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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: the best ready go you've heard in a while The

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Speaker 1: Jews Show. Is today going to be the day that

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Speaker 1: you reconnect with an old flame or the day that

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Speaker 1: your house goes up in flames? Are about to find

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Speaker 1: out with Alex Fresh's daily vibration. That's right, It's that

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Speaker 1: time to raise your vibration by doing your daily one

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Speaker 1: card draw. Yeah. So, Tarot is a powerful way. It

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Speaker 1: reveals truth about your future and gives you insight for

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Speaker 1: your day. And remember, every single day at this time

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Speaker 1: it's your daily one card draw. So if you want

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Speaker 1: insight for your day from MOI, then tune in. All right? So,

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Speaker 1: now with you in your draw and shuffling the cards,

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Speaker 1: and what do the cards hold in store for us? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I know? Oh okay, that's not good. I'm going back

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Speaker 1: to bed already. I'm going to call this card the

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Speaker 1: like Royal of Worry, the Royal of Worry. You guess

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Speaker 1: five of Pentacles, That is correct, okay, ing Ding Ding,

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Speaker 1: Well you said royal warriy I was thinking like king

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Speaker 1: of Death, king of worry, ween of worry, whatever you

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Speaker 1: my exact minor arconic card that's associated with my zodiac Deccan,

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Speaker 1: and it represents like financial loss and poverty or fear

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Speaker 1: six minor arconic cards and everyone has one associated with

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Speaker 1: the basic traits about your personality from reading your horoscope

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Speaker 1: in the past, but I'm sure you've also heard that

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Speaker 1: this is a perfect example because I'll explain quickly so

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Speaker 1: you can look of your decond. Decon lets you dive

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Speaker 1: Five of Pentacles. The first degree is April twentieth through thirtieth,

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Speaker 1: so it's ten days, right. The second degree is April

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Speaker 1: But decons explain more about you. So I can't do

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Speaker 1: But I know the five Epentacles because it's my minor

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Speaker 1: it very well. When it shows up in a reading, though,

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Speaker 1: it could mean losing a job or relationship, or experiencing

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Speaker 1: like some other financial or emotional hardship. But the upside

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Speaker 1: this is so me. You may feel alone, or you

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Speaker 1: may wonder why is no one helping me, or appear

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Speaker 1: it seriously because I have to every day. And that

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Speaker 1: was your daily vibration, all right. Remember you can follow

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Speaker 1: the show on social media. At the Jewel Show you

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Speaker 1: can follow all of us individually. I met Jewel Fresh

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Speaker 1: and at Adreas. I'm at Evan on the radio the

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Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone Frank Day morning,

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Speaker 1: So that's one's Oh my god, did you just see

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Speaker 1: They're going to get China right now. She's literally going

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Speaker 1: this isn't JJ Oh. Hello, this is Chefs. I can

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe it right now, but she's Sharon. She's

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Speaker 1: see what? Did you see? What Karen? Did you her?

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Speaker 1: She slapped her face? You know what? This is getting frustrating?

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Speaker 1: was trying to dial Todd's extension. This is my name's well,

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Speaker 1: you didn't hear it from me. Hello, Delala, it's dial

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Speaker 1: is no please, Hi Delilah. Obviously my name is Delilah. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm a male dude. Just did you say you

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Speaker 1: grand ol opry. This is my death, my extension. I

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Speaker 1: this is my death my office. Do you understand? And

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Speaker 1: I'm not no damned dean Lila. So this isn't Delilah.

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Speaker 1: No damn it. I said that, I'm not Delia. Man.

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Speaker 1: what's up. Alan, It's a It's It's it's Pete, Alexis

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Speaker 1: we have to tell you it's a prank phone call. First.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, this is actually the Jewel Show. Yep, this

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Speaker 1: is Jewel, this is alex, this is Evan, and we're

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. Are you serious? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh wow, we'll get the hot gossip going, she said.

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jewil phone pranks the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's time Floor of the Roses only

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Speaker 1: on The Jewel Show. HELLI is on the phone for

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Speaker 1: War of the Roses to catch a cheeter today because

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Speaker 1: her boyfriend of ten months, Tony, might be cheating on her,

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Speaker 1: all because of something she found at his place. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: can catch him. Ali, what's up? Thanks for your email?

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Speaker 1: So you think that your boyfriend's cheating on you? So

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Speaker 1: I was out of town at a bachelorette party and

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Speaker 1: and it's not mine. I mean, how's your scrunchy game?

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Speaker 1: Do you have a lot of scrunchies that you might

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Speaker 1: have forgotten one? Uh? No, I have little cute brown

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, so you guys live together then? Yeah? Like,

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Speaker 1: how does he not check if he's actually cheating? How

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm a Dallas phone right now here we go. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: tell me who this Jessica is? Wow? I fine, fine, okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, pack your and get the out

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Speaker 1: shows were of the roses. The Jewbil Show on demand

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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. The person on the phone for

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Speaker 1: today's dirty Little Secret is delicious, remember, yes, and nutritious.

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Speaker 1: happily married, and well, you're you're cheated on your husband?

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Speaker 1: So happy? I wouldn't know if that's happily married. It's

419
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Speaker 1: more like, I like withheld information. Have you cheating on him? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: A lot of people do that. I found that a

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Speaker 1: lot of people who cheat usually hold that information from

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Speaker 1: the person cheating on. So have you been cheating on

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Speaker 1: your husband for a long time? Well, it only happened once,

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Speaker 1: only one time? One time? Was it worth it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean I mean just had coffee, so I guess

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Speaker 1: it was worth having a coffee. You had coffee? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean you just had coffee? I went to

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Speaker 1: coffee with Um, this guy that I've known for ever,

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Speaker 1: But um, I hadn't seen him in years, and I

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Speaker 1: didn't tell him my husband about it? Wait, so kiss him? No? Wait?

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Speaker 1: So did you you huked up with him? No? So

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Speaker 1: you literally went to get coffee with someone who hadn't

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Speaker 1: seen in a while. Yeah, but he's he's a guy,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't tell I didn't tell my husband, so

435
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Speaker 1: I just where it felt weird when where's the cheating pot? Did? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because that's just lying. Really? Yeah, I don't think cheated

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Speaker 1: on your husband? Are you serious something? It's cheating if

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Speaker 1: from meeting up with another guy and I don't tell

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Speaker 1: my husband. It sounds bad when you say it like yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I would consider that being untruthful, not unfaithful

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Speaker 1: necessarily unless you had met with him and with plans

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Speaker 1: of hooking up. Yeah. But the way that you started

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Speaker 1: this off with your dirty little secret, I thought for

444
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Speaker 1: sure that you were like, had cheated, cheated on him.

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Speaker 1: Oh No, we just got coffee. So it doesn't sound

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Speaker 1: like you cheated. It sounds like you went behind your

447
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Speaker 1: husband's back and had coffee with an old friend, which

448
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Speaker 1: is still lying to him, which is still not cool.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do that, but I wouldn't feel so bad

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Speaker 1: about it. I wouldn't be so down though. Yeah, I

451
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Speaker 1: don't know if that's grounds for divorce or not. Well,

452
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Speaker 1: if my husband went out took coffee with another female,

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Speaker 1: I would definitely consider that cheating. Yeah, well, I don't

454
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Speaker 1: think it's that big of a deal. Also, there is

455
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Speaker 1: I know it's a stereotype, but there is kind of

456
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Speaker 1: a double standard sometimes when it comes to relationships and

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Speaker 1: dating and the way that people see things like Alex

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Speaker 1: and I are married. If you didn't know that, By

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Speaker 1: the way, I just have to say that in case

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Speaker 1: people are listening they just tuned in and be like, Hey,

461
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Speaker 1: why are the guys talking about this? But Alex and

462
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Speaker 1: I have a situation where Alex kind of gets to

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Speaker 1: do what she wants sometimes. And the other day on

464
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Speaker 1: the show, I brought up ten years ago I had

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Speaker 1: a crush on one of my friend's girlfriends, and she's like, who,

466
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Speaker 1: who was it about her? I was like, that was

467
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Speaker 1: ten years I didn't even know you. Then. Sometimes there's

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Speaker 1: a little bit of adult stating there. So anyway, yeah,

469
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Speaker 1: for you, it might be bad. For him, it might

470
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Speaker 1: not be as bad, But you should still tell him

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Speaker 1: instead of lying to him. But you didn't cheat, I

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Speaker 1: don't think. No, you have to tell him if you

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Speaker 1: do it again, Just you go look up what cheating

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Speaker 1: is on Urban Dictionary and then decide if you're going

475
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Speaker 1: to if you're cheating or not. But don't lie to

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Speaker 1: him again. Okay, I thank you guys. What's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? Did Jebel show on demand? Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: I n N, The Idiot News Work where idiots are

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Speaker 1: Just in the news for Wednesday, November third, twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and if you need more proof that

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Speaker 1: humanity is evolving backward, the dictionary just added a few

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Speaker 1: new words. Tell you how we've set ourselves back a

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Speaker 1: few thousand years in just a second. But first let's

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Speaker 1: meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and one a list

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Speaker 1: celebrity was on The Howard String Show who wouldn't admit

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Speaker 1: something to him so he had to call her mom.

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Speaker 1: And I'm English Evan and Michael Meyers, the famous killer

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Speaker 1: from the Halloween franchise has many labels murderer, psychopath, speedwalker,

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Speaker 1: but now he's been given a label that no one

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Speaker 1: soul coming. Okay, we'll hear about those stories in just

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Speaker 1: a second before your first story of the day in

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Speaker 1: the I n the eight news network where he's starting

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Speaker 1: the news. They report the news. Mary and Webster just

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Speaker 1: added four hundred and fifty five new words and phrases

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Speaker 1: to its online dictionary. These I always bring these up

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Speaker 1: because it's really weird to me that they add certain

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Speaker 1: things to the dictionary. Anyway, some of you might know

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Speaker 1: and some of you might not, But I'll just read

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Speaker 1: a few of them. Yes, Dad, bod has been that's

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Speaker 1: funny added to the Mary Webster Dictionary. You know what

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Speaker 1: that is. And then there's of course pandemic related terms

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Speaker 1: breakthrough cases, super spreader, long COVID, and vaccine passport. Those

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Speaker 1: are all added to the dictionary. Super describe a night

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Speaker 1: out as well. Don't look up super spreader on Urban Dictionary.

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Speaker 1: Quite different. They also added am I R T E

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Speaker 1: as a word. Am I right? No, Am I right?

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Speaker 1: That as a word of the diction. That's ridiculous, am I?

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Speaker 1: It is ridiculous? Am I right? That's how it's spelled too. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I think that one should be on Urban Dictionary. Maybe

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Speaker 1: we should stop using the Merriam Webster Dictionary. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: just use Urban Dictionary because that's where all the words

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Speaker 1: are coming from anyway, right now, am I? Right? Am I?

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Speaker 1: You need to know like it has all the info there,

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Speaker 1: like like to keep it in the know, right right, right, right,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, this is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For our next story of the day, let's send it

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Speaker 1: on over to Alex Crash. It was all location and

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Speaker 1: Howard Stern's vacation home. Well, I mean that's where he's

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Speaker 1: a recording, so that's why we're where Kate Beckin's she's

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Speaker 1: an actress. She was recently here on his show. Right,

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Speaker 1: she said on the Howard Stern Show. Quote, every single doctor,

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Speaker 1: every single person I've ever come across, has said, you'd

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Speaker 1: be so much happier if you were thirty percent less

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Speaker 1: smart what she says, because she has a high IQ. Right,

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Speaker 1: But then she wouldn't. Then she forgot how high her

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Speaker 1: IQ was because she didn't want to like talk about it,

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Speaker 1: because she didn't want to brag about it. Why would

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Speaker 1: you say that? That's bizarre. Also, it is true they

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Speaker 1: say people with higher IQ's tend to be a little

531
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Speaker 1: less happy because they overthink everything, right, but still come on.

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Speaker 1: And then she said, it's no good to me though,

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Speaker 1: it's really not helpful to me in my career. I

534
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Speaker 1: just think it might have been a handicap. Actually, oh yeah, goodness.

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Speaker 1: I would have actually been way further along in my

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Speaker 1: acting career if I wasn't so dog gone smart, right,

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Speaker 1: you think she would like ben Stern asked like, okay,

538
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Speaker 1: what's your IQ? And then she was like what say? No,

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Speaker 1: she knew she was acting like KOI about it right,

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Speaker 1: because she wouldn't admit it, like knowingly what it is.

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Speaker 1: He literally called her mom, that's amazing. When her mom

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Speaker 1: said it was like, well, it's one fifty two, okay,

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Speaker 1: and where does that stand on the THO that's high.

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Speaker 1: That's that's like high, Like the average is like around

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Speaker 1: a hundred, right, And like every single doctor, every single one,

546
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Speaker 1: if you were one twenty two, then it wouldn't evolved.

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Speaker 1: That's not percentage. Probably that she's talking about her IQ

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Speaker 1: the whole time to the doctors and they're probably like, dude,

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Speaker 1: if you had if it was possible for you to

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Speaker 1: have thirty percent less IQ, this would be so much

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Speaker 1: easier to deal with it, so you wouldn't be talking

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Speaker 1: about it all the time. So go on with your

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Speaker 1: humble or not so humble. So that's all I have

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Speaker 1: sending it back to you. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For the next story of the day, let's send it

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Speaker 1: on over to English seven. Who's on location? Wherever Michael

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Speaker 1: Myers is, wherever he lives. I'm not exactly sure of

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Speaker 1: the town, but you guys know Michael Myers, the fictional killer.

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Speaker 1: He is being branded get ready to be annoyed as homophobic?

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Speaker 1: What the villain? Why fictional character? Michael? The writer? Well,

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Speaker 1: the writer was don't you say that? Okay, here's why

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Speaker 1: is because in the newest movie, which was just released,

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Speaker 1: he kills a gay couple and people online are really

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Speaker 1: annoyed because it's like the first gay couple to be

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Speaker 1: featured in a Halloween movie. So apparently they're branding him

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Speaker 1: as homophobic though, or it's a writer who's just you know,

568
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Speaker 1: wanting to do that but just writes about it. Or

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Speaker 1: they figured I'm going to write a movie and this

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Speaker 1: time I'm going to have a gay couple in it

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Speaker 1: because they're underrepresentative. I'm gonna put them on the screen

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Speaker 1: because well they're normally are out there. It's a movie

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Speaker 1: with a guy who kills a lot of people, so

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Speaker 1: he probably will kill them, but not because they're homophobic,

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Speaker 1: just because they happen to live on the wrong block

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Speaker 1: at the wrong time and that guy's a murderer. And

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Speaker 1: then that happens and people complain and the writers like,

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Speaker 1: what downe you love to lose your job, lady, And

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Speaker 1: that means the i n N is But don't worry,

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Speaker 1: we'll do it again at the same time. Job they're training, well, nothing,

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Speaker 1: lose yo job. You're about to lose yoth job. You're

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Speaker 1: about to lose yo job. That was the i n N.

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. Remember,

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Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media. At the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually. I'm

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Speaker 1: at you will Fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, The Jewil Show on demand, it's

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone frame today mornings. That's one. Hello. Hello, Yes,

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Speaker 1: my name is Ted Thibidel and I'm calling from Costco

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Speaker 1: member services. I was looking for Carmen. Yeah, this is Carmen. Carmen,

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Speaker 1: how are you today? I'm doing fine? Hell are you?

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Speaker 1: You know what? I'm pleased with frog sitting all lillipad

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Speaker 1: and stud I'm having a great day. You might not

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Speaker 1: be having a great day when this whole call with them,

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Speaker 1: but right now I am feeling all sunshiny and good inside.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm good? Good? What could I helpe?

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Speaker 1: He was, Well, I am calling because I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to discuss a little bit of an issue that we

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Speaker 1: had the other day. I know you came into our

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Speaker 1: store and try to return a toothbrush kit. What year

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Speaker 1: was it, I don't even know if they had records

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Speaker 1: of humanity back then, two thousand and fourteen. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I brought it in and they were really

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Speaker 1: cool about it, and I had a very good experience.

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Speaker 1: So you had a pleasant experience with our people at

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Speaker 1: the customer service desk. Well, that is very nice. I

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Speaker 1: understand that you did not have a receipt for that

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Speaker 1: toothbrush kid. I mean yeah, I mean it was a

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Speaker 1: while ago, and so the receipt just got lost. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: two tho fourteen. I don't even know where I was

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Speaker 1: in two thou fourteen, let alone saving receipts from two

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Speaker 1: thousand and fourteen, and we went ahead and took that

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Speaker 1: back anyway and also refunded use some money. Is that correct? Yes?

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Speaker 1: And I was really glad that you were able to

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Speaker 1: do that. I really appreciate it. Were wonderful. Well, those

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Speaker 1: employees that have helped you out, they are dead and gown.

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Speaker 1: Just let you know what, what do you mean? They're

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Speaker 1: dead and gone? I mean they are no longer a

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Speaker 1: Costco employe. They are dead and gone to us. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. Did that sound like they were actually dead

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Speaker 1: and gone, like they had passed on to the other realm.

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Speaker 1: I did not mean that. What I meant was I

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Speaker 1: had to let them go, and to me, they are

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Speaker 1: dead and they are gone. I am so sorry you

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Speaker 1: fired them because I returned to TOO Sprits. Is correct?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of a dance that they do?

627
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Speaker 1: I think it's in Ireland, the jig? You ever hear

628
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: that dance? Yes? But what does that have to do

629
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,959
Speaker 1: with the TOO pressures? And why did you fire those people? Well?

630
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: The jig is also a term for sort of a

631
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: scam or something like that. And sometimes when people get

632
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: caught in the jig, they're either dancing and that's fun,

633
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: or they're trying to defraud someone and that's not fun.

634
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: And when that happens, you gotta let somebody know the

635
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: jig is up. Are you saying that I'm trying to

636
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: defraud you? Well, see this happens when you work in

637
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: this industry, and you work in the customer service industry,

638
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: this happens a lot of times. People come in and

639
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: they just try to return something they didn't even buy

640
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: from the store so they can just get money in

641
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: their pocket. It's kind of a little jig that they do.

642
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: And then I call them and I say, the jig

643
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: is up. No, no, no, no, I bought that from

644
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: I don't. I cannot believe you're You're accusing me of

645
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: bringing something back that I didn't even buy from your shop.

646
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: And there it is. We have just summoned together. We

647
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,479
Speaker 1: made it to the peak. What are you talking about?

648
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 1: I am talking about mountain climbing. You ever hear a mountain,

649
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: You ever see mountain climbers. We have summoned to the

650
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: top of the mountain. We were climbing together and by summoning.

651
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: What I mean is that Costco membership you got stead

652
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: and gone. Now I'm so sorry about that. Hey to

653
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: give that atship? Yes, your Costco membership is didn't gone.

654
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 1: That why I believe that you were a thief and

655
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 1: you were trying to thieve money from the company, and

656
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,720
Speaker 1: that is why that membership didn't gone. We just strictly

657
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: don't stand for thieves. No one, no one. When I

658
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: went to Costco, no one accused me of feeding anything.

659
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 1: And that is why those jobs are did those those

660
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: employees jobs are didn't gone, just like membership. That membership did.

661
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,479
Speaker 1: That membership gone. So sorry, Will you please stop saying

662
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: that I'm sorry thing. I want you to ran seeing

663
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: my membership because I am a loyal customer. Are you

664
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,800
Speaker 1: asking me and not say your sorry anymore? Because I

665
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: will not do that. I will I will be sorry

666
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: if I want you because I feel bad. I don't

667
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: want to dead go on anybody's membership. But sometimes that

668
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: membership did. Sometimes that membership gone. I'm so sorry. Yeah,

669
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: you know what, This phone conversation is over. We are

670
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: done talking right now. I'm gonna go into my Costco.

671
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to them there because this is this

672
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 1: is I think that's the great idea, and I think

673
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: it's also a great idea. I let you know the

674
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: prank phone call. I am so sorry. This is white.

675
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call because this is actually Jewel

676
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

677
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: and your husband. Antonio set you up? Are you kidding me? No? Well, yes,

678
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: I guess I was ready to go in there with

679
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: like like fire and primstone and be like wow, he

680
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: said that you were you return an old toothbrush the

681
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: other day, and we're nervous because he didn't never a seat.

682
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 1: So I wanted to call and tell you that membership.

683
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: Did that membership gone? I am so sorry, wake up

684
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: every morning with Jebil phone pranks the Jewel Show on

685
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 1: to me and first day follow up. Did you guys

686
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: know they had penball leagues? No? Neither did I does anyone?

687
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: I think pinball? Probably if you're into pinball, then you

688
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: know they have pinball leagues. And I say that because

689
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: Terrence is on the phone right now, and Terrence isn't

690
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: getting a callback from a woman named Robbin. They went

691
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 1: out on a date and apparently they are both in

692
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: a pinball league. I don't really care that much about

693
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: your date or not getting a callback. I just want

694
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: to learn more about pinball leagues. Where'd you sign up

695
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: to being a pinball league, Terrence? They just add this

696
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: gaming bar with it, like old school, you know, video

697
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,479
Speaker 1: game so you can play when drink. So this isn't

698
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: like a like a major national pinball league. This is

699
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: a pinball league that you and your buddies created at

700
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: a bar that you go to. Yeah, the community level. Yeah,

701
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 1: so did you meet Robin? The woman's not giving you

702
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: a callback at the bar where you have your pinball league?

703
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: Is that how you guys met exactly? Yeah, we met

704
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: there all right. And before we ask you about the

705
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: date stuff. How long has it been since you talked

706
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: to her? It's been it's been a couple of weeks.

707
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything back from her. And how many

708
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: times have you reached out to her? A couple of times. Well,

709
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: that's weird, like a huge athlete like you not getting

710
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: a callback. You know, normally women are throwing themselves at

711
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: pinball athletes, but that enforcement money. Yeah, yeah, you know,

712
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I just don't want her to think

713
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: that I'm just you know, a gamer like this all

714
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: I do like I am naturally, you know, gifted when

715
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: it comes to pinball and nineties gaming, but I, like,

716
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: you know, I do other things like I hike, I

717
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: do pottery. We don't even know why she's not calling

718
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: you back, but she's clearly not calling you back for

719
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: a reason. So what did you guys do for your date?

720
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: Let's try and figure it out. You know, we did

721
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: the pinball tournament. We did a couple rounds of that.

722
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: We got out early because we we did like you know,

723
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: we camed up together. Usually for pinball tournament you can

724
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: do in a solo or do Okay, so how did

725
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: you meet her? It was at the bar. I was

726
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: doing this the weekly pinball tournament with my homies that

727
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 1: we always do every week, and I saw her with

728
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: her friends and okay, went up to her, talked to

729
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 1: her a little bit, you know, about her drink, and

730
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: told her to come by next week and play on

731
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: my team. Okay, nice. She obviously you guys exchanged numbers

732
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 1: and she came back and that was your date playing

733
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: with her in the pinball tournament. How was that? Was

734
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: it fun for her you think? Or just for you? Yeah. So,

735
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: you know, I thought we had a couple you know,

736
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: anside jokes and we were making some like, you know,

737
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: good little memories, especially at that bar. Did you have

738
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: any conversation at all or was it just all about

739
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: the game and the sport. I think it was good

740
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 1: give and take, you know, some some you know gaming

741
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: was I was kind of coaching us through some stuff.

742
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: And then also just you know, talking about growing up

743
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: up in the city. Was there any point throughout the

744
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 1: date that you thought that, like her attitude kind of changed,

745
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: or that you could feel that she wasn't really enjoying

746
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: it anymore? Not good, I could go. No. Okay, so

747
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: you have no idea, not the slightest clue as to

748
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: why she's ghosting you. No. I thought on my energy

749
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: was great. I thought she had great energy. I thought

750
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: we were you know, we had great chemistry. I feel

751
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: like we you know, we were making little jokes, giving

752
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: each other names, and I'm like shocked that she didn't reply,

753
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 1: you know, after after that night. Okay, I guess I

754
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: am kind of concerned that she only thinks them like

755
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 1: one dimensional when it comes to you know, playing video games,

756
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: and just like you're just all about the video games, like, yeah,

757
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: I like that. I don't have a light. Okay, so

758
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: that's the reason that you think maybe she doesn't want

759
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: to go out with you again or see you again. Yeah, okay,

760
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 1: did you guys kiss or anything at the end of

761
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: the night. How did the evening end? No, we hugged, though,

762
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: we hugged, feel like you know, good? Three four five seconds.

763
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: It's a long hug. You didn't hear from her one

764
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: time afterwards? Is that correct? Yeah? Yeah? And the the

765
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: only thing you can think of is that maybe she

766
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: just thinks you're two into gaming. Yeah. Did you guys

767
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: win in your pinball tournament? Or did you lose? Oh?

768
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: You know, we lost early, but the game was more

769
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 1: time to like play other games, and that might be

770
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: what it is. She might want a day a champion does. Yeah, yeah,

771
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 1: I mean I hope that. All right, Well, we'll find

772
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: it out for you a play a song, come back,

773
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,919
Speaker 1: and then call her and see if we can figure

774
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: out watching that game back to you. All right, all right, cool,

775
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: all right, hold on, we'll do it next inst Jewal Show.

776
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: Homily athletes have women throwing themselves at them, you know,

777
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: like NBA players. They got group he's waiting in the

778
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: lobby as their hotel all the time. Football players, specifically

779
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: the Kardashians, they have waiting, Yeah, the NBA, the Kardashians

780
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: are just hanging out in the lobby of the hotel room. Well, surprisingly,

781
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: we have an athlete on the phone who isn't getting

782
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: a call back. His name is Terence and he plays

783
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: in a pinball league and he went out with a

784
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: girl named Robin Well. And when I say went out,

785
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: I mean he hangs out at the same bar every

786
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: weekend with his homies playing pinball. And he saw her

787
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: in there one night and said, hey, you should come

788
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: back next week and play on my team. I don't

789
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: want you to play on anybody else's team by mine,

790
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: and she agreed and they played pinball together. And now

791
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: she's not calling him back. The only reason you can

792
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: think of that he's not getting a callback is maybe

793
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: she thinks he's a little bit too into gaming and

794
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: doesn't have anything else to offer. But Terrence swears that

795
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: he does. There's more to you, Terrence than just a

796
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: pinball master, right, Yeah, absolutely, And I really want to

797
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: reconnect with her again, because you know, we were laughing

798
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: and yeah, I just really want to know what happened,

799
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: and it's you know, we can make it work, all right? Well,

800
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: well Donald her number right now and see if we

801
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: can figure it out for you. Okay, oh, thank you,

802
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: thank you much. Here we go. Hello him, I speak

803
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 1: to Robin please. Yeah, this is she, Hey Robin, how

804
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: are you? This is je Well from a radio show

805
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 1: called The Jewels Show. And this is Alex from a

806
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 1: show called The Jewels Show. And this is English Evan

807
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 1: from a show called The Jewel Show. And the Jewels

808
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: Show is a radio show called The Jewel Shore. Wow. Okay, um, great,

809
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: what's going on? Do you ever listened before? I have? Actually,

810
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: you know, I'm totally surprised. Are you a fan? Yeah?

811
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: Yes I am. But what is this? What's happening? What

812
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: do you think could be happening right now? I think

813
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: I do know what happened. I think I do know

814
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: what happened. Okay, happened? What are you following up with

815
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:47,240
Speaker 1: me on a date? Yes? Wow? Oh? No, okay, all right, okay,

816
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: So our question is do you know who we're talking about? Yeah?

817
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: I do? Okay, So you haven't gone out on a

818
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: lot of dates in the past few weeks and no,

819
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 1: I'm not like, no, you remember, remember your dates, but

820
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: I don't go on three dates at night. Obviously you

821
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: know that we're calling about Terrence. Yeah, Terrence emailed us,

822
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: obviously you know how this works. Emailed us and wants

823
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: to know why you won't get back to him, why

824
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: you won't call him back. Oh my gosh, Okay, I

825
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: feel kind of bad about this. So here's the thing.

826
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: He's really fun. We had a great time we you know,

827
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: we went. I'm sure he told you. We went and

828
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: played pinball. He's actually in a league. And that was

829
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: all great, like it was kind of cute and goofy

830
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 1: and everything. But ha ha, you just did something that

831
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: was just kind of a turn off. We want to know.

832
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: So you were turned on because the pinball, of course,

833
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: and then somehow, somehow he did something that was a

834
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,399
Speaker 1: turn off to you. What was it? Okay, what he did, though,

835
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: is he asked me to call him the Thumb, like

836
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: as a nickname of his or yeah, like yeah, it's fine,

837
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: funny little nickname. But the way he asked was just

838
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: a little intense, like he got real serious. He's like,

839
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 1: all right, all right, listen, listen, um, and he pulled

840
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 1: out a jersey that he had made and like a

841
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 1: you know, it looks like a professional sports jersey, and

842
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: it said the Thumb. Yeah, and he's like, I think

843
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: we're really vibing. I want you to refer to me

844
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: as the Thumb. Okay, And there was no hint of

845
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 1: a joke, Like he wasn't joking at all. No, I

846
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: didn't think so. I thought he was like really serious.

847
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 1: He probably was beca we were joking before, like we

848
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: were having a great time, and then it just like

849
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: the mood shifted. I wanted me to call him the thumb.

850
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,879
Speaker 1: All right, what was game time? I guess right, yeah,

851
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: that was it. Other than that we had a good time,

852
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 1: Like it just was like that was intense. I thought

853
00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: it was. It was strange and I couldn't shake You

854
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: want to date Terrence and you don't want to date

855
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: the thumb? The thumb, yeah exactly. All right. Well, I

856
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: don't know if I have to remind you of this

857
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: because you'd said that you listen to the show quite

858
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 1: a bit, but the Thumb is actually on the phone

859
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 1: listening and wants to talk to you. Oh damn it, Hey,

860
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: do you forget? No, I mean, this is all a lot. Yeah,

861
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: I didn't forget. I knew it was coming. Here we go, Terence,

862
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: you go by Terrence or the Thumb right now? Hey, Hey,

863
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: hey Robin, Hey Karence. How are Yeah? I've had better days. No,

864
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm voice, you know. Yeah, man, Like can I

865
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: call you Terrence? Though? Can I call you Terrence? Yeah?

866
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 1: You know, And that's something it is. It's kind of like,

867
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: you know, an alter ego thing, and it is just

868
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 1: very like it's it's not serious, but it is kind

869
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 1: of just like what you know, my friends call me,

870
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: you know. I guess I didn't. I didn't know it

871
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: was that big of a thing for you to just

872
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 1: kind of stop on board of that. No, No, I

873
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: just I just thought it was intense, that's all. I

874
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 1: really I had a good time the rest of the time, honestly,

875
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: I really did. Yeah, you know, it is just like

876
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 1: a very important thing that just you know, people call

877
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: me the Thumb while I'm in the zone. It just

878
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: helps me play better, you know, and just and be

879
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: who I am when I am gaming. Gotcha? Well, I mean,

880
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: but let me ask you this, if we ever went

881
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: out again, could we do something not in ball related

882
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: and could I just call you Terrence. Absolutely. If we're

883
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: not gaming, call me Terence. Yes. Well in that case, Robin,

884
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 1: would you like to go on another day with Terrence?

885
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:59,280
Speaker 1: Will pay for it with Terrence? Not No, Oh my gosh,

886
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 1: she's making me lab you know what, why not? Let's

887
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: do it? You have to play involved? Yeah, okay, yeah, yes,

888
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 1: I promise, I promise. It's just kay, yes, Teren, congratulations,

889
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: thank you, Thank you guys, and then thank you, thank you, Robin. Like,

890
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: I promise you won't be disappointed. Okay, Terence will not

891
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: disappoint Okay, I hope not. I'm yeah, well the thumb

892
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: disappointed is the question. Jubils First Gay follow up The

893
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: Jewbils Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. I have

894
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: not had what's on the phone for a dirty Little

895
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 1: Secret in a long time, but I would like them,

896
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: like them more than one. Yeah, it's a Jewels show.

897
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in

898
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 1: four one six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

899
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,720
Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. It doesn't matter. You literally

900
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 1: can whatever you want. Nobody will know who you are.

901
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 1: We keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your

902
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: name is. And on the phone right now to tell us.

903
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: The dirty little secret is onion rings. Onion rings, Yeah yeah,

904
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: on your rings on my favorite man. Yeah yeah, they're good.

905
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 1: Do you like them in the dipping sauce while you

906
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: are in rings like the orange sauce? I don't know

907
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: what it's called. I never even had that. Ah, so good.

908
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 1: All right, well, onion rings. Other than really liking to

909
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: be dipped in aoli. What's your other dirty little secret? Well,

910
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: your fellas, I had to get this off my chest, man.

911
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: My dirty little secret is I recently broke up with

912
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend with the past two years, right, she

913
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: cheated on me. Okay, so so I was really upset, man,

914
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: Like I was about to marry her, I was about

915
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: to actually engage, and I invested all this money to

916
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,959
Speaker 1: my relationship, and I was like, you know what, because

917
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,720
Speaker 1: we live together, you know what, I'm gonna be really patty,

918
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: I'm I called up the moving company. Then I got

919
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: other moving companies to see, like the bitty outbid each

920
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: other to get my girls stuff out of my house

921
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: in twenty four hours. Really that's done. That's amazing. Yeah, man,

922
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: So they just moved all of her stuff out of

923
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: your house. When you found out that she was cheating

924
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 1: on you. Yes, man, I took the long with the

925
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 1: lowest did and one company said we do the whole

926
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: haul for under five hundred to take their stuff across town.

927
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, cool, bro, comeing over come right now? How

928
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: did she react? Um? I changed the locks so by

929
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: time she got off from words, she was really like

930
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: had the mean base like ours? How was going on?

931
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: You know you did it all though? I mean you

932
00:49:56,680 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 1: change the locks? Stuff out? Where'd you have her stuff shipped? Um?

933
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: I put it in the storage band so she can

934
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: get it for a month. And if she doesn't get

935
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 1: it for a month, then I learned from the show

936
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 1: on TLC they will sell it in all I'd be

937
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 1: amazing if you were watching that what is it, storage Wars? Yeah,

938
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: that's a good show. You're watching Storage Wars And they

939
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: opened it up and it's all her stuff. That would

940
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: be amazing. Yes, And then I can flip it again,

941
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: so Alex and you will have either of you guys

942
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: ever got revenge on an X before? Oh? Yeah I have.

943
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: What did you do? Um? I met up with the

944
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: girl that he was cheating on me with. Oh, after

945
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 1: she texts me yeah and then we took a picture

946
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: of his favorite hand like thing that he does, which

947
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: is shaka the chaka. Yeah, and then I sent it

948
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: to him. That's awesome. I've never gotten a revenge on it.

949
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: I mean, my revenge is just I've never gotten revenge necessarily.

950
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: I just wanted to like, I just wanted to be

951
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: gone so much that I just was gone, like I

952
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: had just be I didn't even want to take time

953
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: to think about revenge. I just had to run. It

954
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: was just sadness, not even sadness happiness. But I had

955
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 1: to get it way and never think, never look back.

956
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: Text in four one to six one, what have you

957
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: done to get revenge on it? Next? Well, thank you

958
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Thanks man on your ring

959
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: out what's your dirty little secret? The Jewil Show on demand.

960
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: There's an old saying from one of the greatest philosophers

961
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: of our time that really sums up life. It's the

962
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: Jewbil Show. That's not what they said, but I'm not

963
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: sure who said it. It could have been Gandhi or

964
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: it could have been Rob Kardashian. I know it was

965
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: one of those highly regarded philosophers though, Yeah, no doubt

966
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,439
Speaker 1: it was one of them. The saying is it's better

967
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: to be lucky than good. Said that. It was either

968
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: Gandhi or Rob Kardashian, them or me. I have no idea.

969
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: Somebody said it, and just a second ago you heard

970
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: me say one of the members of the show should

971
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: probably be in jail, or should have been in jail

972
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: a long time ago, in jail right now for one

973
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: thing or another. Especially the way I drive. I get

974
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: pulled over a lot, and I hardly get tickets, and

975
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: it drives Alex crazy always, and it's always been that way.

976
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is about my luck with that,

977
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 1: but I'd get pulled over and I should definitely get

978
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: a ticket for many things for sure, and they'll let

979
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: me go. I moved once, right, and I just wanted

980
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: to play a game with myself for fun. I was like,

981
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: I'm not going to register my car. I'm gonna leave

982
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 1: the tabs expired for as long as possible. How long

983
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: can I go until I get a ticket. Once I

984
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: get a ticket, I will change over the tabs and

985
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: I will register my car again. It's a fun game.

986
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 1: It was really fun because I got pulled over multiple times,

987
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 1: and I would get off every single time, and then

988
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: I finally got a ticket. It was about a year

989
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 1: and a half later, they finally gave me a ticket.

990
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: That's just how it goes with me and getting tickets.

991
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: I've gone several tickets since I've been with him. Right,

992
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm like, I barely even drive. And then

993
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: we went on a twenty hour road trip drive. Right,

994
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: He drove eighteen of the twenty hours, and I drove too,

995
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 1: and I got a speeding ticket. And it was right

996
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 1: after we switched too, and I was driving fast, I

997
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 1: mean way faster than I was. I was going like

998
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 1: ninety and he would be like doing like one hundred.

999
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: It was like thirty minutes after you are you kidding?

1000
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: At that point, it's just like a curse on you

1001
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: or something. So then, so here's what happened. So he

1002
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: finally you guys, you guys, he finally got a ticket.

1003
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: I did get pulled over the other day and I

1004
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: was going way over the speed litles tell you about it.

1005
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: He was going ninety two in a seventy. That's twenty

1006
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: two miles an hour over the speed limit. It's not

1007
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: even your worst, is it. Twenty miles an hour is

1008
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: reckless driving. Reckless driving. You should get a reckless driving charge,

1009
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: I guess for whatever is in time. No, that just

1010
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: means you can if you if you've had like previous things.

1011
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 1: I think, but ninety two in a seventy and comes

1012
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:38,360
Speaker 1: up to one hundred if they didn't stop me. I

1013
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: want to go there. So you know, the state patrol

1014
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: gave Jubil a one hundred and eight dollars ticket for

1015
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: going eight five over five over. And I knew I

1016
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: was going to get a ticket this time. I could

1017
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: just tell right, And he comes back and he's like,

1018
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 1: I just march you off is five over five over?

1019
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: That is so upset? A hundred and eight dollars? Get this?

1020
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: So get this. Couple days later, Yeah, I'm driving home

1021
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: from getting my hair done and I didn't realize that

1022
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: I was passing this school that had just gone out

1023
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: at three to one, and I was going thirty three

1024
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 1: and twenty which thirty three slow. Well, yeah it slowed,

1025
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 1: you know, and if it wasn't, you'd be fine. Right,

1026
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: there's like, you know, there's some kids around, but it's

1027
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 1: not like kids everywhere. I don't even know where the

1028
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: school is. And then I didn't know that I got

1029
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: a ticket because I didn't see the blinking thing telling

1030
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 1: me that there's a school around going twenty miles an

1031
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 1: hour and twenty I get a ticket. To the mail,

1032
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 1: I got a ticket of the value. Guys, I remember this.

1033
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: I got pulled over going twenty two miles almost one

1034
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: an almost one hundred miles an hour over the speeding limit,

1035
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: enough to be reckless driving. I got a ticket for

1036
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: five over and it was how much one hundred and

1037
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 1: eight dollars one hundred eight dollars. And then Alex got

1038
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 1: her ticket in the mail. I was going thirteen over

1039
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: and the ticket was one hundred and thirty nine dollars,

1040
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: which I didn't even get pulled over, and I got

1041
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: a bigger ticket in the mill. There was gonna be

1042
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:04,439
Speaker 1: you gotta be king so bad boys? Bad boys? Oh yeah,

1043
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do? So that's just that's my luck,

1044
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 1: though I guess it's not bad. I recommend it at

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Speaker 1: show for driving. It's good. And Alex we must have

1046
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: the same luck because once I rolled my car and

1047
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 1: like after I was heavily concussed sitting in the vehicle,

1048
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: the cop came up to me. He didn't even ask

1049
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:21,879
Speaker 1: me really high how I was. He goes, wow, yeah,

1050
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to give you a speeding ticket for

1051
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 1: two hundred miles per hour. Crash for two hundred miles

1052
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:30,240
Speaker 1: an hour. I mean, sorry, two hundred dollars an accident.

1053
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 1: I have a big body. You're getting in an accident

1054
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: in at But I didn't hurt anyone. But if that

1055
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: was too funny, you definitely would have been let o.

1056
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: I flipped my car into a canal when I was

1057
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: eighteen and I was going like camping with friends whatever. Anyway,

1058
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,959
Speaker 1: it was on this dirt road next to a canal.

1059
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,439
Speaker 1: Slipped the whole car in there. It was a really

1060
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: bad like the car filled up with water, and I

1061
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 1: had a girlfriend at the time. I got her out

1062
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 1: of the car. She was screaming her head off and

1063
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, calm down, right, But the whole thing was

1064
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,800
Speaker 1: filling up with water. But we were eighteen going to

1065
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: a camping trip. We had beer, right, and so all

1066
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 1: this beer was in this canal. And then the cops

1067
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: came and then they're they're talking to me, and I

1068
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: thought I had gotten everything out, and then some beer

1069
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,439
Speaker 1: floats out of my car and then the guy's like say,

1070
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: you're a beer. And I was like, it's my friend's

1071
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 1: dad's beer. He's over there at the camping thing. And

1072
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, not yours. Like nope, He's like, you know,

1073
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,240
Speaker 1: I could give you a littering charge for the stuff

1074
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: in there because of the accident. I could give you

1075
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: a littering ticket. I could also probably take you to

1076
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 1: jail for having alcohol cut your age in your car.

1077
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I know, I could. I

1078
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 1: know you could. Yeah, And he's like, but I'm not

1079
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 1: going to oh And I was like and then all right,

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1082
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