Speaker 1: Hey fan Ritos, and welcome back to how Rude Tanner Ritos. Okay,
Speaker 1: the time has come. We have finished recapping yet another
Speaker 1: season of Full House. So, as we did with season two,
Speaker 1: we will be telling you our final thoughts on season three,
Speaker 1: the highs and lows, the not so great storylines, and
Speaker 1: the storylines that we absolutely loved. We're here to share
Speaker 1: our thoughts and we'd love to hear yours as well.
Speaker 2: So let's get into it.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for this, all right.
Speaker 2: This was this was a Yeah, it was a season
Speaker 2: that a lot happened. There was a lot happened. There
Speaker 2: was highs, there was lows. There was some great things,
Speaker 2: there was some horrible things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's an outstanding season. But it really is.
Speaker 2: There's some really outstanding, super iconic episodes in this season
Speaker 2: that I didn't realize were like kind.
Speaker 3: Of all of the same era. Yeah, same.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize there were so many of those iconic
Speaker 1: episodes all in season three. Yeah, that was shut out.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like three four five.
Speaker 2: But yeah, there was a lot that happened in season three.
Speaker 2: Should we go and just give a quick little review
Speaker 2: for the audience, So just a little like two sentence
Speaker 2: thing of each episode because you know, there's twenty four
Speaker 2: of them. Yeah, there's twenty four of them, and I
Speaker 2: need a little reminder.
Speaker 1: So if you're our age and perimenopausal or men apozzal,
Speaker 1: your the brain fog is in full of.
Speaker 3: Fact, you should take notes doing this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, So we started off with episode one, Tanner
Speaker 4: Island Wow, to celebrate the two year anniversary of the
Speaker 4: day when Jesse and Joey moved in to help out
Speaker 4: with his daughters.
Speaker 1: Danny surprises the family and his co host with a
Speaker 1: special trip to Hawaii.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: That was at the beginning of the season.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we kicked off with the Hawaii episode.
Speaker 1: That's a big that's a banger.
Speaker 2: That was a big episode. That was a very big episode,
Speaker 2: very bad. Yeah, and then next up we had Back
Speaker 2: to School Blues, which is when DJ feels left out
Speaker 2: as she enters junior high school and she devises a
Speaker 2: plan to get her social life back on its feet.
Speaker 1: I loved that one. Yeah. Episode three was breaking Up
Speaker 1: is Hard to Do in twenty two minutes, when Jesse
Speaker 1: and Rebecca hit a rough patch in their relationship, a
Speaker 1: DJ and Stephanie tried to fix things up between them again. Again,
Speaker 1: those episodes blend together for me because there's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I was like, wait, that sounds
Speaker 2: like every second or third episode with Jesse and Rebecca.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, I'm sure there's like two more in this
Speaker 2: just very season alone.
Speaker 1: Right, you're up, Sweeten.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sorry, I was just thinking back about the
Speaker 2: breaking up is hard to do episode. It's very distracting, igat,
Speaker 2: It's just it was so great. And then we have
Speaker 2: Nerd for a Day, kind of one of my personal favorites,
Speaker 2: not just because it's about Steph, but Stephanie and the
Speaker 2: rest of her class get detention for calling classmate Walter duckface.
Speaker 2: Uncle Jesse says being nice to people is important, and
Speaker 2: that is the intro of Duckface.
Speaker 1: I loved that episode.
Speaker 2: It's a good one.
Speaker 1: Episode five was Granny Tanny. Michelle crawls for the first
Speaker 1: time out of her crib all by herself and gets
Speaker 1: a real big girl bed from Grandma who comes on
Speaker 1: a weekend visit a new Grandma.
Speaker 2: Yes, another recast, right, and then we have a star search,
Speaker 2: which sort of, I mean the title sort of speaks
Speaker 2: for itself. Joey gets a chance to appear on star
Speaker 2: Search and Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.
Speaker 2: I didn't even remember. Oh I did remember. I think
Speaker 2: that second time was like Michelle and her ballerina skirt.
Speaker 2: I was like, why are you? Oh yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: But star Search. By the way, I was listening to
Speaker 2: a show the other day on NPR because I am
Speaker 2: a nerd, and it was a quiz show called Go
Speaker 2: Fact Yourself. Oh okay, and it's they have three people,
Speaker 2: three different like contestants on their comedians and you know whatever,
Speaker 2: and the people that do all kinds of different stuff,
Speaker 2: and they give the show three things that they know
Speaker 2: a lot about. And so one of the people, one
Speaker 2: of the things that they said they knew a lot
Speaker 2: about was star Search. Oh and so they give them
Speaker 2: questions like quiz questions about really weird obscure things in
Speaker 2: regards to the.
Speaker 3: Topics that they picked.
Speaker 2: The one question that the guy won with was and literally,
Speaker 2: as I'm pulling into my driveway, the question starts and
Speaker 2: they're like, what Sitcom used an actual star search audience
Speaker 2: and actual star Search judges in an episode of their show.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, and the the guy that
Speaker 2: was doing it was like, oh wait, and everyone in
Speaker 2: the audience is laughing because they know it, and the
Speaker 2: one of the other contestant goes, well, it's not empty
Speaker 2: apartment and like you know, and he was like, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: full house, full house. So anyway, I literally sat in
Speaker 2: my driveway to listen to that question on Go Fact Yourself,
Speaker 2: which was just on a couple of nights ago. So anyway,
Speaker 2: I see Random's random moments where I was and it's
Speaker 2: still I'm like, like we're Jeopardy questions and stuff, like
Speaker 2: we're we're known enough that like it would be a
Speaker 2: piece of trivia.
Speaker 1: Honestly, this is more exciting than winning an award as
Speaker 1: an actress.
Speaker 2: It's like when you're in the thick of pop culture,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: When I found my own icon on the Netflix homepage
Speaker 1: right of my current icon, I was like, I've made it,
Speaker 1: Like I have made it.
Speaker 2: People see my kids change that to me and I
Speaker 2: was like, who did this? And they thought it was hysterical.
Speaker 1: My brother has me as his icon and I just
Speaker 1: love it. I think it's great, great, I know.
Speaker 2: Okay, So yeah, so that was our our star search moment.
Speaker 1: So there was episode seven was, and they call it
Speaker 1: puppy Love. When a stray Golden Retriever shows up in
Speaker 1: the backyard, Joey and the girls fall in love and
Speaker 1: try to keep the pup hidden from Jesse and Danny.
Speaker 2: The intro of Commet The intro of Commet, yep, yeah,
Speaker 2: and next up we have Divorce Court, which is DJ
Speaker 2: and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer and
Speaker 2: argue over who will stay and who will move. Danny
Speaker 2: holds court to mediate between them.
Speaker 1: Just for reading the title, I thought this was another
Speaker 1: breakup between Jesse and Becky, right.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, you're like, oh again, Yeah, no, no, this
Speaker 2: was another breakup between DJ and steph Right, also a
Speaker 2: repeated theme, but that you know, siblings, that sort.
Speaker 3: Of makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeh yeah, yeah, you know yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, did they draw the line down
Speaker 2: the middle of the room? And I was like no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that was the pilot. I'm crawling over the curtain.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, is this the one where I
Speaker 1: move into the bathroom?
Speaker 2: And I was like no, no, wait, I think that's
Speaker 2: actually another episode. So yeah, I'm not sure what exactly led.
Speaker 1: To this, but but yeah, it's hard to keep track
Speaker 1: there's a lot. There's one hundred and ninety two episodes.
Speaker 1: It's hard to keep kidding, you know. The things come
Speaker 1: up again and again.
Speaker 2: You know it's not when you've only got twenty ten
Speaker 2: minutes to solve a problem, you're gonna have to deal
Speaker 2: with it again.
Speaker 1: So I get it. I totally get it. Uh. Episode nine,
Speaker 1: Doctor Dare rides Again no Ah, which is when Scott
Speaker 1: Bao drops in and takes a nostalgic trip down memory
Speaker 1: lane as he and Jesse reminisce about their reckless days
Speaker 1: from the past. Yeah, I had conveniently forgotten about that
Speaker 1: one until right now.
Speaker 2: I hadn't forgot because I just keep thinking, what was
Speaker 2: my least favorite episode of the season, and I think
Speaker 2: that was it. The next one is The Greatest Birthday
Speaker 2: on Earth, which is when Jesse, Stephanie, and Michelle are
Speaker 2: locked in at a gas station just as Michelle's birthday
Speaker 2: party is about to begin.
Speaker 1: M love that one was a cute one. Yeah. Episode
Speaker 1: eleven was Aftershocks, where Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of
Speaker 1: her dad after an earthquake rocks the household. Yeah, great
Speaker 1: one therapy episode and everything that was a good one.
Speaker 1: Next we have Joey and Stacy and oh yeah, Jesse.
Speaker 1: So Joey begins dating Stacy, who encourages him to stand
Speaker 1: up to Jesse and pitch an idea to a client
Speaker 1: about a commercial.
Speaker 3: Once again Jesse being difficult. I don't I.
Speaker 1: Barely I feel so bad.
Speaker 2: I barely remember the Joey focused episode.
Speaker 3: Is the one? This is the one with the.
Speaker 1: Uh, the the cat the city?
Speaker 3: Is it the Singing Cat?
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the No, I don't think it's no,
Speaker 1: it's but I don't remember what he's taking. It's not
Speaker 1: the singing Cats.
Speaker 3: That's the first. But he takes over the pitch.
Speaker 2: He's not even supposed to be there or he doesn't
Speaker 2: show up and uh, oh no wait Matty said, no,
Speaker 2: it's the one where Joey dresses up as a hockey player.
Speaker 1: Wait, this is still not ringing a bell. I have
Speaker 1: amnesia who episodes? I'm sorry, Dave like a field terrible.
Speaker 2: I begin I feel like was I like, oh wait,
Speaker 2: Jesse was dating Stacy.
Speaker 1: No, that was all it was.
Speaker 2: Joe Joey was but I remember she yeah, she like,
Speaker 2: is like you need to do Yeah, you need to
Speaker 2: I mean again, I'm gonna go out on a lemon.
Speaker 3: Say it's not in either of our top five.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out. It didn't even make any of
Speaker 1: the lists because we can't remember it.
Speaker 3: Right, go back and watch that one.
Speaker 2: Okay, number thirteen, Yeah, episode thirteen, No more mister dumb guy.
Speaker 1: Jesse takes dramatic measures when he feels threatened by Rebecca's
Speaker 1: intellectual friends after she invites him to a cultural arts party.
Speaker 1: I'm getting these titles confused, because again, no more mister
Speaker 1: dumb guy. I thought that was the Scott Bayo episode.
Speaker 1: Oh that's doctor Dare, so yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, Doctor Dare like sticks in my mind
Speaker 2: because I'm just like, oh God, because I just can't
Speaker 2: not picture them and their leather jackets talking about it like.
Speaker 1: It's it's just the parking garage, right, It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Yeah hmm, oh that would be my Troe. Now I
Speaker 2: am really on it today.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Next we have Misadventures in Babysitting. DJ decides to babysit
Speaker 2: in order to earn money for her own phone line,
Speaker 2: but her charge turns out to be a pretty braddy nightmare.
Speaker 2: And this is Butterhead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the butter, the butter and the banister.
Speaker 3: Butter in the banister. Yes.
Speaker 1: Classic episode fifteen is Lust in the Dust Stephanie's dance teacher,
Speaker 1: Debbie Gregory as character number three. She seems like the
Speaker 1: ideal match for Danny, but because he has a reputation
Speaker 1: for finding multiple reasons not to put himself out there,
Speaker 1: his daughters take it upon themselves to arrange a little date.
Speaker 1: This is a messy apartments?
Speaker 3: Is the Messy Apartment one?
Speaker 2: Danny?
Speaker 3: Are you folding socks behind my ma?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Next up is Bye Bye Bertie. Again pretty self explanatory.
Speaker 2: Michelle Lose is the preschool pet bird.
Speaker 1: See that was named well, like, you know instantly, it's just.
Speaker 2: Totally what's happening, right, And I'm like, oh wait, that's right.
Speaker 2: We can skip that one.
Speaker 1: Uh the seventeenth to.
Speaker 2: Michelle and the bird. You know, I was I'm sure
Speaker 2: as a preschooler it was riveting, but I was like
Speaker 2: a whole episode. Yeah, there were some plot holes in
Speaker 2: that one, which I will.
Speaker 1: Comment on later. Uh. Then we had the thirteen Candles
Speaker 1: episode where DJ hopes to receive her first kiss at
Speaker 1: her thirteenth birthday party. So Kimmy arranges a spin the
Speaker 1: bottle game.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this was our introduction to Kevin. Yes, Kevin Gwinn,
Speaker 2: Kevin Gwinn. That's right. I was like, wait, what was
Speaker 2: this laston Kevin Guinn? Next up is Mister Egghead, where
Speaker 2: Joey gets a job as a guest host on an
Speaker 2: educational television show for children, where a prop injure Stephanie,
Speaker 2: this is just popped right in the nose, Yes, right
Speaker 2: in the nose on Mister Egghead.
Speaker 1: Yeap, Oh that was a fun one.
Speaker 2: Well I say that because I'm not the one that
Speaker 2: was popped out right right.
Speaker 1: Uh. And then episode nineteen was those Better Not be
Speaker 1: the Days when Danny, Jesse and Joey try to combat
Speaker 1: the girls ingratitude by swamping rolls for a day, but
Speaker 1: the strategy backfires. Oh wait is this the flat?
Speaker 2: Is this the flash flashback episode or flash forward lash.
Speaker 1: Forward right right with the with the ladies.
Speaker 2: That they were aged right, we were aged up and
Speaker 2: all that. Yeah, that's right, that had some that was yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember that one. Another classic, yes, oh another classic.
Speaker 3: Honey, I broke the house.
Speaker 2: M Stephanie has left unsupervised like Michelle and accidentally drives
Speaker 2: Joey's car through the kitchen wall.
Speaker 3: Car through the kitchen episode is classic.
Speaker 1: Oh that it's iconic. I mean like the.
Speaker 2: Flash forward right then into Honey I broke the house
Speaker 2: right into just Say No Way.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like it's a boom boom boom.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah it after hit after her hit and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole, the whole.
Speaker 1: Lesson to take away from all eight seasons of Full
Speaker 1: House is the children are unsupervised. Like that is.
Speaker 2: Half the shows wouldn't have been even a thing. I
Speaker 2: had someone just been watching the kids. It's three of them,
Speaker 2: three adults. They do watch the kids, and half the
Speaker 2: time the ship that happens that goes wrong, it is
Speaker 2: because no one was watching them.
Speaker 1: Right, It's just it's bonkers. So the next episode is
Speaker 1: just Say No Way. It's a big blow for dj
Speaker 1: when she catches her boyfriend Kevin Gwyn experimenting with booze
Speaker 1: at a dance, and an even bigger blow and Jesse
Speaker 1: wrathfully accuses her of the scene.
Speaker 2: Then we have three men and another baby. Michelle is
Speaker 2: jealous when Danny agrees to babysit a neighbors infant overnight
Speaker 2: and DJ's math homework stumps Joey.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, another baby, fortunately not Howie. It was a
Speaker 1: different a different infant.
Speaker 3: Harry No, oh no, I had Harry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember the name of this baby, but
Speaker 1: yeah it was not how she how.
Speaker 2: She didn't want She was like, I won't I won't
Speaker 2: say this baby's name.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She had nothing to do with that baby. Oh
Speaker 1: thank god?
Speaker 3: Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: Yes And the penultimate episode of season three, Fraternity Reunion,
Speaker 1: where a fraternity reunion has Danny and Joey dressed in
Speaker 1: drag and in jail.
Speaker 4: Oops.
Speaker 2: Oops, okay and uh next. And the final episode of
Speaker 2: season three is our very first telethon, when Danny falls
Speaker 2: asleep hosting a twenty four hour telethon to benefit a
Speaker 2: children's charity, and the girls steal the show, oh boy,
Speaker 2: along with Joey doing magic and Jes Kennedy's Mike Loves
Speaker 2: showing up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Oh that is packed.
Speaker 3: That's packed huge.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, I can't. I mean, this is this is incredible.
Speaker 2: So okay, what would you say your top three episodes
Speaker 2: from season three? This was really hard for me.
Speaker 1: This was hard, really really hard, like harder than when
Speaker 1: we did the Season two recap, Right, Okay, so I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna say I'm just gonna pick some even though
Speaker 1: get a lot, uh my number one, I think Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I love them all equally, So I'm not gonna say
Speaker 1: it's my first huge Why.
Speaker 2: Am I have picks? Yeah, I'm not going to take
Speaker 2: it personally. I'm not going to be like, well you
Speaker 2: didn't pick my I'd like, or be like I don't
Speaker 2: get Yeah, that's the point. Your top three you can't no, no,
Speaker 2: no no, because you don't love them all equally. Because
Speaker 2: Doctor Dare rides again, you don't love so you're lying. Okay,
Speaker 2: I definitely don't love that, and some not.
Speaker 1: So favorites, so absolutely absolutely, But of these three, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I could pick a number on one. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: I think they're all real particular order your top three
Speaker 1: episodes in no particular order, Yes, okay, thirteen candles incredible
Speaker 1: memories for me personally, it's a universal experience. Everybody remembers
Speaker 1: their first kiss like it is.
Speaker 2: You know. I just love this episode on so many levels.
Speaker 1: I just and I love that we got to reconnect
Speaker 1: with Jake Bitterman, like this is so great. Oh, gosh,
Speaker 1: I loved I loved this this episode. My second favorite
Speaker 1: would be Aftershocks, because bravo to Jeff for not only
Speaker 1: getting this episode up on its feet so soon after
Speaker 1: the real San Francisco earthquake, but he knocked it out
Speaker 1: of the park like he did it so well. We
Speaker 1: incorporated therapy, you did fantastic, like everybody like.
Speaker 3: It just was a really great episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, love that one. And my last, but certainly not least,
Speaker 1: is Back to School Blues because again, it's timeless and relatable,
Speaker 1: and I'm very aware that I'm picking all these episodes
Speaker 1: that are most relatable to me at the time. As
Speaker 1: I third, those are.
Speaker 3: Mine too, Like those are mine too.
Speaker 2: I'm like, there's storylines that either I was in or
Speaker 2: kind of revolved around, like something that you know, yes'
Speaker 2: because we have the most memories. And also it's like
Speaker 2: the yeah, the most relatable to us.
Speaker 3: That's mine, that's yeah. I was thinking the same, judging
Speaker 3: good for that.
Speaker 1: I thought as a forty eight year old I would
Speaker 1: relate more and pick different episodes, But now, as forty
Speaker 1: eight year old, I'm still relating to thirteen year old
Speaker 1: me right back in nineteen ninety, So I just I
Speaker 1: can't get that out of my head. So, okay, those
Speaker 1: are good three, Those are good. Time to take it.
Speaker 1: How about you? What are your top three? Excuse me.
Speaker 3: Again, very hard. I have to say.
Speaker 2: It's hard, right, It's so hard.
Speaker 3: It's so hard. I have to say that Nerd for
Speaker 3: a Day is my favorite.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Nerd for a Day.
Speaker 2: Is my favorite just because, uh of like the message
Speaker 2: of it and who Steph is, like who she becomes
Speaker 2: in that moment. I just think is like just one
Speaker 2: of my favorite episodes for Steph.
Speaker 1: It's such a good message and stephan shows so much growth.
Speaker 2: Like I was so proud of Stephanie. Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: really proud of Steph and like, and it.
Speaker 3: Was just it was such a neat episode.
Speaker 2: And I loved like Jesse really challenged her and made
Speaker 2: her think about something, and you saw that she like
Speaker 2: really took it to heart, you know.
Speaker 3: I just I thought it was a great episode.
Speaker 2: So that one, I also have to say after Shocks,
Speaker 2: and again I'm picking ones that were definitely but I
Speaker 2: really but I just think that that was also a
Speaker 2: really important episode, Like it was you know, so needed
Speaker 2: to be talked about, right, And I'm torn between Honey,
Speaker 2: I broke the house on our very first telethon.
Speaker 1: You have to pick Honey brought out the house. You
Speaker 1: have to that is one of your most iconic moments.
Speaker 1: You're right, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Pick Honey, I broke the house, and I'll pick like
Speaker 2: our very first telephone for one of my memorable moments,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Honey, I broke the house.
Speaker 2: But see, I picked three steph storylines, but that was
Speaker 2: I just really liked those ones.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's because we weren't in some of
Speaker 1: the adult focused storylines, so we're just sort of like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true. It's like they're not those they're yeah.
Speaker 2: They're not ingrained in our in our So we have
Speaker 2: memories of the of the particular episodes, like even for you,
Speaker 2: you remember like Thirteen Candles and like that, those ones,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't really remember doing those episodes,
Speaker 2: but I certainly remember Honey, I broke the house, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Meanwhile, we're like Joey and Stacey and what Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just forgot those conveniently. Yeah, okay, do you want
Speaker 1: to know before we move on? Uh? The the top
Speaker 1: rated episodes on IMDb.
Speaker 3: I love Yes, I definitely wanted for season three specific.
Speaker 1: Season three specifically. Yes, okay, so the very top with
Speaker 1: a rating of eight point one out of ten, honey,
Speaker 1: I broke the house. Okay, the audience agreed, there we go,
Speaker 1: and then third and second and third place. It's a
Speaker 1: tie with a score of seven point four, a tie
Speaker 1: for back to School Blues and our very first telethon.
Speaker 2: Okay, I feel like we're right there with Yeah, we really, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're right there.
Speaker 1: We're synced up with the audience. I'm here for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And what was what was the third one?
Speaker 1: It was tie telethon? Yeah. They also couldn't decide.
Speaker 2: Between Okay, yeah, those are I think three really great
Speaker 2: memorable episodes.
Speaker 1: Fantastic.
Speaker 3: Okay, bottom three.
Speaker 1: This was not as difficult as Top three, but still
Speaker 1: difficult because the bottom was just very bottom. It was
Speaker 1: just it was extra bad.
Speaker 3: It was it's approaching sea crews level.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like okay, doctor Dare, I.
Speaker 1: Yes, Doctor Dare is the is I think it's seacreuse level.
Speaker 2: I think it just agree, I agree, I'm in a
Speaker 2: different way say it. Yep, it's a different in a
Speaker 2: different way.
Speaker 1: It's bad. Yeah, it's just toxic and not not relatable
Speaker 1: to anyone I want to hang out.
Speaker 2: With, you know, it's just yeah, maybe like maybe it's
Speaker 2: because like I was like, maybe it's because it's like
Speaker 2: a storyline that sort of evolves around Jesse and like
Speaker 2: a more like male kind of perspective. And I was like, no,
Speaker 2: because I'm like a daredevil idiot.
Speaker 3: And I still thought it wasn't a great en.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. And and maybe I'm just
Speaker 2: biased to Scott Bayo. I don't know.
Speaker 3: There could be a lot of things.
Speaker 2: Coloring it, but I do think it, uh, it.
Speaker 3: Is approaching Seacrew's level, if not.
Speaker 1: Close, absolutely well. And I thought we had just started
Speaker 1: to see some growth with Jesse, you know, some growth
Speaker 1: and some character but and then he goes right back
Speaker 1: into his old ways, right.
Speaker 3: But but but breaking up is hard to do.
Speaker 2: Is is like uh, four or five episodes before that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right, Well yeah, yeah, so it's it's terrible.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I do wonder if if it
Speaker 1: would if we would feel differently about it if it
Speaker 1: was not Scout Bao, if it was a different actor.
Speaker 3: But I think now I still think it was just
Speaker 3: like it's interchangeable with anybody sort of.
Speaker 2: But it's more so the fact that, like it's just
Speaker 2: I just find it an obnoxious episode of like just
Speaker 2: sort of rolling, ridiculous toxic masculinity.
Speaker 1: I guess this is what it is.
Speaker 3: Where you're like it is. I feel like it feels
Speaker 3: like it just doesn't fit with what Full.
Speaker 1: House was true true, And I'm like, it's season three,
Speaker 1: Jesse should be way past this by now, Like, let's
Speaker 1: stop revisiting this bad boy era. You've moved on, you
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend, now, you're you're a parent to these
Speaker 1: three children, Like, come on, move on, Jesse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, okay, I think we both agree. Doctor dare
Speaker 2: Red's again on the bottom of the three, bottom of
Speaker 2: the barrel there. What are your others?
Speaker 1: My others are bye bye, Bertie.
Speaker 2: The dream what I was gonna say, Oh, horror. The
Speaker 2: dream sequence alone, I think actually might be below Seacrews
Speaker 2: just individually, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You know what You're right, just if you just that.
Speaker 2: That scene and you put it it is it's terrifying.
Speaker 3: Okay, leap that out.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: It's a giant Michelle, and it's weird. Little children Jesse's
Speaker 2: and Beck and I still don't understand the point.
Speaker 1: What is the point of this, Like why it's just scary,
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't move the plotline forward.
Speaker 2: No, I'm sure the actors were embarrassed to be dressed.
Speaker 2: You could absolutely tell them. It was just it was
Speaker 2: I feel.
Speaker 1: Bad for the actors, and I feel bad for the
Speaker 1: audience who had to watch that.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, my apologies to everyone. Yeah that but but really,
Speaker 2: I mean the whole Bye Bye Birdie episode was but
Speaker 2: that in particular was the episode?
Speaker 1: Was that section scary? Totally? Totally?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but even the episode as a whole, Like the
Speaker 2: teacher leaves the window window reschoolers, right, one of the
Speaker 2: kids will fall out the window before the bird would.
Speaker 1: Yes, And then Michelle is lauded as a hero for
Speaker 1: bringing another bird back and I'm like, no, she's replacing
Speaker 1: the bird that she lost. Right, So these were just
Speaker 1: not There was not a good lesson in this and
Speaker 1: a terrible But Miko Hughes was introduced, so that's true. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the one silver lining of that. Yeah, okay. And last,
Speaker 1: I'll just give you my last one. Yeah, last one
Speaker 1: was Granny Tanny. I did not love the recasting of
Speaker 1: Grandma with Doris Roberts. It just it didn't work for me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was the writing or the
Speaker 1: acting choices, but it was creepy, like Danny and Grandma
Speaker 1: or Danny and his mom were just it was weird.
Speaker 1: It was weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was.
Speaker 2: I we picked the same bottom three we did because
Speaker 2: that was absolutely and again no real particular order for
Speaker 2: the bottom three.
Speaker 3: They all kind of were just there.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I remember us talking about how we again
Speaker 2: it didn't fit with what full the full house vibe.
Speaker 2: Like the episodes that I tend to not like are
Speaker 2: the ones that feel like these weird sort of outliers
Speaker 2: of like trying to focus on something outside of kind
Speaker 2: of the core of the family, really, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. I I just we didn't
Speaker 2: like Doris Roberts as Grandma.
Speaker 1: No to Doris Roberts, this was just a weird role for.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, she's she's dead.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's the Doris Robert lovers out there,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: No, No, we're not saying nothing, you know. Against she was.
Speaker 1: A tremendous actress.
Speaker 2: That's the thing is, she was, well, she's a great actress.
Speaker 2: But not like she just wasn't.
Speaker 1: She wasn't funny in this episode. No, she wasn't written
Speaker 1: to be funny.
Speaker 3: She wasn't written to be funny.
Speaker 2: And uh and yeah, I was just a little creepy,
Speaker 2: so that that went too all right. Those are my
Speaker 2: bottom three, and we've taken up the entire episode with
Speaker 2: just the reading the episodes at the bottom of the
Speaker 2: top three. But but I feel like we've touched on
Speaker 2: a lot of things.
Speaker 1: But I got to tell you the bottom three for
Speaker 1: IMDb audience.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, oh yeah, bottom Oh it is.
Speaker 1: Well, actually I only have the bottom the bottom two.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's what For whatever reason, I didn't write
Speaker 1: down the third. But okay, so the very very bottom
Speaker 1: with a rating of six point seven. It is a
Speaker 1: tie between Star Search and Three Men and Another Baby.
Speaker 2: Wow. And I would not have picked those two to
Speaker 2: be I don't think.
Speaker 1: It's that people hated those, It's just they weren't say.
Speaker 2: Another Baby was when I was out of town, so
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe that's watch it. So yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 2: really that one. Oh wait, I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you don't remember it.
Speaker 2: The audience is no more terrible than the ones we picked.
Speaker 2: I am amazed that people didn't pick the other ones.
Speaker 1: Me too, me too. No, I didn't write it down.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, I only picked the bottom two
Speaker 1: for some reason. I ran out of time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Lust in the Dust was also pretty terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the top.
Speaker 2: Three bottom formations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel the.
Speaker 2: The you know, memorable moments, I'd say the dancing in
Speaker 2: the telethon absolutely absolutely, the dance.
Speaker 3: The love Shack dance. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: The Hawaii episode, Yes, that's also a really memorable one.
Speaker 2: Again like great writing, well really sense, but we were
Speaker 2: in Hawaii, so yeah, we went on location. It was
Speaker 2: a hot mess, like it was very memorable. Absolutely, But
Speaker 2: star Search, I'm I I'm not surprised that people didn't
Speaker 2: love it because it was kind of a even though
Speaker 2: we went to Star Search and it was kind.
Speaker 1: Of a episode. Well, I also can't remember what happened.
Speaker 1: I know Joey was on Star Search, he lost and
Speaker 1: he lost. But other than that, the lesson there we.
Speaker 2: Were in we were backstage and the kids went wandering
Speaker 2: around again to write Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: That'll come out in supervised children. But yeah, other memorable
Speaker 1: moments throughout the season, the gas Station birthday party, The
Speaker 1: gas Station birthday party. Yeah, so cute again. Jesse Shusher
Speaker 1: in that episode.
Speaker 3: The first Kisses thirty candles.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean you picked that, you picked that
Speaker 2: for your that was my favorite.
Speaker 1: And you know this, I didn't realize this untill I
Speaker 1: put together this recap here. But we meet Comet Walter
Speaker 1: and Aaron Bailey all in the same season. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: so that those are some pretty significant Yeah, well comments
Speaker 1: not a guest star, but you know those are significant cares.
Speaker 1: But we oh, that's true.
Speaker 2: We meet con That's I was like, wait, don we
Speaker 2: meet Commet's mom and was like, no, that's right.
Speaker 3: We do meet the little puppy Commet.
Speaker 1: Big guest stars, big season.
Speaker 2: And also the flashback or flash forward moment that's old men, ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the and the ladies were getting ready to
Speaker 1: interview Julia Montgomery, who played one of the older siblings.
Speaker 1: So moving on, So what changes did you notice in
Speaker 1: yourself as an actor? Were you getting more comfortable as
Speaker 1: an actor? Did you were you like leaning into your
Speaker 1: character traits? Did you enjoy your scenes?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think I noticed, Like I just I'm
Speaker 2: a little bit older and more just capable, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like like as a little kid, it
Speaker 2: was cute and it was whatever, but like I could
Speaker 2: tell I was always on the verge of like cracking
Speaker 2: up or you know, it wasn't like I feel like
Speaker 2: by season three I kind of had grown into the
Speaker 2: rhythm of it and more comfortable and all that kind
Speaker 2: of stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what about you, I would agree with that too.
Speaker 1: I think there's a certain skill set that that is
Speaker 1: required for acting on sitcoms, right, And like the first
Speaker 1: at least the first season for me, I was.
Speaker 2: Just so awkward and I didn't know where to turn,
Speaker 2: you know, so you learn.
Speaker 1: That instinctively, how to cheat out and how where to
Speaker 1: put your hands and how to walk.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: It's we're well versed in acting by season three, so
Speaker 1: I felt way more comfortable. I love that Kimmy wasn't.
Speaker 2: Too annoying yet.
Speaker 1: She was very likable in season three, and the adults
Speaker 1: weren't as mean to her as they are later on.
Speaker 1: I really liked Kimmy in season three. I did too,
Speaker 1: the same for for later seasons. So yeah, I definitely Kimmy.
Speaker 1: Season three was was good. The hair settled down, the
Speaker 1: hair settled down for those.
Speaker 2: Were not like frightening. Yeah, but you were in a
Speaker 2: good spot. It was a really good it was a
Speaker 2: sweet spot.
Speaker 3: Was good here. Jake Bitterman, you know she was, Kimmy
Speaker 3: was on a roll.
Speaker 1: Kim Kim was in her prime at age truly.
Speaker 3: What okay? What who are your favorite guest stars?
Speaker 1: Oh? Well, gosh, I would say duck Face wit Hertford, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, Yeah, he's just he stands out. He is
Speaker 1: just such a shining star, really does the show. And
Speaker 1: then I would say Nancy Dussaut as the therapist in
Speaker 1: the episode. Yes, I just I love I loved her
Speaker 1: too close for comfort, but I think she nailed this role. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a sensitive but smart therapist who knew how to handle
Speaker 1: Danny and his idiosyncrasies. And Steph honed in right on
Speaker 1: what Steph was absolutely going through. And she's very maternal
Speaker 1: like that was just perfect casting, perfect acting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was I really really agree. Some of my
Speaker 2: favorite guest stars were, uh, Jake Bitterman and Kemy Gwynn
Speaker 2: of course natural and also.
Speaker 3: The Bird and Bye Bye Bird. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: My favorite guest star again coming in hot Debbie Gregory.
Speaker 1: That's just my favorite guest star.
Speaker 2: Is the one that we've had before in a totally
Speaker 2: different role.
Speaker 3: So I'm picking. I'm going weird for.
Speaker 1: My top as I would. She's iconic. She's iconic and
Speaker 1: not done.
Speaker 2: She's iconic and still coming back for more. She comes back,
Speaker 2: I think in season four she's already been though, so
Speaker 2: at least there's it's not as confusing, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, we just pretend that the middle part didn't happen.
Speaker 1: I can't believe.
Speaker 2: I can't believe we did this.
Speaker 1: But then I'm like, yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't believe.
Speaker 2: In the eighties early nineties, no one cared, No one cared.
Speaker 1: So which characters do you feel had the best story arc?
Speaker 1: M A.
Speaker 3: Certainly not Jesse.
Speaker 1: Jesse.
Speaker 3: Jesse's let's of an arc and more of a circle.
Speaker 1: He's on repeat.
Speaker 2: He's just yeah, yeah, like he's one of those people.
Speaker 2: It's like I turned my life around three hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty degrees and you're like, that means you're the same person.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say DJ just because she went to
Speaker 1: so many teenage milestones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was like a big junior high year for her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, junior high is the first year of junior high
Speaker 1: is so huge, first kiss, first experience with beer. Maybe
Speaker 1: you know, it was a big, big, a lot of uh.
Speaker 3: First for DJ and Kimmy.
Speaker 2: Honestly, like the two I was gonna say, DJ and Kimmy, Like,
Speaker 2: I feel like they they hit a really kind of
Speaker 2: pivotal time, uh in in their lives in this season
Speaker 2: of entering middle school and like I mean the first episode,
Speaker 2: the you know, back to school blues and trying to
Speaker 2: be you know, all of that stuff, to the beer
Speaker 2: and her party and all of that. Like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: think you guys, really, you know, had some You grew
Speaker 2: a lot in these episodes.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, as many as many as many teenagers do. Yes,
Speaker 1: there's there was a lot of growth. Yeah, uh in
Speaker 1: this season. Yeah, Now, I would say I would say
Speaker 1: that for sure.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Were there more episodes you liked or disliked this season?
Speaker 1: Oh more than I liked as bad as doctor Doctor
Speaker 1: dare right.
Speaker 2: If we were grading on a curve, those would definitely
Speaker 2: pull it down, But instead we just dropped the lowest
Speaker 2: score off and trade ourselves that way.
Speaker 1: So perfectly said, Yes.
Speaker 2: That's that's how I always liked when teachers graded me,
Speaker 2: So I will give the show the same. Last two
Speaker 2: test scores don't count, and we're just gonna like great, Yeah,
Speaker 2: definitely more than it goes up exponentially. Okay, do you
Speaker 2: think our very first telephone wrapped up the season? Well?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, that was a big episode to finish the season.
Speaker 2: It is peak full house. It was peak ridiculous. It
Speaker 2: was literally just a talent show of you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, we had talent good yeah, everything.
Speaker 1: It was so great.
Speaker 2: It was ridiculous and fun and.
Speaker 3: Yes, peak full house.
Speaker 2: So I thought that wrapped up season three really well, absolutely,
Speaker 2: because it featured everybody. Everybody was in it, everybody was
Speaker 2: being silly, every you know. It was.
Speaker 1: That was a better ending than our season eight series ending,
Speaker 1: Like it was really a better it was.
Speaker 2: Absolutely and nobody got amnesia.
Speaker 1: Right or fell off a horse right right.
Speaker 2: Although anyway, what else? Do you think the show's continuing
Speaker 2: to move in the right direction?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do so. I think it's moving in the
Speaker 1: right direction.
Speaker 3: The kids.
Speaker 2: I think they're focusing well, not more on the kids
Speaker 2: because they kind of that's sort of been the thing,
Speaker 2: but I think they're really leaning into some of the
Speaker 2: like again the first or the teaching moments or the
Speaker 2: family moments and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, and they're given the kids some big storylines too.
Speaker 1: It's not just be cute and hang Jody in the air. No,
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, you're dealing with some trauma and therapy,
Speaker 1: and you know, DJ's dealing with some serious accusations about
Speaker 1: beer drinking. Like these are some heavy, heavy episodes, and.
Speaker 2: Losing a bird and turning into a giant's huge moments
Speaker 2: for her too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those those pull things back.
Speaker 2: A little bit, but we're but it's, you know, two
Speaker 2: steps forward, one step back.
Speaker 1: Overall, it's trending in the in the right direction.
Speaker 3: Yes, what are your hopes going into season four?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man? Uh well, I hope I hope we see less
Speaker 1: of Jesse and Becky fighting. I mean they're headed towards
Speaker 1: a wedding at some point, and so I'm like, can
Speaker 1: we finally see why just think he loves.
Speaker 3: This man, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think it's season.
Speaker 1: Two, season four, so I want to see We've seen
Speaker 1: a lot of their toxicity. You know, they're a very
Speaker 1: hot couple, but I'm like, why is Becky with this guy?
Speaker 1: Like he's had he's made so many mistakes, he's been
Speaker 1: very rude towards her, and so I'm like, and he's.
Speaker 3: He's cute, he's hot, but what else.
Speaker 2: It's one of those things you look back twenty years ago,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't have married the same person, you know.
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so hey, we have twenty years of perspective
Speaker 2: where we go, Oh, that's actually not as.
Speaker 3: Great as you'd think it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just for such goal. Everyone calls them
Speaker 1: couple goals and rewatching season three, I'm like, no, they're not, they're.
Speaker 2: Holes at all. That's I don't want to be that
Speaker 2: those people. I don't know I've been those people. You
Speaker 2: don't want to be those people again. Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 2: And one that's like freaks out of that and gets
Speaker 2: like jealous because you have smart friends.
Speaker 3: No, no, there, I think.
Speaker 1: They have insane chemistry John and Laura. That's what people
Speaker 1: are talking about a couplet.
Speaker 2: Well, I think people often confuse uh, you know, lust
Speaker 2: for love or for excitement for a good relationship. And
Speaker 2: and you know Jesse and be Backey were exciting. They
Speaker 2: were fighting absolutely make it up. It was the highs
Speaker 2: and the lows. But you know, it's not always a
Speaker 2: great stable relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Way anyway, So yeah, my hope. I also
Speaker 1: I hope, I hope there's less of.
Speaker 3: That in season four.
Speaker 2: Please please more of the you know, sort of iconic
Speaker 2: fun and also serious learning moments.
Speaker 1: You know, bring it on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready for that, Bring it on.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what happens in season four, so
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's any of those iconic moments.
Speaker 3: But oh, I'm sure Jesse Becky's wedding.
Speaker 1: Oh true, true, Okay, I think yeah, yeah, as a whole,
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I've heard from some fans at season
Speaker 1: four is their favorite season, and I'm I'm curious to
Speaker 1: find out why. Okay, I feel it four like four,
Speaker 1: we we was peak for his peak.
Speaker 3: We really were in our groove.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm okay. Well, I'm very excited.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Lastly, on a scale one to ten, what would you
Speaker 2: rate season three overall?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, Well, my knee jerk reaction was ten.
Speaker 2: Give it a ten, because I know you can't ever
Speaker 2: get three. You can't no, you can't ever go you
Speaker 2: can't go full ten.
Speaker 1: I can't go full ten. So I'm in a downgrade
Speaker 1: to like a nine point five. Oh okay, mostly because
Speaker 1: of Doctor Dare, but I'm rating it high because there
Speaker 1: were so many iconic episodes that that just it shot it.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: I'm giving it a I'm gonna give it an eight
Speaker 2: point six. Oh okay, I'm gonna I'm giving it an
Speaker 2: eight point six because, uh, it's definitely in the top third.
Speaker 2: You know, it's definitely definitely up there. But I if
Speaker 2: season four is people's favorite, I want to give us
Speaker 2: some room to really shoot up a little bit, you know. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's but it's definitely, uh best season.
Speaker 1: So far, absolutely, yeah, sooner than season are.
Speaker 2: We've been improving and I think we're gonna I think
Speaker 2: there's some room to grow.
Speaker 3: So I want to give us some space.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, that's eight point six, eight point six, nine
Speaker 1: point five solid. That's the TLDR is that.
Speaker 2: We at least give you like a bronze, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like it's something.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I loved it. I loved it.
Speaker 1: Here we go and I'm done with season three.
Speaker 2: I'm amazed. I'm amazed with this far in already. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's also going to be twenty twenty five. So what's happening.
Speaker 2: What's happening with time? I don't understand, but yeah, I
Speaker 2: can't believe we made it through season three already a
Speaker 2: full house we're on it's I don't know what season
Speaker 2: two of this show.
Speaker 3: I don't know, don't I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 3: what it is. It doesn't it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: We're finishing season three of Full House and looking forward
Speaker 2: to season four.
Speaker 1: Can't wait.
Speaker 2: Bring it on.
Speaker 1: I am ready for season four. I I yeah, whatever
Speaker 1: it has to bring, it'll jog some memories, I hope,
Speaker 1: oh for sure. Otherwise I don't know what happens.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean otherwise you have a strange hole
Speaker 2: in your memory. I mean if it doesn't jog anything,
Speaker 2: you know, you might want to get.
Speaker 1: That looked at. Then I'll need to. I can't remember
Speaker 1: any of this.
Speaker 2: I'll be like, oh, no, we should get this. You
Speaker 2: need an MRI Yeah. On a very special episode on
Speaker 2: our special episode of Yeah Yeah Yeah, lie from inside
Speaker 2: an MRI machine.
Speaker 3: It's just boom boom, like loud out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Great for sound many I'll love it. It'll be
Speaker 2: it'll be only slightly worse than when we recorded in
Speaker 2: the convention center. Yeah, okay, all right, And Maddie, by
Speaker 2: the way, also told us ten minutes ago we're thirty
Speaker 2: three minutes in, so you don't have to do all
Speaker 2: the questions listed, just whenever you want to wrap it up,
Speaker 2: you can. And I ignored it and just read it
Speaker 2: ten minutes later, so sorry. Thanks Maddie for being a
Speaker 2: great producer and trying to rain us in, but that
Speaker 2: doesn't work.
Speaker 1: So it's a little super sized miniso today.
Speaker 2: It's a medium sode the medium.
Speaker 1: So I love this so much. Thank you everyone for
Speaker 1: being here and recapping another season a full house with
Speaker 1: us as always, we had a blast interviewing our beloved
Speaker 1: cast and crew and just reliving all of the crazy,
Speaker 1: ridiculous memories we had on the show. We appreciate all
Speaker 1: of you fanerridos out there for joining us each week,
Speaker 1: and we're jumping right into season four, so stay tuned
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Speaker 3: Michelle Ron, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, I need to erase that from my memory.
Speaker 1: That's what I need to do.