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Speaker 1: Then Jewel Show on demand. You guys want to see

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Speaker 1: how to get every single person listening right now to

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Speaker 1: pay attention. Yeah, Netflix is changing for good and it

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Speaker 1: might be going away. Whoa. Yeah. See, you can talk

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Speaker 1: about anything anything when you're in this business, and some

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Speaker 1: people will ignore you. Some people will listen, but there's

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Speaker 1: a good portion of people that will be like, ah, whatever,

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Speaker 1: I don't care no matter what you talk about. When

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Speaker 1: you do this job, it's the Jewel Show. Except when

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Speaker 1: you say that Netflix might be going away, people will listen.

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Speaker 1: So thank you for listening right now and for real,

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Speaker 1: if you haven't seen it, Netflix is going to be

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Speaker 1: changing big time because for the first time in ten years,

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Speaker 1: Netflix is losing subscribers. According to a report, the streaming

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Speaker 1: platform lost two hundred thousand subscribers globally and from the

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Speaker 1: looks of things, more losses are coming over the next

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Speaker 1: few months. So they're losing subscribers like crazy at Netflix.

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Speaker 1: Netflix thinks that they could lose two million subscribers. How

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Speaker 1: many do they have total? Netflix still is the largest

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Speaker 1: streaming platform. They have two hundred and twenty two million

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Speaker 1: subscribe to twenty two million subscribers. But they keep losing

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Speaker 1: millions and millions of subscribers. Well, yeah, because they're just

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Speaker 1: not like the best dreaming count may be honest, the

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Speaker 1: content simply is not there, like never updated. If it

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Speaker 1: wasn't for Ozark, I don't even know what the last

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Speaker 1: new program they would have had out was. And they

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Speaker 1: never have any of the good old stuff either. No,

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Speaker 1: I've always noticed that whenever I've gone to Netflix. Like

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Speaker 1: as soon as Netflix first came out, I loved it.

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Speaker 1: I was like, Netflix is great, even when they would

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Speaker 1: send you the CDs DVD when they would send you

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Speaker 1: the DVDs Netflix way back right, And then when about

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Speaker 1: that when they started being able to just stream movies,

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is great, except they never had

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Speaker 1: anything I wanted to watch ever, and then their original

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Speaker 1: series they're barely coming out with any anymore. They just

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Speaker 1: don't have good programming on Netflix. I feel like, which actually,

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Speaker 1: in a way, because I do stand up comedy, one

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Speaker 1: of my goals in life was to have a Netflix

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Speaker 1: special because at the time, Netflix was giving specials to

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Speaker 1: every single comedity special. Yeah, there's like they were like

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Speaker 1: Oprah with cars. Because you get a comedy special, you

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Speaker 1: get a comedy special and I. I actually had some

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Speaker 1: special with Netflix, but I didn't get anywhere with it.

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Speaker 1: But now that they're losing subscribers and going away, I

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Speaker 1: because at the beginning of the pandemic, like Netflix was

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Speaker 1: I think a huge go to for a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: King exactly, and I feel like the Tiger King was

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Speaker 1: the last big thing that Netflix. I agree. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: feel like they got comfortable or something, and just I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't never have anything new, I think

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Speaker 1: even the executives at Netflix, because that was the last

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Speaker 1: sitting around like that Carol basket until they're really going

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Speaker 1: to lose. I don't know. I just watched one show

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Speaker 1: on Hulu for the first time, the Kardashians, like I

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Speaker 1: Jule and I we decided to and went to kardash Land.

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Speaker 1: It was so different than how they did it on

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Speaker 1: E and they try to make them funny. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: never watched the episodes of the other Kardashians show, and

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Speaker 1: Alex and I were watching this and she pointed out

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Speaker 1: that they were trying to make them funny. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know they weren't already kind of funny because I was

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Speaker 1: actually angry at myself a few times one of them

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Speaker 1: said something Kim was talking to the camera or Courtney

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Speaker 1: just laugh at a kardashianted. Okay, whoever wrote the scripts,

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Speaker 1: good job the ads though the ads were obnoxious. It

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Speaker 1: I haven't had to watch commercials in like fifteen years,

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Speaker 1: like the Comcast. When I saw Cable the DVR fast

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Speaker 1: say holy pee? What? They had a commercial during The

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Speaker 1: Kardashians on Hulu that blew my mind? What you don't

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Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? Baby pregnancy one after pregnancy one? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: have you guys seen that commercial? No? Describe? Oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: why do you look scared? Because I'd never want to

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Speaker 1: but I definitely never want to. Actually, that commercial it

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Speaker 1: started off and there's this commercial of this woman laying

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Speaker 1: She gets up and goes to the bathroom. I still

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Speaker 1: didn't even really get that. It was a new mom

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Speaker 1: with an unflattering net underwear, not the sexy kind. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's wearing these net like diaper things, and then it

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Speaker 1: because just had a baby. And I was like, that

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Speaker 1: doesn't look fun at all, Like this hadn't been within

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Speaker 1: other parent in here is brad Our, executive producer, and

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Speaker 1: he's not a mom. Obviously, he didn't have to supprits

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Speaker 1: his vegage area. But did you see your wife at

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Speaker 1: the time have to supprits her area with a bottle

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Speaker 1: and it doesn't sting you. I've chosen to forget most

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Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, just find me and move along, dude.

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Speaker 1: I blacked down and tell it said commercial. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, and it was just like really, honestly, I've

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Speaker 1: never seen anything. Nobody ever sees that part of it,

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Speaker 1: which so it's weird for me to see. And like,

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Speaker 1: I don't watch commercials, so I'm like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what's on the TV, but I was surprised for them

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Speaker 1: think it was a commercial or abstinence. Yeah. The Jebel

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