Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now joined by
Speaker 1: Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics got
Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey, you're bobbing your head.
Speaker 1: You gotta yeah. How about being audible? Yep, I'm here, okay,
Speaker 1: all right? Dylan, Hey Dan, Okay, No, no, no, I don't
Speaker 1: want you bobbing like yes, I want you just an
Speaker 1: audible yes, yes.
Speaker 3: Ray, Yes, Dan, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, all right, So you got bat We have
Speaker 1: everybody here, full lineup and uh, bad weekend for everybody.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry lost two units, Dylan lost five, Shay lost one,
Speaker 1: and he just screptancys in the mouth here.
Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna accept it. I talked to Ray this morning,
Speaker 4: although Notre Dame and JM. You covered with the bookie
Speaker 4: when you bet them Saturday morning. But I lost him
Speaker 4: on the show.
Speaker 1: You know what just happens it does, but that's why
Speaker 1: we placed the bets here so everybody can hear the bets,
Speaker 1: then they can follow the bets, not you and your
Speaker 1: bookie allegedly on Saturday morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, is it can be tough for everyone?
Speaker 4: Who I mean Dylan. They pulled Dylan out of chemistry
Speaker 4: class to kick that field goal. It wouldn't have mattered,
Speaker 4: it would have won to be over on a Notre
Speaker 4: Dame game. They're up thirty five seven, like a minute
Speaker 4: and a half to go on again, they pulled some
Speaker 4: guy who's never played, like some scene like Bert Ruby
Speaker 4: out of the stands. You kick a fucking field goal.
Speaker 2: Larry, I told you I've never taken chemistry.
Speaker 4: I was just frustrated that nice. So I had to
Speaker 4: text you, Dylan.
Speaker 1: Well you've taken chemicals. You just haven't taken chemicals research chemicals.
Speaker 1: The Dylan Pavia awarders at Diego Pavia. Diego Pavia Award
Speaker 1: goes to Dylan. He tried to make a big comeback,
Speaker 1: went one and three on his big unit bets. He
Speaker 1: lost Utah moneyline bet to Colorado. So congratulations, Dylan, you
Speaker 1: have won the Diego Pavia Award six times this year.
Speaker 2: I almost jordaned it.
Speaker 5: I've had I think Larry snuck won in there, but
Speaker 5: otherwise I would have gone six in a row.
Speaker 1: All right, recapping here, I don't know. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of blood. There's a lot of blood red on everybody's
Speaker 1: cheet here. I think I did great, Danny, Like the
Speaker 1: public got smoked, especially on Sunday, and I lost one unit.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a win in my book, honestly.
Speaker 1: Why not? Okay, So now we're taking moral victories here, Canny,
Speaker 1: we can, we can. We can check the scoreboard here
Speaker 1: plus ten and a half units lost one last week.
Speaker 1: All right, calm down, I'm going to take it. You
Speaker 1: might be losing your wife. So that's a loss, dude, Danny,
Speaker 1: you have no idea the amount of therapists that she's recommending.
Speaker 1: Like on our insurance panel, it says like these are
Speaker 1: the therapists to take your money. They're all women, ninety
Speaker 1: percent of them don't have kids, seventy five percent of
Speaker 1: them eight married, and they want to talk to me
Speaker 1: about marriage counseling.
Speaker 2: But it says that they don't have kids.
Speaker 1: On the thing, No, I can tell from the busy
Speaker 1: look at them. That is a childless woman. Obviously. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember therapy was suggested a long time ago for
Speaker 1: my friend. And the therapist was a priest. And he goes,
Speaker 1: what does the priest know about marriage? And he he
Speaker 1: had a radio show the challenges of modern day marriage. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: father Norbert Burns. And he goes, why am I going
Speaker 1: to this priest to help me in my marriage? I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you got a point there. You're good. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm in trouble, big trouble.
Speaker 2: Say I feel like you'd be all in on a
Speaker 2: priest therapist.
Speaker 1: Never not a priest. Well, Catholicism is a lie. The
Speaker 1: only way to Christ is through the Father, not some
Speaker 1: priest in the corner. So that's in the Bible. Good luck,
Speaker 1: have fun in a purgatory. But why are you in trouble?
Speaker 1: Does this all stem back from She goes to Taylor Swift. Yes,
Speaker 1: you stay at home with the kids. The eight year
Speaker 1: old throws up in her bed, you make her do
Speaker 1: the laundry. Correct. So this is the roommate saying I
Speaker 1: need to work through whatever demons I have from my
Speaker 1: past that makes me ask. So last night, Danny, we
Speaker 1: got a four year old. You know, Fifi the baby.
Speaker 1: That's what I do. She's a violent child. She is
Speaker 1: has her own opinions already. She is humongous. She's dangerous. Yes.
Speaker 1: And at night she was like, I'm not going to bed,
Speaker 1: go to hell. And she's yelling at the roommates, screaming
Speaker 1: at the roommates. So the roommate comes in and I'm
Speaker 1: watching the game, and the roommate comes into the room
Speaker 1: and says, you know, you gotta do something. I said,
Speaker 1: all right, you go downstairs. I'll put this baby to
Speaker 1: bed right now. She said, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: So just go downstairs. I'm gonna put the baby to
Speaker 1: bed right now. She goes downstairs and I will walk
Speaker 1: in there and I say, baybabe, lock it up, take
Speaker 1: her clothes off. We gotta put on diaper now. She's like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. And then she does
Speaker 1: it all and I put her to bed, lights off,
Speaker 1: see you later. Don't close the door, door shut good night.
Speaker 1: It ain't you know, the opposite of general parenting. And
Speaker 1: so the roommate and I are downstairs and talking about
Speaker 1: life and she's, you know, the baby's crying, mummy, mummy,
Speaker 1: And I'm looking at her, like, don't you dare go upstairs.
Speaker 1: You just asked me to help you. I helped you,
Speaker 1: and five minutes later she's upstairs cuddling the baby. So
Speaker 1: in my mind, I'm not needed anymore. The help that
Speaker 1: I provided was not appreciated. I don't care to help
Speaker 1: in the future. And the roommate thinks that that nexus
Speaker 1: of ideas demands therapy and I disagree. So are you
Speaker 1: at an impasse? Yeah? Yeah, we're at an impast We're
Speaker 1: at an impass because I'm not drinking. So if I
Speaker 1: was drinking, I'd be able to just drink these feelings
Speaker 1: away and go to sleep.
Speaker 2: Have you suggested that I have?
Speaker 1: And the roommate has vigorously lobbied against my not just drinking,
Speaker 1: but also the drug use. I would lobby against that too,
Speaker 1: I don't you know what I mean. Thank you, Dylan,
Speaker 1: Thank you. I think I surrounded by communists. I'm not
Speaker 1: allowed to do drugs. I have three daughters and a
Speaker 1: wife that doesn't work. I should be mandated drugs and alcohol, Like,
Speaker 1: how else do you sleep? Yeah? I want to bet
Speaker 1: at two in the mortal last night.
Speaker 2: You know, if I was your therapist, I would say
Speaker 2: fair enough.
Speaker 1: I have my own therapist who agrees with me. And
Speaker 1: of course I got to find these the roommates, got
Speaker 1: to find these childless cat ladies that tell me what
Speaker 1: to do with me in my life. It's it's absurd, Danny,
Speaker 1: it ain't right, and I gotta pay for it too.
Speaker 1: Fuck ad Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, we did have
Speaker 1: people who were concerned, and I just wanted to give
Speaker 1: them a welfare update. I'm not doing well, that's the update.
Speaker 1: Ain't well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're up units.
Speaker 1: Check.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh. How did everybody do with the Tyson Jake Paul?
Speaker 2: I think it's zero's across the board.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I bet I bet first round by Tyson,
Speaker 4: and I think I didn't even watch the fight. I
Speaker 4: couldn't stay up. I went to bed with five rounds
Speaker 4: to go in the woman's fight because I just said,
Speaker 4: I'm not waiting up anymore.
Speaker 1: That girls fight was crazy? Did her? That was the
Speaker 1: best fight on the card. Okay, so he watched it
Speaker 1: to me when I said that this would go the
Speaker 1: distance and it'd be Jake Paul would win by decision,
Speaker 1: and that he didn't Nobody knocking anybody down, nobody's hurting anybody.
Speaker 1: He held back on Tyson, He could have dropped him
Speaker 1: in any rere Although there you know, Marvin and I
Speaker 1: saw that piece of video today and there is a
Speaker 1: moment where Mike Tyson be Mike Tyson would have knocked
Speaker 1: him out. It's right there. It's the right hand, the
Speaker 1: right hand. Oh my god, he pulls it down. He
Speaker 1: pulls it down, like, I don't know how you explain that.
Speaker 1: Even if you throw it and you miss or it's deflected,
Speaker 1: then you're at least making it. He didn't even make
Speaker 1: an attempt to knock him out a match, right, Like,
Speaker 1: they hit harder and sparr matches than.
Speaker 5: They hit no insult sparring, Okay, but like on a
Speaker 5: TV sparring match where they're just basically damning.
Speaker 1: Celebrity boxing, they hit harder than they did in that match.
Speaker 3: Tanya Harding had a better boxing match than he.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, Anya, my girl. I guess. I
Speaker 1: guess Mike is going to fight Logan Paul now and
Speaker 1: that'll be at WrestleMania.
Speaker 5: So that right there automatically adds more illegitimacy to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, WrestleMania. But nothing scripted here.
Speaker 5: I mean so I had Tyson to get knocked down
Speaker 5: and Paul to win by decision at plus five point fifty.
Speaker 5: That seemed like a no break, like there would at
Speaker 5: least be one knockdown. And then when his legs were
Speaker 5: wobbling early on, I was like, oh, nice, here we go, Danny.
Speaker 1: If they asked you to announce their pregame the next
Speaker 1: fight with Tyson, would you no? No? Wow?
Speaker 3: Half a million dollars today.
Speaker 1: If they pay me what they pay them, then I'll
Speaker 1: do that. Well, twenty million, that'll bust a budget, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll take care of that. All right. Fine. I think
Speaker 1: you should be more involved with boxing. You know the game.
Speaker 1: I do. I do. I've been around it. I met
Speaker 1: Tyson in nineteen eighty six. You should be more involved.
Speaker 1: It needs a reinvigoration, Danny. I think you should be
Speaker 1: more involved with the game. I went to Sugar Ray
Speaker 1: Leonard's first retirement. He retired six times. Wow, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be involved in this. Sorry, one thing before
Speaker 1: we go on there.
Speaker 5: I feel like the best part of that fight is
Speaker 5: you're expecting the baddest dude on the planet to come
Speaker 5: out there and knock someone out, and then you just
Speaker 5: see his ass on live TV on Netflix like that.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Andy.
Speaker 2: The trip on the walkout was pretty funny where he could.
Speaker 5: He caught himself, but you could he had that look
Speaker 5: in his eyes like fuck, everyone saw that, didn't they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if that was the only time he was going
Speaker 1: to fall, like you, you would say, oh, it's Tyson
Speaker 1: going to take a fall. You didn't think it'd be
Speaker 1: on walking out.
Speaker 5: But he's just trying to keep his eyes up and
Speaker 5: there's probably like cables and shit going across.
Speaker 2: He's like this is a minefield.
Speaker 1: All right, let's turn her attention to this week, Shay.
Speaker 1: Since you're dominating, certainly in the college ranks, you lead
Speaker 1: us off, Danny. You got the buck, guys laying thirteen
Speaker 1: and a half against the Kurt Cigarettes, yep, got the
Speaker 1: over in the shod door he signed a five year extension. Idiot?
Speaker 2: Is it great?
Speaker 1: You know what he could have done done? Because Dion's
Speaker 1: leaving Colorado because the Doors in a good drafted. He's
Speaker 1: going to whatever NFL team is drafted him, either the Jets, Cowboys,
Speaker 1: whomever whatever. Cigaretti could have gone to Colorado. Okay, yeah, Bill.
Speaker 5: Cot would you go from Indiana to Colorado post dion,
Speaker 5: Oh kind of lateral.
Speaker 1: No lateral in my ass. I got the Fighting Gophers
Speaker 1: plus eleven and a half against the Showerstallers, Liberty the
Speaker 1: Real Baptist laying one and a half against Western Kentucky,
Speaker 1: MTSU laying three and a half against the True Aggies,
Speaker 1: and then Tamu. I don't understand this line minus two
Speaker 1: and a half against the hooker Watcher. So I don't
Speaker 1: get it, but I'm doing it. I'm betting it. Yeah, okay, yeah, Texas,
Speaker 1: I didn't the didn't. Mike Elko said, we got to,
Speaker 1: you know, keep our focus on on Texas. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And they're playing Auburn at Auburn. Yeah, it's gonna be great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a little bit of a slip up therenh wait
Speaker 1: bad Larry.
Speaker 4: Okay, Dan, I'm laying the forty two and a half
Speaker 4: on Georgia against you.
Speaker 1: Mass It's forty forty forty two.
Speaker 4: I's gotta be thirty five nothing at halftime and mass
Speaker 4: Camp score, that's that's gonna be. That's gonna be a shutout.
Speaker 4: So Georgia minus forty two.
Speaker 1: They just fired their coach on Monday, Saw that, and
Speaker 1: they're not gonna have their starting quarterback. I think it's
Speaker 1: Tyson Puma Chan something like that, so they don't have
Speaker 1: him or their head coach. But they're forty two point underdogs.
Speaker 2: Oh they're screwed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, forege and minus forty two. James Madison minus
Speaker 4: the seven against app State, Colorado minus the three against Kansas.
Speaker 1: I want to add that. Sorry, Layer, don't mean to interrupt.
Speaker 1: I want to add that. I think I think everybody
Speaker 1: and their mother's on Kansas Public Dog. Give me Colorado
Speaker 1: minus three, thank you, laire.
Speaker 4: No problem at all. I want Pittsburgh getting the eight
Speaker 4: and a half from Louisville and then Texas A and
Speaker 4: M given two and a half to Auburn.
Speaker 1: Okay, and got College Okay, Dylan, make some magic, all right, Dan,
Speaker 1: I need it bad.
Speaker 5: I got Purdue plus thirteen and a half against the
Speaker 5: Spartans after the end zone fiasco last week?
Speaker 1: Isn't that? Did somebody get fired at Purdue because they
Speaker 1: painted the end zone so it's black and then there's
Speaker 1: a the border of the end zone and then the
Speaker 1: Purdue player dressed in black is outside the end zone,
Speaker 1: catches the pass and thinks he scored a touchdown and
Speaker 1: then realizes he's like two or three yards out of bounds.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like black pylon and then more black the
Speaker 5: back of the end zone.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a US election to Wow, Wow, where.
Speaker 2: Woway?
Speaker 3: We were going there?
Speaker 1: To Shay all right, Bill.
Speaker 5: But fortunately they're playing at Michigan State then, so I
Speaker 5: don't think that will be an issue that.
Speaker 1: Might be douche Oh wow, wow wow. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I turned on you like, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think I'm on the roommate's side, and I know you're not.
Speaker 1: You don't mean that. You don't mean that. I don't
Speaker 1: I'm a good parent, Danny. I think general parenting is
Speaker 1: for cowards. I instruct strict scipline, structure, and balance, and
Speaker 1: my kids thrive in it. It comes in with a
Speaker 1: hippie bullshit and they don't know which way to go
Speaker 1: or what mood she's in.
Speaker 2: What about a happy media now cowards?
Speaker 1: Well, how about a good cop, bad comp that always works?
Speaker 1: Doesn't It sounds like it's not working exactly.
Speaker 6: Yes, Marvin is shaye A do as I say, not
Speaker 6: as I do type of prayer.
Speaker 1: I did as I did? Y. Yeah, I lie to
Speaker 1: my kids every day. They're always like, Daddy, you have
Speaker 1: any girlfriends before mama? Nope, not at all. Super virgin
Speaker 1: met your mother, got married, had kids. That's life. No.
Speaker 6: No, But what I mean is like, if you smoke
Speaker 6: cigarettes right now, your parents you tell your kids not
Speaker 6: to smoke cigarettes.
Speaker 3: I always thought those people were stupid.
Speaker 1: No, my kids don't know I smoke. My kids don't
Speaker 1: know I smoke, and they think that the chew and
Speaker 1: tobacco I have is daddy's medicine. So we're going to
Speaker 1: keep that theory going. Yeah, my scam going on there
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 3: So yeah, what I mean.
Speaker 1: And then they're gonna find out, and then they're gonna go,
Speaker 1: you lie to us, and then they're going to listen
Speaker 1: to this show, and I'm corn holed. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: They're going to find it internet, you call the handbag
Speaker 1: and son.
Speaker 3: Of a bit.
Speaker 2: That's a later problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they're not finding it anytime soon. When they do,
Speaker 1: it'll be like you'll be gone and then they'll go yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 2: At like twenty twenty eight or something. When you're laun,
Speaker 2: We'll not.
Speaker 1: Dead, I don't. I mean, you could just be gone
Speaker 1: out of the picture. Yeah, in Panama with my second family. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, I don't want. I don't want your
Speaker 1: dad sing sing with a cooler room Rikers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd have a much cooler roommate there, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Oh yea Novia comost us, you could have P Diddy
Speaker 1: with you? What the fuck is?
Speaker 3: Get the baby? Ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's you just go? Gay? Say? Go? Okay, it make
Speaker 1: a great story. I could do that whatever. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: I've reached it, I've reached the pinnacle of women, I
Speaker 1: might as well, you know, figure out at all. Okay,
Speaker 1: the roommate that's a roommate when she listens, Hey, I
Speaker 1: love you, You're the best. You're the best ever.
Speaker 2: The only thing better would be P Diddy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Yes. The only person I'd ever leave you
Speaker 1: for hunt is P Diddy? What the fuck happened to
Speaker 1: this show? I have? Oh you're asking now? Okay, Dylan,
Speaker 1: you just said you're taking Purdue thirteen getting thirteen and
Speaker 1: a half.
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, And I'm going Indiana straight up. I know
Speaker 5: Ohio state three seventy Okay, I can probably already predict
Speaker 5: right now. Yeah, but my rule is no more betting
Speaker 5: against Indiana so I'm not breaking any of my rules, okay,
Speaker 5: and they're legit. And Ohio State is not the Ohio
Speaker 5: state that we all know.
Speaker 1: His line open at ten and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been bet up a bunch of things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the timing is interesting, but oh well, I got
Speaker 5: Notre Dame minus the fourteen and a half against Army.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Shay, not a Patriots communist.
Speaker 2: You could argue Notre Dame is as patriotic as Army.
Speaker 1: Bullshit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're Catholic, is actually.
Speaker 1: As Army.
Speaker 5: There's probably more American fans of Notre Dame football than.
Speaker 2: Of Army football.
Speaker 1: That's not the point.
Speaker 2: I know, it's not the point.
Speaker 1: Army's going to serve this country after school for four
Speaker 1: years minimum.
Speaker 5: Well, all those Irish Notre Dame fans think they're doing
Speaker 5: the fucking Lord.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, and fucking Lehman brothers selling commodities. They
Speaker 1: are going to ruin the futures. Yeah, okay, So Notre
Speaker 1: Dame minus fourteen and a half, yep, I.
Speaker 5: Got Penn State and Minnesota under the forty five. Both
Speaker 5: these defenses do not allow a lot of points I
Speaker 5: think under twenty a game, and I've got UCLA plus
Speaker 5: the four and a half against USC. It's actually the
Speaker 5: famous game where Ray and I made the hair dye
Speaker 5: bet and I'd dye my hair blue last year, right,
Speaker 5: two years ago, two years.
Speaker 1: Ago, damn, didn't you go to a funeral?
Speaker 5: I did Dan with my blue blue hair, and I
Speaker 5: had to bleach the hair first because my hair is black,
Speaker 5: so I just looked like fucking.
Speaker 1: Another communist, another communist blue hair.
Speaker 5: Well, then when the die left, it was just like
Speaker 5: I had like spaghetti squash hair and I had to
Speaker 5: shave my head. So it's a much longer proposition than
Speaker 5: I'd originally signed up for.
Speaker 1: I'd rather do attach, so UCLA plus four and a
Speaker 1: half again, So he's kind.
Speaker 2: Of been my one of my only good horses this year.
Speaker 1: Shae the NFL. Yeah, Fighting Harbors plus three against Heroin Town.
Speaker 1: I got what I got the fighting Baker Mayfield's laying
Speaker 1: five becaust the Hagant's Temmy de Vito is starting. Thank goodness,
Speaker 1: I can bet against another Italian green Bay laying two
Speaker 1: and a half against the Niners. And then I got
Speaker 1: the over in the TT game Danny Titans Texan's over
Speaker 1: forty one got low T no titties T T titty
Speaker 1: T love them big fan. That's the therapy. You know
Speaker 1: what the problem is? You know what. I don't have
Speaker 1: the roommate in thinking about this. So I've got a
Speaker 1: lot of charm, Danny. You're on record saying I got
Speaker 1: a lot of charm. I got game, you do, I
Speaker 1: got chrismas ok, I got the risk. So I go
Speaker 1: to therapy and I tell this female therapist he's got
Speaker 1: no kids, probably not a lot of options in her life,
Speaker 1: late thirties, eggs, dying, way over educated, dealing with a
Speaker 1: lot of low tea men in the dating pool. And
Speaker 1: I tell her, Hey, you know, this is what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I'm a firm, strong masculine figure in my household, and
Speaker 1: I'm disciplining the children. The amount of times those kind
Speaker 1: of women have attacked me physically and emotionally, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: physically I've been attacked by a therapist. No, by women
Speaker 1: who need masculine men. They have attacked me. I don't
Speaker 1: think the roommates thinking this through, Danny. I think, uh,
Speaker 1: we could be in troubled waters.
Speaker 2: On the winner of this next therapy.
Speaker 1: Doubt you have to define winner.
Speaker 2: I feel like It'll be pretty obvious.
Speaker 1: If the therapist asked me out, do I win? Yes,
Speaker 1: for sure. All right, let's let's bet on it. If
Speaker 1: she asks you out, will you go out on a date?
Speaker 1: Of course not. I'll tell your child is for a reason.
Speaker 1: Leave me alone. We're not paying any more money. All right?
Speaker 1: Uh bad, Larry nfl pick no, No, we have to
Speaker 1: move on.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it was important, It's not.
Speaker 1: That important, Larry, Larry gets it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I never I've never agreed with Shay a lot
Speaker 4: of his arguments with the roommate. But Shay, if the
Speaker 4: roommate asked you to help put the kids to bed,
Speaker 4: and you put her to bed, and then ten minutes
Speaker 4: later she goes and coddles with him, that's that's that
Speaker 4: would be a fight with me and my wife. Also,
Speaker 4: I mean you asked for my help. I did what
Speaker 4: you want. This is the way I want to handle it.
Speaker 4: And then you observe my responsibility by this one. I
Speaker 4: agree with you on this one. I mean, the eight
Speaker 4: year old shan I have to change her own bed
Speaker 4: when she's sick. I disagreed with that one last week,
Speaker 4: But this one, I'm on your side. Honey. I took
Speaker 4: care of it. I put I put the little baby
Speaker 4: to bed. You cannot go in there for an hour.
Speaker 4: Just sit here next to me and watch TV. I
Speaker 4: don't care, but I don't care, and so I'm agreeing
Speaker 4: with you on that one. Say yeah, I don't know
Speaker 4: about dating the therapist, but I can't go that far.
Speaker 4: All right. Over in the Brown Steelers game tomorrow night,
Speaker 4: thirty six and a half, I think it is. I
Speaker 4: also have the Buccaneers against Tommy Cutlass. Giants have given up,
Speaker 4: Chess have given up. I'll take the Buccaneers laying the five.
Speaker 4: Say I'm sorry about this. With the commander's given ten
Speaker 4: of your cowboys, boy talk about a welfare check. I
Speaker 4: almost checked on you. I almost checked on you the
Speaker 4: other night.
Speaker 1: Thanks ten and a half, ten and a half mine, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Over on the Broncos Raiders game at forty one yep,
Speaker 4: and then I want a two unit, two team tees.
Speaker 4: I guess six points to just the Liones. I want
Speaker 4: the Bucks and the Dolphins. So the Bucks getting the
Speaker 4: point and the Dolphins down will pick them. We're pretty
Speaker 4: close Dolphins down given one. Yeah, okay, two units on that,
Speaker 4: so two team tees are Bucks Dolphins.
Speaker 1: All right, Dylan, here we go.
Speaker 5: For some reason, this is starting to make me think
Speaker 5: the Giants are gonna win out right. Here we go,
Speaker 5: And I'm going to add that Ray Giants money line.
Speaker 2: I got a feeling it's in the air.
Speaker 5: But other than that, I got Browns plus three and
Speaker 5: a half against the Stillers. I feel like everyone's gonna
Speaker 5: be on the Steelers in Cleveland. The Steelers did beat
Speaker 5: my Ravens with zero touchdowns, which is fascinating, but also
Speaker 5: it doesn't really bode that well for them either. Jamis
Speaker 5: is gonna ball out. Ok He's so due, Okay, all right,
Speaker 5: and the fucking.
Speaker 1: Giants do for a cognitive test, Well yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 5: And then I'm putting two units on the Dolphins minus
Speaker 5: seven against the Patriots in Miami, which has been the
Speaker 5: Patriots kryptonite forever.
Speaker 2: Basically, uh.
Speaker 5: And I got Lions minus the seven and a half
Speaker 5: against the Colts because there's no reason not to take
Speaker 5: the Lions against the spread until of an otherwise MHM
Speaker 5: Raiders money line against the Broncos. Wow, plus two hundred
Speaker 5: Like that a lot the divisional matchup. Broncos are primed
Speaker 5: for a letdown spot bo Nix can't keep it up.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I said, I said it an't he married
Speaker 2: doesn't matter?
Speaker 1: Hmm, I think it does, you guys.
Speaker 5: Wow, and Ravens minus three against the Chargers on Monday Night,
Speaker 5: and then I've got a parlay Dan because they've worked
Speaker 5: so well in the past. Nick Chubb a first touchdown
Speaker 5: score uh and Kyron Williams first touchdown scorer that pays
Speaker 5: plus thirty three hundred.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And I could use that.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, are you still doing your podcast? Are you
Speaker 1: allowed to do that at home? I am? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll never be stopped with that, Danny. Okay, So wherever
Speaker 1: you get your podcast, Shyan Irving podcast, the roommate is
Speaker 1: not allowed on the podcast, not anymore. Oh, this would
Speaker 1: be the time to have her on the podcast. Do
Speaker 1: you think I should? Honestly, you think I should like
Speaker 1: have she loves.
Speaker 5: You could do a public therapy session basically, see you
Speaker 5: hash it out and then let the people decide.
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, that's not a bad idea. Actually I could
Speaker 1: I could thank you present the conflict to the people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes, that'd be a little democratic of you.
Speaker 1: But boo, we all know how lame democracy is can
Speaker 1: we have her on here? Look what it got us?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, can we have your wife on this show? The
Speaker 1: roommate he would jump with the occasion, So I'm going
Speaker 1: to say no, Okay, absolutely not. I can't make her
Speaker 1: that happy.
Speaker 2: All right, round one?
Speaker 1: You've given round one to Shay? Okay, big one?
Speaker 2: Wait till the final Okay.
Speaker 1: Uh So, I think we've done everything we needed to do.
Speaker 1: I think we've accomplished what we needed to accomplish dealing
Speaker 1: any parting words.
Speaker 5: I need to figure it the fuck out, Dan, that's
Speaker 5: basically it.
Speaker 1: Yes, you do.
Speaker 2: It's been rough, but you know I've been in a
Speaker 2: hole before.
Speaker 1: Good for you, brother, congratulate, No, not that kind of
Speaker 1: congrat sex. Yeah, I don't know why we're going there,
Speaker 1: bad Larry. Any parting words.
Speaker 4: I think we should get paid for Shay's therapy session
Speaker 4: we just handled. Wow, Thanks Claire, No, Shay, we're talking out.
Speaker 4: This is good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is he agree with you.
Speaker 4: I think you're I think you're right on that. This
Speaker 4: last one.
Speaker 1: Thank you. It means a lot coming from somebody who
Speaker 1: been married for like fifty years. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And if the carbon monoxide line is going off. Make
Speaker 2: the fucking four year old deal with it.
Speaker 1: Fuck off, cut off, Shay, anything else that you would
Speaker 1: like to add more than what you've already added, Danny.
Speaker 1: I think I've really just dominated today. I think I've
Speaker 1: done great. If I would add anything, it would be
Speaker 1: to keep listening to this show and this day in
Speaker 1: every podcast. Thank you. Okay, Well that'll do it. Uh my,
Speaker 1: thanks to all their participants. Good luck this weekend. We'll
Speaker 1: do it again next week. Wait, we have Thanksgiving next week.
Speaker 1: So what Well, you're not going to have Thanksgiving next week, Danny?
Speaker 1: That got the whole roommates in laws coming over, maybe
Speaker 1: some family friends. It's going to be a ship show.
Speaker 2: Well, you'll be at a Danny's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not.
Speaker 3: I'm smoking.
Speaker 1: I'm smoking a bird in the trigger. I'm smoking a
Speaker 1: bird in the trigger like I did last year. Okay,
Speaker 1: great last year goose instead last year? You're right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got kicked out of Austria last year Austria. That
Speaker 1: that was really bad.
Speaker 2: Well, they don't like to talk about the stuff.
Speaker 1: We're going back for Christmas. Okay, So for Shay and
Speaker 1: Irving Dylan the graphics guy, Bad Larry in Jersey picture
Speaker 1: de Ray and also Marvin Yours truly thanks for joining
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