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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from the

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Speaker 1: Police Academy Movies and Spaceballs Michael Winslow February twentieth through

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Speaker 1: the twenty second. Tickets are available at Parlorlive dot com

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Speaker 1: and you can call four two five two eight nine

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Speaker 1: seven thousand on the twenty five. Hello, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Lauren. This is she. Hey, what's up? Girl?

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Speaker 1: This is Esteban. Okay, you know your brother Isaac. He said,

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Speaker 1: I should call you about my upcoming album release parties.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah sure, how how can I? Yeah? He said,

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Speaker 1: you are an event planner, like one of the best

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Speaker 1: party planners around. Well yeah, yeah, thanks, that's real cool. Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's a cool job you got there, you know, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it can be very fun. I bet you make tons

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Speaker 1: of moneys. Well not as much as people would think,

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Speaker 1: and not as much as I do in music. But

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Speaker 1: that's okay, all right. I just you know, joking for you. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, Um, I got to plan the party for

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Speaker 1: my album release coming out. Okay, So anyway, I trying

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Speaker 1: to get some good press for my upcoming single. It's

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Speaker 1: called college Girl, college Girl. Yeah it good like this? Hey,

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Speaker 1: college Girl wasasca going on study for the final with

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Speaker 1: no panties on. So, yeah, you don't really need to

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Speaker 1: sing anymore. I'm good what I think you'd like. It's

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Speaker 1: good though you heard it before. No, no, it goes on,

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Speaker 1: it goes on it. Hey, college girl, don't you wear panties?

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Speaker 1: You should put some, mom but not like the grandies. Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: you don't really make money doing this, right, bro? This

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Speaker 1: it's just like something you do for fun, like it's

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Speaker 1: a hobby. Oh no, I make moneys. I mean one day,

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Speaker 1: you know, one day you hope to make money. Everybody

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Speaker 1: got to start somewhere. Even that guy Drag he has

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Speaker 1: that song you go started from the bottom now, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then that's me, you know I started. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: know what you don't. You don't need to sing any

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Speaker 1: more for me. Really, it's all good. Do you like him?

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Speaker 1: Do you like the Dregs? All right? I seriously have

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Speaker 1: to go so whatever this is, please, I just I

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Speaker 1: really need to get back to work. To my clients.

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Speaker 1: Did you go did you go to college? What did

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Speaker 1: you go to college? Because you sound real smart too, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I went to college with the college. I have to

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Speaker 1: go now, Hey, college guy, yeah, no, I can't. You

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Speaker 1: don't need to sing me a song about college girls. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I went to college. Is that all? Hey? So one

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Speaker 1: thing Esteband is good at is picking up on the

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Speaker 1: moods of women. And I can tell you upset. You

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Speaker 1: don't say no, I can't play. Yeah, I could totally tell. Hey,

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Speaker 1: so listen because I make you angry and I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get you a Starbucks gift card since

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Speaker 1: every day on your way home from work you go there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: wait what I'm going to get you a Starbucks gift card?

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Speaker 1: You know, because every day on your way home you

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Speaker 1: stop there, you get a little drink. Maybe I could

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Speaker 1: pay for a couple you know? Who told you that

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Speaker 1: I stopped at Starbucks every day on my way home?

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Speaker 1: Who told you that? I just, you know, like I

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Speaker 1: figure that girl like you probably stop at Starbucks every day?

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Speaker 1: Don't figure like that? Who is there? Like I just maybe,

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Speaker 1: like I don't know, you go home for a while

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Speaker 1: and then probably head to the gym normally like six thirty,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling the cop. I'm done. I'm done, and I'm

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Speaker 1: calling the cop. Hey, Lauren, who is this? This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jebile from Brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving on e two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your brother Isaac wanted us to call you.

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Speaker 1: He said that you're uptight and need to relax a

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Speaker 1: little bit. So here's the way of making a relax

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Speaker 1: is to have some psychopath name Estevan call me. Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's a good name. From my next song psychopath Love. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like it. Thank you. Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jewel Poe taps weekday mornings on the twenties holy On

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Speaker 1: Ruben ninety two point five