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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now joined by

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Speaker 1: Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics got

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Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey, you're bobbing your head.

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Speaker 1: You gotta yeah. How about being audible? Yep, I'm here, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right? Dylan, Hey Dan, Okay, No, no, no, I don't

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Speaker 1: want you bobbing like yes, I want you just an

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Speaker 1: audible yes, yes.

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Speaker 3: Ray, Yes, Dan, I'm here.

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Speaker 1: Okay, good, all right, So you got bat We have

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Speaker 1: everybody here, full lineup and uh, bad weekend for everybody.

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Speaker 1: Bad Larry lost two units, Dylan lost five, Shay lost one,

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Speaker 1: and he just screptancys in the mouth here.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna accept it. I talked to Ray this morning,

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Speaker 4: although Notre Dame and JM. You covered with the bookie

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Speaker 4: when you bet them Saturday morning. But I lost him

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Speaker 4: on the show.

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Speaker 1: You know what just happens it does, but that's why

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Speaker 1: we placed the bets here so everybody can hear the bets,

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Speaker 1: then they can follow the bets, not you and your

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Speaker 1: bookie allegedly on Saturday morning.

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Speaker 2: Okay, is it can be tough for everyone?

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Speaker 4: Who I mean Dylan. They pulled Dylan out of chemistry

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Speaker 4: class to kick that field goal. It wouldn't have mattered,

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Speaker 4: it would have won to be over on a Notre

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Speaker 4: Dame game. They're up thirty five seven, like a minute

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Speaker 4: out of the stands. You kick a fucking field goal.

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Speaker 2: Larry, I told you I've never taken chemistry.

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Speaker 4: I was just frustrated that nice. So I had to

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Speaker 4: text you, Dylan.

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Speaker 1: Well you've taken chemicals. You just haven't taken chemicals research chemicals.

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Speaker 1: The Dylan Pavia awarders at Diego Pavia. Diego Pavia Award

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Speaker 1: goes to Dylan. He tried to make a big comeback,

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Speaker 1: went one and three on his big unit bets. He

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Speaker 1: lost Utah moneyline bet to Colorado. So congratulations, Dylan, you

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Speaker 1: have won the Diego Pavia Award six times this year.

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Speaker 2: I almost jordaned it.

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Speaker 5: I've had I think Larry snuck won in there, but

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Speaker 1: All right, recapping here, I don't know. There's a lot

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's a win in my book, honestly.

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Speaker 1: Why not? Okay, So now we're taking moral victories here, Canny,

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Speaker 1: you have no idea the amount of therapists that she's recommending.

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Speaker 1: Like on our insurance panel, it says like these are

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Speaker 1: And the roommate has vigorously lobbied against my not just drinking,

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Speaker 1: Uh. How did everybody do with the Tyson Jake Paul?

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Speaker 2: I think it's zero's across the board.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I bet I bet first round by Tyson,

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Speaker 4: I'm not waiting up anymore.

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Speaker 1: That girls fight was crazy? Did her? That was the

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Speaker 5: They hit no insult sparring, Okay, but like on a

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Speaker 1: Celebrity boxing, they hit harder than they did in that match.

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Speaker 3: Tanya Harding had a better boxing match than he.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, Anya, my girl. I guess. I

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Speaker 5: I mean so I had Tyson to get knocked down

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Speaker 5: That seemed like a no break, like there would at

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Speaker 3: Half a million dollars today.

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Speaker 1: If they pay me what they pay them, then I'll

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Speaker 1: It needs a reinvigoration, Danny. I think you should be

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Speaker 1: Leonard's first retirement. He retired six times. Wow, I don't

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Speaker 5: I feel like the best part of that fight is

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Speaker 5: you're expecting the baddest dude on the planet to come

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Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Andy.

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Speaker 2: The trip on the walkout was pretty funny where he could.

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Speaker 5: He caught himself, but you could he had that look

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Speaker 5: But he's just trying to keep his eyes up and

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Speaker 2: He's like this is a minefield.

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Speaker 1: Since you're dominating, certainly in the college ranks, you lead

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Speaker 1: us off, Danny. You got the buck, guys laying thirteen

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Speaker 1: and a half against the Kurt Cigarettes, yep, got the

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Speaker 1: over in the shod door he signed a five year extension. Idiot?

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Speaker 2: Is it great?

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Speaker 1: You know what he could have done done? Because Dion's

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Speaker 1: whomever whatever. Cigaretti could have gone to Colorado. Okay, yeah, Bill.

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Speaker 5: Cot would you go from Indiana to Colorado post dion,

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Speaker 1: No lateral in my ass. I got the Fighting Gophers

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Speaker 1: And they're playing Auburn at Auburn. Yeah, it's gonna be great. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Okay, Dan, I'm laying the forty two and a half

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Speaker 1: Mass It's forty forty forty two.

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Speaker 4: I's gotta be thirty five nothing at halftime and mass

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Speaker 4: Camp score, that's that's gonna be. That's gonna be a shutout.

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Speaker 4: So Georgia minus forty two.

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Speaker 1: They just fired their coach on Monday, Saw that, and

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Speaker 2: Oh they're screwed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, forege and minus forty two. James Madison minus

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Speaker 4: the seven against app State, Colorado minus the three against Kansas.

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Speaker 1: I want to add that. Sorry, Layer, don't mean to interrupt.

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Speaker 1: I want to add that. I think I think everybody

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Speaker 4: No problem at all. I want Pittsburgh getting the eight

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Speaker 1: Okay, and got College Okay, Dylan, make some magic, all right, Dan,

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Speaker 1: I need it bad.

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Speaker 5: I got Purdue plus thirteen and a half against the

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like black pylon and then more black the

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a US election to Wow, Wow, where.

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Speaker 2: Woway?

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Speaker 3: We were going there?

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Speaker 1: To Shay all right, Bill.

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Speaker 5: But fortunately they're playing at Michigan State then, so I

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Speaker 1: Might be douche Oh wow, wow wow. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I turned on you like, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: I'm a good parent, Danny. I think general parenting is

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Speaker 2: What about a happy media now cowards?

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Speaker 1: Well, how about a good cop, bad comp that always works?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't It sounds like it's not working exactly.

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Speaker 6: Yes, Marvin is shaye A do as I say, not

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Speaker 1: I did as I did? Y. Yeah, I lie to

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Speaker 6: No, But what I mean is like, if you smoke

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Speaker 3: I always thought those people were stupid.

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Speaker 1: No, my kids don't know I smoke. My kids don't

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Speaker 1: keep that theory going. Yeah, my scam going on there

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Speaker 1: very much.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, what I mean.

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Speaker 1: And then they're gonna find out, and then they're gonna go,

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Speaker 1: you lie to us, and then they're going to listen

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Speaker 1: to this show, and I'm corn holed. That's the problem.

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Speaker 1: They're going to find it internet, you call the handbag

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Speaker 3: Of a bit.

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Speaker 2: That's a later problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they're not finding it anytime soon. When they do,

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Speaker 1: it'll be like you'll be gone and then they'll go yeah, yeah, right.

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Speaker 2: At like twenty twenty eight or something. When you're laun,

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Speaker 2: We'll not.

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Speaker 1: Dead, I don't. I mean, you could just be gone

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Speaker 1: out of the picture. Yeah, in Panama with my second family. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd have a much cooler roommate there, that's for sure.

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Speaker 1: Oh yea Novia comost us, you could have P Diddy

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Speaker 1: with you? What the fuck is?

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Speaker 3: Get the baby? Ready?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What's you just go? Gay? Say? Go? Okay, it make

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Speaker 1: a great story. I could do that whatever. Yeah, if

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Speaker 1: I've reached it, I've reached the pinnacle of women, I

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Speaker 1: the roommate that's a roommate when she listens, Hey, I

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Speaker 1: love you, You're the best. You're the best ever.

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Speaker 2: The only thing better would be P Diddy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Yes. The only person I'd ever leave you

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Speaker 1: for hunt is P Diddy? What the fuck happened to

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Speaker 1: this show? I have? Oh you're asking now? Okay, Dylan,

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Speaker 1: you just said you're taking Purdue thirteen getting thirteen and

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Speaker 1: a half.

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Speaker 5: Yes, sir, And I'm going Indiana straight up. I know

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Speaker 5: Ohio state three seventy Okay, I can probably already predict

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Speaker 5: right now. Yeah, but my rule is no more betting

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Speaker 5: against Indiana so I'm not breaking any of my rules, okay,

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Speaker 5: and they're legit. And Ohio State is not the Ohio

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Speaker 1: His line open at ten and a half.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been bet up a bunch of things.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the timing is interesting, but oh well, I got

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Speaker 5: Notre Dame minus the fourteen and a half against Army.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Shay, not a Patriots communist.

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Speaker 2: You could argue Notre Dame is as patriotic as Army.

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Speaker 1: Bullshit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're Catholic, is actually.

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Speaker 1: As Army.

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Speaker 5: There's probably more American fans of Notre Dame football than.

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Speaker 1: That's not the point.

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Speaker 2: I know, it's not the point.

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Speaker 1: Army's going to serve this country after school for four

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Speaker 5: Well, all those Irish Notre Dame fans think they're doing

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, and fucking Lehman brothers selling commodities. They

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Speaker 5: Got Penn State and Minnesota under the forty five. Both

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Speaker 5: think under twenty a game, and I've got UCLA plus

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Speaker 5: bet and I'd dye my hair blue last year, right,

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Speaker 5: two years ago, two years.

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Speaker 1: Ago, damn, didn't you go to a funeral?

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Speaker 5: I did Dan with my blue blue hair, and I

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Speaker 5: so I just looked like fucking.

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Speaker 1: Another communist, another communist blue hair.

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Speaker 5: Well, then when the die left, it was just like

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Speaker 5: I'd originally signed up for.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather do attach, so UCLA plus four and a

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Speaker 2: Of been my one of my only good horses this year.

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Speaker 1: Shae the NFL. Yeah, Fighting Harbors plus three against Heroin Town.

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Speaker 1: I got what I got the fighting Baker Mayfield's laying

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Speaker 1: five becaust the Hagant's Temmy de Vito is starting. Thank goodness,

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Speaker 1: I can bet against another Italian green Bay laying two

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Speaker 1: the over in the TT game Danny Titans Texan's over

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Speaker 1: forty one got low T no titties T T titty

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Speaker 1: T love them big fan. That's the therapy. You know

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Speaker 1: late thirties, eggs, dying, way over educated, dealing with a

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Speaker 1: I'm a firm, strong masculine figure in my household, and

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Speaker 1: I'm disciplining the children. The amount of times those kind

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Speaker 1: physically I've been attacked by a therapist. No, by women

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Speaker 1: who need masculine men. They have attacked me. I don't

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Speaker 1: think the roommates thinking this through, Danny. I think, uh,

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Speaker 2: On the winner of this next therapy.

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Speaker 1: Doubt you have to define winner.

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Speaker 2: I feel like It'll be pretty obvious.

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Speaker 1: If the therapist asked me out, do I win? Yes,

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Speaker 1: Of course not. I'll tell your child is for a reason.

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Speaker 1: Leave me alone. We're not paying any more money. All right?

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Speaker 1: Uh bad, Larry nfl pick no, No, we have to

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Speaker 2: Sorry, it was important, It's not.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I never I've never agreed with Shay a lot

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Speaker 4: All right. Over in the Brown Steelers game tomorrow night,

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Speaker 4: Chess have given up. I'll take the Buccaneers laying the five.

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Speaker 4: Say I'm sorry about this. With the commander's given ten

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Speaker 4: of your cowboys, boy talk about a welfare check. I

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Speaker 4: almost checked on you. I almost checked on you the

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Speaker 4: other night.

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Speaker 1: Thanks ten and a half, ten and a half mine, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Over on the Broncos Raiders game at forty one yep,

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Speaker 4: and then I want a two unit, two team tees.

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Speaker 4: I guess six points to just the Liones. I want

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Speaker 4: the Bucks and the Dolphins. So the Bucks getting the

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Speaker 4: point and the Dolphins down will pick them. We're pretty

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Speaker 4: close Dolphins down given one. Yeah, okay, two units on that,

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Speaker 4: so two team tees are Bucks Dolphins.

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Speaker 1: All right, Dylan, here we go.

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Speaker 5: For some reason, this is starting to make me think

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Speaker 5: the Giants are gonna win out right. Here we go,

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Speaker 5: And I'm going to add that Ray Giants money line.

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Speaker 2: I got a feeling it's in the air.

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Speaker 5: But other than that, I got Browns plus three and

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Speaker 5: a half against the Stillers. I feel like everyone's gonna

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Speaker 5: be on the Steelers in Cleveland. The Steelers did beat

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Speaker 5: my Ravens with zero touchdowns, which is fascinating, but also

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Speaker 5: it doesn't really bode that well for them either. Jamis

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Speaker 5: is gonna ball out. Ok He's so due, Okay, all right,

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Speaker 5: and the fucking.

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Speaker 1: Giants do for a cognitive test, Well yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay.

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Speaker 5: And then I'm putting two units on the Dolphins minus

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Speaker 5: seven against the Patriots in Miami, which has been the

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Speaker 5: Patriots kryptonite forever.

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Speaker 2: Basically, uh.

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Speaker 5: And I got Lions minus the seven and a half

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Speaker 5: against the Colts because there's no reason not to take

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Speaker 5: the Lions against the spread until of an otherwise MHM

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Speaker 5: Raiders money line against the Broncos. Wow, plus two hundred

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Speaker 5: Like that a lot the divisional matchup. Broncos are primed

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Speaker 5: for a letdown spot bo Nix can't keep it up.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I said, I said it an't he married

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Speaker 2: doesn't matter?

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Speaker 1: Hmm, I think it does, you guys.

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Speaker 5: Wow, and Ravens minus three against the Chargers on Monday Night,

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Speaker 5: and then I've got a parlay Dan because they've worked

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Speaker 5: so well in the past. Nick Chubb a first touchdown

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Speaker 5: score uh and Kyron Williams first touchdown scorer that pays

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Speaker 5: plus thirty three hundred.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: And I could use that.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, are you still doing your podcast? Are you

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Speaker 1: allowed to do that at home? I am? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll never be stopped with that, Danny. Okay, So wherever

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Speaker 1: you get your podcast, Shyan Irving podcast, the roommate is

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Speaker 1: not allowed on the podcast, not anymore. Oh, this would

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Speaker 1: be the time to have her on the podcast. Do

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Speaker 1: you think I should? Honestly, you think I should like

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Speaker 1: have she loves.

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Speaker 5: You could do a public therapy session basically, see you

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Speaker 5: hash it out and then let the people decide.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, that's not a bad idea. Actually I could

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Speaker 1: I could thank you present the conflict to the people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes, that'd be a little democratic of you.

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Speaker 1: But boo, we all know how lame democracy is can

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Speaker 1: we have her on here? Look what it got us?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, can we have your wife on this show? The

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Speaker 1: roommate he would jump with the occasion, So I'm going

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Speaker 1: to say no, Okay, absolutely not. I can't make her

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Speaker 1: that happy.

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Speaker 2: All right, round one?

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Speaker 1: You've given round one to Shay? Okay, big one?

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Speaker 2: Wait till the final Okay.

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Speaker 1: Uh So, I think we've done everything we needed to do.

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Speaker 1: I think we've accomplished what we needed to accomplish dealing

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Speaker 1: any parting words.

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Speaker 5: I need to figure it the fuck out, Dan, that's

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00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 5: basically it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you do.

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Speaker 2: It's been rough, but you know I've been in a

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Speaker 2: hole before.

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Speaker 1: Good for you, brother, congratulate, No, not that kind of

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Speaker 1: congrat sex. Yeah, I don't know why we're going there,

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Speaker 1: bad Larry. Any parting words.

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Speaker 4: I think we should get paid for Shay's therapy session

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00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:34,360
Speaker 4: we just handled. Wow, Thanks Claire, No, Shay, we're talking out.

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Speaker 4: This is good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is he agree with you.

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Speaker 4: I think you're I think you're right on that. This

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Speaker 4: last one.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. It means a lot coming from somebody who

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Speaker 1: been married for like fifty years. I appreciate it.

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00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 2: And if the carbon monoxide line is going off. Make

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Speaker 2: the fucking four year old deal with it.

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Speaker 1: Fuck off, cut off, Shay, anything else that you would

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Speaker 1: like to add more than what you've already added, Danny.

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Speaker 1: I think I've really just dominated today. I think I've

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Speaker 1: done great. If I would add anything, it would be

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Speaker 1: to keep listening to this show and this day in

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00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: every podcast. Thank you. Okay, Well that'll do it. Uh my,

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00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: thanks to all their participants. Good luck this weekend. We'll

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Speaker 1: do it again next week. Wait, we have Thanksgiving next week.

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Speaker 1: So what Well, you're not going to have Thanksgiving next week, Danny?

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Speaker 1: That got the whole roommates in laws coming over, maybe

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Speaker 1: some family friends. It's going to be a ship show.

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Speaker 2: Well, you'll be at a Danny's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not.

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Speaker 3: I'm smoking.

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Speaker 1: I'm smoking a bird in the trigger. I'm smoking a

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Speaker 1: bird in the trigger like I did last year. Okay,

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Speaker 1: great last year goose instead last year? You're right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got kicked out of Austria last year Austria. That

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Speaker 1: that was really bad.

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Speaker 2: Well, they don't like to talk about the stuff.

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Speaker 1: We're going back for Christmas. Okay, So for Shay and

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Speaker 1: Irving Dylan the graphics guy, Bad Larry in Jersey picture

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Speaker 1: de Ray and also Marvin Yours truly thanks for joining

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Speaker 1: us on Dan Patrick takes a game to true p