1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:08,560 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's launching a brand new reality 2 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:11,239 Speaker 1: show competition, and it's like a spin off of the 3 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 1: show The Voice, but for pets, where your pup barks 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 1: a tune on stage, a Simon Cowell partially judges them 5 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,959 Speaker 1: before sending them off to the pounds. 6 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 2: Okay, is it just do it like a goldfish? 7 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: Like? 8 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 3: Whatever it is, nobody makes it to Hollywood. 9 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: Which Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news 10 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 11 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: we've got a laser and there's other wolf worms just don't. 12 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Glassborough, New Jersey. 13 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: The other day, a guy walked into a store, went 14 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 1: straight to the refrigerated area, and dunked his head in 15 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 1: a vat of pickles. 16 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 2: Dream for pickles. 17 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 1: Well, apparently it was some kind of like social media 18 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,639 Speaker 1: thing because he was filming himself the whole time, as 19 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 1: he didn't Oh, dude. 20 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,400 Speaker 4: Of mine, I hate when people ruined things for everybody else. 21 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: More than that, he didn't cause any other kind of disturbance, 22 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 1: but the vat of pickles needed to be dumped for sanitaries. 23 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 4: I was thinking that like hair was in there, I'm 24 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 4: glad you got to that conclusion. 25 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 2: They'd be scary if they did it. 26 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,040 Speaker 1: The local police posted about it, and the guy came 27 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: forward and admitted he did it. Oh it's unclear what 28 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 1: charges or fines he might face. The store says they 29 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: lost fifty two dollars worth of product, and that. 30 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:32,199 Speaker 3: Was like forty pickle. 31 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 4: I feel like I was expecting more than that. Just 32 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 4: buy the jar, dude, and then do it. 33 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know he doesn't like pickles. 34 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 2: Oh, not a thing. 35 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: But the reason the story's making news is because the 36 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: police had fun with it on social media, saying, quote, 37 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: we certainly relish the community's hell in bringing attention to 38 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: the pickle that we were in yesterday. Going forward, we 39 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:04,360 Speaker 1: would be delighted Aha if other incidents, especially those of 40 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: a more serious nature, get the same exposure. 41 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 3: Let's go to your next. 42 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:12,640 Speaker 1: Laser story that's out of couple's corners. It's hard to 43 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: believe there could be a new dating trend that could 44 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: happen at home, but it's a thing, and one man 45 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,639 Speaker 1: named Colin is going viral for it because he posted 46 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: on Twitter recently saying that he and his girlfriend invented 47 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,119 Speaker 1: something during a blizzard in Buffalo last year. 48 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,839 Speaker 3: It's called bottle night. 49 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:33,359 Speaker 2: What does that mean? 50 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 3: It's pretty simple, he said. 51 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 1: Quote, we lock our phones away, turn the TV off, 52 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 1: We each grab a bottle of wine and just talk. 53 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 4: Oh so you're talking about like Friday night. 54 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's it's talking and just enjoying being around 55 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 1: each other, which is a new concept. 56 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 2: Wait, he used his phone to post about it. 57 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,120 Speaker 1: They did cheat to get a selfie of themselves one time. 58 00:02:57,639 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 4: It was a bottle of wine. Right, it wasn't like 59 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 4: a bottle. 60 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 3: Of night in her picture. It's bottles of wine. But 61 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 3: they don't specify what type of bottle. I think you 62 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,679 Speaker 3: have that creative freedom. Regardless. 63 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,359 Speaker 1: The post went viral and some people are poking fun 64 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:22,359 Speaker 1: saying things like this guy thinks he discovered hanging out. Also, 65 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 1: no mention of having to finish the bottles that you open. 66 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,800 Speaker 3: I do believe that's optional. 67 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 4: People open bottles and don't finish them, Believe it or not. 68 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 3: Restraint is something people use sometimes. 69 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 1: This next Lazer stories out of food News. Are we 70 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: ever gonna run out of weird new foods to eat? Well, 71 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: here's the latest. Three new options are hitting grocery store shelves. 72 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: You could text in right now seventy five nine to two. 73 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: Tell us which of these do you want to try 74 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: the most? Because number one is cheese it flavored ranch dressing. 75 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: Hidden Valley just announced did ahead of National Ranch Day 76 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 1: on March tenth. It hits Walmart and Kroger stores this month, 77 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 1: and they say it's something that the fans came up with, 78 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: which is kind of cool. 79 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 2: What do you like? 80 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 3: Cheesy m sounds kind of good? 81 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 4: But are you even ranch at that point? 82 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, I'm a purist, sorry, Jess. 83 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 4: Although I will take some jalapenia ranch, I have my exceptions. 84 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 1: Second is a grilled cheese flavored tomato soup. If dipping 85 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: a real grilled cheese sandwich into your soup sounds like 86 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: too much effort, Campbell's is doing a limited edition run 87 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 1: of this. If you want to try it, check the 88 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: soup aisles because it might already be there. 89 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 4: Why do I feel like I'm just gonna be eating 90 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,920 Speaker 4: a bowl of hot case a lot of cheesy items? Right? 91 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:46,560 Speaker 2: Yeah? 92 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,599 Speaker 1: And finally, the food that at least I've been dreading 93 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,839 Speaker 1: has finally been created. Oh been talking about Oscar Meyer 94 00:04:54,279 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: meatless hot dogs. The picture I'm showing my co host 95 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,280 Speaker 1: makes it look like they're real, but they are not. 96 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 2: They do look really real. 97 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,920 Speaker 3: Similar they're called not hot dogs. 98 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 2: I thought it was hot at first. 99 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 4: But no. 100 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 1: They're made of plant based meat, so it's a little 101 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: bit different than like a veggie dog. But their parent company, 102 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,479 Speaker 1: craft Tigns has a plant based offshoot now called the 103 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: Not Company, and they're smart. 104 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 4: They have a wienerobile that's of course electric, right. 105 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 2: No, gad, that's right. 106 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,839 Speaker 1: Keep your winders clean does not sound tasty if you 107 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 1: just tuned in, that's not the message you think it was. 108 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 3: The next Lazer story is out of the open road fun. 109 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 1: You ever passed time during your normal commute trying to 110 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,039 Speaker 1: figure out what the vanity plate in front of you 111 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: is supposed to represent? Oh? 112 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I love that. 113 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,640 Speaker 1: I bought a car once that said H eight kids 114 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 1: can never figure it. 115 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,040 Speaker 3: Out what it meant. 116 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:01,680 Speaker 1: Drove that around for six years, got a lot of 117 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: mean middle fingers. 118 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:03,479 Speaker 3: For some reason. 119 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 4: Why was it a minivan? Yeah? 120 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. Anyway, there's a new pull out on 121 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:12,359 Speaker 1: vanity license plates, and almost twenty thousand Americans weighed in. 122 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,320 Speaker 1: Here's the results, fourteen percent of people say they're sporting 123 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 1: one right now. Twelve percent say that they've had one 124 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: in the past, but they felt like a total dork 125 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,880 Speaker 1: driving around with it and you're like, shut up. 126 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, I would imagine like. 127 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:31,239 Speaker 1: It's fun until you get it and then you're like, yeah, 128 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,360 Speaker 1: there's my kid. Twenty six percent of people have not 129 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,320 Speaker 1: done it but would consider it, and thirty two percent 130 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 1: of people say they are not interested in a vanity 131 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 1: plate whatsoever. That separate question asked if you've seen a 132 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 1: personalized plate that shouldn't have been allowed on the roads. 133 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,279 Speaker 1: Surprising amount of people said yes, twenty. 134 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 4: Two percent either that or they're just reading it wrong. 135 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's supposed to be something totally. 136 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 4: Our minds turn it into. 137 00:06:57,839 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 2: Something that's not. 138 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,480 Speaker 1: It reminds me of the office with the guy that 139 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: he's like, why does everybody keep asking me if. 140 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 3: I'm a William Hung fan? 141 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 2: Something like that? 142 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 3: It w W L L Hung? Yeah, well Hung, Why 143 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 3: does everyone ask I'm a William Hung fan? 144 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: And I wonder what this guy's personalized plate would say? 145 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 3: Maybe shell Game? Too many letters? 146 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 2: Okay, shock turt Alert again? 147 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 1: Too many letters? You'll probably just go with humper, but 148 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:36,520 Speaker 1: drop the U. Yeah, because that looks cool. Just at 149 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:39,880 Speaker 1: that point, that's how means like the choice has come 150 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 1: to an end for the day. We'll do it again, 151 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: same time on Wednesday.