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Speaker 1: I love. Welcome to an official expert podcast with Marie and.

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Speaker 2: Hey Boo, what's up? Uh me, I'm awake, I'm up.

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Speaker 3: I got on sweatpants that don't have pockets, so I'm

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Speaker 3: doing pretty bad.

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Speaker 2: How are you doing? I'm fabulous.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately the listeners can't see how great I'll look.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, she looks fantastic. And then let's go through. Let's

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Speaker 3: give you head to choke Ham. So she's wearing her

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Speaker 3: my favorite wig, the middle Park Blood Bob.

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Speaker 2: It's a it's good, it's the part looks very natural today.

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Speaker 2: I tried, you know, I put the.

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Speaker 3: It looks good. You went past the hairline. It looks fantastic. Uh.

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Speaker 2: And then she's giving us brow and gold shadow and.

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Speaker 3: Then like a like a subtle smoky a little a

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Speaker 3: little little brown.

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Speaker 1: At the end she tapped it with my pinky. I

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Speaker 1: was like, honestly because didn't work.

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Speaker 3: But honestly, I feel like I do better make up

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Speaker 3: application with my fingers.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is a fingerpaint, bitch.

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Speaker 1: That's what I do.

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Speaker 3: My face is a kind boss working and it's like,

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Speaker 3: all like, it looks very nice. Let you do like

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Speaker 3: a baby contour today?

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't. I put a little shimmer.

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Speaker 1: I have like this little shimmer from Sepphor for free

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Speaker 1: because my birthday's coming up.

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Speaker 3: So it's from your beauty insider. I am a I'm

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Speaker 3: a v VI, I b v oh no, I'm rouge.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what that means. They send me stuff

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Speaker 3: and I don't. I don't buy enough.

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Speaker 1: You have a certain amount of points or something, Yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: You have all the points. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then you're wearing like a green I thought it

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Speaker 3: was like a mustard y, but it's green, low cut

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Speaker 3: like low, like to your navel. The neckline is very

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Speaker 3: Spanish man low because I'm like, listen, I know it's

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Speaker 3: two degrees, but the tit's gotta.

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Speaker 1: Come out sometimes, sis they are sitting. I always wear

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Speaker 1: turnal necks. I always cover my chest.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, tell while you got the titties out. You

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Speaker 2: had an audition today.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, you know, I don't know how

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be, but I know that the titties are

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Speaker 1: gonna be there.

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Speaker 2: Just so you know.

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Speaker 3: The casting director is quite gay, so gay, so it

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Speaker 3: doesn't even matter.

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Speaker 2: His name is Clant.

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Speaker 3: Also, you're wearing a an acid wash high waisted mom, Jeane, Yes,

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Speaker 3: I am is poppy. Oh but it is sitting list.

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Speaker 3: The pupa's coming up further than your boobs.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like pupa brings people together, so

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Speaker 1: I'm okay with it.

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Speaker 3: No, I think pupa is a result of having children. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: pupa is like yeah, like I feel like Mom's got whoopas.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, yeah, it's like a c fiction scar

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Speaker 1: are people who you know, Vagina's always eaten.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to fat for China. I want it

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Speaker 2: to be skinny. Let's not talk about our genitalias anymore.

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Speaker 3: Not not two minutes podcast. Hey there's a Christian podcast.

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Speaker 3: Welcome brother Malcolm.

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Speaker 2: Since said it's system, thank you so much. Hey do

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Speaker 2: you have an expertise this week?

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Speaker 3: I feel like this week I was an expert at

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Speaker 3: not getting murdered. And what that means is I've been going.

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Speaker 3: I've been really going on a lot of these dates.

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Speaker 3: But I've been going in the daytime, okay, because you know,

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Speaker 3: I'm telling people that I'm not drinking, and I feel

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Speaker 3: like I'm got to stretch this dry.

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Speaker 2: January thing through February.

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Speaker 3: Okay, because on these dating apps when you tell men

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Speaker 3: that you're not drinking, because the first thing they say is,

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Speaker 3: let's be for a drink. And then when you say, oh,

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Speaker 3: I'm not drinking this month, they're like, let's do lunch.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, look at me eating and drinking a

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Speaker 3: juice or and like having some breakfast or something, and

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Speaker 3: I am queen, you know, I'm queen of the check coming.

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Speaker 3: Then I just look at it and then I picked

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Speaker 1: But I feel like something in your profile is saying, like,

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Speaker 1: just here for the food.

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Speaker 3: It's my profile specifically says I'm just here for the food,

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Speaker 3: but I'll stay for the wine.

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Speaker 2: So they're probably like, hahaha, she's so funny. You're like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: that's really.

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Speaker 1: I am for real.

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Speaker 3: But so I've gone out with a bunch of people

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Speaker 3: and I'm trying to like stack the dates like do

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Speaker 3: like I'm trying to see how many I can stack

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Speaker 3: in a.

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Speaker 2: Day, honestly, like breakfast or not even breakfast.

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Speaker 3: Like get lunch, then meet somebody for a drink, then

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Speaker 3: like meet somebody for like an entree, and then meet

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Speaker 3: somebody for another drink, and then meet somebody for dessert

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Speaker 3: and then coffee.

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Speaker 2: That's like six dates.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't understand how there could be starving women

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Speaker 1: in New York City. If you got an app, bitch,

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Speaker 1: just pay your phone bill and you can meet somebody.

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Speaker 2: You don't even need to have Wi Fi in your home.

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Speaker 3: You do not, because you can have them at the

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Speaker 3: train station now or Starbucks.

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Speaker 2: Just hit up Starbucks.

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Speaker 3: Literally, or a library, a public library in New York.

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Speaker 3: Will you have free walk into the checkers and be like, y'o,

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Speaker 3: got we fee here? And that's it, sis, just like

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Speaker 3: latch onto somebody's little like hotspot. Get that you can

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Speaker 3: get me at the hotspot, and then that's it. Like

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Speaker 3: you're just eating, Like I think that's what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a challenge and see how many days

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Speaker 3: I can go without paying for any food. Marie, You

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Speaker 3: don't pay for food. You know that right, Honestly in

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Speaker 3: real life. I haven't been paying for food since nineteen

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Speaker 3: ninety six.

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Speaker 1: Don't pay for food you don't have your wallet, or

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Speaker 1: you're like I don't have cash.

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Speaker 2: I mean I do have the wallet.

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Speaker 3: It'll just have like my monthly Metro card in it,

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Speaker 3: and then I still might ask you for a swipe, right, Hey,

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Speaker 3: you got this the door the swipe. So I haven't

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Speaker 3: gotten murdered yet. And I'm doing something where I'm dating

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Speaker 3: people like international folks, like people of like that I

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Speaker 3: wouldn't actually want to date to.

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Speaker 1: You feel less bad about it. No, I don't like them.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not that I feel ass bad, but I

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Speaker 3: feel like the stories are more interesting. The conversations are

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Speaker 3: like different than what I would talk to somebody else about.

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Speaker 3: It's like, you know, boring, but like sometimes it's like

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Speaker 3: learning a lot about you know, the Netherlands.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Do I really want to hear some

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Speaker 1: dude with an accent tell me about his day?

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Speaker 2: No? Yeah, but what if he's paying for you know,

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Speaker 2: the I mean nothing.

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Speaker 1: I'm at this point in my life that not even

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Speaker 1: food can fix the situation at hand.

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Speaker 2: So you're a boring person. No, I listen. I listened.

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Speaker 3: I'll fake laugh at you talking about your dad problems.

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Speaker 2: Wait, and then your dad said what it was the transmission? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's go ahead and get some more apps for the table.

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Speaker 1: I will eat a couple of noodles before I'd go

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Speaker 1: on a date and have to hear somebody.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I also have a girlfriend who won't let you

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Speaker 2: go on a date.

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Speaker 3: So I mean, honestly, when I had that boyfriend, remember

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Speaker 3: that that beige dude I dated four.

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Speaker 2: Years ago, I was still going on dates. You know what.

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Speaker 1: I could still go on dates. She doesn't have to know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'd be like, I'm going to a show.

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Speaker 2: I would tell Sush that.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, we went out and got ice

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Speaker 3: a date, and I'm like yeah, but like he paid,

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Speaker 3: and he was like, that's.

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Speaker 2: Like a date. And I was like, no, no, know

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Speaker 2: what that means. I know. I'm very honest. Cidny, what

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Speaker 2: were you an expert in this week? I'm an expert

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Speaker 2: in being a fake ass model. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I had a little gig where I'm modeling at an

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Speaker 1: electronics store.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's my life now.

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Speaker 1: I'm modeled, and like pro model, I I model at

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Speaker 1: PC Richardson Son. No, that's not Circuit City, dude, than

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Speaker 1: best Buy, you're pretty well exactly your best Buy.

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Speaker 2: Pretty you're in the best Buy. You're prettier than Circuit City.

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Speaker 1: You sure, yeah, Okay, it's so best Buy is the

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Speaker 1: top electronics.

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Speaker 3: Or what's the the BNH yes, the photography place.

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Speaker 2: That place is nice. It's Jewish, so yeah maybe yeah,

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Speaker 2: but that means you're not probably gonna get paid that much.

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Speaker 1: You're right. AnyWho, So I'm there and uh, it's real

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Speaker 1: photographers that got like real pages, got a whole bunch of.

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Speaker 2: Model bahan pages. Remember they got a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm there and I'm the model and they

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Speaker 1: don't tell me anything that you don't tell me about.

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Speaker 1: What's the setup. It's a different setup every How did you.

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Speaker 2: Get this job?

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Speaker 1: I was on no I was on a set acting,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, model, people tell me I

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Speaker 2: I know you got that Dusty Naomi Campbell.

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Speaker 1: I could do it, little dry Naomi if Naomi lost

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Speaker 1: it all totally. And he's like, yeah, you know, it's

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Speaker 1: only one hundred dollars And I said I could do that.

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Speaker 2: He's like, it's only an hour or two. And so you.

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Speaker 3: Agreed when you heard the money, but you didn't know

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Speaker 2: It was for like eight hours. Then I just went

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Speaker 1: I just heard money and I didn't have to do much.

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Speaker 1: I said, yeah, let's do it. So you go in

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Speaker 1: demos are men.

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Speaker 2: It's all.

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Speaker 1: They're creepy as f they're there. I feel like they're

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Speaker 1: there for the fucking model. I don't get I think

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Speaker 1: they care about being a photography.

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Speaker 3: They don't even have cameras. Have my camera at home.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna take these on my phone.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: So I'm there and the photographer sets up. He is

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Speaker 1: so nervous and I was like, ooh, these picture's gonna

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Speaker 1: come out bad.

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Speaker 2: He encouraging him.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna look like Samuel Jackson watch

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Speaker 1: but with a blunt bob, with a blunt bold Jackson

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Speaker 1: had like an nice like he's a synthetic blend of hair. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that was me. So I'm there and he's like, okay,

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Speaker 1: so we're trying to find your light.

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Speaker 2: So we got a diffuser. He's talking about.

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Speaker 1: Diffusers, lights, all this other stuff. He said.

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Speaker 2: So it's gonna look a little harsh. I said, I

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Speaker 2: wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: I said, wait, we didn't talk about this in the contract.

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Speaker 1: Live streaming and they're like, okay, so the guys trying

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Speaker 1: So I was like, the pictures were coming out so bad.

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Speaker 2: My eyes give them, give them a gap ad realness.

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Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I'm gonna give this Banana Republic realness.

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Speaker 1: So finally at the end, I'm embarrassed because I was like,

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Speaker 2: They're seeing the crust.

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Speaker 1: My pores were waving. They were like, hot, bitch, you crazy.

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Speaker 2: That one hundred dollars doesn't feel like enough money now

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Speaker 1: That's why when people say you ship model, I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Not everybody should be a model.

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Speaker 3: But the light is right, and the camera's right, and

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Speaker 2: Anybody can look amazing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but when we do photo shoots, nobody's seeing it.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's seeing They only seeing the good pictures.

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Speaker 1: All these people, even the niggas in the store, who

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Speaker 1: I was a big house model, and you know, I

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Speaker 3: So speaking of embarrassing, our guest today is not embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: But she's I'm excited to have her here. She's a comic.

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Speaker 3: She performs, I want to say, all over the world

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Speaker 4: It's ever performed somewhere that doesn't speak English.

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Speaker 2: Oh she also was rude. She didn't even okay can

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Speaker 2: mean you probably already heard why. It's made Higgins hay

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Speaker 2: Me Hi, thank you for having me. Hey man, that

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Speaker 2: was hard not to laugh at your story. Oh gosh,

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Speaker 2: have you been there?

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Speaker 3: Have you been in a place where you saw somebody

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Speaker 3: sometimes I take pictures that I'm like, am I ugly?

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Speaker 1: It was so humbling. Have you have you taken a

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Speaker 2: There's no way that's.

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Speaker 4: Not really Like no, it's worked the opposite way where

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Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, like I thought that was going

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Speaker 2: Who your photographer?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what's happened to me a lot?

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Speaker 4: I remember days where I felt like so roast, and

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Speaker 2: Now every time I'm like I look like ship and

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Speaker 3: You need to sleep, I'm like, please, no photos, No, no, no.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna start carrying sunglasses and throw them

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna throw a bag over my head.

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Speaker 1: I'm God, this is the new reality.

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Speaker 2: So me, how irish are you talk to us about

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Speaker 4: You know what, I just got the train here stupidly

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Speaker 2: I don't even know where Fort Hamilton is. It's like

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Speaker 2: Oh tell it, talk to me.

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Speaker 4: You know, Irish, Americans different Irish. There's many differences. Like

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Speaker 4: do you know the same Patrick's Day parade that like

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Speaker 4: like a white Pride parade, like led by like essentially

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Speaker 4: just firefighters are allowed to march and police are allowed

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Speaker 2: Irish cut seamless, you know, or.

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Speaker 1: Some guy yeah Marie's characters on her Roommates release.

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Speaker 4: But okay, So the interesting thing about the parade was

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Speaker 2: Which is rude.

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Speaker 4: Well this was until the band was lifted. Actually last

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Speaker 4: year was the first last year.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 2: And also if you're gay, why do you want to

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Speaker 4: You don't or but if you're gay, you want to

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Speaker 4: Saint Patrick parade.

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Speaker 2: It's it's very boring. It's bagpipe.

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Speaker 1: The boots are very thick.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ain't no, ain't no, Like there's no gg rhythm,

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Speaker 2: the beats. No one's related.

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Speaker 4: I think because gay people were not allowed, it just

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Speaker 4: I would say Irish America right at its like finest

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Speaker 4: right the parade, right. They held on to that for

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Speaker 4: like over one hundred years, and they kept it the

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Speaker 4: to vote in same sex marriage. Yeah, by referendum. By referendum, yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know what a referendum is.

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Speaker 4: That means that everyone votes on it. So some countries

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Speaker 4: like decided the government decided, you know, we're going to

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Speaker 4: allow the same sex marriage. But in Ireland they were like,

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Speaker 4: let's like leave everybody. So that means like it was

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Speaker 4: only it was like a sixty percent, but still that

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Speaker 4: means the majority of people were like, okay.

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Speaker 2: There were a lot of gay people in Ireland.

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Speaker 4: I guess it's the same staff.

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Speaker 2: If I was gay, I wouldn't want to go to Ireland.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to be there.

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Speaker 3: I can't thrive exactly follow its mountains and like fox is.

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Speaker 4: I mean, our prime minister is a gay man, which

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Speaker 4: is interesting. He's of an immigrant and he's a gay man.

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Speaker 4: Now he's quite conservative immigrant from where India.

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Speaker 2: His dad is Indian Indiana.

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Speaker 3: That's the prime ministering way Ireland is.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't want to mislead you.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to mislead you, but like those are

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Speaker 4: some facts. But I would say also Ireland is still

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Speaker 4: quite repressed in a lot of ways, Like abortion is illegal, okay,

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Speaker 4: but play me. Can we sneak some plan but only

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so's mad babies in Ireland, so many babies,

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Speaker 2: People are just fucking having kids, so many baby gays

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Speaker 4: And as long as you have six children, that's fine, okay.

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Speaker 2: So like Irish people are like super Catholic.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, in that sense, God wants us to have babies.

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Speaker 3: I think what's up with that?

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Speaker 4: I think that like there was very little separation between

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Speaker 4: just like baptize them or they won't get into school.

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Speaker 2: They manipulated. They drowned in the babe, they drown in

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Speaker 1: Listen, if you don't believe in God, you can't you

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Speaker 1: can't learn to read.

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Speaker 2: You can be a literate in a heathen. Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: you went to Catholic school.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean this is the thing, Like I didn't

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Speaker 4: even know, you know, when you're in where you live

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Speaker 4: I didn't even think of it as Catholic school was

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Speaker 4: like went to school. Everyone makes their communion, everyone makes

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Speaker 4: their confirmation.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't until like kind of grew up and left

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Speaker 4: and found out about other people's experience.

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Speaker 2: When how did you? How old were you when you left?

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Speaker 2: When I left?

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Speaker 4: I was actually nine years old the first time I

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Speaker 4: left and me and my family moved to Zimbabwe?

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Speaker 2: What ya? Wow, you've lived a life.

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Speaker 3: You know your your accent is not indicative of your Zimbabwe.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a little Zimbabwe accent or not?

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Speaker 2: I don't know how long were you? How long were

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Speaker 2: So yeah, that's long enough to like you get some

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Speaker 4: You know, first of all, there's lots of different accents

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Speaker 4: in Zimbabwe, so I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Maybe what do they speak in Zimbabwe?

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Speaker 4: They speak English and then they speak Shon Do you

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Speaker 4: speak some Shona?

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Speaker 2: I actually show up.

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Speaker 1: Foolish.

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Speaker 3: If anybody from Zimbabwe is listening ahead and shown.

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Speaker 2: U can you you can reach us as w w.

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Speaker 3: Do show U s h O n U f F show.

445
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,200
Speaker 3: So do you speak show?

446
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,520
Speaker 4: Remember some from school? Like I remember how to say like.

447
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:50,120
Speaker 3: Mangoanani, mangoanani, Oh, manganani good morning, mangoanani.

448
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then like magwanani.

449
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,200
Speaker 1: That sounds like a fruit.

450
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,800
Speaker 2: What you eat mangoanani? They got seeds in it?

451
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,480
Speaker 4: No, we had cool food, like we would eat like

452
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:08,120
Speaker 4: food food and we would like gems flash and.

453
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,160
Speaker 3: Let's take a let's back because you're in some bad

454
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,320
Speaker 3: way eating food with flavor, I'm assuming, but when you're

455
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:17,120
Speaker 3: in Ireland, when you're in Ireland, what are you eating sausage?

456
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:19,440
Speaker 2: Like, what's the what's.

457
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:23,119
Speaker 3: The Cabasa's potatoes today?

458
00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:24,640
Speaker 2: It's potatoes potato?

459
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know about that, But are you thinking of

460
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,600
Speaker 1: caba casa?

461
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,120
Speaker 2: Is that sausage? Sausage? Right? I don't know. I never

462
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:35,840
Speaker 2: heard that before, So that's I don't think that's the Yeah,

463
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,240
Speaker 2: farm here a farm.

464
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,040
Speaker 1: That's when I get.

465
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:39,920
Speaker 2: Is it good?

466
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:45,400
Speaker 1: It's so good turkey sausage. It's so freaking good.

467
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,240
Speaker 2: Damn, you don't have any.

468
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,040
Speaker 1: Real Sydney you know, this is a I don't know,

469
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:53,119
Speaker 1: I'm gonna would have made you some definitely little onions

470
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:53,359
Speaker 1: in it.

471
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:57,359
Speaker 2: Sausage. I'm not no, I don't know when you guys

472
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:02,640
Speaker 2: eat beside potatoes and we have unbelievable butter. Unbelievable.

473
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,520
Speaker 4: But I'm telling you I had this idea like seven

474
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,720
Speaker 4: years ago. It's like someone needs to import Irish butter

475
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,120
Speaker 4: like to America because it would be really in all

476
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,800
Speaker 4: the like fancy brunch places, like you could be like

477
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 4: with Irish butter. And then all my friends are laughing

478
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,639
Speaker 4: at Well, I didn't say to like that people, but

479
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 4: I remember, particularly my friend Daniel, laughing at me. And

480
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,600
Speaker 4: now it is in all those places. Listen, I'm not

481
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,320
Speaker 4: gonna lie carry goals. I was at my mom's house

482
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:28,840
Speaker 4: this weekend.

483
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 3: She was bragging about this fancy butter that she had

484
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,359
Speaker 3: that she played eight dollars for.

485
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:37,160
Speaker 2: It was Irish butter. Okay, so what's the difference. Honestly,

486
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,879
Speaker 2: it just tasted like butter. Is it's sweet?

487
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 4: Is I know it's salted. We never have in salted butter. Yeah,

488
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,440
Speaker 4: it's salted, And like I think it's because.

489
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,199
Speaker 2: Is hard for you. Definitely, look at the color of

490
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 2: my face. It's white. For women, it's white.

491
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 4: Fan and sitting here like white and purple.

492
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 1: I can see the veins purple.

493
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 2: Feel fine.

494
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:05,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like just salty. And I think it's because

495
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 4: the cows. I can't believe I'm talking about this, but

496
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 4: I think it's because like the cows go outside and

497
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 4: eat like grass all year around. It's not like they're

498
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,040
Speaker 4: just fed grain.

499
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,640
Speaker 2: I think you. Okay, so you shading our cow.

500
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 1: You're saying you are living much better.

501
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just so happy and productive. But does that

502
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 2: mean the burgers are better? I think so?

503
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 4: Yeah. Irish beef is another big yeah.

504
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 2: Wait, we had a flat Ireland.

505
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 1: Wait do you think that we would thrive in Ireland's

506
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 1: It sounds.

507
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,159
Speaker 2: Like a hard No. You could be gay as you.

508
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean you, I think you, I mean

509
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,440
Speaker 4: both of you are like like career wise, I think

510
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 4: it's kind.

511
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 1: Of about people want to pay for you mean, socially.

512
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 2: We will socially.

513
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd have a ball. Yeah, you'd have a really

514
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 4: good time, I think definitely.

515
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of us is sober and the other one

516
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 3: doesn't drink beer. Now would we have a good time?

517
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 3: She's having real I just want to know because if

518
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 3: they're gonna be like I'm gonna be and I'm like, what.

519
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 2: Serious question? How do you feel about lucky charms? I

520
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 2: feel attacked. I feel.

521
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 4: I feel like they're you know, I actually love eating them,

522
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 4: but we don't have them in Ireland, like they're not.

523
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 1: Like that's yeah, they're not. It's kind of like Chinese

524
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 1: food in America is not real Chinese food in China,

525
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 1: Like they don't have any of those dishes.

526
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't have generals. I mean it's different. It's

527
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 2: general something. You don't have general toasts, generals. How do

528
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 2: you say, how do you say? How do you spell

529
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 2: teas so so? She says so too.

530
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you say, that's indicative of your crappy education.

531
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 1: You go to China and like, how come the chicken

532
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: ate orange? I want the orange chicken ya? They're like

533
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 1: you eating Garfield. Garfield is ourte orange Fideon.

534
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 4: They might have like American restaurants in China where they

535
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 4: actually said like that's why, you know, like you.

536
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 3: Know, like McDonald's in different countries is different everywhere. Like

537
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 3: when I went to Paris they had like pale chocola

538
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 3: and mid croissants and I.

539
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: Was like what. And when I went to Spain they

540
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: had real chicken wings, Like before McDonald's had the chicken

541
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: wings that are like for the black people.

542
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: They had real chicken wings Spain. In Spain.

543
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, in Madrid it was dope. There was there was

544
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: so many flavors. They had curry, they had curry sauce

545
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,400
Speaker 1: in Spain. In Spain, I said, Wow, this is where

546
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Speaker 1: I'm going to do. You y'all have McDonald's in Ireland. Yeah,

547
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 1: what what's on the menu?

548
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 4: I just remember like potato in Dublin.

549
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 3: Potato bread, potato bread, make potatoes, potatoes.

550
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 2: They just because the potato happened through to beef like

551
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,360
Speaker 2: hash brown. Hash brown has brown, has breath.

552
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 1: That's what they've gotten.

553
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 3: But they have those are probably better. Yeah, I'm sure

554
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 3: I would actually love that.

555
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

556
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 4: And the only difference I noticed was in Dublin, like

557
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 4: during the boom, you know, Ireland had this big economic boom.

558
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 2: You know, we don't know, and the boom well.

559
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 4: Because then there was a bust, right like so then

560
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 4: there was a big recession in Ireland. So but just

561
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 4: before that, I was living in Dublin and I remember

562
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 4: they introduced like McCafe for the first time in Ireland

563
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 4: because like we were all getting like notions like we

564
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 4: were like we don't need burgers, like we need cappuccinos,

565
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 4: you know. And I just remember being like, this is

566
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 4: strange that like McDonald's thinks that the Irish people are

567
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 4: the ones who are gonna go so like fancy and McCafe.

568
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's liquid diabetes. First of all. Literally, you know

569
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 2: they put mad but then.

570
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 3: They write McCafe in script, so you're like, oh, I'm

571
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 3: better than everybody. Yeah, how are you drinking to mcflurry?

572
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 3: I got a mc cafe. But yeah, that's what McDonald's

573
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,440
Speaker 3: is now, Like they in New York, they pulled most

574
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 3: of the people who work out, and now it's like

575
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 3: you order on a computer screen and the food just comes.

576
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 3: Have you seen this, Yeah, I've seen it, but it's

577
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 3: still the food better. I mean I don't eat fast food.

578
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 3: I just go in there to pee real quick. I'm like,

579
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, what's the bathroom code?

580
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 4: I go there for the fries and the caramel Sunday.

581
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 4: And also it seems like to break up fights because

582
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 4: the last two times I went in and I'm not I'm.

583
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 2: Not gonna let you do that. I'm not you're breaking

584
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 2: up fights. It was probably two buns. I don't know.

585
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 2: It was probably two pregnant homeless people. No, it was.

586
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 4: I mean, granted it was definitely like not like tough

587
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 4: guys or anything, but it was like a granddad and

588
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 4: his little grandson were having a terrible like he was

589
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 4: basically being really mean to the grandson and like screaming.

590
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 2: You stepped in while he was disciplining his I didn't

591
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 2: step in.

592
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 4: What I did is I just went over and started

593
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 4: talking to the little boy as if like we were

594
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 4: like buddies.

595
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 1: You were trying to get foot I was, you're trying

596
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: to get push in the face over a midheat. You're

597
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: trying to get your your face busted wide open.

598
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 4: It was so tense. It was so tense, but like

599
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 4: he was hitting the child.

600
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: How old was the little boy. He was young.

601
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 4: He was like five or six, i'd say, and he

602
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 4: was like weeping and cowering.

603
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wasn't eating fast enough. You must have spilled

604
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 2: the mccap faces.

605
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 3: He threw away the fries in the bag.

606
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 4: I mean he had a gun, but I don't know. No,

607
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 4: he was like he wasn't eating fast enough, and so

608
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 4: the old guy was like screaming at him and hitting

609
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 4: him being like eat it, like I got it.

610
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 2: And it was just gross.

611
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 3: I got it for you as a treat and like

612
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 3: yelling at you because you're eating your treat.

613
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 2: A lot of times they're fussy, they're angry, they're upset.

614
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: They want to be outside, but not really. People are

615
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: pushing them. They never want to give him a seat.

616
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 2: They're going through a lot.

617
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 3: They want to wear sandals, but their feeter cold, so

618
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 3: they don't want the socks.

619
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: They got to get on the crosstown bus just to

620
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: go three blocks.

621
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 3: It's annoying. But that's not all old people. Some old

622
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 3: people are the opposite. Like they start out real mean

623
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,360
Speaker 3: and then when they get old, they're like.

624
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 4: Softer, Yeah because a strength, Yeah they know about like

625
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 4: vulnerability and I or something.

626
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

627
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 4: I was a strange one because I was like I

628
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 4: don't know this these you know, family, I don't know

629
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 4: the dynamics.

630
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 2: But I was just like.

631
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 4: I can't just like watch the little fella getting to

632
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 4: do they.

633
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: Do that in Ireland? Do they break up fights there?

634
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 1: Because I feel like the y'all fight probably all the time.

635
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: It's a fight.

636
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 3: Somebody spills your stout and you put somebody.

637
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 2: In the face, y'all. A little violent, little violent.

638
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm trying to think if I I mean,

639
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 4: of course I've seen I don't think I've ever stepped

640
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 4: in though.

641
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 2: Have you ever been in a fight.

642
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 4: No, yeah, I mean one time I punched a guy.

643
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,959
Speaker 2: That sounds like a fight.

644
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 4: Because he pinched my sisters, But but it's not a

645
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 4: fight because if you punched.

646
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: Knock him out? Did you knock him out? I'm like

647
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 2: triple garl. He pinched your sisters, but real rude in

648
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 2: the plant. It was gross. Yeah, did he say thing

649
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 2: when he pinched her butt? No, that was the worst thing.

650
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 2: He did it.

651
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 4: And then he sidled away and she was just like, oh, like.

652
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 2: I know, a drink or nothing, just pinching ass, just

653
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 2: pinching and walking pinsion ash. Yeah it was gross, but

654
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 2: I standing up for your sister, Oh of course.

655
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wait, so you pushed it in my piece of

656
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 3: mate and then you pinched her other side of her

657
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 3: bike when you punched him.

658
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 2: Did he fall? No? He did not. It was like pathetic.

659
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 4: It was I really imagined myself much stronger like in

660
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 4: that moment.

661
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: It's crazy because I've never this is my first time

662
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: meeting you. But yeah, I see you in pictures. I'm like, oh,

663
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: she could definitely win in an arm fight. Yeah, you

664
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Speaker 1: look you look like you could fuck somebody up.

665
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope.

666
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 4: So, I mean, I hope if it came to it

667
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 4: that I could. But like I wasn't able to like

668
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 4: the way I imagine punching his stomach. I thought he

669
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 4: would have like doubled over.

670
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 2: Oh you pushed him in the stomach. In my mind,

671
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: I was seeing you punch him in the face, right, No,

672
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: I should have.

673
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, this crazy lady told me in the park and

674
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 4: like she didn't come you say again with this crazy

675
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 4: lady the other part in the park.

676
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 3: The park go ahead parts, so don't say that. We

677
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 3: don't want to hear the way we say. And wow,

678
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 3: you're an American actually really good.

679
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 4: She was saying, like she was totally like seemingly fine.

680
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 4: Like she was like, it looked like fancy woman. She

681
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 4: has like a poodle.

682
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 2: And then why she looked fancy? She had a poodle.

683
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 2: That's all you need? Was the poodle shaved like or

684
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 2: was it like a regular poodle? Right?

685
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 4: It has a like a little tough Yeah, it's it's

686
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 4: a designed like it had like a hair.

687
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: It was a Gucci poodle.

688
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 3: Well, because sometimes you see a dog on your bind

689
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 3: dogs and they say a poodle. You're like, but why

690
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 3: hair looks regular? Like they won't style it, you know

691
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 3: what I mean?

692
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know this one was like it was a

693
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 4: little bit out grown, but you could see it had

694
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 4: a shave.

695
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 3: Can't you technically cut any dog's hair to look like

696
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 3: a poodle if you think about it.

697
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: Yes you can. And they might not have the same

698
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: kind of hair. Check texture, right.

699
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 2: It won't be it won't be as kinky, it won't

700
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 2: be as cool.

701
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: You could moose it up and you could dress made

702
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: dress fruit cheese it.

703
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 2: So this lady had a stylish poodle. Oh yeah.

704
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 4: So you know, we were just chatting because our dogs

705
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 4: are playing or whatever, and somehow it came up like

706
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 4: how do you break up a dog fight if one

707
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 4: starts in the park, which they do sometimes, And she

708
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 4: was like, you know what you have to do, get

709
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 4: the get the aggressor and get us to from pause

710
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 4: and pull them apart and you'll kill the dog that way.

711
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh no, I meant, you know,

712
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 4: like just to stop. She said, rip the dog in hair.

713
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 2: She said, like, if.

714
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,719
Speaker 4: You can picture it, you get their front and I

715
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 4: was just pull them.

716
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 2: You kill the dogs? They just killing.

717
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say, this is in

718
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 3: Prospect Park, they don't care about dog. I thought you

719
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 3: were going to say that. She said, put your finger

720
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 3: in the dogs. But because I thought that's how you

721
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 3: broke up a was it.

722
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 4: I haven't heard that one before.

723
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 2: But where did you hear that?

724
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 3: It was not a different place than the lady heard

725
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 3: to pull the legs apart and kill it instantly, ripped

726
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 3: the dog's ripcage.

727
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 2: Man, I don't even like dogs, but I wouldn't do that.

728
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: How you break up a fight? Because how you kill somebody?

729
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: How you break up a human fight as well?

730
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: Tags and full apart.

731
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 3: And then tie one leg to a car and then

732
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 3: tie one to another car and then drive like that's basically.

733
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 2: What the break up a bike them? Oh my god, yeah,

734
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 2: write down.

735
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: Make sure that's on the list we put in our

736
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: description notes.

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00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 3: People listening to the unofficial expert, please take note jot

738
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 3: that down.

739
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 2: But I don't.

740
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 4: I just I couldn't believe it because she was so

741
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 4: she seems so harm but she was absolutely convinced this

742
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 4: is like the way to do it, and like that

743
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 4: she was.

744
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 2: In Parish and it's like I just.

745
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 4: Do so many like things around with that. And also

746
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,239
Speaker 4: it's like just because the dog is like it's not

747
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 4: like it would never esplate full fight where he'd actually

748
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 4: like you know, they do like you know it is.

749
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 4: It can be bad, they can bite each other whatever,

750
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 4: but like to leave like a string of like murdered

751
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 4: dog find you just to say like.

752
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 2: And they're like, my dog is undefeated.

753
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: I mean, the only person who would care about these

754
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: dogs is DMX.

755
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 2: That's the only one. So nobody else.

756
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like DMX has like sixteen kids by

757
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 3: twelve women.

758
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 2: I want to say that.

759
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 3: I heard that on Wendy will kids by twelve dogs.

760
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 3: I mean he's sixteen kids, but he probably has more dogs.

761
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 2: Speaking of dogs, who was dating for you? Thank you?

762
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 3: I was thinking the same thing. But that Segwe was

763
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 3: smooth as she Okay, that was a professional trip.

764
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 4: Actually, there is genuinely a link because I got my

765
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 4: I got a dog six months ago.

766
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 2: And then you get a Mayle.

767
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 4: That's no, that's been it for me, Like I definitely

768
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 4: I'm not like I know she's not my husband. But

769
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 4: I'm also like, I haven't like dated.

770
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 2: Wait, no, I was dating in Ireland.

771
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 4: No, sorry, I got her in October.

772
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: Maybe I was going to say, you act a real

773
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: white woman right now, like I don't need a man.

774
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 2: I don't know.

775
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 4: I'm not saying I don't need man, but I'm saying

776
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 4: like something. I got her in October, and since then,

777
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 4: I've just been very focused on, like getting used to

778
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 4: having a dog.

779
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 3: And just like Ober, dude is twenty eighteen, you had

780
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 3: I get used to having a dog.

781
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 4: I will also spend a month in Ireland in that time,

782
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 4: where I live on an island where everyone is related

783
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 4: to me.

784
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 3: So, oh yeah owned island in Ireland. Wow, I don't know.

785
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 3: We were in the prison. I guess we're going to

786
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 3: be going to your island this summer. Yeah yeah, oh

787
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 3: my god, your whole island.

788
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: Please.

789
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 2: Yeah you should. You would have.

790
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 4: You would get a shock because it's a yeah.

791
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: What the tickets looking like?

792
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 4: How much we'll wear it cost one hundred and thirty

793
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 4: nine dollars it?

794
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 2: Yeah to fly there from here.

795
00:34:56,080 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 4: Norwegian air You go to Stuart Airport in Norwegian Yeah.

796
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 2: But no, Regionaire don't we having guds next, So no, really.

797
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 4: Oh no, they have nothing. They're like they don't even

798
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 4: have TV.

799
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 2: Your region sounds fancy to me, Yeah, but it's not.

800
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 3: It sounds like the flight attendants are like blonde and

801
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 3: have blue eyes.

802
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna be looking at just to back of somebody's

803
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 1: head for the whole entire flight.

804
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 2: They don't even have headrest.

805
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 3: Wow, and thirty nine dollars flying LA is one hundred

806
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 3: and eighteen dollars. Yeah, I can fly across the ocean

807
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 3: for CAM for just twenty dollars more.

808
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 4: I mean that's the funny thing as well, it's the

809
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 4: same length of time, like because I just went to

810
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 4: San Francisco for shows and it took me longer to

811
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 4: get there than to go home to Ireland.

812
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 2: So yeah, so you were, And I would say.

813
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 4: Like dating and Ireland generally, it's so wildly different, likeay,

814
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 4: let's get to it, let's get it a while, get okay,

815
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 4: But like I'm saying, it's like you don't know what's happening.

816
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 4: Everyone knows each other, and.

817
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 2: So you don't know who's your family member. And I

818
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 2: mean cousin.

819
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 4: There's definitely married cousin in my hometown and stuff, and like,

820
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 4: you know, there's definitely that element of like a lot

821
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 4: of people who went to school together just stand up

822
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 4: together and like you know, like two of my sisters

823
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 4: are married to people who are from the same islands

824
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 4: as us.

825
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: You know, like that happens in small sizes, so small. Yeah,

826
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 2: well they're so cute.

827
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: That's like the that's like the comedy community.

828
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 2: When people like get together, it's like banging a comedian.

829
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 4: It's not like buying a comedian because.

830
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 2: You will not What you're not gonna do is disrespect me. Like, Okay,

831
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 2: these are good guys.

832
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 3: You read that male comics May thinks are all trash

833
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 3: and they're funny.

834
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 2: She said, it's so funny.

835
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: She said that Irelyn homophobic guys are great, are better

836
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: than the people here who are comedians so.

837
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 4: And so, and also like just here in New York,

838
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 4: I love how open it is, like how people ask

839
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 4: each other out and it's very clear what's happening. It's

840
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 4: like we're going to go for a drink and this

841
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 4: is the day and see if we like each other.

842
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 4: It's very opaque in Ireland, like it's very like is

843
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 4: this happened? Like are we friends. Is this a work conversation?

844
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 2: But you never know a lot of so I don't know.

845
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 2: It's a lot of drunkenness.

846
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 4: You even like maybe you sleep together a few times

847
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 4: and you're like, you don't know happening.

848
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:17,720
Speaker 2: No, honestly, I've.

849
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: Been there before, like being honest, like you're like, dude,

850
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,879
Speaker 1: we didn't know this about ten times. What I don't

851
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: even know your last name? But that's hilarious.

852
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's like serious day that way in Ireland

853
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 4: and it's very day.

854
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: It was just we fucking I don't know your last name.

855
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,720
Speaker 2: That's it. You know that last name is probably Higgins.

856
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, like afraid to ask your second cousin.

857
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 3: So, so how do people in Ireland talk? Like how

858
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 3: do people men in Ireland ask women out? Or do

859
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 3: they not do that?

860
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 2: They don't? Would you like.

861
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: You like some er?

862
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 2: Can I value you a pipe?

863
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 4: Like seriously? That's because that would be that would be

864
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 4: so brave. That's a proposal. Yeah, I am so part

865
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 4: Like I think, first of all, I haven't lived there

866
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 4: in like five years, So I think internet dating has

867
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 4: really helped to like clarify things for people, and but

868
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 4: I think it's just very cloudy still yeah.

869
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 5: Are yeah, I mean gentlemen, though, like do they would

870
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 5: they would they pay for you to go to England

871
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 5: for your abortion you needed to you have to.

872
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 3: Do because that's where Okay, Yeah, yeah, sounds like I know,

873
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 3: sounds like they might get you a bus.

874
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, they might give you a ride to the bus. Gentlemen.

875
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 4: I feel like that's the other thing that I really

876
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 4: like about being here in at least in New York.

877
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 4: I don't know a whole lot about the rest of America,

878
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 4: I have to say, but like, I think like men

879
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 4: talk about their feelings more here and it's still kind of.

880
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 2: So tired.

881
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, how could I don't understand men who always

882
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: complain it. I'm like you in a memory, foam sneaker,

883
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: you live, you got on a doctor insert But how you.

884
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 2: Your feet don't even hurt? How you have anything to say?

885
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 2: I can't. I don't know.

886
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 1: Men.

887
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 3: Men, I find, in my experience, are more emotional than women.

888
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 2: The men that they are attracted to me.

889
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on, hold on, take a moment. She has

890
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,959
Speaker 1: no emotions. So this is why they make they feel

891
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: like they have to open thank you because they have

892
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: to check her polls and be like, are you alive.

893
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,760
Speaker 2: Any feelings?

894
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 4: Are they trying to like get you to feel something

895
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 4: for them by like explaining Isaac, Like they're trying to think,

896
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 4: like I feel vulnerable, so they want you to.

897
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 2: She don't even know what vulnerable means.

898
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 3: That. I have to look up the word compassion recently

899
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 3: because I was like what that work means? And I

900
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 3: was like, oh, when you care about others And I

901
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 3: was like, okay, I guess it's just stop killing those dogs.

902
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 3: I guess I don't have compassion for dog. It was you,

903
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 3: that's me. And then I killed the poodle when you left.

904
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: She's a killer.

905
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 3: I just want a dog that has hair like me.

906
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 3: So I don't even remember what the question was.

907
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean I guess we were talking about

908
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 4: like how men can say are too emotional.

909
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 1: There's two called Thomas here. I'm like, dude, everybody in

910
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: a white turtleneck crying in.

911
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 2: The ring like an R and B video. Yes, it

912
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 2: is crying in the rain shirt.

913
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:20,919
Speaker 1: You like emotional men?

914
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad.

915
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 4: I think overall it will work better, Like if they're

916
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 4: able to EXPERI able to express themselves. We have so

917
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 4: many problems because they haven't been able to.

918
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, too much. It's too much for me.

919
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 3: Is going through a lot, so honestly, as mean as

920
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 3: I and I don't even think that I'm that mean,

921
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 3: but like as honest as I amost this podcast. People

922
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 3: will listen to this and then they meet me in

923
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 3: real life and they're like proclaiming their love for me,

924
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 3: and it's like, dude, like, no, you know how much

925
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 3: this is going to turn into a bit like I'm

926
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,760
Speaker 3: gonna got on stage and I'm talking about how you cried?

927
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, is the person that you don't You don't go

928
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: up to her and try to talk to her because

929
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 1: she's like what.

930
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 2: You don't talk to me looking like.

931
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 3: That, like that with those shoes, with that hairline, with

932
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 3: that height.

933
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 2: But people like talking to me for some reason.

934
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, But I mean you going on stage and talking

935
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 4: about it, that's not bad, Like that's fine, that's just

936
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 4: the way you process.

937
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 2: That's rude. You know what I'm saying.

938
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 3: Men knowing that I might talk about them, yeah, still

939
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 3: be very like emotional and vulnerable with me, And I'm like,

940
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 3: it's it's a turnoff for me. It's a giant turnoff.

941
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 3: It's like dries everything up my eyes dry up.

942
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: That's how they just sham. Wow, the whole moisture that's

943
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 1: going on.

944
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 3: That's why I keep losing my voice because everybody's trying

945
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 3: to give me their feelings and it's drying my body.

946
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, and somebody sit, they love me.

947
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: So what are you looking for? Like? Just a kind

948
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 2: of a silent like kind of Honestly, I'm.

949
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: You want a sex doll who has a bank account,

950
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 1: take her out and buy.

951
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 3: Food, make sure she's okay, Thank you so much. A

952
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 3: sex doll that works at j Chase. So if you

953
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 3: guys want to go to our GoFundMe is send you

954
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 3: some money for a sex doll.

955
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 2: Only two thousand dollars away on Patreon.

956
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 3: Pay for something so that I can buy a sex doll.

957
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 2: Wait, no, I'm not looking for anything.

958
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: Wait so wait, what kind of guy do you like?

959
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 2: Yes? Tell us what you're typing? Oh I like funny guy?

960
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: No?

961
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 2: No, no, you funny?

962
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: You don't to be funny.

963
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 4: I kind of do, though, because I hate when they

964
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 4: miss this joke.

965
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just need to have a sense of humor.

966
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 4: Though, Yeah, they need to have it. Actually, that's yeah, I'm.

967
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: Trying to help you out both because whenever you want

968
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: a funny dude, he wants to be funnier than you

969
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: or I have to pay move that he's you don't

970
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: want to go back.

971
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 4: I do like laughing at like funny, you know, like

972
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 4: all my friends are funny. Like I want to laugh

973
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 4: at him too.

974
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 2: I don't want to him.

975
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 3: But the type of funny guy that I like is

976
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 3: a tip that I laugh at because he's trying to

977
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 3: be funny, but because he's so weird.

978
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's oblivious, yah know how foolish she is.

979
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 3: That's he'll say something amongst all my friends and like

980
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 3: the joke will not hit you. We'll all just like

981
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 3: be silent for a second and then we'll laugh in

982
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 3: the last three weeks.

983
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 4: That's I like when they're working hard to be funny

984
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,240
Speaker 4: and impress me, though.

985
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 2: I don't like that shit that's turned off for me.

986
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 2: Also like that shit. Know we do this for eleven

987
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 2: we get paid. I got twenty five dollars.

988
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 3: Joke. When they're trying to make me laugh and they

989
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 3: come see a show and they're like, you know that

990
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 3: joke that you do, I feel like the way to

991
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 3: make it like they try to help you punch more stuff.

992
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 2: They pull out the notebook.

993
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: Like maybe like that, No, no, you misunderstand.

994
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, so how long have you been doing comedy?

995
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: For?

996
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 2: Ten? Eleven years? Eleven years? Since I was eleven, she

997
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 2: was eleven. I did the math real quick. I was like,

998
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 2: we're the same age exactly, born in nineteen y nine

999
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 2: as well.

1000
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 4: Yes, I've been doing comedy a long time. Now I

1001
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 4: do more writing, and that's like, you know, I think

1002
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 4: my favorite way to like try and express myself and

1003
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 4: get those thoughts out. I loved comedy always because it

1004
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 4: was like like you know, you think something and then

1005
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 4: you work it out on stage and like you get

1006
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 4: it out of your system that way. But I think

1007
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 4: now it's writing writing.

1008
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 2: Does that's what accords is that?

1009
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:22,439
Speaker 3: Maybe?

1010
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 4: Well it's yeah, I mean it's definitely not in stand

1011
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 4: up right, And it's crazy honestly here, Like I can't

1012
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe when I first got here. I was

1013
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 4: just like my friends who are on TV and everything,

1014
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 4: nobody gets paid for a stand up and like I

1015
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,879
Speaker 4: had come from London where you get like you get

1016
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 4: like sixty pounds, one hundred pounds and they're like this

1017
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 4: is it?

1018
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 2: You know, but it's like.

1019
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 4: That's right, sixty pounds what it's like a hundred dollars

1020
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 4: for a spot? No, no, for like a stand up spot.

1021
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 2: Cerday.

1022
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 3: We got to go to the UK so we could

1023
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 3: make sixty dollars a show.

1024
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 2: Do we have a d dollars listeners out there? We must?

1025
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 2: We have to.

1026
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 3: Somebody from Melarue hit us up and I thought Bellarius

1027
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 3: was in the Caribbean. I'm not gonna lie as well.

1028
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 3: And then I look it up and I was like, okay,

1029
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,439
Speaker 3: no it's not. No, it like almost touches Germany. Yeah,

1030
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 3: over y Russia is crazy.

1031
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 2: Damn.

1032
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 4: I want to go to UK so like, you know,

1033
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 4: you can make it kind of like it's fine. You

1034
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 4: go out and you do like five shows and it's

1035
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 4: like enough. Yeah, but here I got here and I

1036
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 4: was like, going twenty five giving you a drink.

1037
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be wrong.

1038
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: It's so many people doing comedy and like the ones

1039
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: that aren't that good, we'll be like, oh.

1040
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, do it for pizza and you're like what you

1041
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 2: do slices? Yeah, I'm one of those people that's like

1042
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 2: what two boots? Yeah.

1043
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 3: I've been skipping a lot of shows because i've been

1044
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 3: busy and I had a show at two Boots Pizza

1045
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 3: in Williamsburg, and I ran, okay, ran to the pizza

1046
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 3: place to do my spot so that I can get

1047
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 3: a slice of pizza and leave.

1048
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: That was the only reason why I did the show,

1049
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: the only reason why I was like, and then I

1050
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: took my slice and I finished it.

1051
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 2: I was like, you, I feel like my pizza dropped

1052
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,760
Speaker 2: on the floor, Like it's the floor of your stomach,

1053
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 2: the floor of your stomach.

1054
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 4: You should you know how myself and a Parnat and

1055
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 4: Joe are doing the Monday nights now and yeah boy, yeah,

1056
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 4: well we get pizza every Monday and usually because comics

1057
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 4: can come in whenever you want and just eat pizza

1058
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 4: and get beer.

1059
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 2: Okay, well next Monday works for me. Yeah, I'll slip through.

1060
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 2: What time is the show? H's that age?

1061
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 4: But the pizza arrives at a red cord.

1062
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 3: We'll be there quarter. It will be a quarter to

1063
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 3: eight when the doors are opening wiping across the bar.

1064
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 3: Well camp there the night before we'll.

1065
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 2: Have a chance. We'll have our sleeping bags and everything.

1066
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we slept on the street a pizza the

1067
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 3: breakfast pizza and the lunch pizza.

1068
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 4: But you know, I do find here like it's interesting.

1069
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 4: It seems like you're really really everyone is really like

1070
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 4: scrambling and then you either like make it big or

1071
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 4: you do not make it And that's a very American quality.

1072
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 2: And scramble with comedy.

1073
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, says scrambling. We're scrambling near the top of

1074
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,760
Speaker 3: the bottom. Okay, we might still be at the bottom,

1075
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 3: but we're at the top of the bottom.

1076
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 4: But what I'm saying is like, there's not really a

1077
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,919
Speaker 4: middle ground here, and I think that's like all over

1078
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 4: the place and every part of American life. It's like

1079
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,240
Speaker 4: you're either like you know, super either.

1080
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 2: Poor.

1081
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, Well, I just see so many people who

1082
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,439
Speaker 1: are I'm like, oh shit, I want to be where

1083
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: they at. And then they're miserable and they're tweeting that

1084
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: they hate life, and I'm.

1085
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck what? You just got to be

1086
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 2: a happy.

1087
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,839
Speaker 1: Person, because it doesn't matter where you are, whatever level

1088
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 1: you're at, you just got to be good inside.

1089
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 3: And I don't want to be good inside. I want

1090
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,280
Speaker 3: to look good outside and still be terrible.

1091
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 2: On the inside.

1092
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I agree, that's like the sweet place to

1093
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 4: get to where you're you're not like because like everyone

1094
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 4: knows material things don't actually work, like they give you

1095
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 4: a momentary.

1096
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 2: But I think being you that never had materials exactly.

1097
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 2: People who say that to you, they've never had stuff,

1098
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,240
Speaker 2: they've never.

1099
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 3: Had a disposable income, they've never had a forty thousand

1100
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 3: dollars watch.

1101
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 2: They don't know what they talk about. You saw my

1102
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 2: watch thousand dollars roles. This whole thing maybe is doing

1103
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 2: real well yeah, yeah, they've never been on a yeat

1104
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 2: or no burying.

1105
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 4: But you know, but like no, of course all that stuff,

1106
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 4: Like I'm not saying like poor people are happy, but

1107
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 4: like it doesn't it doesn't work like ultimately, like and

1108
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 4: I think the business wearing is so there's always one

1109
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 4: more thing to get, like you know, like I probably

1110
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 4: would have been a few years ago. I probably would

1111
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 4: have been like, oh, if I have a podcast or

1112
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 4: like if I have a book, or if I have

1113
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 4: and then you get them and then I'm just looking

1114
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 4: for another thing, Like I'm looking up for another thing,

1115
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,399
Speaker 4: which you have a book. I just wrote a book, Yeah,

1116
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 4: what's doing. Don't worry, it's not coming out until August.

1117
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 2: So okay, what is it? Called what's it's called in America.

1118
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 4: It's a book of essays and it's like all about

1119
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 4: you know, it's like, I guess memoristic.

1120
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 2: It's about me and my life and my experience.

1121
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:03,320
Speaker 1: About Yeah, I know. It's Alla Bell and you're very interesting.

1122
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: You got so much stuff going to Zimbabwe?

1123
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 4: Girl, I didn't talk about Zimbabwe.

1124
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,839
Speaker 2: Can we go back? Why were you in Zimbabwe?

1125
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 4: So my dad is in construction and he got a job.

1126
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 4: It was during the bless you.

1127
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 2: It's a little lady.

1128
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 3: We're not going we say it again. You only get

1129
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 3: blessed one time in you get one blessing.

1130
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 4: He yeah, so he was like, got a job over

1131
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 4: there constructing a hotel. So he moved all of us,

1132
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 4: six kids, and my mom is pregnant, but.

1133
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 2: Yeah six another one all the way.

1134
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 4: Yes, So she was born over there. Yeah, my little sister,

1135
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 4: Your sister was.

1136
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:45,879
Speaker 2: Born in Zimbabwe. She was born. Yeah. Isn't that cool?

1137
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 2: Let's dope.

1138
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: So wait, you have a lot of money, you got

1139
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: a lot of kids and then Zimbabwe.

1140
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 2: Well they sound like wealthy. Yeah, she's being modest. She's

1141
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,240
Speaker 2: your dad and your dad also the prime minister.

1142
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 4: I'm not being modest. I think that we were poor

1143
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 4: growing up until I was about I think things changed

1144
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 4: when we went to Zimbabwe.

1145
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 2: Because walked in the conversionates.

1146
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 3: You walked in with your euros and you were like,

1147
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 3: what are go here leaves and they were like, no,

1148
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 3: we get the money, and you were like, yeah, yeah,

1149
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:20,439
Speaker 3: we're rich here.

1150
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 1: We got shingles here, shingles, shakeles, shekels.

1151
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 2: Zmai that's shackles.

1152
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 3: Anyway, you get thirty pieces of gold or whatever you

1153
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 3: get the Zimbabwe what is the currency.

1154
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 4: There as Zimbabwe dollars exactly.

1155
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 3: That's monopoly money. That's the game of life money. You

1156
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 3: get there and you're like, I own everything and they're like, okay,

1157
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 3: that looks like our money.

1158
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 2: It's bitcoin. Thank you.

1159
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you're not far off the truth. Like

1160
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 4: I think, going over there, we had like my dad

1161
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 4: got a good job over there, and then we came

1162
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 4: back to Ireland two years later, and I feel like

1163
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,359
Speaker 4: the whole country, like so Ireland was in a big

1164
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 4: depression in the eighties when I was growing up. So

1165
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 4: then he got this good job in Zimbabwe and then

1166
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,760
Speaker 4: when we came back, things were on the on the rights,

1167
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,320
Speaker 4: especially in the construction industry.

1168
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you guys walked in and you guys were

1169
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 2: wearing KNDy cloth.

1170
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 1: You guys had one from from Forever twenty one from.

1171
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 2: You guys.

1172
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 3: You got it in a You guys came in carrying

1173
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 3: fruit on your heads and they were like, but Hagin's

1174
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 3: the Lost Thereby And you guys were like, hello, Hello.

1175
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 4: Mom, goo, nanny, Oh my god.

1176
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's not in the book. You know, that's

1177
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:53,399
Speaker 2: not on the book. I mean I think that like.

1178
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 4: It was I was like nine and I came back

1179
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 4: when I was eleven, and I think that it was

1180
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 4: it was formative for me in that like like remember

1181
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 4: what we was talking about earlier, when you're growing up

1182
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 4: and you don't like, you don't know that what your life,

1183
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 4: you don't know about other lives.

1184
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 2: Absolute You're just like this is life, this is normal.

1185
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 4: Like everyone has like this aunty and everyone has like

1186
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 4: this church and everyone happens.

1187
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 3: You have to like reassimilate to Ireland after being gone

1188
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 3: for two years.

1189
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, definitely, And like I think eleven was kind

1190
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 4: of good time to come back. But I know my

1191
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,879
Speaker 4: older brother and sister had like terrible time because they

1192
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 4: went into Yes.

1193
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: So they didn't want to come back to Ireland or

1194
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: they was living their life.

1195
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 2: Listen, listen.

1196
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 3: They were in Zimbabwe, They're like, look at everybody's amazing bodies.

1197
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 2: They get back to Ireland, they're like this. Hell no,

1198
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 2: They're like, where asses going? How do you know about?

1199
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 2: And the food the food tastes bland? What's that? Damn?

1200
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 3: That's what happened. Your brother was dating some black chicks

1201
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 3: and your sister was trying to date some black dude.

1202
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 3: And they got back to Ireland and they were like, oh,

1203
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 3: it's not no niggas here.

1204
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,439
Speaker 2: They can't come in here. They got to be Indian.

1205
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 3: And conservative. May in America. It comes out in August.

1206
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 3: But where can people pick.

1207
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 2: Up the book?

1208
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 4: I think, well, it's Penguin or the publisher.

1209
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Penguin, that's a big deal. And actual Penguin. Oh

1210
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 2: my gosh, this is I know. I was good Bias Lunch.

1211
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 4: I was when I get my the day it comes

1212
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 4: out on the seventh of August, I'll buy you lunch.

1213
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 3: At least I'm gonna put it in out August seventh, Okay,

1214
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 3: And it's available where like a Barney is a.

1215
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:40,280
Speaker 1: Noble Watch, maybe like can you come to a butter Boy.

1216
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 3: We're gonna be like, Okay, it's gonna be the same

1217
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 3: free pizza at the show. It's the seventh Monday, because

1218
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 3: if it's a Monday, I'm not coming again.

1219
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 2: Pizza, free pizza from you. So wait, sweater god, I

1220
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 2: mean it.

1221
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 4: I can't waste The seventh is a Tuesday advance like

1222
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,720
Speaker 4: the day so excited.

1223
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought they called it an advance because you got.

1224
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 4: It before they So it comes in if you want

1225
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 4: to know, like the details, so you get you get

1226
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 4: you get quarter on signing. So I signed my book deal.

1227
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 6: Almost an author in my house, so you use all

1228
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 6: that money, that money's gone, and it was just like

1229
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 6: so far gone, and like then I was supposed to

1230
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 6: write it within a year, and then my editor went

1231
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 6: on maternity leave and I kind of felt like to.

1232
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 2: Have a baby, like I was like trying to get money.

1233
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 3: That's where the rest of your advance went. Your editor

1234
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 3: was like I need to put a baby. You thought

1235
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 3: you got a quarter, but she got had.

1236
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,760
Speaker 1: She was like there's another person and she's just like it's.

1237
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 3: Three of us in the deal, so I'm editing for two.

1238
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 4: So she like you know, went off and amateur and

1239
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 4: I just didn't do any work because I was justcrastination

1240
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 4: baby like yeah then she was. But anyway, so it

1241
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 4: took me longer than I thought. And then you when

1242
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 4: you hand in the finished manuscript, then you at like

1243
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:04,439
Speaker 4: another quarter. And so I got that in September, which

1244
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,800
Speaker 4: I like pretty much like, oh.

1245
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 2: People, I'm gonna say, you use them money, get a dog.

1246
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:11,240
Speaker 2: I did.

1247
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: If we talk about we make a book, I'm telling me, oh,

1248
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 1: wait till we get this book money.

1249
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 2: Put it on my tair. And then I get my money,

1250
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I have to split this with silly. Yeah,

1251
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:21,479
Speaker 2: I thought we.

1252
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 3: Were gonna get I thought we were eaching to get

1253
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,479
Speaker 3: a hundred thousand dollars like Marie.

1254
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 2: I didn't tell all these people we getting book money,

1255
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 2: all them.

1256
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:29,839
Speaker 1: The whole thing.

1257
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna be like Sydney.

1258
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 3: They're gonna have to just break your legs because I'm

1259
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 3: not giving up my share of the.

1260
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:40,879
Speaker 2: Break my legs and kill me, kill me dead, kill

1261
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 2: me first.

1262
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:41,479
Speaker 1: Please.

1263
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 4: It won't hurt so much when you break my legs,

1264
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 4: like so September, yeah, in August, and then you get

1265
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 4: and then I'll get my money.

1266
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 2: And then you get the other half. Yes, yeah, yeah,

1267
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 2: that's excited. I know. So you're gonna go to two

1268
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 2: hundred dollars?

1269
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 1: Are you gonna go to Lululemon and ball out?

1270
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 4: No, I'm I go to Lately, I've been looking at anthropology,

1271
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 4: you know that child.

1272
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 2: And that place is so experience. It's like a grown

1273
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 2: up urban outfit. Yes, exactly, ridiculous.

1274
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 4: I mean it's not even my style. It's just like

1275
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 4: a lifestyle that.

1276
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: I like, you're like apology you want. I mean I

1277
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 1: think you have on like a silk skirt and you have.

1278
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:20,760
Speaker 4: Like this is my only all my stuff is in storage.

1279
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm not Yeah.

1280
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 2: Why is your step in storage?

1281
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 4: Because I am like between apartments and I'm in a

1282
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 4: sublast Yeah, and I'm between apartments.

1283
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,720
Speaker 2: Okay, transition.

1284
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 1: That only went over my head.

1285
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,280
Speaker 2: I would be a terrible boyfriend.

1286
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got the sunglasses that transition.

1287
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 2: You're dumb?

1288
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 3: So yourselfe is in storage? Put you waiting on the

1289
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 3: advance in August to get a place. You're gonna buy

1290
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 3: a brown Stone?

1291
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 4: No, I mean, I'm just like, I don't know. I'm

1292
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:57,280
Speaker 4: in a sublet night, so I'm just trying.

1293
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: To figure it out. Save your fucking money you don't need. Yeah, apartment,

1294
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 1: just hop on couches, you guys.

1295
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, A huge dog. Oh it's all you gotta

1296
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 2: love the dog.

1297
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 1: Kill the dog.

1298
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 2: You want me to come over? You want me to

1299
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 2: come over and handle the dog?

1300
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:17,479
Speaker 3: The killer? Hear me to come up, Michael Vick, that dog.

1301
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 3: I will leave victory, no emotion. I'm gonna get a shirt.

1302
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 3: Are there shirts that they say Michael Vick on them?

1303
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 2: Because I feel like.

1304
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 3: Somebody's gonna throw pain on you, guys. I'm gonna make

1305
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 3: some merch. It's gonna be available on our Patreon. It's

1306
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 3: just gonna say Michael Vick. It's gonna be a black

1307
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 3: shirt but white word. No.

1308
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 2: And then I'm gonnaware of fur coat, but it's gonna

1309
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 2: be dog hair anyway. Oh my god. Yeah, you're right.

1310
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 2: The co with smell gross don't even know who she is.

1311
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: So she's going to l a thank you to the

1312
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: podcast will be on the Sydney Watch.

1313
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to l a. Actually when this comes out,

1314
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 3: I might already be there.

1315
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 2: Yeah you're moving.

1316
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm going for pilot seasons. Okay, so I'll

1317
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 3: be there for for like I'll be there till ape.

1318
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 2: Oh you're so brilliant. Yeah, yeah you are. The compliments

1319
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 2: are so good.

1320
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,440
Speaker 3: Before we go, can you tell people who are listening

1321
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 3: something about Ireland or Irish people that we might not know?

1322
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Speaker 4: Sure, I can tell you that. Oh I've already showed

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Speaker 4: off so much about the butter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done.

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Speaker 3: But you early you play. You revealed your hand too quick.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I would say, come and visit my hometown, which

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Speaker 4: is the island I was telling you. I just called Cove,

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Speaker 4: which is the last place Titanic stopped before us.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to ruin the end of that movie.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you want to do that. I

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Speaker 2: don't know if you want to do it is a

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Speaker 2: kind of sad place. So your island, and it's just

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Speaker 2: the Higgins that live on that island.

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Speaker 4: There's like Higgins and O'Donovan's another family to.

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Speaker 2: Oh husband's family. Wait did they find the ruby over there?

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00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 2: The old lady throws the heart of the ocean.

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Speaker 1: Is not so she just is like I don't want it,

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00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 1: white woman, honestly so, but you know what, she probably

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00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 1: had dementia.

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Speaker 2: She was like, it's gonna be cute.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's nobody black on that book because somebody like,

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Speaker 1: well I've doing it. Honestly, though, my mom, every time

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Speaker 1: I speak to my mom about the Titanic, she's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, there was a Haitian family.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, no, there wasn't. There was not a Haitian

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Speaker 2: She's like, there was. There was a Haitian family all

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Speaker 2: the Titanic.

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Speaker 3: And then I heard it out of work and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: you work with a bunch of Haitian people.

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Speaker 2: Haitian people want to be everywhere. Okay, so the cove

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00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 2: or just cove, just cove, Okay, that's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell people who are listening where they can

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Speaker 3: find the book, where they can see you by.

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Speaker 4: The favorite thing is Instagram in America and Instagram that's

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00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 4: my I'm obsessed with that.

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00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 2: Actually, I just I use it too much. There's a

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Speaker 2: lot of videos of your dog in the park. But

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Speaker 2: that's the thing.

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Speaker 4: If I had a boyfriend, it wouldn't be videos of him.

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Speaker 4: He wouldn't all with do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's take a step half a step back, yeah,

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01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 3: real quick, in like in sixty seconds, tell us what

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01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 3: the man of your dreams looks like who would play

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01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 3: him in a movie?

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01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 2: Just who is he?

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01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 6: Oh?

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01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 4: Do you know who I love? But I can't remember

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01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 4: his name. He's an English actor and he's in Black

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01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 4: Panther and he's like a black girl.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, maybe I didn't realize that, you know, but

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Speaker 6: that's him.

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01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 2: I saw a picture of him. David Yeah, Martin Luther King.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who came with his white wife in that movie?

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01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 2: That movie where he was like, yes she Oh you

1375
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 2: didn't see the picture. I saw him at the premiers.

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01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: Oh no, you need to see him and his wife.

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01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: They were going crazy on black Twitter. They were like,

1378
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 1: did she come with that dry ass?

1379
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I didn't see it either.

1380
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 1: I can you look it up.

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01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 4: I saw his outfit and I thought he looked handsome.

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01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 2: I mean, and he's a Brenant letter panther. But I

1383
01:00:56,480 --> 01:01:00,959
Speaker 2: didn't realize that. Oh I see what he's doing. Okay.

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01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 3: Wait, So he was the one that was in the

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01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 3: movie with Kate Winslet, right, No, no, no, the girl

1386
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:06,959
Speaker 3: from Gone Girl.

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01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 2: What is her name? That actress? Three Larson? No, No,

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01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 2: that's the girl from the Room.

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01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a movie where he takes he brings a

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01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 3: white woman to.

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01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 4: His uh oh too in his country in Africa.

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01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're all mad because she's blonde and she's

1393
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 3: like supposed to be king or chief, and he's.

1394
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 2: Like, I love my country, but I love my wife.

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01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: Everybody was like we were in the movie theaters. When

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01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 1: we were in the theaters where that trailer came on

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01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 1: and all the black people, I was like, give me

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01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 1: my I mean we were there to see hidden figures.

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01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 2: Come on boom, we all mooo. You see that David

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01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 2: all yellow? He ain't wrong for the black panther. Well,

1401
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 2: his wife faint looks like the lady in the movie.

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01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 4: Unless it's like a meaningful passion.

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01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 1: It's definitely not found something. So parlem one, listen, so

1404
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: that is your type? You like a little a little

1405
01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: bearded black man.

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01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's handsome, So mave do you not date white man?

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01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 2: Asking for the listeners? I grew up in Bloody Ireland,

1408
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 2: so yes, yes.

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01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: She really wanted your heart.

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01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 3: It's some brown thick in your heart, in your heart,

1411
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 3: in your heart, in your hearts up there?

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01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 4: Can I just say like, so she went to the

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01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 4: Black Panther primary dressed in this that's.

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01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 3: Let me see she really has a dash sosh.

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01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 2: But they're married, that's said. But they don't even really

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01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 2: like his shirt and his plants and his shoes don't

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01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 2: even really match. He is doing? She goes. She threw

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01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 2: on the curtains and put a belt on, three belts.

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01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 3: For those of you guys who were wondering what we're

1420
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 3: looking at, just go on just typing David o' yellow

1421
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 3: black panther.

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01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 2: Premiere and you'll see the outfit in real time. I like,

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01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 2: I like her shoes. I gotta say something nice her shoes. Okay,

1424
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 2: do you man? Ask you?

1425
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 3: Do you care if the man is tall, short, fat,

1426
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,439
Speaker 3: stacky fit?

1427
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 4: I don't really care, damning, ok, but I'm just like,

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01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 4: I don't care that much. I mean probably not like

1429
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 4: a tiny little guy, not a wee little man, because

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01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 4: I'm like, not tiny.

1431
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 2: How told are you five? Ah?

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01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 2: Your pictures?

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01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, she still purses on the weekend. That could tell.

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01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 2: She breaks three fifty, she breaks up dog fights. Well

1437
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 2: that was beautiful. It was so fun to you.

1438
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 1: You're great.

1439
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 2: Yeah you too. And then you have a podcast too,

1440
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 2: if you need to host a way honestly, maybe rotating

1441
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 2: for the week. I probably will thank you. Yeah, maybe

1442
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 2: we should do that.

1443
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 1: You on the list, thank you.

1444
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 2: I mean while I'll be in La, like it's my podcast.

1445
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 2: We can't hear you. Don't worry. I'm started like a

1446
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 2: shut up.

1447
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 3: The more unofficial an official or exp on the podcast.

1448
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, she's trying to call right now, de glad.

1449
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 4: You always if you always take by ten am, then

1450
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 4: you'll be in bed at seven am in La.

1451
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 2: You won't even know what we're up to.

1452
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we don't always be up and ship. Yes, Like, yeah,

1453
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 3: I'll be hiking. I'll be hiking, like calling her, you

1454
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 3: guys via satellite. Hey, you guys doing the podcast. I

1455
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,840
Speaker 3: want to talk about Kale Smoothie. I'm gonna come back

1456
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 3: and y'all gonna hate me.

1457
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:29,840
Speaker 2: You'll have a great time. Honestly, I think I'm have

1458
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 2: a fantastic time. It's gonna be popping.

1459
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of popping, as always, Uh, tell everybody that

1460
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 3: you know about this podcast, tell them that it's also.

1461
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:40,160
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01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 1: Tell all your rich people.

1463
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Speaker 2: Tell your white friends that wear does Shige's.

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01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: Yes, please tell you all your potato people that we're

1465
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 1: out here doing it, and go to Patreon be a member.

1466
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:54,120
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01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 3: Somebody subscribed for a dollar today and I was like, well,

1470
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 3: you're not gonna hear.

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01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing. I just wanted to donate.

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Speaker 3: Well that's cute, but it should have been a dollar

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Speaker 3: for me and a dollar for you, So they just

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Speaker 3: gave us fifty cents. Guys, You guys have been fantastic

1475
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 3: for listening, rate, comment, subscribe iTunes and if you're in

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01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:19,720
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1477
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:21,200
Speaker 3: and you want to talk about your feelings.

1478
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 1: Bye guys, Bye bye