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Speaker 1: Some donkey days, just himself watching Charlotte Man. Ready, I

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Speaker 1: never read the donkey d say it again? Yes you

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Speaker 1: are done, all right?

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Speaker 2: Don't get to day for Monday, July twenty ninth. Hello,

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Speaker 2: back to the work week. How y'all feeling out there? Now?

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Speaker 2: It's going to a twenty one year old man named

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Speaker 2: Kenneth Selner. Okay, Kenneth has been arrested for committing sexual

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Speaker 2: acts on a horse.

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Speaker 1: Okay, not just any horse. He had sex with his

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Speaker 1: mother's horse. Yes.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: He's from Phoenix and a woman.

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Speaker 2: Called authorities after reportedly catching her son identified as Kenneth Sellner,

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Speaker 2: committing sexual acts with her horse while she was away

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Speaker 2: on vacation. I believe it was comedian David Attel. He said,

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Speaker 2: the one good thing about having sex with a horse

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Speaker 2: is you always have a ride home. Okay, trust me,

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Speaker 2: these chokes right to themselves, all right. So a twenty

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Speaker 2: one year old man named Kenneth Sellner comes into a bar.

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Speaker 1: Ah, shoot, already messed it up. Let me start over.

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Speaker 2: So a twenty one year old man named Kenneth Sellner

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Speaker 2: comes into a horse. Okay, I want the record to

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Speaker 2: show that Kenneth Sallner's mom is not a snitch, all right.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of people she could have called on

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Speaker 2: her son after catching him having sex with the family horse,

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Speaker 2: and the police is probably at the bottom of the list.

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Speaker 2: I would have called the men in the white coats. Okay,

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Speaker 2: he needs to be fifty one to fifty. And I'm

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Speaker 2: not talking about Corey Hoakom's show, all right. She probably

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Speaker 2: was already suspicious. That's why she set the cameras up. Okay,

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Speaker 2: cause let me tell you, let me tell you. I

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Speaker 2: don't even tell you what happened. Seller's mom said that

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Speaker 2: she asked her son to clean the horse stall while

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Speaker 2: she wasn't there, but that's when they checked the security cameras.

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Speaker 2: She noticed that Kenneth was touching the horses genitals and

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Speaker 2: rubbing the horses genitals on his bare body.

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Speaker 1: Oh listen, man, Okay. She probably was already suspicious. That's

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Speaker 1: why she set the cameras up.

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Speaker 2: She probably was washed and clothes and found pieces of

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Speaker 2: hay in his underwear, okay, pieces of pieces of horseman

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Speaker 2: on his clothes. And she probably told her told his

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Speaker 2: told her son, you know, stop horsing around, all right,

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Speaker 2: and he didn't listen. Okay, imagine he's trying to set

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Speaker 2: the moved. He turns on genuine pony all right, tells him,

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Speaker 2: tells him, take your horseshoes off.

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Speaker 1: Get comfortable.

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Speaker 2: Okay. There's a quote that I've heard that I could

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Speaker 2: never understand. And the quote is, there is something about

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Speaker 2: the outside of a horse that is good for the

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Speaker 2: inside of a man. Has anybody ever heard that quote? No,

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Speaker 2: that is an actual quote. There is something about the

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Speaker 2: outside of a horse that is good for the inside

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Speaker 2: of a man. I don't know what that means, but

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Speaker 2: there was something about the outside of this horse that

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Speaker 2: made this man want to be inside of it.

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Speaker 1: Now, for the record, he didn't have sex with the horse.

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Speaker 1: I just told you all that.

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Speaker 2: But his job was the cleaning stalls, and he would

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Speaker 2: go into the cleaning stalls, and I told you this

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Speaker 2: curity can recalled him touching the horse.

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Speaker 1: Of genitals and rubbing the horse of genitals on his

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Speaker 1: bare body.

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Speaker 2: Okay, on, you know, it's just it's nasty. Now, let's

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Speaker 2: talk about this for a second, y'all. This twenty one

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Speaker 2: year old man ain't never seen a horse penis. Okay, Now,

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Speaker 2: a horse penis to some can be considered a thing

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Speaker 2: of beauty. Most horse penises get to be about two

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Speaker 2: feet long when they not a wreck, when you're just

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Speaker 2: driving by and they just out there minding their business.

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Speaker 2: They just out there swinging. When they get erect they

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Speaker 2: can get about three or four times bigger. So we're

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Speaker 2: talking about penises that are damned near eight feet long.

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Speaker 2: That twenty one year old got the plan with all

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Speaker 2: that horse meat and was like, man, this is better

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Speaker 2: than call of duty.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I've been playing with the wrong joysticks. Now.

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Speaker 2: He's since been released with no bond under the supervision

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Speaker 2: of pre trial Services. He must be supervised by an officer,

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Speaker 2: and he must wear an ankle monitor. And they asked

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Speaker 2: Kenneff why he did what he did to the horse.

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Speaker 2: He replied because he wanted to be in a stable relationship.

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Speaker 1: Boom that really happened.

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Speaker 2: I'm not making this up. You don't got to believe me.

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Speaker 2: We'll please give Kennef selling to the biggest he has.

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Speaker 2: I don't even be liking to talk to you. They

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Speaker 2: got just be in him making up stuff.

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Speaker 1: I make that up. We're gonna play a game, play

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Speaker 1: a game of what guess what race it is? Let

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Speaker 1: me look at him first, he looked a little miscellaneous

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Speaker 1: in the face. But what miscellaneous? Not michellanious? Micheline? What

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Speaker 1: kind of words? Miche Play a game, Let's play a

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Speaker 1: game of Yes, what rice is right? This is easy?

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Speaker 2: White Arizona mother calls deputies. The report sons alleged bestiality

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Speaker 2: on a horse.

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Speaker 1: Dj envy, guess what white? Just hilarious? Arizona woman calls deputies.

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Speaker 1: The report sons alleged reality on a horse. Just hilarious? Yes,

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Speaker 1: what ricious? Are there? Is there any reason? Y'all? Sound

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Speaker 1: so sure? Hm? The case, the case can't have got

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Speaker 1: a white case around both? Y'all? Absolutely correct, can completely.

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Speaker 2: Some things are reserved for certain sectors of society, certain

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Speaker 2: beast reality is absolutely one of them.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, okay, all right, what's the miscellaneous face? Miscellaneous? You

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Speaker 1: don't know her? I know her, I'm not missing you

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Speaker 1: know miscellaneous? Right, Jess? You don't know miscellaneous?

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Speaker 2: No, I know what the word means, but I don't

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Speaker 2: know was the person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Miss Selanius. Horrible, It's horrible, just like the horse

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Speaker 1: jerkes he did a minute ago. Just bad, just just horrible,

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Speaker 1: just stupidest. Dad jokes I've heard, all right, well, thank

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