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Speaker 1: Hmm, you're gonna like this one, and.

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Speaker 2: Man angry his photo was used to prove all hipsters

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let's get into bananas.

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Speaker 2: Do bold dogs, would your mad sillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you believe.

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Speaker 3: Bananas?

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Speaker 4: Bana banana.

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Speaker 1: Ba baby bananas?

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Speaker 2: Banana Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 1: I am one of your hosts, Kurt Brown Older. I'm

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Speaker 1: the other host, Scotty landis uh, Kurt. I know it's

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Speaker 1: early when I'm recording today. I got up early, so

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Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm going to start drinking right now. It's

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Speaker 1: two pm and I have a vodzod. I'm going bodsod

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Speaker 1: right now. I love it, my friend, I love it.

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Speaker 1: Please do.

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Speaker 2: I'm drinking some nice, cool crisp water, So if you

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Speaker 2: hear me getting into that, I'm gonna get fucked up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. I'm here with one of my

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Speaker 1: newest friend I could possibly have? That's right.

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Speaker 2: She hosts a bachelor podcast called Will You Accept This Rose,

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Speaker 2: which is very, very funny, and she has a new

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Speaker 2: book coming out called Little Miss Little Compton. Please welcome

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Speaker 2: to the podcast, Arden Marine.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, thank you so much for having me.

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Speaker 5: I clap for myself, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: I'm of us.

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Speaker 5: I'm drinking a grape soda.

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Speaker 3: That's I'm really refresherating myself like a lady in my garage.

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Speaker 1: Delicious, Yes you shall it. Gonna treat yourself, Stevia great.

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Speaker 3: I have a Zva grape So if there wasn't a

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Speaker 3: more silver like soda, I don't know what there is

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Speaker 3: that is. I'm really what's the twenty twenty is happening here?

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Speaker 3: I am, and it's a ZBA grape soda.

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Speaker 1: We were talking before the podcast a little bit.

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Speaker 2: You were saying that because I have some stand up

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Speaker 3: I have to say. I remember when I was on

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Speaker 3: nud Tee. Every female on the show had some quirky dad.

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Speaker 3: They either had an absentee dead, there was always like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he saw all the Twilight movies. He was like

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Speaker 3: That was my dad. Yeah, filled with tail, Yeah, because

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Speaker 3: This go with that? It was like, oh, it's like Roulette.

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Speaker 2: Just Catholic, Okay, any any misrepresentation by the three parties involved,

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Speaker 3: It has to be like a shady thing that like

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Speaker 1: Okay, you guys, Yeah, tell me about this hipster this.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is amazing and the photo is there.

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Speaker 2: We just passed nine thousand people on our Instagram page.

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Speaker 1: And I love it.

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Speaker 2: We were constantly interacting with your messages. All of these

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Speaker 2: The title of this, and I keep calling them titles,

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Speaker 2: is man Avery. His photo was used to prove all

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Speaker 2: It's so good, it's so good. This is This was

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Speaker 1: And it is that we do not have an author

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Speaker 1: I hop oh we will.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna have Katie or can you put

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Speaker 2: called hipster effect, the quote counter intuitive phenomenon in which

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Speaker 2: people who oppose mainstream culture all end up looking the same,

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Speaker 5: I just saw him too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but wasn't that what you were picturing? Weren't you

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Speaker 3: I mean, he's almost more handsome than I was picturing.

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Speaker 5: Yes, he's got it, He's exactly.

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Speaker 3: He's got the exposed beams, he's got some Edison bulbs.

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Speaker 3: So I also love that he was so excited to

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Speaker 2: They are the worst people on the planet are people

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Speaker 2: worst people ever create who like their Immediately their mind

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Speaker 2: goes to I'm gonna suite, Like it's the reason why

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Speaker 2: Every place you go to that used to be wild

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Speaker 1: Yes, ate it so much, me.

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Speaker 5: Too, I completely agree with you.

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Speaker 1: Good luck?

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Speaker 3: To get? What to get?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: What do you want?

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Speaker 5: My IKEA might like, what do you what do you like?

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Speaker 5: Where is your lawyer contacting?

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Speaker 3: What do you think you're gonna get? I'm appreciated you

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Speaker 1: Is your lawyer? It's so crazy. Also, like certain cities

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Speaker 5: Kids needs need saws here.

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Speaker 3: Much because maybe their parents are lawyers and they notice you.

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Speaker 3: They're like they know, they know, like get them before

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Speaker 3: they get you. Okay, here's my second thought. I'm also

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Speaker 5: So I watch all the fashion.

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Speaker 5: Fifteen years.

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Speaker 3: Like the edgy punk like safety pins on black leather

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Speaker 3: When you say like all the hipsters are the same,

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Speaker 5: It's the exact same thing for thirty forty years.

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Speaker 3: And it's like the edge.

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Speaker 2: Guy, it looks like he could have lived in Seattle, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yes he could be in single person. Yes he could

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Speaker 2: It was a mathematical model of why people who tried

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Speaker 2: I guess maybe was some has something against hipsters or

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Speaker 1: But he didn't like it. He wrote about he wrote.

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Speaker 2: I see something like that, my question is, well, did

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Speaker 3: Like this is?

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Speaker 1: I love this?

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Speaker 2: It's like literally it's an mi t Yeah, like review

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Speaker 2: He seems to be accusing of as accusing us of him.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's hot.

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Speaker 3: Right now, it's hot today, it's hot.

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Speaker 5: Are you having a stroke?

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Speaker 3: Do you smell toast? Do you taste pennies? Do you

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Speaker 2: So I looked at what his accusation was, and I said,

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Speaker 2: My second thought was, you know, I'm sure that we

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Speaker 1: Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, and that's it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, to me, as a scientist, I would think

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Speaker 2: When did like, does he think that there's a because

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, he's been waiting for this moment. There's all

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Speaker 1: It's so crazy talk about My definition of hipster is

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Speaker 1: like if you go to a concert and it's predominantly

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Speaker 1: Like hipsters just don't dance a concerts. That's my definition

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Speaker 2: I would almost say too that it's now an irrelevant term,

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Speaker 2: because they're now something else that you know, like doesn't

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's everywhere. It was it felt like a

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Speaker 3: Everyhow, every single city is like it was. At first,

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Speaker 3: keep Austin weird. Then it's keep Portland weird, and then

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Speaker 5: It's not that weird, not that weird.

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Speaker 3: A Mason Jar. Mason Jar is not that weird.

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Speaker 1: Give me one, not that weird. I got one. I

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Speaker 1: would say this was the number one most sent in

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Speaker 1: one this week. The headline reads, I love this one.

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Speaker 1: Man charged with AsSalt after thrown pickle hits Vermont Highway worker.

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Speaker 1: So this is from the Associated Press. We were sent

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Speaker 1: So this is great. Massachusetts man is facing an assault

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Speaker 1: charge after he allegedly threw a large pickle from a

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Speaker 1: occurred before six pm, so suns out, it's summer. This

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Speaker 1: is a daytime pickle chuck on Route seven in Powell

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Speaker 1: Nall near the cross Silence. Violence is never the answer,

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Speaker 1: answer never one. Let it begin with you, okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: and you'd think yeah. Crossing from Vermont into Massachusetts. The

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Speaker 1: determined to be a large pickle end quote insane like

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't know that instantly that hit the highway worker

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Speaker 1: and quote caused him pain. See. I think this is

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Speaker 1: back to getting sued. I think the guy is. I mean,

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Speaker 1: maybe he took it to the face and he is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe it was concussed. I doubt it. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Agency of Transportation officials provided description of the vehicle which

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Speaker 1: led officers led the officers to the suspect in Williamstown, Massachusetts.

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Speaker 5: It's a fancy part of Massachusetts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is Mada is the bougie.

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Speaker 3: Bergshears, that's the bougie part of Massachusetts.

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Speaker 1: Big.

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Speaker 5: I bet a hipster through that pickle.

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Speaker 3: I bet that's a rich kid, like a boarding school hipster,

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Speaker 3: you're going back to Williams. It must be nice. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 3: guess what you sued.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, based on his name, arden, I can

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Speaker 1: say one percent you're right. His name is Christoph Herman's Dorffer.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: He's throw the pickle, yes, sir, he's the pickle chucker.

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Speaker 5: And that's a that's a to.

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Speaker 1: Throw a pickle at someone working on the side of

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Speaker 5: That's a rich kid.

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Speaker 3: That's a rich ship.

444
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 1: Decent sense of humor, but piece of ship. I agree

445
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,919
Speaker 1: with that. So he has to go, yes, so they

446
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,160
Speaker 1: couldn't get in touch with them. But basically, this guy's

447
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 1: working along inside the road and he must was he driving.

448
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 1: I don't have those details. We're gonna have to follow

449
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 1: up and see. But basically, this guy's speeding into Massachusetts

450
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,959
Speaker 1: clearly a masshole. Vermont very peaceful state and the best day.

451
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,920
Speaker 5: Such a great state. It's so lovely.

452
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,879
Speaker 1: I do want the backstory. I do want to if

453
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,359
Speaker 1: maybe is this a beef? Is this a beef?

454
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

455
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 1: Set yeah? Was it a full deal pickle?

456
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 3: Was it sliced like I picture a full pickle? I

457
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:54,520
Speaker 3: picture an artisanal pickle? That this rich kid, this rich kid,

458
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 3: and that like his dad works for like deutsch Bank,

459
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 3: but he and his dad went to like Harvard, but

460
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 3: he he goes to like Hamilton or UVM, and he's

461
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 3: like his dad he's been edgy during the quarantine and

462
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,119
Speaker 3: so like he does you know, but he's like, okay,

463
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 3: there's not a lot of cases, like so he's gonna

464
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 3: go do some like iahwasc up in the woods near

465
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,239
Speaker 3: Burlington or whatever, and you're like sugar Bush and then

466
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 3: he's and then.

467
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 5: Like, so he's been fucked up.

468
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 3: Maybe he's still got some drugs in his system.

469
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 5: He's got to go back because he's.

470
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 3: His mom's making them go back to like deal with

471
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 3: their airbnb or whatever. And he he's think he and

472
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 3: his friends who were like driving like a hipster like

473
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:41,959
Speaker 3: old Volvo, like, oh yeah, full artisanal pickle that they

474
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 3: got from like out the window at like a like

475
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 3: a blue collar worker and the guy is like fuck you,

476
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 3: you know like that. The worker is like you little Christophe,

477
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,200
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get you in your Deutsche Bank money.

478
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I would like to imagine area, yes, in

479
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,920
Speaker 2: which it's slipped out of his head.

480
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 3: Yes, he's just dick.

481
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 5: He's gesticulating with it.

482
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just got a full pickle in the passenger side.

483
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 2: He's talking with it, he's about to eat it and

484
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 2: then squink.

485
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

486
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 2: And then the fact that it goes out the window

487
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 2: at sixty miles per hour.

488
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what her sure.

489
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 3: With the salt couldn't have felt good either, I mean

490
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 3: there's a lot of vinegar and salt. That's not if

491
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 3: you're gonna have something soaked in something, you don't want

492
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 3: vinegar and salt soaked in a pickle. And it's also masculating,

493
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 3: you know, if you're a worker on the road in Massachusetts, Yes,

494
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 3: you don't want something.

495
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 1: You got hit with a salty green dick.

496
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 5: You got hit with a salty green dick.

497
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,719
Speaker 1: But I would love to have witnessed this. As long

498
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 1: as it doesn't hit the guy in the head or

499
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 1: the head, then you're like, all right, it sounds like

500
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 1: he was not permanently injured.

501
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 3: I pictured it near the eye and more of like

502
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 3: an irrig hint. Like I picture it near the eye,

503
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,400
Speaker 3: not actually doing any damage, but being alarming and stingy.

504
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 5: And upsetting enough to like write down the license plate.

505
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 2: I would wonder how how much of sixty miles.

506
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 1: You know?

507
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 3: I would like we should do some tests, we should

508
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 3: contact those MIT research. We could do it.

509
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 5: I got nothing but time right now.

510
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: I will have.

511
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 3: I will happily walk over, put my mask on, go

512
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 3: to three sixty five. Get some giant pickle. I'll get

513
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 3: a couple in case I miss I don't have a

514
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 3: great arm.

515
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 2: Is wonderful and I miss a lot. Is the pickle

516
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 2: in a giant three foot tall barrel? Yeah, you could

517
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 2: pick up great one pickle was great. It's like the

518
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 2: size of a football and put it in a little bag. Yes,

519
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 2: remember that that sounds amazing.

520
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:47,680
Speaker 3: That sounds so good. You dehydrate yourself for the next

521
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 3: seven months. So there's so much salt. Yes, like like

522
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 3: a big like a burrito pickle that is your snack.

523
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 3: Like you're walking around like a street farer with your

524
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 3: huge pickle in a bag, just living your best life.

525
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 3: You know, maybe you can get it you. Maybe you

526
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 3: go play a game, get a goldfish in a bag

527
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 3: that you take home with you in your tame pickle.

528
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: That's it's so funny, I responded to somebody on Instagram.

529
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: I was like, I hope they got a goldfish for

530
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 1: hitting the guys. We should reward his aim.

531
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 5: That's right, that's exactly right. You need a goldfish.

532
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 3: Nothing's better than getting a goldfish in a bag. Nothing

533
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 3: was made me happier than getting I'd rather un a

534
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 3: goldfish in a bag than in an Academy award.

535
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 2: Here you go kill this animal, exactly much award.

536
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 5: Yes, here's here's a few live animals in a bag.

537
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 3: Four year old.

538
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 5: I'm sure you're a good person to hand these two.

539
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: We had one of those from the Maryland State Fair

540
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 1: that lived three years in the original bawl a gold Wow.

541
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 1: We got a ten gallon fish tank and I think

542
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: my dad put it in there with the other fish

543
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: and it died within a day. But it lived in

544
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,400
Speaker 1: that ball. Also, goldfish are famously bad and balls because

545
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,439
Speaker 1: they shit more than normal fish do, which a lot

546
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 1: of people don't know.

547
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 3: You know what, there was a lot of shit from

548
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 3: my goldfish in the ball. If I think about it,

549
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 3: I have actually I'm having a visual memory of I'm

550
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:04,679
Speaker 3: dealing with.

551
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: Goldfish shit, a godly amount of a.

552
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 5: Godly amount of goldfish shit.

553
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: For some reason, this reminded me when I sometimes you

554
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,680
Speaker 1: like witness something that is absolutely nothing, but you can't

555
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 1: stop thinking about it. Furtherst of your life. When I

556
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: was in high school, I had just gotten my license,

557
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: and there was this guy went to high school with

558
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: that he was a year older. I played lacrosse in

559
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: a couple of years, really nice guy named Billy, And

560
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 1: he had broken his arm and he had this full

561
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: cast on his arm. And I was taking an exit

562
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 1: onto the highway and his car was going straight on

563
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 1: Franklin Boulevard and reisters down Maryland, and they were doing

564
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: a ton of street construction. They were doing like putting

565
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 1: down new asphalt or whatever. So they had a line

566
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: of about one hundred maybe two hundred traffic cones. And

567
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 1: I look over to my left and Billy hangs out

568
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 1: of the passenger side window with his cast arm and

569
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: knocks down all two hundred cones at like fifty miles

570
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: an hour while somebody else drove. He was smiling. He

571
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 1: was smiling so big, like I can only imagine it's

572
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 1: like your first child's first smile recognizing you and you smile.

573
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: He was like, I've never felt this happy in my

574
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: entire life. Just I think about all the time. I

575
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 1: can't figure out a way to put it in scripts

576
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 1: or a movie or like TV. But it was the

577
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: funniest visual I've ever seen, just like giddy. He was

578
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: kind of a hippie and like hemp and tied eye

579
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: and all that shit.

580
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 5: Do just hear you talk about it.

581
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 3: It feels a little like the fun of dazed and confused,

582
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 3: you know, like the fun of like just hitting mailboxes,

583
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 3: of the bat, just the faun of just like harmlessness.

584
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 3: My family could not keep a mail like like we

585
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,919
Speaker 3: put a new mailbox out once. I mean, I grew

586
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 3: up in this tiny town, no stoplights, a general store,

587
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 3: there's no before gps. Like nobody could find their way

588
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 3: around because whenever they would put up street signs, immediately

589
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 3: they would all get stolen and then like everything you

590
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 3: could not keep a mailbox and it was sort of

591
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 3: what but I remember some dick had filled their mailbox.

592
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 3: I feel like, what's cement like this? And like broke

593
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 3: somebody's arm. I have Okay, I have a I have

594
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 3: a story from my town. Good, Okay, I have a

595
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 3: few stories. I have one small, one.

596
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: Big, all right, before we go to your store.

597
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, we're gonna take a quick break, and then

598
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 2: we're gonna come back and it's gonna be all art

599
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 2: and marine.

600
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 5: Oh it's exciting.

601
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 3: Because you.

602
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: And we're back, ladies and gentlemen.

603
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 3: Yes, and go Okay, I have two stories. So I

604
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,479
Speaker 3: grew up in this town called Little Compton, Rhode Island,

605
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 3: and it literally had never heard of the real Compton

606
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 3: until not even the album the movie, until the.

607
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 5: Movie Straight out of Compton Canal.

608
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 3: So so at the first suit, that's just a couple

609
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 3: of years ago, and so it's sort of it's like

610
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 3: it looks like Ireland. It's like cliffs to the ocean

611
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 3: and there's there's three thousand people and it's sort of

612
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 3: like a nantucket.

613
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 5: So we would we would be doubled in this.

614
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 3: Rich people would come in the summer and then they

615
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 3: would go away, and everybody's like a fisherman or a

616
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 3: lobsterman or a plumber. Anyway, that's the town. But there's

617
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 3: no stores or restaurants. It's not fancy. There's like nothing

618
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 3: to do. So here's two crimes. So we never had

619
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 3: a we have no mayor, and we had an allegedly

620
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 3: allegedly our chief of police was illiterate for many years

621
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 3: and people would keep voting them back into office because

622
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 3: there was no crime. So and he was like a

623
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 3: nice guy. So here's one, okay, So one crime was

624
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 3: all of like people's mail started going missing, aside from

625
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 3: just like once they would put their mailboxes on back up,

626
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 3: and like people's mail was not a round and they

627
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 3: were like, you know, Little Compton's finest was on it,

628
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 3: and they were like looking around, like where did this

629
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 3: mail go? And it turned out there is this woman

630
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 3: had a crow named Poe. The crow that was like

631
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 3: flying around and like could like open mailboxes.

632
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 2: And was like creeling so smart could.

633
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 5: Steal the mail and was like flying around, flying away.

634
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 3: But it's a federal crime, so to heal mail. So

635
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 3: then like they put the crow on like house arrest

636
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 3: and they had to like build this like giant cage

637
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 3: in their yard. And like Poe the crow, it was

638
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 3: like a wanted criminal in the town and was like

639
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 3: lived the rest of his life. It was like a big,

640
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 3: beautiful cage. I mean he wasn't but like he wasn't

641
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 3: allowed because he it was like a felony if he

642
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 3: continued to steal the mail.

643
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: But did they find like a pile of mail, like

644
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: was there, like was Poe putting it in one place?

645
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: That would be I'm not sure how.

646
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 3: They figured it out. I think it took a while

647
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 3: to figure out who was stealing all of the mail.

648
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 3: I'm not certain how they crad.

649
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 2: There's just one little girl who was best friends with Poe,

650
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 2: and she just kept getting tons of mail delivered to her.

651
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: She won publisher now six times.

652
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 3: Little Maggie Riling, But that'd be actually very good children's book.

653
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 3: Is like Maggie and Poe best friends.

654
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: There is a story.

655
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 2: Because crows are like, you know, like they're super smart.

656
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 2: They can communicate a human face that they've seen, like

657
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 2: if they don't like someone, yeh, they can communicate to

658
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 2: other crows what that human looks like. Without those other

659
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 2: crows seeing that human, those crows can identify that human

660
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 2: in them. Oh, and there's this other whole story about

661
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 2: a crow repeatedly bringing like just like gifts to this

662
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 2: little eight year old girl and I think upstate New

663
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Speaker 2: York for like eight years.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: And she just has like thousands of little pieces of

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Speaker 2: like colored string.

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Speaker 3: The crow loved her.

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Speaker 2: Yes, was it her?

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Speaker 3: Was it her crow or a wild cross?

670
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Speaker 1: Just a wild crow.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: I'm filled with crow facts. I won't bore you.

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Speaker 5: No, this is excited.

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Speaker 1: We'll do an all crow episode.

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Speaker 3: I'll be here. If you don't invite me for the

676
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Speaker 3: whole episode, I will be so disappointed. Okay, here's my

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Speaker 3: second story, please, Okay.

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Speaker 2: So, and this is the first time we've had a

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Speaker 2: guest bring stories.

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited.

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Speaker 3: Well, Katie told me Katie because Katie also knows that

682
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Speaker 3: I have a very particular hometown. And so there's a

683
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Speaker 3: lot of these stories are in my book. Just if

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Speaker 3: you guys want a pre order, it's all about the

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Speaker 3: pre orders, guys.

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Speaker 5: So here's the other story. This is crazy.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 3: So this town, So we had the litter allegedly, the

689
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Speaker 3: the rumor has it was allegedly he was a litter

690
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 3: chief for Polease. He was this really nice guy and

691
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 3: there was very little crime, you know. So basically in

692
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 3: the winter, a lot of the people would leave this

693
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 3: summer house like this sort of richer people. Nobody really

694
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 3: locked their houses, and maybe some kids would go in

695
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:59,959
Speaker 3: the steal of VCR or whatever from cares, yeah exactly.

696
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 3: And so then they would like catch the little the

697
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 3: robbers and they would literally tie the criminal to a chair.

698
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Speaker 3: They didn't have a police station, so there was like

699
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Speaker 3: a little a police office that was like in the

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Speaker 3: basement of like the town hall, and they would tie

701
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Speaker 3: the you know, the criminal to a chair.

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Speaker 5: And so these people moved to town.

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Speaker 3: They they opened a video store, which was so exciting

704
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Speaker 3: because we we had we had two restaurants, but they

705
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 3: both burned to the ground. We have nothing. It's like

706
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 3: a general store. There's gas station, yeah, there's then there's

707
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 3: like in the summer there's fruit stands. And so we

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Speaker 3: got a video store called Coming Attraction. And these they

709
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,479
Speaker 3: would these people they were from South America, no, they

710
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 3: were from South Africa, and they would like hang they

711
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 3: would sell like Persian rugs and like on the wall

712
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 3: at their thing, which was like kind of exciting, you know.

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Speaker 3: So there was also no harbor master in our town.

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00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 3: Uh and and so literally just nobody was in charge.

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00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 3: Turns out there was this like and it wasn't the

716
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 3: main chief of police who cracked this. There was like this,

717
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 3: uh this one of the officers did like a stakeout

718
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Speaker 3: by himself in the bushes for like months at a

719
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Speaker 3: time and cracked that. My town was like the site

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Speaker 3: of the third largest drug bust in the history of

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Speaker 3: the United States in the eighties where there was at

722
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Speaker 3: night there was all of these fishing boats that was

723
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Speaker 3: like it was like cocaine and hash was like in

724
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 3: the rolled up the rugs and it was there was

725
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 3: like one it was like three parts. It was like

726
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 3: South Africa, Europe and then Little Compton and they were

727
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 3: smuggling it all in at night because there was no

728
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 3: and then the town there was no harbor master. Nobody

729
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 3: was really paying attention.

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Speaker 1: Wait so wait, so the video store was a front.

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Speaker 3: It was a front. It was a front. And then

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00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 3: it was like so much cocaine it was like and

733
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Speaker 3: at the time there was a thing called the drug

734
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Speaker 3: Forfeiture law where the where the town got a percentage

735
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 3: of the street value of the drugs, but they can

736
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 3: only spend it on their like police departments. So then

737
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Speaker 3: this police department got the eighties, but they got like

738
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 3: nine million dollars and they seized. They got like t

739
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Speaker 3: top like the t top cars, they got like a

740
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 3: yacht they got and then they got like night vision goggles.

741
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 3: They were like fully armed. There's some three thousand and

742
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 3: there's no crime and they yeah, this is like this

743
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 3: is like I love.

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Speaker 2: It that it's like this like small microcosm of like

745
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 2: the like the militarization of small rural police departments across America.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, holy shoot.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And we had no fire departments. So they got like

749
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Speaker 3: a blue police emergency vehicle that was like a blue

750
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,959
Speaker 3: it was like a fire truck but painted blue because

751
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 3: they had to spend the money on the top.

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Speaker 1: That sounds good. I support that one. It's funny Rhode

753
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: Islands so insane, rode on and in Texas or the

754
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 1: things people always go that country's as big as Rhode

755
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: Island or that country. Five of them could fit in Texas,

756
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 1: like those are the two states we always.

757
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 3: At the same time. The mayor of Providence was a

758
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 3: convicted felon who was thrown into jail twice, and he

759
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 3: got out and was re elected mayor Buddy Cianci when

760
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 3: like one of his wife his girlfriend was cheating on

761
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 3: him and he had an off duty police officer drive

762
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Speaker 3: him over to his wife's lover's house and he beat

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00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 3: him up with I think it was he put a

764
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 3: cigar out on his dick and he beat him up

765
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 3: with a fireplace and iron, and he got thrown into jail,

766
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 3: got out and got.

767
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 5: Re elected and so anyway, it was all the mob.

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Speaker 5: That's my story. That's my small town story.

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Speaker 1: Wow, oh my god, I got a visit.

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00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:39,919
Speaker 3: He's really fun.

771
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 1: Do they have T shirts? I want to rock a

772
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: little Compton T shirt?

773
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 3: Yeah. You need to run, you need wild, you need

774
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 3: to rock a little comp Yes, I'm sure you can

775
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 3: find a little Compton T shirt for sure.

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Speaker 1: There was the same thing in the late eighties or

777
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 1: early nineties and in Glendon, Maryland, they opened this little

778
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: video store and it was like a big deal and

779
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 1: everybody signed up up and there's three dollars in rent

780
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: or whatever it was back then. And I remember having

781
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 1: this weird confidence as a little kid, and I just

782
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: walked up to the guys and owned it. And I

783
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 1: was like, what do you do with the posters when

784
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: the movies aren't, you know, new anymore? And they're like,

785
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: why do you want one? I was like yes, and

786
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: they're like, what one do you want? I go Medicine man.

787
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: The Sean Connery medium hit Medicine Man. I don't know why.

788
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: You've ever seen the movie?

789
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 3: Yeah?

790
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: And they were like, come back on this date. And

791
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: I came back and they gave me Medicine Man.

792
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen Have you seen the movie?

793
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure, but I look looked around. I was like,

794
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,439
Speaker 1: I like Iguando's and lizards, so that jungle one's gonna

795
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: work for me.

796
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 3: That's the one.

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00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: And then they were like, here, seven year old boy,

798
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: here's medicine man. My parents are probably like, just tape

799
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: it to the wall, this little freak. Have you watched it? Since?

800
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever seen it. Maybe I saw

801
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: it sometime, I mean maybe in college, but I don't

802
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: remember it. If I saw it, I remember Sean Connery

803
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 1: looking for a flower that could cure cancer. I think

804
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,720
Speaker 1: that was I remember the trailer.

805
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 5: But then I was like, if I was a rich lady.

806
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 3: If I was a rich lately and we'd been friends

807
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 3: for more than forty five minutes, I would hunt on

808
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 3: a medicine man, poster, frame it and have it like

809
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 3: sent over to your house.

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00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 2: That's such a smart idea because Scotti's pretty difficult to shop.

811
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Speaker 3: I feel like you need a medicine man.

812
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 2: It's difficult too because his place is so small, there

813
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 2: is no more room on the way.

814
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you could.

815
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Speaker 3: Maybe you could get a shadow box of like a

816
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 3: VVS case of it, just to know, Like, go for

817
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 3: your dream, Scottie. Don't pull your Scottie. Ask for you

818
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 3: what you want, Ask for what you want, Scotty. Don't

819
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,720
Speaker 3: let people put you down us for Wait you was Scotty.

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Speaker 1: Are you guys ready for another story? Give you another story?

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Speaker 1: Ah right?

822
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Speaker 1: She sent this in.

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Speaker 2: I went and checked out her Instagram page. She is

827
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Speaker 2: an artist operating out of Ventura, California, and I think

828
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Speaker 2: her stuff is awesome.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, she sent this in.

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Speaker 2: your butthole.

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Speaker 1: Yes, oh okay, I'm back. I'm back. I went through

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Speaker 1: all the scenarios to be up front.

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Speaker 2: This is from February of twenty fifteen, but I'm sure

835
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Speaker 2: you can still get this. It's called the edible Anis.

836
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Speaker 2: It's only thirty eight ninety five, and the man behind

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Speaker 2: the edible anis Magnus Irvin first started by casting his

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Speaker 2: own anus. The process, however, wasn't without setbacks.

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Speaker 1: Quote.

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Speaker 2: I poured the stuff in me bum and it all

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Speaker 2: run past me nuts into me face.

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Speaker 3: That's such a Magnus Anus move.

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Speaker 1: This.

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Speaker 2: I cannot believe that this is okay. And this is

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Speaker 2: also this is an elite daily. This is by Connor Tool.

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Speaker 2: There's an entire video that is with him casting and

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Speaker 2: alternative quote alternative models her anus casting it into brass,

848
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Speaker 2: because that's what he started off.

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Speaker 1: He started things into brass. Brass.

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Speaker 2: Stuff costs nineteen hundred dollars. This is thirty eight ninety five.

851
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Speaker 3: To have, guys, I'm great with my money. I've just

852
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Speaker 3: made my first nineteen hundred dollars.

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Speaker 5: I'm great with money.

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Speaker 2: I know exactly what I.

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Speaker 3: Do with this.

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Speaker 2: This is twenty fifteen. Yeah, a good A good year

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Speaker 2: or two before the.

858
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Speaker 1: Eating ass phenomena.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, really, yes, nobody's saying yet here it is the

860
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Speaker 2: tastiest way to eat.

861
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Speaker 3: Ass, the tastiest way to eat ass. I hope that's

862
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Speaker 3: their slogan.

863
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Speaker 1: Like I don't. I've never had anything pierced. I've never

864
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Speaker 1: had my ears piers or my navel piers. But like

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Speaker 1: I would, I would to get two brass assholes on

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Speaker 1: my ear lobes. I would rock that. That's the intimate

867
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Speaker 1: sign of devotion.

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Speaker 5: That's the ultimate sign of success.

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Speaker 3: So people know that you're a wild card. You got

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Speaker 3: cash and you've got nothing to lose, Like, don't mess

871
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Speaker 3: with that.

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Speaker 2: And if you guys want to see a video of

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Speaker 2: someone getting their butthole bronze called, you, go over to

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Speaker 2: riot TV. Uh there, it's on YouTube the business alternative.

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Speaker 2: Muddel has her in his cast and bronze. It is

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Speaker 2: not it is safe for work as safe as watching.

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Speaker 1: Someone's butthole get cast. But I love this man. I

878
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 1: love him so much.

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00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 2: And I don't know if this guy is the same

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Speaker 2: one who does the chocolates in the video, but he's

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Speaker 2: dressed in the video in surgical scrubs. Yes, he's got

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Speaker 2: like the surgical hat on. Ye, doctor's got the blue

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00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 2: doctor blue rubber gloves. Yes, and then he's doing all

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Speaker 2: of it just in his house, and behind him are

885
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 2: just like hundreds of wine bodies.

886
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: Yes, you gotta get you gotta get a little wine

887
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: drunk before you start dumping hot cocoa in the bee hole.

888
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 3: When when I when I see somebody coming to me

889
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 3: in full scrubs, I only trust them if they have

890
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 3: hundreds of empty wine bobs behind them.

891
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 1: I love it so much.

892
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: And then also door while it happens, the woman who's

893
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 2: obviously she's got a good sense of humor. She's very

894
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 2: funny about it. She starts laughing as he pours no

895
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 2: mold onto her button. Yeah, and he is his little

896
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 2: laugh he's like he he he.

897
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: It changes shape when you laugh. Oh my, oh sure.

898
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 3: I mean, what's amazing about it is part of me

899
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 3: is like he could just probably make the same butthole

900
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 3: and just be like, yeah, yeah, this is your butthole.

901
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 3: This is your butthole, Like you only have to make

902
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 3: like two well you make it like a large buttole

903
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 3: in a small butthole, like nobody would really know, Like

904
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 3: that's not my butthole.

905
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: Exactly.

906
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 3: That is like a thumb print, every butthole is different.

907
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,760
Speaker 1: That's true. We have we we have had a story

908
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: about that.

909
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 2: There's a there's a there's snow toilet that recognizes your

910
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 2: anal print.

911
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 5: Great, that's great.

912
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 3: You know what I'm so, I'm so insecure that I do.

913
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 3: I just need the validation of knowing that it's like

914
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 3: that they see me, that they know it's me.

915
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: One billion, Yeah, yours is just a perfect snowflake. We're

916
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 1: all just we're gifted. We're all gifted.

917
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 5: What do you think I'm some hipster and a hat

918
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 5: looking like everybody else?

919
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,320
Speaker 3: I don't think. Have you seen my bottle? Have you

920
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 3: seen my butt? Surprise? It can wink?

921
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, breath technic what this is a real question. I

922
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 1: don't know if it's answered in the artcle Does it

923
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: say what they're shipped in, what they're sent in? What shaped?

924
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 1: The box is great?

925
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 2: It's a little imagine almost like a glasses box that

926
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 2: you would get like prescription glass is in you take

927
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 2: the top off and there's three little chocolates, dark chocolate

928
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 2: and milk chocolate and.

929
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: A white chocolate right uh, and they are just how

930
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: much that for the chocolates. It's only thirty eight ninety.

931
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 3: Five three chocolates.

932
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: That's affordable.

933
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, affordable for a mold of your own butt?

934
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 3: Does he do the mold?

935
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 5: Does Magnus do the mold or do you do the

936
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 5: mold yourself?

937
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 2: That that information is not in the article? Critical though,

938
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 2: Like do I need to go?

939
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:32,399
Speaker 1: Yeah?

940
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 2: Are you pouring it on without getting it in me?

941
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 2: Nuts in my face?

942
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

943
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:36,919
Speaker 5: I don wanted them the nuts in my face.

944
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 3: I just wanted him a lady undercarriage, but in the

945
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 3: in the front, the back, the rear, the rear carriage,

946
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 3: the caboos. Yes, yeah, you gotta live a little just

947
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,760
Speaker 3: like you know, it's just like a tradition and everybody's

948
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 3: just like Grandma got her butthole done in chocolates. It's

949
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 3: a commemorative butthole chocolate, Like for graduation.

950
00:44:55,600 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: She left this too in her will. Thank you. I'll

951
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 1: eat it at the burial. Yeah, that's insane, I've you know,

952
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: but it's again, it's the choir. Things are gonna happen.

953
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: People are gonna try new things. If that's what gets

954
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: you off, if that's what drives you wild, get into

955
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: it by a dozen.

956
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 5: By a dozen, dozen, by a dozen, give me one, Scotti.

957
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: What do you want to do, Kurt? Do you want

958
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 1: to do two smaller ones or one bigger one? How

959
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: you feeling one bigger one?

960
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 6: No?

961
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: No, no, two smaller ones, two smaller ones? You got it?

962
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: My man wants it, my man gets it up. And

963
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: this one is from your home, your home, steak Kurt,

964
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 1: all right, New Jersey man facing jail time for running

965
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 1: a two acre landfill in his front yard.

966
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 3: That's a lot. That's big.

967
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: I mean, God, as soon as I saw this today,

968
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: this is brand new. This is from legendary weird news

969
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: writer k Thor Jensen of Newsweek. K Thor is leading

970
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 1: the pack. Okay, New Jersey man is appealing our court

971
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 1: decision to be sentenced to serve three months in prison

972
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 1: for operating an unlicensed landfill in his front yard that

973
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 1: has grown five stories high. Oh so this guy's in

974
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: the rural Vernon Township, which I actually think I know

975
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: where that is. And he started going, I know where

976
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: it is. I don't have a moto on me, but

977
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: we can figure it out. Vernon Township. He's been accepting

978
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: trash jelviies from a variety of trucking companies. This is

979
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,959
Speaker 1: the most soprano ship for the past decade. For ten years,

980
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: so neighbors told investigators. The trucks would arrive seven days

981
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 1: a week, day and night and dump trash on this

982
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: two acres.

983
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,479
Speaker 3: So he lives there, it's in front of his house.

984
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: How much money he must have made, so much money?

985
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: I agree, it's crazy. So he got sentenced looking where

986
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: it is. In October last year, he got sentenced to

987
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,760
Speaker 1: ninety days in prison and he was fined sixty thousand.

988
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,919
Speaker 1: That doesn't seem that bad.

989
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 3: Do you think he got paid per dump?

990
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: If he operated it for how long? For thirty years,

991
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: ten years, a decade.

992
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 2: Ten years, he probably made millions of dom Wow, So

993
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:06,720
Speaker 2: the judge.

994
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: The judge had taken the township more than a year

995
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,720
Speaker 1: to get him in court to face charges. The judge

996
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: stated that this guy Wallace had systematically ignored summonses as

997
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: far back as April twenty eighteen. But basically this is

998
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: his neighbor. Peg Distazzi told Newsweek the trash deliveries were

999
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 1: frequent to the property. Quote, the stress level has been unbelievable.

1000
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes ten to twelve trucks were backed up waiting one

1001
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: at a time to dump and then leave. It went

1002
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: on like that day and night. Illegal dumping is a

1003
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:46,959
Speaker 1: problem in the United States. The State of New Jersey

1004
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: issued report in June entitled quote dirty Dirt two that

1005
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: traced multiple cases of contaminated waste being disposed in New Jersey.

1006
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 2: Come on, now, who is who's getting in? Who's is

1007
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 2: that a Is that the best? That's either the best

1008
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 2: they could think of, or that's somebody with a little smirk.

1009
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: On their face.

1010
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 2: Dirty dirt, dirty dirt of paper for the State of

1011
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: New Jersey, Dirty Dirt, Dirty dirt.

1012
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: In the late newsweek see k Thor Jensen goes one

1013
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: step beyond. He always gives you more the last time

1014
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: we reported with him. So the little tag on this

1015
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: is that one notable case of dirty dirt too is

1016
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:29,280
Speaker 1: Michael DiAngelo, reportedly a Banano Banano crime family linked quote

1017
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:33,760
Speaker 1: dirt broker who would take money from businesses looking disposed

1018
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: of contaminated waste and selled as clean fill to construction sites.

1019
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 1: But he was only fined one hundred thousand dollars by

1020
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: the New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection. But basically, these

1021
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: guys are just grabbing land and just saying yeah, you

1022
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,959
Speaker 1: can dump whatever you want and prout like you said,

1023
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: probably making millions and then getting.

1024
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 5: Six Did he live did he live there?

1025
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 3: Did say? Look in front of his house? Is that

1026
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 3: what it said?

1027
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 2: Stick?

1028
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: He lives there? There was a lot of on off.

1029
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 3: There was five stories, is a lot of stories, five.

1030
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 2: Stories fifty field. So I know this area in New

1031
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 2: Jersey and it is like the woods. It is straight

1032
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 2: up the woods, not far away from Delaware Water Gap,

1033
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 2: not far away from my from where my grandmother used

1034
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 2: to live in.

1035
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: Booten, Like this is the is the woods.

1036
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 2: So I'm not surprised nobody like noticed it for a

1037
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 2: long time.

1038
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: They said when it would rain and there'd be tons

1039
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: of discussing runoff, and I guess the neighbors have been

1040
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: for years trying to get some It's just crazy. It's

1041
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: like but it's also stereotypically. It's like the bad part

1042
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: of Jersey. Like New Jersey is so nice actually, but like.

1043
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 3: New Jersey is nice, New Jersey is a bad rap

1044
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 3: and it's beautiful.

1045
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 2: I honestly this area is some of the prettiest, prettiest

1046
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 2: New parts of New Jersey.

1047
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 3: I like, I think where the Yeah, but except for

1048
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 3: the five. It might as the fire Story trash.

1049
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: Pile, I mean like the Delaware, like river Gas.

1050
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 3: It's pretty.

1051
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's the best, so gorgeous. I think they're

1052
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: number one or number two in Blueberries, I mean New Jersey,

1053
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,240
Speaker 1: ring it New Jersey.

1054
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 3: I used to go. I used to go to six Flags,

1055
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 3: and I went to Crazy Dangerous Action Park as a

1056
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 3: very small child before it shut down.

1057
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,439
Speaker 1: Did you ever go on all the time?

1058
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 3: It was so many injuries from me too, And it

1059
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 3: was so fun because it was dangerous, because it was

1060
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 3: so fun.

1061
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 4: It was No.

1062
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: The best part was for those people don't know. I

1063
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: mean there's a.

1064
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 3: Whole there's documentary menary on it now.

1065
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 2: But it was like on a ski slope, so the

1066
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 2: hills were really steep and it was just hard black

1067
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 2: concrete with no.

1068
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 3: It's a water park.

1069
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 5: It's all a water park, and.

1070
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 2: There was like it would get slick and wet from

1071
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 2: everyone being wet, and then you would just be running

1072
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 2: up or down a hill and just start sliding on

1073
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 2: black conk.

1074
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 3: I remember there was two. They had one that was

1075
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 3: that it was just like an underground like tube that

1076
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 3: then you rocketed out of the side of a mountain

1077
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 3: over a lake, but you just like.

1078
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 2: For a free over which a guy had a heart

1079
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 2: attack and when he hit it because it's so cold,

1080
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 2: because it's like literally and.

1081
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 3: Then there was and then there was one that people

1082
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 3: died in that they got stuck where it was like

1083
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 3: all it was the loop because but there was no mechanics.

1084
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 3: It's just rushing water and gravity and you're stuck in

1085
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,359
Speaker 3: a full tube and like numerous people died.

1086
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 5: I never did that one. I believe I got rocketed

1087
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 5: over the lake.

1088
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 1: I did. I got rocketed over the lake.

1089
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 2: And it was because you would go underground at one

1090
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 2: underground yeah, and then it would sharply change terrifying, terrifying,

1091
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 2: and you would smash your head against the wall so

1092
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 2: much shoot out and then drop twenty five feet into

1093
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 2: this freezing yeh water. It was so as an eight

1094
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 2: year old, it was just like you were fucked up

1095
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 2: when you hit that one.

1096
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 3: I did. I remember because I had an older brother,

1097
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 3: and then I had a lot of fake male cousins,

1098
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 3: like there was no female in the lot, and they

1099
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,479
Speaker 3: were all like, you know something, not my brother.

1100
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 5: But you know some boys that are almost born.

1101
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 3: To be like X Games athlete it's like the people

1102
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 3: that can scale the side of a building and like

1103
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 3: jump off and scapeard. So that was like that family.

1104
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 3: And so they were just fearless and always had broken bones,

1105
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 3: but it didn't matter because they were also really athletic.

1106
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 3: And I just remember being really little and trying to

1107
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 3: keep up as a little ginger girl that kind of

1108
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 3: looks like a boy in my brother shorts, just getting

1109
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 3: thrown fucket it out, just like water running up my asshole,

1110
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 3: like just fully losing my anal virginity took a leak

1111
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 3: in like New Jersey, just barely able to swim much

1112
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 3: less not getting nailed by like a gigantic man from

1113
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 3: New Jersey's gonna land on top of you, like you

1114
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 3: gotta get out of the way for somebodylands on you.

1115
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 3: It was the best. It was the best.

1116
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 1: That documentary. The thing that like jars you about it

1117
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: is if you're watching, you see the lineup of people

1118
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: going out on the jungle rope, swing and going out

1119
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: all these things. Yes, sure it's children, it's little boys

1120
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 1: and little girls. It's like everybody was welcome to kill themselves.

1121
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: It ran longer than it should have. Talked about suing

1122
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: is ending.

1123
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 3: Talk about like like the Kinterfire. It was like the

1124
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 3: water Kinterfire for everybody. It was like, I feel like

1125
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 3: that's what the eighties were. Though. The eighties were like

1126
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 3: I didn't even feel like there was even kids movies.

1127
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, you could go watch and I'm like,

1128
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 3: you could go watch people with tits, like just like this,

1129
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 3: mom's gonna go see so you're going. I mean, I

1130
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 3: felt like I saw so many tits and like, oh god,

1131
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 3: you know, just as a five year old, you like

1132
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 3: this is I'm seeing trading places and there's Jamie Lee

1133
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 3: Curtis's tits and like that's what.

1134
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: You're watching right now, no doubt.

1135
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 3: There's Phoby Keats's tits, Like wow, those great tests like Porky's,

1136
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 3: Like I wasn't sup port, Like I'm seeing Why am

1137
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 3: I at Porky's. I'm like eight years old, Like I

1138
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 3: shouldn't be at Porky's And.

1139
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: Those movies don't make sense, Like a lot of the

1140
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: ones you listed were like you go back and watch

1141
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: them now you're like, oh, what is the plot of

1142
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 1: this movie?

1143
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 3: Watching Trading Spaces is really hard to rewatch.

1144
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 1: That was that was hard to watch very I don't understand.

1145
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 1: There's certain movies I watch them in are like, man,

1146
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: it was a free for all.

1147
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 2: It was.

1148
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 3: And I don't know about you guys, but I feel like,

1149
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 3: I mean, look, I I love my mom. Like there

1150
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 3: was nobody in charge ever, like I didn't. I don't

1151
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,360
Speaker 3: think I could pick out of a lineup what my

1152
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 3: parents my friend's parents looked like. I don't think my

1153
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,240
Speaker 3: parents knew any of the other parents. Like nobody was around.

1154
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 3: It's just fully kids just like kids. It's just like

1155
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 3: packs of children, like be back by Dark, you know, just.

1156
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: Yeah they was. It was like yeah, be back by

1157
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: Dark and back by Dark.

1158
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 3: It's fun.

1159
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: You would feed yourself based on just whose mom had

1160
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 1: bought frozen pizzas that week, Like who somebody's birthday they

1161
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 1: had ten dollars, So you'd ride to a place on

1162
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: your bike and buy French fries and.

1163
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 3: Be like this is my parents are like a jar

1164
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 3: of like just cigarettes out on like tables, just for

1165
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 3: like as for like guests to offer you know that

1166
00:54:58,920 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 3: the best.

1167
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: It is the best.

1168
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 2: I have someone who gave up smoking but still loves

1169
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 2: to have a cigarette every Me.

1170
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 3: Too, Me too, I love it, me too, I love it.

1171
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 3: I have like three cigarets a year, three cigars a year,

1172
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 3: and then I have to go get on a Z

1173
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 3: pack because my glands can't take it anymore. But I'm like, oh,

1174
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 3: here comes a Z pack and I'm loving it.

1175
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: I like immediately get sick.

1176
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 3: Oh immediately they.

1177
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 5: Blow up like balloons.

1178
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 3: Oh, but I still do it. Doesn't that stund me?

1179
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: I love it while I do it.

1180
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 3: My grandmother I had a stamp I don't know, I

1181
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 3: actually have it in my house here. I had a

1182
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 3: rubber stamp, you know where you would like put an

1183
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 3: ink pad and you like little girls with like hearts

1184
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 3: or like you know, teddy bears. I had a stamp

1185
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,720
Speaker 3: that my grandmother gave to me because and I always

1186
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 3: get the feeling that she never like bought me a president.

1187
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 3: Was just like she'd forgotten was my birthday. So there

1188
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 3: was whatever it was in her like alligator handbag. So

1189
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 3: she did a stamp that said extra extra extra dry

1190
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 3: beefeed or Martini on the rocks with a twist.

1191
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 1: Amazing. I would pay you cash right now for that.

1192
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 3: I have it in a jar on my dresser. It's

1193
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 3: like it's as proof. It's yeah, and like like that

1194
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 3: was what I would put on like my school, Like

1195
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 3: that's just like you know, it's just.

1196
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: You would like just stamp it.

1197
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 3: On your Yeah, you just stamp it. You're like I

1198
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 3: started to dry beefeedd and Martini on the rocks with

1199
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:18,919
Speaker 3: a twist. We buried my grandmother's cigarette in her hand.

1200
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: Are are pencil cases for at least first grade to

1201
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: third grade, maybe longer. Were cigar boxes that from like

1202
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: Monte Cristo's cigar box. We would and they had a

1203
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 1: little nail in the top their cardboard hard box. I

1204
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: had that they smelled so good. And that was my

1205
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: pencil box for first and second grade where my grandfather's cigar.

1206
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 3: Boxes I put stickers in it. That was my sticker collections.

1207
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 3: Was the cigar boxes best I remember when my when

1208
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 3: we buried my grandmother, aside from bearing her with a

1209
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 3: stick in her hand, like when we when we like

1210
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 3: looked at her mattress, had she ef fact that she

1211
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 3: didn't die in a fire. There were so many burn

1212
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 3: holes all over her mattresses, Like the amount of times

1213
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 3: that that woman must have fallen sleep.

1214
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,919
Speaker 2: With like something I smoked for a very long time,

1215
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 2: and that is never something I ever ever wanted to

1216
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 2: do was to get into bed.

1217
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 1: Yeah the cigaret, Yeah, yeah, it was. It just like

1218
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: to me, it breaks my mind that that was a thing, dude.

1219
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 3: The amount of holes they were just like singed and

1220
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 3: kind of like it was like plastic burn. So they

1221
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 3: were a little like harder on the edge where the

1222
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 3: burn happened, and they were like brown out to yellow

1223
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 3: repeatedly falling numerous times, numerous times.

1224
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 1: Your middle finger and your index finger are orange or

1225
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 1: tinted brown. Just your whole life just from them burning

1226
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: right up. It's like those softball coaches that could balance

1227
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: like a cigarette on their lip and talk and the

1228
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: ash would just dance up and down while there. I mean,

1229
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: I had sports baseball coaches that would like have a

1230
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 1: cigarette hanging around their mouth, bouncing off the side corner

1231
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: of their mouth and just ash going everywhere and they're

1232
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 1: just looking at You're like yelling at you to run

1233
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: through the first base and not slide, and you're like,

1234
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 1: I love. They all had heart attacks and died.

1235
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 3: Are you doing like potato sack races? Like with like

1236
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 3: and like once a year, like the dads would come

1237
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 3: out and they'd all have the dangling like cigarette. They'd

1238
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 3: be like hopping like with like a Schlitz in their hand,

1239
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 3: potato sack race and like ashes. Yes, they're also in

1240
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 3: I feel like in sixteen Candles, that grandmother that like

1241
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 3: the cool grandma and then she's cooking and she had

1242
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 3: and they're like trying to get the ash. The other grandma,

1243
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 3: the lame grandma, is trying to catch the ash as

1244
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 3: she's cooking. That Holly was like, my two grandmas.

1245
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 1: Can you end us with one big dog? Yeah?

1246
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 3: This is this is it.

1247
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: This is our last story. Oh God, it goes, It

1248
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 1: goes so fast. Big mistake.

1249
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 2: This was set up set to us on our Instagram

1250
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 2: by Straight Up Nuts. This was was from iHeartRadio. This

1251
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 2: was written by Dave Basner. Big Mistake. Colon man gets

1252
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 2: tattoo as his rescue dog, not knowing its meaning.

1253
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 1: And I love this man so much.

1254
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 2: So and there's a picture of the dog, very cute dog.

1255
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 2: Good picture of the tattoo. Yes, right after he got

1256
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 2: it and looking at it, I would have known what

1257
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 2: this meant, but just from looking at it, and I've

1258
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 2: never seen the symbol before, but it makes sense. A

1259
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 2: man who was so upset that his rescue dog's previous

1260
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 2: owners put a tattoo on their pet, decided to get

1261
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 2: himself the same design as a show of solidarity with

1262
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 2: his furry best friend. However, he didn't really research what

1263
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 2: the symbol stood for, and he probably regrets about that

1264
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 2: now because then he posts posts about it on Facebook.

1265
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 2: And this guy, I love, this guy who is just

1266
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 2: like so fucking mad.

1267
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 4: Yes he got this dog dog, he adopted it, and

1268
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 4: he's like, what fucking piece of ship put this tattoo

1269
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 4: of a circle and an arrow coming out of it

1270
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 4: with a line through it.

1271
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 2: What a bastard. To those of you who know, this

1272
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 2: is what his post was. For those you know, bear

1273
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 2: that you know he has a tattoo given to him

1274
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 2: by some previous owners. It sickens me to know that

1275
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 2: people actually tattoo their pets. So I got this tattoo

1276
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 2: right away. First comment that means he's neutered. My rescue

1277
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 2: female has one too.

1278
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: Makes a cool story.

1279
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 5: Though, wait a minute, wait a minute, it is It

1280
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 5: is a It is.

1281
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 2: A tattoo that they give dogs in the pound so

1282
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 2: that they're not neutered again once they neuter them.

1283
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 1: Give them sometimes this tattoo.

1284
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 5: Where do they put the tattoo right.

1285
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 1: Near where the incision would be made to neuters.

1286
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 3: Oh my god, tattoo. He got a tattoo.

1287
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:55,880
Speaker 5: Boy, it's like he typed dickless on his arm.

1288
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: But I mean says I love this man so much.

1289
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 2: It is a it is out of solidarity against animal quality,

1290
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 2: forgive himself a newter tattoo.

1291
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 3: This man tattoo, that's really and his heart was in

1292
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 3: the right place.

1293
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 2: And you know what if when you look at it,

1294
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 2: this is what I mean. Like when I looked at it,

1295
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 2: I would be like, I would never like get this

1296
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 2: because it's it looks like the male symbol, you know,

1297
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 2: with a line going through.

1298
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: It, Like, yeah, it does all. It looks like it

1299
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: could be like a symbol for like, it looks like

1300
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 1: a sexuality thing. It looks like it could be like

1301
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 1: imprints something like. At first when I saw it, I

1302
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this must mean like I thought it

1303
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 1: was like a symbol for like bisexuals. I thought it

1304
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 1: was something like that. And then you see this and

1305
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 1: you're like, Also, if anybody listening is a tattoo artist

1306
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: or just somebody gets there, somebody that got their first tattoo,

1307
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: I want to know the average amount of time between

1308
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 1: deciding to get a tattoo and getting the tattoo, because

1309
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 1: this guy must have seen it and be like, today's

1310
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 1: the day whatever that is, google it.

1311
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 3: I feel like the average is like thirty minutes. I

1312
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 3: feel like it's like thirty minutes. You have the people

1313
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 3: that think about it for years draw it out, and

1314
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 3: then you have the like plug it like and I

1315
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 3: feel like it's a group like we're come on, I

1316
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 3: loved this podcast.

1317
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 5: We're right next to a tattoo, Like.

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Speaker 3: Let's just go commemorate.

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Speaker 5: Let's go get cigarettes and a cigar case on our arm.

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Speaker 3: And that's how it happened.

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Speaker 1: We did a show years ago, Kurt wrote on it

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Speaker 1: called Money from Strangers. It was an MTV show where

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Speaker 1: we would get comics and then we would walk up

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Speaker 1: to people on the street in New York City, and

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Speaker 1: sometimes we would send people into businesses with hidden cameras

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Speaker 1: and they would do whatever the comics told them for

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Speaker 1: increasing amounts of money. Or sometimes the best days where

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Speaker 1: you're just walk up and down St. Mark Street or

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Speaker 1: First and Second Avenue in New York and we would

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Speaker 1: just walk up to people and like, do you want

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Speaker 1: to be on a game show and they say yes,

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Speaker 1: and then we would say, for eighty dollars, will you

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Speaker 1: do blank. Sometimes it was really simple stuff like like

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Speaker 1: shave your beard and then roll it into a cigarette

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Speaker 1: and smoke it. You know, always kind of grows, but

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Speaker 1: all that. But then we did this thing one day

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Speaker 1: where we said, for one hundred dollars, spin a globe

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Speaker 1: and drag your finger on it, and then whatever country

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Speaker 1: lands on, we're gonna take you and get a tattoo

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Speaker 1: of the outline of that country. Right now, that's fine

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Speaker 1: with a tattoo. And there we already had the tattoo

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Speaker 1: guy lined up. We had our lawyer standing there. The

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Speaker 1: first girl was a student Nyu so nice spins gets

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Speaker 1: North Korea.

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Speaker 3: No, No, she did not, No, she did not.

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Speaker 1: She agrees she we walk her on camera to go

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Speaker 1: get this tattoo. On the walk she goes, no, I

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Speaker 1: can't do this, and we let her go.

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Speaker 5: Obviously it wasn't like she got North Korea.

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Speaker 1: Second young lady spins it gets Siria. So then the

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Speaker 1: second person gets Siria, goes okay, walking two tattoos, decides okay,

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Speaker 1: I can't do this, freaks out. The third person is

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Speaker 1: this guy, and he goes, I need the money. He's

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Speaker 1: like a twenty five year old guy, and we go okay,

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Speaker 1: and he gets North Korea.

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Speaker 6: With your club, only it's in the middle, kind of

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Speaker 6: in the middle, and it's tilted and you spin it

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Speaker 6: and then so like you're only going to hit that or.

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Speaker 3: Guam, So wow, come on quaman kwan.

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Speaker 1: Great he went and for eighty dollars, got a tattoo

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Speaker 1: on his bicep as big as an orange huge of

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Speaker 1: North Korea, and then without us ask him to got

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Speaker 1: the North Korean flag tattoo inside maybe what wow, Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's so crazy it was inside.

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Speaker 5: That's a great story.

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Speaker 1: That is is a great story. And with that, I

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Speaker 1: think that wraps our episode.

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Speaker 3: What a journey, What a journey.

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Speaker 1: That was a journey. We've been through it, beautiful Arden.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being it hasn't truly.

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Speaker 3: Been my pleasure anytime. I loved hearing your stories. I

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Speaker 3: enjoyed hanging out with you guys. This was a joy.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Remember you can go and get Arden's a book pre

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Speaker 2: ordered right now, little miss little Compton.

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Speaker 1: I'm buying anywhere that you get books.

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Speaker 5: It's good, it's good.

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Speaker 1: Scottie, this was a Bananas episode. Thanks Arden, Thanks guys,

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Speaker 1: Bananas Bananas, also bananas.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production, produced and engineered

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Speaker 2: by Katie.

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Speaker 1: Levine, theme song by Kahanamanti, and all of our artwork

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Speaker 1: is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: So please follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 2: where we post so many more stories and make it here,

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Speaker 2: and you.

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Speaker 1: Can share with us your strange news story by dming

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Speaker 1: us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Bananas Bananas,