WEBVTT - Get On Your Disease: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking many of us. So many episode, motherfucking many of us.

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<v Speaker 1>So ba ba ba la ba la bla ba laa.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast when we dive deep, deep into the pockets of

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<v Speaker 1>black conspiracy theories and we work to prove the theories

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<v Speaker 1>of you the listener, that's right, it's a mini episode,

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<v Speaker 1>you bitch. It's a motherfucking mini episode, you bitch. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>kill you and he'll kill you dad, And you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't say a word. Hey, listen, listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh won't wo. You gotta promise that you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>ever go all that all the time. Now y'all got

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<v Speaker 1>the technology. I just don't want to lose you to

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<v Speaker 1>the dark side. I won't make you do a whole

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<v Speaker 1>episode DJ Screws style, because honestly, I'm a baby. Chopped

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<v Speaker 1>in screwed tapes kind of give me headaches. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's a good idea for two songs, but then

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like I'm underwater. Yeah that that there's

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<v Speaker 1>the metro Booman version or his like new album has

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<v Speaker 1>like a chopped in screwed version, and I was like

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<v Speaker 1>all in for the first two songs, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>get me the fuck out of here. This is this

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<v Speaker 1>is too much of it, and I'd like a break please. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>That's how it was that when I was in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, oh cool, I spent all night on

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<v Speaker 1>Winning X downloading the Screw tape. Yeah, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>listened to it in the car and it's just like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>don't it makes my stomach kind of Yah. It feels

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<v Speaker 1>like there's like a heavy man sitting on your chest

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<v Speaker 1>the entire time you're listening to it, like in your ears.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what depression feels like in your heart. Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 1>like can't sure to make of what the world is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a DJ Screw tape telling you that no

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<v Speaker 1>one loves you the way you wish they would. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's familiar feelings, but they're warped because of the

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<v Speaker 1>lands YEA and or Screw, where like you had a

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly fine meeting with like a friend, and then afterwards

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<v Speaker 1>you wonder if you said something weird. That's that's it's

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<v Speaker 1>just DJ Screw saying on the side of a movie

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<v Speaker 1>wondering if no one likes you, which is these are

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<v Speaker 1>all very relatable. Uh, these are all very like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they just brought me because I'm a clown away. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>get to it. Let's get let's get to these MANI,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get to these mini episodes. We have an email

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<v Speaker 1>that came in hot. I would say, this is an

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<v Speaker 1>email that that right from the start. I won't read

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<v Speaker 1>the subject line, but the subject line was very uh salacious,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say provocative right from the start. And this

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<v Speaker 1>person in India, India sent us a message where she

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't greet us, by the way, no greeting whatsoever,

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<v Speaker 1>No Hello links and Hello David big fans, uh, none

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<v Speaker 1>of that shit. She just my homeless world just told me, well,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you feel about before I read this? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you choice? Address you man from the congo? First of all, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you go on your man from the congo. You can

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<v Speaker 1>say it, you can say it wrong, but don't just

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<v Speaker 1>like you don't get to just walk up. That happened.

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<v Speaker 1>That happened to me, and I know she's gonna listen.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the craziest this girl and Dallas came up

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<v Speaker 1>to me like that, like she was like, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>believe in blah blah blah, blah blah, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I get to be a person. Yeah, yeah, you gotta.

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<v Speaker 1>You were very nice, Thank you for coming. Her and

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<v Speaker 1>a friend had a very somewhat combative relationship. I couldn't tell.

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<v Speaker 1>If they were for you would have loved it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, say hi to me. Were they both fans

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<v Speaker 1>of view or was one of them the I assumed

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<v Speaker 1>the lady that came up to you the big fan

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<v Speaker 1>and then the other was just along for the ride.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they were both fans of us collectively. Hell yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. I think they liked the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and they don't know what to expect one year,

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<v Speaker 1>like caught in your own Okay, I got me. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but they were nice to kept insinuating, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>the one kept insinuating she was going to fight the

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<v Speaker 1>other one. Dallas is a good town. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been to Dallas. I've been to their airport,

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<v Speaker 1>and oh man, you got they like us. A bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of people came out in Dallas. The airport's nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>write home about, I'll be honest. And what airport is

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<v Speaker 1>you know what airport I really like is that Atlanta Airport.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they I think them having a Popeye's or

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<v Speaker 1>a Chick fil A every twelve feet making a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty solid airport in mind in America is the Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was Denver. I thought Jackson heartfelt Denver's close.

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<v Speaker 1>I let me tell you something. Somebody who flies out

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<v Speaker 1>on Denver every week. Tighten it the fuck up, get

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<v Speaker 1>it together. I'm sick of that shit. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>we've ever talked about this, but you know, there's like

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<v Speaker 1>a massive conspiracy about the Denver Airport. Brother, I have

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<v Speaker 1>seen the paintings. Whoa have you not? Have you look

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<v Speaker 1>look up the paintings. They don't make any like you

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<v Speaker 1>know how there's like typical public space mural paintings. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's one in the airport where it's like a man

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<v Speaker 1>in an army army outfit. He's wearing a gas mask,

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<v Speaker 1>he has a sword in one hand and like a

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<v Speaker 1>machine gun in the other, and there's a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>children underneath looking up at him, crying like it's all

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<v Speaker 1>very Look up the art. Look up the horse, the

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<v Speaker 1>horse coming into Denver Airport? Who killed its owner? The

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<v Speaker 1>devil horse? No, it's that ship's for real. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>so just so I'm I'm understanding what what is for

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<v Speaker 1>real for you? What are you arguing is is actually

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<v Speaker 1>happening at the Denver Airport. Oh, I think the bunkers

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<v Speaker 1>down there, that rich people are paying for space all that.

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<v Speaker 1>And also so you subscribed specifically to the Denver Airport

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<v Speaker 1>being the hub for like the Illuminati axis of terror

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<v Speaker 1>type shit. I think man, I think so. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that like it also strangely doesn't the positioning of the

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<v Speaker 1>positioning of it doesn't make sense of you know, Denver geography,

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<v Speaker 1>especially compared to that the old airport was in Stapleton,

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<v Speaker 1>which is close to Denver, especially when it was made.

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<v Speaker 1>When they first made the airport, that was a shit

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<v Speaker 1>out there. Whoa. And so your argument would be that

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<v Speaker 1>they just found this area and they were like, we

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<v Speaker 1>could build this into something very quietly that nobody's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>watch us build it. It was way out in the cut.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody's Stapleton is in Denver, you know what I mean? Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but like out out there, nobody's gonna we could build

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<v Speaker 1>whatever we want out here. Nobody's looking. Holy shit. You

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<v Speaker 1>know that's before Google Maps and all that shit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Google Maps snitching on my fun. Yeah, I was watching

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<v Speaker 1>that John Oliver they were talking about Yeah. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like they're literally finding things in your backyard via Google

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<v Speaker 1>Maps and then charging you for it. That's insane. That

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<v Speaker 1>got me thinking about buying a house. Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The HLAs our death man. My mother in law this

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<v Speaker 1>past year had like a running with with the wife

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<v Speaker 1>of the head of the HLA, who is a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 1>And the running was super minor, just like a disagreement

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<v Speaker 1>that escalated a little bit into like a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of being like, you're not a nice person type energy.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't even name calling and fucking cursing or anything

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<v Speaker 1>like that. And then the lady like sued her for

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<v Speaker 1>millions of dollars like truly and was like trying to

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<v Speaker 1>use the backing of the HLA to get the lawsuit through.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it was crazy. It's truly in that case investment,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how they do it. That's yeah, I don't. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I ran. And that's the only reason. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the only reason. Don't look to enjoy it. That is

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<v Speaker 1>why I ran. Well, we we got a message from

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<v Speaker 1>India and India said, my homegirl just told me her

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<v Speaker 1>mother in law died believing sucking dick causes cancer. Please

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<v Speaker 1>help us get to the truth, India. My immediate reaction,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, shame on her for not knowing the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be on this podcast loudly and proudly

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<v Speaker 1>that I in no way promote or endorse the idea

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<v Speaker 1>that sucking dick causes any type of ailment. Quite the opposite.

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<v Speaker 1>I am actined it to be some type of super

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<v Speaker 1>food or something. I think I think they're I think

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<v Speaker 1>they're feeling properties inside inside of the old PP and

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<v Speaker 1>I think we got to get to the bottom of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think everything that you can get out of Echinasia Elderberry. Yea, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>those little pomegranate redick squirty things, I think all that

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<v Speaker 1>is found in the PPI and I am I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an advocate for that. I'm an advocate for that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there should be a little plus signs behind the penis.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean to just to say it's medicinal,

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<v Speaker 1>It's got medicinal qualities to it. We're not, for a

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<v Speaker 1>second gonna subscribe to whatever you're offering here, India, or

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<v Speaker 1>certainly your mother in law and frankly, shame on you

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<v Speaker 1>for not making that your your stance to your your

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<v Speaker 1>dying day. India. You that should have been on you

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<v Speaker 1>should have been fighting for her to know that that

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<v Speaker 1>that that's a falsehood. Yeah, how'd you let her go

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<v Speaker 1>out like that? To be honest, come on, like, like, India,

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<v Speaker 1>this this poor woman, this her poor husband. I know

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<v Speaker 1>she got a widower. You know what's sad? I bet

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<v Speaker 1>there was a husband and I I bet I bet

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<v Speaker 1>that something in him was broken in a way that

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<v Speaker 1>made him feel like he like he had to take

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<v Speaker 1>that right right. He had like a funny arm or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you, sir, I no, no, you deserve

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<v Speaker 1>more and and we want more for you. That's you

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that she died and he felt released from

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<v Speaker 1>some type of case. You don't think for a second

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, no, I could give my dick, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? You don't think he walked

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<v Speaker 1>into his yard like Thanos after he did this snap

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<v Speaker 1>and just just took a rest, just a breath. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, I loved her, but that was killing me.

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<v Speaker 1>The family. We bought a house. I'm thankful, but god, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to just get my dick suck once or

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<v Speaker 1>twice does a single tear, and he's like, I'm finally free.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm finally fucking free. Man. I hope he's getting his

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<v Speaker 1>dick s up right now. I'd pray it. I pray

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<v Speaker 1>that that man is getting his dick sucked. And and

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<v Speaker 1>I will say that that we talked briefly about this

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracy theory, and we also, at least for me, it

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<v Speaker 1>did remind me of what, for a while was a

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<v Speaker 1>very big conspiracy theory of Michael Douglas contracting cancer from

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<v Speaker 1>having eaten out Catherine Zada Jones. That was that was

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<v Speaker 1>something that people were saying that her, her pussy specifically

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<v Speaker 1>was causing cancer. That dirty Welsh pussy is that what

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<v Speaker 1>she is? Bro It fucked me up. She is from Wales. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think she so. I've always felt like she

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<v Speaker 1>played it like she was spicier than that. She played

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<v Speaker 1>it hard. She think she's from like Venezuela. She wanted

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<v Speaker 1>us to think she was like one step shy of

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<v Speaker 1>Penelope Crews, like you were writing that that little space

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<v Speaker 1>over there, and it's like, no, you're just Welsh. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>she's the whitest white. Yeah, they had their own white

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<v Speaker 1>language you know what I mean, like own white language

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<v Speaker 1>that white people are even like, whoa, we didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>know we had that in the back pocket. We don't. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like god damn, look at look at these albino monkeys. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>those there are there are musical people, though. The rhythm

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<v Speaker 1>lives within them. You know who's good at basketball? The Welsh? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love their music about sex inside of me, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The Welsh of that extra bone in their leg and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why they jumped though that. The Welsh they got

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<v Speaker 1>two tongues, that's why they talk like that, the snake tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>This a little slit in between if you look close enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I like them, but I wouldn't want one day my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter I see a Welshman, I crossed the street there.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you ever hit a Welshman on a bike?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, oh boy? And shout out to our Welsh listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>We're big fans of you obviously, yeah yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we Catherina, it's crazy. Yeah, she really tried to play

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<v Speaker 1>it like she was on some like uh yeah, some

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<v Speaker 1>very like diverse shit, and that doesn't sound like the case, No,

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Douglas, which is nuts. No, they were married for

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<v Speaker 1>I think a long time. And then uh, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>I think frankly in a in what has to be bitterness?

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<v Speaker 1>He oh they're still married? Is that true? Whoa? He

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<v Speaker 1>said that about his active wife. He was like, my

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<v Speaker 1>wife's pussy gives me cancer. Maybe that's like a sweet

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<v Speaker 1>yeah maybe yeah exactly. Maybe that wasn't being like she

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<v Speaker 1>may have given me cancer, but I'll take more of

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<v Speaker 1>it just to be with her. Yeah. Yeah, if cancer

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<v Speaker 1>is wrong, I don't want to be I do want

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<v Speaker 1>to keep living, but I don't want Okay, So okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they reconciled. It sounds like Olivia is saying in twenty fourteen,

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<v Speaker 1>which maybe I hope the window in which he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the bitches pussy is poisoned. Like maybe before

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<v Speaker 1>they reconciled, he was like it had just talking his shit.

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<v Speaker 1>It had it had to be. There's no way, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no that had to be had to be. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>imagine the day they had where he went and did

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<v Speaker 1>this interview, blamed her for giving him throat cancer and

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<v Speaker 1>then like winning late in bed and she was like, Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>how is your day, and he was like a normal, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good question. She's like, what did they ask

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<v Speaker 1>anything interesting? What I needed? They ask anything about me?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, coming out you know me and Antonio went

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<v Speaker 1>back at it like like, no, no, they didn't ask

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<v Speaker 1>about you. This is when they're on the outs. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't ask about you. Everything's not always about you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my problem with you, Catherine. Yeah, they ask my heilman,

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<v Speaker 1>have you answered out my ailment? I'm sick. I'm sick.

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<v Speaker 1>I need my sleep, just like Malone, Catherine, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting a little angry about this, Michael, oh something

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<v Speaker 1>I know. It's also like just like a crazy like

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<v Speaker 1>a pussy's not cigarettes, Like, what are you saying? And again,

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<v Speaker 1>let let me go on record. If it is causing cancer,

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<v Speaker 1>numb numb, numb, numb, numb, numb, numb. I'm I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>getting out of it for a second. I don't. Nope.

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<v Speaker 1>As E forty says, everybody got choices, yeah, and mine

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<v Speaker 1>is to stay up if he but seriously, if eating

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<v Speaker 1>pussy caused cancer, I would kind of just be like

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<v Speaker 1>you were probably gonna get cancer. Anyways, it was a

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<v Speaker 1>good shot. So one of them was gonna get you,

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<v Speaker 1>bro hot dogs give you cancer? Exactly what are we

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? Yellow number five? It's surging through my blood

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<v Speaker 1>and has been for generations. I'm not worried about pussy

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<v Speaker 1>games that are being the thing that takes me out

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<v Speaker 1>of here, you know what I mean? Like, Yeah, there

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<v Speaker 1>are way worse things that I'm putting in my body

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<v Speaker 1>and and none of them make me nearly as happy.

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<v Speaker 1>So so again, give me get hey, hey, give me

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<v Speaker 1>a never you know that one's weirder. Yeah, it's probably

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<v Speaker 1>a bad choice, that choking child's voice when I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about but oh man, that thing is great though. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really excited for it. Yeah, No, we were. We were

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<v Speaker 1>fully equipped on both sides. Now, I think it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be a real minute for all of us and all

0:17:53.840 --> 0:18:00.399
<v Speaker 1>of our listeners that come with these guests from both angles.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think, in conclusion, if we might conclude this

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<v Speaker 1>this very silly conspiracy theory, we don't probably know what,

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<v Speaker 1>We've never done any research on the subject, but I

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<v Speaker 1>refuse to believe that that sucking dick and or eating

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<v Speaker 1>pussy are cancer causing experiences. And anybody who's listening that

0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:25.040
<v Speaker 1>continues to feel that way. Need not listen anymore. We

0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:29.480
<v Speaker 1>are we are deep enemies because because you're crazy. I'll

0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:32.480
<v Speaker 1>deal with a lot of conspiracy theory. I'll play in

0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:35.160
<v Speaker 1>a lot of games, but this is where I draw

0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:38.800
<v Speaker 1>the fucking line. Yep, yeah, I mean that's it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm at. Hell. Yeah, we did, boy, get you

0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:45.320
<v Speaker 1>tell other people where they can find you. What cool

0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:47.840
<v Speaker 1>shit you have going on? Cool guy jokes Saty seven

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram. I'll have some stuff coming up for you soon.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just getting it all kind of figure out for

0:18:52.000 --> 0:18:56.080
<v Speaker 1>the summer days. Watch Royal Crackers on HBO, you know,

0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:58.639
<v Speaker 1>and eat pussy and suck dick. Come on, guys, this

0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:02.520
<v Speaker 1>life short. Put your mouth on it. Whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 1>It's times time on it. It's time. You don't like it,

0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:10.440
<v Speaker 1>they probably do. Just do it for a little bit bit.

0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:13.919
<v Speaker 1>Learn to learn to be selfless. You gotta learn to

0:19:13.920 --> 0:19:17.359
<v Speaker 1>be selfless, even if it's even if it's for a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Just just be a little selfless. I'm saying. Olivia says,

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<v Speaker 1>life is short. Put your mouth on it. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's the merg Yeah, there it is. We've waited. We've

0:19:28.520 --> 0:19:31.159
<v Speaker 1>waited about three years. But I think we finally figured

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<v Speaker 1>out the merge. It's just life is short. Put your

0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:38.240
<v Speaker 1>mouth on it is. That's gonna be a T shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>As always. You can follow me at lengths and Kerman

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<v Speaker 1>on all platforms. I would love to hear from you

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<v Speaker 1>and uh and you can. You can send us your Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>April fifteenth, I think we're this will be in time.

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<v Speaker 1>April fifteenth, I'll be at the mic drop in San Diego.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the twenty eighth and twenty ninth, I'll be

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0:20:10.240 --> 0:20:12.080
<v Speaker 1>you want to send us your own drops, if you

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<v Speaker 1>suck on to get cancer, send that to my mama

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bitch. Motherfucking many years, so many years, so, motherfucking

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<v Speaker 1>many years, so, motherfucking many years, so many years, motherfucking

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<v Speaker 1>many years. So