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Speaker 1: So ba ba ba la ba la bla ba laa.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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Speaker 1: podcast when we dive deep, deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and we work to prove the theories

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Speaker 1: of you the listener, that's right, it's a mini episode,

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Speaker 1: you bitch. It's a motherfucking mini episode, you bitch. I'll

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Speaker 1: kill you and he'll kill you dad, And you know what,

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Speaker 1: I won't say a word. Hey, listen, listen to me.

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Speaker 1: Oh won't wo. You gotta promise that you're not gonna

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Speaker 1: ever go all that all the time. Now y'all got

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Speaker 1: the technology. I just don't want to lose you to

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Speaker 1: the dark side. I won't make you do a whole

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Speaker 1: episode DJ Screws style, because honestly, I'm a baby. Chopped

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Speaker 1: in screwed tapes kind of give me headaches. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like it's a good idea for two songs, but then

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Speaker 1: I just feel like I'm underwater. Yeah that that there's

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Speaker 1: is too much of it, and I'd like a break please. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: That's how it was that when I was in high school.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh cool, I spent all night on

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Speaker 1: Winning X downloading the Screw tape. Yeah, and then you

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Speaker 1: listened to it in the car and it's just like, no,

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Speaker 1: the entire time you're listening to it, like in your ears.

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Speaker 1: That's what depression feels like in your heart. Yeah, just

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Speaker 1: It's just a DJ Screw tape telling you that no

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Speaker 1: Like it's familiar feelings, but they're warped because of the

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Speaker 1: lands YEA and or Screw, where like you had a

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Speaker 1: you wonder if you said something weird. That's that's it's

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Speaker 1: just DJ Screw saying on the side of a movie

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Speaker 1: wondering if no one likes you, which is these are

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Speaker 1: all very relatable. Uh, these are all very like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: they just brought me because I'm a clown away. Let's

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Speaker 1: get to it. Let's get let's get to these MANI,

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Speaker 1: let's get to these mini episodes. We have an email

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Speaker 1: the subject line, but the subject line was very uh salacious,

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Speaker 1: I would say provocative right from the start. And this

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Speaker 1: she doesn't greet us, by the way, no greeting whatsoever,

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Speaker 1: No Hello links and Hello David big fans, uh, none

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Speaker 1: of that shit. She just my homeless world just told me, well,

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Speaker 1: how do you feel about before I read this? Are

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Speaker 1: you choice? Address you man from the congo? First of all, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you go on your man from the congo. You can

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Speaker 1: say it, you can say it wrong, but don't just

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Speaker 1: like you don't get to just walk up. That happened.

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Speaker 1: That happened to me, and I know she's gonna listen.

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Speaker 1: It was the craziest this girl and Dallas came up

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Speaker 1: to me like that, like she was like, you don't

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Speaker 1: believe in blah blah blah, blah blah, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I get to be a person. Yeah, yeah, you gotta.

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Speaker 1: You were very nice, Thank you for coming. Her and

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Speaker 1: a friend had a very somewhat combative relationship. I couldn't tell.

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Speaker 1: If they were for you would have loved it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, say hi to me. Were they both fans

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Speaker 1: I think they were both fans of us collectively. Hell yeah,

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Speaker 1: but they were nice to kept insinuating, and they were

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Speaker 1: a massive conspiracy about the Denver Airport. Brother, I have

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Speaker 1: seen the paintings. Whoa have you not? Have you look

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Speaker 1: know how there's like typical public space mural paintings. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: devil horse? No, it's that ship's for real. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: And also so you subscribed specifically to the Denver Airport

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Speaker 1: Nobody's Stapleton is in Denver, you know what I mean? Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like they're literally finding things in your backyard via Google

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Speaker 1: The HLAs our death man. My mother in law this

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Speaker 1: And then it was crazy. It's truly in that case investment,

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Speaker 1: that's how they do it. That's yeah, I don't. I don't.

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Speaker 1: why I ran. Well, we we got a message from

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Speaker 1: India and India said, my homegirl just told me her

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Speaker 1: mother in law died believing sucking dick causes cancer. Please

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Speaker 1: help us get to the truth, India. My immediate reaction,

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Speaker 1: first of all, shame on her for not knowing the truth.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to be on this podcast loudly and proudly

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Speaker 1: that I in no way promote or endorse the idea

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Speaker 1: that sucking dick causes any type of ailment. Quite the opposite.

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Speaker 1: I am actined it to be some type of super

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Speaker 1: I think we got to get to the bottom of that.

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Speaker 1: I think everything that you can get out of Echinasia Elderberry. Yea, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those little pomegranate redick squirty things, I think all that

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean to just to say it's medicinal,

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Speaker 1: It's got medicinal qualities to it. We're not, for a

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Speaker 1: certainly your mother in law and frankly, shame on you

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Speaker 1: let me tell you, sir, I no, no, you deserve

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Speaker 1: he was like, no, I could give my dick, sir.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You don't think he walked

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Speaker 1: he was like, I loved her, but that was killing me.

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Speaker 1: The family. We bought a house. I'm thankful, but god, damn,

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Speaker 1: I will say that that we talked briefly about this

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Speaker 1: very big conspiracy theory of Michael Douglas contracting cancer from

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Speaker 1: having eaten out Catherine Zada Jones. That was that was

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Speaker 1: something that people were saying that her, her pussy specifically

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Speaker 1: she is? Bro It fucked me up. She is from Wales. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I don't think she so. I've always felt like she

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Speaker 1: Penelope Crews, like you were writing that that little space

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Speaker 1: she's the whitest white. Yeah, they had their own white

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Speaker 1: they're like god damn, look at look at these albino monkeys. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those there are there are musical people, though. The rhythm

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Speaker 1: lives within them. You know who's good at basketball? The Welsh? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love their music about sex inside of me, you know.

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Speaker 1: the summer days. Watch Royal Crackers on HBO, you know,

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Speaker 1: As always. You can follow me at lengths and Kerman

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Speaker 1: And then the twenty eighth and twenty ninth, I'll be

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Speaker 1: Bye bitch. Motherfucking many years, so many years, so, motherfucking

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