WEBVTT - Episode 141: Moral Victories 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.959 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.360 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.280 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:20.160 Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.360 It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now joined by 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.720 Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics got 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:33.480 I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey, you're bobbing your head. 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:38.400 You gotta yeah. How about being audible? Yep, I'm here, okay, 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:44.520 all right? Dylan, Hey Dan, Okay, No, no, no, I don't 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:47.680 want you bobbing like yes, I want you just an 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:53.840 audible yes, yes. 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:55.840 Ray, Yes, Dan, I'm here. 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:58.360 Okay, good, all right, So you got bat We have 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:03.280 everybody here, full lineup and uh, bad weekend for everybody. 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:08.160 Bad Larry lost two units, Dylan lost five, Shay lost one, 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.160 and he just screptancys in the mouth here. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:13.600 No, I'm gonna accept it. I talked to Ray this morning, 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:18.319 although Notre Dame and JM. You covered with the bookie 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:20.920 when you bet them Saturday morning. But I lost him 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:21.360 on the show. 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:25.880 You know what just happens it does, but that's why 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:29.839 we placed the bets here so everybody can hear the bets, 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:32.480 then they can follow the bets, not you and your 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.480 bookie allegedly on Saturday morning. 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:38.400 Okay, is it can be tough for everyone? 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.480 Who I mean Dylan. They pulled Dylan out of chemistry 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:43.280 class to kick that field goal. It wouldn't have mattered, 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:45.000 it would have won to be over on a Notre 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:48.240 Dame game. They're up thirty five seven, like a minute 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:49.560 and a half to go on again, they pulled some 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:51.960 guy who's never played, like some scene like Bert Ruby 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:54.440 out of the stands. You kick a fucking field goal. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:58.200 Larry, I told you I've never taken chemistry. 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:00.960 I was just frustrated that nice. So I had to 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:01.920 text you, Dylan. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:08.560 Well you've taken chemicals. You just haven't taken chemicals research chemicals. 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:19.480 The Dylan Pavia awarders at Diego Pavia. Diego Pavia Award 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.480 goes to Dylan. He tried to make a big comeback, 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:25.280 went one and three on his big unit bets. He 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:30.200 lost Utah moneyline bet to Colorado. So congratulations, Dylan, you 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:34.160 have won the Diego Pavia Award six times this year. 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:35.600 I almost jordaned it. 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:37.960 I've had I think Larry snuck won in there, but 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:40.280 otherwise I would have gone six in a row. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.519 All right, recapping here, I don't know. There's a lot 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:47.680 of blood. There's a lot of blood red on everybody's 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:49.880 cheet here. I think I did great, Danny, Like the 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:54.920 public got smoked, especially on Sunday, and I lost one unit. 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:58.000 Okay, that's a win in my book, honestly. 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:05.320 Why not? Okay, So now we're taking moral victories here, Canny, 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.919 we can, we can. We can check the scoreboard here 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:10.200 plus ten and a half units lost one last week. 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:13.920 All right, calm down, I'm going to take it. You 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:17.360 might be losing your wife. So that's a loss, dude, Danny, 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:21.960 you have no idea the amount of therapists that she's recommending. 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:24.000 Like on our insurance panel, it says like these are 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:27.959 the therapists to take your money. They're all women, ninety 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:31.120 percent of them don't have kids, seventy five percent of 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.600 them eight married, and they want to talk to me 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:35.000 about marriage counseling. 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:36.840 But it says that they don't have kids. 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:39.320 On the thing, No, I can tell from the busy 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:46.440 look at them. That is a childless woman. Obviously. Yeah, 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:49.600 I remember therapy was suggested a long time ago for 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:53.160 my friend. And the therapist was a priest. And he goes, 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:57.720 what does the priest know about marriage? And he he 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:04.480 had a radio show the challenges of modern day marriage. Okay, yes, 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:08.080 father Norbert Burns. And he goes, why am I going 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:11.840 to this priest to help me in my marriage? I said, yeah, 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:16.560 I think you got a point there. You're good. No, no, no, 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:17.880 I'm in trouble, big trouble. 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:19.680 Say I feel like you'd be all in on a 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:20.880 priest therapist. 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:25.360 Never not a priest. Well, Catholicism is a lie. The 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.880 only way to Christ is through the Father, not some 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:31.599 priest in the corner. So that's in the Bible. Good luck, 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:37.000 have fun in a purgatory. But why are you in trouble? 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:40.760 Does this all stem back from She goes to Taylor Swift. Yes, 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:43.440 you stay at home with the kids. The eight year 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:46.520 old throws up in her bed, you make her do 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:49.480 the laundry. Correct. So this is the roommate saying I 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:53.599 need to work through whatever demons I have from my 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:57.760 past that makes me ask. So last night, Danny, we 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.880 got a four year old. You know, Fifi the baby. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:03.120 That's what I do. She's a violent child. She is 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:08.680 has her own opinions already. She is humongous. She's dangerous. Yes. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.400 And at night she was like, I'm not going to bed, 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.880 go to hell. And she's yelling at the roommates, screaming 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:16.680 at the roommates. So the roommate comes in and I'm 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:20.480 watching the game, and the roommate comes into the room 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:23.479 and says, you know, you gotta do something. I said, 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:25.760 all right, you go downstairs. I'll put this baby to 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:27.840 bed right now. She said, what are you gonna do? 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:30.039 So just go downstairs. I'm gonna put the baby to 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:33.520 bed right now. She goes downstairs and I will walk 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:36.560 in there and I say, baybabe, lock it up, take 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.279 her clothes off. We gotta put on diaper now. She's like, 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.360 oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. And then she does 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:43.920 it all and I put her to bed, lights off, 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:46.680 see you later. Don't close the door, door shut good night. 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.560 It ain't you know, the opposite of general parenting. And 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:52.960 so the roommate and I are downstairs and talking about 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:56.920 life and she's, you know, the baby's crying, mummy, mummy, 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:59.640 And I'm looking at her, like, don't you dare go upstairs. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:01.920 You just asked me to help you. I helped you, 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:06.320 and five minutes later she's upstairs cuddling the baby. So 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:11.159 in my mind, I'm not needed anymore. The help that 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:14.640 I provided was not appreciated. I don't care to help 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:18.040 in the future. And the roommate thinks that that nexus 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:25.599 of ideas demands therapy and I disagree. So are you 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:29.880 at an impasse? Yeah? Yeah, we're at an impast We're 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:32.360 at an impass because I'm not drinking. So if I 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:35.040 was drinking, I'd be able to just drink these feelings 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:36.640 away and go to sleep. 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:38.240 Have you suggested that I have? 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:44.279 And the roommate has vigorously lobbied against my not just drinking, 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:48.400 but also the drug use. I would lobby against that too, 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:51.880 I don't you know what I mean. Thank you, Dylan, 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:54.719 Thank you. I think I surrounded by communists. I'm not 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:57.719 allowed to do drugs. I have three daughters and a 0:06:57.720 --> 0:07:01.359 wife that doesn't work. I should be mandated drugs and alcohol, Like, 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.960 how else do you sleep? Yeah? I want to bet 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:05.080 at two in the mortal last night. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.040 You know, if I was your therapist, I would say 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:07.719 fair enough. 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:10.400 I have my own therapist who agrees with me. And 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:12.760 of course I got to find these the roommates, got 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:14.920 to find these childless cat ladies that tell me what 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:18.880 to do with me in my life. It's it's absurd, Danny, 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:20.880 it ain't right, and I gotta pay for it too. 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:25.680 Fuck ad Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, we did have 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:28.120 people who were concerned, and I just wanted to give 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:31.280 them a welfare update. I'm not doing well, that's the update. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:31.840 Ain't well. 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:33.920 Yeah, but you're up units. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:36.360 Check. 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:37.080 Yeah. 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:42.640 Uh. How did everybody do with the Tyson Jake Paul? 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:45.880 I think it's zero's across the board. 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:50.440 Yeah, I know, I bet I bet first round by Tyson, 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.720 and I think I didn't even watch the fight. I 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.920 couldn't stay up. I went to bed with five rounds 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:57.680 to go in the woman's fight because I just said, 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:59.000 I'm not waiting up anymore. 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:03.200 That girls fight was crazy? Did her? That was the 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:07.280 best fight on the card. Okay, so he watched it 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.720 to me when I said that this would go the 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:13.000 distance and it'd be Jake Paul would win by decision, 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:17.320 and that he didn't Nobody knocking anybody down, nobody's hurting anybody. 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.520 He held back on Tyson, He could have dropped him 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:23.200 in any rere Although there you know, Marvin and I 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:26.040 saw that piece of video today and there is a 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:30.240 moment where Mike Tyson be Mike Tyson would have knocked 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:32.920 him out. It's right there. It's the right hand, the 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:36.920 right hand. Oh my god, he pulls it down. He 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:40.480 pulls it down, like, I don't know how you explain that. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.720 Even if you throw it and you miss or it's deflected, 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:46.920 then you're at least making it. He didn't even make 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:49.800 an attempt to knock him out a match, right, Like, 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:53.960 they hit harder and sparr matches than. 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:57.240 They hit no insult sparring, Okay, but like on a 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:00.839 TV sparring match where they're just basically damning. 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:04.480 Celebrity boxing, they hit harder than they did in that match. 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:07.040 Tanya Harding had a better boxing match than he. 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:10.240 Well, I don't know, Anya, my girl. I guess. I 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:14.360 guess Mike is going to fight Logan Paul now and 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:16.880 that'll be at WrestleMania. 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:21.360 So that right there automatically adds more illegitimacy to it. 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:25.439 Yeah, yeah, WrestleMania. But nothing scripted here. 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:30.120 I mean so I had Tyson to get knocked down 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:32.600 and Paul to win by decision at plus five point fifty. 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.080 That seemed like a no break, like there would at 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:38.480 least be one knockdown. And then when his legs were 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:41.480 wobbling early on, I was like, oh, nice, here we go, Danny. 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:45.959 If they asked you to announce their pregame the next 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:50.240 fight with Tyson, would you no? No? Wow? 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:51.760 Half a million dollars today. 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:54.800 If they pay me what they pay them, then I'll 0:09:54.800 --> 0:10:00.200 do that. Well, twenty million, that'll bust a budget, all right, 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:01.959 I'll take care of that. All right. Fine. I think 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:04.160 you should be more involved with boxing. You know the game. 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:08.600 I do. I do. I've been around it. I met 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:11.600 Tyson in nineteen eighty six. You should be more involved. 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:14.800 It needs a reinvigoration, Danny. I think you should be 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:18.240 more involved with the game. I went to Sugar Ray 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:22.960 Leonard's first retirement. He retired six times. Wow, I don't 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:26.160 want to be involved in this. Sorry, one thing before 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:26.840 we go on there. 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:29.880 I feel like the best part of that fight is 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:32.000 you're expecting the baddest dude on the planet to come 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:33.720 out there and knock someone out, and then you just 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:36.920 see his ass on live TV on Netflix like that. 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:37.920 That's pretty cool. Andy. 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:41.960 The trip on the walkout was pretty funny where he could. 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:44.439 He caught himself, but you could he had that look 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.800 in his eyes like fuck, everyone saw that, didn't they. 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:48.600 Yeah, if that was the only time he was going 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:50.920 to fall, like you, you would say, oh, it's Tyson 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:52.880 going to take a fall. You didn't think it'd be 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:53.880 on walking out. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:55.880 But he's just trying to keep his eyes up and 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:57.839 there's probably like cables and shit going across. 0:10:57.880 --> 0:10:59.040 He's like this is a minefield. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:03.000 All right, let's turn her attention to this week, Shay. 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:05.680 Since you're dominating, certainly in the college ranks, you lead 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:10.199 us off, Danny. You got the buck, guys laying thirteen 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:15.320 and a half against the Kurt Cigarettes, yep, got the 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:19.280 over in the shod door he signed a five year extension. Idiot? 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.120 Is it great? 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:25.040 You know what he could have done done? Because Dion's 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:27.719 leaving Colorado because the Doors in a good drafted. He's 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:32.439 going to whatever NFL team is drafted him, either the Jets, Cowboys, 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:38.440 whomever whatever. Cigaretti could have gone to Colorado. Okay, yeah, Bill. 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:41.120 Cot would you go from Indiana to Colorado post dion, 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:42.959 Oh kind of lateral. 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:47.120 No lateral in my ass. I got the Fighting Gophers 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:50.360 plus eleven and a half against the Showerstallers, Liberty the 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:53.240 Real Baptist laying one and a half against Western Kentucky, 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:57.000 MTSU laying three and a half against the True Aggies, 0:11:57.040 --> 0:12:00.560 and then Tamu. I don't understand this line minus two 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:05.120 and a half against the hooker Watcher. So I don't 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:10.760 get it, but I'm doing it. I'm betting it. Yeah, okay, yeah, Texas, 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:13.440 I didn't the didn't. Mike Elko said, we got to, 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:18.679 you know, keep our focus on on Texas. Yeah. Yeah, 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:21.880 And they're playing Auburn at Auburn. Yeah, it's gonna be great. Yeah, 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:23.640 that's a little bit of a slip up therenh wait 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:25.560 bad Larry. 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:29.800 Okay, Dan, I'm laying the forty two and a half 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:31.200 on Georgia against you. 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:34.800 Mass It's forty forty forty two. 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:38.320 I's gotta be thirty five nothing at halftime and mass 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:41.040 Camp score, that's that's gonna be. That's gonna be a shutout. 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:42.800 So Georgia minus forty two. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:48.480 They just fired their coach on Monday, Saw that, and 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:51.360 they're not gonna have their starting quarterback. I think it's 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:56.400 Tyson Puma Chan something like that, so they don't have 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:59.360 him or their head coach. But they're forty two point underdogs. 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:00.000 Oh they're screwed. 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:07.240 Yeah, okay, forege and minus forty two. James Madison minus 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:12.120 the seven against app State, Colorado minus the three against Kansas. 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:14.480 I want to add that. Sorry, Layer, don't mean to interrupt. 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:16.559 I want to add that. I think I think everybody 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:19.240 and their mother's on Kansas Public Dog. Give me Colorado 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:20.520 minus three, thank you, laire. 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:24.760 No problem at all. I want Pittsburgh getting the eight 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:28.240 and a half from Louisville and then Texas A and 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:29.880 M given two and a half to Auburn. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:38.880 Okay, and got College Okay, Dylan, make some magic, all right, Dan, 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:39.760 I need it bad. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.640 I got Purdue plus thirteen and a half against the 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:47.440 Spartans after the end zone fiasco last week? 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:51.520 Isn't that? Did somebody get fired at Purdue because they 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:55.800 painted the end zone so it's black and then there's 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:59.680 a the border of the end zone and then the 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:04.400 Purdue player dressed in black is outside the end zone, 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:08.240 catches the pass and thinks he scored a touchdown and 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:11.200 then realizes he's like two or three yards out of bounds. 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:15.559 Yeah, it's like black pylon and then more black the 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:16.640 back of the end zone. 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:24.520 Sounds like a US election to Wow, Wow, where. 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:29.000 Woway? 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:30.240 We were going there? 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:33.640 To Shay all right, Bill. 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:37.280 But fortunately they're playing at Michigan State then, so I 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:39.920 don't think that will be an issue that. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:45.000 Might be douche Oh wow, wow wow. I don't know 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:48.320 what I turned on you like, I don't know. I 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:50.960 think I'm on the roommate's side, and I know you're not. 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:53.320 You don't mean that. You don't mean that. I don't 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:57.400 I'm a good parent, Danny. I think general parenting is 0:14:57.440 --> 0:15:01.880 for cowards. I instruct strict scipline, structure, and balance, and 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:04.200 my kids thrive in it. It comes in with a 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.200 hippie bullshit and they don't know which way to go 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:07.480 or what mood she's in. 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:10.240 What about a happy media now cowards? 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:13.640 Well, how about a good cop, bad comp that always works? 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:16.600 Doesn't It sounds like it's not working exactly. 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:21.160 Yes, Marvin is shaye A do as I say, not 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.280 as I do type of prayer. 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:26.480 I did as I did? Y. Yeah, I lie to 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.640 my kids every day. They're always like, Daddy, you have 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:33.000 any girlfriends before mama? Nope, not at all. Super virgin 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:36.360 met your mother, got married, had kids. That's life. No. 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:37.840 No, But what I mean is like, if you smoke 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.280 cigarettes right now, your parents you tell your kids not 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:41.120 to smoke cigarettes. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:42.800 I always thought those people were stupid. 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.560 No, my kids don't know I smoke. My kids don't 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.760 know I smoke, and they think that the chew and 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.320 tobacco I have is daddy's medicine. So we're going to 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:54.120 keep that theory going. Yeah, my scam going on there 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:54.640 very much. 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:56.440 So yeah, what I mean. 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:58.200 And then they're gonna find out, and then they're gonna go, 0:15:58.320 --> 0:16:01.160 you lie to us, and then they're going to listen 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:03.680 to this show, and I'm corn holed. That's the problem. 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:06.600 They're going to find it internet, you call the handbag 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:07.240 and son. 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:07.560 Of a bit. 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:08.800 That's a later problem. 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:13.520 Yeah. Yeah, they're not finding it anytime soon. When they do, 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:18.920 it'll be like you'll be gone and then they'll go yeah, yeah, right. 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.840 At like twenty twenty eight or something. When you're laun, 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:22.240 We'll not. 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:24.480 Dead, I don't. I mean, you could just be gone 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:28.360 out of the picture. Yeah, in Panama with my second family. Yeah, 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:30.040 I don't Yeah, I don't want. I don't want your 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:34.080 dad sing sing with a cooler room Rikers. 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:37.480 Yeah, you'd have a much cooler roommate there, that's for sure. 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:42.040 Oh yea Novia comost us, you could have P Diddy 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:43.360 with you? What the fuck is? 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:45.400 Get the baby? Ready? 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:46.200 Yeah? 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:51.040 What's you just go? Gay? Say? Go? Okay, it make 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:55.760 a great story. I could do that whatever. Yeah, if 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:58.080 I've reached it, I've reached the pinnacle of women, I 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:01.440 might as well, you know, figure out at all. Okay, 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:04.600 the roommate that's a roommate when she listens, Hey, I 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:08.760 love you, You're the best. You're the best ever. 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:11.119 The only thing better would be P Diddy? 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:16.119 Yeah, exactly, Yes. The only person I'd ever leave you 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:20.479 for hunt is P Diddy? What the fuck happened to 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:25.399 this show? I have? Oh you're asking now? Okay, Dylan, 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:29.399 you just said you're taking Purdue thirteen getting thirteen and 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:30.000 a half. 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:35.679 Yes, sir, And I'm going Indiana straight up. I know 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:41.119 Ohio state three seventy Okay, I can probably already predict 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:45.639 right now. Yeah, but my rule is no more betting 0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:49.639 against Indiana so I'm not breaking any of my rules, okay, 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:53.760 and they're legit. And Ohio State is not the Ohio 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:54.679 state that we all know. 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:56.760 His line open at ten and a half. 0:17:58.280 --> 0:17:59.960 Yeah, it's been bet up a bunch of things. 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:05.720 Yeah, the timing is interesting, but oh well, I got 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:08.879 Notre Dame minus the fourteen and a half against Army. 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:12.240 Sorry, Shay, not a Patriots communist. 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:15.680 You could argue Notre Dame is as patriotic as Army. 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:16.520 Bullshit. 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:18.680 Yeah, they're Catholic, is actually. 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:20.600 As Army. 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:26.000 There's probably more American fans of Notre Dame football than. 0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:26.720 Of Army football. 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:27.800 That's not the point. 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:29.400 I know, it's not the point. 0:18:29.560 --> 0:18:32.720 Army's going to serve this country after school for four 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:33.760 years minimum. 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:36.200 Well, all those Irish Notre Dame fans think they're doing 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:37.080 the fucking Lord. 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:40.879 Yeah yeah, yeah, and fucking Lehman brothers selling commodities. They 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:44.240 are going to ruin the futures. Yeah, okay, So Notre 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:48.680 Dame minus fourteen and a half, yep, I. 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:54.720 Got Penn State and Minnesota under the forty five. Both 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:58.000 these defenses do not allow a lot of points I 0:18:58.000 --> 0:19:02.840 think under twenty a game, and I've got UCLA plus 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:05.760 the four and a half against USC. It's actually the 0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:08.120 famous game where Ray and I made the hair dye 0:19:08.160 --> 0:19:11.440 bet and I'd dye my hair blue last year, right, 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:13.440 two years ago, two years. 0:19:13.240 --> 0:19:14.760 Ago, damn, didn't you go to a funeral? 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:18.399 I did Dan with my blue blue hair, and I 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:20.960 had to bleach the hair first because my hair is black, 0:19:21.840 --> 0:19:24.760 so I just looked like fucking. 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:27.400 Another communist, another communist blue hair. 0:19:27.720 --> 0:19:29.240 Well, then when the die left, it was just like 0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:31.000 I had like spaghetti squash hair and I had to 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:34.359 shave my head. So it's a much longer proposition than 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:35.440 I'd originally signed up for. 0:19:35.480 --> 0:19:38.720 I'd rather do attach, so UCLA plus four and a 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:40.240 half again, So he's kind. 0:19:40.119 --> 0:19:43.160 Of been my one of my only good horses this year. 0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:51.040 Shae the NFL. Yeah, Fighting Harbors plus three against Heroin Town. 0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:56.200 I got what I got the fighting Baker Mayfield's laying 0:19:56.240 --> 0:20:00.680 five becaust the Hagant's Temmy de Vito is starting. Thank goodness, 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:05.200 I can bet against another Italian green Bay laying two 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:08.680 and a half against the Niners. And then I got 0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:12.520 the over in the TT game Danny Titans Texan's over 0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:16.679 forty one got low T no titties T T titty 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:25.240 T love them big fan. That's the therapy. You know 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:27.440 what the problem is? You know what. I don't have 0:20:27.520 --> 0:20:29.879 the roommate in thinking about this. So I've got a 0:20:29.920 --> 0:20:31.719 lot of charm, Danny. You're on record saying I got 0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:33.520 a lot of charm. I got game, you do, I 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:36.200 got chrismas ok, I got the risk. So I go 0:20:36.320 --> 0:20:39.879 to therapy and I tell this female therapist he's got 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:43.240 no kids, probably not a lot of options in her life, 0:20:43.920 --> 0:20:48.760 late thirties, eggs, dying, way over educated, dealing with a 0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:51.320 lot of low tea men in the dating pool. And 0:20:51.359 --> 0:20:53.840 I tell her, Hey, you know, this is what I'm doing. 0:20:53.880 --> 0:20:57.879 I'm a firm, strong masculine figure in my household, and 0:20:57.920 --> 0:21:02.439 I'm disciplining the children. The amount of times those kind 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:09.560 of women have attacked me physically and emotionally, yeah, yeah, 0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:12.560 physically I've been attacked by a therapist. No, by women 0:21:12.680 --> 0:21:17.360 who need masculine men. They have attacked me. I don't 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:20.240 think the roommates thinking this through, Danny. I think, uh, 0:21:20.320 --> 0:21:22.520 we could be in troubled waters. 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:25.679 On the winner of this next therapy. 0:21:26.040 --> 0:21:28.080 Doubt you have to define winner. 0:21:31.240 --> 0:21:32.560 I feel like It'll be pretty obvious. 0:21:32.680 --> 0:21:37.040 If the therapist asked me out, do I win? Yes, 0:21:37.240 --> 0:21:42.680