WEBVTT - being depressed without sadness 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:25.560 Welcome back to emergency Intercom. The audio peeking on you. 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:27.880 Immediately. 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:31.200 Well, I just think everybody should give me a pat 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:35.120 on the back because lately I've been disconnecting from my 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:38.480 life and entering Fortnite to disassociate from the sadness that's 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:41.600 been lingering. And I play Fortnite till five am and 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:43.280 then I wake up at two pm, so I'm on 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:45.240 a really really natural. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:49.360 Spiral. I was just talking to Kai about this yesterday 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:55.560 that like I'm like I realized, like I'm depressed, but 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:58.560 I'm not sad because like I've been wearing the same 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:01.800 outfit for seven days without even realizing. I've been like 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:05.080 choosing to brush my teeth at night, like I are 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:08.080 actively like not choosing to brush my teeth, where I'm 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:09.960 just like I'm not doing that. I'm just gonna sleep 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:11.640 without brushing my teeth and wake up and brush them 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:14.240 in the morning and just doing little things like that 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.560 where I'm like, oh my god, I'm like low key depressed, 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:21.120 but I'm not sad. It's so strange, Like normally when 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.000 I'm depressed, I'm like I got to kill myself, Like 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:24.280 this is it, Like I have to I have to 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:27.720 kill myself, like I can't keep going like this, but 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.320 I'm not, and everything in my life is fine, like 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:34.600 everything is like better than ever, which is kind of crazy, 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.440 but that I do this way. 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:41.760 I fully feel that, and I like three signs I 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:46.119 know I'm depressed. One, I have not been shopping for 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:49.240 like five weeks, which sounds you should stay depressed, stay 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:52.400 to press, which sounds so stupid some people because they're like, Oh, 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:53.360 you're so sad. 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:53.800 You can't shop. 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:56.800 But no, that's my like addictive vice that I do 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.120 to like give me a little serotonin boost because I'm like, oh, 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:02.120 this is naughty and like an expensive shirt or something you. 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.280 Would think you would dive deeper into that. 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:08.520 No, it's literally like that just it sounds like too 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:09.840 much work to go out of my way. 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:10.680 I'm like I. 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:13.680 Don't want to have to like leave the house, go somewhere, 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:16.480 make a decision, like I can't make a decision on anything, 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:18.120 like I don't want to. I think it'll be a 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:20.799 bit like it's just like brings me anxiety. It doesn't 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:24.280 like make me like give me like any spark of serotonin, 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:26.960 which that is a sign. Like when I'm literally like 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.600 all my friends in New York are like, oh, like 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:30.400 do you want to go here? 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.480 Here, and here? And I'm like, huh, said, like don't 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:32.760 need to. 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:36.560 That's when I'm like, oh, I. 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:39.080 My Fortnite hours have gone up even more. 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:42.240 It's crazy and it's. 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:44.760 Like pissing me off, like I'm not enjoying playing. I'm 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:46.919 like really upset and like anger. 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:50.079 It's the new like point of interest. Pois in the 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:53.040 game are fucking lit, except the main one has no 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:55.760 fucking loot, which I know they do this shit on purpose, 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:58.280 where it's like they like make it so the loot 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.600 is all blue and green on the floor. And then 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:03.520 like three weeks after the thing drops and like player 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:06.280 count drops a little bit, they start adding hella gold 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:09.240 guns so you feel like you're special and it's like exciting. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.240 But yeah, I feel like this has been like a 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:17.240 universal experience for like everyone, like everyone I know and 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:21.080 love has been feeling off and like in strange ways, 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:24.639 like something seriously has switched and shifted and something dark 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:27.400 sided is going on that I cannot explain and I 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.600 don't have the answers for yet, but there is a 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:35.040 dark sided energy around right now. But with that said, 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:41.040 I was gonna says it could be seasonal depression. The 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:45.680 yeah exactly is the cloudy skies. They've turned on me, 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:50.160 but I've also fucked. What was I gonna say? Ah shit, 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:56.560 dark sighted. Everyone I know in love is also like 0:03:56.680 --> 0:04:02.720 hella depressed. Oh it could be because what was I saying? 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:07.400 Like COVID, it could be because like after COVID, everybody 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:10.240 was cooped up for three years and like everybody was 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:13.119 like freaking out and dying to go out. So when 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:18.640 like COVID kind of ended, quote unquote ended, people like 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:21.560 all went outside in DROs and we're hanging out all 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:25.280 the time together and we're like doing absolutely everything and 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.479 they're possible to get outside of the house. That like 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:30.520 we're all kind of probably experiencing burnout, but it's burnout 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:34.000 in a way where like we're like social creatures of 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.960 habit that like need social connection, but we're like all 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:39.599 reclusing away from it because we had too much of it. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:41.880 And I think that could be Another thing is like 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:46.360 everyone just like saw each other too much, reclused away, 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:49.120 but we need that connection, but we got too much 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:50.680 of it, so now we're in withstraw. 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:52.960 Yeah, I'm also just a point where I'm like that 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:55.240 sounds like so much work. Like I'm usually such a 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:57.680 like yes, let's go to eat or whatever, and I'm like, 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:00.520 I don't that sounds like a lot of For some reason, 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:02.240 now it's like, oh, I have to go do this, 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.080 like I have to go see this person, I have 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:08.120 to say hi, like like right now. Oh, this is 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:10.400 like that's like so much work, and that like literally 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:12.520 sounds like a nightmare, even though after I'm like wow, 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.440 like I'm literally liking I'm like after I'm like, wow, 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:16.320 that was awesome, Like why do I do that more often? 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:19.160 And then like somebody texting me to hang out is 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:22.360 literally eight threat. You were being a terrorist in my life. 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.599 You were actually haunting me, you were you were patronizing 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:27.719 me alone. 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:30.280 You are literally harassing me, and I'm gonna fucking have 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.360 you done. I'm gonna kill you. 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:35.720 The ban in my existence is getting a text asking 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:38.120 to hang out and then I do it and I'm like, wow, 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:41.160 that was beautiful and I love humans. 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.440 My third thing though, is that when I was in Miami, 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.320 I wanted to stay so badly. 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:48.720 And that's how I know I'm depressed is I go 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:49.440 back home. 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:51.679 And I literally like I love being around my family, 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:54.720 but if anybody knows, like I just like I love 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:57.440 being in Miami for certain amounts of time, but this 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:58.919 time I literally was there for like a week and. 0:05:58.920 --> 0:05:59.760 A half, and I was like, I don't. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.640 But I also was having a thing where like, as 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:04.600 I was getting on the plane, I was really convinced. 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:08.080 I was like, dude, I got this gut feeling this 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:09.240 plane's coming down. 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:12.000 But literally me coming back from Paris, I have that 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.760 written down and I had a panic attack on that 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:18.279 fucking plane and I threw up as the plane landed. 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:23.120 It was disgusting and awful vies, but no embarrassing, fully, 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:25.919 fully fucking convinced that that plane was going to dive 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.960 into the ocean. But that's probably just me. 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:34.840 Yeah, that's because I've literally seen every single plane crash 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:36.120 that has happened on the planet. 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:40.440 I've seen it explained in excruciating detail. 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:43.120 With like Doja cat playing in the background on TikTok too. 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:46.880 For real, My new thing has been not doing that, though, 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:50.040 I Oh, I did watch a I think last episode 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:52.640 I talked about maybe was the last episode. I don't 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:56.080 know if I mentioned it, but I am like sometime 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:59.920 clean of murder mysteries. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:02.200 And document raise. I just haven't been watching those. 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:07.680 And then I did get really crossfaded and fall asleep 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:10.440 to one with a friend. But I literally didn't even 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:12.200 get into the murder. He was just a weirdo and 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:14.400 like being a weirdo, and it was basically watching like 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:15.760 a random man at a bar talk. 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:16.720 That's what I like. 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:21.920 H No, I have Oh, we we started that, but 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.120 we we literally got three seconds. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:29.920 In and knocked out just exactly. But yeah, that's kind 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:33.040 of our update on our mental health. Like, how are 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:37.240 you guys feeling? Is that experienced? Universal? Is everyone kind 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:39.600 of feeling a little off? I'm sure you bitches are 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:40.360 topress as fuck? 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:45.960 Like, oh my god, I knew you were literally beckoning 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:46.920 the monster. 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.120 He referred to me. He gave me some I know. 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:52.760 I literally I almost called for you. 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.520 And was like, hi, guy, how are you feeling? I 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:57.920 mean the offire kai we've just been traveling. 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:02.240 Yeah, man, I've been feeling very sad. But you know, 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:04.920 you guys are used to that. I think at this point, 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:08.360 I think one example of the fact that I got 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:10.200 a pup bar No, this is. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:14.520 O nice. 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:15.600 I feel crazy. 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:17.800 Glue your lips. 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:19.880 No, you should do that often. You should try it. 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:22.760 So I can't talk and I can't breathe, maybe I'll 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:24.440 just fucking die. 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:26.920 What were you saying? 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:27.160 Though? 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:30.160 Unfortunately I'm a mouth breather, so doesn't. 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:35.640 I just learned. I was gonna say, the facial structure 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.200 of a mouth brea breather is completely different. They have 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:42.320 like longer faces, and like yeah or no, no, no? 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:45.520 Is that a conspiracy theory? Is that real? Because like I, 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.680 I genuinely can't tell. I'll do research on that like 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:50.079 once a month, and I'll be like, maybe it does 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:52.120 completely transform your facial. 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:56.600 Yeah, there's three There's three things in your face that 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:59.120 immediately alerts me to the type of person you are, 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:04.480 and it's alcohol syndrome, mouth breather, and face. And I 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:07.640 can immediately tell your entire life and like who you 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:08.120 are as a. 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:15.840 Person, right right. I feel like what I was gonna 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:18.800 say is like the number one example I can point 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.959 to recently of like how depressed I've been is when 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.000 we were playing basketball and I made up a lieu 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:24.320 those two. 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:29.079 I was gonna bring that up, motherfucker, that is so funny, Like, yeah, 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:29.920 I'll let you tell it. 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:32.520 We went to the park to play basketball, like me, 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:35.080 Drew and Mason, and then I was like, oh, I 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:38.000 have to do some freelance work, just letting you guys know, 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.960 like just in case a game starts, I just don't 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:44.120 have to leave halfway through. And then I just like no. 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:48.000 It was the craziest vie. It was even crazier than that. 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:51.520 So we just had gotten to the court and we 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:53.000 were like shooting around for a little bit and it 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:55.120 was like a cute little key like we were having fun. 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:58.120 And then this like scary ass dude like came up 0:09:58.160 --> 0:09:59.719 to me and Mason and KINI was like, do you 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:02.800 want to play basketball? Like two on two? And we 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:04.520 were like no, no, no, we don't want to. And 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:06.560 then he went across the court grabbed another guy and 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:08.480 was like do you two want to play against? Do 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:09.960 two of y'all want to play against us? 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:10.240 Two? 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.240 And like immediately I was like yeah, let's do it, 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:16.839 and Mason was like sure, and then Ki was like, uh, 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:21.120 like visibly like shaking, like terrified of like playing basketball. 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:24.000 He was like, uh no, I don't want to. I 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:26.400 want to, Like I have I have to go do work, 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:28.960 like I'm leaving. I'm leaving right now. I've decided I'm 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:30.920 leaving right now. I have to go do work. And 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.200 then like as he was walking away, I was like, Ki, 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.800 what the fuck was that? Like, do not leave, but 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.640 you have to you must stay. So then he stayed. 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:40.440 And then after the game we were like, why the 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:43.000 fuck did you lie? Like you did not have to lie. 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:46.199 I just sat on a chair and was on my phone, 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:48.520 and then I just waited for like the strangers to leave, 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:50.520 and then I came back. Yeah, and they played the 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.559 non competitive like pig. 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:57.360 Pig Yeah, so it was. It was hilarious, but depressed. 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:59.960 I just think I'm traumatized from basketball because I was 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:03.360 telling them when I was I don't know. In my hometown, 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:05.080 there was like an A team and a B team 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:07.320 for basketball in like seventh grade, and then they like 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.480 that year they added a C team for like kids 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:12.640 that were really bad, and. 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:13.720 You were on the D team. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:16.959 I didn't even make the C team. I remember coming home. 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:18.600 And I literally were the D team. 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:24.160 I literally I literally was, and I I remember team. 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:26.960 Like, no, I'm making a joke that he's like even 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:30.319 below C, like do you know your alphabet? 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.720 It was like D like as in like, give me 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:33.880 the d like d team. 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:37.440 True, he doesn't stand for Dick Team, Like, come on. 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:38.080 You. 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:40.439 Would be on it. 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:44.960 Climb me up, wrong hand? 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:47.040 No, that on my screen? 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:53.120 That worked, Yeah, it worked on mine. Well, before we 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:56.319 go any further into this episode, I wanted to address 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.160 the puff Bar allegations. 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:02.800 Oh, and I need to address the cigarette allegations because 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.320 my cigarette smoking. 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:09.880 For no before the episode, and you came up to 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:11.640 me and was like, oh, like, did you see the 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:14.120 cold spraw shit, he looks so cool smoking a cigarette 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:16.360 on a podcast with sunglasses. I want to do that. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:21.640 And what's he wearing sunglasses? Yes, he was not wearing sunglasses. 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.360 I don't know if he actually was, but I really was. 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:28.520 But yeah, mine was more satirical, like I was talking 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:29.920 about my friend. 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:32.480 Yeah puff bar. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:37.840 Sorry, yeah, the puff Bar allegations ius aw, bullshit, it 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:42.200 wasn't real. I don't smoke that ship, never have. I didn't. 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:45.719 She literally three second bitches, this episode took a hit 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:46.760 through your sharp. 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:49.840 No, that was that was me smelling to see if 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:51.760 I had musty armpits. 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:57.840 That seems like a really bad lie to cover up 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:00.480 that you were your puff bar so old it's spitting 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:03.280 at you and you need to use your T shirt. 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.959 No, No, that's not the case. I don't even like. 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:08.199 No, it's a noopuff bar. 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.800 I don't even own ones. I don't know you're talking about. Okay, 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:14.000 I think I realized something. I need to become a 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.760 mouth breather because all of my insecurities about my face 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:20.280 is because it's so like puggy and if I like 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:21.720 started breathing through. 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:23.760 My mouth, don't look like that normally. Though, when you 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:27.760 like make that face, you have a good job. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:32.840 You have a very fine face. Dude. It's literally like, 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:35.480 don't let the media trick you all this like bugle 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:37.400 fat wanting your face to be skinny or that will 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:38.160 happen naturally. 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:41.200 Do not remove the collagen that you naturally have, because 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.600 then by the time you're thirty five, you're actually gonna 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:45.040 look like Joan Rivers. 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:46.480 Like it's gonna be fucked up. 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:50.680 Like and Joan Rivers is beautiful and don't defend. 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.439 Herself, so we won't keep talking about her. 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:54.680 And she's the girl. So it's the point. 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:58.080 No, I love love to Joan, but you understand what 0:13:58.120 --> 0:13:59.720 I'm saying. It's not gonna be. 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:04.320 No, I know I know it's all jokes. It's all jokes. 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:07.120 But white people do ag ex spoiled milk. So I'm 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.600 happy that I have like plump skin. 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.840 Yeah, you should be like proud. 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:18.800 But imagine me like this. Can imagine I got jaw 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:23.440 correction surgery because like. 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:25.160 Okay, F. 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:30.920 Drew, you have been looking very plumped for me recently. 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:34.040 Plump. Get him out of here. 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:37.280 You got to get the out of here, bro plump. 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:41.800 Oh I think he meant your bulge. 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:43.920 I'm confused. 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:47.400 I was talking about your h your dick print through 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:47.920 your pants. 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:51.800 See, I have been intentionally working on that. I've been 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:56.560 wearing these manscaped underwear that are very flattering man escape. 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.000 Yeah, is that a real thing? 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.640 Saying we didn't add read for them? 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:03.200 Oh? 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:09.600 Oh like the Razor company, they make underwear. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:17.320 They oh my god, god, they sent a PR package 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:20.360 to us and they're really nice. 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:21.480 Oh nice. 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:25.680 This is not a sponsored nothing to do with me. 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:28.840 Buy those fucking underweares because I'm I'm I do not 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:31.600 buy them unless it's with a PR code that I 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:35.240 give you guys or whatever it is. But yeah, I 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.440 think I'm like low key out of the tidy whitey 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:39.840 phase of my life. It lasted for like six. 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:42.280 Extrue went thorough phase where every time we would be 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.800 together and he had to, like, for some reason multiple 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:46.520 times in a year, had to change in front of me. 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:49.120 Would be like, don't look, I have my scary underwear on, 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:51.360 and I'd like, I still don't know what that means, 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:51.720 Like I. 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:54.920 The tidy whities is for a specific type of person. 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:56.880 Mm hmm, that's not you. 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:01.120 Oh why were we always wearing them just in case 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:02.600 like an occasion arose? 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:04.600 Or is it just that those are the only underwear 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:04.960 you had? 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:09.200 It is the only under where I happen MEA Khalifa 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:11.040 was on my flight. What were we gonna say? 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:11.720 Wait? Really? 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:16.360 Yes? I held that from you because it was really exciting. 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.320 That's so awesome. Did you sit next to her? Did 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:18.960 you say anything to. 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:23.640 Her nose ahead of me? Does have a baby and 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:24.160 a husband. 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:28.000 I think she has a husband, she have a baby. 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:31.400 I don't think she has a baby, dude. 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:34.760 Babies are out. Babies are literally out. Babies are not 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:38.000 the trend anymore. Once Mrada held that little thing upside down, 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:39.400 people were like, we can't keep. 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:42.760 Doing this, We can't keep doing this. No more babies. 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:49.720 Maybe hold on Miya Khalifa, baby baby. No, I don't 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:52.320 think it was her because there it was a baby. 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:55.800 There was a she had a baby and they were 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:57.360 standing the entire flight. 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:01.640 Oh what also, how do you mistake me Khalifa? That's 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:04.760 probably just because you saw that she literally was in Paris. 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:06.800 Because I've never seen me at Khalifa you. 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:12.959 Out of respector just because she does a genre that 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:13.760 you may not be. 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:17.640 Interesting because I'm a man and men are disgusting. We're gross, 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:20.080 vile creatures, and I would never do that. 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:23.560 I feel like I'm the baby of the podcast. 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:26.480 Oh my god. Okay, you're not, though, because you're literally 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:27.240 like you're the elder. 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:30.120 I'm baby, I'm baby. 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:31.840 Here's baby because he's seventeen. 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:34.800 No, I got baby cheeks. Hold on my skin looks good? 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:37.800 You do have baby teeth, you have baby's skin. Your 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:40.280 skin is like, really, girl, you got. 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:41.439 That blurring shit on? Bitch? 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:43.440 I literally don't I just look good? 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:45.600 Well? 0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:46.960 I had the exture is real. 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:52.239 I had a dream and like to give reference, I 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:54.800 was in Miami in my parents' house sleeping. 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:58.480 I woke up literally like I woke up like, oh 0:17:58.560 --> 0:17:59.639 my god. I was like, I have to. 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:02.760 Write this down, the dream being like it was the 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:05.240 most uninteresting dream ever and I don't know how it 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:06.560 got to this point. But the end of the thing 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:08.600 of the dream was I gave you a bowl of 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:11.000 hot soup and you started singing to me, and you 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:14.760 sounded exactly like Shawn Mendes in the Lyle Lyle Crocodile. 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:17.159 La La la la. 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:20.439 Oh no wait wait had a dream you It was 0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:24.240 you gave Sewn Mendes really hot soup, and to thank you, 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:25.200 he sang. 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:27.360 Remember when he pushed me down in Arawan. 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:29.760 Yeah, he pushed you and kicked you and then threw 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:30.600 a bunch of vitamins at. 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:32.280 Your he it was fucking crazy. I was just trying 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:33.399 to get some goat cheese. 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:35.600 I don't remember him doing that. 0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:37.960 He pushed me the fuck over. Well there was a 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:40.720 second time you would push me the fuck over person 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:45.000 like that. I'm not kissing that, just the real What 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:47.080 happened was he had just gotten out of the studio 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:50.840 recording Lyle Leyle Crocodile. You don't know, and he was 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:52.439 in like a really upset movie because he was like, 0:18:52.680 --> 0:18:54.600 this movie isn't what I thought it was going to be, 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:56.240 Like I thought it was going to be something amazing 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:57.960 and I thought people were gonna love it. But like, 0:18:58.000 --> 0:18:59.919 after recording a little bit, I realized that I was 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:01.760 tricked into this role and that it's not what I 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:06.080 wanted it to be. And then he was just upset 0:19:06.080 --> 0:19:08.199 about that, and I was grabbing some goat cheese that 0:19:08.240 --> 0:19:10.600 he was also reaching for, and he just fucking pushed 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:12.320 me over and started beating on me and spit on me, 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:14.840 and shit, it was crazy. And yes, this is Shawn mindez, 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:17.280