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Speaker 1: much a sports genus. What's up? Everyone, I'm Eddie and

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Speaker 1: It's not gonna sound exactly how it usually does in

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Speaker 1: I'm from the north, alpha male west side of town,

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Speaker 1: Why would you not it? Did you cheat? Coach chat it?

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Speaker 1: So Eddie calls me up the other night and he says, hey, lunch,

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Speaker 1: not my son's team. I was yes, because I told Eddie.

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Speaker 1: But I've never seen the blind Side. I've only seen

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Speaker 1: But you but you don't know what Michael Or looks like.

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Speaker 1: What was it? What were you were not arguing? What

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Speaker 1: were you guys arguing about a couple of couple episodes ago?

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Speaker 1: I don't know you You and your wife was like

420
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Speaker 1: what there was about the rental car reservation? Excuse me?

421
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Speaker 1: He doesn't know what reservation. It sounds like you guys

422
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Speaker 1: are stupid as crap? Do you understand? You got you

423
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Speaker 1: guys in my head? I know you, so you're not.

424
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Speaker 1: I love you guys. You guys sound like two rednecks

425
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:57,120
Speaker 1: traveling the country. Love you guys listening to you. Guys

426
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 1: are some of our best friends. I love you guys,

427
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Speaker 1: but you're stupidest crap? Did you understand what I said?

428
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Speaker 1: She was six, she was sixteen years old, that she

429
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Speaker 1: had never gone to a girl, she had never gone

430
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Speaker 1: through the line and paid for something. And then take

431
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Speaker 1: as much as you can give me. She's offering her

432
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Speaker 1: cash back. And so my wife was like, absolutely, I'll

433
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Speaker 1: take cash back. And then the finally the lady was like,

434
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Speaker 1: well you gotta get it, you know, like and she's like, oh,

435
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Speaker 1: you're not just giving me cash back. That was a

436
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Speaker 1: good one, Eddie. Are you gonna say what? It's actually

437
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,359
Speaker 1: not that good. But we were at an ice cream

438
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Speaker 1: shop and and he would order a whole gallon no

439
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 1: we I was sitting there with my family. I was

440
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Speaker 1: sitting there with my family and he was staring at us,

441
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what's up? Man? He's like I think

442
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 1: your son goes school. My kids school. I'm like, oh, yeah,

443
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: you guys go to school together. And then my son's like, yeah,

444
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: what's up and he's like, hey, that's gone, and they talk.

445
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's cool man, nice cool, And did your

446
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: son did you? Did your son go? Oh you know

447
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: who that is? No, it's crazy kids like they know.

448
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 1: I would say collectively, all my kids probably know about

449
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 1: five other famous kids, famous people's kids, Like they know

450
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: them as just regular kids, like that's Jimmy, that's Tommy,

451
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: that's Sally, that's but their their parents are all famous.

452
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: They have no idea that their parents are famous, nor

453
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Speaker 1: will I don't. I don't know if they'll ever have

454
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 1: that conversation. Yeah, eventually they will once they reached um

455
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 1: who high school level, Like my son still doesn't know

456
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Speaker 1: that that's Michael or Son, and I don't know. Maybe

457
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: in high school he would he would know Michael or

458
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 1: But if like if a musician, I think that's differently

459
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: there's one and they don't know who their dad is.

460
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 1: Like I think if it was Keith Urban's kid, eventually

461
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: you're gonna say, yeah, okay, it's keep you know what

462
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,399
Speaker 1: I mean? Like yeah, Okay, your dad's Keith freaking Urban. Like,

463
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,199
Speaker 1: Eventually you're going to realize that because musicians are more

464
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 1: in the spot, like like Tom Brady's kids, Eventually they're

465
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: going to have that conversation. Tom Brady is still cool

466
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 1: to the kids, still cool to the kids, like Julio Jones,

467
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,200
Speaker 1: Lebron James, those type of players. Like if your dad

468
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: is just an offensive lineman, Yes, a middle schooler is

469
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 1: not gonna understand what offensive lineman has a movie about him, right,

470
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 1: But I'm saying like there are offensive lineman that I mean,

471
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Speaker 1: did you guys go to school with anyone famous, like,

472
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Speaker 1: anyone that had a famous parent. I would say your

473
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Speaker 1: situation is unique. Five and one. That's crazy. I ever

474
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Speaker 1: had a kid, dude had a famous parent? I do

475
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Speaker 1: not think. I I mean, there's one kid his dad

476
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 1: was the weather man on the local news station. That's bad,

477
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Speaker 1: that's famous, coach, but that was the that was the

478
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Speaker 1: most I mean, that's what I mean. Not Walter Cronkite,

479
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: not Jim Spencer's right, No, not Jim Spencer. No, you

480
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:47,199
Speaker 1: have kids, um Neil Orne, So I don't know. I

481
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: don't know that. I oh, Mark Murray, No, Mark Murray

482
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Speaker 1: does live in my parents neighborhood that he watches two

483
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Speaker 1: little dogs. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if

484
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Speaker 1: he's married not. I'm never I've never knocked one this

485
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: going as I never, I've never asked. Yeah, I mean

486
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: that's crazy, but yeah, my story about it's not a

487
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: good one. I canna tell me your first time, first

488
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: time using a debit card and cash bag. They go,

489
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: uh no, that actually isn't about the first time. So

490
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Speaker 1: recently they still do cash back. You guys realize every

491
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Speaker 1: time well at the gas station, always hit me up

492
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Speaker 1: with the cash back, and I'm like, you know what,

493
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Speaker 1: why the hell not let me get sixty dollars. We

494
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: don't have sixty dollars. Let me get twenty. We don't

495
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 1: have twenty. We really just have about a five dollar

496
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Speaker 1: if you want five, okay, one is five dollars. I

497
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: mean the fee is five dollars. What is five dollars

498
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: gonna do for me? Nowadays? I'm good on the five

499
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Speaker 1: Thank you though, thank you, thank you for asking. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I will tell you a dumb moment, like it's one

501
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: of these moments where you realize that was dumb. I

502
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,239
Speaker 1: should have learned. I should know better. But when I

503
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: was in college, there was a Chinese buffet and oh

504
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Speaker 1: my and my life. Now she went to visit me,

505
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, let's go have a lunch at this buffets.

506
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: But why don't we pick it up and then come home.

507
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: We can watch a movie or whatever. I had no problem.

508
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: We go to thefet eat before it. So you're one

509
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: of those guys that goes to Golden Ground and ask

510
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Speaker 1: for to go box. Well you can go to the

511
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Speaker 1: buffet and load up and pay. Yes, you're the I'm like, hey,

512
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: this is all you can eat. Mother, So audio Mongolian chicken.

513
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm doing general chow, a little Kung pal over here,

514
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: I mean, coach, I get the whole to go box.

515
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: Fool where I can't I even pour fried rice on

516
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Speaker 1: top of all that throw in for and I can

517
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: barely close it on my I get some tape over here.

518
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my money's alert for this thing. So

519
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: I get the box. I'm taking it. It's barely closed,

520
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: and I put it on the checkout things. She's like, okay.

521
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: She goes, reaches under the desk, pulls out of scale

522
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: what she weighs the mother girl, and I'm like, what

523
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: what what? What do you do? What do you do

524
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: with that? She's like, oh, it's uh eight dollars a pound.

525
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: Excuse do that thing? Wait, it's six pounds. So if

526
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Speaker 1: you if you would have gone just to the the

527
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: the buffets been a lot more in correct correct. So

528
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: I learned at that moment that you can't go down

529
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: all you can eat buffet and load up your to

530
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 1: go box because they charge perpet they'll also get you

531
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit green and I don't know, maybe

532
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: a bit Austin Nashville, there's a thing called turn up truck.

533
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: They also do the way thing there. My first time there,

534
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: I said, well, let me load up this mother. Here

535
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: we go. Bazier's got like a water she has just

536
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: a little egg and she's like, I'm all ready to go.

537
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, just like Eddie, all right, man, let's load this.

538
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: I'm just like pushing the trash down like dude trying

539
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: to close that lasagna on top of eggs. Why not,

540
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: it's free. I put everything in that and they break

541
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: out the scale as, oh, you want to bring up

542
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: turn up truck? Because I had a little run in

543
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: a turn up truck. Turn up. Truck has soup and

544
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: salad bar. And the large soup is like four dollars,

545
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: the medium soup is three ten. So what do you

546
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: think the small soup? The small is like a dollar fifty? Right,

547
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: Probably not the right prices, but this is what I'm

548
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: going with in my head, kind of like Eugene Carter. Yes,

549
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: Eugene Carter, and his name is Quentin Aaron, but I

550
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: saw him on the airplane, and so I'm getting a

551
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: medium soup. It's the same price no matter what, right,

552
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: So I feel it all the way to the top.

553
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: That's what you're gonna do, is sorry. And so the

554
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: lady tomato biscu It was a creamy tomato. Absolutely, I

555
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: don't like tomatoes, but they're creamy tomato. Soup is phenomenal.

556
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: So I get to the front and she starts to

557
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: pick it up. Oh my gosh, you filled this up

558
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: way too much, and I'm like, what shows, Yeah, it

559
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 1: makes it so hard for me to check you out

560
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: when you fill it all the way up. What was

561
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: I supposed to do? Fill it halfway? And she's just

562
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: aggravated pretty much under her breath. She sounds about fifty.

563
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: She was more like perfect, yeah, not bad and grumpy

564
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: that I filled up the soup to the top. It

565
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: ain't wade soup, so it doesn't mean I'm getting my

566
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: money's worth. Of course, I'm gonna fill it to the top. Woman,

567
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: I was so I could not believe how much attitude

568
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: she was giving me, all because I filled up the

569
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: soup to the top of the container. When they charge

570
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 1: it by the container, it's not by oh it weighs

571
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: a pound, two pounds, it's that container is two dollars

572
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: and fifty cents. So I'm gonna get all two dollars

573
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: and fifty cents worth of soup. And if it's so

574
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 1: bad that she doesn't want to move of it around

575
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: in a dump soup, just let him pass through, or

576
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: just type in soup. Don't even touch it up that

577
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: your boss is checking out to see who tags every

578
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: person that gets soup. Let him pass. When I worked

579
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: at the gas station, I realized a lot of stuff

580
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 1: can just fly by. We can fly by, dude. They

581
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: did beer runs all the time and just turned the

582
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: other way. Well, I mean, for the longest time they

583
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: were like, dude, it's pretty much impossible to stop a

584
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: beer run and it would happen here, and they're like, dude,

585
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: I mean there's like one beer run a day, like

586
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: who cares? Like but when it becomes a pandemic, like

587
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: when it because you can't say stuff like that, people

588
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: are gonna be like, hey, I'll be the one for

589
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: to maybe it's changed now. But my manager was like, listen,

590
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you this. What I told you this.

591
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: As long as there's not like kids coming in every

592
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: hour doing it like one's fine, just let but a

593
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: Most places tell you don't have to have a good day.

594
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: Sometimes if the line was long, I was like, bear, run,

595
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: get out of there, get out of Most places tell

596
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: you not to stop it anyway because it's not worth

597
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: the sure, sure you can get killed over a beer

598
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: like my You want to know how many you can

599
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: let the things slide? I'm gonna tell you about the

600
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: awkward situation Batter's Box put me inter. I worked at

601
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: a grocery store when I was in high school. Was

602
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: not Randa and Randall's on thirties second or something like that. Yeah,

603
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: And my brother went to college at Concordia University, and

604
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: so he would send his roommate Ivy League. No, not

605
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: Ivy League, idiot league, but it's okay, Lutheran leg So

606
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: he would his roommate in to the one that had

607
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: the baseball field right about thirty five. My brother got

608
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: taken onto thirty five before he was pitching and someone

609
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: hit it onto the pitch for Concordia. Yeah, I I

610
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: mean someone hit on I mean mashed right by the

611
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: hospital right now. They they sold out. But yes, he

612
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: got taken onto the highway. Bad. Bad, I mean. So anyway,

613
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: he would send his roommate into Randall's to do the

614
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: grocery shopping. And he was like, hey, just don't charge

615
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: him a lot. They he and here's my brother's roommate,

616
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: Van Hook battered, what comes with the cart over flowing?

617
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: Over flowing? And I'm not talking like with just milk

618
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: and eggs. I'm talking steaks and Hamburger. Check you out

619
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: real quick and shot everything cases a beer and I

620
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: would just be sitting there and and he wouldn't come

621
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: when it's a busy time when no one would notice.

622
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: He would come at on Saturday at ten in the morning,

623
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: when the grocery store is not busy. I'm the only

624
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: register open. There's one manager on duty standing in a

625
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: little booth. He's watching everything, watching everything I do, and

626
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm gonna start scanning some of this.

627
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say that he does want to go,

628
00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: and then he doesn't that, but but it's obviously yeah.

629
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: So Josh van Hook is just sitting there and I'm like,

630
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: this is so are you scanning or not scanned? So

631
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: I am making it look like I'm scanning, but I

632
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: have the barkode facing me, barcode facing me, and whatever

633
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: facing the actual scanning. Man, I got waters in the

634
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: cart already scanning them. You're good. I'm just sending it

635
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: on by who and I'm talking easily five dollars worth

636
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 1: of groceries. You're to discounts. That's jail time. I've never

637
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: been so like, oh, butthole pucker. I'm sixteen years old

638
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: and my brother is putting me in this terrible position.

639
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 1: He couldn't tell van Hook, hey, why don't you come

640
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: at like noon when it's super packed and no one

641
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: will notice it's your brother and Van Hook no, no,

642
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: because my brother worked there, so he would send his

643
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: roommate into my line, terrifying and then smash cut years

644
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 1: down the road when I'm in college and I'm working

645
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: at Sam's Club in bit Or, San Antonio, Texas. It's

646
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: no longer. Yeah. There was a cart guy, a cashier

647
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: and another cart guy, but load of package groceries. So

648
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: one time, the one cart guy, Joe is covering the

649
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 1: door like checking receipts. So no, no, no no, Joe Gonzalez

650
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 1: and so Rene he got off and he went through

651
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: the other guy's cashier line and he bought all these

652
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 1: bottles of cologne, shirts, everything. He only scanned like two items,

653
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: and then he goes to the door. Joe, Joe looks

654
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: at the receipt, gives it the old highlighter light, a

655
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: whole system, going like, oh yeah, you're all good boy.

656
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: Three cuffed and stuff. All three employees, all three employees

657
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: because the manager saw it, called the cops him for

658
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: not scanning it, him for you know, going through the

659
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: register and doing that. And then the guy that checked

660
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: the receipt, all three of them boom cuffed and stuffed. Time.

661
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 1: Then Joe to avoid jail time. They said, you know,

662
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: Joe Gonzala, they said, you can go to jail or

663
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 1: you can join the service. He joined the Marines, got

664
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: the charges dismissed. Since when is that an option? I mean,

665
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: that's a terrible deal. They definitely don't do that anymore.

666
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 1: I don't think they can. Then he joined the Marines.

667
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: He's got charges dropped. I don't know every what happened

668
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: to him. It was hundreds of dollars. It was hundreds

669
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: of dollars. He ended up going to Vietnam and no,

670
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: no, no no, this was after being nail. I'm curious. Was

671
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: it just one time they did it or was I

672
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 1: don't know. They got busted out. Usually you're fine one

673
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: or two. But when you get greedy, do you ever

674
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 1: stole anything? Yeah? Um, well, what we used to do

675
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: we go to Walmart, get boxes of baseball cards, put

676
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: them on the bottom of the cart, but two poster

677
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: boards in the cart, and they would scan the poster

678
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: boards and you walk out. It wasn't technically stealing because

679
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: I just forgot to scan them and if they they

680
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: if they were machine wouldn't. Well this is this is

681
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: way back when before it was fancy, and the cashier

682
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: would just see the post boards picks above and the

683
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: carts below it. And so now you know they have

684
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: a little they have mirrors and every mirrors down right.

685
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: But if he would have seen him by oh whoa,

686
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: then you would have paid for it, yes, or oh

687
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,919
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was down there. How many times

688
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: have you gone in the grocery store and that that

689
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 1: security thing deep at the door. All you just keep

690
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 1: on walking and they just go go ahead. Dude, they're

691
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: strict the one by me and they stop you and

692
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: search you. I mean, I can't really please continue. I

693
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: would have to say, um, there's no way to say it.

694
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: So go ahead, okay, okay, they stop us and look

695
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: at every item they do our list. I'm like, folks, folks, folks,

696
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: if if we did steal something, it's probably a ten

697
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 1: cent granola bar. Like, and if we stole something, do

698
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: you think I'm gonna stop because you say stop dude,

699
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: they are real well, you're not gonna run if I

700
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: stole something, I'm out, am I gonna stop there? Like

701
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: if I if I stole something and you tell me,

702
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: hey stop, sir, uh nope, sorry, who but what are

703
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 1: you stealing five worth a grocery because like, damn matter

704
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: if I stole something on purpose? My point, you're not

705
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 1: gonna sit around and say, oh yeah, yeah, you're not

706
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: gonna put up if someone tells you to stop, So

707
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: the person stopping you serves no purpose because they're not

708
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,439
Speaker 1: really doing They're not doing anything. Because if you really

709
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: try to steal something that you're you're running now, you're

710
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 1: not gonna You're not gonna. Let's not reverse psychology and

711
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I did, I'm not running so I

712
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: didn't steal anything. And then because then if they check

713
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: your bag and you did, you're busted. And you're busted

714
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: even more if you're running, because they're not gonna catch you.

715
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: Betty work in the door is not gonna catch me

716
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: if I run, if I have stolen three shirts, if

717
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: I've stolen three shirts, and the little liar goes and

718
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 1: Betty goes, excuse me, sir, can I see your receipt?

719
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: I'm gone. I'm not gonna sit there. And oh, here

720
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: you go, Betty, I know they're onto me. I'm out

721
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 1: of here. The Walmart next to us. Not to harp

722
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: on this, but there will be another and additional line.

723
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: But we won't name any names from the till line.

724
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: And you say no, I can't not in today's society, um,

725
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 1: and the till line. There's a line and there's such

726
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: a line in there where the cash register is, and

727
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: so they're they're so strict, they're they're cool if it's

728
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 1: twenty deep the checkout person and they look at everything

729
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: in your cart and list. We've almost stopped going to

730
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: that Walmart because of that reason. We're like, guys, guys,

731
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: you gotta stop. I didn't realize you lived in the

732
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: high crime area, the West Side. I didn't realize the

733
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: West Side. You make it sound like it's the most

734
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: beautiful part of town. It's like you almost have pull

735
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: up cooking right next to your Walmart. Ours your dude,

736
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: are that's the But that Walmart has the police helicopter

737
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: flying by daily. Oh, I mean every day there's something

738
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,720
Speaker 1: going on at that Walmart. A homeless started to fire,

739
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: you can just trying to stay read it online. A

740
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: guy had a gun. They shut down the whole walm oh.

741
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,760
Speaker 1: I know a guy had a gun. Dom Or Done

742
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,919
Speaker 1: had a gun. These reports make the paper, though don

743
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: is never gonna make the paper, didn't. All I'm saying

744
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: is that when that thing at the door beeps, and

745
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: you never need to stop because they always just say

746
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: go ahead, except I guess unless it's your Walmart. Oh yeah, dude,

747
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: they'll stop down in traffic forever before we go. We

748
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: are the store losers at gmail dot com coaches. I

749
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: just wanted to say how much I love the show.

750
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: I've been a listener since episode one and I'm just

751
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: like Eddie. I don't know the who's who's the what's what,

752
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: but I cannot wait for the podcast to be loaded.

753
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,439
Speaker 1: I love the show, especially lunch He's my favorite. He's

754
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: my favorite. Mother hit it ray on the show. I

755
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: also want to remind everyone that in Bay are on

756
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: cameo and lunch Box does great cameos. Also, my boyfriend

757
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 1: got one for Valentine's Day and lunch Box does not disappoint. Finally,

758
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: I was hoping for a birthday shout out for July

759
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: seventeen for myself and baby Box my birthday twin love

760
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: the show. Haley. She was born on the same day

761
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 1: as my son. Oh when is that coming out? Oh

762
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: it's already passed because we announced when my son was born.

763
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: So yeah, happy birthday, Haley. Like I think that, I

764
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: don't think we talked about that in the big show.

765
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:36,479
Speaker 1: Yeah we did, what if it was a record? Yeah,

766
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 1: So happy birthday. Haley and h Happy birthday, baby Box.

767
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,919
Speaker 1: You know we're a little like he's now three years

768
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: old and Haley. Alright, and guys, just so you know,

769
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: we're on vacation. I'm probably in Vegas right now. You're not.

770
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: You're not back in Florida. Now, we're not going back.

771
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: I ain't doing that crap again in Florida. What about you?

772
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: What are you probably doing right now in Florida? You're

773
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: gonna I'm in Florida right now, in Florida, right now.

774
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: That's cool, man? Right? Uh? Michigan baseball game or staycation

775
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: in Nashville with baser either or yeah, I want We

776
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: haven't decided yet. You would go all the way to

777
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: Michigan for a baseball just one? Wife hast surgery, so

778
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: it's tough to schedule it in. But yes, for one game.

779
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: It's baller status, dude. Major League No? Uh? Little League Tigers,

780
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: Detroit Tigers. Okay, I'm one last one before we go. Coaches,

781
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: big fan of the Show started a fan of the

782
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: Big Show. Coaches, Big Fan of the Show started as

783
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: a big fan of the Big Show. When I was

784
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: stationed in Texas and you guys were on Kiss got

785
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: to say, I'd probably listen to the pod now more

786
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: than the big show, but it's all still funny. Fort Campbell.

787
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm stationed in the army here in Tennessee, right up

788
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: the road in Clarksville. Clarksville. Just wanted to reach out

789
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: to see if any coaches would want to link up

790
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: for a round of golf and even a beer. I'll

791
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: be moved again at the end of the summer, so

792
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: I figured i'd shoot my shot before leaving Tennessee. And no, Eddie,

793
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: you don't have to get me on at the country club.

794
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 1: A muni is just fine. I'm a twelve handicapped, so

795
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: I would be able to keep up again. Love the show, guys,

796
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: keep me laughing and keep me betting. Andy, when are

797
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: we doing that other round? Well, it was supposed to

798
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: be this week when we're on vacation. Oh my gosh. Yeah,

799
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 1: did you tell him we're not gonna make that then?

800
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: I never heard back from them. I don't know if

801
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 1: they stopped listening and respond to him and tell him

802
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: we got you, Andy. Andy, if you listen to this,

803
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: if you really listen to the pot every day, you're

804
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: gonna hear this. We need you to email us again

805
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 1: and we will set up a day to go play golf.

806
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 1: And also the guy that just moved from l A

807
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: that was looking for someone to play golf with now

808
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: he went to the braves, he got traded. No, he

809
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: emailed in saying he moved from l A to here

810
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 1: by himself, was looking for someone to play golf with.

811
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: When we play with him and we said yes, So hey, Andy,

812
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: email us, and that guy needs the email us. And

813
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 1: the guy that was in town for work. I'm sorry,

814
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: but we are out of town on vacation. Email us

815
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: and let's figure it out. We'll play. Yeah, Andy, we'll play.

816
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: And same guy that get moved from Reley, we'll set

817
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: it up. Meet you Andy, Eddie and Ray let's go

818
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: out only play solo. Hey, guys, have a wonderful day.

819
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. See we still bring you good stuff

820
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: even though when we're on vacation. Yeah, yeah, that's how

821
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: much we You guys say we don't work hard, This

822
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: is putting in twenty six hours a week. All right,

823
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: goodbye everyone, Bye,