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Speaker 1: It's here Brook and Jeffries merch for a cause. Guys,

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Speaker 1: tell us yes, and one hundred percent of prosseeds go

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Speaker 2: It's oh, that's fine, don't.

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Speaker 3: Do We can put the proceeds to it.

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Speaker 4: You know, I do not.

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Speaker 1: Say it's Brookenjeffrey dot com, which you can get especially

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Speaker 5: It's dot com practice. Just go buy one.

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Speaker 3: We're sixty seconds from your shot collar question of the day,

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Speaker 3: it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And when I was

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Speaker 3: growing up, I always heard the adults say, you have

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Speaker 3: to eat your fruits and vegetables. Make sure you eat

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Speaker 3: all your fruits and all your vegetables really good. Five

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Speaker 3: servings a day of fruits and five more servings of vegetables.

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Speaker 6: I feel like you have some weird adults in your life.

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Speaker 5: Child, you wouldn't break out a servy y.

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Speaker 3: Well that was the thing. But now scientists are surprisingly saying,

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Speaker 6: Really what, you can't eat too many carrots?

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Speaker 3: No, they actually came out with a study and said,

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Speaker 3: don't overdo it on vegetables. Isn't that amazing? I like cow,

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Speaker 3: I've never heard this before.

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Speaker 6: The reason and who is this scientist?

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Speaker 3: Recently, Yeah, a team of researchers followed the eating habits

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Speaker 3: of more than one hundred thousand people for over thirty years,

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Speaker 3: and they found that people who ate too many vegetables

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Speaker 2: Oh, they just let a more miserable one because they

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Speaker 6: Is that what you were saying?

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Speaker 3: Just eating all the bland foods and they're.

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Speaker 5: Constant on the toilet with all that fiber away.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure that this wasn't, like, I don't know,

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Speaker 7: It's great new They said, I love vege.

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Speaker 6: You know, it seems I do love veggies too.

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Speaker 3: They said the perfect amount is three vegetables and two

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Speaker 3: fruits a day, and any more than that is overkill.

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Speaker 2: Which I mean, come on, be honest, barely anyone is

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, in unrelated news, Reese has just announced they're launching

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Speaker 3: a new type of peanut butter cup. That's all a

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Speaker 3: peanut butter, no chocolate. It's a peanut butter. Shehell with

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Speaker 3: That's been molded into a weird disc shape it with

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Speaker 2: A huge Reese's Pieces because Reese's Pieces is all peanut butter,

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Speaker 3: Take away the hard shell. No hard shell, no hard shell,

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Speaker 3: just peanut butter on peanut butter.

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Speaker 5: This sounds good. I have scoops of peanut butter daily,

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Speaker 2: It makes it hard to swallow thinking about it.

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Speaker 3: But look at that. Just found something you can eat

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Speaker 3: after your three bites of salad.

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Speaker 6: No more than food serving. Some bites are different, but okay.

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Speaker 3: And those new peanut buttercups are hitting stores next month

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Speaker 3: if you want to grab those. I'm really hoping today's

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Speaker 3: our minds are already there. But it is time to

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Speaker 3: get into it. Because we have a bucket full of names,

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Speaker 3: We're gonna draw one out. See who gets asked to

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Speaker 3: trivia question. If you answer wrong, your punishment is to

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Speaker 3: be shocked while singing a song. So text into seven, eight, five,

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Speaker 3: Jose's drawing a name out because he had the shot

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Speaker 8: Again the text board right now, texting and food stuff.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well put the textboard away cracked.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I will, Okay, I've I got Jeffy. The hands

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Speaker 9: Well, if it's going straight up, it's midnight, buddy.

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Speaker 3: All right, well it's thirty. Yeah, because that's where.

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Speaker 2: It goes down.

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Speaker 6: That's where. Okay, let's go.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna clock type of Yeah, I'm gonna put on

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Speaker 3: the shot collar while that happens. Situation digital Jake, please

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Speaker 10: Did you know that in every American city, town, and

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Speaker 10: How do they do it?

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Speaker 6: If you realize this?

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Speaker 2: But I'm kind of an expert on flags.

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Speaker 6: Excepting one?

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Speaker 2: I was in charge of the flag in sixth grade.

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Speaker 2: My dad was a marine and he's very adamant about

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Speaker 5: Everything.

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Speaker 2: I do know that you could actually fly the flag

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Speaker 2: If the flag is up at night and there's no light,

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Speaker 5: So maybe they have a light.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow, that is actually pretty good.

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Speaker 3: You were definitely the most popular girl in your school.

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Speaker 3: Damn you see how she handled that flag today?

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Speaker 6: I tell you it was the year after I did

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Speaker 8: Imagine a giant on the spotlight on it all the day.

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Speaker 2: But I mean that wouldn't be that wouldn't be something

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Speaker 4: What if?

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Speaker 2: What if in Disneyland they're flying like a flag that

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Speaker 10: Somehow Disney has figured out a way to ignore proper

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Speaker 2: It can't be the flag, then, brook Maybe they have

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like it has to be altered.

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Speaker 3: What if it's not an actual flag.

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Speaker 6: What would it be instead a digital.

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Speaker 3: earlier on about if it's illuminated, you're allowed to fly

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Speaker 5: It's a different thing.

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Speaker 6: You would still have to fly at half mast.

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Speaker 5: That takes care of the night. Yeah, what about when.

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Speaker 2: It's like they're not following any of the flag rules.

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Speaker 3: Is Disneyland considered its own country.

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Speaker 6: Insane like the Vatican or something.

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Speaker 10: If you pay close attention to the array of American

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Speaker 10: That's because Disney has figured out a clever way to

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Speaker 10: having them with a missing stripe or star, essentially making

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Speaker 2: Right, we were sorry, I mean flaggirl to.

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Speaker 6: The rescue over here.

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Speaker 3: Well, since we got it right, Jake's gonna take the shock.

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Speaker 3: And somebody wanted to hear the song hero by Enrique Iglesias.

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Speaker 10: Hocking be a hero, baby can kiss away?

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Speaker 3: Oh that's your check collar question of.

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Speaker 4: The day, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Unlike my co hosts. I believe it's important to be

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Speaker 6: Why should we not think that?

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Speaker 3: That's why today I think they need to hear the

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Speaker 2: You could the whole time.

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Speaker 3: Please address her as doctor Fuller. As for let's just say,

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Speaker 9: Absolutely absolutely, and he's right, it's about time you guys

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Speaker 3: and then I don't even want to get into brooks

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Speaker 5: Oh I wonder what hers is.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, let's pull out one.

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Speaker 3: Come on, let's just say she called in sick to

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Speaker 5: Oh, no judgment, no judgment, no way.

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Speaker 3: Storm the studio, Brooks. People want to do what they

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Speaker 5: It's fine. She is always encouraging everyone to vote.

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Speaker 3: Check check the check the sick laws. That's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: But I promise you here's what I'm in. As long

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Speaker 3: be authentic. It's the most authentic edition of What's on

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Speaker 3: your Mind coming up. She's gonna call him sick again

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Speaker 3: doing What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And why do

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Speaker 3: they say that things are dirt cheap? You know how

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Speaker 3: much dirt costs. I went to Lows the other day

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Speaker 3: and buying one bag of dirt made me dirt poor.

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Speaker 3: I guess I'm just a dirty birdie. And this dirt

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Speaker 2: I feel unclean, That's all I know.

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Speaker 3: Well, the point is we go around the room to

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Speaker 2: Dirt barely hanging in right now? Tell you that, you guys,

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Speaker 2: my world has been rocked. And I know this is

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Speaker 2: But I have spent my entire life telling people that

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Speaker 2: my favorite donut was a bear claw.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I've known this for years.

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Speaker 2: you know no apples in a bear claw?

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Speaker 2: Actually it's almond and they're they're prepared different ways. A

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Speaker 2: bear claw is a baked pastry, apple fritter.

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Speaker 2: Just to anyone who I've ever told my favorite is

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Speaker 6: I've never had a bear claw. I never have one.

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Speaker 3: I don't accept your apology. By the way, planning to

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Speaker 2: Us, I'm blaming the I g a bakery in wrath Through, Idaho. Woy,

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Speaker 2: they don't exist anymore.

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Speaker 3: I was like, you're going to seriously shame a business

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Speaker 2: They probably went out of business because they were mislabeling.

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Speaker 3: Sorry to hear about that, brooke, but jose your mind.

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Speaker 5: Well, if you.

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Speaker 9: Didn't know and you're new, I have started streaming on Twitch.

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Speaker 5: And recently I noticed my channel starting to grow, which

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Speaker 9: It's really big and so just like a real Twitch streamer.

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Speaker 9: Recently I started to get like donations, which are like.

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Speaker 2: People just give you money for being on line and

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Speaker 5: But the other day it got out of hand.

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Speaker 9: Somebody gave it a tip and then a bigger one,

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Speaker 9: and then I was so moved that I started crying.

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Speaker 3: Okay, because you guys know, yeah, emotion, you're turning into brook.

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Speaker 5: Now because it's you know, the love and whatever.

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Speaker 2: Or they just like to watch a grown man cry,

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Speaker 8: They're literally literally giving donations and typing, hey, he's crying

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Speaker 8: more he like this? So honestly, you could go back

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Speaker 2: That's about what you do in the office bathroom.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 8: So then as somebody comes in and goes, hey, it's

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Speaker 5: Literally know me from me crying.

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Speaker 9: Anyway, The whole point is is, I'm not worried pretty

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Speaker 9: much what you just said.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you should change your hashtag from hilarious to Jose

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Speaker 3: exactly depressed Jose.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, therapeutic people said they enjoy me crying.

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Speaker 11: So.

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Speaker 2: Comedy about to cry right now, I'm just thinking about it.

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Speaker 3: All you guys go follow at hilarious Jose is giving

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Speaker 6: So I made a mistake this morning. This morning, Yes,

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Speaker 6: I was in the break room and I was toasting a.

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Speaker 1: Bagel, okay, and I realized I didn't have any cream cheese, right,

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Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm just going to use someone else.

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Speaker 2: It's just like a tiny bit.

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Speaker 3: You know, this is a dangerous idea to dabble in

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Speaker 2: I just figured it was like pretty false.

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Speaker 1: I thought they wouldn't use it, you know, at least

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Speaker 12: It's great.

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Speaker 1: Then I start to feel like pretty sick and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: months ago. I don't know, that's what breaks me out, sour.

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Speaker 2: He's kind of funny, but like it was.

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Speaker 5: It's cream, cheese and a little bit.

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Speaker 1: It was good enough, but I was hungry.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why it's in there first of all.

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Speaker 2: But you, dude, I will say, your fake tan does

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Speaker 1: But the lesson is like not to not borrow people's food,

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Speaker 6: The expiration date. Yea, before you take someone else's spirit.

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Speaker 5: You can't say borrow give it back just a little bit.

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Speaker 5: That's just.

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Speaker 3: I was walking through my house the other day and

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Speaker 3: My house is like the freaking elephant graveyard from Lion

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Speaker 4: That's the thing.

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Speaker 6: It's a small dog.

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Speaker 3: I'm not giving him bones. I don't know where these

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Speaker 6: Are humans.

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Speaker 2: If there's some authority situation.

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Speaker 3: I am worried. I'm gonna like open my pantry and

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Speaker 5: Oh god, officer, I found a clavicle.

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Speaker 3: There's a whole pelvis in here. Somebody come check this out.

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Speaker 3: Text in text is seven eight five nine to tell

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Speaker 4: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: what's been on ours. Somebody wrote in I just have

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Speaker 3: to say, I want to party with all of you. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I guess it's.

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Speaker 6: Kind of rude.

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Speaker 2: I mean there's four of us and only one of them.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there are guests.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so ye'll buy.

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Speaker 2: That was such a jeff response, stingy have you ever

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Speaker 3: Let's move on to the next text, says Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: I just want to say I listen to your show

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Speaker 3: every morning on my way to take my son to daycare.

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Speaker 3: He absolutely loves it when he hears Jose laugh because

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Speaker 6: It's so cute.

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Speaker 5: So my biggest fan base. He shout out to you guys,

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Speaker 5: Google got guys, I know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to pander to your crowd, you know.

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Speaker 5: Always go funny?

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Speaker 6: Do we have to choose one yet?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: We wait, that's true, Just juggle both wrong longer, But they.

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Speaker 4: Mind, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Nothing is worse than when you put in a ton

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Speaker 3: but there is one positive thing that came out of it.

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Speaker 3: You can take your disappointing evening and tell your story

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Speaker 3: to us on this show during Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 3: You might even win with that garlic curry seafood medley story.

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Speaker 3: We're doing a brand new one coming up.

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Speaker 4: One dating app then dares the question is whose love

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Speaker 4: life is more tragic?

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Speaker 3: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game

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Speaker 3: show that has a pilot eject button for the loser.

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Speaker 3: Oh so, get ready for a scream in edition of

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Speaker 3: Battle of the Tinder Dates, where two of our listeners

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Speaker 3: Even when he gets bad service at a restaurant, he

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Speaker 3: Meet big Flame, James, he died We.

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Speaker 2: Always have a lighter?

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Speaker 6: Is gasoline on hand James?

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Speaker 4: Or Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And in the other corner, his ideal first date is

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Speaker 2: Oh we were so close there for a second.

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Speaker 5: You know we're talking tout.

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Speaker 3: I think I just got well. How the game works.

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Speaker 15: So I went ice dating with this girl.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's cute.

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Speaker 15: It was both our first time ever. Try again.

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Speaker 3: Oh so cute. Like Bambi out there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 15: So she offered to put my phone in her wallet,

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Speaker 15: Yeah, on the first t while I'm slipping and falling

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Speaker 3: Well she she kind of earned it. It sounds fertile, Kyle,

450
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,399
Speaker 3: can you count her?

451
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 14: Okay? I went out with this girl and she immediately

452
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 14: invited me over to her place, which it turns out

453
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 14: she lives with her parents.

454
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I didn't tell you that prior.

455
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,879
Speaker 14: She didn't mention that, but I was surprised, but I

456
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:28,119
Speaker 14: stayed h really ok yeah. And then right before bed,

457
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 14: she told me if we want to hook up, they

458
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 14: wouldn't be able to hear us if we went into

459
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:36,440
Speaker 14: this dirty, unfinished crawl space under the house.

460
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:40,639
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, it's like hook up den.

461
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 3: Here's a decision that you have to make.

462
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 14: Well I did it.

463
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,640
Speaker 11: I said, yes, It wasn't worth it.

464
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 14: It was the filthiest walk of shame ever.

465
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,199
Speaker 3: Round two, James.

466
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 15: I did a candle making class for like our friend date.

467
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 15: When you start, they let you pick the scent.

468
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 3: Okay, I picked vanilla vanilla.

469
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:09,640
Speaker 15: When my date got ax, which since she wanted to pick,

470
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,119
Speaker 15: she wanted it to smell like her last boyfriend.

471
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 3: Oh do they have that in the array?

472
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 2: Ye, vanilla hazelnut. Your ex tears, That's what she said,

473
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,119
Speaker 2: out loud, out loud, like to the person who acts.

474
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 15: And then after that, this was the craziest part. She

475
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 15: took a lock of hair from her purse and acts

476
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 15: that they can bake it into a candle for her.

477
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:44,120
Speaker 3: Oh did smell good? Surprising good? Okay, that is awful.

478
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 3: Kyle got to hit back.

479
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 14: All right. I just had a standard dinner date with

480
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 14: this girl, and then I paid for her uber to

481
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 14: get back to her apartment.

482
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 3: Okay, classic jose move, keep going.

483
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 14: I look at the tracker and I see that it

484
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,359
Speaker 14: takes a detour for a moment, but then it gets

485
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 14: back on track.

486
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 3: So it's a little bit creepy that you're watching her exactly.

487
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 14: You're but okay, I'm making sure she gets home.

488
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 6: Just wait for the text.

489
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 16: But all right, but then it gets weirder. When I'm

490
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 16: charged to fee. I thought it was, you know, maybe

491
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 16: she puked in the back and they were charging me

492
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 16: for the cleanup. It turns out she picked up another

493
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 16: guy and started hooking up in the back seat.

494
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 6: Oh what can you see that?

495
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 2: On the little icon.

496
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:32,959
Speaker 6: Does it change?

497
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 3: No wonder? Alexis's uber bill is always so high. It's

498
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 3: round three. This is their final round. Need to be

499
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 3: your best stories, gentlemen, What do you got? James?

500
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 15: So I met a girl who volunteers at the Humane Society.

501
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 2: Oh that wild she I could.

502
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 15: To come meter her there before our dinner day.

503
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,479
Speaker 6: This is all good signs.

504
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 15: She comes out holding a cat. Okay, okay, And she

505
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 15: filled out application under my name and adopted a cat

506
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 15: for me.

507
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 5: Oh your cat?

508
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 15: Apparently the Sheltzer had too many kittens, so she said

509
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 15: she was using lonely tender guys as candidates to come

510
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 15: take them.

511
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,719
Speaker 3: That's a different definition of cat fishing.

512
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 2: Somebody did, What did you name your cat?

513
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 15: I didn't take the cat.

514
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 3: Terrible Kyle, last chance go okay?

515
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 14: I matched with what I thought was a real life

516
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 14: model on Tinder.

517
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: Already by way through.

518
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 14: Our date, she told me she has this big gig

519
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 14: coming up, and she asked me if she could practice

520
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:49,120
Speaker 14: showing me her poses. Okay, obviously I say.

521
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 3: Yes, even if she's not great at it, who cares?

522
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 14: She puts her fingers in her mouth, go on, and

523
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 14: opens her lips up wide I'm listening.

524
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 11: Okay, Well, what's going on?

525
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 14: She says she does dentistry magazine. Shoot, she's a professional

526
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 14: gum model.

527
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 4: Wow.

528
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 16: Wow.

529
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 9: Jeffery is still like and continue do next?

530
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 4: All right?

531
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 3: Final bell? That means the match is over. We have

532
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 3: to score this, Alexis.

533
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go James for the girl at the ex

534
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: boyfriend candle.

535
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 3: My god one for big Flame James Brooke, I.

536
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 2: Feel bad for James. I go James for getting robbed.

537
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 3: Congratulations Flame, James, you have a dating life that makes

538
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,639
Speaker 3: Jose feel good about being Yeah, I didn't think I was.

539
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 3: That's Battle of the Tender Dates phone tap right after.

540
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 4: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

541
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 3: It's never okay for a company to call you at

542
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 3: the very last second and cancel a private event you've

543
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 3: been planning for over a geek. But what if the

544
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 3: reason they're canceling is incredibly ridiculous and might make a

545
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 3: lot of people laugh on the radio.

546
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 6: Absolutely, yes, I still don't think so it's okay.

547
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 3: In our world, because that's what happens today. When we

548
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 3: tell a guy we're bumping his parents' fiftieth wedding anniversary

549
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 3: dinner for something even better. You're gonna hear what it

550
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 3: is in your phone. Tap right now. Another on the twenties. Hello,

551
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 3: good morrow to you. I'm looking to speak with Aaron.

552
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 3: Hi Aaron. My name's Terry. I'm the assistant to the

553
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 3: event coordinator at the hotel.

554
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 17: Oh, hi, Terry, how are you?

555
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 3: I'm wonderful. Thank you for asking. You've been talking with

556
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 3: Chelsea right about your whole event? Yes, okay, Well Chelsea

557
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 3: is out today. Apparently she met a guy off of

558
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 3: feet Finder. And you know what they say about young love,

559
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 3: you can't hold it down, especially with two pairs of feet.

560
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 17: Okay, what does this have to do with me?

561
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to get sidetracked, but the reason for my

562
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 3: call is I know you've reserved a date for your parents'

563
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 3: fiftieth wedding anniversary here at the hotel.

564
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 17: Yes, I have, it's quite some time ago.

565
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 3: Little snafu for that Saturday, we're gonna have to move

566
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 3: your party from the ballroom over to the bar area.

567
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 17: Okay, that's definitely not gonna work. I have a lot

568
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 17: of people coming.

569
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Speaker 3: Do you know mister and missus Christy.

570
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 17: I can't say that I do.

571
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 3: Oh I do. They're regulars here at the hotel, just

572
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 3: marvelous people. Every time they come in. It's like, hello,

573
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 3: mister Christy, bonjour, missus Christie. What does this have to

574
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 3: do with Well, they're extremely well off, I'm sure you

575
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 3: could tell. And they've been patrons for quite some time.

576
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 3: And they apparently are throwing get this, a cat bar mitzvah?

577
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 17: What bar mitzvah?

578
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 3: A bar mitzvah for their cat?

579
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 17: They have a Jewish cat?

580
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 3: Yet noodles he just converted? Isn't that nice?

581
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 17: No, this is none of this is nice.

582
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 14: I don't know if.

583
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 3: He's getting circumcised or not.

584
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:35,239
Speaker 17: But well, the Christie's can kiss my ass because I

585
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 17: have Oh.

586
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 3: I absolutely would do that for them.

587
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 17: Okay, well you can kiss them wherever you need to

588
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 17: kiss them. And you're gonna have to get a hold

589
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 17: of Chelsea. I don't care what you have to do.

590
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 3: Oh no, Aaron, are you mad at me?

591
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 17: I'm getting furious. Oh we're like a week away from this.

592
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 3: This is awful. I need to be punished bad terry.

593
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 17: Okay, enough of the joke. This is extremely serious.

594
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 3: This is all I'm serious too. I do need to

595
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 3: be punished badly.

596
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 17: All right, you can punish yourself. You can give yourself

597
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 17: a spanking, whatever you need to do, but it has

598
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 17: nothing to do with me.

599
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 3: It's quite an idea there.

600
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 17: We have to make sure this is taken care of it.

601
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I immediately, let's troubleshoot this. I actually have an idea.

602
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 3: Do you think maybe we should contact the Christie's and

603
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 3: see if they're willing to combine the cat bar Mitzva

604
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 3: with your parents' anniversary?

605
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 17: Hmm, No, we're not.

606
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 3: Could be pretty cute.

607
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 17: We're not combining anything and having a cat run around

608
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 17: during my parents' anniversary or and I don't.

609
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 3: Think you're quite getting the image here. Noodle's the cat.

610
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 3: He walks on two legs. He's quite a fancy cat.

611
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 17: I don't care if Noodles has wheelchair. Oh, this is

612
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 17: not going to happen.

613
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 3: Are you discriminating against kittens with handicaps?

614
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 14: Love?

615
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 17: I love all animals, but let's just.

616
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 3: Just oh I see, just not the animals and wheelchairs.

617
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 17: Now what I meant? Terry, All right, I need to

618
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 17: talk to Chelsea. I don't care what she's doing with

619
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 17: her feet, find her boyfriend or whatever.

620
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 3: Help, But this is you know, I can really hear

621
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 3: the frustration in your voice.

622
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 17: Erin, do you think I'm pissed beyond believe?

623
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry to interrupt you one second. I just got

624
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 3: an email. Oh my gosh, ah the Christie said that

625
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 3: their little kitten, Noodles, got a hairball.

626
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,719
Speaker 17: He's so cute, right, I'm not interested in.

627
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 3: Oh, they're gonna take him to Paris to have it removed.

628
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 17: Well, maybe they can take.

629
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Speaker 14: You with me.

630
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 3: No, it's great news. The ballroom is yours. No conflict anymore.

631
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 17: Oh okay, so a hairball saved my parents' wedding anniversary.

632
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 3: Isn't that something The world works in mysterious ways. You're

633
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 3: just like, how it's mysterious how your sister Angie set

634
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 3: you up for this prank phone call. Isn't that weird?

635
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 17: Are you serious, dude?

636
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 3: I'm serious?

637
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 17: Oh my god.

638
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I don't work at the hotel. I work

639
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 3: at a radio station. My name was jeff from Brook

640
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning.

641
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 17: Oh my god, I mean I was ready to lose

642
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 17: my over cat with extremely rich owner.

643
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 3: Just imagine him being lifted up on a chair in

644
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 3: the middle of the ballroom. How adorable.

645
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, call them oil.

646
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 4: Weeke up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on

647
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 4: the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

648
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 3: Alexis, I'm gonna give you three short phrases, Oh, no, okay,

649
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 3: and I just want you to tell me which one

650
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 3: would be the most terrifying to hear said to you

651
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 3: on a first date. Okay, let's go dry party.

652
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I have to.

653
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 3: Go minimum wage. Oh for the alcohol forever, sould me.

654
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 3: I think we got the win, so brokemmitments pushing it

655
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 3: from the gusk.

656
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 4: Well.

657
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 3: Look, I know the word soulmate might sound a little

658
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 3: intense for a first meetup, but one of our listeners says,

659
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 3: that's the type of bond she felt immediately with the

660
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 3: guy that she met up with, and their connection all

661
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 3: started with a tiny stack of legos. Who so legos

662
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 3: she wasn't afraid.

663
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 6: Of there compared to those other We need a pin

664
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Speaker 6: for her.

665
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 3: Let's bring some adrenaline in here. You're gonna hear what

666
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 3: happened with her possible soulmate in your second date update.

667
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 3: Next the second date update. I think there's a time

668
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 3: in everyone's life. Usually it's somewhere in your twenties where

669
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 3: you're having a good time, your care free, the possibilities

670
00:33:55,320 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 3: are endless. Yes, and then all of a sudden it happened.

671
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 3: Your best friend gets engaged and you're like, oh, wait

672
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 3: a second, the party's about to be over. Yeah, Oh crap,

673
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 3: I gotta find somebody. It's like dating musical chairs now,

674
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 3: and if you don't move quickly, you're going to be

675
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 3: left with just a spot on the floor.

676
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 2: Yourself, that type of anxiety.

677
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 3: What I'm saying, you got to move fast. And that's

678
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 3: kind of where one of our listeners, Mary Anne, found

679
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 3: herself a few months back, and she said it changed

680
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 3: the way that she thought about dating. Oh man, So

681
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 3: Mary Anne, welcome to the show.

682
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 12: I appreciate it's in her name.

683
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mary, Yeah, Marianne. Tell us about your dating life.

684
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 3: What's going on?

685
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 12: You know, it's been fine and normal and good. I've

686
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 12: been trying though, to meet a guy for a while.

687
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 2: Right, okay, So, and your requirements are different now is

688
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: kind of what Jeff is alluding to.

689
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 6: You're looking for something more.

690
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I'm looking for my soulmate now.

691
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 2: Pressure.

692
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 14: Yeah.

693
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 12: I mean it was like, gosh, I guess this phase

694
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 12: of life is here, like made this alarm go off

695
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 12: inside me, you know, like what have I been doing?

696
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 16: You know?

697
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 12: Just turn around and I can't be single by myself

698
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 12: when everybody else is getting married.

699
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 2: Don't feel peer pressure is a good thing always, So

700
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 2: it is okay, how have you tried to pursue a soulmate?

701
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 14: Now?

702
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 3: What strategy are you using?

703
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 12: Most recently, I did speed dating.

704
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 6: Old school in person, like at a bar or something.

705
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, well so this one was interesting because it

706
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 12: was lego speed dating.

707
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 3: Actually what does that mean?

708
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 12: So what you do if you meet and there's like

709
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 12: place with a bunch of tables and then there are

710
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 12: lego pieces on each table and they start that timer

711
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 12: and you sit down and then the person across from you.

712
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 12: You guys are talking, but you create something from the

713
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 12: lego while you are talking.

714
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 2: You don't have to have like uncomfortable eye contacts, like

715
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 2: there's something else to do.

716
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,439
Speaker 12: Like a big fidget table.

717
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 5: Distracted, I'd be like I made an airplane crash.

718
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 3: But it sounds like you're supposed to build something together,

719
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 3: Like it's like you're teaming up to something that Okay,

720
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 3: that's cool. It's like a metaphor for your relationship.

721
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 2: Right, Also kind of an any window there. How the

722
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 2: pieces fit together.

723
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 3: I don't know if everybody would think that way Brook,

724
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 3: but it's good to know. How you see speaking, how.

725
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 9: Many people are fighting like no, we need this piece goes.

726
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 6: There, Then you know you're not a good match.

727
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So how did it go with the lego building?

728
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 12: I thought it went fantastic?

729
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 6: Really did you meet someone?

730
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 17: Well?

731
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 12: When I sat down across from Stee, we decided that

732
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 12: we would build Harry Potter's wand.

733
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, awesome.

734
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:00,040
Speaker 3: Was just like one giant stack of legs.

735
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 9: Circular like, oh, okay, WANs come in many shapes and

736
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 9: sizes of all kinds of wanes.

737
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 5: It's not just one long stick.

738
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 2: So basically he's like a dorky Harry potterhead like you are,

739
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 2: which is also another common interest.

740
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 6: It sounds like one hundred percent.

741
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 12: We were like, oh, we totally speak the same language,

742
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 12: we have the same interests here. It was going better

743
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,760
Speaker 12: than I ever could have hoped. And then I was like, okay,

744
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 12: we have thirty seconds left. They let you know when

745
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 12: your time is reving, and I was like, what spell

746
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 12: should we cast? That's totally just being ridiculous, And well,

747
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 12: I'm going to cast a love spell on you, to

748
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 12: put your number in my phone so we can go

749
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 12: on a real take a cue.

750
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 2: Answered, they sat down to a big pile of brown legos.

751
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 12: It sounds like it was smart and clever and cute, right,

752
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 12: and it was like playing along and and so we did.

753
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 12: A week later, we went out and we just went

754
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 12: to a ping pong bar and gooped around and played

755
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 12: ping pong and drank kissed and it was kissed.

756
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 6: Oh well, back up.

757
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 12: I mean literally it was perfect. I felt like I

758
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 12: had this strong connection with him and we were we're

759
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 12: talking about the future and our dreams in mind.

760
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,959
Speaker 3: Well that's what happens when you get a love spell

761
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 3: cast on.

762
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 6: Maybe the spell were off that dude. That's crazy though.

763
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 2: It's like you put out into the universe that you

764
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 2: wanted to meet your soulmate, and it felt like the

765
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: universe was kind of delivery.

766
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 14: Yeah.

767
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 12: Like, I mean, here's the deal. I've been on a

768
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 12: lot of dates, okay, and I have met a wide

769
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,919
Speaker 12: variety of people, but I honestly feel like Steve might

770
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 12: be my soulmate. Whoa wow after one date and a

771
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 12: lego building, Yeah.

772
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 3: That's true. They were you about that when you build.

773
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 6: Legos together, why would you not be calling you back?

774
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 12: I have no idea. It just felt like everything clicked

775
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 12: so well and we were laughing and the chemistry was good,

776
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 12: and I'm not really sure what happened.

777
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: There's no red flags at all, but that's kind of

778
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 2: a red flag in itself.

779
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's to be true.

780
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 3: That might be what it is. In fact, if I

781
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 3: was doing speed dating with the legos, I would build

782
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 3: a red flag.

783
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,959
Speaker 6: That's actually just to let them know that you are.

784
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 3: Exact date at your own risks. But we're gonna call

785
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 3: Steve here. We're going to ask him if he sees

786
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 3: you two his soulmates the same way that you guys do.

787
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 5: Can we say that for like a second question.

788
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll do him today and then we'll.

789
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 7: Ask if he's so the red flag of our Yeah,

790
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 7: we're gonna do it with their second update next second, Brook,

791
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 7: do you remember the exact moment you first fell in

792
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 7: love with your husband?

793
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 4: O B gosh.

794
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 6: I remember the first time I saw him, for.

795
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 3: Sure, but we just fell in love.

796
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 6: I mean, it takes time, and I don't think it

797
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 6: happens in one.

798
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 2: My husband can tell you the exact moment he he

799
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: knew that he loved me. Well, no, yeah, we were

800
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 2: on top of a volcano. What true story, true story,

801
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 2: And we were very well prepared. We had just got

802
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 2: and thought we were going hiking and oh my god, goodness.

803
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 3: Okay, he was having a heat stroke. He wasn't falling

804
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 3: in love with you.

805
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 6: It was very cold.

806
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm just saying that special moment looks different for everyone.

807
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 3: And for Maryanne, our listener, a moment happened when her

808
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 3: speed date Steve picked up some legos and built her

809
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 3: a hairy Potter wand and cast a love spell. It's

810
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 3: really cute, but after they went out to a bar,

811
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 3: love spell seems to have worn off a little bit,

812
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 3: so we're going to try and reactivate it here with

813
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 3: a second date update.

814
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 6: How long ago was it that you saw him, Steve.

815
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 12: It's been a week since I've heard of him from

816
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 12: and just nothing.

817
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 6: He hasn't texted you back at all.

818
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 12: No, he just disappeared.

819
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 3: Okay, that wouldn't have happened if your date was on

820
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,280
Speaker 3: a volcano.

821
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,720
Speaker 2: Maybe he was actually sending Hella turned into a pumpkin

822
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 2: O Harry Potter.

823
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 5: He has the invisibility cloak on.

824
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 6: Is there a lost shoe involved?

825
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 3: All this talk of magic and eruptions and volcanoes. Were

826
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 3: gott to just call Steve before it gets too steamy

827
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 3: in here? Are you ready, Mary Anne? I am all right,

828
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 3: let's do this. I'm down this number right now.

829
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 11: Hey, Hello, Hey, is it Steve yes speaking?

830
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 3: Who's hey, Steve. It's your lucky day. You're on the

831
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 3: radio right now with Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

832
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 6: Hey, Hi Steve.

833
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, all right, you got a second right now?

834
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 14: Yeah?

835
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 11: Well, yeah, what's up?

836
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 3: We're calling because we got your number from one of

837
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 3: our listeners named Mary Anne.

838
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 11: Oh okay, okay, okay.

839
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 3: She's a woman that you at its speed dating and

840
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 3: went out with once.

841
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 14: Yeah.

842
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 11: Wow, okay, So she asked you to call me?

843
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 14: Yeah.

844
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 4: Yeah.

845
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 6: Are you surprised by that?

846
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 11: Uh No, I guess I'm not surprised by that. I'm

847
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 11: surprised it's happening. I'm not surprised that she would do that.

848
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 14: I guess.

849
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 3: Well, you don't have to sound nervous. It's supposed to

850
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 3: be a good thing. It means that she had a

851
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 3: really good time with you.

852
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 6: It's had a great time with you.

853
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, I gathered that, Yeah.

854
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 3: You did, well, that's good.

855
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 6: Did you have a good time?

856
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 11: Honestly I did. She was very fun to talk to.

857
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 11: It just started getting a little weird towards the end.

858
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're choosing your words like super carefully.

859
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 11: Well, well I don't. I don't, Just like it's just

860
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 11: a little too unusual for for me.

861
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 3: Okay, is this before or after you kissed her? Because

862
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 3: we heard there was kissing involved at the bar.

863
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 11: I would say it definitely got the weirdness bike after that.

864
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,240
Speaker 6: Why is this something? She said?

865
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 4: What?

866
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 14: So?

867
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 11: She was pretty openly talking about the idea of soulmate.

868
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 6: Uh huh?

869
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 3: Was that too much she said that to you?

870
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she was just talking about it as like

871
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 2: a big idea, right, like not your my soulmate.

872
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 11: She opened it like that, and then she was like,

873
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 11: you know, I think you might be one of my homemates.

874
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 5: Whoa wait and then one of is there only one soulmate?

875
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 11: No?

876
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 6: You can have more.

877
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the point. It's not soul mates, it's soul mate.

878
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 11: And that's that's exactly what I said. And she was like, yeah,

879
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 11: well you and everyone has three soulmates.

880
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 3: Three I didn't know that, Brook, this is good news

881
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 3: for you and your marriage.

882
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 6: No, I can see that though.

883
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 2: It's like your best friend, your sister.

884
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 3: No, you want to bring your sister.

885
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 6: It isn't a sexual thing.

886
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 2: This only is just someone who you're like connected with

887
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 2: in this beyond any other relationship type of way.

888
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.

889
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 3: I mean that's that's kind of how we are understanding it.

890
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 3: But Steve, how were you understanding what mary Anne was

891
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 3: telling you?

892
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 14: Oh?

893
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,919
Speaker 11: I mean what you guys are talking about sounds great,

894
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 11: that sounds very reasonable. That is not what I was

895
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 11: presented with to her. It's like a thing where you

896
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:32,240
Speaker 11: have a past soulmate, a present soulmate, and a future soulmate,

897
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 11: and these are all romantic.

898
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 3: You have three.

899
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 2: You got to find three of them in your life

900
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 2: that you walk you want to make.

901
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 3: It out with friend.

902
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 5: But I don't get it.

903
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 11: Just a little too absurd to me, this idea of

904
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 11: like boyfriends of past, present and future.

905
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:57,720
Speaker 12: Hey, I have something to say, Hey.

906
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 3: Steve, Sorry, that that's mary Anne. She's been listening on

907
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 3: the other line and clearly wants to talk to you.

908
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 3: Usually they wait till we all path.

909
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 14: Yeah, Oh wow, are you going to tell me that

910
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 14: I think I just did.

911
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,320
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, okay, yes, Hi Mary.

912
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:18,439
Speaker 3: Mary, you had something to say.

913
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,959
Speaker 12: Hi, Hi, Steve. You sounds really confused, and I feel

914
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 12: like maybe.

915
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 13: I just didn't do a very good job of explaining it,

916
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 13: you know, because it's like this for everyone. It's just

917
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 13: the rule of the universe. Right, So you have three soulmates?

918
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 13: Do you have a past soulmate and a present tolmate and.

919
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 11: A future soulmate?

920
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 12: Those a was a three state mine in your life?

921
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 11: Right?

922
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 3: Which soul made in which soulmate is? Steve?

923
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 6: What numbers?

924
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 13: Okay?

925
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 14: Right?

926
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 12: So he I'm pretty sure is my presence soulmate?

927
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 14: Right?

928
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 12: My my past my high school boyfriend that was my

929
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 12: past soulmate.

930
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, Steve, I really think has a possibility to be

931
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 13: my present soul mate.

932
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that kind of indicates to him that he's

933
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 2: going to get dumped for another dude along the road.

934
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 3: It's better to have, you know, a small part of

935
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 3: Marianne than none at all.

936
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 13: I would agree with that, sure, But look like it's

937
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 13: not me, Like I'm not making this up right, This

938
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 13: is like the law of the universe.

939
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 3: Okay. See, how does that make you feel? Thinking that

940
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 3: you could possibly be her present soulmate.

941
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 11: Well if I if I'm the present soulmate and then

942
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 11: suddenly there's a future soulmate, then with that future soulmate,

943
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 11: then that's your present soulmate, and then I'm your past soulmate.

944
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 11: So the whole system falls apart really fast.

945
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it should be on a numbering system.

946
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 6: Are two three?

947
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 14: Okay?

948
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 5: You'd rather just not click that deep and just be

949
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 5: like a date.

950
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, I've already had my first soulmate. I can't have

951
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 13: another person, and I'm fairly important. Like it really feels

952
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 13: like you will be the second, and then if you're lucky, right, like,

953
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 13: if everything goes well, then I wouldn't even find my

954
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 13: future soulmate until after you are dead.

955
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 3: Oh wow, wow, Okay, let's let's get online. That indeed

956
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,439
Speaker 3: the most romantic sentence that's ever been out on this show.

957
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 13: I mean, wouldn't you want me to find somebody after

958
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 13: you die?

959
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 11: What are you talking about? We're not even together yet.

960
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 11: What are you talking about meeting someone after I die?

961
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 3: That's a good point. You aren't together yet until we

962
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 3: send you out and will pay for you guys to

963
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,919
Speaker 3: make it official as present soulmates to each other. We'll

964
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 3: pay for it. Maybe soulmate is a little bit strong here.

965
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 3: We'll send you out on another date and then you

966
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 3: can figure out if the soulmate thing is real or

967
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 3: a date. I like that.

968
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,919
Speaker 2: I mean, given that you did have a good time

969
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 2: with her. She's got some kooky ideas, but she likes you.

970
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 6: You guys had a great time seeing.

971
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 12: No, it is not cookie. It is the rule of

972
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 12: three soulmate.

973
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 13: Everybody follows this.

974
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, wow? Did that convince you to go

975
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 3: out with her this time? Steve?

976
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 11: No, I'm sorry. I don't want to find out what

977
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 11: other rules of life there are that I didn't know about.

978
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 15: Sorry, I will say it does.

979
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 6: Explain the divorce rate.

980
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 3: People are just going to their future soulmates. That's what's happening.

981
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 3: Wait a second, wait, Steve, since you said no to

982
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 3: the date, does that now make Marianne your past soulmate?

983
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 3: So that means you only have two more to go

984
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 3: till you find your forever lady?

985
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 2: And does it mean that Mariette only gets one may.

986
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 3: Or maybe as she s?

987
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 13: Yeah, Well, when you started talking about this, you know,

988
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 13: more and more information sort of came to me, and

989
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 13: the energy was just not what I thought it was,

990
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 13: and I just canceled you in my mind.

991
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 4: So.

992
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 3: Unsubscribed from the soulmates.

993
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 2: This guy kind of like these universe rules broking Jeffrey

994
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 2: in the morning.

995
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 3: You know, it's funny that girl mentioned that she had

996
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,919
Speaker 3: a past, present, and future soulmate somewhere in the world.

997
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 6: I got the funny in it.

998
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, sure, it's just funny because I remember when

999
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 3: we did a live broadcast from Vegas and I walked

1000
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 3: into one of the hotel rooms and I met all

1001
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 3: three of Jose's soulmates.

1002
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 4: That the name.

1003
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 5: Remember their names.

1004
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it just goes to show that everybody's

1005
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 3: got a little bit of a different take on what

1006
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 3: love means, and what love.

1007
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 6: Is and how much you have to pay love.

1008
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 5: Sometimes three for one deal on the strip.

1009
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 3: Okay, but you know, your soulmate might be different than

1010
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,720
Speaker 3: your forever person, who might be different than the one

1011
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 3: who might be different than the love of your life.

1012
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 2: Met any of them, it's not the same.

1013
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 3: God, love is hard, and we're here to help you

1014
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 3: with that hard love.

1015
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 6: I don't think we should go with that.

1016
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 3: I said it was help me. I know that the

1017
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 3: duting can be difficult, and if you want to get

1018
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 3: a little help, email the show. We'll call the person

1019
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 3: who wasn't calling you back. You can check out all

1020
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 3: the Second Day podcasts up online at Brooknjeffrey dot com.

1021
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1022
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving is tomorrow.

1023
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's.

1024
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And a poll just

1025
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 3: came out update on the asking are you more thankful

1026
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 3: this year than you felt in past years?

1027
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 4: Oh?

1028
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 6: That's interesting.

1029
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 3: Forty two percent said yes, I am more thankful.

1030
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 6: Wait, that means the majority of people are less well.

1031
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 3: Forty three percent said about the same.

1032
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, that's good. That's good.

1033
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 3: Sixteen percent feel less thankful than it is good to

1034
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 3: practice thankfulness. So real quick, let's just go around the

1035
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,720
Speaker 3: room say one thing that we're each thankful. Just one thing. Okay,

1036
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 3: Alexis go ahead. I'm guessing Jose's twitch stream at hilarious.

1037
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 3: Jose is going to be here.

1038
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 1: I've been wearing every day.

1039
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're wearing your work. It's kind of sad, it's

1040
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 3: just it's every day. I'm glad you're thankful. Brooke, What

1041
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 3: about you besides me? What are you most thankful for this.

1042
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,720
Speaker 2: Besides you, Jeff, my children.

1043
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 6: They're a very close second obviously. Sorry, yeah, sorry.

1044
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 3: Sorry, jose you got anything.

1045
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 9: I mean, I probably would say the same thing Alexis

1046
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 9: said and say my kick community in my fuch community.

1047
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 6: I was like, I haven't seen you in uggs in

1048
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 6: a while.

1049
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're pa and me. I don't

1050
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 3: know how. No one in the room said, pie, me

1051
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,240
Speaker 3: down for pie.

1052
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 14: Gosh.

1053
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 6: I tell you my whiskey pecan is the best. Okay,

1054
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 6: bourbon pecan, but whatever you know, Okay, are offering a bacer. No,

1055
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 6: I've already made it and it's going home tomorrow.

1056
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 9: She drinks the bourbon while she's made bacon into the pie.

1057
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 3: Straight chugs. Yeah. And also close second for me. I'm

1058
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 3: thankful for laser stories, which just happens to be coming up. Yeah,

1059
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:19,240
Speaker 3: you too, we'll do it all next. It's the radio

1060
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 3: segment that started to create your own log cabin business.

1061
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 3: You can purchase the materials online for only three hundred

1062
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 3: bucks in the name of his company, Sporting Wood for

1063
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,839
Speaker 3: the sporty outdoorsman in you who wants to get their

1064
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 3: hands on a thick piece of lumber. That's sporting wood.

1065
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 3: Would you can trust with laser stories? The second where

1066
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 3: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

1067
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 3: everyone else does, except we have a laser and those

1068
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 3: other dirt squirrels just don't. This first laser story is

1069
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 3: out of Denver. A guy named Andrew Rush was sick

1070
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,919
Speaker 3: of people letting their dogs poop outside his home and

1071
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:02,280
Speaker 3: not cleaning it up nobody. In fact, there's a strip

1072
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 3: of rocks next to the sidewalk out front. And Andrew

1073
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 3: went as far as putting up a sign asking people

1074
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 3: to be respectful about it, and even included a stand

1075
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 3: with free bags.

1076
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 2: I have seen friends that put a sign up in there,

1077
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 2: like on their little yard area.

1078
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 6: They got more.

1079
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, but if you can believe it, some people

1080
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 3: still weren't respecting the situation. So Andrew installed the security

1081
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 3: camera to catch them in the act.

1082
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 6: What is he going to do? Shame them?

1083
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 3: You recently got footage of one of the culprits, some

1084
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 3: guy with a white dog didn't pick up its poop.

1085
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 3: Andrew didn't recognize him, but he used the site next

1086
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 3: door to put him on blast for it. And apparently

1087
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 3: the guy saw that post because he came back the

1088
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 3: next night to leave him another gift, this time his

1089
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 3: own poop.

1090
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 5: God.

1091
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 3: Security camera caught the guy defecating in the same rock area.

1092
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 6: Okay, that we may need to get the police involved.

1093
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 3: So Andrew called the cops.

1094
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:05,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god.

1095
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 3: Last we heard, they were still trying to id the guy,

1096
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 3: and Denver Police says that anyone who defecates in any

1097
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 3: public place can be charged with a Class two offence

1098
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 3: and can see up to sixty days in jail.

1099
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,799
Speaker 2: I mean, it's like one of those dog owners. It

1100
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:19,919
Speaker 2: looks just like their dog.

1101
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 3: This next Sizer story is out of Pennsylvania. A man

1102
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 3: was out at a seafood restaurant with his wife and

1103
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 3: two children when he ordered a fourteen dollars plate of

1104
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 3: little neck clams Hasty. He was enjoying them until he

1105
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 3: bit down on something hard and spit it out. His

1106
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 3: wife thought it was a piece of candy because it

1107
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 3: looked like a purple dot. Oh now I'm excited, But

1108
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 3: thirty seven year old Scott Overland looked at it a

1109
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 3: little more closely and realized it was a rare purple pearl.

1110
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 3: He said he'd never heard of a pearl in a

1111
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 3: clam and always thought they only came from oysters. Yeah,

1112
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 3: but nevertheless. A crowd started to gather around the table.

1113
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 3: One person pulled out their phone to look up the

1114
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 3: Apparently the pearl is worth between three to five thousand dollars,

1115
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 3: and you know her.

1116
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 2: The wife was like, honey, the fourteen dollars for an

1117
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 2: appetizer's really?

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Speaker 5: It'sment.

1119
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 3: Scott says the craziest part of a story was that

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00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 3: he nearly sent the clams back because they came with

1121
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 3: a pepper garnish and his wife is not a fan

1122
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:24,439
Speaker 3: of peppers. He was okay, he told the local news

1123
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 3: outlet quote, I guess sometimes you get rewarded for not

1124
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,760
Speaker 3: being a pain at restaurants. Do you hear that boomer?

1125
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 3: I mean Brook.

1126
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 5: This next laser storyline?

1127
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 2: I know a boomer.

1128
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 3: Why did they say that his next lazer story is

1129
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 3: out of food news. If nothing sounds better on a

1130
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,479
Speaker 3: hot summer day than a big lick of that dive

1131
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 3: bar floor, then have we got the food product for you?

1132
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 3: Say that because Miller High Life recently partnered with Tipsy

1133
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 3: Scoop to create a boozy ice cream dive bar. This

1134
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 3: ice cream is a It's infused with high life beer,

1135
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 3: but it also has a peanut swirl, bringing the saltiness

1136
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 3: of the quintessential dive bar snack craze. It has a

1137
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 3: hint of tobacco smoke flavor, reminiscent of that unforgettable dive

1138
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 3: bar smell, and.

1139
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 2: It's like, no, no matter how long it has been

1140
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 2: no smoking in that bar, it's still really Yeah.

1141
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,919
Speaker 3: A gooey caramel swirl to incorporate the distinct sticky dive

1142
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 3: bar floor feel. It's all dipped in a dark chocolate

1143
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 3: to evoke the dark wood and dim lighting ambiance that

1144
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 3: all good dive bars share. Yeah, baby, it's like.

1145
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 2: The ingredients without the description sound delishus.

1146
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a bit of cigarette.

1147
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 2: Oh does it have a regret aftertaste? Because that's usually

1148
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 2: what happens to me at a dive bar.

1149
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 3: There's a six pack is available for pre order now.

1150
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 3: It'll run you thirty six dollars. You must be twenty

1151
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 3: one or older to purchase because remember they do have

1152
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,760
Speaker 3: five percent alcohol content.

1153
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,720
Speaker 6: Score the whole point of a dive bar that it's cheap.

1154
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 3: Well, no, sure, I think that's how you bring the

1155
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 3: choco taco back. Put some rum in there. I'm bringing

1156
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,240
Speaker 3: that bag this next laser stories out of the study

1157
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 3: of studies. If you find yourself exhausted after a college

1158
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 3: exam or after an episode of Jeopardy, could be because

1159
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,359
Speaker 3: you're tired from thinking too hard.

1160
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 2: That's a thing apparently, why we're so exhausted after this show.

1161
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, I think.

1162
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 5: It happens to me a lot.

1163
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 3: There's science to even back it up. Researchers in France

1164
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 3: have found that when a brain performs intense cognitive work,

1165
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 3: typically for a few hours or longer, potentially toxic byproducts

1166
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 3: build up in the prefrontal cortex that causes cognitive fatigue.

1167
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 3: Did you guys understand any of the worlds that I said?

1168
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 2: Just tired?

1169
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 14: Tired?

1170
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 3: Okay, So when think when Jose's thinking about writing a

1171
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 3: tease for the show, for example, he could be poisoning

1172
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 3: his own brain with thoughts, you guys.

1173
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 5: Are poison.

1174
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,439
Speaker 6: Can you get worker's pomp for that?

1175
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 3: You should? This kind of build up can influence how

1176
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 3: people make their decisions, and when the brain gets tired,

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00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 3: it doesn't just use fatigue to push us to switch

1178
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 3: to a more gratifying activity. That could be a signal

1179
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 3: to slow down to preserve the integrity of your brain functioning. Ah,

1180
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 3: are you guys down to do any shrooms? The study

1181
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,919
Speaker 3: didn't provide a hack for bypassing the mental limitation other

1182
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 3: than the usual stuff like getting good rest and good strips.

1183
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 3: And that's why this guy can't tie the laces anymore

1184
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 3: on the shoes. He is too exhausted, so he just

1185
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 3: calls an uber, gives that shoe a twenty, and tells

1186
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 3: it to go tie itself. It's been fun. That's how

1187
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 3: means Laser Stories is done for the day. We'll do

1188
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 3: it again, same time on Friday. Vegas Sports book favors

1189
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 3: brook By two questions today money line, Yeah, make sure

1190
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 3: you get your bets in.

1191
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 6: Now understand the money line.

1192
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 3: We'll see what you're challenging has to say about that.

1193
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 3: Her name's Raven from Edmonds. What's up?

1194
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 14: Raven?

1195
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 3: Dog?

1196
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 6: Dogs?

1197
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 2: Dogs are up?

1198
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: What's up?

1199
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:07,479
Speaker 4: Dog?

1200
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 14: Oh up? Dog?

1201
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 6: I got okay, it took me a minute, Raven.

1202
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 15: I am going to whoop you old.

1203
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 2: Yeahsh Raven, I thought I was the only commun but

1204
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 2: I feel like your daughter right now just because you

1205
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 2: called it a tushy, well.

1206
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 4: I do recognize this.

1207
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 12: It's gonna air on public radio.

1208
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 4: Code.

1209
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 6: You're watching your mouth, respon keeping it clean.

1210
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 3: For all those kids out there, Brooks leaving the room. Well,

1211
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 3: that happens, Raven. You know the game's played. You have

1212
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 3: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. But

1213
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 3: if you don't know one, you can say pass. You

1214
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 3: have to beat Brooke outright to win, though, Are you ready?

1215
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 14: I'm ready?

1216
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 3: All right, good luck ready? Your time starts now. On

1217
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 3: this day, in nineteen sixty seven, the first successful transplant

1218
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 3: of what organ occurred? Heart? Brain or lungs?

1219
00:59:59,480 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 14: Heart?

1220
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 3: Finish this tongue twister. Peter Piper picked a pep of

1221
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 3: what what popular band's name is an acronym that stands

1222
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 3: for beyond the scene BTC. Who is Winnie the Pooh's

1223
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 3: only human friend.

1224
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 12: Oh the path?

1225
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 3: Who was the first lawyer to become first lady?

1226
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 12: Because firstly, would that be Kamala Harris?

1227
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 3: All right? Got that answer, and she is a that

1228
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 3: what you said, Brooks in the Raven, it says on

1229
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 3: my phone, screener. Here an interesting fact about you is

1230
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 3: you have fifteen different piercings.

1231
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 12: I actually have seventeen seventy.

1232
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,919
Speaker 3: Guess where each one of them is.

1233
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 2: All can guess, but I can tell you for a

1234
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 2: fact not all of them are visible to the general publish.

1235
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 6: Lady, I.

1236
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 5: Want to go on a date and bring a magnet.

1237
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 6: All right, I'm always close.

1238
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 3: You're up, Yeah, you're ready? Yes, your time starts now.

1239
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 3: On this day in nineteen sixty seven, the first successful

1240
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 3: transplant of what organ occurred? Heart? Brain or lungs? Art

1241
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 3: finish this tongue twister. Peter Piper picked a pep of what?

1242
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 6: Picked a peck of pickled peppers?

1243
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 3: What popular band's name is an acronym that stands for

1244
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 3: beyond the scene BTS. Who is Winnie the Pooh's only

1245
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 3: human friend?

1246
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 6: Christopher Robins?

1247
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 3: Who was the first lawyer to become the first lady?

1248
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 6: H Hillary Clinton?

1249
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 3: Oxygen is the most abundant element on earth, But what's

1250
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 3: the most common element in the universe?

1251
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 6: Carbon?

1252
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 3: All right, answers are and let's go to the scoreboard.

1253
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 3: See how you did with Jose You're ready?

1254
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:54,479
Speaker 5: Let the dogs out?

1255
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 3: What do what? Let the dogs out?

1256
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 6: You know what?

1257
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 5: Who let the dogs up?

1258
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 3: Who belanos?

1259
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 5: You got correct today?

1260
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 3: That's pretty good? Raven and Brook?

1261
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 5: Yep, you got four?

1262
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:10,439
Speaker 3: Wasn't good enough?

1263
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:12,919
Speaker 13: Talking didn't help at all.

1264
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers here. On this day, in

1265
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:19,919
Speaker 3: nineteen sixty seven, the first successful transplant of a heart occurred. Wow,

1266
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:23,479
Speaker 3: a lung transplant was actually before that. In nineteen sixty three.

1267
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 3: Finished this tongue twister. Peter Piper picked a pep of

1268
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 3: pickled peppers. He kept saying, Pet, Well, my thing, says

1269
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 3: pepso you I'll blame the question person. The popular band's

1270
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 3: name that's an acronym for Beyond the Scene is BTS.

1271
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 5: She said BTC.

1272
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 3: I know we couldn't give that to you.

1273
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 12: I'm picking myself.

1274
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 3: Winnie the Pooh's only human friend is Christopher Robbins, and

1275
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 3: we did not.

1276
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 5: Give you because she said Christopher Robbins with a plural.

1277
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 3: Oh my God, like Tony Robbins related the first lawyer

1278
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 3: to become first lady that was Hillary Clinton, and oxygen's

1279
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 3: mostbundant element on Earth, but the most abundant element in

1280
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 3: the universe is hydrogen. So Raven, have a happy holidays.

1281
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 3: We'll play Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1282
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning