Speaker 1: Welcome back to emergency Intercom. The audio peeking on you.
Speaker 2: Immediately.
Speaker 3: Well, I just think everybody should give me a pat
Speaker 3: on the back because lately I've been disconnecting from my
Speaker 3: life and entering Fortnite to disassociate from the sadness that's
Speaker 3: been lingering. And I play Fortnite till five am and
Speaker 3: then I wake up at two pm, so I'm on
Speaker 3: a really really natural.
Speaker 1: Spiral. I was just talking to Kai about this yesterday
Speaker 1: that like I'm like I realized, like I'm depressed, but
Speaker 1: I'm not sad because like I've been wearing the same
Speaker 1: outfit for seven days without even realizing. I've been like
Speaker 1: choosing to brush my teeth at night, like I are
Speaker 1: actively like not choosing to brush my teeth, where I'm
Speaker 1: just like I'm not doing that. I'm just gonna sleep
Speaker 1: without brushing my teeth and wake up and brush them
Speaker 1: in the morning and just doing little things like that
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh my god, I'm like low key depressed,
Speaker 1: but I'm not sad. It's so strange, Like normally when
Speaker 1: I'm depressed, I'm like I got to kill myself, Like
Speaker 1: this is it, Like I have to I have to
Speaker 1: kill myself, like I can't keep going like this, but
Speaker 1: I'm not, and everything in my life is fine, like
Speaker 1: everything is like better than ever, which is kind of crazy,
Speaker 1: but that I do this way.
Speaker 3: I fully feel that, and I like three signs I
Speaker 3: know I'm depressed. One, I have not been shopping for
Speaker 3: like five weeks, which sounds you should stay depressed, stay
Speaker 3: to press, which sounds so stupid some people because they're like, Oh,
Speaker 3: you're so sad.
Speaker 2: You can't shop.
Speaker 3: But no, that's my like addictive vice that I do
Speaker 3: to like give me a little serotonin boost because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is naughty and like an expensive shirt or something you.
Speaker 1: Would think you would dive deeper into that.
Speaker 3: No, it's literally like that just it sounds like too
Speaker 3: much work to go out of my way.
Speaker 2: I'm like I.
Speaker 3: Don't want to have to like leave the house, go somewhere,
Speaker 3: make a decision, like I can't make a decision on anything,
Speaker 3: like I don't want to. I think it'll be a
Speaker 3: bit like it's just like brings me anxiety. It doesn't
Speaker 3: like make me like give me like any spark of serotonin,
Speaker 3: which that is a sign. Like when I'm literally like
Speaker 3: all my friends in New York are like, oh, like
Speaker 3: do you want to go here?
Speaker 2: Here, and here? And I'm like, huh, said, like don't
Speaker 2: need to.
Speaker 1: That's when I'm like, oh, I.
Speaker 2: My Fortnite hours have gone up even more.
Speaker 1: It's crazy and it's.
Speaker 2: Like pissing me off, like I'm not enjoying playing. I'm
Speaker 2: like really upset and like anger.
Speaker 1: It's the new like point of interest. Pois in the
Speaker 1: game are fucking lit, except the main one has no
Speaker 1: fucking loot, which I know they do this shit on purpose,
Speaker 1: where it's like they like make it so the loot
Speaker 1: is all blue and green on the floor. And then
Speaker 1: like three weeks after the thing drops and like player
Speaker 1: count drops a little bit, they start adding hella gold
Speaker 1: guns so you feel like you're special and it's like exciting.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I feel like this has been like a
Speaker 1: universal experience for like everyone, like everyone I know and
Speaker 1: love has been feeling off and like in strange ways,
Speaker 1: like something seriously has switched and shifted and something dark
Speaker 1: sided is going on that I cannot explain and I
Speaker 1: don't have the answers for yet, but there is a
Speaker 1: dark sided energy around right now. But with that said,
Speaker 1: I was gonna says it could be seasonal depression. The
Speaker 1: yeah exactly is the cloudy skies. They've turned on me,
Speaker 1: but I've also fucked. What was I gonna say? Ah shit,
Speaker 1: dark sighted. Everyone I know in love is also like
Speaker 1: hella depressed. Oh it could be because what was I saying?
Speaker 1: Like COVID, it could be because like after COVID, everybody
Speaker 1: was cooped up for three years and like everybody was
Speaker 1: like freaking out and dying to go out. So when
Speaker 1: like COVID kind of ended, quote unquote ended, people like
Speaker 1: all went outside in DROs and we're hanging out all
Speaker 1: the time together and we're like doing absolutely everything and
Speaker 1: they're possible to get outside of the house. That like
Speaker 1: we're all kind of probably experiencing burnout, but it's burnout
Speaker 1: in a way where like we're like social creatures of
Speaker 1: habit that like need social connection, but we're like all
Speaker 1: reclusing away from it because we had too much of it.
Speaker 1: And I think that could be Another thing is like
Speaker 1: everyone just like saw each other too much, reclused away,
Speaker 1: but we need that connection, but we got too much
Speaker 1: of it, so now we're in withstraw.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm also just a point where I'm like that
Speaker 3: sounds like so much work. Like I'm usually such a
Speaker 3: like yes, let's go to eat or whatever, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't that sounds like a lot of For some reason,
Speaker 3: now it's like, oh, I have to go do this,
Speaker 3: like I have to go see this person, I have
Speaker 3: to say hi, like like right now. Oh, this is
Speaker 3: like that's like so much work, and that like literally
Speaker 3: sounds like a nightmare, even though after I'm like wow,
Speaker 3: like I'm literally liking I'm like after I'm like, wow,
Speaker 3: that was awesome, Like why do I do that more often?
Speaker 2: And then like somebody texting me to hang out is
Speaker 2: literally eight threat. You were being a terrorist in my life.
Speaker 3: You were actually haunting me, you were you were patronizing
Speaker 3: me alone.
Speaker 2: You are literally harassing me, and I'm gonna fucking have
Speaker 2: you done. I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: The ban in my existence is getting a text asking
Speaker 1: to hang out and then I do it and I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: that was beautiful and I love humans.
Speaker 3: My third thing though, is that when I was in Miami,
Speaker 3: I wanted to stay so badly.
Speaker 2: And that's how I know I'm depressed is I go
Speaker 2: back home.
Speaker 3: And I literally like I love being around my family,
Speaker 3: but if anybody knows, like I just like I love
Speaker 3: being in Miami for certain amounts of time, but this
Speaker 3: time I literally was there for like a week and.
Speaker 2: A half, and I was like, I don't.
Speaker 3: But I also was having a thing where like, as
Speaker 3: I was getting on the plane, I was really convinced.
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, I got this gut feeling this
Speaker 2: plane's coming down.
Speaker 1: But literally me coming back from Paris, I have that
Speaker 1: written down and I had a panic attack on that
Speaker 1: fucking plane and I threw up as the plane landed.
Speaker 1: It was disgusting and awful vies, but no embarrassing, fully,
Speaker 1: fully fucking convinced that that plane was going to dive
Speaker 1: into the ocean. But that's probably just me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's because I've literally seen every single plane crash
Speaker 3: that has happened on the planet.
Speaker 2: I've seen it explained in excruciating detail.
Speaker 1: With like Doja cat playing in the background on TikTok too.
Speaker 3: For real, My new thing has been not doing that, though,
Speaker 3: I Oh, I did watch a I think last episode
Speaker 3: I talked about maybe was the last episode. I don't
Speaker 3: know if I mentioned it, but I am like sometime
Speaker 3: clean of murder mysteries.
Speaker 2: And document raise. I just haven't been watching those.
Speaker 3: And then I did get really crossfaded and fall asleep
Speaker 3: to one with a friend. But I literally didn't even
Speaker 3: get into the murder. He was just a weirdo and
Speaker 3: like being a weirdo, and it was basically watching like
Speaker 3: a random man at a bar talk.
Speaker 1: That's what I like.
Speaker 3: H No, I have Oh, we we started that, but
Speaker 3: we we literally got three seconds.
Speaker 1: In and knocked out just exactly. But yeah, that's kind
Speaker 1: of our update on our mental health. Like, how are
Speaker 1: you guys feeling? Is that experienced? Universal? Is everyone kind
Speaker 1: of feeling a little off? I'm sure you bitches are
Speaker 1: topress as fuck?
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, I knew you were literally beckoning
Speaker 3: the monster.
Speaker 4: He referred to me. He gave me some I know.
Speaker 2: I literally I almost called for you.
Speaker 1: And was like, hi, guy, how are you feeling? I
Speaker 1: mean the offire kai we've just been traveling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I've been feeling very sad. But you know,
Speaker 4: you guys are used to that. I think at this point,
Speaker 4: I think one example of the fact that I got
Speaker 4: a pup bar No, this is.
Speaker 1: O nice.
Speaker 4: I feel crazy.
Speaker 1: Glue your lips.
Speaker 2: No, you should do that often. You should try it.
Speaker 4: So I can't talk and I can't breathe, maybe I'll
Speaker 4: just fucking die.
Speaker 1: What were you saying?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 4: Unfortunately I'm a mouth breather, so doesn't.
Speaker 1: I just learned. I was gonna say, the facial structure
Speaker 1: of a mouth brea breather is completely different. They have
Speaker 1: like longer faces, and like yeah or no, no, no?
Speaker 4: Is that a conspiracy theory? Is that real? Because like I,
Speaker 4: I genuinely can't tell. I'll do research on that like
Speaker 4: once a month, and I'll be like, maybe it does
Speaker 4: completely transform your facial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's three There's three things in your face that
Speaker 1: immediately alerts me to the type of person you are,
Speaker 1: and it's alcohol syndrome, mouth breather, and face. And I
Speaker 1: can immediately tell your entire life and like who you
Speaker 1: are as a.
Speaker 4: Person, right right. I feel like what I was gonna
Speaker 4: say is like the number one example I can point
Speaker 4: to recently of like how depressed I've been is when
Speaker 4: we were playing basketball and I made up a lieu
Speaker 4: those two.
Speaker 1: I was gonna bring that up, motherfucker, that is so funny, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll let you tell it.
Speaker 4: We went to the park to play basketball, like me,
Speaker 4: Drew and Mason, and then I was like, oh, I
Speaker 4: have to do some freelance work, just letting you guys know,
Speaker 4: like just in case a game starts, I just don't
Speaker 4: have to leave halfway through. And then I just like no.
Speaker 1: It was the craziest vie. It was even crazier than that.
Speaker 1: So we just had gotten to the court and we
Speaker 1: were like shooting around for a little bit and it
Speaker 1: was like a cute little key like we were having fun.
Speaker 1: And then this like scary ass dude like came up
Speaker 1: to me and Mason and KINI was like, do you
Speaker 1: want to play basketball? Like two on two? And we
Speaker 1: were like no, no, no, we don't want to. And
Speaker 1: then he went across the court grabbed another guy and
Speaker 1: was like do you two want to play against? Do
Speaker 1: two of y'all want to play against us?
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 1: And like immediately I was like yeah, let's do it,
Speaker 1: and Mason was like sure, and then Ki was like, uh,
Speaker 1: like visibly like shaking, like terrified of like playing basketball.
Speaker 1: He was like, uh no, I don't want to. I
Speaker 1: want to, Like I have I have to go do work,
Speaker 1: like I'm leaving. I'm leaving right now. I've decided I'm
Speaker 1: leaving right now. I have to go do work. And
Speaker 1: then like as he was walking away, I was like, Ki,
Speaker 1: what the fuck was that? Like, do not leave, but
Speaker 1: you have to you must stay. So then he stayed.
Speaker 1: And then after the game we were like, why the
Speaker 1: fuck did you lie? Like you did not have to lie.
Speaker 4: I just sat on a chair and was on my phone,
Speaker 4: and then I just waited for like the strangers to leave,
Speaker 4: and then I came back. Yeah, and they played the
Speaker 4: non competitive like pig.
Speaker 1: Pig Yeah, so it was. It was hilarious, but depressed.
Speaker 4: I just think I'm traumatized from basketball because I was
Speaker 4: telling them when I was I don't know. In my hometown,
Speaker 4: there was like an A team and a B team
Speaker 4: for basketball in like seventh grade, and then they like
Speaker 4: that year they added a C team for like kids
Speaker 4: that were really bad, and.
Speaker 2: You were on the D team.
Speaker 4: I didn't even make the C team. I remember coming home.
Speaker 2: And I literally were the D team.
Speaker 4: I literally I literally was, and I I remember team.
Speaker 3: Like, no, I'm making a joke that he's like even
Speaker 3: below C, like do you know your alphabet?
Speaker 1: It was like D like as in like, give me
Speaker 1: the d like d team.
Speaker 4: True, he doesn't stand for Dick Team, Like, come on.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 4: Would be on it.
Speaker 1: Climb me up, wrong hand?
Speaker 4: No, that on my screen?
Speaker 1: That worked, Yeah, it worked on mine. Well, before we
Speaker 1: go any further into this episode, I wanted to address
Speaker 1: the puff Bar allegations.
Speaker 3: Oh, and I need to address the cigarette allegations because
Speaker 3: my cigarette smoking.
Speaker 1: For no before the episode, and you came up to
Speaker 1: me and was like, oh, like, did you see the
Speaker 1: cold spraw shit, he looks so cool smoking a cigarette
Speaker 1: on a podcast with sunglasses. I want to do that.
Speaker 2: And what's he wearing sunglasses? Yes, he was not wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he actually was, but I really was.
Speaker 3: But yeah, mine was more satirical, like I was talking
Speaker 3: about my friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah puff bar.
Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, the puff Bar allegations ius aw, bullshit, it
Speaker 1: wasn't real. I don't smoke that ship, never have. I didn't.
Speaker 2: She literally three second bitches, this episode took a hit
Speaker 2: through your sharp.
Speaker 1: No, that was that was me smelling to see if
Speaker 1: I had musty armpits.
Speaker 3: That seems like a really bad lie to cover up
Speaker 3: that you were your puff bar so old it's spitting
Speaker 3: at you and you need to use your T shirt.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's not the case. I don't even like.
Speaker 2: No, it's a noopuff bar.
Speaker 1: I don't even own ones. I don't know you're talking about. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I realized something. I need to become a
Speaker 1: mouth breather because all of my insecurities about my face
Speaker 1: is because it's so like puggy and if I like
Speaker 1: started breathing through.
Speaker 4: My mouth, don't look like that normally. Though, when you
Speaker 4: like make that face, you have a good job.
Speaker 2: You have a very fine face. Dude. It's literally like,
Speaker 2: don't let the media trick you all this like bugle
Speaker 2: fat wanting your face to be skinny or that will
Speaker 2: happen naturally.
Speaker 3: Do not remove the collagen that you naturally have, because
Speaker 3: then by the time you're thirty five, you're actually gonna
Speaker 3: look like Joan Rivers.
Speaker 2: Like it's gonna be fucked up.
Speaker 1: Like and Joan Rivers is beautiful and don't defend.
Speaker 2: Herself, so we won't keep talking about her.
Speaker 1: And she's the girl. So it's the point.
Speaker 2: No, I love love to Joan, but you understand what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. It's not gonna be.
Speaker 1: No, I know I know it's all jokes. It's all jokes.
Speaker 1: But white people do ag ex spoiled milk. So I'm
Speaker 1: happy that I have like plump skin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should be like proud.
Speaker 1: But imagine me like this. Can imagine I got jaw
Speaker 1: correction surgery because like.
Speaker 2: Okay, F.
Speaker 4: Drew, you have been looking very plumped for me recently.
Speaker 1: Plump. Get him out of here.
Speaker 2: You got to get the out of here, bro plump.
Speaker 2: Oh I think he meant your bulge.
Speaker 1: I'm confused.
Speaker 4: I was talking about your h your dick print through
Speaker 4: your pants.
Speaker 1: See, I have been intentionally working on that. I've been
Speaker 1: wearing these manscaped underwear that are very flattering man escape.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that a real thing?
Speaker 1: Saying we didn't add read for them?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh like the Razor company, they make underwear.
Speaker 1: They oh my god, god, they sent a PR package
Speaker 1: to us and they're really nice.
Speaker 4: Oh nice.
Speaker 1: This is not a sponsored nothing to do with me.
Speaker 1: Buy those fucking underweares because I'm I'm I do not
Speaker 1: buy them unless it's with a PR code that I
Speaker 1: give you guys or whatever it is. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I'm like low key out of the tidy whitey
Speaker 1: phase of my life. It lasted for like six.
Speaker 3: Extrue went thorough phase where every time we would be
Speaker 3: together and he had to, like, for some reason multiple
Speaker 3: times in a year, had to change in front of me.
Speaker 3: Would be like, don't look, I have my scary underwear on,
Speaker 3: and I'd like, I still don't know what that means,
Speaker 3: Like I.
Speaker 1: The tidy whities is for a specific type of person.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, that's not you.
Speaker 3: Oh why were we always wearing them just in case
Speaker 3: like an occasion arose?
Speaker 2: Or is it just that those are the only underwear
Speaker 2: you had?
Speaker 1: It is the only under where I happen MEA Khalifa
Speaker 1: was on my flight. What were we gonna say?
Speaker 2: Wait? Really?
Speaker 1: Yes? I held that from you because it was really exciting.
Speaker 2: That's so awesome. Did you sit next to her? Did
Speaker 2: you say anything to.
Speaker 1: Her nose ahead of me? Does have a baby and
Speaker 1: a husband.
Speaker 2: I think she has a husband, she have a baby.
Speaker 2: I don't think she has a baby, dude.
Speaker 3: Babies are out. Babies are literally out. Babies are not
Speaker 3: the trend anymore. Once Mrada held that little thing upside down,
Speaker 3: people were like, we can't keep.
Speaker 2: Doing this, We can't keep doing this. No more babies.
Speaker 1: Maybe hold on Miya Khalifa, baby baby. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think it was her because there it was a baby.
Speaker 1: There was a she had a baby and they were
Speaker 1: standing the entire flight.
Speaker 3: Oh what also, how do you mistake me Khalifa? That's
Speaker 3: probably just because you saw that she literally was in Paris.
Speaker 1: Because I've never seen me at Khalifa you.
Speaker 3: Out of respector just because she does a genre that
Speaker 3: you may not be.
Speaker 1: Interesting because I'm a man and men are disgusting. We're gross,
Speaker 1: vile creatures, and I would never do that.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm the baby of the podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, you're not, though, because you're literally
Speaker 2: like you're the elder.
Speaker 1: I'm baby, I'm baby.
Speaker 2: Here's baby because he's seventeen.
Speaker 1: No, I got baby cheeks. Hold on my skin looks good?
Speaker 4: You do have baby teeth, you have baby's skin. Your
Speaker 4: skin is like, really, girl, you got.
Speaker 2: That blurring shit on? Bitch?
Speaker 1: I literally don't I just look good?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I had the exture is real.
Speaker 3: I had a dream and like to give reference, I
Speaker 3: was in Miami in my parents' house sleeping.
Speaker 2: I woke up literally like I woke up like, oh
Speaker 2: my god. I was like, I have to.
Speaker 3: Write this down, the dream being like it was the
Speaker 3: most uninteresting dream ever and I don't know how it
Speaker 3: got to this point. But the end of the thing
Speaker 3: of the dream was I gave you a bowl of
Speaker 3: hot soup and you started singing to me, and you
Speaker 3: sounded exactly like Shawn Mendes in the Lyle Lyle Crocodile.
Speaker 2: La La la la.
Speaker 3: Oh no wait wait had a dream you It was
Speaker 3: you gave Sewn Mendes really hot soup, and to thank you,
Speaker 3: he sang.
Speaker 1: Remember when he pushed me down in Arawan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he pushed you and kicked you and then threw
Speaker 2: a bunch of vitamins at.
Speaker 1: Your he it was fucking crazy. I was just trying
Speaker 1: to get some goat cheese.
Speaker 4: I don't remember him doing that.
Speaker 1: He pushed me the fuck over. Well there was a
Speaker 1: second time you would push me the fuck over person
Speaker 1: like that. I'm not kissing that, just the real What
Speaker 1: happened was he had just gotten out of the studio
Speaker 1: recording Lyle Leyle Crocodile. You don't know, and he was
Speaker 1: in like a really upset movie because he was like,
Speaker 1: this movie isn't what I thought it was going to be,
Speaker 1: Like I thought it was going to be something amazing
Speaker 1: and I thought people were gonna love it. But like,
Speaker 1: after recording a little bit, I realized that I was
Speaker 1: tricked into this role and that it's not what I
Speaker 1: wanted it to be. And then he was just upset
Speaker 1: about that, and I was grabbing some goat cheese that
Speaker 1: he was also reaching for, and he just fucking pushed
Speaker 1: me over and started beating on me and spit on me,
Speaker 1: and shit, it was crazy. And yes, this is Shawn mindez,
Speaker 1: you're talking. We're all talking about. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: realizing I've been realizing a lot recently, actually, is that
Speaker 1: I have a very misshapen head because.
Speaker 2: Looking at you in your head today, like look at
Speaker 2: these heads.
Speaker 3: Those headphones are actually just eighteen years old, so they're broken.
Speaker 1: Well, look they can do this because I'm a DJs.
Speaker 1: Well it's also that and when I wear hats, they
Speaker 1: all of them start sliding that way if I with head.
Speaker 3: Times, because anytime you have a hat on your head,
Speaker 3: there's a ninety eight percent chance you go into your
Speaker 3: bed and take a four hour nap and you smush.
Speaker 1: It once you're literally like, I have a misshapen head.
Speaker 2: You do.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I was gonna say, I've been looking you recently,
Speaker 3: and every time I see you, your head.
Speaker 2: Is like a little more morphed.
Speaker 1: Thank you, yeah, thank you for validating.
Speaker 3: My experience because and then I'm like, oh, my god,
Speaker 3: in his sleep, is somebody like mushing his head like
Speaker 3: Plato or like putting him in one of those casts
Speaker 3: that you put a pumpkin in when it grows, so
Speaker 3: it could be a different shape.
Speaker 2: Do you like lock your head into one of those?
Speaker 1: Your cat loves me more than you know.
Speaker 3: That's just not true. I come back and she's literally
Speaker 3: gonna forget you exist.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 3: I just found out recently, like I always was told
Speaker 3: by like doctors and psychiatrists and therapists like, oh you
Speaker 3: have PTSD. You have PTSD, And I was like, oh, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I have PTSD. But then I went to the guy
Speaker 3: tocologist and they said it to me too, and I
Speaker 3: was like, what does that mean? Like I've heard this
Speaker 3: so many times? And then I was like, do I
Speaker 3: have like something I don't know about? And she was like, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: PTSD stands for a pussy too stinky disorder.
Speaker 2: And I didn't know that. But this whole time.
Speaker 3: I thought I like had the one where I've gone
Speaker 3: through something, and I was like, yeah, that makes a
Speaker 3: lot of sense.
Speaker 2: She wasn't like that bad.
Speaker 3: But it's literally like no, like the second you stood
Speaker 3: in the room, I could just like I could talk.
Speaker 1: I was just about this. I was just about to say, like,
Speaker 1: especially more recently, like when you come into the room,
Speaker 1: it like fills the air. It's like a thick odor
Speaker 1: that just kind of like it like settles in like
Speaker 1: a three inch like line across the room that you
Speaker 1: just kind of like walk through in it like just
Speaker 1: it's all you can smell it.
Speaker 2: It's like that.
Speaker 3: Trick where you have like a plastic wrap at the door,
Speaker 3: except like my PTSD stench.
Speaker 1: Is like yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, I realized I used.
Speaker 3: To think, like I got vapor rube recently, so I
Speaker 3: keep mistaking like smudges of vapor rub for my PTSD fluids.
Speaker 3: But it's like it's it's super different, but the texture
Speaker 3: is like the same.
Speaker 1: Huh, we need to get that fixed.
Speaker 2: Earth is the worst named planet I've decided.
Speaker 1: Also Earth Earth. Oh no, it's named after Earth Cafe
Speaker 1: in another day.
Speaker 3: Oh oh okay, yeah, then that makes a little more sense,
Speaker 3: because I was like, it's kind of like Earth is
Speaker 3: an that somebody gives themselves as a nickname after they
Speaker 3: find out.
Speaker 2: That all their friends have really good nicknames from their
Speaker 2: other friends. It's like, oh, Saturn, girth.
Speaker 1: Earth is in girth. You ever thought about that?
Speaker 2: Do you know how to spell girth?
Speaker 1: It's well, listen, I know how to spell girth. It's
Speaker 1: g e A r t h E. But if you listen,
Speaker 1: it's in the word. Yes, we need to bring back
Speaker 1: the ugly laws that got banned in nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 1: That is not there were ugly laws you they are
Speaker 1: in big No. I swear to God, there were ugly
Speaker 1: laws that got banned in nineteen seventy four that if
Speaker 1: you were too ugly looking and we're seen by a
Speaker 1: police officer, they would find you twenty dollars. And it's
Speaker 1: not true.
Speaker 2: The members of the Beatles and they were not in dow.
Speaker 1: That's why they that's why everyone was wearing suits and
Speaker 1: dressed up nights. It was actually more of a like
Speaker 1: classes thing, like if you or but they called them
Speaker 1: the ugly laws because like, if you looked ugly and
Speaker 1: weren't dressed nice, they would ban you. But we need
Speaker 1: to bring that ship back low key because I've been
Speaker 1: seeing some scary bitches out in public recently. Specifically, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not eve gonna say that.
Speaker 3: No, I know exactly what you mean, specifically, because we
Speaker 3: don't like, we don't even have to go in public
Speaker 3: to see it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes we just.
Speaker 1: Like it's just in our fate, like our work.
Speaker 2: Is just like putting us in that position.
Speaker 4: That sucks. Who is it?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 4: Who is the ugly person? Because that sounds annoying.
Speaker 1: The white man.
Speaker 2: And not the cool one.
Speaker 4: Who are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Well, let's just say we're talking about the white man
Speaker 2: who is straight in the room.
Speaker 1: Oh so me, Yeah, yeah, it's me.
Speaker 3: It's me.
Speaker 1: It's been me. I needed the ugly, the ugly one.
Speaker 1: I'm the ugly one that the ugly laws passed.
Speaker 3: Those laws need to come back, and we need to
Speaker 3: implement a new law while we're at.
Speaker 2: It, that couples are not allowed to go to dinner together.
Speaker 3: You're not allowed to be out at dinner together if
Speaker 3: you just started dating, because you're actually the worst person ever,
Speaker 3: and like, why the fuck are you sitting on the
Speaker 3: same side of the table. That's really fucking embarrassing. Also,
Speaker 3: that's like the least in like convenient O Drew.
Speaker 2: Hello Crew, Drew.
Speaker 4: True, You're right, that.
Speaker 2: Was probably him just like doing that so he can
Speaker 2: hit his pop bar offscreen.
Speaker 4: Through exhil right now.
Speaker 1: No, that was I'm good.
Speaker 2: Do you have a puff bar? You literally have a puff.
Speaker 4: Bar in your bed?
Speaker 1: I don't look.
Speaker 2: Whoa Your room is a fucking disaster.
Speaker 1: I did laundry. I did laundry, and it was well,
Speaker 1: all of it was clean already, but I did it
Speaker 1: dirty clothes touched my clean clothes. I just don't have
Speaker 1: enough hangers. So I have like a pile of clean
Speaker 1: clothes on the floor of my closet that is laid
Speaker 1: out perfectly and beautifully on his caoset. And then I
Speaker 1: just was like, I'm just gonna wash everything again. So
Speaker 1: I did and I didn't. That's also a reason why
Speaker 1: I know I'm like hello to press right now is
Speaker 1: because I didn't wash my Paris bags until literally yesterday.
Speaker 1: So that's my vibe.
Speaker 2: Not to be a bitch, but you kind of just
Speaker 2: do that. Kim of just like doesn't clean it's clothes, Okay.
Speaker 1: I know you bitches are mad, did.
Speaker 2: Like literally not a single person was, like I wish
Speaker 2: I had.
Speaker 1: I guarantee someone was, I guarantee it. I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: about that thing where I fell asleep earlier.
Speaker 3: Well, every five months, I've realized I have to go
Speaker 3: through the grief of the fact that I missed Baychella,
Speaker 3: Like it's actually.
Speaker 2: The only thing in my life that brings me true fomo.
Speaker 1: And that's why we have to go see Sizza and
Speaker 1: then miatio Se Beyonce, I know.
Speaker 3: But mainly Beyonce, Like if I had to pick between
Speaker 3: the two, like I think, says will go on tour
Speaker 3: again so we'll have a chance to see her. But
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, Like when I see videos of Beyonce
Speaker 3: at Coachella, it actually like send shivers through my body.
Speaker 2: But I just want to also.
Speaker 3: Publicly announce I will not be going to Coachella this year.
Speaker 3: You actually couldn't, Like you couldn't drag me there.
Speaker 2: I would just kill.
Speaker 1: Myself drag me, says. I want to go to Coachella
Speaker 1: because I want to see Frank Ocean and I want
Speaker 1: to see b York back to back because that would
Speaker 1: be hilarious as fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot, like see I was so tunneled in
Speaker 3: that just like Frank was playing, I was just like
Speaker 3: I just can't.
Speaker 2: I can't do that, but yeah York is playing.
Speaker 3: But I don't know. Sometimes I'm like, I think like
Speaker 3: waiting out and praying that the person goes on tours
Speaker 3: better than seeing them.
Speaker 2: At a festival, because like it's just too much, dude,
Speaker 2: I literally hate coach.
Speaker 1: Festival concerts are so much more different, like set wise
Speaker 1: than like going on tour. But maybe that would be
Speaker 1: good for someone like b York because like I don't
Speaker 1: really love Beyorke's new albums, and I feel like if she.
Speaker 2: Oh she'll do the classics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she'll play the classics. So that's why I'm like,
Speaker 1: well I want to see that. Because when we got
Speaker 1: to see Drake and they k word on that concert,
Speaker 1: like I think it is the word now, Like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the y word. I was so over the moon anestatic
Speaker 1: because it was like literally all the greatest hits of
Speaker 1: all time.
Speaker 2: Yeah right right, and I.
Speaker 1: Had sex with both of the beckstage.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Not a lot of people are talking about.
Speaker 2: That after you said that on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Remember, they strictly reached out to us and they said,
Speaker 3: do not mention that again, and you just mentioned it again.
Speaker 1: So are you saying that we're not allowed to talk
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 2: You're the one who started it.
Speaker 1: No, No, we're not allowed to talk about the legal
Speaker 1: ongoing legal battle that we.
Speaker 4: Have with them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're the one mentioning the situation.
Speaker 3: So now it's already like we're already Fox.
Speaker 1: Well, let's just say this. Their lawyers reached out and said,
Speaker 1: I was lying that they didn't have a threesome with
Speaker 1: Drake and Kanye backstage at the concert. I have video proof,
Speaker 1: and I am willing to air that. YE have video proof, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And it was nasty, dirty, disgusting, stinky sex, Like it
Speaker 1: was really gross like and it was awesome and fun
Speaker 1: in a blast and yeah, I was very surprised by
Speaker 1: like their stamina, like it was.
Speaker 3: It was really amazing, especially after a show that long,
Speaker 3: Like it is pretty impressive.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I we're not allowed to talk about it.
Speaker 1: They're trying to sue me. I'm in a counter suit
Speaker 1: and y'all will probably never see me on this podcast
Speaker 1: again because I'm countersuing for seventy million dollars.
Speaker 4: Damn. I want to get my back blown out of Coachella, Like,
Speaker 4: where's my backshot Mania at Coachella?
Speaker 3: Shot Mania, logo Mania, where's my mania?
Speaker 1: About the Yeah, isn't that weird? Yeah? That is Okay.
Speaker 1: I have this written down and tell me if you
Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. But I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is a universal experience for everyone on TikTok for you
Speaker 1: page right now. But have you all been seeing a
Speaker 1: bunch of videos of people with top topical Sarah topical
Speaker 1: steroid withdrawal syndrome.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've seen it a bunch because it's a huge
Speaker 3: thing with the eggs mundy muddy. Yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I was like, oh my god. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do is I'm going to if someone
Speaker 1: does me dirty.
Speaker 2: But like you are so annoying.
Speaker 1: If someone does me dirty, right, I'm going to sneak
Speaker 1: into their house every night and put the eczema cream
Speaker 1: exema steroid cream on their body for six months and
Speaker 1: get me.
Speaker 3: I wonder how much you would have to like slather
Speaker 3: on there, Like I wonder if I.
Speaker 1: Would make sure I got it and I would get
Speaker 1: them addicted to it, and then when they're mean to
Speaker 1: me one last time after six months, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: take them off of it secretly, and they're going to
Speaker 1: go into full blown steroid cream withdraw what happened, and
Speaker 1: their skin is going to fall off. It's actually really
Speaker 1: jarring and it's really sad, and I feel bad for
Speaker 1: the people going through it because it's really unfair. And
Speaker 1: the doctors don't warn people that their steroid cream for
Speaker 1: their exema can cause them to go into withdraw and
Speaker 1: their skin on like their specifically their face and their groins,
Speaker 1: and can affect any part of your body, but a
Speaker 1: lot of it is focused on the face and on
Speaker 1: your like genitals, the like skin flakes off and gets
Speaker 1: like crusty and like it's it's it's not a pretty sight.
Speaker 1: And I feel bad for these people because like their
Speaker 1: doctors don't warn them that the steroid kaream can cause
Speaker 1: a withdrawal symptom, and it's just dangerous. Like it makes
Speaker 1: me pass that it's not with me.
Speaker 4: I mean, you can change that.
Speaker 1: I've been hiding my upper lip for so long that
Speaker 1: when I see my mustache like this, it's scary as fuck.
Speaker 3: You have nice lips, though there are some people with
Speaker 3: oh hi, I love my lips.
Speaker 2: Well, Also, I'm at the point of my.
Speaker 5: Life where I just be farting with noise canceling headphones
Speaker 5: on and I literally couldn't give a fuck, Like like
Speaker 5: I really like, I do not give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Like I was at the airport and I let big
Speaker 2: ass part with my headphones on it. I just kept walking.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't like to press this.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, Yeah, we were playing basketball and he like dribbled
Speaker 4: up to me and they like turned around and farted
Speaker 4: like on my leg, and it.
Speaker 3: Was I he would actually come bust. He would be
Speaker 3: so fucking annoyed and pissed that he would fucking die.
Speaker 2: I think Andrew gets to going far on everybody.
Speaker 4: I think you had some sort of a breakthrough because
Speaker 4: you've been farting into the mic. You've been farting in
Speaker 4: my mouth.
Speaker 2: I don't think he didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that clip was gonna be fucking left
Speaker 1: in of me shifting into the goddamn mic. And when
Speaker 1: I saw it on TikTok, I was like really humiliated. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't listen to that section, so I
Speaker 1: didn't realize it was I completely forgot I had done that.
Speaker 1: But I'm glad it stayed in so people could see
Speaker 1: the real me because I'm fun, I'm playingful, I'm fun
Speaker 1: and playful. I fart, I fart to everybody. Uh, my
Speaker 1: mind is a prison.
Speaker 2: It's not, though you if you think about it, you're
Speaker 2: your mind is a lovely retreat.
Speaker 1: No, it's a prison, and I will that you're.
Speaker 2: Being sent to against your will for a month and
Speaker 2: hopefully you.
Speaker 1: Come back exactly. It's like the nature retreats that they
Speaker 1: send out like bad kids to and abuse them for
Speaker 1: a month, which is also scary as fuck.
Speaker 2: That which I think we should send you to one
Speaker 2: of those. Though for your puff.
Speaker 1: Bar Loki, I would actually probably survive and thrive in
Speaker 1: that situation. Well, you wouldn't love the forest. I love
Speaker 1: the woods. I love it so much.
Speaker 2: I do think that's what we need. I think when
Speaker 2: I get back, we need to like go and like
Speaker 2: be in nature tree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, before Washington, we should cruise up and stay in
Speaker 1: like Sequoia for a few days.
Speaker 2: Sequoia, Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 4: Good? Sounds good?
Speaker 1: But I just did the Tanna tongue challenge.
Speaker 2: Let me see your tongue.
Speaker 1: I just have a depressed tongue. Or not the dehydrated tongue.
Speaker 1: People like juice tongue so whitejeuwe tongue so white. No,
Speaker 1: I just brush my teeth. I just have a dehydrat.
Speaker 3: Well, like you counter act that if you just brush
Speaker 3: your teeth and then your first drink and meal is pepsi.
Speaker 2: And taki, so then you have a white ass tongue. Bitch.
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say, talk about just without naming names,
Speaker 1: that little key we had after recording the Pairs episode
Speaker 1: last week was the most diabolical, rantid vibe I've ever
Speaker 1: been a part of in my entire life. And that's
Speaker 1: all I'll say. Uh, just know that it was awful.
Speaker 1: I've never felt like that in my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was something.
Speaker 3: I think I'm past the point of wanting to put
Speaker 3: myself in awkward situations. I feel like when I was
Speaker 3: really young, that was funny because it was like, dude,
Speaker 3: this is so awkward and weird, like why am I here?
Speaker 3: But now I'm at the point where we're like, no,
Speaker 3: I would much rather be with people who I actually
Speaker 3: don't want to kill my self around because of uncomfortable
Speaker 3: and hold on, I'm about myself.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll just say this real quick. And also like
Speaker 1: that vibe was so crazy and I wanted to like
Speaker 1: key with those people so hard because I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to give you the benefit of the doubt,
Speaker 1: like for some reason, like y'all are both like kind
Speaker 1: of bullied online and hated and like just like it's
Speaker 1: I want to just like get to know you. And
Speaker 1: one of them, I was thoroughly surprised by their behavior.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, wow, like you get it, like
Speaker 1: you can hang. And then the other one, I was like,
Speaker 1: and off that damn phone and talk to me please,
Speaker 1: like I want to know you. I want to get
Speaker 1: to know you, please, please please please. So yeah, and
Speaker 1: this doesn't This sucks because I'm not able to say
Speaker 1: who these fucking people are because I don't want them
Speaker 1: to think that I don't like them. But yeah, it
Speaker 1: was awful and I don't like aaron people's business and
Speaker 1: shit out online unless it's Leonardo DiCaprio or Shaan Mindez
Speaker 1: spitting on me what I just said, Shawn Mindez spit
Speaker 1: on me, Sumi pitch SueMi bitch.
Speaker 3: The thing is like, realistically, if anybody heard the like jokes,
Speaker 3: we tell them they were like I'm going to sue them.
Speaker 2: I would actually be shocked because I'd be like.
Speaker 3: Dude, you were crazy, because we literally I don't think
Speaker 3: I've ever sent anything real in my life.
Speaker 1: I have, and Shawn Mindes spit on me. Well one time,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm telling this story right now, when
Speaker 1: when you haven't done.
Speaker 2: A single goddam thing. I can't believe I'm saying this
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: When I was like probably it was just I was
Speaker 1: just learning how to like toddle around, so I don't
Speaker 1: know how old I was that I wasn't speaking in
Speaker 1: Me and Madeline had beta fishes and one day we
Speaker 1: thought it was a good idea to replace the water
Speaker 1: in our beta fish tank with a two meter Coca
Speaker 1: Cola bottle.
Speaker 2: There's no way this is real, and.
Speaker 1: We got our ass beat.
Speaker 2: I beat your ass too well. One time we had
Speaker 2: a really big, fucking uh sucker fish. What are they called?
Speaker 2: Like catfish? We had a realish.
Speaker 3: We had a big sucker fish and it died and
Speaker 3: it was huge, How big, fuck you bitch, bigger than you?
Speaker 3: But it was fucking humongous and it died and we
Speaker 3: were like on and our dad wasn't home, so we
Speaker 3: flushed him down the toilet and then it clogged the
Speaker 3: toilet and we were too scared to tell my dad,
Speaker 3: and then we were like, oh, we think we like
Speaker 3: put too much toilet paper in the toilet because we
Speaker 3: didn't think that if he tried to fix it, he
Speaker 3: would see the fish, and he literally undid it and
Speaker 3: the fish was just like suctioned and stuck to the pipe,
Speaker 3: like right under the toilet. That is hilarious, so bad
Speaker 3: because we let it go by for like four days.
Speaker 2: We just kept using my dad and we're like wha.
Speaker 3: We're like, we don't want to get in trouble, eh, and.
Speaker 2: It smelled so bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, the last thing I'll say before it into we're done.
Speaker 1: Those two bitches are dead to me. They're gonna rot
Speaker 1: in hell and they're gonna be eaten by merely worms.
Speaker 1: And it might it may be at my own hand.
Speaker 3: I may.
Speaker 1: Killed them. What oh I thought you left? I was
Speaker 1: just joking.
Speaker 2: No, I literally didn't. And you're actually stupid for thing
Speaker 2: that I would leave.
Speaker 1: Like do what the fucked up nose too? I got
Speaker 1: a big ass nose I got I have like a
Speaker 1: big face and a giant nose. And if my face
Speaker 1: was normal sized and my nose stayed the same size,
Speaker 1: it would be giant on my head.
Speaker 2: You're way too like going in on your appearance recently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just insecure. I think you know what could.
Speaker 2: Fix that up. So here's what we'll do. We'll give
Speaker 2: you some high My eye is like, what are you
Speaker 2: even pointing out?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Now you're just like a little bit just I think
Speaker 3: what it is you haven't seen people and long enough
Speaker 3: that like you forgot what human faces look like, and
Speaker 3: now you're a bit like confused by your own face.
Speaker 1: I love you, okay, but keep going on my filler journey.
Speaker 1: I do want to know.
Speaker 2: Okay, So there's a do. We can get you some
Speaker 2: bugle fat.
Speaker 3: All right, We'll get you some bugle fat, and then
Speaker 3: what is it like, We'll get you an eyebrow lift.
Speaker 3: We'll get you some filler like all along here, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I get some some bones in there. And then after
Speaker 3: bugle fat, we'll do some lip filler. We'll get your
Speaker 3: lips nice and plump.
Speaker 1: I don't you've looked really pretty right now? And I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm literally not even joking. I just realized that
Speaker 1: you always look so good on these episodes. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, it's because I look better when the camera is
Speaker 3: directly in front of me and when it's at the
Speaker 3: side of me. It's actually the most shocking thing I've
Speaker 3: ever seen in my life, Like I look best with
Speaker 3: a camera in front of me slightly angled up, like
Speaker 3: it could be better, Like if it was like like this,
Speaker 3: it would be perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just normal. Yeah. I was thinking about getting
Speaker 1: a photox in my master muscles to kind of like
Speaker 1: relax them a little bit because I do just hold
Speaker 1: my mouth really hard together and I have I'm.
Speaker 2: Pretty sure maybe did that and have the opposite effect.
Speaker 3: Like she was told that she grinded her teeth, so
Speaker 3: she went and gotten it and it had the opposite effect,
Speaker 3: so like it.
Speaker 2: Made her face like wider, and then she had ton
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: I think that filler and botox is all a scam.
Speaker 3: I think that we need to just accept that you
Speaker 3: look the way you look, and that is fine, and
Speaker 3: it is if it's different, it's different, and that's a
Speaker 3: positive note.
Speaker 1: I mean, like this, I look sexy. No, I would
Speaker 1: literally never.
Speaker 3: Kind of look like you're like stretching your shoulder because
Speaker 3: you pulled a muscle when you do that.
Speaker 1: I did, I actually did hurt my shoulder last night
Speaker 1: before bed. I was like, damn, why is my shoulder
Speaker 1: fucking hurt right now?
Speaker 3: But I need to get a better mattress because I've
Speaker 3: been sleeping on my side.
Speaker 2: A lot and my back hurts so bad.
Speaker 3: But my bed is like too uncomfortable to life like
Speaker 3: on with my back on it?
Speaker 1: All right, I think, oh no, no, no, no, I have
Speaker 1: one more thing to say, so well insert the video.
Speaker 1: But I figured out why imagine dragons are so popular.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when I was like, there has to
Speaker 1: be something to it. There has to be something that
Speaker 1: we're not fully understanding, Like why are they selling out stadiums?
Speaker 1: Why are their songs so stream Why do their music
Speaker 1: videos have so many fucking views? You know what it is?
Speaker 1: Not only is it like a Mormon thing, but also
Speaker 1: he is like the hottest man alive. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, but he is like the hottest man I've
Speaker 1: ever seen in my entire life.
Speaker 2: And I'm not just on you on that because.
Speaker 1: It's really really, really shocking, And that's the reason why
Speaker 1: here I'm sending you the video and question hold on,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and yea, I almost sent the picture
Speaker 1: that I edited. Hold on, I'll just show you real
Speaker 1: quick on here, kybler, this.
Speaker 2: That is like actually like terrifying.
Speaker 1: Oh god, Ky, did I show you that yesterday?
Speaker 4: No, I've never seen that. I would have remembered if
Speaker 4: I saw that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what it's referencing, right, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: But I showed you on FaceTime when I was like,
Speaker 1: I have to see your reactiontion to it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that is.
Speaker 2: Ew he's Grossky.
Speaker 1: Did you watch the video in Emerone's intercom chat?
Speaker 4: What video? Always the imagine dragons one? Yeah, his body
Speaker 4: goes kind of crazy for me.
Speaker 3: His body is like lit, I guess, but like it
Speaker 3: look like really look at his face.
Speaker 2: He's just like a guy.
Speaker 4: Like kind of just like a guy in Game of Thrones.
Speaker 4: M Yeah, he does have like a like a townsman,
Speaker 4: like a villager, like an extra game.
Speaker 2: The way he's moving imaginnoying. Imagine that's like the weekend though.
Speaker 1: Imagine being like repressed Mormon and going to a concert and.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I would score. I would score big time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would score big time. If I didn't have access
Speaker 3: to like like actually like hot men in my life?
Speaker 1: Girls?
Speaker 4: What no, no, huh no, no no, no please, because
Speaker 4: I'm one now I'm wondering about all that stuff all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 2: Well, you should use your fucking iPhone and google it.
Speaker 2: You got him, freak.
Speaker 4: I have parental girls on our phone.
Speaker 1: Girls, just don't squirk. Okay, okay, okay, let's do some media.
Speaker 1: Mine is is Bullshit by Perfect Chow, Solaris twelve fifteen,
Speaker 1: twenty two five by Foxy DK, and Coral by Downhill
Speaker 1: two KO one, which is that the guy you're friends
Speaker 1: with Kai.
Speaker 4: I know, I'm on the internet. We like follow each other.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, yeah, Because that I just popped up
Speaker 1: and I recommended it and I was like, this son
Speaker 1: is fucking.
Speaker 4: He's super talented. He's a really good And.
Speaker 1: Then for movies and show I just rewatched Mob's Psycho
Speaker 1: season one, loved it. I watched a couple more animes
Speaker 1: that I was like, oh, this is kind of lit.
Speaker 1: And then for like the movie, I haven't seen it
Speaker 1: yet and I've been begging every Oh I saw Creed
Speaker 1: three and that show you watched Read three It follows
Speaker 1: I had to. I feel like three.
Speaker 3: Just being shoved down my throat by the media in
Speaker 3: a crazy way. Ever, where I've gone, I've seen it.
Speaker 3: They have a Fortnite skin for Creed three. Why is
Speaker 3: there a Fortnite skin for Creed?
Speaker 1: And yeah, you should watch it because Michael B. Jordan
Speaker 1: is peak form.
Speaker 2: He is like, oh well yeah, He's like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: saw his hot.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: It was really crazy. It was. It was a fun movie.
Speaker 1: It was like the worst movie I've ever seen, but
Speaker 1: simultaneously the most fun I've ever had in a movie.
Speaker 1: Like it was kind of like behind.
Speaker 2: On movies to be watching a movie just because I'm
Speaker 2: a little horny. I have too many.
Speaker 1: Movies to watch. You need to you need to watch
Speaker 1: that one. And then I've been wanting to watch so badly.
Speaker 1: I forget what it's called. It's called like clothes or
Speaker 1: something like that. It's an A twenty four movie. You
Speaker 1: probably did.
Speaker 2: Literally you don't know what that is? Like what you
Speaker 2: don't know?
Speaker 1: I said, I've been meaning to watch it, and apparently
Speaker 1: it's like kind of like a masterpiece and it like,
Speaker 1: I just don't.
Speaker 2: Know how you know what A twenty four is?
Speaker 1: I made a twenty four babes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you made a Catalini in your pants?
Speaker 1: Oh girl, what the fuck are you even saying?
Speaker 4: What? How many grams?
Speaker 1: Twenty four pack? But Close is apparently really cute and
Speaker 1: will make you cry your eyes out?
Speaker 2: Oh oh wait, yeah, we were gonna go watch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we haven't yet. My rols, Leo and Remy
Speaker 1: have always been incredibly closed, but they drift apart after
Speaker 1: the intimacy of their friendship is questioned by schoolmates. When
Speaker 1: tragedy strikes, one is forced to confront why the dis
Speaker 1: themselves from his closest friend. I think we can all
Speaker 1: gather while I want to watch that one, because you
Speaker 1: why I tugy fas.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, well, my media of the week has been
Speaker 3: still watching The Sopranos.
Speaker 2: Right, I got start this week. I'm gonna start.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put it aside and start Succession because I'm
Speaker 3: really nervous for when it starts and all my friends
Speaker 3: are watching it and trying to talk about it around me,
Speaker 3: and then I'm just like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, it comes out in like two days, huh not.
Speaker 2: Two days and like two weeks, you fucking bitch, You
Speaker 2: fucking idiots. On the twenty six You fucking stupid bitch. Exactly.
Speaker 2: You need to get a life and fucking find people
Speaker 2: in your life who love you, because I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck about you.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: I thought he was gonna fart again too, dude.
Speaker 3: Look at him having to step over everything on the
Speaker 3: color of the room, Like he literally had to like traverse.
Speaker 4: Name one object in this picture?
Speaker 2: All right, nice dude, Yeah, I guess you can't name
Speaker 2: one object. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: My media the week is I love this life.
Speaker 4: I swear like a little bit of like puff puff
Speaker 4: vape just appeared and it looked like stock footage.
Speaker 2: Oh he's he's blowing it in.
Speaker 4: He looks like a cartoon.
Speaker 1: It's the ghost of Drew.
Speaker 2: He just killed himself. I just killed my soul. Yeah,
Speaker 2: why is the ghost of Drew announcing himself?
Speaker 4: I don't even think he can He can't hear.
Speaker 1: Us hanging in the closet. I'm hanging in your closet.
Speaker 1: So when you come home you find me, and it's
Speaker 1: all because you said no one loves me.
Speaker 2: Like, what's grosses? He's home alone doing that? And also
Speaker 2: what's grosses?
Speaker 3: He's just using this as some excuse to like hit
Speaker 3: his puff bar, but times okay, my media is I
Speaker 3: Love This Life by The Blue Nile, Folk Song by
Speaker 3: The Sunday's Polly Blue by Jessica Pratt, Total Interferencia by
Speaker 3: Charlie Garcias.
Speaker 2: And that's it. Oh and I've been listening to Choose
Speaker 2: You by Project Pat a lot again. And that's it
Speaker 2: for this episode.
Speaker 3: I guess we're gonna outra It without Drew because he seemingly.
Speaker 2: Has ended his life.
Speaker 3: Guys, I guess the coast of Drew still cares about
Speaker 3: his job, so that's interesting. Thank you guys so much
Speaker 3: for listening, and we'll see you