WEBVTT - Part Two: L. Ron Hubbard: The Greatest Con-Man In History

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<v Speaker 1>H Hello friends, I'm Robert Evans, and this is once

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<v Speaker 1>again Behind the Bastards, the show that tells you everything

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know about the very worst people in all

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<v Speaker 1>of history. Now, this is part two of our epic

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<v Speaker 1>three part series on l Ron Hubbard. If you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>listened to part one, I recommend doing that now for

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<v Speaker 1>those of you who are back for part two, you're

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<v Speaker 1>listening to this the day after part one has dropped,

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<v Speaker 1>but we are recording them all in one terrible marathon

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<v Speaker 1>fell sloop. So you're at us in the point. If

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<v Speaker 1>this were an actual marathon, this is about mile five,

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<v Speaker 1>where you're starting to feel good, You've hit a stride,

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<v Speaker 1>you're happy with the progress. But midway through this is

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<v Speaker 1>when we're going to hit our wall and it's just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna break us, both as human beings and as creative artists.

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<v Speaker 1>So that should be really exciting for all you people.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the third episode, we won't even be human beings,

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<v Speaker 1>will just be shattered remnants of souls hanging on to

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<v Speaker 1>me in Grahams in meat packing. Anyway, you ready, let's

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<v Speaker 1>do this. So people regularly message me on Twitter to

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<v Speaker 1>suggest new candidates for episodes of this podcast. Sometimes their

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<v Speaker 1>suggestions are spot on, and I do appreciate them. But

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<v Speaker 1>I get a lot of people who will love so

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<v Speaker 1>just shitty people like Ben Shapiro or Rand Paul or

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<v Speaker 1>Brett Kavanaugh, and I'm not going to do an episode

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<v Speaker 1>one of these people because while they're shitty, they're all

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<v Speaker 1>kind of lame um like, they're not interesting in a

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<v Speaker 1>bad way. We all know the ways in which they're bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Brett Kavanaugh. Everybody thinks he's bad, understands everything about

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<v Speaker 1>him is a shitty person. That's public knowledge. I like

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<v Speaker 1>to cover people who are shitty and exceptional, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I picked el Ron Hubbard this week because I

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<v Speaker 1>really do think We talked about this a little in

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<v Speaker 1>the first episode. I think he may be the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>con man who ever lived. So today is a story

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<v Speaker 1>about we. We ended the last episode with the establishment

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<v Speaker 1>of Dianetics as a science is kind of how he

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<v Speaker 1>build it. You can think of like anyone Jordan Peterson.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like that sort of guy where he you know,

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<v Speaker 1>normally a guy like that gets six months a year

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<v Speaker 1>of prominence or so right where everybody loves their new

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<v Speaker 1>pop philosophy book. And then we just sort of shovel

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<v Speaker 1>them into the coal fire of our culture and forget

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<v Speaker 1>about them and move on. Another year. Someone else will

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<v Speaker 1>come up and we'll we'll all be obsessed with that

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<v Speaker 1>for a little while. L Ron Hubbard avoided letting that

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<v Speaker 1>happen to him, and this episode is the story of

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<v Speaker 1>how of how he fought against falling into obscurity. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to become a guru and then transmit

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<v Speaker 1>that guru nous into starting your own world religion, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the first class you've got to take on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because el Ron Hubbard is the Master. Well there's that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why that movie is called The Master. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just got it. The Master just got it. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>within two months of publishing Dionetics, more than five different

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<v Speaker 1>dionetics groups had started across the United States. Out run

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<v Speaker 1>Hubbard began offering classes in dionetics that were like dollars

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<v Speaker 1>apiece um and holding you know, conferences. He established different

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<v Speaker 1>centers in different states and whatnot foundations he called them,

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<v Speaker 1>and the money started pouring in. Hubbard's work developed a

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<v Speaker 1>rapid fan base who blanketed newspapers with angry letters when

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<v Speaker 1>they provided critical commentary. It was sort of like an

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<v Speaker 1>early example of what now happens every time anyone insults

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<v Speaker 1>anybody popular like the first edition of the Elon Musk's

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<v Speaker 1>Internet hate mob was l Ron Hubbard's fans of dionetics

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<v Speaker 1>sending angry letters to the New York Times. One of

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<v Speaker 1>the heads of Hubbard's troll brigade was a political science

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<v Speaker 1>professor from Massachusetts named Frederick Schumann, and one letter to

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<v Speaker 1>The New York Times, he wrote, history has become a

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<v Speaker 1>race between dionetics and catastrophe. Dionetics will win if enough

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<v Speaker 1>people are challenged in time to understand it. Now. The

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<v Speaker 1>reason that people thought this was so important was because

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<v Speaker 1>el Ron Hubbard had claimed that dionetics was not just

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<v Speaker 1>a path to personal betterment, it was a way to

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<v Speaker 1>cure people of mental illness, of psychopathy, and but also

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<v Speaker 1>it was a way too If everyone did dionetics, if

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<v Speaker 1>everybody became clear, Hubbard said, there'd be no more war.

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<v Speaker 1>And this was again, you're talking about nineteen fifty. The

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<v Speaker 1>specter of nuclear extermination has just arisen for the first time,

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<v Speaker 1>so people are freaked out that like, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>murder the whole species, which we probably will at some point,

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<v Speaker 1>Hubbard is claiming, with dianetics, we can denuclearise the world.

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<v Speaker 1>We can all live in peace. You know, this is

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<v Speaker 1>what will save humanity from the darkness of the Cold

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<v Speaker 1>War in America. Ate it up. For the first time

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<v Speaker 1>in his life, run Hubbard became the focus of national attention,

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<v Speaker 1>which is clearly what he'd wanted his entire life. So

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly he was being interviewed by a lot of journalists

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<v Speaker 1>and newsmen, and of course they asked him about his

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<v Speaker 1>childhood and his background. And this is when he was

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<v Speaker 1>held all about I was a blood brother of the

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<v Speaker 1>Blackfoot tribe across the country, sound gold, I was a

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<v Speaker 1>pirate of the Caribbean. What's your life? If you were

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<v Speaker 1>to write like a Twitter post tomorrow that becomes the

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<v Speaker 1>Bible of the world six months later for some crazy

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<v Speaker 1>piece of Internet outcome. Suddenly suddenly everybody's talking to Caitlyn

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<v Speaker 1>Durrani and wants to know, like, would you grow up?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the lie you choose to tell? Oh? God, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just such an honest person that I can't even

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<v Speaker 1>make up a line. I'm never going to have your

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<v Speaker 1>own religion with that attitude. I think the closest thing

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<v Speaker 1>I would would be that I'm from punk Satani, Pennsylvania,

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<v Speaker 1>the home of the Groundhog. Of course that's a lame line,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but the truth is that I'm from a

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<v Speaker 1>town about twenty miles away. But it's just easier to say, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from punk Sati. That's not even a lie. That's like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like growing up in Mesa and claiming you live

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<v Speaker 1>in Phoenix, Like it's You're just making it easy for somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just so brutally honest that I can't even fathom lying.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you how I do it. My lie

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<v Speaker 1>would yes, okay, So Abu Bakr al Bag Daddy, the

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<v Speaker 1>founder of isis probably dead, right, so I would just

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<v Speaker 1>lie and say I killed him because I was over

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<v Speaker 1>in Iraq around that time, so there's a kernel of truth.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy enough to make up the rest of the lie,

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<v Speaker 1>and nobody who doesn't fact check that would be my lie.

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<v Speaker 1>If the Internet wasn't here, it would be easier. The

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<v Speaker 1>Internet exists, would be easy to prove it wrong. But

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<v Speaker 1>if there's like nineteen fifty I could probably lie and

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<v Speaker 1>make people believe that. It's so hard to fact check

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<v Speaker 1>in the pre Internet. Yeah, there's everyone's just like I

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<v Speaker 1>guess he was a blood I'm not gonna ask a

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<v Speaker 1>Blackfoot Indian about whether or not they have blood brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk to somebody who's not white. No, sir, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the New York Times, although in fairness the New York Times,

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<v Speaker 1>they were actually very critical of Hubber and I. I

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<v Speaker 1>picked the name of the newspaper, and I slandered the

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<v Speaker 1>great lady. Let's get back to the story before I

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<v Speaker 1>commit slander again. So l Ron Hubbard started, in addition

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<v Speaker 1>to lying about his background, claiming that all of his

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<v Speaker 1>years of work as a trashy sci fi writer and

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<v Speaker 1>his globe trotting adventures were all research. You know, this

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<v Speaker 1>was him studying human psychology and the human mind in

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<v Speaker 1>order to develop his revolutionary new philosophy. All of his

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<v Speaker 1>you know, his travels, his adventures that were not real

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<v Speaker 1>were him studying history and ancient cultures to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>the kernels of truth. He told Parade magazine that he'd

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<v Speaker 1>had a child with his new wife, Sarah Hubbard, which

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<v Speaker 1>was true. He claimed that the child was the world's

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<v Speaker 1>first dianetics baby. He claimed to have protected her from

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<v Speaker 1>noise and even parental conversations in order to keep her

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<v Speaker 1>from developing any ingrams. As a result of this, he

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<v Speaker 1>said she'd started talking at three months and crawling it

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<v Speaker 1>four months. It's going to get terrible neglected his baby

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<v Speaker 1>by like not talking to it or well, if I

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<v Speaker 1>know anything about babies, it's that they thrive when isolated

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<v Speaker 1>and neglected. Yes, I think that everyone says that about babies. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why most cradles are just dark rooms in the basement.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you raise again. Uh. Just a few months

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<v Speaker 1>after the debut of Dianetics onto the world stage, I'll Run,

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<v Speaker 1>Hubbard introduced Sonya Bianca as the world's first clear He

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<v Speaker 1>claimed that she had quote full and perfect recall of

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<v Speaker 1>every moment of her life, and then brought her out

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<v Speaker 1>in front of an audience to prove it. Unfortunately, Sonia

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<v Speaker 1>was just a twenty one year old physics major who

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<v Speaker 1>did not have perfect recall of her entire life. So

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<v Speaker 1>the audience immediately started asking your stuff, like what did

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<v Speaker 1>you have for breakfast on October three nine, what's on

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<v Speaker 1>page one twenty two of Dianetics? And she couldn't answer

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<v Speaker 1>any of this. Yeah, at least get like an improv actor.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I had an omelet someone to lie right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>At one point Hubbard turned his back and someone asked

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<v Speaker 1>her what color Taiwa's and she couldn't even answer that.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like, it's a debacle this first attempt to

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<v Speaker 1>reveal it clear, but it teaches Hubbard a powerful lesson

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<v Speaker 1>which has never ever put yourself into position where people

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<v Speaker 1>can prove you're wrong. Like, if you're gonna hold events

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff, you've got a stage. Manage that ship so

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<v Speaker 1>that it goes exactly the way you want. He would

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<v Speaker 1>be more careful in the future. He did come up

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<v Speaker 1>with insane dionetics logic to justify why she hadn't been

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<v Speaker 1>able to perfectly recall everything. He said that when he

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<v Speaker 1>had called her up and asked her to come out now,

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<v Speaker 1>the word now had frozen her in present time and

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<v Speaker 1>temporarily interrupted her perfect memory. That makes sense to me.

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<v Speaker 1>The mental gymnat back on board. So the whole event

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<v Speaker 1>was a debacle, but it hardly put a dent in

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<v Speaker 1>the progress of dionetics. Less than a year, the new

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<v Speaker 1>science had made enough money to buy a four and

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<v Speaker 1>a half million dollar mansion in Los Angeles. So Hubbard

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<v Speaker 1>could manage his new operation in style. It was the

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<v Speaker 1>old California governor's mansion, which is weird because the capital

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<v Speaker 1>is not in Los Angele. I don't know why we

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<v Speaker 1>had a governor's mansion in l but he bought it.

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<v Speaker 1>All that money attracted attention from the government and from

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<v Speaker 1>the media. There were from this point on kind of

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<v Speaker 1>regular looks into him from the FBI and stuff, just

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<v Speaker 1>because like he's making a lot of money, he's not

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<v Speaker 1>paying taxes on a lot of it. He's being very

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<v Speaker 1>shady with it. Barbara Kay worked with him at this time.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a pr assistant for Mr. Hubbard. She later

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<v Speaker 1>noted in interviews that quote, he was having a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of political and organizational problems with people grabbing for power.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't trust anyone, and he was highly paranoid. He

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<v Speaker 1>thought the CIA had hitman after him. We'd be walking

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<v Speaker 1>along the street and I would ask, why are you

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<v Speaker 1>walking so fast. He would look over his shoulder and say,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know what it's like to be a target.

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<v Speaker 1>No one was after him. It was all delusion. Good

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<v Speaker 1>Barbara would go on to have an affair with Hubbard,

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<v Speaker 1>who had since lost that interest in his second wife, Sarah.

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<v Speaker 1>The two work closely together and often traveled together so

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<v Speaker 1>the Great Leader could administer the far flung chunks of

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<v Speaker 1>his burgeoning new empire. At one point, he leased an

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<v Speaker 1>apartment at the Chateau Marmont for them to share. In

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<v Speaker 1>order to reassure Barbara of their relationship, Ron walked her

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<v Speaker 1>through the apartment and said, this is your closet, This

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<v Speaker 1>is your dressing table, this is your or toothbrush. Two

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<v Speaker 1>days later, she found all of her possessions that she

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<v Speaker 1>left in the apartment on a bag at her desk.

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Hubbard's wife, Sarah, and their baby had moved to

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<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles, and Hubbard had put them up in the apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd ridded it for himself and Barbara. Later in the day,

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<v Speaker 1>he apologized to her, called his wife a bitch, and

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<v Speaker 1>said I miss you. Then he asked her to have

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<v Speaker 1>dinner with him and his wife that night, with his

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<v Speaker 1>wife present. Yeah. Yeah, he wanted to have dinner with

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<v Speaker 1>him so she wouldn't think that he was having an

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<v Speaker 1>affair with Barbara, all right, I understand. In her interviews

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<v Speaker 1>with Russell Miller, Barbara admitted that she felt almost uncontrolled

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<v Speaker 1>be drawn towards el Ron Hubard because you would get

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<v Speaker 1>pissed him a lot for being a creep. But quote,

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<v Speaker 1>I was completely infatuated. I remember I said to my roommate,

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<v Speaker 1>we had a small apartment in Beverly Hills, if I

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<v Speaker 1>ever tell you I am marrying this guy, I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to tie me up and not let me out

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<v Speaker 1>the door because he's a lunatic. But I didn't trust

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<v Speaker 1>myself not to do it because I was so enchanted

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<v Speaker 1>by him. Being with him was like watching a fascinating

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<v Speaker 1>character playing a role on a stage. I was never

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<v Speaker 1>bored with him. He was a magical, delightful man, a

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<v Speaker 1>great wreck on tour, very bright and amusing, and a

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<v Speaker 1>very gentle, patient and sweet lover. Oh so he has

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<v Speaker 1>learned to fush. Yeah, she says he's learned to fun

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<v Speaker 1>and she clearly recognizes he's a nut, so she has

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<v Speaker 1>no reason to lie about this. I'm going to guess

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<v Speaker 1>he'd learned how to fuck him. So everyone, good news.

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<v Speaker 1>L Ron Hubbard learned to fuck. That's a T shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a T shirt. Someone do some art for our

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<v Speaker 1>l Ron Hubbard learned to fund shirt so we can

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<v Speaker 1>get really sued by the Church of Scientology, like ludicrously

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<v Speaker 1>sued N Hubbard condoms. Maybe l Ron Hubbard. Dental Damn,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the one. He was a general lover. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>dental Damn says. Here's Barbara again. At the time, I

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<v Speaker 1>recognized early on that he was also deeply disturbed. Some

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<v Speaker 1>of the things he told me were really bizarre, but

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<v Speaker 1>I never knew what to believe. He said his mother

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<v Speaker 1>was a lesbian, and that he had found her in

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<v Speaker 1>bed with another woman, and that he had been born

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<v Speaker 1>as the result of an attempted abortion. He talked a

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<v Speaker 1>lot about his grandfather, who could really hold his liquor

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<v Speaker 1>and played a fiddle with the head of a Negro

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<v Speaker 1>carved on the end. But he never talked about his father,

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<v Speaker 1>and never once mentioned he had children. I did not

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<v Speaker 1>know he had a son until I read it in

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<v Speaker 1>the newspapers years later. There's a lot in that paragraph. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't the fiddle a guitar? Was a guitar? But he's

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<v Speaker 1>just lying about his instruments. They have forgotten what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of instrument with a weirdly racist carving his grandfather head.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm gonna give him a pass on

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<v Speaker 1>that one that's so close to the truth that it

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<v Speaker 1>counts as honesty out of l. Ron Hubbard's mouth. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what to say about the part

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<v Speaker 1>of what this makes me think is that maybe he

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<v Speaker 1>did think that his mom had tried to abort him.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard no evidence of this, but he seems to

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<v Speaker 1>be obsessed with the idea, so maybe he thought that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Well, Also, like he was, as we

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<v Speaker 1>heard in part one, like the beloved, like baby, like

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<v Speaker 1>everyone loved him in the family, So like what that,

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<v Speaker 1>it does seem and I think this will become clear

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<v Speaker 1>that he had a persecution complex. There's part of him

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<v Speaker 1>that wanted to be hunted, that wanted the offer mine

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<v Speaker 1>after him. So he may have just had a really

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<v Speaker 1>happy family life and wanted to invent like this dark

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<v Speaker 1>back story for himself because his real life was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of boring. At one point, Barbara went with him to

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco and they attended a welcoming party at the

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<v Speaker 1>house of a local dioneticist who adored l. Ron Hubbard.

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<v Speaker 1>Barbara caught the Great Man in the kitchen making out

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<v Speaker 1>with the host's wife. When they got back to the hotel,

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<v Speaker 1>she refused to sleep with Hubbard, and he shouted, they're

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<v Speaker 1>all against me. Yo n By the Winter of Dionetics

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<v Speaker 1>had grown way way too fast for its bridges. Hubbard

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<v Speaker 1>had established too many schools and too many places, and

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<v Speaker 1>they couldn't cover their own bills. He'd also hired way

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<v Speaker 1>too many people. Dr Winter, the guy who'd helped make

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<v Speaker 1>Dionetics look legitimate, left the organization after several people developed

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<v Speaker 1>psychoses during auditing. One attendee turns out, you can damage

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<v Speaker 1>people by doing this. Yeah, have an untrained people try

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<v Speaker 1>to do psychotherapy. It's a mixed bag. Lesson learned lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't less this lesson flew way over everybody's head

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<v Speaker 1>and still has um. One attendee of a Dionetic center

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<v Speaker 1>in Elizabeth, New Jersey, noted quote people had breakdowns quite often.

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<v Speaker 1>It was always hushed up before anyone found out about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Happened to a guy in my course, a chemical engineer.

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<v Speaker 1>They wanted to get him out of the school, and

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<v Speaker 1>I volunteered to stay with him in an adjoining building.

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<v Speaker 1>He never slept her eight and was in a terrible state.

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<v Speaker 1>No one could do anything with him, and in the

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<v Speaker 1>end they took him off to an asylum. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So Dr Winter leaves, and a number of the people

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<v Speaker 1>who had first think Campbell starts distancing himself from all

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<v Speaker 1>of us. At this point, a number of people who

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<v Speaker 1>had been backers of Dionetics sort of step away after

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<v Speaker 1>because Hubbard just immediately goes to like crazy gurup, like

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<v Speaker 1>right away, because he'd been waiting for this his whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>Which guy's Campbell again, Campbell's the editor of the science

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<v Speaker 1>fiction editor who was like a fan of his. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>When Dr went or left, Hubbard announced that the doctor

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<v Speaker 1>had been engaged in a scheme to take over the

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<v Speaker 1>foundation um rather than just him being like, no, this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't wearing it out, so he can't take accountability for anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good lord, No, no, no, l Ron Hubbard take

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<v Speaker 1>acountability for something that is not the story we're reading.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah cool, it sounds like this is going to end

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<v Speaker 1>really well. So problems with Dionetics were compounded by Hubbard's

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<v Speaker 1>problems at home. In nine, his wife Sarah attempted suicide.

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<v Speaker 1>Elron audited her afterwards and claimed to have recovered an

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<v Speaker 1>ingraham that told him his wife's suicide attempt had been

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<v Speaker 1>caused by a phone call from Barbara about work related business.

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<v Speaker 1>Hubbard interrogated Barbara about this, and she actually wrote a

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<v Speaker 1>record of the conversation in her diary. And it's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>fun me, Barbara. You make a habit of instilling in

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<v Speaker 1>Graham's too, don't you. That's fine, that's good behavior for

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<v Speaker 1>the founder of dianetics, Hubbard. Isn't it exciting for you

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<v Speaker 1>being a pond of such a grand chessboard? You are

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<v Speaker 1>playing for the world. Can you think of anything more exciting? Barbara?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a good goddamn about the world. I

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<v Speaker 1>want a single, gratifying human relationship. Yeah, Hubbard, you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have one. You're an ambitious woman. You crave power. You're

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<v Speaker 1>a Marie Antoinette at Cleopatra, Lucretia Borgia. You must have

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<v Speaker 1>a Caesar or an Alexander. You get the idea. She

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<v Speaker 1>told him he needed her more than she needed him,

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<v Speaker 1>and he responded in nineteen thirty nine, I was very

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<v Speaker 1>much in love with the girl. She felt that way too.

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<v Speaker 1>When I knew she had a boyfriend coming up, I

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<v Speaker 1>waited on the stairway with a gun just for a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I said, they are flies. I realized who and

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<v Speaker 1>what I was and left. I told her I would

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<v Speaker 1>leave her free to marry a sharpie with a cigar

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<v Speaker 1>in his mouth from Muncie, Indiana. Would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>be left free? So Hubbard, I don't understand that either.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just how Ron Hubbard response to someone trying

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<v Speaker 1>to break up with him. I guess I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I could not find out what a sharpie with a

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<v Speaker 1>cigar in his mouth means as an insult. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand why Muncy, Indiana as an insult. And if

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<v Speaker 1>there's any fans from Muncy, Indiana, let me know I've offended. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we do have a lot of Pittsburgh fans, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna give another shout out to Pittsburgh. It has no

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<v Speaker 1>bearing on this story, but not too far from punk

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<v Speaker 1>Sitani where I'm from. Ah, you're nah. So this seems

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<v Speaker 1>to have prompted al Ron Hubbard to fire Barbara and

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<v Speaker 1>break off the affair temporarily, although he would try to

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<v Speaker 1>re engage it a couple of times. His marriage, though,

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<v Speaker 1>was already doomed. At that point. His wife Sarah, had

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<v Speaker 1>begun to date a dianetic sist named Miles Hollister, who

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<v Speaker 1>she had met when Hubbard had forced his mistress to

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<v Speaker 1>go on a double date with him and his wife,

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<v Speaker 1>and she brought Miles along, and his wife wound up

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<v Speaker 1>with Miles. It's a messy tale, um and Miles was

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<v Speaker 1>apparently like a handsome, nice, intelligent guy, so Hubbard was

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<v Speaker 1>obviously furious at all of this. It was around this

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<v Speaker 1>point in when l Ron Hubbard decided to start drugging

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<v Speaker 1>his followers, based on nothing really. He came to the

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<v Speaker 1>conclusion that a mix of Ben's adrine, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>type of speed, insane, doses of vitamins, and glutamc acid

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<v Speaker 1>would help make auditing more effective. He called this chemical

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<v Speaker 1>mixture g u K. According to his agent, you were

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to take it every two hours for at least

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four hours, so it was like really crazy doses

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<v Speaker 1>of speed and vitamins and taking enough would allow you

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<v Speaker 1>to release the ingrams within you without the need for

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<v Speaker 1>an auditor. So that was Hubbard's claim. It didn't work out.

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<v Speaker 1>Dianetics quickly abandoned this practice, but Elron Hubbard never gave

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<v Speaker 1>up on the idea of dosing people with absurd amounts

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<v Speaker 1>of vitamins to gain unspecified you need it. In the

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<v Speaker 1>late seventies, after Scientology was established the church, he developed

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<v Speaker 1>a variety of Scientology focused rehab centers Narconon for drugs,

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<v Speaker 1>criminal for crimes, just to name two. One treatment method

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<v Speaker 1>used in these programs was the purification rundown or still is, which, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's basically you sit in a sauna for days and

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<v Speaker 1>take huge amounts of vitamins. Multiple people have died in

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<v Speaker 1>these facilities for a variety of reasons. One Oklahoma facility

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<v Speaker 1>lost four patients in the space of three years. So

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that. Overdose on give people fatal doses and

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<v Speaker 1>vitamins for no good reason. But you know what, you

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<v Speaker 1>should take fatal doses of. That's not the right way

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<v Speaker 1>to introduce ads. You know you should take the right

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<v Speaker 1>amount of is the ads that we have. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>eat a derrito. You guys can, by the way, the

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<v Speaker 1>simply organic white cheddar Dorrito's really good, really tasty. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>some ads that paid us and we're back. We're back,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just ate a couple of white cheddar organic derritos. Delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really focused on the organic thing normally. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't imagine how organic would be different from normal derritos

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<v Speaker 1>because it's all very processed. But it's good. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it might just be the white cheddar is a flavor

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<v Speaker 1>I like a lot, and these white cheddar Doritos are

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<v Speaker 1>fucking fantastic. Yeah, Well are the cool ranch? Are those

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<v Speaker 1>white cheddar? Is that something different? It's cool ranch? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean? What do you mean is that something different? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there's gonna be cheese involved in the Look, we have

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<v Speaker 1>three bags of Doritos on the table right now. They've

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<v Speaker 1>given us zero dollars. We have three more bags than

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<v Speaker 1>dollars we've gotten from the Dorrito's people. I should stop

0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:15.840
<v Speaker 1>plugging them at this point. I'm now pushing three bags

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<v Speaker 1>of Dorrito's towards Caitlin. They're all right here in front

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<v Speaker 1>of me, uncomfortably, So you look uncomfortable. I'll explore these later,

0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:28.840
<v Speaker 1>explores the right word for it. And you know who

0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:34.119
<v Speaker 1>would have appreciated the adventurous taste of doritos, Ron Hubbard?

0:20:34.240 --> 0:20:39.359
<v Speaker 1>It would be famed explorer l Ron Hubbard. This is

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<v Speaker 1>not going to help our sponsorship, but we're off the

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<v Speaker 1>rails now. Fuck it. I'll unfunck it if I'll do

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<v Speaker 1>a whole podcast on how l Ron Hubbard would not

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<v Speaker 1>have enjoyed the flavorful taste of doritos if if the

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<v Speaker 1>Dorrito's people get in touch with us, is that good? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get back to this story. So when we last

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<v Speaker 1>left el Ron Hubbard, he'd broken things off with his

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<v Speaker 1>wife and his his mistress, and yeah, it's nineteen fifty one.

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<v Speaker 1>He tried to drug his followers, but it hadn't worked

0:21:08.840 --> 0:21:11.600
<v Speaker 1>very well and um later in nineteen fifty one, the

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey Board of Medical Examiners started what would become

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<v Speaker 1>a decades long pattern of state and national agencies investigating

0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:21.240
<v Speaker 1>el Ron Hubbard's activities. They accused his facility and Elizabeth

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<v Speaker 1>of teaching medicine without a license, and they brought a

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<v Speaker 1>suit against him. In response, Hubbard closed up shop because

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<v Speaker 1>he knew he was going to lose any sort of

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<v Speaker 1>legal battle because he was teaching medicine without a license,

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<v Speaker 1>And they left New Jersey. Everything he owned was shoved

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<v Speaker 1>into the back of a black limousine and they drove

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<v Speaker 1>to Los Angeles. Oddly enough, Greg Hemingway, youngest son of

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<v Speaker 1>Ernest Hemingway, was one of the dianeticists who packed el

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Hubbard stuff. Greg It's weird because Ernest Hemingway sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like an author name, like it just has that, probably

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<v Speaker 1>because of his way, but it still has greg Like

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<v Speaker 1>as a father, you're really sabotaging your kid from flowing

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<v Speaker 1>in your footsteps. Gregory. I mean, you need more than

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<v Speaker 1>one syllabley, even Gregory. I'd never read a book from Gregory.

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<v Speaker 1>That's such an untrustworthy name. No, I mean I wouldn't. Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a book name. Oh, come on, that's just too generic.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry for all you Michael's out there. You want a

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<v Speaker 1>generic first name and an exciting last name like Michael Crichton.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Crichton. There you go, exactly the most trustworthy writer, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>in history. He didn't turn out to be crazy or anything.

0:22:31.640 --> 0:22:34.240
<v Speaker 1>You know what, I'll forgive everything he did after Jurassic

0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:37.520
<v Speaker 1>Park because of Jurassic Park. You and I are on

0:22:37.560 --> 0:22:40.880
<v Speaker 1>the same page. But yeah, that was a not as

0:22:40.880 --> 0:22:43.960
<v Speaker 1>bad at ascent as this cheesy sci fi author, but

0:22:44.480 --> 0:22:46.920
<v Speaker 1>pretty rough. In case you don't know, Michael Crichton spent

0:22:46.960 --> 0:22:49.439
<v Speaker 1>his later years writing a whole book about how global

0:22:49.440 --> 0:22:52.679
<v Speaker 1>warming was a lie, and also writing one of the

0:22:52.680 --> 0:22:55.040
<v Speaker 1>critics who badly reviewed his books into one of his

0:22:55.119 --> 0:23:00.439
<v Speaker 1>novels as a pedophile and describing the critics small penis

0:23:00.680 --> 0:23:06.959
<v Speaker 1>Michael Crichton classy fella. Oh boy. Okay, So the marriage

0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:09.080
<v Speaker 1>of el Ron Hubbard and Sarah Northrop fell apart as

0:23:09.080 --> 0:23:11.520
<v Speaker 1>he was fleeing New Jersey. He knew that there was

0:23:11.560 --> 0:23:13.520
<v Speaker 1>going to be a divorce, and since he was now

0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:15.600
<v Speaker 1>quite wealthy, there was a lot of money at stake

0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:19.639
<v Speaker 1>in order to secure more favorable divorce terms. What do

0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:22.159
<v Speaker 1>you think Elron Hubbard did in order to ensure that

0:23:22.200 --> 0:23:24.960
<v Speaker 1>he would have the upper hand in the coming divorce battle. Well,

0:23:25.000 --> 0:23:27.000
<v Speaker 1>he's not known for lying, so I don't imagine he

0:23:27.040 --> 0:23:31.520
<v Speaker 1>did anything dishonest. So I would guess that, you know,

0:23:31.640 --> 0:23:35.520
<v Speaker 1>he just parted with half of his money and assets

0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:41.159
<v Speaker 1>um amicably. No. Oh shoot, fun fact, he kidnapped his

0:23:41.240 --> 0:23:45.320
<v Speaker 1>daughter Alexis and took her to Cuba. Yes, I remember

0:23:45.359 --> 0:23:49.600
<v Speaker 1>this clear. Well, he didn't immediately take her to Cuba. First,

0:23:49.640 --> 0:23:52.360
<v Speaker 1>he kidnapped her and paid a random nurse to take

0:23:52.400 --> 0:23:55.520
<v Speaker 1>care of her for a month, and then kidnapped his wife.

0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:59.159
<v Speaker 1>Once the baby was already taking care of He and

0:23:59.200 --> 0:24:02.200
<v Speaker 1>two of us fall where kidnapped his wife physically forced

0:24:02.200 --> 0:24:05.600
<v Speaker 1>her into the vehicle. According to bare Face Messiah, they

0:24:05.600 --> 0:24:07.520
<v Speaker 1>grabbed her by each arm, one of them clamped a

0:24:07.520 --> 0:24:09.359
<v Speaker 1>hand over her mouth, and they bustled her out of

0:24:09.359 --> 0:24:11.640
<v Speaker 1>the house across the sidewalking into the back of the car,

0:24:11.680 --> 0:24:14.080
<v Speaker 1>which drove off as speed. Sarah fought like a cat

0:24:14.080 --> 0:24:16.160
<v Speaker 1>in the back of the car, screaming and shouting at Hubbard,

0:24:16.160 --> 0:24:18.160
<v Speaker 1>who in turn was shouting at her. At one point,

0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:20.040
<v Speaker 1>when the car stopped at traffic lights, she tried to

0:24:20.080 --> 0:24:22.560
<v Speaker 1>releap out, and thereafter Hubbard gripped her around the neck

0:24:22.560 --> 0:24:26.800
<v Speaker 1>in a stranglehold while the argument continued. Yeah, okay, feminist

0:24:26.920 --> 0:24:30.480
<v Speaker 1>icon run over kidnapped his wife. This is why I

0:24:30.520 --> 0:24:32.800
<v Speaker 1>say it's shocking that I can't find any evidence of

0:24:32.840 --> 0:24:36.000
<v Speaker 1>him being like a child molester, because it's like she

0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:38.880
<v Speaker 1>really seems like he would have been molesting some kids.

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:44.440
<v Speaker 1>Like But okay, like I said, still a piece of ships,

0:24:44.440 --> 0:24:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Still a monster. So once his wife was subdued in

0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:49.520
<v Speaker 1>the back of the car, they drove to San Bernardino

0:24:49.560 --> 0:24:51.720
<v Speaker 1>to try and find a midnight doctor who would declare

0:24:51.720 --> 0:24:57.159
<v Speaker 1>Sarah legally insane. Unfortunately, and kind of shockingly, he couldn't

0:24:57.200 --> 0:24:59.880
<v Speaker 1>find one, which I think you probably would be able

0:24:59.880 --> 0:25:03.160
<v Speaker 1>to into doctor willing to do that in l A. Now, yeah,

0:25:03.280 --> 0:25:05.760
<v Speaker 1>if you had l Ron Hubbard money, right, apparently you

0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:09.320
<v Speaker 1>couldn't back then, all right, that's encouraged, so Kudo's nineteen

0:25:09.400 --> 0:25:14.320
<v Speaker 1>fifties San Bernardino psychiatrists. You get a clear pass from

0:25:14.359 --> 0:25:17.720
<v Speaker 1>behind the bastards. Eventually, he promised to tell his wife

0:25:17.720 --> 0:25:19.440
<v Speaker 1>where she could find their daughter if she signed a

0:25:19.440 --> 0:25:27.680
<v Speaker 1>piece of paper claiming he hadn't abducted her. Just then, Wow,

0:25:27.720 --> 0:25:33.000
<v Speaker 1>this guy, I'm starting to like him. It's just so consistent,

0:25:33.680 --> 0:25:39.320
<v Speaker 1>like it's just so shockingly consistently terrible. I'll tell you

0:25:39.359 --> 0:25:43.600
<v Speaker 1>where our kidnapped daughter is if you agree not to

0:25:43.640 --> 0:25:47.600
<v Speaker 1>tell anyone that I just kidnapped you and strangled you

0:25:47.760 --> 0:25:50.280
<v Speaker 1>and trying to declare you insane. I mean, I gotta

0:25:50.280 --> 0:25:55.200
<v Speaker 1>say strangling probably wouldn't got him in a much trouble, probably,

0:25:55.240 --> 0:26:00.000
<v Speaker 1>and it didn't. He let her go after she signed

0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:01.760
<v Speaker 1>a paper, But when she went to go find their baby,

0:26:01.840 --> 0:26:04.360
<v Speaker 1>Hubbard had already had the child moved. In fact, he'd

0:26:04.400 --> 0:26:06.760
<v Speaker 1>hired a couple who were against strangers to drive the

0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:11.040
<v Speaker 1>baby across the country. The baby is just an afterthought

0:26:11.320 --> 0:26:15.520
<v Speaker 1>and no point is he focused on this kid. It

0:26:15.560 --> 0:26:18.480
<v Speaker 1>couldn't matter less to him. Sarah Hubbard filed a kidnapping

0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:20.760
<v Speaker 1>complaint with the l a p D. But they assumed

0:26:20.800 --> 0:26:22.760
<v Speaker 1>this was just a domestic dispute and decided not to

0:26:22.760 --> 0:26:25.159
<v Speaker 1>get in the middle of things. So the l a

0:26:25.240 --> 0:26:30.520
<v Speaker 1>p D hitting it out of the park. Yeah, you

0:26:30.560 --> 0:26:35.160
<v Speaker 1>guys don't get a pass. Psychiatrists of San Bernardino. Cool

0:26:35.200 --> 0:26:38.800
<v Speaker 1>with you. Fuck the l a p D. L a

0:26:38.880 --> 0:26:40.480
<v Speaker 1>p D today. If you want to sponsor the show,

0:26:40.520 --> 0:26:43.919
<v Speaker 1>we can talk about it. In the meantime, while Sarah

0:26:43.960 --> 0:26:46.440
<v Speaker 1>was trying to file a kidnapping complaint, Elron Hubbard found

0:26:46.440 --> 0:26:49.480
<v Speaker 1>a psychiatrist who was willing to diagnose him, saying which

0:26:49.480 --> 0:26:52.800
<v Speaker 1>he had done just sort of a precautionary measure. According

0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:54.199
<v Speaker 1>to one of the men who helped him do all this,

0:26:54.240 --> 0:26:56.840
<v Speaker 1>a dianeticist with the last name of Demill quote, he

0:26:56.920 --> 0:26:58.879
<v Speaker 1>and I first went to a psychiatrist who didn't like

0:26:58.920 --> 0:27:01.119
<v Speaker 1>the smell of it. He obviously thought he was being manipulated,

0:27:01.160 --> 0:27:03.159
<v Speaker 1>so we just paid him ten dollars and left. Then

0:27:03.200 --> 0:27:06.080
<v Speaker 1>we went to a prominent diagnostic psychologist of that era

0:27:06.119 --> 0:27:08.720
<v Speaker 1>who did some projective testing on Hubbard and produced an upbeat,

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:11.840
<v Speaker 1>harmless report, saying he was a creative individual upset by

0:27:11.840 --> 0:27:14.320
<v Speaker 1>family problems and dissension, and it was depressing his work

0:27:14.359 --> 0:27:16.679
<v Speaker 1>and so forth. It was very bland, but Hubbard was

0:27:16.680 --> 0:27:18.840
<v Speaker 1>delighted with it. The main value of it to him

0:27:18.880 --> 0:27:20.439
<v Speaker 1>was that it didn't say he was crazy, so he

0:27:20.440 --> 0:27:21.960
<v Speaker 1>could claim he had been given a clean bill of

0:27:22.000 --> 0:27:32.080
<v Speaker 1>health by the psychiatric profession. Okay. Next he called the

0:27:32.080 --> 0:27:34.640
<v Speaker 1>FBI to claim that Myles Hollister, the man his wife

0:27:34.680 --> 0:27:36.719
<v Speaker 1>was having an affair with, was a communist as well

0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:39.520
<v Speaker 1>as armed and dangerous. He made several calls and reports

0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:41.639
<v Speaker 1>to the FBI, trying to get them to murder his

0:27:41.680 --> 0:27:43.879
<v Speaker 1>wife's new lover by claiming he was an armed and

0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:47.119
<v Speaker 1>dangerous communist. Next, l Ron Hubbard, de Mille and his

0:27:47.160 --> 0:27:50.000
<v Speaker 1>baby flew to Havana, Cuba. Hubbard put the baby in

0:27:50.080 --> 0:27:52.320
<v Speaker 1>the care of two Jamaican women as soon as they arrived,

0:27:52.320 --> 0:27:58.119
<v Speaker 1>who were also strangers. Not with anybody who cares about it. No, no, no, no, no, no.

0:27:58.359 --> 0:27:59.760
<v Speaker 1>Ln Hubard is not gonna spend any time with his

0:27:59.800 --> 0:28:01.760
<v Speaker 1>bay be. No no no. He spent the time in

0:28:01.800 --> 0:28:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Cuba writing the draft of a sequel to his book

0:28:06.080 --> 0:28:09.760
<v Speaker 1>on dianetics and drinking huge quantities of rum so he

0:28:09.760 --> 0:28:12.159
<v Speaker 1>couldn't be taking care of a baby. Then he had

0:28:12.200 --> 0:28:14.640
<v Speaker 1>to drink for several weeks straight and write a terrible book.

0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Sarah did eventually file a writ with the l A

0:28:18.119 --> 0:28:20.800
<v Speaker 1>Superior Court, and the news picked up the exciting story

0:28:20.840 --> 0:28:24.600
<v Speaker 1>that the founder of America's newest cult, psychological fad whatever

0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:27.600
<v Speaker 1>had abducted his own child. As a result, Outron Hubbard

0:28:27.600 --> 0:28:31.000
<v Speaker 1>had to write a letter to his estranged wife. So

0:28:31.040 --> 0:28:33.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna read you that letter now. This is to Sarah.

0:28:33.520 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 1>This is to Sarah. Dear Sarah. I have been in

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:38.680
<v Speaker 1>a Cuban military hospital and I am being transferred to

0:28:38.680 --> 0:28:41.520
<v Speaker 1>the United States next week. Is a classified scientist, immune

0:28:41.520 --> 0:28:44.160
<v Speaker 1>from interference of all kinds. Though I will be hospitalized

0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:46.960
<v Speaker 1>probably a long time. Alexis is getting excellent care. I

0:28:47.000 --> 0:28:48.920
<v Speaker 1>see her every day. She is all I have to

0:28:48.960 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 1>live for. My wits never gave way under all you

0:28:51.320 --> 0:28:53.760
<v Speaker 1>did and let them do. But my body didn't stand up.

0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:56.000
<v Speaker 1>My right side is paralyzed and getting more. So I

0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:58.400
<v Speaker 1>hope my heart lasts. I may live a long time,

0:28:58.440 --> 0:29:00.720
<v Speaker 1>and again I may not, but Diane Netics will last

0:29:00.720 --> 0:29:03.240
<v Speaker 1>ten thousand years for the Army and Navy have it now.

0:29:03.560 --> 0:29:05.880
<v Speaker 1>My will is all changed. Alexis will get a fortune

0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:08.120
<v Speaker 1>unless she goes to you, as she would then get nothing.

0:29:08.400 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Hope to see you once more. Goodbye, I love you

0:29:10.880 --> 0:29:19.200
<v Speaker 1>Ron more. Truth. Yeah, Alexis is his daughter who he's

0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 1>not taking care of him instead drinking rum. Yes, and

0:29:22.000 --> 0:29:24.960
<v Speaker 1>will later deny is his child and tells her when

0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 1>she comes to him an adult, that she was the

0:29:26.800 --> 0:29:29.200
<v Speaker 1>illegitimate child of his wife. And I was going to

0:29:29.280 --> 0:29:32.200
<v Speaker 1>ask about because he has kids from his first marriage

0:29:32.200 --> 0:29:37.080
<v Speaker 1>with Paula, having five or six kids. Yeah, one of

0:29:37.120 --> 0:29:39.920
<v Speaker 1>them Nibs I think was his nickname, was with the

0:29:40.000 --> 0:29:42.560
<v Speaker 1>cult for a while and then left. Changed his last

0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:45.560
<v Speaker 1>name to D Wolf's nephew, Jamie. D. Wolf does a

0:29:45.560 --> 0:29:47.720
<v Speaker 1>lot of I think he's like a motivational speaker and stuff.

0:29:47.760 --> 0:29:49.959
<v Speaker 1>So a number of his kids have become big anti

0:29:50.240 --> 0:29:54.720
<v Speaker 1>scientology sort of voices. He didn't spend any time with them,

0:29:54.800 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 1>so how could they have One of his kids committed suicide? Um, yeah,

0:29:58.960 --> 0:30:01.920
<v Speaker 1>at least one. So Sarah filed for divorce, and the

0:30:01.960 --> 0:30:06.000
<v Speaker 1>court documents she filed revealed horrific details from inside their relationship.

0:30:06.080 --> 0:30:08.080
<v Speaker 1>According to her, at one point, Ron told her they

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:09.880
<v Speaker 1>couldn't get a divorce because it would be bad for

0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 1>his reputation. She says that he told her basically, you'll

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:15.840
<v Speaker 1>kill yourself if you really love me, because we can't

0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:19.400
<v Speaker 1>get divorced because it's the fifties. She also says that

0:30:19.440 --> 0:30:22.280
<v Speaker 1>he regularly strangled her. She believed that he was insane

0:30:22.280 --> 0:30:24.400
<v Speaker 1>and needed to be locked up in a mental asylum.

0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Obviously she has a bias, but it's really hard to

0:30:26.480 --> 0:30:29.920
<v Speaker 1>disagree with that statement. Oh yeah, what a different world

0:30:29.960 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 1>it would be if somebody had given a Ron Hubbard

0:30:32.320 --> 0:30:36.040
<v Speaker 1>the help he's so desperately needed. Now. Hubbard flew back

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:38.320
<v Speaker 1>from Cuba around this time. He wound up living with

0:30:38.360 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 1>a millionaire dionetics enthusiast named Purcell, who had gotten rich

0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:44.760
<v Speaker 1>through something else and just love dionetics. Purcell wound up

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:47.600
<v Speaker 1>essentially taking over the business operations of Dionetics for a

0:30:47.600 --> 0:30:50.200
<v Speaker 1>while and fixing everything on fucking all of the damage

0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Hubbard had done to the structure of it to make

0:30:51.920 --> 0:30:55.280
<v Speaker 1>it profitable and for a while, Wichita, Kansas becomes the

0:30:55.600 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 1>center of dionetics research. Yeah, yeah, Wichita, So they're doing

0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:06.840
<v Speaker 1>research not really. They just yeah, I mean now writes

0:31:06.840 --> 0:31:08.840
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of books about dionetics to try to sell

0:31:08.880 --> 0:31:11.600
<v Speaker 1>them to people and to teach classes. But no, I

0:31:11.640 --> 0:31:14.680
<v Speaker 1>don't think they're doing much real research. When Sarah found

0:31:14.680 --> 0:31:17.080
<v Speaker 1>out that Hubbard was in Wichita, she filed a petition

0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:20.120
<v Speaker 1>asking to have his assets in Los Angeles placed into receivership.

0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Hubbard responded by sending a letter to the Department of Justice.

0:31:23.080 --> 0:31:29.280
<v Speaker 1>He described himself as basically a scientist. There's there's exact words,

0:31:29.280 --> 0:31:33.880
<v Speaker 1>basically a scientist, and accused the Communists and their secret agent,

0:31:34.000 --> 0:31:36.680
<v Speaker 1>his wife, of orchestrating a campaign to try and destroy him.

0:31:37.320 --> 0:31:38.920
<v Speaker 1>He would later claim that his wife was a Nazi

0:31:38.960 --> 0:31:41.240
<v Speaker 1>agent as well. He kind of switched between the two

0:31:41.920 --> 0:31:44.240
<v Speaker 1>pretty much. It will and this is like McCarthy, era's

0:31:45.000 --> 0:31:47.160
<v Speaker 1>good time to be accusing people of communism. It is

0:31:47.200 --> 0:31:50.200
<v Speaker 1>proof of how nutty he sounded. He is constantly going

0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:51.800
<v Speaker 1>to the FBI and claiming that all the people who

0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:54.480
<v Speaker 1>are against him are Communists and armed and stuff, and

0:31:54.520 --> 0:31:56.640
<v Speaker 1>the FBI immediately writes him off as a nut which

0:31:56.680 --> 0:31:59.880
<v Speaker 1>the FBI was not good at determining who was legitimate

0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 1>a threat to the country, not in this period they

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:04.160
<v Speaker 1>went after a lot of innocent people, but even the

0:32:04.280 --> 0:32:08.040
<v Speaker 1>nineteen fifties, FBI was like, this guy is fucking crazy,

0:32:08.520 --> 0:32:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Like Joseph McCarthy's basically running the show right now, but

0:32:12.800 --> 0:32:18.400
<v Speaker 1>this guy is a fucking lunatic. Like yeah, which, like,

0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 1>if the fucking FBI under j Edgar Hoover thinks you're

0:32:22.360 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 1>too crazy to be credible about your anti communist conspiracy theories,

0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:33.280
<v Speaker 1>you gotta be real crazy. You gotta be really goddamn crazy. Okay.

0:32:33.320 --> 0:32:36.000
<v Speaker 1>The good news is that Sarah Northrope eventually got both

0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:39.440
<v Speaker 1>her divorce and her daughter back, and as far as

0:32:39.480 --> 0:32:41.920
<v Speaker 1>I know, hopefully Alex has had a good childhood. I

0:32:41.960 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 1>really don't know much more about her at this point,

0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:46.120
<v Speaker 1>but she went to live with her infant whenever she's

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:53.440
<v Speaker 1>getting filled with bad ingrams like holy shit. In exchange

0:32:53.440 --> 0:32:55.400
<v Speaker 1>for getting her baby back, though she agreed not to

0:32:55.440 --> 0:32:58.040
<v Speaker 1>say anything bad about her ex husband l Ron Hubbard,

0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:00.520
<v Speaker 1>he also made her write a statement, or rather he

0:33:00.560 --> 0:33:02.840
<v Speaker 1>wrote a statement and then published it with her name

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 1>attached to it, and she didn't complain. That seems likely

0:33:06.720 --> 0:33:09.480
<v Speaker 1>based on the actual wording of the statement. I'm going

0:33:09.520 --> 0:33:11.920
<v Speaker 1>to read you the end bit of it. There is

0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:13.920
<v Speaker 1>no other reason for the statement than my own wish

0:33:13.960 --> 0:33:15.920
<v Speaker 1>to make atonement for the damage I may have done

0:33:15.960 --> 0:33:17.760
<v Speaker 1>in the future. I wish to lead a quiet and

0:33:17.840 --> 0:33:20.160
<v Speaker 1>orderly existence with my little girl, far away from the

0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:23.840
<v Speaker 1>interbulating influences which have ruined my marriage, Sarah North through pubbic.

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Interbulating is a word that l Ron Hubbard invented, which

0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:30.719
<v Speaker 1>is why people think he just wrote this. And she

0:33:30.960 --> 0:33:33.360
<v Speaker 1>wanted her baby back, and it was the fifties and

0:33:33.360 --> 0:33:35.920
<v Speaker 1>she was like, this is the closest version of justice

0:33:35.920 --> 0:33:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I can get. Yeah, Interbulating. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:49.080
<v Speaker 1>By the end of dianetics looked to be on its

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:52.040
<v Speaker 1>way out. A conference of dianeticists only drew a hundred

0:33:52.080 --> 0:33:54.480
<v Speaker 1>and twelve attendees, which is about about a year about

0:33:54.480 --> 0:33:55.960
<v Speaker 1>what you could expect to get out of a fad

0:33:56.000 --> 0:33:59.880
<v Speaker 1>pop psychology things like this. Hubbard desperately pushed book after book,

0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:02.920
<v Speaker 1>including child Dionetics, but all of them failed to catch on.

0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 1>The book he wrote while drunk in Cuba did not

0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:08.239
<v Speaker 1>see the same success as the original, which is really

0:34:08.280 --> 0:34:17.600
<v Speaker 1>a tragic We call dietics to dionetics to extremely dionetics hardarch. Yeah,

0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:19.960
<v Speaker 1>you could call it like a reverse Hemmingway, because he

0:34:19.960 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 1>went to Cuba and got drunk to write but was

0:34:22.120 --> 0:34:25.239
<v Speaker 1>less successful. And I assume that's where Hemingway did all

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:28.160
<v Speaker 1>his good stuff. I don't know much about swear around him.

0:34:28.160 --> 0:34:32.000
<v Speaker 1>That's probably a shipload. Yeah, I assume may it would

0:34:32.000 --> 0:34:35.880
<v Speaker 1>have been a better book of it had more cats. Yeah.

0:34:35.920 --> 0:34:38.160
<v Speaker 1>It became increasingly clear to many people that l. Ron

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:40.680
<v Speaker 1>Hubbard was not quite the genius they had thought. Perry

0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:44.560
<v Speaker 1>chapter Lane, a researcher at the Wichita Dionetics Foundation, said,

0:34:44.640 --> 0:34:47.360
<v Speaker 1>quote the problem for many people involved in dionetics was

0:34:47.400 --> 0:34:49.799
<v Speaker 1>that they accepted every word Hubbard said as literal truth,

0:34:49.920 --> 0:34:51.839
<v Speaker 1>rather than a framework around which you could do things.

0:34:51.880 --> 0:34:54.000
<v Speaker 1>I remember at a lecture one night, he told people

0:34:54.000 --> 0:34:55.440
<v Speaker 1>that if they did this or that, they would no

0:34:55.480 --> 0:34:57.239
<v Speaker 1>longer need to wear glasses, and that they would be

0:34:57.280 --> 0:34:59.440
<v Speaker 1>able to throw them away forever. He pointed to a

0:34:59.440 --> 0:35:01.200
<v Speaker 1>big bowl at the bottom of the steps leading up

0:35:01.200 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 1>to the rostrum. At the end of the lecture, people

0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:06.080
<v Speaker 1>were throwing their glasses into this bowl. Don Purcell, the

0:35:06.120 --> 0:35:10.160
<v Speaker 1>millionaire who saved Hubbard's ass and save dianetics, was one

0:35:10.200 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 1>of the guys who tossed their glasses into the bowl quote.

0:35:12.760 --> 0:35:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Hubbard thought it was a great joke. He told me

0:35:14.480 --> 0:35:16.920
<v Speaker 1>about it afterwards, making a snider remark about Purcell and

0:35:16.920 --> 0:35:18.960
<v Speaker 1>describing how he took off his glasses, threw them into

0:35:19.000 --> 0:35:20.920
<v Speaker 1>the bowl, and groped his way out of the lecture hall.

0:35:21.160 --> 0:35:23.239
<v Speaker 1>Hubbard was laughing that people would do something like that

0:35:23.280 --> 0:35:25.280
<v Speaker 1>just because of what he said. Of course, it didn't

0:35:25.280 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 1>work like everyone else. Purcell had a new pair of

0:35:27.320 --> 0:35:30.080
<v Speaker 1>glasses in a couple of days. Yeah, I thought the

0:35:30.120 --> 0:35:32.080
<v Speaker 1>story was going to end that like someone crashed on

0:35:32.120 --> 0:35:34.400
<v Speaker 1>their way home because they couldn't see. That would have

0:35:34.440 --> 0:35:37.160
<v Speaker 1>made sense, No, I mean everyone on the road was

0:35:37.239 --> 0:35:42.760
<v Speaker 1>drunk in they were limp when they hit. Anyway, Hubbard

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:45.399
<v Speaker 1>met and married his third and final wife, Mary Sue

0:35:45.400 --> 0:35:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Whipped during this Wichita period. She was like eighteen, and

0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:50.440
<v Speaker 1>he was like it was kind of a bit of

0:35:50.440 --> 0:35:53.720
<v Speaker 1>a creepy, But they stayed together the rest of his life. Um,

0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:57.560
<v Speaker 1>and he may even have been faithful to her. Maybe not,

0:35:57.719 --> 0:35:59.960
<v Speaker 1>probably a couple of affairs in there, but he might have.

0:36:00.239 --> 0:36:01.919
<v Speaker 1>They were They were together the rest of his life,

0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:04.759
<v Speaker 1>well sort of. She wound up taking the Fall Firm

0:36:04.760 --> 0:36:06.919
<v Speaker 1>and going to prison, but that's a story for another day.

0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Um Wichita is also where he first revealed the e

0:36:12.640 --> 0:36:15.040
<v Speaker 1>meter at of ice, he claimed could measure emotions and

0:36:15.120 --> 0:36:17.480
<v Speaker 1>quote give an auditor insight into the mind of his

0:36:17.520 --> 0:36:19.960
<v Speaker 1>pre clear. Hubbard announced this at a meeting in a

0:36:19.960 --> 0:36:22.799
<v Speaker 1>Wichita hotel, right before he made the exciting announcement to

0:36:22.840 --> 0:36:24.600
<v Speaker 1>a group of eighty that he had developed a new

0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:28.120
<v Speaker 1>science even better than dionetics, a science that filled the

0:36:28.160 --> 0:36:31.319
<v Speaker 1>few holes dionetics had had and elevated it to a

0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:33.880
<v Speaker 1>new level that was almost more than a science. He

0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:39.480
<v Speaker 1>called this scientology. Yeah. Now I looked on scientology dot

0:36:39.560 --> 0:36:41.000
<v Speaker 1>org try and figure out what they had to say

0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:43.200
<v Speaker 1>about this, and I actually found another reference to his

0:36:43.239 --> 0:36:45.960
<v Speaker 1>totally real book Excalibur, because that's where they claimed the

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:48.680
<v Speaker 1>name comes from. L. Ron Hubbard began his studies of

0:36:48.719 --> 0:36:51.080
<v Speaker 1>the mind and Spirit in ninety three, resulting in a

0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:54.759
<v Speaker 1>manuscript entitled Excalibur in nineteen thirty eight. In this unpublished

0:36:54.760 --> 0:36:57.200
<v Speaker 1>work that the word scientology first appeared to describe what

0:36:57.280 --> 0:36:59.319
<v Speaker 1>Mr Hubbard termed the study of knowing how to know.

0:36:59.719 --> 0:37:02.600
<v Speaker 1>He'd decided against publishing the book for the fact Excalibur

0:37:02.680 --> 0:37:05.040
<v Speaker 1>didn't contain any therapy of any kind, but was simply

0:37:05.040 --> 0:37:08.160
<v Speaker 1>a discussion of the composition of life. Consequently, he said,

0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:12.800
<v Speaker 1>I decided to go further. So now it's worth interesting.

0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:15.520
<v Speaker 1>The author of Bare Face Messiah found an earlier use

0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:18.880
<v Speaker 1>of the word scientology and like a German scientific study

0:37:19.040 --> 0:37:21.759
<v Speaker 1>published like in the thirties, but it had nothing to

0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:24.560
<v Speaker 1>do with any of This is worth noting someone else

0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:27.399
<v Speaker 1>figured out the term first. Not really a big deal.

0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:31.400
<v Speaker 1>Hubbard probably wasn't plagiarizing this obscure German scientist, but I

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:34.560
<v Speaker 1>thought that was interesting. So in the scientology dot org

0:37:34.600 --> 0:37:37.279
<v Speaker 1>write up of things, scientology was immediately conceived of as

0:37:37.280 --> 0:37:40.200
<v Speaker 1>a religion. The reality is that it was immediately conceived

0:37:40.200 --> 0:37:43.279
<v Speaker 1>of as a science, and its real purpose was to

0:37:43.280 --> 0:37:46.120
<v Speaker 1>protect Hubbard legally because he and Purcell had gotten into

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:48.440
<v Speaker 1>a fight at this point over the rights to dionetics.

0:37:48.440 --> 0:37:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Don Porcell and he had a falling out, and so

0:37:50.040 --> 0:37:53.080
<v Speaker 1>there was a giant legal battle waging over who was

0:37:53.120 --> 0:37:56.000
<v Speaker 1>going to own the rights to dionetics. So Hubbard created

0:37:56.000 --> 0:37:58.840
<v Speaker 1>scientology initially so we could keep making more books and

0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:01.200
<v Speaker 1>selling more products. I'm or thing that Purcell had no

0:38:01.360 --> 0:38:04.640
<v Speaker 1>rights to yeah, and it was not a religion at first.

0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Hubbard claimed that while Dianetics had been about the body,

0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:11.279
<v Speaker 1>scientology was essentially focused more on the soul because he

0:38:11.360 --> 0:38:15.160
<v Speaker 1>had quote come across incontrovertible, scientifically validated evidence of the

0:38:15.160 --> 0:38:18.719
<v Speaker 1>existence of the human soul. So we're gonna get into

0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:21.880
<v Speaker 1>what Hubbard claimed in scientology and how it changed from

0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:27.040
<v Speaker 1>a way for him to dodge legal liability into a religion. Um,

0:38:27.080 --> 0:38:38.600
<v Speaker 1>but first consume we're back. We're talking about scientology, the

0:38:38.719 --> 0:38:41.400
<v Speaker 1>new science of the soul that l Ron Hubbard has

0:38:41.480 --> 0:38:45.520
<v Speaker 1>just launched in order to avoid a court case, or

0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:48.359
<v Speaker 1>in order to protect himself from a court case, start

0:38:48.400 --> 0:38:52.719
<v Speaker 1>a religion. Oh the great well, Jesus actually started Christianity

0:38:52.800 --> 0:38:56.040
<v Speaker 1>because he hit a guy with his camaro. Anyway, anyway,

0:38:56.200 --> 0:38:57.920
<v Speaker 1>it was, it was. It was a mess, but it

0:38:57.960 --> 0:39:01.320
<v Speaker 1>all worked out in the end, thank goodness. So Hubbard

0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:04.640
<v Speaker 1>claimed to have discovered that human beings were driven by

0:39:04.760 --> 0:39:08.799
<v Speaker 1>immortal and omnipotent beings called thetens. Now Thetan's try on

0:39:08.880 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 1>millions of bodies over the course of eons, and so

0:39:11.520 --> 0:39:14.520
<v Speaker 1>they're essentially these immortal spirits that like guide our meat

0:39:14.560 --> 0:39:18.040
<v Speaker 1>sacks Dianetics had been about refiling bad memories in your

0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:20.879
<v Speaker 1>brain to cure health problems, but Scientology was a way

0:39:20.920 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 1>of waking your theting up to the memories of its

0:39:23.000 --> 0:39:27.040
<v Speaker 1>long hidden existence in order to gain superpowers. Essentially, you're

0:39:27.160 --> 0:39:29.880
<v Speaker 1>activating your theting so that you can, you know, and

0:39:30.000 --> 0:39:32.480
<v Speaker 1>clearing off all of the bullshit that's tricked into thinking

0:39:32.480 --> 0:39:36.560
<v Speaker 1>it's just a mortal being, um, something like that. It's

0:39:36.600 --> 0:39:41.600
<v Speaker 1>close enough. Yeah. According to bare Face Messiah, Theting's were

0:39:41.600 --> 0:39:44.320
<v Speaker 1>obviously not restricted to this universe, and auditing sessions revealed

0:39:44.320 --> 0:39:47.160
<v Speaker 1>innumerable accounts of space travel and adventures on other planets,

0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:49.280
<v Speaker 1>very similar to those found in the pages of Astounding

0:39:49.280 --> 0:39:51.840
<v Speaker 1>science fiction, to which the founder of Scientology had so

0:39:51.920 --> 0:39:54.759
<v Speaker 1>recently been contributing. One report described how a pre clear

0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:56.960
<v Speaker 1>had arrived on a plane at seventy four thousand years

0:39:57.000 --> 0:39:59.759
<v Speaker 1>ago and battled black magic operators who were using a

0:39:59.800 --> 0:40:02.399
<v Speaker 1>lect ronics for evil purposes. So this is the point

0:40:02.400 --> 0:40:04.799
<v Speaker 1>in which past lives become a real big part about

0:40:04.880 --> 0:40:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Ron Hubbard's philosophy. And they have electronics seventy years ago. Well, yeah,

0:40:09.920 --> 0:40:13.640
<v Speaker 1>you space aliens, because space and aliens and stuff. Aliens

0:40:13.640 --> 0:40:16.719
<v Speaker 1>have been traveling space all the time. Yeah. In July,

0:40:17.960 --> 0:40:20.799
<v Speaker 1>Ron Hubbard published The History of Man. He called it

0:40:20.960 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 1>quote a cold blooded and factual account of your last

0:40:24.080 --> 0:40:28.160
<v Speaker 1>sixty trillion years. In it, he promised that with scientology,

0:40:28.280 --> 0:40:31.520
<v Speaker 1>the blind willigan see the lame walk, the ill recover,

0:40:31.640 --> 0:40:34.680
<v Speaker 1>the insane becomes sane, and the sane will become saner.

0:40:35.160 --> 0:40:37.479
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, And if there's one man you should trust

0:40:37.520 --> 0:40:39.920
<v Speaker 1>on how to become saner, it's the guy you kidnapped

0:40:39.960 --> 0:40:44.280
<v Speaker 1>his own baby. You know. That says to me, sane,

0:40:44.800 --> 0:40:49.480
<v Speaker 1>really stable guy, balanced man. You know, I've always really

0:40:49.480 --> 0:40:53.440
<v Speaker 1>respected kidnapping as a discipline. Oh yeah, there's Yeah, it's

0:40:53.440 --> 0:40:56.319
<v Speaker 1>a wonderful industry. It's a calling, it's an art form,

0:40:56.360 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 1>really a good solid kidnapping basically science. It's a guy

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:02.200
<v Speaker 1>stealing babies out of a window. What are you doing,

0:41:02.239 --> 0:41:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm basically a scientist. That's the T shirt right there,

0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Hubbards stealing a baby. We're gonna get some good T

0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:16.560
<v Speaker 1>shirt based lawsuits out of this, and then I'll have

0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:19.520
<v Speaker 1>to create a religion in order to maintain my rights

0:41:19.560 --> 0:41:21.640
<v Speaker 1>to this show. And then I'm going to fight you

0:41:21.840 --> 0:41:26.200
<v Speaker 1>for those rights, and then we're something Bad's gonna happen.

0:41:26.280 --> 0:41:28.880
<v Speaker 1>You want a baby in Cuba, go right ahead, because

0:41:28.920 --> 0:41:35.440
<v Speaker 1>that's where it's going. Oh boy, abduction jokes. It's a

0:41:35.560 --> 0:41:38.080
<v Speaker 1>good fun when you know the kid got out. Yes, yeah,

0:41:38.360 --> 0:41:41.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot of kids didn't get out of scientology anyway.

0:41:41.440 --> 0:41:43.920
<v Speaker 1>Back to the story, So the History of Man basically

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:47.600
<v Speaker 1>repackaged Hubbard's dineticist ideas about in grams, but catch them

0:41:47.600 --> 0:41:50.880
<v Speaker 1>in weird evolutionary terms. So now scientologists didn't just have

0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:53.600
<v Speaker 1>to worry about the traumas you know, they'd experienced as babies.

0:41:53.640 --> 0:41:56.399
<v Speaker 1>They had to worry about the traumas that deep back

0:41:56.440 --> 0:41:59.919
<v Speaker 1>in time their ancestors had experienced. Hubbard claimed that many

0:42:00.120 --> 0:42:03.319
<v Speaker 1>grahams were caused by clams because our clam ancestors were

0:42:03.360 --> 0:42:05.920
<v Speaker 1>locked in an eternal conflict between the hinge that opened

0:42:05.960 --> 0:42:08.560
<v Speaker 1>and the hinge that closed. He claimed that the gesture

0:42:08.640 --> 0:42:11.840
<v Speaker 1>of opening and closing your thumb and forefinger wasn't consciously

0:42:11.920 --> 0:42:14.360
<v Speaker 1>upsetting to people as a result of this, Are you

0:42:14.400 --> 0:42:19.080
<v Speaker 1>getting okay? Do you have you have questions about that?

0:42:19.080 --> 0:42:23.520
<v Speaker 1>That's not all clear. Our clam and our clam clamcestors.

0:42:25.120 --> 0:42:31.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like a clamato clamanca fish. No clams specifically specifically clams.

0:42:31.680 --> 0:42:35.719
<v Speaker 1>Are we descended from absolutely okay, or at least our

0:42:35.760 --> 0:42:39.880
<v Speaker 1>thet and spent time in clams. Oh okay, um, yeah, no,

0:42:39.920 --> 0:42:44.239
<v Speaker 1>I'll get it. Okay, it's all internally consistent. Yeah, this

0:42:44.320 --> 0:42:46.840
<v Speaker 1>all works out. And then the motion of of me

0:42:47.040 --> 0:42:51.560
<v Speaker 1>clasping my you know, thumb against my fingers is upsetting,

0:42:51.640 --> 0:42:53.680
<v Speaker 1>is what he's saying. Yeah, it upsets people. If you

0:42:53.719 --> 0:42:55.600
<v Speaker 1>just do this, just walk around the street today and

0:42:55.680 --> 0:42:58.839
<v Speaker 1>just do this at strangers. Basically sock puppet basically sock

0:42:58.920 --> 0:43:01.719
<v Speaker 1>puppet motions. If you live near l Ron Hubbard Boulevard,

0:43:01.920 --> 0:43:04.360
<v Speaker 1>just walk down at doing this. You're really piss some

0:43:04.400 --> 0:43:10.680
<v Speaker 1>people off. I live near the whole church of Scientology.

0:43:10.719 --> 0:43:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I live near the Scientology like movie studios. Oh fantastic. Yeah,

0:43:15.560 --> 0:43:17.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm like in this area that where all that stuff

0:43:17.640 --> 0:43:20.520
<v Speaker 1>is very well. If the scientologist tries to abduct you,

0:43:20.520 --> 0:43:24.560
<v Speaker 1>you know how to upset them. Just do the clam thing. Now, Hubbard,

0:43:24.600 --> 0:43:27.279
<v Speaker 1>did Warren quote your discussion of these incidents with the

0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:30.640
<v Speaker 1>uninitiated and scientology can cause havoc. Should you describe the

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:33.520
<v Speaker 1>clam to someone, you may restimulate it in him to

0:43:33.520 --> 0:43:36.440
<v Speaker 1>the extent of causing severe jaw pain. One such victim,

0:43:36.480 --> 0:43:38.680
<v Speaker 1>after hearing about a clam death, could not use his

0:43:38.719 --> 0:43:42.960
<v Speaker 1>jaws for three days. So how's everyone's jaw feel? You

0:43:43.000 --> 0:43:47.200
<v Speaker 1>know what's starting all tired because I'm making so many

0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:52.919
<v Speaker 1>good jokes about Ron. My jaw is tired. But I've

0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:58.000
<v Speaker 1>read through sixteen pages this nonsense. You know what doesn't

0:43:58.000 --> 0:43:59.520
<v Speaker 1>tire your jaw out? And you know what, I'm not

0:43:59.520 --> 0:44:01.480
<v Speaker 1>going to do a Dorito's at now. You could have

0:44:01.560 --> 0:44:04.640
<v Speaker 1>had a Dorito's ad Dorito's people, but instead I'm going

0:44:04.719 --> 0:44:08.600
<v Speaker 1>to shill for another product of the next product available,

0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:13.720
<v Speaker 1>Lisol sanitizing wipes. That's what's good for you is Lysol

0:44:14.560 --> 0:44:18.800
<v Speaker 1>wipe yourself, clean, your thetings away, your thetings away. See

0:44:19.000 --> 0:44:23.919
<v Speaker 1>Lysol got a freebe Doritos. Anyway, back back to the tail.

0:44:24.400 --> 0:44:27.000
<v Speaker 1>So there's an awful lot of lunacy in scientology. I'm

0:44:27.000 --> 0:44:29.200
<v Speaker 1>not going to go into tremendous detail about all of

0:44:29.200 --> 0:44:31.360
<v Speaker 1>the different crazy things he said, because that could be

0:44:31.400 --> 0:44:34.520
<v Speaker 1>a whole fucking tin part episode. But it is important

0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:36.080
<v Speaker 1>that you know it didn't all come together at once,

0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:38.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, I think most people's understanding of Scientology's actual

0:44:38.880 --> 0:44:41.360
<v Speaker 1>beliefs comes from that South Park episode, which did a

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:43.280
<v Speaker 1>pretty good job of summing it up. But he hadn't

0:44:43.280 --> 0:44:45.680
<v Speaker 1>even invented all of this stuff yet, everything about Zeno

0:44:45.800 --> 0:44:48.040
<v Speaker 1>and that this was all added over time. It was

0:44:48.080 --> 0:44:51.359
<v Speaker 1>definitely cobbled together. He did not just come out with

0:44:51.560 --> 0:44:53.920
<v Speaker 1>suddenly this vision of how things had happened. Well, genius

0:44:53.920 --> 0:44:56.960
<v Speaker 1>doesn't happen overnight, you know, no, And neither do bullshit

0:44:57.040 --> 0:45:00.560
<v Speaker 1>science fiction short stories in general. The story of scientology

0:45:00.600 --> 0:45:02.719
<v Speaker 1>is the story of l Ron Hubbard just making up

0:45:02.760 --> 0:45:06.000
<v Speaker 1>things for seventy years and writing them down, and now

0:45:06.040 --> 0:45:08.200
<v Speaker 1>people have to pay attention to him because it's a religion.

0:45:08.600 --> 0:45:11.360
<v Speaker 1>It's pretty great. He continuously expanded his claims of what

0:45:11.400 --> 0:45:14.879
<v Speaker 1>scientology could achieve in the book Scientology eight to eight

0:45:14.920 --> 0:45:17.080
<v Speaker 1>thousand and eight. I don't know what that's a reference to.

0:45:17.239 --> 0:45:19.680
<v Speaker 1>He ragged with this book. The ability to make one's

0:45:19.680 --> 0:45:22.200
<v Speaker 1>body older, young at will, the ability to heal the

0:45:22.239 --> 0:45:25.040
<v Speaker 1>ill without physical contact, the ability to cure the insane

0:45:25.040 --> 0:45:28.040
<v Speaker 1>and incapacitated, a set forth for the physician, the layman,

0:45:28.200 --> 0:45:31.520
<v Speaker 1>the mathematician, and the physicist. So anyone can use this

0:45:31.600 --> 0:45:35.480
<v Speaker 1>science to heal the sick. Weird that we still have

0:45:35.560 --> 0:45:39.640
<v Speaker 1>sick people shocking. Scientology proved to be a much better

0:45:39.680 --> 0:45:42.520
<v Speaker 1>money making scheme than dianetics had been. Hubbard moved to

0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:45.320
<v Speaker 1>England and bought a gigantic manor house. He built facilities

0:45:45.320 --> 0:45:47.600
<v Speaker 1>there and was soon making more than forty dollars a

0:45:47.600 --> 0:45:51.759
<v Speaker 1>week just at the English facility teaching auditors there. He

0:45:51.880 --> 0:45:53.879
<v Speaker 1>was making millions and millions of dollars long in the world.

0:45:54.360 --> 0:45:56.760
<v Speaker 1>This marked the end of l Ron Hubbard's money problems.

0:45:57.280 --> 0:45:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Money is just if your question is how did they

0:45:59.640 --> 0:46:02.120
<v Speaker 1>afford that? For any other part of the next two

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:04.160
<v Speaker 1>parts of the story, it's just he's riches shit like

0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:06.040
<v Speaker 1>forever now, and this is one of those things. He

0:46:06.040 --> 0:46:08.239
<v Speaker 1>does not have any more money problems like. And this

0:46:08.320 --> 0:46:10.719
<v Speaker 1>is because people are just buying into this religion and

0:46:11.000 --> 0:46:14.080
<v Speaker 1>shelling out buying the books, paying for training all over,

0:46:14.480 --> 0:46:17.439
<v Speaker 1>most of whom probably aren't super committed, because like I've

0:46:17.440 --> 0:46:18.880
<v Speaker 1>talked to a number people in l a who did

0:46:18.880 --> 0:46:20.879
<v Speaker 1>scientology for a years, so they probably spent a couple

0:46:20.880 --> 0:46:22.920
<v Speaker 1>of grand on it, but then they just left. But

0:46:22.960 --> 0:46:24.759
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot more people like that than there are

0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:28.319
<v Speaker 1>a committed scientologists. It's a good money making thing, God,

0:46:28.360 --> 0:46:30.840
<v Speaker 1>which is what it's always been, but I'll give it

0:46:30.880 --> 0:46:33.480
<v Speaker 1>to him for this. It was a very idiosyncratic organization

0:46:33.480 --> 0:46:36.120
<v Speaker 1>at its start, and that initially caused some problems because

0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:38.440
<v Speaker 1>he was bad at managing. But he really seems to

0:46:38.520 --> 0:46:43.280
<v Speaker 1>have learned how to manage a really profitable, gigantic worldwide enterprise,

0:46:43.400 --> 0:46:46.560
<v Speaker 1>which is not easy. So again, one of the reasons

0:46:46.560 --> 0:46:48.040
<v Speaker 1>why it's hard to hate him as much as you

0:46:48.040 --> 0:46:50.640
<v Speaker 1>should is he's really competent. Like it's not like a

0:46:50.640 --> 0:46:53.120
<v Speaker 1>guy who was just born rich and does shitty things,

0:46:53.160 --> 0:46:56.120
<v Speaker 1>like an unnamed person we're all thinking of right now,

0:46:56.520 --> 0:46:58.480
<v Speaker 1>just born rich and never has to work for his

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:01.440
<v Speaker 1>money and is mominent. Because the l Ron Hubbard was

0:47:01.480 --> 0:47:08.400
<v Speaker 1>born poor and built a multibillion dollar religious cult, It's impressive.

0:47:08.440 --> 0:47:12.279
<v Speaker 1>It's an impressive con, probably the most impressive con. On

0:47:12.360 --> 0:47:15.160
<v Speaker 1>April tenth, ll Run Hubbard wrote to one of his

0:47:15.239 --> 0:47:18.160
<v Speaker 1>higher ranking followers and suggested turning their science self help

0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:21.440
<v Speaker 1>empire into a religion. I await your reaction on the

0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:24.000
<v Speaker 1>religion angle. In my opinion, we couldn't get worse public

0:47:24.040 --> 0:47:26.080
<v Speaker 1>opinion than we have had, or have less customers with

0:47:26.120 --> 0:47:28.480
<v Speaker 1>what we've got to sell. A religious charter would be

0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:30.799
<v Speaker 1>necessary in Pennsylvania or New Jersey to make it stick.

0:47:30.880 --> 0:47:36.520
<v Speaker 1>But I sure could make it stick. Not inaccurate, it's stuck. Well,

0:47:36.560 --> 0:47:40.560
<v Speaker 1>ask someone from Pennsylvania from punk SATONI specific from Pati

0:47:40.640 --> 0:47:43.399
<v Speaker 1>for sure. People are Yeah, they're really impressionable there. So

0:47:43.680 --> 0:47:48.399
<v Speaker 1>as the guy who defeated isis I agree with you? Uh?

0:47:48.440 --> 0:47:51.319
<v Speaker 1>In December of ninety three, ll Run Hubbard incorporated three

0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:54.520
<v Speaker 1>new churches, the Church of American Science, the Church of Scientology,

0:47:54.520 --> 0:47:57.200
<v Speaker 1>in the Church of Spiritual Engineering, all in Camden, New

0:47:57.239 --> 0:48:01.239
<v Speaker 1>Jersey's Jersey Boy. Uh. February of nineteen fifty four, he

0:48:01.280 --> 0:48:04.160
<v Speaker 1>incorporated the Church of Scientology in California. Over the course

0:48:04.239 --> 0:48:08.040
<v Speaker 1>of nineteen fifty four, he encouraged Dionetics Foundation franchise holders,

0:48:08.120 --> 0:48:10.440
<v Speaker 1>because that's how it spreads so rapidly. People were starting

0:48:10.440 --> 0:48:17.040
<v Speaker 1>franchises to turn their businesses into independent churches. Yeah interesting, right, yeah,

0:48:17.440 --> 0:48:20.480
<v Speaker 1>really it came together real well. Executives of the Hubbard

0:48:20.480 --> 0:48:24.600
<v Speaker 1>Association of Scientologists were now ministers. Some even called themselves Reverence.

0:48:25.239 --> 0:48:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Just let people call themselves Reverence, whatever you want. Whatever.

0:48:28.080 --> 0:48:31.880
<v Speaker 1>I've always wanted to be a reverend. Scientology wouldn't qualify

0:48:31.920 --> 0:48:34.160
<v Speaker 1>as a religion for the purposes of tax exemption. Until

0:48:34.239 --> 0:48:37.319
<v Speaker 1>nineteen This was a battle, the battle to get accepted. Like,

0:48:37.360 --> 0:48:39.399
<v Speaker 1>it took a long time. I'm not going to get

0:48:39.400 --> 0:48:41.440
<v Speaker 1>into everything they had to do it it was. It

0:48:41.480 --> 0:48:44.279
<v Speaker 1>was a fucking uphill. But starting in nineteen fifty four,

0:48:44.320 --> 0:48:46.920
<v Speaker 1>that's when he starts consistently saying this is a religion.

0:48:47.760 --> 0:48:49.440
<v Speaker 1>This is the point which Hubbard quit claiming to be

0:48:49.480 --> 0:48:51.800
<v Speaker 1>a researcher and a scientist and started presenting himself to

0:48:51.800 --> 0:48:55.520
<v Speaker 1>the world as spotified holy man, basically a science Now

0:48:55.560 --> 0:48:58.520
<v Speaker 1>he's definitely a holy man, definitely a holy man. He

0:48:58.560 --> 0:49:01.440
<v Speaker 1>of course drew government attention, particularly from the FBI. This

0:49:01.520 --> 0:49:04.240
<v Speaker 1>made him grow more and more paranoid. He encouraged believers

0:49:04.239 --> 0:49:07.680
<v Speaker 1>to attack anyone practicing scientology outside of the Church. Apost

0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:11.000
<v Speaker 1>states were called squirrels and should be sued out of existence.

0:49:11.600 --> 0:49:13.759
<v Speaker 1>Um the term squirrel is still used by the Church

0:49:13.760 --> 0:49:17.280
<v Speaker 1>of Scientology. You can find YouTube videos called squirrel Busters.

0:49:17.320 --> 0:49:19.560
<v Speaker 1>Type that in and it's like guys with like go

0:49:19.680 --> 0:49:23.160
<v Speaker 1>pro camras, just like yelling scientology nonsense. It's supposed apples

0:49:23.200 --> 0:49:25.880
<v Speaker 1>state scientologists. Yeah, I saw some of that in Going Clear.

0:49:26.040 --> 0:49:29.520
<v Speaker 1>It's weird. It's really uncomfortable. It's like to people yelling

0:49:29.560 --> 0:49:31.560
<v Speaker 1>about a video game that you don't know anything about,

0:49:31.719 --> 0:49:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Like it's so technical and specific. Are you on tech?

0:49:35.160 --> 0:49:40.040
<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? Man Um Hubbard advice scientologists

0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:43.920
<v Speaker 1>who are arrested heckling nonbelievers or apost dates to immediately

0:49:43.960 --> 0:49:46.799
<v Speaker 1>sue for a hundred thousand dollars and claim religious persecution.

0:49:47.200 --> 0:49:49.239
<v Speaker 1>He said the only proper response to any kind of

0:49:49.320 --> 0:49:52.840
<v Speaker 1>challenge to the church was unrestricted warfare. Attack, attack, attack,

0:49:52.960 --> 0:49:57.279
<v Speaker 1>never stop attacking, can always be attacking. It works a

0:49:57.440 --> 0:50:01.960
<v Speaker 1>B A. I mean it. It's the same social media

0:50:02.000 --> 0:50:06.359
<v Speaker 1>strategy the president uses. Like you never apologize for doing

0:50:06.400 --> 0:50:08.880
<v Speaker 1>something bad. You always just attack new people. And if

0:50:08.920 --> 0:50:12.080
<v Speaker 1>you get attacked for something you find like it works it.

0:50:12.120 --> 0:50:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Don't spend any time addressing problems, just attack. Really successful idea.

0:50:18.200 --> 0:50:20.799
<v Speaker 1>So Hubbard figures this out in the early fifties and

0:50:20.800 --> 0:50:25.920
<v Speaker 1>applies it to his religion. So it is, yeah, the coolest.

0:50:26.320 --> 0:50:29.280
<v Speaker 1>Throughout the late nineteen fifties, auditing sessions and courses devolved

0:50:29.280 --> 0:50:32.840
<v Speaker 1>from semi scientific discussions of dianetics and two lurid stories

0:50:32.840 --> 0:50:35.879
<v Speaker 1>of past lives as aliens and famous historic figures. One

0:50:35.880 --> 0:50:38.560
<v Speaker 1>of Hubbard's followers were called There was a good deal

0:50:38.560 --> 0:50:40.319
<v Speaker 1>of rivalry as to who could dig up the most

0:50:40.360 --> 0:50:44.360
<v Speaker 1>notable or extraordinary past life. Jesus of Nazareth was very popular.

0:50:44.400 --> 0:50:47.160
<v Speaker 1>At least three London scientologist claimed to have uncovered incidents

0:50:47.160 --> 0:50:49.040
<v Speaker 1>in which they were crucified and rose from the dead

0:50:49.080 --> 0:50:52.080
<v Speaker 1>to save the world. Queen Elizabeth the First, Walter Raleigh

0:50:52.120 --> 0:50:55.279
<v Speaker 1>and the Venerable bed were also popular. Funnily enough, I

0:50:55.320 --> 0:50:57.800
<v Speaker 1>never met anyone who claimed to know anything about Attila

0:50:57.880 --> 0:51:02.400
<v Speaker 1>the Hun Genghis Khan or punscious pie it, which is,

0:51:02.440 --> 0:51:04.799
<v Speaker 1>if you're ever pretending to have fake lives, pretend to

0:51:04.800 --> 0:51:07.360
<v Speaker 1>be someone cool, yeah, No one wants to be a

0:51:07.360 --> 0:51:11.040
<v Speaker 1>goody two shoes in the past. Yeah. I was fucking Gangskan.

0:51:12.840 --> 0:51:16.160
<v Speaker 1>That's a cool past live. Yeah. Now. The CIA had

0:51:16.200 --> 0:51:18.360
<v Speaker 1>taken an interest in Hubbard in nineteen fifty seven, and

0:51:18.400 --> 0:51:20.360
<v Speaker 1>the FBI had been onto him for a while, almost

0:51:20.400 --> 0:51:22.880
<v Speaker 1>because of the hundreds of letters he'd sent them claiming

0:51:22.880 --> 0:51:26.760
<v Speaker 1>people were communists. In nineteen sixty l Run Hubbard officially

0:51:26.760 --> 0:51:28.920
<v Speaker 1>spooked the government when he urged his followers to do

0:51:28.960 --> 0:51:31.520
<v Speaker 1>everything in their power to stop the election of Richard Nixon,

0:51:32.440 --> 0:51:35.320
<v Speaker 1>not on the wrong side of history there. Now, Nixon

0:51:35.320 --> 0:51:38.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't win, probably for other reasons because JFK was just

0:51:38.719 --> 0:51:40.560
<v Speaker 1>such a charming son of a bitch, But the whole

0:51:40.640 --> 0:51:42.600
<v Speaker 1>escapade convince Hubbard that he could use his colt to

0:51:42.640 --> 0:51:46.000
<v Speaker 1>gain political power. In August of nineteen sixty two, l

0:51:46.040 --> 0:51:48.319
<v Speaker 1>Run Hubbard wrote a letter to President Kennedy claiming that

0:51:48.360 --> 0:51:50.600
<v Speaker 1>scientology was the only way to train human beings for

0:51:50.640 --> 0:51:53.680
<v Speaker 1>the rigors of space flight. Since Hubbard and his followers

0:51:53.680 --> 0:51:55.880
<v Speaker 1>were all aware of their past lives as space travelers,

0:51:56.040 --> 0:51:59.839
<v Speaker 1>they really were the best people to manage astronaut training. Yeah, definitely, absolutely,

0:52:00.040 --> 0:52:05.479
<v Speaker 1>totally again logically consistent the S and NASA stands for scientologists.

0:52:06.840 --> 0:52:09.319
<v Speaker 1>He said in his letter to JFK. Quote, man will

0:52:09.400 --> 0:52:11.759
<v Speaker 1>not successfully get into space without us. We do not

0:52:11.800 --> 0:52:14.040
<v Speaker 1>wish the United States to lose either the space race

0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:16.200
<v Speaker 1>or the next war. The deciding factor in that race

0:52:16.320 --> 0:52:18.120
<v Speaker 1>or that war may very well be lying in your

0:52:18.160 --> 0:52:20.000
<v Speaker 1>hands at this moment and may depend on what is

0:52:20.040 --> 0:52:24.280
<v Speaker 1>done with this letter. Courteously, Ron Hubbard, suppose the alert

0:52:24.360 --> 0:52:26.919
<v Speaker 1>we did get into space without them, have we? Though

0:52:27.360 --> 0:52:31.640
<v Speaker 1>I've seen those staged moon landing photos see I think

0:52:31.680 --> 0:52:33.680
<v Speaker 1>the moon landing is stage. But I think it's because

0:52:33.680 --> 0:52:37.200
<v Speaker 1>we really landed on venus. Oh that's an interesting theory,

0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:39.759
<v Speaker 1>and that's where cell phones come from, the government doesn't

0:52:39.760 --> 0:52:44.040
<v Speaker 1>want you to yea. Yeah. Anyway, back to l. Ron Hubbard.

0:52:44.320 --> 0:52:46.879
<v Speaker 1>In January of nineteen sixty three, the FDA carried out

0:52:46.880 --> 0:52:49.399
<v Speaker 1>a raid on the Church of Scientology. They didn't get much.

0:52:49.440 --> 0:52:51.120
<v Speaker 1>It seems like one of those things where they basically

0:52:51.120 --> 0:52:54.120
<v Speaker 1>cooked up a bullshit reason because e meters were labeled

0:52:54.160 --> 0:52:57.480
<v Speaker 1>improperly and we're like making health claims they shouldn't make.

0:52:57.920 --> 0:52:59.640
<v Speaker 1>But they used as an excuse to send them a

0:52:59.680 --> 0:53:02.520
<v Speaker 1>dozen of armed men and stuff to like raid a facility.

0:53:02.600 --> 0:53:04.640
<v Speaker 1>It was like it was it was an overreach of force.

0:53:04.680 --> 0:53:06.600
<v Speaker 1>It seemed like they were expecting to find a cache

0:53:06.640 --> 0:53:09.600
<v Speaker 1>of weapons or something crazy because this Colt seemed so

0:53:09.640 --> 0:53:13.560
<v Speaker 1>crazy and they didn't. Church of Scientology was probably more

0:53:13.600 --> 0:53:15.560
<v Speaker 1>in the right than the FDA was, although they were

0:53:15.960 --> 0:53:18.920
<v Speaker 1>publishing misleading stuff. The raid seems to have been kind

0:53:18.960 --> 0:53:21.880
<v Speaker 1>of bullshit. Well, they read, you know, works from what

0:53:22.080 --> 0:53:26.000
<v Speaker 1>was it, Remington Winchester Colt and exactly he's got three guns.

0:53:27.600 --> 0:53:29.760
<v Speaker 1>The whole thing increased out on Hubbard since of paranoia

0:53:29.840 --> 0:53:33.920
<v Speaker 1>and persecution. In nineteen five, Hubbard introduced ethics technology to

0:53:34.000 --> 0:53:36.360
<v Speaker 1>his new faith, which included conditions that could be applied

0:53:36.360 --> 0:53:39.000
<v Speaker 1>to people when they had had ethical lapses. One member,

0:53:39.000 --> 0:53:41.760
<v Speaker 1>who worked in Hubbard's English manner as a butler, recalled

0:53:42.120 --> 0:53:44.880
<v Speaker 1>I was assigned a condition of emergency because I served

0:53:44.920 --> 0:53:46.960
<v Speaker 1>him salmon for dinner that was not quite fresh. I

0:53:47.040 --> 0:53:49.080
<v Speaker 1>was shocked. You had to go through a whole formula,

0:53:49.160 --> 0:53:51.560
<v Speaker 1>right it up and submitted with an application to be upgraded.

0:53:52.080 --> 0:53:54.839
<v Speaker 1>Scientology developed a new cadre of ethics officers, who are

0:53:54.840 --> 0:53:58.800
<v Speaker 1>basically secret police, tasked with punishing the insufficiently dedicated or disloyal.

0:53:59.080 --> 0:54:02.600
<v Speaker 1>Different penalties, including a condition of liability, could be imposed.

0:54:02.840 --> 0:54:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Members in a condition of liability had to wear dirty

0:54:05.000 --> 0:54:07.440
<v Speaker 1>gray rags on their arms. They also couldn't like bathe

0:54:07.480 --> 0:54:10.080
<v Speaker 1>and stuff. It was gross. Church members who screwed up

0:54:10.080 --> 0:54:13.400
<v Speaker 1>too badly were declared suppressive persons. These people, Hubbard declared,

0:54:13.560 --> 0:54:16.360
<v Speaker 1>were fair game to be destroyed by any means necessary.

0:54:17.200 --> 0:54:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Now Australia had been a hotbed of Scientologist activity. Australia. Australia, Okay,

0:54:23.520 --> 0:54:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Hubbard brag that was going to be the first clear continent.

0:54:27.040 --> 0:54:30.120
<v Speaker 1>But in October of nine and Australian Board of Inquiry

0:54:30.160 --> 0:54:33.480
<v Speaker 1>published report on Scientology and they wholeheartedly condemned the cult.

0:54:33.640 --> 0:54:36.680
<v Speaker 1>So Australia basically kicked them out. They said it seemed

0:54:36.719 --> 0:54:38.880
<v Speaker 1>so silly that people would think it was harmless, but

0:54:39.000 --> 0:54:42.560
<v Speaker 1>that it's really fucking dangerous. Scientology is evil. It's techniques evil,

0:54:42.600 --> 0:54:45.360
<v Speaker 1>it's practice a serious threat to the community medically, morally

0:54:45.360 --> 0:54:48.080
<v Speaker 1>and socially, and it's adhere it's sadly diluted and often

0:54:48.120 --> 0:54:52.440
<v Speaker 1>mentally ill um So Australia knows what is talking about. Yeah,

0:54:52.480 --> 0:54:54.719
<v Speaker 1>and they banned them. They basically banned, or at least

0:54:54.719 --> 0:54:58.319
<v Speaker 1>the state of Victoria basically banned Scientology. And I hate

0:54:58.360 --> 0:54:59.480
<v Speaker 1>to say it, but we owe a lot of that

0:54:59.520 --> 0:55:02.560
<v Speaker 1>to Rupert Murdoch newspapers he owned, and he seems to

0:55:02.600 --> 0:55:06.080
<v Speaker 1>have been personally involved and really pushing coverage of how

0:55:06.120 --> 0:55:09.480
<v Speaker 1>crazy Scientology was, which is responsible for starting the investigation

0:55:09.520 --> 0:55:12.320
<v Speaker 1>which got it banned. He gave them their first nickname,

0:55:12.640 --> 0:55:15.080
<v Speaker 1>which is also the only nickname I aware of for them.

0:55:15.320 --> 0:55:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Bunk Homology didn't take off their Murdock's not great at

0:55:19.040 --> 0:55:23.319
<v Speaker 1>naming things, um, But credit to a monster he was

0:55:23.480 --> 0:55:27.400
<v Speaker 1>in the right this one time. In the fucking sixties,

0:55:27.800 --> 0:55:30.920
<v Speaker 1>England began to crack down more on Hubbard and scientology

0:55:31.080 --> 0:55:33.960
<v Speaker 1>as well. With the US, Australia and UK all clearly

0:55:34.000 --> 0:55:35.920
<v Speaker 1>against him, l Ron Hubbard began to look for a

0:55:35.920 --> 0:55:38.719
<v Speaker 1>new place to base his growing faith. His first instinct

0:55:38.960 --> 0:55:43.520
<v Speaker 1>was Rhodesia. You ever heard of Rhodesia. I don't think so.

0:55:43.760 --> 0:55:46.359
<v Speaker 1>I think it's Zimbabwe now. Rhodesia is the name when

0:55:46.360 --> 0:55:48.960
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of white people were ruling over the black majority,

0:55:49.200 --> 0:55:51.560
<v Speaker 1>pretty brutal. He was very much an apartheid state. There

0:55:51.640 --> 0:55:54.560
<v Speaker 1>was a civil war, the people in charge got overthrown.

0:55:54.600 --> 0:55:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Before that happened, he went to Rhodesia and basically promised

0:55:57.880 --> 0:55:59.880
<v Speaker 1>to put a bunch of money into the local economy,

0:56:00.280 --> 0:56:03.239
<v Speaker 1>and he wrote a new constitution for them that was

0:56:03.400 --> 0:56:05.520
<v Speaker 1>meant to trick black people into thinking of their votes

0:56:05.560 --> 0:56:08.919
<v Speaker 1>mattered without actually letting them vote. Weirdly enough, Rhodesia actually

0:56:09.000 --> 0:56:11.680
<v Speaker 1>kicked him out. They didn't want anything to do with him. Yeah, no, no,

0:56:11.760 --> 0:56:14.080
<v Speaker 1>it's weird. You expect it to go even worse. But

0:56:14.320 --> 0:56:18.240
<v Speaker 1>even the country of racists, run by racists for racists,

0:56:18.280 --> 0:56:20.439
<v Speaker 1>and it's still like a major in far right white

0:56:20.440 --> 0:56:23.680
<v Speaker 1>supremacist talking points today to talk about Rhodesia along they

0:56:23.719 --> 0:56:25.320
<v Speaker 1>didn't want anything to do without run Hubbard, So I

0:56:25.360 --> 0:56:30.360
<v Speaker 1>guess props to Rhodesia. Like once he got back from Africa,

0:56:30.480 --> 0:56:32.160
<v Speaker 1>l Ron Hubbard began to cook up a scheme to

0:56:32.280 --> 0:56:34.879
<v Speaker 1>escape all his myriad legal troubles. One of his friends

0:56:34.920 --> 0:56:37.160
<v Speaker 1>recalled him saying, you know, John, we have got to

0:56:37.200 --> 0:56:39.360
<v Speaker 1>do something about all this trouble we're having with governments.

0:56:39.520 --> 0:56:41.319
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of high level research that still has

0:56:41.360 --> 0:56:42.440
<v Speaker 1>to be done, and I want to be able to

0:56:42.480 --> 0:56:45.120
<v Speaker 1>get on with it without constant interference. Do you realize

0:56:45.120 --> 0:56:48.160
<v Speaker 1>that the Earth surface is completely free from the control

0:56:48.200 --> 0:56:50.360
<v Speaker 1>of any government. That's where we could be free on

0:56:50.440 --> 0:56:54.400
<v Speaker 1>the high seas see back to the boat. Back to

0:56:54.480 --> 0:56:57.440
<v Speaker 1>the boats. The high seas are exactly where al Ron

0:56:57.480 --> 0:57:00.720
<v Speaker 1>Hubbard decided to go next, quietly, carefully and his minions

0:57:00.719 --> 0:57:03.799
<v Speaker 1>embarked upon what he called the C Project. And we're

0:57:03.800 --> 0:57:06.000
<v Speaker 1>going to hear about that C Project on the next

0:57:06.239 --> 0:57:10.800
<v Speaker 1>episode of Behind the Bastards. Are you feeling I feel great?

0:57:10.920 --> 0:57:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I feel I oh man, I'm invigorate. And my Satan's

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<v Speaker 1>are They're really charged up and my ingrams or their

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<v Speaker 1>their disappear gramm. They're they're instagramming, but they on their

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<v Speaker 1>way out. What did you have for breakfast? Because of

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<v Speaker 1>my many past lives, I definitely recall having some hot cakes,

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<v Speaker 1>pot cakes, hot cakes. Well, I don't know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do. Speaking of Instagram, you can follow me

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<v Speaker 1>there and on Twitter. That was good, Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>At Caitlin Dronte spelled c A I T l I.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can listen to my podcast right here on

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<v Speaker 1>how Stuff Works. It is called the Bechtel Cast, and

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about the portrayal of women in movies and

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<v Speaker 1>c A d e O. Speaking of the portrayal of

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<v Speaker 1>women in movies. My Twitter is I right, okay. You

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<v Speaker 1>can find this podcast online at behind the Bastard's dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>You can find us on Twitter at at Bastard's pot

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<v Speaker 1>angry scientologist, you can yell at me there. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>I got something wrong about your religion because it's silly.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only religion I'll say that about, except for

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<v Speaker 1>Zoro Astrinism. No, I'm actually I like zoro Astrinism. It's

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<v Speaker 1>cool as hell. It's really neat, really cool imagery. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I've faked and insulted Zoroastrians. There.

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<v Speaker 1>I've gone mad reading all of this. This is what

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<v Speaker 1>happens two hours into the Leron Hubbard podcasts. We insult

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<v Speaker 1>Zoroastrians for no reason, a religion that never did anything

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<v Speaker 1>to hurt anybody. Oh no, you're implicated now date and

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<v Speaker 1>you're all implicated for listening and be implicated in our

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<v Speaker 1>part three Boats