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Speaker 2: What they do a live concert?

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Speaker 1: I heard that. I guess the All Star Game they

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that would all the All Star games really kind

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Speaker 1: I don't know, it's over.

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Speaker 2: The NHL might be doing the best thing with having

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Speaker 1: But I don't know why. What were they fighting over?

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Speaker 1: Was this a pre arranged fight because the Canadians are

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Speaker 2: So you're saying, if we did basketball game, if we

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Speaker 1: No. No, That's like if me and you were on

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Speaker 2: Because you're on Texas and I'm fighting you.

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Speaker 2: The All Star Games just masquerade around for the guys

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Speaker 1: That's what I laugh about. Okay, can I tell you

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Speaker 1: But they're not really trying. Now like the All Star Game,

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Speaker 2: I've been watching him since two thousand and five, and

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Speaker 1: And that's what Barkley said. He told Draymond Green, this

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Speaker 1: They play five minutes. Kevin Hart's gonna do some more comedy.

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Speaker 1: That's weird. A good thing. I was in bed, A

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Speaker 2: Well, it's nothing impressive for you to say it. It

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Speaker 2: Saturday three point the skills thing where your boy women

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Speaker 1: Can I say the NBA is full is bullshit? No?

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Speaker 2: They Wemby from France thought of found out a loophole

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Speaker 1: They didn't break any rule, And explain to me the DQ.

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Speaker 1: Did you see the skills competition? The layout?

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Speaker 2: You know, the mouse track, it's.

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Speaker 1: Like a bounce pass, bounce pass, bounce pass, your dick.

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Speaker 2: You don't remember mouse trap?

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Speaker 2: It would come down the thing, it would trap the mouse,

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Speaker 2: The skills competition is they do two bounce passes.

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Speaker 2: They're going through hoops like a mouse trap. Dude Wemby

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Speaker 1: I think it was three bounce passes. They shot a

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Speaker 2: You put your take your pants off, put them back on.

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Speaker 1: You gotta do it quick, go go go go to

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm. That's And here's the thing. This is what

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna throw them off the rack. So Wimby

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Speaker 2: if I'm the only one that does this. So Wimby's like, hey,

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Speaker 2: They throw ten balls off.

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Speaker 1: The rack and the crowd booing shut the fuck up,

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Speaker 1: whoever picked Wimby and Chris Paul to win on DraftKings,

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Speaker 1: didn't break the rules. The NBA sucks. The NBA can

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Speaker 1: Like Chris Paul and Wimby don't really care if they

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Speaker 2: And the jump shots that they would you're telling me

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Speaker 2: they don't have any plus or minus pros or concert

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Speaker 1: This is what we're playing. If you make it, it

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Speaker 1: should be minus one second off your time. Right.

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Speaker 2: That's why I never understood the DQ.

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Speaker 1: And then what was the windmill thing? That? Dude?

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Speaker 2: The winds to go up to like Arnold's dick, and

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Speaker 2: all you have to do is just throw it over

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Speaker 2: the windmill. Why not make the windmill fifteen feet high?

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Speaker 2: Why is it three feet like Chris Paul just barely

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Speaker 2: threw it over and it went over.

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Speaker 1: It so funny, so funny, I'm flinging the balls. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you, dude, who designed that?

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Speaker 2: Who designed the skills competition? A freaking homeless person on crack?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I loved. I laughed out loud

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Speaker 1: when I watched Whimmy just flaying the balls. The moniest

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Speaker 1: He goes up to the rack and just throws them

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Speaker 2: Dude, he said, Chris Paul, I'm in this with you, brother,

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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna launch him off the rack faster than

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Speaker 2: you've ever seen it before.

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Speaker 1: And I guess what I think it was. Dray Mud

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Speaker 1: said that it was Wimby's idea. It wasn't Chris Baul,

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Speaker 1: but Wimby is the one that came up with the idea,

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Speaker 1: and I love it. I love that Wimby was thinking

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Speaker 1: and had the balls to do it. They made a

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Speaker 1: mockery of the NBA, and the NBA does not want

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Speaker 1: to be made fun of. They are trying to protect

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Speaker 1: their brand. But look, man, what you do? You have

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Speaker 1: a circus show of an All star game. They had

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Speaker 1: a circus show of a performance. But you get pissed

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Speaker 2: And I'm with you on somebody else's survivor game, big

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Speaker 2: brother game, who wants to be a millionaire? That's all

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Speaker 2: I've seen him before? The hell does he live out

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Speaker 1: His wife's name is Sarah. Sarah tells me I'm responsible for,

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Speaker 1: And we were texting last week, like last Wednesday. He's like, well,

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Speaker 2: This calendar meetup stuff.

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Speaker 2: The only people I've calendared over a week in advances

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Speaker 1: I don't do that.

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Speaker 2: If you cancel one weekend, I'm like, I'm out, Dude,

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Speaker 2: I can't do this thing. Like, hey, we'll see the

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Speaker 1: Either I'm going the Dominican Republic Vegas or I'm sending home.

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Speaker 2: I can't do that. I can't. Okay, in three weeks,

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Speaker 2: I'll see you on that Saturday, dude.

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Speaker 2: I respect my aunt that she hit us up day of,

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Speaker 2: No, what if you just show up at their house.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where they live. He don't know where

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Speaker 2: They don't teach you in schools. You know you're gonna

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Speaker 1: You don't talk to your cousins. I do you do

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Speaker 2: One but the other house cousins do you have handful?

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Speaker 2: He's got like five kids. He works at a factory,

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Speaker 1: And you talk to him like once every six don't

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Speaker 1: They're not gonna teach you in I have. Let me

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Speaker 1: It did get pretty hot. It was at sixty four,

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Speaker 2: When I went and saw him, everything was great. His

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Speaker 2: It's just the same thing you just said, was Cody,

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Speaker 2: I don't feel like scheduling. Hey, man, I love to

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Speaker 1: And I'll hang up and listen. Like, we were going

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Speaker 1: And we're like, all right, And so we hit her up, like, hey,

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Speaker 1: What reg Kaville, Waveland, cool Ry Carey's Bar. We told

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Speaker 1: And then now we're here, you say you're gonna work

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Speaker 1: let's start the show man Cargo Aquarium. Man, it's weird.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I was just texting with cousin Andrew yesterday. Man,

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Speaker 2: But I text with my cousins. Actually, on my dad's side,

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Speaker 1: Maser.

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Speaker 2: But dude, my cousins are all older than me, so

431
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Speaker 2: they're cool, so that that would never happen. How old

432
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,200
Speaker 2: they're all like forty.

433
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,000
Speaker 1: They're all you guys age like five years older, right,

434
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Speaker 1: and you guys all think you're cooler than us.

435
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,440
Speaker 2: But so they don't. They set the standard on texting,

436
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,120
Speaker 2: so they're too cool, so they don't text. But their

437
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,919
Speaker 2: mom my aunt, I text her every day. The uncle,

438
00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:42,640
Speaker 2: nothing wrong, we're best friends. I haven't texted. I've never

439
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,000
Speaker 2: texted him, but I text my aunt every day.

440
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Speaker 1: Interesting because I text one of my aunts, my mom's sister.

441
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,960
Speaker 1: I text her all the time. And Judy we texted.

442
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,680
Speaker 2: I text my dad's sister every day. I get a

443
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Speaker 2: text from her.

444
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Speaker 1: Uncle Kim, we text every once in a while. That's

445
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Speaker 1: Andrew's dads, my dad's brother.

446
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,360
Speaker 2: Uncle Steve. I've never texted him since texting was invented.

447
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Aunt Mary, I don't ever text her. Dude.

448
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,720
Speaker 1: They don't teach you that in the school books. It's wild,

449
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,239
Speaker 1: but there's nothing wrong with those people. That's just how

450
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,840
Speaker 1: the card fall. That's how the world works. Man. It's

451
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,880
Speaker 1: a strange, strange world out there. Man. We gotta start

452
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,879
Speaker 1: the show. We gotta get a kicking. Yeah, let's go

453
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,840
Speaker 1: about to pull up. Hey, Happy President's Day. All right,

454
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it live, Hey, coming up out. How

455
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Speaker 1: do we do this? We're gonna do our favorite president.

456
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Speaker 2: And then we're gonna tell you the most powerful in

457
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Speaker 2: command and go all the way down to the fifth

458
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Speaker 2: It starts with president, vice president, Secretary of State, Chairman

459
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Speaker 2: of the House, Senate, attorney general, mayor's your local city council, oh,

460
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Speaker 2: the chamber?

461
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,720
Speaker 1: Wait? Wait, wait, is mayor bigger than governor. The seventh

462
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,159
Speaker 1: in power is the chamber of commerce. Guys, when you

463
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,200
Speaker 1: pass those buildings in your cities that you don't understand

464
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,360
Speaker 1: the power they hold. Yeah, you look at them like, huh,

465
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,800
Speaker 1: you're just a chamber of commerce. But little as you know,

466
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,399
Speaker 1: there's seven steps away from being president. We're gonna do

467
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 1: it live. Oh the one, two, three, sore losers? What up, everybody?

468
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,720
Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

469
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,840
Speaker 1: I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because

470
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,000
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all. We're not a

471
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,600
Speaker 1: weather channel. More to that in a minute. It is sissing.

472
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Speaker 1: I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male. I live

473
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 1: on the North Side with Bazers. We have two point

474
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,080
Speaker 1: two acres. I think it's actually getting less than that.

475
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,439
Speaker 1: There's a rosion. With all this rain that's been coming in,

476
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,320
Speaker 1: I have less land.

477
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,280
Speaker 2: A lot of it went into the little riverbed that

478
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Speaker 2: just created by my property. And that is not against

479
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:34,840
Speaker 2: the that's nothing but erosion. That is a man made,

480
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,280
Speaker 2: God given fact.

481
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Speaker 1: Jack.

482
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Speaker 2: And there's snow coming on Tuesday. But we're not a

483
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Speaker 2: weather station over to you.

484
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean rest in peace. Pitt's lost the Super Bowl.

485
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 1: Then he lost his tree in his yard. Man, rough

486
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,840
Speaker 1: weekend for him. That's your teas into the break. Now

487
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,360
Speaker 1: after the break, we're going to talk about presidents, man,

488
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,960
Speaker 1: and that one we're gonna talk about. That's why we're

489
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Speaker 1: here to thank our presidents, and we got to give respect.

490
00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,000
Speaker 1: We're respected to do. Like Garfield, Dude, what an amazing

491
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 1: job he did in office. I'll tell you all about it.

492
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,440
Speaker 1: Hoover a vacuum and a powerful man. Yeah, that's just crazy.

493
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan actor and president. What I mean, we got

494
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,720
Speaker 1: so many presidents. We'll be right back. We'll start at

495
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Speaker 1: number one and go all the way to forty seven.

496
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Speaker 1: Are you ready? So yeah, can you talk more on brother?

497
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Speaker 1: He lost his tree, his fence, part of his yard. Yeah,

498
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 1: and he loves his yard. He takes a lot of

499
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 1: care and time to cultivate that yard to be a

500
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,120
Speaker 1: happy place. And he looked at me and goes, guess

501
00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 1: Scott put in a swim pool? Brother, Wow? Does equal

502
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,399
Speaker 1: B plus C? Well, because the tree's gone now man, like,

503
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,719
Speaker 1: what else are you gonna do? Oh?

504
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 2: Because he has no shade.

505
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,440
Speaker 1: He has no shade like it was a big tree

506
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Speaker 1: in the middle of his yard that provided shade for

507
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Speaker 1: the whole thing. So I'm worried. I don't know how

508
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: he's gonna keep his grass now that there's no shade.

509
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,280
Speaker 1: It's gonna burn up. He's gonna have to come up

510
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 1: with some new plan. Dude.

511
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Speaker 2: You know how I go to bed so early? How

512
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 2: well I do go to better?

513
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 1: I know how? I just do. You said, do you

514
00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 1: know how? And I said, how are you away?

515
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 2: Did I go to bed early? I'm aware, dude, And

516
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 2: I wake up in the morning. There's a new national champion,

517
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 2: there's a new president. I've up to so many different things.

518
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 2: There was trees all over the roadways on Sunday. Really

519
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,119
Speaker 2: what kind of storm came through it? And it's the

520
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 2: same one that knock pits crap out.

521
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a big storm. My wife was freaking out.

522
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 1: She has PTSD from a tornado hitting the house, you know,

523
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 1: a few years back, exactly about five years ago to

524
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Speaker 1: be exact, and so she has a little PTSD. So

525
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 1: she was had her weather radio up and on, and

526
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Speaker 1: she was on the couch and she's like, I can't

527
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,919
Speaker 1: go to sleep yet, can't go to sleep yet, And

528
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 1: I look over, she's a sleep on the couch. She

529
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Speaker 1: fell asleep about thirty minutes before the storm rolled in.

530
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:42,680
Speaker 1: I'll take watch. As I watched the Kansas Jayhawks, terrible, terrible,

531
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:50,159
Speaker 1: terrible basketball team. Hushingson. I mean, god, no, Dickerson, Dickinson,

532
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: whatever the hell his name is, Dickerson, dick it out. Whatever,

533
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 1: We're just terrible. Anyway, as I was watching him, that

534
00:22:56,119 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 1: storm rolled in and it was My wife slept right

535
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Speaker 1: through it. And I was like, all right, maybe you're

536
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 1: ready to go to bed. She goes, I got to

537
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 1: awake for the storm. I'm like, you slept right through it,

538
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 1: and she goes, Dude, I really, dude, I really you're safe.

539
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 1: Let's go. I was like, and she goes, oh, I'm

540
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 1: so glad. I'm so glad, she goes. I was just

541
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 1: getting nervous, but I couldn't keep my eyes open. I

542
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 1: guess was there a threat for a tornado? Yeah, it

543
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: was a tornado. I don't know if it was a

544
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 1: watch or threat or warning. I don't know. There's all

545
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: different levels, and I'm not sure which is the more severe.

546
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: Watch is less severe. Warning means that there's been touchdown.

547
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: There's debris in the air. Okay, I think we're under

548
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,919
Speaker 1: a watch. And she kept saying, Oh, it's gonna be

549
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 1: here in twenty minutes, it's gonna be here in thirty minutes.

550
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so's my uber eats ord And.

551
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: Then she fell asleep and we didn't have to worry

552
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 1: about it. But we watched Kansas basketball get their ass

553
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 1: kicked by Utah, and I've decided we have just we've

554
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: got to reevaluate how we had discover talent, Like we

555
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,919
Speaker 1: are just picking the wrong players. Like it's not that nil,

556
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: I mean nil has leveled out the playing field because

557
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,639
Speaker 1: a lot more schools are paying I mean everybody was

558
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 1: paying players before. But we are just doing a bad

559
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: job of value waiting talent. Here's your problem. March madness

560
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 1: is what determines everything. It's fine to understand your team

561
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,880
Speaker 1: a little bit. At this time of the year. You

562
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: realize your team just needs to get hot for six games.

563
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 2: And two of those games, since you're a better team,

564
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 2: are probably gonna be easier.

565
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 1: No, No, they're not gonna be easier. Ray, you're not making

566
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 1: the tournament. Ray, Oh my gosh, you're not making the tournament.

567
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 1: We're making the tournament. But we aren't gonna have easy games. Okay,

568
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: then you'll one of them. The first game will be easy. No, Ray,

569
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: do you understand who are you playing one? Duke? Ray?

570
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: Who are you playing one? Alabama? Do you understand we

571
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: are at like number twenty three roberd No, No, Oh,

572
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 1: I hope not. God boomies bres. We are at like

573
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: number twenty three in the nation. Dude, we are so bad.

574
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: I've never seen Kansas not be in the top twenty five.

575
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 1: When we lose a game this week, we are gonna

576
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Speaker 1: fall out of the top twenty five. Oh I don't

577
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 1: remember Anti's in the top twenty. That's what I'm saying. Ray.

578
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: So you saying, oh, you're gonna have easy games, there's

579
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Speaker 1: gonna be no easy games. So you'll have six games

580
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 1: you have to win more and zero are gonna be

581
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: easy for Kansas.

582
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 2: Have you guys had a six game winning streak this season?

583
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 1: Well, then that's a problem. No.

584
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 2: Did you watch any of that Alabama Auburn game? No,

585
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 2: Me and Justin watched the whole thing.

586
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 1: Dude.

587
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 2: It was fantastic. That is college basketball. They put up

588
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 2: two hundred points. They shot the lights out of like

589
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 2: an NBA All Star Game and the crowd was going crunk.

590
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 2: Fans getting in fights with the players. Some old Alabama

591
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 2: lady got in a fight with Broomies. Really yea was

592
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 2: yelling at him.

593
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: She looked like an old Homer Alabama person. Don't know

594
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 1: what she was yelling at him, but it looked like

595
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: she was standing at her ground stand, at her territory.

596
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 1: She thought he came a little bit into much into

597
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 1: her lap. Broomies is in her face. She's yelling her

598
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: ass off. Her husband's sitting down. I guess not doing

599
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: shit because he sees how big Broomy is. He's like,

600
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: I ain't messing with that. Dude, I have to screw

601
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 1: that lady. You're on your own.

602
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 2: It was great college basket. He got me ready for Mark.

603
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 1: Can I say that I had that circled on the

604
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 1: calendar and just Saturday, I was just busy three pm, dude,

605
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: it was the person, understand. It was just busy, Like

606
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 1: my household is busy. I have three kids. I don't

607
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: know what I was doing at three pm. The kids

608
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: must have been what. I don't know. But the prop,

609
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: the perfect fluffer for that was Vandy Tennessee. That game

610
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: was great.

611
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 2: Heard it beating the rast and Tennessee just beat the

612
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 2: doors off in the second half.

613
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they came back in the second half. They

614
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: were up by like sixteen. Tennessee won. Yeah, dude, I

615
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 1: mean yeah. The college basketball is so fun to watch.

616
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 2: And the end it's not. I guess last year is

617
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 2: when we really did know that you could. We we

618
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 2: came to a conclusion that Yukon was probably gonna win

619
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 2: it back to back, and they did. Three years ago

620
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 2: was Kansas, four years ago as Baylor. Twenty twenty, there

621
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 2: was no winner.

622
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: Guys, there was Cochdo that was Kansas. That was Dehon

623
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: Dotson and Devon Dotson and uh it was a bouquet.

624
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: Oh whoa that took away that change where we were

625
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: gonna go. We had, like, dude, we had like three

626
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: losses on the year. Dude, we were going to steam

627
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: roll the tournament. That's a brutal bea duka as Abukie.

628
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: That's who we had, dude and von Dotson. I mean,

629
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 1: we were so damned so good. It's heartbreaking. But we

630
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 1: don't talk about that. We're not gonna talk about it.

631
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: We're gonna move on. But the final four is already set. Man.

632
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: What the number one teams are saying? It's Auburn, Alabama,

633
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: It's Alabama, Florida. Now it's gonna be Texas Tech and

634
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: Clemson those that's your final four. What about Duke, No,

635
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 1: they're not getting out of there. They're gonna They're gonna

636
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: some way to screw it up.

637
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 2: What about your guy, your expert, Tom Palm or.

638
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: What is ken Palm? Yeah, I don't know what he has.

639
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: I haven't looked, but that is Maya. I gotta see

640
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: what my guy has. I mean, even Maya loves Florida

641
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: because they've been playing injured and they've been winning injured. Yeah,

642
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: did they win this weekend against South Carolina?

643
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 2: They had to have.

644
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 1: All I saw on the screen. The whole weekend was Florida, Alabama, Auburn,

645
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 1: and Duke to all the number one dude, dude, Evan

646
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: Maya loves the Gators. They got that big tall guy

647
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: that's like eight feet tall. Yeah, and then they got

648
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: they got they don't got brew me, but they got

649
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 1: some jack dudes. Maybe they're not the best dribblers, but

650
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: they got jacked guys on that team. Well, I'm glad Jack,

651
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: I mean that doesn't equate to that. Jack dudes don't

652
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: really equate to anything but Auburn. I don't know how

653
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: they lose. They are so good every time I watch it.

654
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: Don't know how to lose. Bama came storming, backing was

655
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 1: and then what happened? Then they got cold and then

656
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: what did Auburn do? Put their foot on their throats

657
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: and beat them by like twelve.

658
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: Right, So I think style of basketball wise, it's an

659
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 2: Auburn Alabama world.

660
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: It's one of them too. It's fun to Alabama was

661
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: fun to watch too. I watched them last week. I

662
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 1: don't know who they were playing, maybe Texas, and they

663
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: just dribbled. I mean, they are so fast.

664
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,400
Speaker 2: They got that lefty It looks exactly like Jalen Brunson. Yes,

665
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 2: the way his shot is because it's a beautiful lefty shot.

666
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: Sears Spears, whatever the hell of the name is, that's

667
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: who Michigan State has.

668
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 2: They're both named Sears.

669
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's his name.

670
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 2: Oh, Michigan State's guy's fears.

671
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: See, there you go. That's what I mean. Oh, there

672
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: has to be a Big Ten school in there. Maybe

673
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: maybe take Clemson.

674
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 2: There's not dude, I keep making fun of justin Ohio

675
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 2: State's not going to the championship. Michigan State's lost. They

676
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: randomly beat the Alni, but Michigan State's lost ten in

677
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 2: a row.

678
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,719
Speaker 1: Did you see the Illini the funniest thing on the weekend?

679
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: I think somebody texted to me, what was it, dude?

680
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: Tarren Shannon Junior, who was there for I guess a

681
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: couple of years. He played a tech. Then he went

682
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: to Illinois and they were retiring his jersey. I saw it.

683
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they were retiring his jersey. At halftime

684
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: of the game. The guy had to come out and

685
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: apologize for He comes out there and they're like three

686
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: two and Terren Shannon pulls the freaking chord and the

687
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 1: damn jerseys upside down on the rafters, Like, hell, the

688
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: hell does that happen? Well, I'll tell you how it happens.

689
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: Tell me how that happened.

690
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 2: I worked facilities. It's a rope on a little Pulley

691
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 2: system and he must have thought that the jersey was

692
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 2: gonna flip around and it just never flipped.

693
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: And it's so funny because Tarren Shannon is just standing

694
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: there and it sucks the.

695
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 2: So the ad had to come out and apologize, But dude,

696
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 2: it's not It's obviously dude, it was a facilities guy. Like, dude,

697
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 2: it would have been me and Adam Alonzo who rigged

698
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 2: the pulley system to lift that thing up. It would

699
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 2: have been I was like six dollars an hour. I'm

700
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: telling you, the facilities guy, who doesn't give a rip

701
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 2: is the one who put that on there.

702
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: I mean, the guy probably had a little bit too

703
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: much to drink on a Friday night.

704
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 2: He's probably a college student, he's an intern, and he

705
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 2: was out drinking. Because it's actually they have those programs

706
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 2: were able to work through the college. You get hired

707
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 2: right work study. That's the beauty of it. You don't

708
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 2: have to worry about getting employment. If you go to

709
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 2: that school, they'll guarantee you're gonna find work. And one

710
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 2: of the jobs is facilities. I guarantee you. The kids

711
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 2: nineteen years old, twenty one, he's twenty one years old,

712
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 2: had a little bit too much to drink on a

713
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 2: Friday he thought. The facilities head said, hey, this jersey's

714
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 2: gonna flip around, and then that's how it's gonna lock

715
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 2: into place, and so he thought he had to put

716
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 2: it upside down. It never flipped around, so it just

717
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 2: goes straight up upside down.

718
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: And Terren Shannon, I mean, he wants to be all

719
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: excited and he just kind of looked at it and

720
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: he's like, that's so damn funny. It's so funny.

721
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 2: But the way to handle it is to laugh at it.

722
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's great, Like who cares? You know they're

723
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: gonna fix it, or you think, oh, they're they're messing

724
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: with me, they're screwing with me. Like maybe he's friends

725
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: with the guy that did you know what I mean,

726
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: you have no idea, but he just gotta love the

727
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: eight egos eight egos.

728
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 2: Hey, anything that happens in this department, I got to

729
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 2: take responsibility for it. It's on me, buddy, that's not

730
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 2: on you. That was a facilities worker. They just threw

731
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 2: that on the pulley.

732
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that guy you called in your office.

733
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: We saw him, you know, cleaning out his locker. It

734
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: was on him. We know he's not working here anymore.

735
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: We got it. You fired him. It's not a big deal.

736
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 2: You got a couple of carabiners on it. Sticking on

737
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 2: that lifted up. I mean, dude, the damn guy that

738
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 2: did it probably also put out two hundred booster chairs.

739
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 2: He mopped part of the court, He made sure the

740
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 2: baskets were ten feet tall. He had a laundry list

741
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 2: of crap. The easiest thing was put Jersey on Pulley

742
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 2: system to lift halftime. And then for whatever reason, there

743
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 2: was a miscommunication where he at the very end there's

744
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 2: not a loop around and it was just a straight

745
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 2: Pulley system.

746
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: Speaking of the baskets and not being the same height.

747
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,479
Speaker 1: I got an update about the new Jersey Nets, right

748
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: he's the basketball team. I'll tell you all about it

749
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: right after.

750
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 2: This, dude, and the thing that's pissing me off, Can

751
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 2: we stop with rumors and crap?

752
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Who plays for the Nets? Is it? Uh?

753
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: Who played? Who's a Paul George Brown? Paul George plays

754
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: for the seventy six ers. That's why did you see

755
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: him licking the nipple of his wife? That's what I'm saying.

756
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 1: So some of the guys were able to take a break.

757
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: Not a bad picture. Man. I don't know why he's

758
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: posting that, but hey man, all right, I'm all here

759
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: for it.

760
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 2: And then that was a real story. But then Boomer

761
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 2: told me Dak Prescott to the Titans.

762
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: No, but he told me it was real, And I said, Boomer,

763
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: at least get me two sources. Never he sent no,

764
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: it wasn't It was from ESPN, And I go, Boomer,

765
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: I get it's a credible source. But unless you have

766
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: two sources, don't come to with Prescott. I'm gonna google

767
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: that because I'm not hurt though.

768
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 2: Sing I think they were doing something. What if he

769
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 2: did go to them? Okay, but that's why I told Boomer.

770
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 2: I said, hey, you're learning school now. You always need

771
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 2: to have your search history. So at least give me

772
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: three different sites that say Dak to the Titans. Otherwise,

773
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 2: don't send me a story.

774
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, hunt Away, why do I have to find three sources?

775
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: You just gotta find them. Those are your big bliography

776
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: in school that you put at the last page is

777
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: Titans urged to make insane draft trade with Cowboys. This

778
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: is from si dot Com. The Tennessee Titans have a

779
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: very a bevy of directions to turn with their first

780
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: overall pick in the offseasons draft. Blah blah blah blah blah.

781
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: The latest trade proposal for the Titans top spot in

782
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: the draft comes from FanDuel Sportsbook, where Tennessee would make

783
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: a deal for the Dallas Cowboys add Dak Prescott in

784
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: return for pick one along with a fourth and third

785
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: rounder to sweeten the pot.

786
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 2: You can ask me if I'd be excited, why would

787
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 2: you Damn right, I'd be excited.

788
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't he Why would you trade? Did you

789
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: see him a Mississippi state? Uh? When when like ten

790
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: years ago he was cooking. Great, he was cooking, and

791
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: his salary this year takes up eighty million dollars on

792
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: the cap. There is no way. Who says no is

793
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: the The tweet from FanDuel Sportsbook Titans get Dak Prescott.

794
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: Cowboys received number one overall pick, fourth round pick, and

795
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: a third round pick in twenty twenty five, twenty twenty six.

796
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,280
Speaker 1: Get the hell out of here. We would have Titans

797
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: would hang up on you immediately. Dak Prescott is not

798
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 1: worth that much. With Pollard, we just have the Cowboys

799
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: of the North. We have the Sitis, and you'd have

800
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:40,919
Speaker 1: the Cowboys back together again. Holy shit, they didn't work

801
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: in Dallas. But if we moved Dag and Tony Poulard

802
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:47,479
Speaker 1: up here to Nashville. That's the combo. We need get

803
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: the hell out of here. That is the dumbest trade.

804
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,439
Speaker 1: So that's what Vandal does is they send out these

805
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: Oh who says no? Everybody says no. On the Titan side,

806
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 1: What were you gonna say before I interrupted you, I

807
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: was gonna say about you know, you said something about

808
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: ten feet the goals being ten feet? Right? Do you

809
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: remember that. I know what you were saying. I just

810
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: said the facilities guy was working on that, and then

811
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: he also missed he was making sure the baskets were

812
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: ten feet. Missy miss levied the Jersey Well, the New

813
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: Jersey Nets had a game Saturday morning, and we show

814
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: up to the gym and we were playing the Philadelphia

815
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: seventy six ers a team, and I am ready to go.

816
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: We have two games remaining on the schedule. We've only

817
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: won one game. I was going to say it was

818
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 1: the All Star break. Yeah, but we did not pause

819
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: for All Star festivities. We did not get the skills competition,

820
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: we did not do any of that. They decided to

821
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: forego that this season. You played the Kevin Hart of

822
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: the Kids leader. Hey, you guys want some stand up.

823
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: What do you call two.

824
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 2: Milkers at a game?

825
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: Your mom's tents and we'd get there and then is exciting.

826
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: The crowd is going crazy. The game before us has

827
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: taken longer than expected. So we're just sitting there on

828
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 1: the side lines, waiting and waiting, and we get going.

829
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: Here we go, and here's the problem. We're warming up,

830
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: warming up, and the rev just blows the whistle and

831
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: the team's already coming down the court with the ball.

832
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: He didn't even say, hey, we're starting or anything. He

833
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: just the other team's already coming towards us. I'm like,

834
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: ohh mark, oh, guys can find somebody. Rev doesn't say

835
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: a damn warning. Shotgun start, shotguns start like hey have

836
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: you ready? You're ready? Hey, if you ain't ready, you

837
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: better get ready. I'll miss some communication. Sorry. And so

838
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: one minute into the first quarter, we foul them and

839
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 1: they're six minute quarters and they go to the free

840
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 1: throw line. Well, unbeknownst to me, we don't stop the

841
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 1: clock during free throws. It took three and a half

842
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: minutes for them to shoot two free throws.

843
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 2: Well, there's your first quarter.

844
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: There was your first quarter, dude. We stood on the

845
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: free throw line while the guy shot two free throws.

846
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 2: You never realized that the last games.

847
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: No, I think the game before us that I was watching,

848
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: I could have sworn they were stopping the clock during

849
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: free throws because the fourth quarter took forever.

850
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 2: You're having problems with basic things in the game starts

851
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 2: and if the clock runs during free throws.

852
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're up one nothing, No, he missed both.

853
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: He missed both his zero zero. At the end of

854
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,720
Speaker 1: the first quarter, we're tied two to two. Who scored

855
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: the two? Kelly on our team. He had never scored

856
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 1: a basket before he got it, And I told him, listen,

857
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,240
Speaker 1: this is what I told Kelly, because he's always aggressed,

858
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: like he's aggressive when I watch him warming up. Hell yeah,

859
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: Bob night. And then in the game he's kind of timid.

860
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 1: And I saw him the other day at practice, like

861
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: you know, before we started practice, he was playing against

862
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: his sister, sister's older and he wasn't He was getting

863
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 1: in there, getting the rebound, not backing down, throwing up shots.

864
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: And I went up, do sat Kelly, Listen, man, you

865
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: see how you're playing with your sister right now. You

866
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: think you could be that aggressive when you play with us.

867
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Bill self. I was like, dude, act like

868
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 1: the other team is your sister and she's trying to

869
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: take your ball. What are you, tom Izzo? And he

870
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 1: was like, okay, okay, And he came out firing on

871
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 1: Saturday and he got that ball. That's coaching right there,

872
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: sorry Colby. He dribbled down the court, he threw it

873
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: up there and it goes in, and I mean he

874
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: had the biggest oh my gosh. Look his parents were

875
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: sitting right under the basket where he made the hoop.

876
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: They still together, They're still together. He came running down

877
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: and I picked them up and I was like, what

878
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: did I tell you.

879
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 2: During the game.

880
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 1: During the game, dude, dude, this is the house party. Yeah.

881
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh wait, you gotta go Mark, Go Mark,

882
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,399
Speaker 1: go Mark your guy because they were already coming down

883
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: the court. We were too busy celebrating. And at the

884
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 1: half it was two to two. That was it. That

885
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: was all the scoring for the first half. But they

886
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: celebrate the small things, what they say. But here's the

887
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: problem with this ref Dude. He would blow the whistle

888
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: and they would just stand there on the sideline with

889
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: the ball. He would not tell you which direction, whose

890
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: ball it was? He would not say a word. So

891
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: he whose ball is it? Is it a kid doing

892
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 1: it or an older person? Older person hates their life.

893
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: You gotta be more interactive, friendly, smiling, Talk to the kid,

894
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 1: talk to us, let us know what's going on. Point

895
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: of direction. He would just sit there and hold the ball,

896
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: and who's ball? Who's We go over there and he

897
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: just go hand it toever what did he think he

898
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: was refing Alabama Auburn on Saturday? I was like, this

899
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: is crazy, man, Like, what are we doing here? And

900
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: so it was a weird game on that front. And

901
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: I will say that it got good. It got really

902
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 1: action packed. In the second half. They scored a basket

903
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: to go up four to two. Then they score another

904
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 1: basket to go up six to two, and then it's

905
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 1: time to turn it on. Baby Box gets the rebound.

906
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: He goes down the right side, shoot, holds up at

907
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: the free throw line. Nothing button that. Wow, do you

908
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: teach him that? Pop six four? Here we go, okay,

909
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: Pete Maravich, here we go. Dribble, dribble, dribb He gets someone,

910
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: he gets it, someone dribbles it down, shoots. Baby Box

911
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: gets the rebound, takes it back up six six.

912
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 2: What the zion?

913
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: Six and six? He's cleaning the glass, Baby is rebound?

914
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: What is the uh? Walt Ben Wallace? Then and dude,

915
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what. We actually pulled off a

916
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: couple of passes this game, like we were actually passing

917
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: the ball. I'll look out NBA skills challenge is I

918
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: mean we were starting to put it together. This was

919
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: our best game by far throwing it around, passing it

920
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: and Jennifer shoots it, she misses, rebound off her hand,

921
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: Baby Box gets it, puts it up. Whoa eighteen to

922
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: six at another one. We take the lead with about

923
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 1: three minutes to go in the game.

924
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 2: What is he gig o groungus?

925
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: And I gotta call it time out. I gotta to

926
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: call it time out, time out because I got a sub.

927
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: It's halfway through the quarters. I gotta take people out

928
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,919
Speaker 1: and put him back in. What are you guys in nets? Right? Yeah,

929
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 1: we're the net Trust the process, Trust the process, guys,

930
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: trust the process. And we take three people out and

931
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: we put three people in and they go on a

932
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: six to zero run and win twelve eight.

933
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,399
Speaker 2: That that's a game, though, a great game.

934
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it was such an entertaining game, and we're

935
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: doing high fives in the line, and some of these

936
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: kids I'd never seen before, don't even think they played.

937
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: I think half their roster just at the bench the

938
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: whole time. And I was like, if I if I

939
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 1: was a parent, I would be furious, because you play

940
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 1: all your guys, play all my guys. Everybody plays, everybody

941
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: dribbles the ball at the court, I mean, baby box.

942
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: The last three minutes a game, he sat on the bench. Sorry,

943
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: you made three baskets in a row. I know you

944
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: were heating up. He was pretty much as NBA Jam said,

945
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: he's on fire. But hey, it's your turn to sub

946
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: it's your turn to sub man. You gotta go sit down.

947
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 2: You guys got a deep bench, and we do. Kansas

948
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 2: have a deep bench.

949
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: We should, but no one can make a shot. AJ

950
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: Store used to shoot forty percent from three at Wisconsin.

951
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: He comes to Kansas, he's shooting twenty two percent from three.

952
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 2: Statistically, that's not good.

953
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: No, that's that's why I don never get in the game.

954
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 1: And he can't play a lick of defense. And anyway,

955
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: so we're we're we good game. Good game, good game,

956
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 1: good game, good game. And I tell everybody, Hey, that's

957
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: how because at the being of the game, I told him, listen,

958
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: you guys like that all time's day. Yeah. You guys

959
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: like your chocolate. Yeah, act like your brother or sister

960
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: is trying to steal your chocolate. That basketball is your chocolate.

961
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: I want you to get it. And I told him

962
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: after the game, I was like, wait to defend your chocolate.

963
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: Way to get your chocolate back to Sarah Sani And

964
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: then I was like, all right, everybody on three nets

965
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: on three one two, three nets and everybody disperses their

966
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: parents and baby Box and I are walking to the

967
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: car and he's like, Dad, I'm proud of you kid.

968
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: He got no. I'm prady. Once we leave the gym,

969
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: we don't talk about basketball. We talk about life because

970
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: I'm a parent, you know what I mean. You don't

971
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,919
Speaker 1: want to just talk basketball all the time. He's like, Dad,

972
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: don leave your shoes on the court, not literally go

973
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: get them. He's like, Dad, just so you know, I

974
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: didn't tell him good game. I was shaking hands and

975
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, got a little Kobe in him. I was like,

976
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: excuse me. He goes no, Dad. I told him great game. Wow,

977
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: great is better than good? And he goes Dad, that

978
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: was a great game. They were like the same as us.

979
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: He goes Dad, that was such even game, Dad. They

980
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 1: were equally shitty.

981
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 2: It sounds like it was competitive, though, that's what you want.

982
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: It was very competitive.

983
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 2: Sparked the fire inside.

984
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: It was great. Man. Did you do the coffee can?

985
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,919
Speaker 1: Like I told you? Were lighted on fire? I didn't

986
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:18,720
Speaker 1: do it that, okay?

987
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 2: Did you do the dog barking in the middle of

988
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 2: the lane to distract For the week.

989
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: Last game, I'm pulling out to all the tricks because

990
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I didn't want to give scouting

991
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: ahead of time. And I'm gonna tell them, hey, you

992
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: need to go over in the corner because the game

993
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: before us, the coach caught us time out of four

994
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: seconds left to draw up a play. I'm like, I'm

995
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: not that doesn't happen. I'm my guys, what are we doing? Like?

996
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,760
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter? Hey Bill self, good call on the timeout.

997
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: Hey coach man, coach k I know you, I know

998
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: you know what. You have a time out. You can't

999
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 1: take it home with you. But this is freaking four

1000
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: to six years basketball. You can take that ship with you, man, Like,

1001
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: we just want to play our game. There's you're down

1002
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: twenty to nothing. There's no need to call a timeout. Hey,

1003
00:43:55,680 --> 00:44:00,439
Speaker 1: Andy Reid, any more timeouts? Oh? Man? I mean but yeah,

1004
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 1: it was. It was a fantastic game, dude. It was

1005
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: very exciting, very back and forth, and I mean we

1006
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: it was fun. It was a charge for parents to

1007
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 1: come watch. That's free man, free admission. And we had skycam.

1008
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: Didn't even know it. Later one of the parents texted

1009
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: the group thread and had videos and pictures from above,

1010
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: like there's a cause, it's like a it's like a YMCA.

1011
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: So they have a track you can run around inside.

1012
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: So they were upstairs taking pictures from the skyview s.

1013
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: So we are now one and five. One game to go, man,

1014
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: one game to go.

1015
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 2: One and five. The equivalent, let's see, if we were

1016
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 2: going to compare it to NBA season is seventy two

1017
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 2: and ten eighty two games. So one and five, let's

1018
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 2: say you win the next one, you're two and five.

1019
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 2: Seven goes into that ten ten times that.

1020
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,839
Speaker 1: So you're gonna have let's say you have twenty wins,

1021
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,399
Speaker 1: you'll be your twenty and you're a twenty and fifty team.

1022
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: You're like comparable to the Detroit Pistons, the worst team

1023
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: in NBIA history. Yeah, man, so that's it. That was

1024
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: our that was our basketball weekend.

1025
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 2: But you gotta win the next one or you are

1026
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 2: the worst team in NBA history.

1027
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: But we'll be better than the Lions. Will actually win

1028
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: a game, and we'll be right back. Man. I remember

1029
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: that one, right, did on the schedule every day L

1030
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: L L for sixteen or Oh, that's when I decided

1031
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: to stop putting papers on my wall with this record

1032
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 1: of teams. What'd you do all weekend? Man? How was Justin?

1033
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 2: Justin was great? We got him and Ali to come over,

1034
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 2: played beer Olympics, played beer pong.

1035
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: I still have never lost at beer pong at my house.

1036
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 2: Hundreds of games, maybe not probably like dozens, probably like five.

1037
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 1: It is kind of crazy. And I was even, I

1038
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: was beat and we went to overtime and then crushed it.

1039
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: I have never pairs duels, solos. I've never lost a

1040
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: beer pong and I'm not even I want to lose.

1041
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: Just hit the pressure of being undefeated is it weighs on? Dude?

1042
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 2: We've lived there for a year. And I am undefeated

1043
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 2: for an entire year. I mean I beat Beazer every time,

1044
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 2: like twelve to nothing.

1045
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: But when we bring people over, yeah, but yeah, we

1046
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 1: had beer. Olympics ordered food. The night before we did

1047
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 1: the whole heart pizza. I had the bottle of champagne.

1048
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: Now we did the heart pizza because the kids saw

1049
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 1: it on a cupeon. Dude, that heart pizza brutal. That's terrible.

1050
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 1: So the obviously pizza.

1051
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 2: I don't know where we got it from, but obviously

1052
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 2: they just know they can put any ship together and

1053
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 2: you'll buy it. Like, I don't even think they have

1054
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 2: the cutter for the heart. No, I think they just

1055
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 2: remove a square at the top and give you less

1056
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 2: pizza because it's a heart.

1057
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: A square actually makes up more space. Dude, we ate

1058
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: it in like two bites, like four pizzas. I'm like, oh,

1059
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 1: the five starving. Yeah. We So then you finish off

1060
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: the bottle of champs and you're drunk. You're like, well,

1061
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: I had nothing to sop it up with. Yeah, we

1062
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 1: ordered it. We ordered it, and it just I mean,

1063
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: we didn't order it from the same place you did.

1064
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: We ordered from a different place. And let's just say

1065
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: they go really fast. Some would say even the jet. Yeah,

1066
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 1: and it was not good.

1067
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 2: They get away.

1068
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 1: It's the one day of the year they can be

1069
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: super lazy and you can't complain, right because you're just hey,

1070
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: you save me on that one. I didn't have an extra.

1071
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: I feel like they make a lot of just heart

1072
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: pizzas in advance and just stick them like in the

1073
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: little like they make them all day because they know

1074
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: that's what a lot of people are gonna order. I

1075
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 1: don't think they can make it fresh every time, is

1076
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I get you on that one, but

1077
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: I will tell you the heart, I really do think

1078
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: it's just a square at the top they remove. Maybe,

1079
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: but I mean, America, that's how dumb we are. Hey,

1080
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: we'll get flowers that are three times the price. We'll

1081
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: do all that. I we'll pay extra for a heart

1082
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: pizza when it's half the size of a regular pizza,

1083
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 1: but I'll pay double for it, no problem, Like, let's

1084
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: do it. But yeah, that was great, man.

1085
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 2: Bazer got me this. You put it in your yard.

1086
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: But it also is marketed as indoor, so it's indoor

1087
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: golf holes, but it's mark it says indoor outdoor. What's

1088
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: it called dick ball? All right, let me check that out.

1089
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 2: And so you because it, dude, it was twenty degrees out,

1090
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 2: I can't play outside. So I said, hey, it says

1091
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 2: on here you're supposed to play in. How are you

1092
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 2: supposed to play it inside with your own golf clubs?

1093
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 2: You're gonna be scraping up your floor.

1094
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: You're playing with your own golf club. Yeah, So then

1095
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: I had to bring in like a mat that I

1096
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: could hit off of. But like the whiffle balls are

1097
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 1: hitting the walls. I'm like, I don't really know. I

1098
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: think that maybe some false advertising. It's probably just something

1099
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: you can play in your yard. It'll be a blast

1100
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: when it's ever seventy out. We got two more weeks

1101
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: of twenty degree weather. But yet, guys, maybe change the

1102
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: packaging on that one. Is it called do you hit

1103
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:21,720
Speaker 1: it into a net?

1104
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 2: No, it's an oversized hole because there's only one shot.

1105
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: Everything's a drive because if you don't hit it into

1106
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: the three by three hole, you don't get any points.

1107
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: There's not chips. It's all just like a drive big holes.

1108
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: I'm not very good at Google, but I'm trying. I

1109
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: think it's from play Sports or something place sports. But

1110
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 1: I'll give you an update mid June when I play

1111
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: it for the first time. Well, it's funny because we

1112
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: haven't played golf in the backyard in a while, and

1113
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, when it was twenty degrees this weekend,

1114
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: the three year old baby box three, He's like, can

1115
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: I play golf? Can we go outside and play golf.

1116
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, it is freezy ass cold, but okay,

1117
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: And we'd go out there and he whack and put

1118
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: some holes in the ground. Dad, I want to go

1119
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: inside more up, Dad, I want to go inside more month.

1120
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: We'd go inside, warm up for five minutes, go back out,

1121
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: take four swings Dad that I'm called them call, I'm

1122
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: gonna go warm up, go warm up. So we go

1123
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: back inside for five minutes, warm up, go back outside.

1124
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: Did that for about an hour. I mean he was like,

1125
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: nose was freaking frozen, his face was frozen, but he

1126
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: kept doing it. Dude, that's golf. We keep going back

1127
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: like zombies to the course. Yeah. And there's a bunch

1128
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,439
Speaker 1: of divots in my backyard. He forgot to replace his divot.

1129
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 2: Dude, it was pouring on Saturday. Yeah, and so then

1130
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 2: father in law says, hey, you need to check under

1131
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 2: your house.

1132
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 1: Dude, I went under there.

1133
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 2: You want to know a more terrifying experience in any

1134
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 2: time you go into your house that is a haunted house.

1135
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 1: Bro, there were spider webs. There were spiders.

1136
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 2: Oh shit, I mean there could have been a dead

1137
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 2: body for all I know. I mean, I got flashlights on,

1138
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 2: just trying to see if there's water. You didn't weather

1139
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 2: proof it. Well, we're in luck. There was no water,

1140
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 2: so I do just survey it. I'd go to all

1141
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 2: four corners and make sure there was no water. But dude,

1142
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 2: I ran immediately into the shower in case I had

1143
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 2: a spider on me. You get a brown recluse. Dude,

1144
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 2: you're dead. Guys, nobody tells you. This is what they

1145
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 2: don't tell you the Hey, this is not what you're

1146
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 2: such a bit guys, this is not what they're not

1147
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,919
Speaker 2: gonna tell you this in school. Here's the deal. They're

1148
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 2: gonna say, Hey, you're gonna have a fairytale wedding and

1149
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: you're gonna have a fairy tale house. They're not gonna

1150
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 2: tell you have to crawl underneath your thirty thousand square

1151
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 2: foot house. On your hands and knees like you're in

1152
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 2: noam and fighting webs. And dude, if there was a

1153
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 2: snake down there, I was dead. There wasn't. But and

1154
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 2: then my father in law tells me, we gotta do

1155
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 2: that every four months. I'm like, dude, it's gonna take

1156
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 2: me four months to muster up the courage to do

1157
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 2: that again. And then the ferns cold snap. It keeps

1158
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 2: going from seventy to zero degrees. I had three ferns,

1159
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 2: killed them all.

1160
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: I was like, f it.

1161
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 2: I went through them in the freakin' eavestrof the uh

1162
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 2: drainage ditch, the colvert. Yeah, I'm like, screw it, they'll

1163
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 2: blow out to see. I don't give a shit those

1164
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 2: things are done though. Dude, Dude, I don't know where

1165
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 2: this stuff ends up. But I swear you know, if

1166
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 2: you have plants, it doesn't matter. You can just throw

1167
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 2: them by it.

1168
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: But dude, with all that rain, there were rivers going

1169
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: by the sides of roads. It's just washing rocks because

1170
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: I put it.

1171
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 2: I built it up.

1172
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: I want the plants even though they're dead. I still

1173
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 1: put all my bad plants in the by the road.

1174
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,359
Speaker 1: It's like the drainage. But dude, the.

1175
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 2: Water was going so hard. I'm like, oh shit, I

1176
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 2: kind of feel bad.

1177
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: Now, dude. These plants are blowing down the river. I'm like,

1178
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: those are going to end up in somebody else's front yard. Dude.

1179
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 2: There was stuff getting carried from all over the place.

1180
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's the first time on along the road

1181
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 2: there's that little drainage ditch. Dude, I had a whole

1182
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 2: river and a creek behind my house.

1183
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: I was like, well, this is nice. No, but I

1184
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 1: could have and I was like, great, I just lost.

1185
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 2: Now I'm now at two point eighth acres because the

1186
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 2: whole front side boom collapsed.

1187
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 1: It was like a sinkhole.

1188
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 2: We lost two feet.

1189
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not that serious people are going through

1190
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 1: in California.

1191
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,439
Speaker 2: Dude, we lost two feet of property in the front

1192
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 2: of our house. Oh damn, well, I mean what, but like,

1193
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 2: what am I like the sticks where the property line is,

1194
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 2: it's gone gone.

1195
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 1: So I'm like, so I don't own that land anymore. No, man,

1196
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,879
Speaker 1: I just lost two point two. I'm down to two

1197
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: point one. That sucks. So but yeah, if rain finally stopped,

1198
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: he was kind of getting serious. It was raining a

1199
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 1: lot dude, there was mulch going down the street. I

1200
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: mean there was ever. I mean, you know neighbors up

1201
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: on top of the hill, you know what I mean.

1202
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 1: There mulch is just coming right in front of our

1203
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: house going down. Luckily, we're kind of midhill. I wouldn't

1204
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: say we're top of the hill, but we're midhill. Yeah,

1205
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: so we shouldn't be that. We weren't that worried. But

1206
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 1: you just see stuff. There's like tree branches and sticks

1207
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: and just flowing.

1208
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 2: And I said, I go, baser, there's so much rain.

1209
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,399
Speaker 2: Eventually there is gonna be some floods and stuff. Sure enough,

1210
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 2: dumb asses getting trapped in the waters. I don't think

1211
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 2: any of them died though, But good.

1212
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: Dude, that water will carry you. Uh dude, no teeth.

1213
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: Keith Kid one time he was headed to his grandmother's

1214
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: off an old man shack of road in Austin, Texas,

1215
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: and he came to the road and there was the

1216
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 1: water was going over it, and he parked his car

1217
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: on the downhill and he wanted to get out and

1218
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: just look at it. Well, the car started sliding down

1219
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 1: the hill, Kid, and he was trying to hold it

1220
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: and hold it and hold it, don't go car, and

1221
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: the water took the car down the creek. Kid it yeah, kid,

1222
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,720
Speaker 1: So I had to walk two miles around the creek

1223
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: and then another mile to Grandma's house. I showed up

1224
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 1: soaking wet, and she said, what happened to you? Kid?

1225
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: And I told her that water it's pretty strong. It

1226
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: took my car and two days later they found it

1227
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: down the creek, all smashed up, but I lived. It

1228
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:49,800
Speaker 1: was pretty It was pretty crazy how strong that water was. Kid,

1229
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,439
Speaker 1: But it took my car. I didn't realize it would

1230
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: do it like that. Glad I wasn't in it, But

1231
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: I'm safe, kid. That was the end of that car.

1232
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: The blue it's gone. Yeah, man? Who sorry dude? Hey?

1233
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 1: And then brother with his tree. Yeah, but that the

1234
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: blue bomber. That was years ago, man, it wasn't. It

1235
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: wasn't recently. I was like, brother, let me know, I'll

1236
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: bring the husk of arn over and I'll get rid

1237
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: of that tree for you. I've got a drainage ditch.

1238
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 1: I can store it right in it. But I think

1239
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: when I said that, I think he shed it a tier.

1240
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,919
Speaker 1: Oh not a laughing matter, all right, Well, Happy Monday, guys,

1241
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 1: make sure you're out there honoring your presidents. Whichever I want.

1242
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: It may be if it was Arnold Garfield taft, who else?

1243
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 2: Guys, this is the best podcast in the Clinton administration.

1244
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 2: You're really gonna like it, Herbert Hoover.

1245
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, man, Happy Monday. Kids are out of school.

1246
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: I gotta get home. Yeah, gotta get home, and I'll

1247
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: tell you all about the birthday party on Wednesday. Man,

1248
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 1: this a great birthday party. Oh. I'll be on the

1249
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 1: edge of my seat. Why have the whole thing when

1250
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm on the edge. Is there any sports tonight, dude?

1251
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: With hockey and basketball and break there's nothing for a month.

1252
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess there's college basketball. I don't know.

1253
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 2: I'll watch something, but then we ramp up up MLB

1254
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:01,839
Speaker 2: and March baby, Oh.

1255
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:05,399
Speaker 1: Yeah they were the end of March. End of March. Yeah.

1256
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 1: Cousin Andrew is gonna be heading an opening day in Cincinnati.

1257
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: They say no,