter spent some time in there. Take away the cell

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<v Speaker 2>phone take away. What we want.

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<v Speaker 3>To tell you was that even phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Thomas, this is scary Jones, Melvister Rand in the Morning

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<v Speaker 3>Show and your daughter set you up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you got me. What can I say?

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<v Speaker 1>You know how cranky you are?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I'm still gonna burn that Justin Bieber, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>telling you, Elvis Terran phone tap. This phone table was

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<v Speaker 2>pre recorded with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis

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<v Speaker 2>Seran phones have only on l Vista Ran in the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show