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Speaker 1: Yes, that is a banana story, and we should talk

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Speaker 1: about that on this episode. Bananas doubled up?

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Speaker 3: Would you?

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Speaker 2: It's not your mind zillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you?

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Speaker 4: Bana ba.

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Speaker 3: Ba ba bana.

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Speaker 2: Guys, gals and non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas that sky.

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Speaker 1: And that is Kurt, Kurdie b Brown Oler and Kurt.

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Speaker 2: Scotty right now. He's in And also if you guys

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Speaker 2: And then just announcing today that we will also be

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Speaker 3: Come on down for that. Are you guys read I'm

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Speaker 2: Our guest today is a truly stupendous stand up media.

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Speaker 2: She started stand up when she was sixteen years old. Guys,

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Speaker 2: She's touring the country. She got a brand new podcast

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Speaker 2: called Sad in the City. Please welcome Taylor Tomlinson.

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Speaker 5: Hey, guys, thank you so much for the for the

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Speaker 5: Tomcomedy dot com. I just recorded the second Netflix special,

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Speaker 5: Of Everyone's just like this is why I moved here.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is culture it was mind boggling happened. But

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I love it, just to just to end

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Speaker 1: Oh boy.

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Speaker 2: So apparently what is happening here, and I won't go

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Speaker 2: that people from upstate run people upstate run pigeon hunts

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Speaker 2: Like it's like clay shooting, but with a live animal.

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Speaker 3: And that's what I was about to say.

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Speaker 4: That's some like eighteen hundred shit.

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Speaker 2: And there's a link to stop pigeon hunting in the article.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really crazy.

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Speaker 1: That's done.

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Speaker 4: That's so curt.

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Speaker 1: You thought that story would make Taylor like New York more.

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Speaker 3: This is what this is.

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Speaker 2: What I like about it is that Miss Tang and

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Speaker 2: like there, look, there's another thing. Miss Tang had already

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Speaker 2: she's like calling Mount Sinai to be like, we need

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Speaker 2: She's like, I love this person who is like so

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Speaker 2: getting the you know, like that like that insane insanity

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Speaker 2: fighting to fighting for your life. Yes, and so you

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Speaker 3: For long enough.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're there for three years, I think you

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Speaker 5: are legally batman, like if you want, Like, you don't

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Speaker 4: Could if you want it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I think this.

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Speaker 5: Would make a great sequel to Don't Fuck with Cats.

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Speaker 5: They should make a Don't Fuck with Pigeons.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true. This might be the thing that

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Speaker 1: a day. It really is weird how there's always in

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Speaker 1: He sounds exactly like and the people go ray Charles,

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Speaker 4: And that's amazing.

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Speaker 3: Where did you move in New York City?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 3: What section?

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Speaker 5: I mean, I don't want to get too specific, because

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Speaker 5: we're people are people are crazy? Yeah, but yeah, no,

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Speaker 5: I'm I'm dating somebody who's like, I'm gonna die in

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Speaker 3: That's how I felt, That's how I really.

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Speaker 4: Where are you from?

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Speaker 3: Originally, I'll be back in two years New Jersey.

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Speaker 4: And then what age did you move to LA?

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Speaker 2: I didn't. So you started a stand up at sixteen?

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, So you were like a person with things

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Speaker 2: Well, not really, I like maybe five years after I started.

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Speaker 1: It was all of a sudden, you go, oh, no,

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Speaker 5: That's like when you try to like you try to

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Speaker 1: That's exactly it. Where's you from, Taylor, where'd you grow up?

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Speaker 5: I'm from California. I grew up in like northern California

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Speaker 5: It's funny because when people are so die hard about

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Speaker 4: It's just it's different.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how to explain it. It blows my

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Speaker 5: I'm like, did I time travel?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what are we doing?

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Speaker 2: It seems And that is the one thing I always

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna miss the seasons.

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Speaker 2: And then I tour. I would tour so much. I'd

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes I think I really like it in New York,

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Speaker 5: West Coast, and then I get back here and my

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Speaker 5: whole body relaxes. Oh yeah, because I'm like, oh, I'm

445
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:16,719
Speaker 5: outside and the temperature is perfect. Oh, it's just like

446
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,960
Speaker 5: walking around in perfect bathwater. But you're outside like, I'm

447
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 5: I really, I don't know how I fit. It's a

448
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 5: mind fuck.

449
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Speaker 1: It's I tell everybody when they're like, we're going to

450
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,000
Speaker 1: visit New York for the first time, when you would go,

451
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 1: I'm like September or May. If you go in May

452
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,359
Speaker 1: or September, New York is so magical that you're like,

453
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Speaker 1: I could live here forever. And then you're there in

454
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 1: late November and it's ice rain and your subway just

455
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,440
Speaker 1: isn't running that day, and nobody told you why, and

456
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,120
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I understand why people lose their minds.

457
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 1: I understand nervous breakdowns. After living in New York and

458
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,760
Speaker 1: in California, you just don't always feel their way anyways.

459
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Speaker 3: Yeah, give me another best city in.

460
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Speaker 1: The world, New York City, the Windy City, the Windy City,

461
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,399
Speaker 1: the City on the Hill. Uh. Jessica Race sent this

462
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Speaker 1: one in Thank you, Jessica Ray. This is from Caitlin

463
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Speaker 1: o'caine BBC News.

464
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:10,120
Speaker 2: She's good guest and the biz.

465
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 1: She is that good doctor always a good banana story.

466
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: When it starts with doctor doctor no longer allowed to

467
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 1: practice after branding two patients livers with his initials.

468
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 4: Oh oh, yes, how old is this doctor?

469
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: Sixteen? A genius Judy Hauser.

470
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 5: Now someone's liver and treats it like a like a

471
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Speaker 5: sucking tree on the playground. Yes, he's like GM loves

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Speaker 5: c R.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, here we go. A doctor in the UK

474
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Speaker 1: has been removed from the country's medical register for branding

475
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Speaker 1: patience livers with his initials. That's plural livers. The incident

476
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Speaker 1: occurred in February and August twenty thirteen, when Simon Bramhall

477
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Speaker 1: used a surgical device to write his initials on transplanted

478
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Speaker 1: trans excuse me, transplanted livers at the end of two

479
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Speaker 1: different surgeries.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, they specify that it's a surgical tool that

481
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Speaker 5: he is.

482
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Speaker 1: I would hope.

483
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Speaker 5: So used the fingernail, used a stick he found.

484
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Speaker 1: Nurse the one point six inch initials. So that's pretty big.

485
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Speaker 1: It's not like a little centimeter. Yeah, that's more than enough.

486
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 1: Some people would say.

487
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Speaker 4: They want to see it on an X ray.

488
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly covered. I'm so excited to find out.

489
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Speaker 1: They were discovered by another doctor when an organ transplanted

490
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Speaker 1: by Bramhall failed a week later. So you didn't even

491
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Speaker 1: do a good job transport this this guy, this guy's

492
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Speaker 1: a bum. So in twenty seventeen, Bramhall pled guilty and

493
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Speaker 1: was convicted of two counts of common assault. According to

494
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Speaker 1: doc documents in UK's Medical Practice Tribunal Service. I'm waking up,

495
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm sipping coffee. I'm reading the UK's Medical Practice Tribunal Service,

496
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: known as MPTS, which here's complaints against doctors determined if

497
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Speaker 1: they're fit to practice. He was only fined ten thousand pounds,

498
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: which is about thirteen thousand, six hundred US dollars. So

499
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Speaker 1: he resigns from the job in twenty fourteen, and he

500
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Speaker 1: was suspended for five months up until twenty twenty, or

501
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 1: again in twenty twenty. Excuse me, however, they have the MPTS.

502
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Speaker 1: My favorite thing in the world. Invited Bramhall to have

503
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Speaker 1: his case reviewed in December twenty twenty. He said, I

504
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: foolishly made a mark on an adjacent liver. He admitted

505
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: his actions were quote stupid and entirely wrong, and then

506
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Speaker 1: his legal counsel argued that the former doctor has shown

507
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Speaker 1: that he's fit to complete these surgeries very well, and

508
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: that this case that should be about his surgical skills

509
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: and not about his lack of respect and the dignity

510
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 1: of his patients. And then bringing that up.

511
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Speaker 3: Such a crazy argument.

512
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it brought it up, I've got no

513
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 2: respect for you or your health, but I'm a great surgeon.

514
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Speaker 1: Yes, And so the mpts during the hearing, like hearing

515
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,919
Speaker 1: that said quote, we will we cannot accept that it

516
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: has no lasting physical damage to the patient, but it

517
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 1: does have significant emotional harm, which is like, yeah, you would,

518
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: you would feel so weird if your doctor's is a

519
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 1: goofing on your organs, just having a blast.

520
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 5: Uh.

521
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Speaker 2: Also, if this is only the only the only one

522
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 2: he was caught doing, this means he's done this to

523
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 2: hundreds of hunts. And also why do it. Putting your

524
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 2: initials somewhere is to be like like, this is mine,

525
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?

526
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Speaker 3: Like it's for other.

527
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 2: People to see, but if anybody ever sees it, he

528
00:25:58,960 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 2: loses his job.

529
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,679
Speaker 3: Like so it's confusing.

530
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 2: It's like a secret mark of ownership that only he

531
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 2: knows about.

532
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 3: Like that's the craziest part.

533
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: It's so weird. And so he's been removed from medical

534
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 1: Register and they thought there was appropriate punishment for the

535
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: exact thing that they said. It wasn't for quote, gross

536
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: violation of a patient's dignity and autonomy. So there you go.

537
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 1: Immediate suspension was put in place. It is such a

538
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: creepy thing to do. It's so weird.

539
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do like that this guy did it thinking

540
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 5: that once he got caught, he could just be like,

541
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Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

542
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Speaker 4: Does the heart not work?

543
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 5: Like you know, like that's I just I missed the

544
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 5: part where I didn't save your fucking life. Like that's

545
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 5: so crazy to me.

546
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 4: Yes, Like, oh my god, that's nuts.

547
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 5: I just this is just proof that, like, no matter

548
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 5: how good your job is, you can be a psychopath.

549
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: Right, I think surgeons attracted. I think surgeons.

550
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 3: I think surgeons, surgeons, stand ups and shifts, airline pilots

551
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 3: or like the three.

552
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 2: Like we're just like you're probably like a narcissist, like

553
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 2: an insane meglomoniacal narcissist.

554
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 5: Right.

555
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 4: Yeah. I had a flight.

556
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 5: I had a flight recently where the pilot came out

557
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 5: and like talk to us for a little bit at

558
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 5: the beginning of the flight.

559
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 4: It's weird, right where they just come he's like.

560
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 3: Stood did like a tight five yeah, yeah.

561
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 4: Stood, and was like so yeah.

562
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Speaker 5: We talked about how long you'd been flying, how long

563
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 5: you'd been flying that plane specifically, and.

564
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 4: I was like, what are you doing?

565
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 5: It almost felt like he was like trying to prove

566
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 5: something to all of us, like he had heard someone

567
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 5: getting on the plane going like I heard this pilot's trash.

568
00:27:56,040 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 4: I'm like nobody, Yeah, gol.

569
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Speaker 1: We understand your job, sir. We're in the plane. We

570
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: know something flies.

571
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Speaker 4: I think.

572
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 5: He asked if there's anything he could do for us,

573
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 5: and we were like, yeah, fly the plane, plane the.

574
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 3: Thing behind you. Go in the room. We're lock it.

575
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: I have a question, Hi, Scottie H three C. How

576
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 1: recently was the divorce paper served to you? And how

577
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: badly are you trying to get laid? Oh? It's terrible.

578
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: When I was in high school, they started to h

579
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: They built an addition onto the high school, so all

580
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: the student parking got moved onto this dirt lot, and

581
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: so every day after school our cars would be covered

582
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: in dust and dirt and debris, and so, like any

583
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: high schoolers would, we would all draw stuff on each

584
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: other's cars. You draw penises or boobs or right whatever.

585
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: And there was a friend of mine named Sarah, and

586
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: we were like we were those kind of friends that

587
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: you were like goofing off and flirting around, but we

588
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: never dated or anything like that. And we would just

589
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,479
Speaker 1: always get each other's cars, like every day you'd come

590
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: out and would write something stupid on the car. So

591
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: one day I decided up the Annie and I drew

592
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: on the hood of her, like navy blue four tars Sedan,

593
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: like great starter car for a sixteen year old. I

594
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: drew a giant butt pooping on a smaller butt. That's

595
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: what I drew with my fist. So you know, I

596
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: was an artist before I was an artist.

597
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 4: So that's what the doctor should have been putting on living.

598
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 3: This is funny. I didn't disrespect Anyboddy. I drew a

599
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 3: butto a smaller her car.

600
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 2: That's funny, just my initials.

601
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: I saved her life. She can drink pints again. And

602
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: now we're all having a good laugh. Put the X

603
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: ray back up. Let's laugh.

604
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 3: Let's laugh again.

605
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: So I go to work and I'm working and I

606
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: get a call and it's her and she's like, did

607
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: you draw my car? After school? And I go yes,

608
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: she goes, it's scratched the clear coat. My dad's I

609
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: told him it was you. He's going to make you

610
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: pay for it. So I'm sixteen, and you know, just

611
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: you're afraid of parents at sixteen in a very real way.

612
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: Plus I had, like, you know, one hundred dollars. I

613
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: had Christmas money. So I was like, are you serious?

614
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, you like he's really pissed me and

615
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: like it scratched the paint. So I was like, oh,

616
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I hang up the phone. I tell

617
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: the other guy that like cover. I go to AutoZone

618
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,959
Speaker 1: and I'm like, Hi, do you have anything to get

619
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: scratches out? They're like, eagle one polish, this will get

620
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: it out of the clearcoats. I buy that. I buy

621
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: like shammy like cloths and all this stuff. And I'm

622
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: like heart racing her dad's home from work. So I'm

623
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: like gonna have to face this grown man and be

624
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: like I drew the big butt shitting on the little

625
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: buttons on your daughter's car, for eternity, that's how much

626
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: I respect your family. And so I'm so scared. I

627
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: don't even park in front of their house. I park

628
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: down the street, get the supplies, and I'm like, maybe

629
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: I can make this right before I ring the doorbell,

630
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: you know, maybe I can clean this up and then

631
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: be like, I actually solve the problem, sir, I'm so sorry,

632
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: and I go and it just on the hood of

633
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: her car, huge bold block letters. It just says shit

634
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: with an exclamation point. So somebody else had done it.

635
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: It wasn't me, my my butt, my butt on butt action,

636
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: just light dusting, just I used a gentle touch, and

637
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: the feeling, the weight that came off my shoulders, I

638
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:28,959
Speaker 1: felt like the end of showshing Redemption I was. I

639
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: walked up, I rang that doorbell, I gave them the

640
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: polish and the stuff. I'm like, I didn't do that.

641
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: They were like Noah's like, I did not write that.

642
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: And they could tell I was being honest because I

643
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: was so bold about it. But I've never forgotten that

644
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: feeling in my child. It was like the thing, it

645
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: was my moral compass. Like I'm not a religious guy,

646
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: but now I'm just like, just do the right thing.

647
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: Let somebody else make the big mistake. But I've never

648
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: felt just like a backpack of concrete, just like slip

649
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: right off and be.

650
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 2: Like oh did you have to be like, I'm so sorry,

651
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 2: but I did not write shit.

652
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 3: I drew the button that's underneath the ship. That was me.

653
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 3: That was me.

654
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: I should have I'm sure I was, like, I did

655
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: something else and I did it on I probably lied.

656
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: I probably said it was on the windshield or something.

657
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: But whoever wrote shit on her car? So it didn't work,

658
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: by the way, so that poor girl had to drive

659
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: around with shit lightly drawn into her car for two

660
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: more years. Oh no, oh, well I got a way.

661
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: I dodged a bullet.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's proven. It just goes to the show.

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Speaker 5: If you're gonna write something on your friend's car, put

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Speaker 5: your initials underneath it, thank you, so they know it

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Speaker 5: was you. You've got to sign your artwork.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Curt. You want to tease us into a big,

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Speaker 1: big commercial break.

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Speaker 3: Friend, Yes, please?

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Speaker 2: Here it is Robot Vacuum Cleaner Escapes from Cambridge Travel Lodge.

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Speaker 1: I was going to do this one too. I love it.

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Speaker 1: It's so good, but nanus.

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Speaker 3: Hey, folks, we are back.

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Speaker 2: We are, of course here with our fantastic guest Taylor Tomlinson.

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Speaker 2: Before we get back to her, Scottie to have any

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Speaker 2: shout outs.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I think you're now recording a solo app

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Speaker 1: on this week and I'm going to do a buttlad

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Speaker 1: then I have a lot of February shout outs.

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Speaker 3: No, no shout outs, guys.

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Speaker 2: So it's easy, peasy while you're while you're here, just

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Speaker 2: go and rate and review. Go to rate bananas dot com.

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Speaker 3: R A t E. Bananas dot com.

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Speaker 2: It'll take you right to the review page on Apple

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Speaker 2: Podcasts and you can leave us a review.

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Speaker 3: It will really help and we really appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Taylor Tomlinson, the fantastic stand up comedian, wonderful person

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Speaker 2: all around.

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Speaker 1: Hello Taylor, are you having a good time so far?

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Speaker 4: I am having a good time so far.

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Speaker 5: I love a podcast where a you don't use the

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Speaker 5: video so I didn't have to put on makeup.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much, lovely luckily.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: And also one where the first question isn't something very

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Speaker 5: deep about no depth your personal life?

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Speaker 4: So nice?

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Speaker 3: This is so love Who hurt you in high school?

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Speaker 3: Who exactly?

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Speaker 1: Cold? Source? You get him? Do you not get it?

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Speaker 2: That's what when I was on Mark Marin, that was

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Speaker 2: how he opened. He's like, so what what what fucked

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Speaker 2: you up? In high school? Literally that was his first

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Speaker 2: thing out the gate, and I was just like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I guess we're talking.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, good's that's a lot of pods I know.

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Speaker 1: And why we're we try to be there for people

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Speaker 1: to escape. We feel like the world is difficult enough.

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Speaker 1: We feel like everybody's bothering each other all the time.

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Speaker 1: So let's not get too deep.

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Speaker 3: Let's just talk about robots escaping.

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Speaker 1: Taylor. I did want to ask you a question because

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Speaker 1: we never talked about this. You did Adam Devine's house

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Speaker 1: party in Hawaii? Did you have fun? Did you enjoy

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Speaker 1: that experience?

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Speaker 4: No? But it's my fault. It's not it's nothing to do.

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Speaker 1: I never saw you.

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Speaker 5: Here's what happened. So I did Adam Divine's house party.

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Speaker 4: I was.

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Speaker 5: I think I was twenty one. It was right after

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Speaker 5: it was right after last comic.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but last month hadn't aired yet, right.

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Speaker 4: I think it had. Maybe I'm wrong.

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Speaker 2: I said twenty two. I thought you were twenty two

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Speaker 2: when last comic came out.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I was twenty one, but it's twenty It

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Speaker 5: doesn't matter. Yeah, yeahah, well I just should I should

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Speaker 5: not have been on TV yet, but Adam Divine's House

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Speaker 5: Party the show was great. I have terrible social anxiety still,

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Speaker 5: but at that point it was way worse. Yes, because

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Speaker 5: I had, you know, almost no credits. I didn't believe

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Speaker 5: in myself. I wasn't very good at stand up yet,

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Speaker 5: quite frankly, and I just I could not even wrap

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Speaker 5: my head around trying to be social, and so I

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Speaker 5: literally just stayed in my hotel room and like ordered

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Speaker 5: room service bagels. Yeah, and just like hid and just

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Speaker 5: freaked out until it was time to do the show.

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Speaker 5: And then the show was like awesome and so easy,

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Speaker 5: and they like they had done my hair and makeup,

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Speaker 5: but they wanted me to leave my hair down because

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Speaker 5: they thought it looked better. And then like two minutes

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Speaker 5: before they introduced me, I just put it in a

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Speaker 5: ponytail because I was like I can't, I can't do it,

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Speaker 5: and like I.

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Speaker 4: Was just so nervous.

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Speaker 5: And then the next day we had to do like

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Speaker 5: the the like little.

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Speaker 1: Sketch acting part.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the acting.

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Speaker 5: Part, which like Adam Devine's an actual actor, you were good.

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Speaker 5: I don't I never even saw it, Scott. I couldn't

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Speaker 5: tell you. But I just remember sitting on that beach

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Speaker 5: while it rained intermittently and just like going, I don't

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Speaker 5: know if this is good. I didn't even know we

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Speaker 5: had to do the sketch part. I thought I did

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Speaker 5: okay last night and I could leave now. I just

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Speaker 5: my social anxiety has ruined so many career moments for me,

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Speaker 5: it's crazy. So it was nothing to do with anything

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Speaker 5: other than my own personality.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no. I only asked because I didn't hang

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Speaker 1: out with you afterwards. Usually people afterwards are like, exactly

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Speaker 1: what you're saying. Everybody would sit her at the bar afterwards,

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Speaker 1: or hang out afterwards or do whatever, and I would

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Speaker 1: just be like, so what are you into? But I'm

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Speaker 1: going to give you two compliments based on what you

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Speaker 1: just said. One was, you got the most applause breaks

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Speaker 1: of anybody in all three seasons, so your stand up

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Speaker 1: really killed that night and it was great, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, she's about to take off. And then

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Speaker 1: the other thing is after every season, Adam and I

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Speaker 1: would get together and we would be like, who do

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Speaker 1: we want to develop shows with? And we were like Taylor.

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Speaker 1: And then I reached out to your old manager, who

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Speaker 1: was an old friend, and I was like, hey, we

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Speaker 1: want to do something with Taylor, and he's like, she's

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Speaker 1: already doing this thing with much bigger producers. Adam and

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Speaker 1: I were like, oh okay, but we were like watch this,

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Speaker 1: we're going to develop this, We're gonna put a show

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Speaker 1: around her. And then they were like, oh no, she's

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00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: already with so and so and so and so and

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Speaker 1: they're going to CBS or whatever. And we were like,

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Speaker 1: oh damn, we missed our window.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, I.

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Speaker 4: Did not know that.

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Speaker 1: I wonder that good.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's so nice. That must have been abe. Was

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Speaker 5: it the ABC?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I think so development deal. Yeah, that's so funny. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: that ABC development deal. I think I was twenty three,

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Speaker 5: my god, and it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: JFL was like very good for me. Like JFL New

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Speaker 5: Faces used to be this huge thing where like everybody

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Speaker 5: would come away with a deal. Yeah, and by the

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Speaker 5: time I got it, everybody was like this will do

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Speaker 5: nothing for you, like you already have a manager, like

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Speaker 5: you're fine, but like it's.

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Speaker 4: Fun, just go have fun. Yeah, and then.

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Speaker 5: It ended up being really good for me, and uh,

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Speaker 5: like I got that deal out of it and everything.

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Speaker 5: So obviously the show did not get made, thank god.

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Speaker 5: But it was a very good experience and I got

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Speaker 5: to work with very good people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great. No, I just wanted you to know

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Speaker 1: that we were sitting there and we felt like you

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Speaker 1: were the one that got away, Like we were like, oh.

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Speaker 4: But that's so nice. Oh my god, that's such a

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Speaker 4: nice compliment.

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Speaker 1: So anyways, thanks for doing it, and Kurdie b. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: let's get back to some hot, hot, hot bananas action.

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Speaker 3: Don't you ever apologize to me?

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Speaker 2: Here it is robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Traveledge.

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Speaker 3: This was sent in.

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Speaker 2: Escapes Escape and it's the It's the BBC, It's the

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Speaker 2: BBC and they're still like they're still using that language

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Speaker 2: and I love him. This is This was published one

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Speaker 2: day ago. Was written by nobody BBC exactly here it

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Speaker 2: is a robot vacuum cleaner made a break for freedom

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Speaker 2: after giving staff slip at a travel Lodge hotel.

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Speaker 4: Ooh, I smell a Pixar movie.

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Speaker 5: Rights, Oh got some brave little vacuum.

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Speaker 2: The automated cleaner failed to stop at the front door

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Speaker 2: of the hotel in Orchard Park in Cambridge on Thursday

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Speaker 2: and was still on the loose the following day stamp

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Speaker 2: soul loose?

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Speaker 1: What battery life does this think?

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Speaker 2: I have? Staff said it just kept going end quote

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Speaker 2: could be anywhere. Well wishers on social media hope the

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Speaker 2: vacuum enjoyed its travels. As quote it has no natural

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Speaker 2: predators in the wild. It was found under a hedge

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Speaker 2: on Friday.

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Speaker 1: I mean, did what are the contents? That's the thing?

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Speaker 1: They need to open it up. Maybe it solved a crime.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Staff at the hotel posted the story of the robot

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Speaker 2: vacuums great escape on social media, asking it to be returned.

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Speaker 2: I found today we had one of our new robot

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Speaker 2: vacuums run for its life, the assistant manager wrote. They

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Speaker 2: normally sense the lip at the entrance to the hotel

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Speaker 2: and turn around, but this one decided to make a

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Speaker 2: run for it. Its disappearance was not noticed for about

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Speaker 2: fifteen minutes, and despite a search, it appeared the vacuum

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00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 2: had made a clean break for it. The assistant manager

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Speaker 2: assumed it might have been found and taken, and pointed

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Speaker 2: out it was only compatible with the docky and charging

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Speaker 2: station at the hotel, so.

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Speaker 1: Well couldn't find its way home. This is it really is? Uh?

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Speaker 2: One feared for its safety in the great outdoors. Nature

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Speaker 2: abhors a vacuum.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting.

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Speaker 5: The way they're talking about it makes it sound like

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Speaker 5: they're abusing this vacuum. They're like ran for its life,

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Speaker 5: made a break for it.

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Speaker 3: I know. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: In the in the Pixar movie, at some point, like

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Speaker 2: for the for the big break into act three, it

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Speaker 2: has to have like a cat riding the vacuum, like

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Speaker 2: into like the place where it's going to finally solve

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Speaker 2: the big.

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Speaker 1: A gay cap.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god, I gotta love that. I love that

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Speaker 3: so much.

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Speaker 1: I do too.

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Speaker 4: Do we know the battery?

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Speaker 2: We don't know it, but it is industrial because it's

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Speaker 2: like it's I guess it's a robot vacuum that is

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Speaker 2: made to be used by hotels, so it has a

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Speaker 2: specific docking station that can't be used by just a

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Speaker 2: normal robot vacuum.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, So probably not a battery that could like

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Speaker 4: fit in a vibrator or anything.

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Speaker 5: Probably not not like a long lasting Okay, no, I

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Speaker 5: just thought it me.

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Speaker 3: You're looking for it.

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Speaker 4: You gotta go to Cambridge.

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Speaker 1: You gotta became an adult swim show, just like that,

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00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: straight to adult swim A second.

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Speaker 2: I remember it staying my first time staying at a

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Speaker 2: travel lodge. Travelodge used to have an American version called

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00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 2: Econo Lodge. An Econo Lodge was so when I was

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Speaker 2: in eighth grade. So you don't know, you probably are

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Speaker 2: not familiar with this idea, Taylor, but if you grew

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Speaker 2: up on the East Coast and you were in eighth grade,

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Speaker 2: you would take a trip in eighth grade.

885
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 3: To Washington, d C.

886
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 2: Big idea everywhere on the East Coast. Everyone went to Washington,

887
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 2: d C. In eighth grade. And so we did like

888
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 2: a three day trip to Washington, d C. From New Jersey. Wow,

889
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 2: traveled in a big bus, and I was like the

890
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 2: dork who had a video camera at the time. And

891
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 2: this is like nineteen eighty cool eighty nine, so no

892
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 2: one had video cameras and I was like just videotaping

893
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 2: everyone and everyone hated it.

894
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 3: And so I have footage from this time.

895
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 2: But we pull up and we're staying at and I'd

896
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 2: never been in a hotel before. It was in eighth grade,

897
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 2: and we're staying at this Econo Lodge and the whole

898
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 2: side of the building is just plaid.

899
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 3: It's plaid. It's a plaid Econo Lodge.

900
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 2: So it's already like ted eighth graders like just like

901
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 2: this is the funniest place I've ever stayed ever. And

902
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 2: then every meal I was trying to look this up

903
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 2: and Scotty, maybe you know what I'm talking about. There's

904
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 2: a place in the DC Virginia Maryland area that wasn't

905
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: all you could eat buffet called Schmorgasmortgagboard.

906
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Smorgasbord. So okay, you see what I'm talking about,

907
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 3: because it doesn't exist anymore, no, thank god.

908
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 2: And it was and so first off, like I have

909
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 2: video of just me just being like this is where we're.

910
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 3: Staying, like it's just a big plan hotel.

911
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 2: And then it's like now we're going to eat and

912
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 2: it's going to Smorgasboard.

913
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 3: And you could just hear like my very high pitched

914
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 3: eighth grade voice going like we're eating.

915
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 4: Again.

916
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 2: Every meal they brought us into this all you could

917
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 2: eat buffet Smorgasborg. Oh god, it was so funny. Yes,

918
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 2: but that was such a treat. What a treat to have,

919
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 2: Like you're in a hotel. They would put band aids

920
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 2: over the outside of the door so that if you

921
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 2: opened your door at night, the they would know, the

922
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 2: teachers would know in the morning, because you couldn't there

923
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 2: was no way to like affix it again.

924
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 3: Wow, oh it was the best.

925
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: That's lo fi stuff.

926
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 2: But oh I just love that's a kind of lodge.

927
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 2: Always has a soft spot in my heart for just

928
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 2: that reason.

929
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, have you stayed in one sense?

930
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 3: No? No, I will now.

931
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 4: Can't ruin the memory.

932
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 3: The memory. I do not like them at all.

933
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 1: Oh man, I feel like Taylor do so. As a

934
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: touring comic, you must stay in literally hundreds and hundreds

935
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,439
Speaker 1: of hotels. How long did it take you to get

936
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: some sort of routine where you wouldn't lose your mind

937
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 1: staying in hotels?

938
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 4: Oh God, I don't know.

939
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 5: I mean I feel like just as you get older,

940
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 5: your threshold changes for what you will what you will

941
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 5: put up with. Because when I first started touring, I

942
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 5: stopped going to school when I was like twenty and

943
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 5: started touring colleges, which is how I went full time

944
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 5: right and doing all these colleges mostly in like Pennsylvania, Massachusetts,

945
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 5: like all all around there. You were just going to

946
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 5: like the middle of nowhere, staying in these hotels that

947
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:11,399
Speaker 5: were like.

948
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 4: Two stars.

949
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 5: Maybe because that's all there was, and you're like trying

950
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 5: to save money, so you're doing whatever's cheapest exactly. And

951
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 5: I don't know how I didn't get murdered as like

952
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,760
Speaker 5: a twenty twenty one, Like there were multiple times people

953
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 5: tried to like break into my room like where you're

954
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 5: just like glad I did the latch like just like

955
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 5: crazy where at this I got stuck in the snow

956
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 5: in like the woods by myself, Like just so many

957
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 5: things that if they happen to me now, I would

958
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 5: not handle them as well because at the time you're

959
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 5: so young, you're just like you almost can't. You just

960
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 5: can't wrap your head around how bad it is what's happening, right,

961
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 5: And then you get to be older and you're like,

962
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 5: I have to stay in safer places because I only

963
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 5: have so many lives, you know. It's I don't like

964
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 5: if I'm a cat, I'm on seven, I think, and

965
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:06,439
Speaker 5: I can't push it anymore. So weirdly enough, I think

966
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 5: COVID is what made me stay in nicer hotels.

967
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, because I was.

968
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 5: Like, all right, you have a Netflix special, you actually

969
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 5: sell tickets. Now, you don't want to get COVID. You

970
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 5: want to be staying in places where they're actually cleaning.

971
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 5: And so when I was on the road doing like

972
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:30,760
Speaker 5: outdoor shows at first, that was fall of twenty twenty,

973
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,919
Speaker 5: so I would be doing outdoor shows, but I still

974
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 5: had to stay at a hotel obviously, And I just

975
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 5: started trying to like level up a little bit, and

976
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 5: that does make a big difference.

977
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 4: I got to say, like.

978
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,720
Speaker 5: So big because coming back to like, you know whatever,

979
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 5: a holiday in Express, which actually was like pretty good.

980
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: I love pretty good.

981
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually not a good example. I just can't.

982
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of it. Proofs in red roof

983
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 4: in there.

984
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 3: You go, that's you were doing colleges.

985
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 2: Did you ever have to stay in like the college

986
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 2: like a hotel thing that's like on campus. Oh, I've

987
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 2: had multiples of these for some reason, where you like

988
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 2: get in and it's just like an old lady at

989
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 2: like a it seems like a dorm, and then she

990
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 2: like gives you like a skeleton key and she's like upstairs,

991
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: there's one hotel room. And then it's like you're kind

992
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 2: of in an abandoned dorm and then you go to

993
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 2: like this old room from like the Turn of the

994
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,919
Speaker 2: century and have to stay.

995
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 3: It's like so much worse than a hotel. It is.

996
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:37,760
Speaker 3: It is awful.

997
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 2: It's like staying at the comics condo, but at a

998
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,720
Speaker 2: at a college.

999
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've been destroyed so much more.

1000
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no, I really even like the condo thing.

1001
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 5: I will change. I will change, uh, hotel rooms if

1002
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,359
Speaker 5: like it's too dark now, Like if I go in

1003
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 5: and the lighting's where, I'll be like, I'm here for

1004
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 5: four days, I'm gonna be sad in here, Like do

1005
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 5: you have anything else? And I'm very apologetic about it.

1006
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm really sorry. There's nothing wrong with it.

1007
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 5: If you don't have any other rooms, it's fine, But

1008
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 5: just in case you do, could I maybe change because

1009
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 5: this one feels like I'm gonna have nightmares in it.

1010
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 5: I can't tell you anything.

1011
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 4: Oh those a little haunt.

1012
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 3: It's a little haunted.

1013
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: Somebody's book guns here before you know.

1014
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, the layout, I just don't it just doesn't do

1015
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 5: it for me. The functuy in here, it's wrong.

1016
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is so real. I know. It's so fascinating.

1017
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: I remember, like ten years ago, all these big corporations

1018
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: they started advertising things that the rest of us just

1019
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: assumed already happening, Like McDonald's would be like our nuggets

1020
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 1: are all white meat now, or all like it's all

1021
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: chicken and you're like, oh thank god, or it's like

1022
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: one hundred percent beef like Hampton In or one of

1023
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: those was like we wash our duvets after every and

1024
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: you're like, were you not washing your.

1025
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 3: No one does, right, No one does. That's the thing.

1026
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 2: It's like, whenever I get into a hotel, I always

1027
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 2: take the top layer off and just throw it on

1028
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 2: the ground. If you know that the top layer is

1029
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 2: not washed, it's the they only washed, Like what yeah.

1030
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 4: Yes, we just like at every level.

1031
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 2: I thought that was just like probably probably five star

1032
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 2: they wash it. But I think everything under five star.

1033
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: They do not realize that. I was like, oh my gap, yeah,

1034
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: oh no, I like pour it a real stiff drink

1035
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: and just stared out into the distance and was like,

1036
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: what has my body touched?

1037
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god, You've got to give in to it

1038
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 2: to give us.

1039
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 3: One more to send us home.

1040
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: Okay, this is a pretty funny one. This one is

1041
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: interesting and it feels very European to me for some reason.

1042
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: Oh because it takes place in Europe. That's right. Ian

1043
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 1: Harvey Gap sent this in What a name Ian Harvey,

1044
00:50:55,920 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: Yah yap, we love that name. We love a good name.

1045
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: Banana's man is awarded thirty six thousand pounds after his

1046
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: job was deemed so tedious he suffered from quote extreme

1047
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: bore out. This was from the Daily Mail. This was

1048
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,959
Speaker 1: written by Ryan Fahey, who is damn good at his job.

1049
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 2: Really, if there was a business of doing these types

1050
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 2: of things, he might be the best of that business.

1051
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: I would say so. A French manager has been awarded

1052
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: thirty six thousand pounds payout after his job was deemed

1053
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: so tedious he suffered from X. He suffered from ex

1054
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: from extreme bore out. So like burnout but bore out

1055
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: for our listeners at home. Parisian Frederic death Nard Denard

1056
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: Frederick Daynard, who worked as a manager at Interparfume up

1057
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:55,879
Speaker 1: until twenty fifteen, originally sued the perfumery so he worked

1058
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: at a perfume company for five hundred and fifty thousand

1059
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: pounds because his job was so boring it drove him

1060
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: into a deep depression and forced him to quit.

1061
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 3: He claimed he already quit this job. This is a

1062
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 3: French This is a Frenchman. Yes, and so it's been

1063
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 3: settled in France. But this is in France.

1064
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 1: We in France.

1065
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, France is such a different it's such

1066
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 2: a like that he would he would sue for half

1067
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,919
Speaker 2: a million dollars because he's been bored already quit the job.

1068
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: Yes, it's and it's a perfumery. How how exciting could

1069
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 1: that have been? From the jump? Is that? Ever? You

1070
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: sit there and you either you either do spreadsheets or

1071
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: you smell a lot of perfumes or like me, use

1072
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: a sample red bull constantly. He claimed that after losing

1073
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,800
Speaker 1: an important client years ago, he was assigned to menial task.

1074
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe this is real, but gosh, it's Asoka

1075
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 1: at a Paris based company for four years where his

1076
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 1: humdrum duties, great writing, best in the business man? What

1077
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: is your name? Ryan Fayhee? The hum duties made him depressed,

1078
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 1: destroyed and ashamed. When his mental health deteriorated up to

1079
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: him because of extreme boredom, he signed off to work

1080
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 1: for six months. He was then brought back but made redundant.

1081
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.

1082
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 2: I guess means that means he was laid off Okay,

1083
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 2: he was laid off, so.

1084
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: He used the term. He used the term bore out

1085
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 1: as opposed to traditional burnout. And they said, mister Denard

1086
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: said he was in a quote slow descent into hell

1087
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: end quote that I mean, it's out of perfumery. That's

1088
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: why this is so funny to me. Just so bored

1089
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:43,280
Speaker 1: and so many smells, just so some of the boring

1090
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 1: type jobs. Because I know you guys were wanting to know.

1091
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 1: He had to configure the CEO's tablet. He added an

1092
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: escort tradesman in and out of the boss's home. That

1093
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: could be fun, like your pilot talked to you, sounds

1094
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: like a job, yes, And.

1095
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 5: Then French people take like three hour lunches and like

1096
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 5: go in late. Like these are all things I've learned

1097
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,919
Speaker 5: from Emily in Paris, by the way, so feel free

1098
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 5: to correct me.

1099
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 3: This is the first.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Well, that reminds me of a story that I

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Speaker 1: wasn't going to talk about. But my cousin did a

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Speaker 1: big theater production in Paris years ago off like whatever

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Speaker 1: their equivalent of off Broadway is, and he came back

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Speaker 1: and he was used to working in New York for

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Speaker 1: no money and making things happen, and when he came back,

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Speaker 1: he's like, I don't think I'm ever going to do

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Speaker 1: anything in France ever again. He said that they would

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Speaker 1: take smoke breaks every thirty minutes, that they would show

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Speaker 1: up an hour late every day, and then they would

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Speaker 1: take a two hour lunch and drink wine at lunch.

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Speaker 1: And then they hated the equivalent of the line producer,

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Speaker 1: the person that you know has to pay everybody, and

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Speaker 1: so I think the guy's name was Mark, the line producer,

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Speaker 1: and they went on strike after two weeks because the paycheck.

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Speaker 1: They're supposed to get paid every two weeks and they

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Speaker 1: wanted to get paid every week. So they all left.

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Speaker 1: They went to a cafe across the street. My cousin

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Speaker 1: had to go over there and he was like, what

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Speaker 1: is wrong and they were like, Mark is is the mullisk.

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Speaker 1: We call him the mullisk because he clams up all

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Speaker 1: of our money. He is the mullsk. So then instead

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Speaker 1: of going back to work, they start chanting the check

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Speaker 1: cey soois, check cey soois, the check tonight, the check tonight.

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Speaker 1: They wouldn't leave until that guy came over and cut

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Speaker 1: them checks.

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Speaker 6: But they're like, Mark, you are the MULLISKMSK. This is

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Speaker 6: two weeks into building sets and getting ready. So he

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Speaker 6: was like, no, never ever, ever going back.

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Speaker 4: That is incredible.

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Speaker 1: Chi. Anyways, I'll just wrap the story up real tight.

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Speaker 1: This case was the first of its kind, a thirty

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Speaker 1: six thousand pounds payout for a novel condition. But some

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Speaker 1: experts believe up to a third of France's labor force

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Speaker 1: suffer from boor out, so this could start a trend

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Speaker 1: of le x soir.

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Speaker 2: So this is the way the French state finally goes bankrupt.

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Speaker 3: It's okay, We're not to.

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Speaker 2: Pay everyone who's bored, and we have nobody for bridges.

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Speaker 1: Yes, oh my gosh. We are not making fun of

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Speaker 1: mental health. We are making fun of being so bored

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Speaker 1: at a perfumer. Oh just quit the job, dude, Just

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Speaker 1: quit the job. Go get another job. If it's so boring,

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Speaker 1: that's a dream job for a creative. Like when I

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Speaker 1: was young, I had horrible jobs. I wrote scripts all

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Speaker 1: the time. I loved boring jobs. I actively went looking

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Speaker 1: for boring jobs. Oh, man, Taylor, let's do some plug aways.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, tell us everything.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, website, just what it's like?

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Speaker 2: Where can people find dates, What is everything? When is

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Speaker 2: your Sack Special coming out?

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Speaker 5: We have not announced it yet, so I don't know

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Speaker 5: if I'm supposed to say. I also get nervous that

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Speaker 5: it's going to change. So but it's coming out. It's

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Speaker 5: coming out pretty soon.

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Speaker 4: I'll say that.

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Speaker 5: And uh yeah, I'm Taylor Tomlinson Comedy on TikTok.

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Speaker 4: I'm Taylor Mlinson on.

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Speaker 5: Instagram or Twitter ttomcomedy dot com For tour dates in February.

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Speaker 4: This is when this comes out. I'm going to be in.

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Speaker 5: Royal Oak, Michigan, and Atlantic City and Bakersfield and San

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Speaker 5: Diego and Reading and Denver. I believe those are the

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Speaker 5: ones I can remember off the top of my head.

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Speaker 4: So go to my website.

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Speaker 1: So bananimals go, dress like bananas, go cheer. Just if

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Speaker 1: you see a bunch of bananas, they will show up

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Speaker 1: that way, Taylor, So get ready. But we're so excited.

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Speaker 1: We wanted to have you on for a very long time,

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Speaker 1: so we're so glad we made this work.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, I'm so glad.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for checking back in because I do that

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Speaker 5: a lot where I'm like, I'm so swamped ing up.

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Speaker 5: But please check back in like this week, and then

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Speaker 5: a lot of people won't do it, and then it'll

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Speaker 5: never happen or we'll forget. And so I so appreciated

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Speaker 5: that you were like, hey, just check it in about

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Speaker 5: this again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no worries, you're a woman of your word. We

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Speaker 1: know this to be true.

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Speaker 2: And come back and do hot Tub anytime you want.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna be back up in February.

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Speaker 5: Yay.

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Speaker 4: I'm so excited. I missed that show so much.

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Speaker 1: B Bye Taylor, Byana Bananas. This has been an exactly

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Speaker 1: right production.

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Speaker 3: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: Theme music by Kahan, and all.

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Speaker 3: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 1: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 1: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

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Speaker 2: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 1: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

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Speaker 1: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 1: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.