1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand and welcome to the iron N, 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:09,120 Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. 3 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 1: For Thursday, April twenty eight, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel 4 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: Fresh and there's a new fast food item that might 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: be coming back. Everybody's excited about it. I'll tell you 6 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 1: what it is in just a minute, but first let's 7 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 1: meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and a video is 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 1: going viral of two officers in Florida assisting another person 9 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: doing something that I'm not gonna tell yet because I 10 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: want you to hang around to listen to my story later. 11 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: It ended up knocking the guy out cold, so I 12 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 1: have all that coming right up. I'm producer Bennet, and 13 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 1: you know what they say, happy wife, happy life. Of 14 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,520 Speaker 1: course I wouldn't know anything about that, but they do say. 15 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: But it's one guy. He may have bide way more 16 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,320 Speaker 1: than he can chew. I'm not talking about bubblegum or 17 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,959 Speaker 1: my story soon. I'm Christian Gray Snow and if you're 18 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,199 Speaker 1: in the market for a new home, I've got the 19 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,879 Speaker 1: one that could work perfectly for you, as long as 20 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 1: you don't mind having some company, oh or hamming up 21 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 1: on that my story, that's coming up in my story. 22 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 1: All right, more on those in just a second before 23 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 1: you first story of the the day and the i N 24 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: the Adiant News networker and there's fourth the news. Last 25 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: week we reported on the Fasties, the fast Food Awards 26 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,399 Speaker 1: and Wendy's winning the number one breakfast in the nation 27 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 1: for fast food restaurants. About it. We also reported on 28 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: the Mexican pizza coming back to Taco Bell. Well, you've 29 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: just tuned into continuing coverage of fast food Gate twenty 30 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 1: twenty two on the I n N, The Idiot News 31 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news, live local, 32 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:25,199 Speaker 1: late breaking. McDonald's has asked fans to suggest old menu 33 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: items that they should bring back, and the number one 34 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,680 Speaker 1: thing that people want to bring back at McDonald's the 35 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: Mick pizza. Yeah, I never heard of it. That's a lie. 36 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: Pass the Mexican pizza and now the mcmid people. The mcpizza, 37 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: I guess, which was around in the eighties and nineties. 38 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: Never heard of in my life. I went to McDonald's 39 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 1: almost for breakfast, lunch, and dinner as a child. Yeah. 40 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 1: Also they have a mixed spaghetti too. He sounds like 41 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: something Eminem would be ropping about. You can't mess up spaghetti. 42 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network, 43 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they reports. For 44 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's send it on 45 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh, who is on location looking at 46 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 1: the Mick Pizza right now. So let me go right 47 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 1: back to my I'm in Florida. Two officers in Florida. 48 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,679 Speaker 1: We're scrying to capture an alligator. Go watch the video. 49 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: I'll have Christian posted up on the Jewel Show. And 50 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: this alligator whip his head around and boom, this guy, 51 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: I mean instantly, his glasses flew off his head and 52 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: it was great. That was funny. I always like it 53 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: when someone's wearing glasses on their head and then they 54 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 1: get hit in the face because the glasses fly off 55 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 1: every single time. It's funny. And then and then you 56 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: can tell he got knocked out cold because he stumbled 57 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 1: back like two feet and he was lamp and then 58 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 1: just goes backwards and thankfully there was grass right behind him, 59 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: because otherwise he would have hit right on the cement. 60 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: It's kind of a cool story, like he didn't get 61 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: bitten by an alligator. He got knocked out by an 62 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: alligator and he didn't see it coming back to you. 63 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: This is the I n N, the Indian News Network, 64 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next report, 65 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,959 Speaker 1: let's send it on over to producer Minute. Who is 66 00:02:55,040 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: on location? Where are you at? I'm in Brazil, baby Brazil? Yeah, yes, 67 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,959 Speaker 1: and gets what I'm with? I'm with Arthur Urso And 68 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: apparently in Brazil there's a ban on polygamy. So he's 69 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: fighting back every day. And he claims that his nine 70 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:13,519 Speaker 1: wives they want to fulfill his sexual needs at any cost, 71 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 1: what not vice versa. They want to do it for him. 72 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:20,519 Speaker 1: So he's admitting he's struggling with keeping them satisfied as well. 73 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 1: So it's tough to keep one wife. I'm just wondering 74 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: how does his thing things still work? That's what wife 75 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: eight and nine are also thinking that were not satisfying. 76 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: Idiots aren't just in the news. For next story today, 77 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: Let's sit it on over Christian Gray Snow, who is 78 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: on location? Where are you? I am in Fairfax, Virginia, 79 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: not Florida. Yes, where there was a real estate deal 80 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 1: going on in a home received five all cash offers 81 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: and sold for eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars, but 82 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: it came with one little clause that you had to accept, 83 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: and that was that there was someone living in the 84 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: basement who So, yes, you were spending eight hundred and 85 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars on a house that someone already lives 86 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: in because the person than that lived there before passed 87 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 1: away and the person that they have living there was 88 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 1: there like made and they were like guaranteed to live 89 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: there forever. You get it. You buy the house and 90 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 1: you get a made that contract right kind of where 91 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 1: it's kind of a good deal about. So if you're 92 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: looking for an in homemade at no additional cost to 93 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 1: love it idiots, Now, seriously, does she have a lifelong 94 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 1: contract to be a maid at this house? She must 95 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: there must have been a loop in the contract there 96 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 1: for free and not have to clean the house anymore. 97 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: That would be so frustrating if you bought a house 98 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: being like, we bought this house, but check it out 99 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,840 Speaker 1: with the maid that hasn't made that lives in home, 100 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 1: and then they don't clean ever because it's they're like 101 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 1: I don't have oh my god. I would be like 102 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 1: dude's we got a maid, but she doesn't do anything, 103 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: and I can't ask her to do anything because it 104 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 1: is contract. She lives here for free. She doesn't clean, 105 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,479 Speaker 1: and she eats our food. If I'm having a teenager, 106 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 1: I'm doing the Maises. This is This is the Iron 107 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: and the Idiot News Network, where hediots are just in 108 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 1: the news. They part me. Tune in tomorrow, same time 109 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 1: for another heart any report from the I M when. 110 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,840 Speaker 1: You can follow the show on social media. At the 111 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,840 Speaker 1: Jewels Show, follow all of us individually. I'm a jewel 112 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:12,839 Speaker 1: fresh at that, and I'm a Christian graceno. And your 113 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 1: phone prank happens every single hour on the twenties. 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