WEBVTT - For Facts Sake! with Weezy and Eddie 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:03.760 Hey you, thanks for checking out for Facts Sake podcast today. 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:06.520 I'm Wheezy and my co host Eddie and I would 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:08.039 really love it if you could just take a moment 0:00:08.080 --> 0:00:11.040 to rate this podcast, write us a review on iTunes. 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:13.280 We would appreciate it. We would love you for it. 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:15.760 And if you want to keep talking to us, hit 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:18.200 us up on our Twitter or our Instagram and be 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:21.120 here every Tuesday because we're gonna keep giving you more 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:37.720 episodes that are fun as fuck enjoy podcast. So for 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:41.600 anyone who's listening right we're recording remotely Eddies in l 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:47.559 am in New York. That it's just a reaction that 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:52.040 happens with vegan food and and you know, you have 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:55.120 to clap to make a placeholder for the audio. And 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:57.440 for some reason, it's just like my clap is not 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:59.440 on B and I feel like i'd be on BE 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:02.800 but I don't know. Your clap has way more sold 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:04.840 than my clap. You go like you put some like 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:07.399 attitude in it, and I go like this, I go 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:10.280 like this, like I just want to kill a fly. 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:14.000 I want to kill a fly, but I also I 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:17.759 hate that I'm murdering another animal. You know, Oh, there's 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:21.440 a religion called jayani is Um that I studied where 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:24.360 they're like, they totally don't they don't believe in killing anything, 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:27.520 so they like, well, legit, walk barefoot without shoes in 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:31.160 case they like step on an end. Are you serious? Huh? 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.840 This is also what I would like to call WPS. 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:40.160 How you been, How you feeling? How was your day? Well? 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:44.720 Shall we start with wh whoa? Okay? Okay, So we 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:46.759 have a segment on the show called who what Where? 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:50.240 Basically an opportunity for us or one of us, to 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.640 at least rant let it out because we all had 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:56.480 situations like that where someone's in your way or someone 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:59.520 bothers you with its social media and life for someone 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:04.120 on the street read whoever? So what happened a bit? 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:10.239 Like I said, her name was Fawn, not Dawn, but Fawn. 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:14.360 That's where we really fucked up. Let me just start 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:17.480 by saying, I'm gonna keep using my Apple product, but 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:19.960 I'm allowed to talk to and I'm so tired of 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:21.959 people with androids, like I vent it on Twitter for 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:25.360 a second and then shut the funk up. Those goddamp 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:28.240 phones blew up and we ain't forget about it, So 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:31.519 just leave me alone. So anyway, I wake up, I'm 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.119 doing my thing, I'm on my spin bike and everything's 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:36.880 going fine, and then suddenly my iPhone is acting weird. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:41.800 I'm like, let me restart it. Yeah, the latest one, 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:45.400 ten X whatever, the three camera ship. Okay, So I 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:48.480 reboot it and it just stays in the Apple and 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:51.120 I was like, I'm not going to freak out. Let 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:54.040 me give it a minute. I come back after a shower. 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:55.880 Still was like, that's a lie. I didn't take a 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:58.519 shower today. I came back after just or whatever. I 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:00.359 don't know what I did. I just felt like a sounded. 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:04.600 So you're filthy, you're sweaty, you're pissed. Your phone isn't working. 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:09.040 Oh man, I wish I was there, so far away, 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:13.799 wish I was there. So let me just tell you 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:16.920 how bad this was. So I couldn't work, tried to 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:18.919 reboot it, plugged in the computer, tried to restore it 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.519 wasn't working. So what do I do? I go on? 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:24.680 I thought I could chat with someone. You can't. However, 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:27.360 they would like to send you a text message to 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:29.920 your phone. Wait a second, make sure you did you 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:33.400 do the Apple support chat on the Yeah, you know 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:34.839 what I went on that one time and I asked 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:36.600 them one of them out on a date. I think 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:41.040 it got really weird. She said like well, I'm like, hey, 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.360 what are you? What are you up to? And she's like, well, 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:44.680 I'm in San Francisco. Oh cool, I'm not that far away. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:48.080 If you ever in l A, let's hang out. She's like, 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:51.440 they are great on there though, Like I've had a 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:53.560 great conversation with a woman on there who helped me 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:55.880 with my computer, and I was like, you are my 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:58.760 girl for life. She was like yes, girl, like it 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:02.720 was fun and anyway, So I get on. I tried 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.680 to get on there, but there's they make you send 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.000 you know, attack to your phone, which is ironic because 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:10.640 I literally click the option that said phone won't power on. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:15.240 Y'all didn't think it as so whatever. Then it says 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:18.159 call support. How can I fucking call support without a 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.760 goddamn phone? So what do I do? I try to 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.719 do an audio call, but you can't do that unless 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:24.840 it's to like an eye message iPhone type of thing. 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:27.320 And then I download Google Voice so that I can 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:30.159 actually call through my computer. You can't call eight hundred 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:33.080 numbers on Google fucking Voice. So then what do I do? 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:38.520 My let mee. Everyone that's close to me has a 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:42.000 job during the day that they can't attend to me, 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:45.479 or because they're fucking busy, something like damn, who could 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.640 I use right now? So I call one of my 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:49.880 friends because I know she okay, it's the next trip. 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:54.160 What's up to? He's sucking working, he has a few 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.800 works in fintech, Like he can't get on the phone 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.160 and three way Apple for me, you know what I mean? 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:02.760 Because he's used sing it. So I call this bitch. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:08.120 She used to strip o who well she she was, 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:11.359 She is a stripper, but she can't strip right now 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.719 because of the quarantine. I'm like, she's definitely not going 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.080 to be using her phone but for anything but Instagram. 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:19.520 If I call her, she answers the phone like hello. 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:22.560 I'm like, bits, what's up? Don't really care what's up? 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:26.360 But I just need her to let me. So I'm like, look, 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:28.480 I've been wanting to send you a housewarming gift. I 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:30.640 know she just moved into a new place. I was like, 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:32.559 but I feel like it needs to be a trade 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.640 because we haven't talked in that long, because like, really, 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:36.560 tell me what you mean. I was like, you scratch 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:39.040 my back, I'll scratch yours. But I need you to 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:41.120 let me use your phone for an hour. So I 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:42.560 told her what was going on. I'm like, I need 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.600 you because mine jump talking through my computer because I 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:49.760 can't call anything. This all sounds like my nightmare. This 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:53.640 is my complete nightmare. The phone goes down. I'm like, 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.039 the idea of having to use someone else's to borrow 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.440 your phone for one hour just sounds Oh my god, 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:01.280 give me anxiety. And hearing this, She's like, how can 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:03.039 I let you use my phone? I'm like, all you 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:04.719 have to do is to stay on the phone, just 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:07.960 call Apple three way and just leave the phone. She's like, 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:11.400 all right, cool, no problems. So, because again I could 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.279 not through the computer calling a hundred numbers, Stripper's phone 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:17.000 got so many cool pictures in it. Probably I know, 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:20.800 if only I could really use her phone. So she 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:22.640 calls I don't know what She went to go do, 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:29.640 maybe practice, And I was a whole and fucking I 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:32.240 hear a voice come on after fifty seven minutes, and 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.360 I only know because that's what it's said on Google Boys. 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:36.880 So I run to the computer and I'm like, hi, Hi, Oh, 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:38.520 my god, I've been waiting so long. I'm so happy 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:41.720 you're here. Not an applely personality. I just want to say, 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.720 because normally they're like, well I'm here to house, so 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:47.080 fond didn't sound very like because like, yes, you're talking 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.720 to Fawn and how can I help you? I was like, oh, 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:55.919 is it Dawn? Fawn like a baby deer bitch, hold up, like, relax, Bambi. 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:03.640 I hate people have attitude about not it's not my fault. 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:07.600 I mean it's over the phone, like dude, like relax. 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:09.840 I don't have to know your name or the moment 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:11.720 you say it, especially if it's like sounds like another 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.920 word like is don You can't get offended? How can 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:17.320 you get offended? But you know you've got a hard 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:21.720 last name. Now I'm already fucking man right, like I'm mad, 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.880 and I'm just like okay, let me go, and I'm 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.760 like listen, I'm just trying to reboot my phone. I've 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:28.320 tried all the steps. I'm wondering if you can help 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:30.920 me with anything further. She's like, huh, you already tried 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:33.680 to reboot it. I'm like, yeah, well, the only thing 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:35.280 you could do is a hard reset. I was like, right, 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:38.000 I know that, but I wonder if maybe there's another 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.280 step that you could see that I can't. She's like, no, 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:44.560 you named him. Huh Oh, Now I'm pissed. I was like, 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:46.800 hold on. But then I'm like, let me not get 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:50.520 beside myself, because I need to different help me. I said, 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:52.920 I just want to know because I feel like if 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:55.800 I walked into an Apple store, somebody would be able 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:58.440 to help me in a way that I can't help myself. 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:01.000 All I've been using is that unity word on Apple. 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:03.320 I waited on hold for an hour before I wipe 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.360 out everything in my phone. Is there just one more 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:08.160 step I haven't named? You could tell me the pauses 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:15.160 for like ten sex only say now what? Oh? Then 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:18.360 I lost it. I said, you know what? Does Apple 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.520 know that the ship you could do is the ship 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:23.040 that I can figure out on Google? Does Apple know? 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:26.480 I said? Is this a recorded line? Fawn? Oh? So 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:29.800 fucking yeah. That she doesn't sound like a genius to me. 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:32.079 She doesn't sound like she's much help. You know what's funny? 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.600 I hate when I hate when people like technical technical services. 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:38.680 They know you're vulnerable, You're the worst, You feel so handicapped, 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:42.240 and it's partly their fault because now you're so these 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:44.760 phones on you. And they asked you the simplest questions, 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:46.840 like one time my internet was out and I asked Spectrum, 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:48.440 I go, hey, my internet is not working, and I go, 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:53.800 is it plugged in? Dude, I'm gonna fucking strangle you. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:58.520 Has that ever worked? Has everyone been like whoa, whoa, 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.560 this thing needs power? I thought it was like a windmill. 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.040 Hold on, Andy, let me stop you there for a second. 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:07.080 I worked at a cell phone store, first for for 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:12.240 a telecommunications company seven years and in retail. I can't 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:16.760 say it on this podcast, so I mean, yeah, I 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:18.600 moved me to New York. I moved for their work, 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:20.840 for their corporate offices. But long story short, I was 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:22.960 in there one day. This is a true fucking story. 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.480 I sold this guy a brand new iPhone fives at 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:27.280 the time. I remember because it was an old color. 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:30.920 He was so excited, older guy, maybe seventies. He comes 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:32.680 in the next day and he almost throws the phone 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:34.319 and me, he goes, you sold me this phone. You 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.400 knew I didn't want to buy it, and it doesn't 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:39.640 power on, it doesn't do anything, and you told me 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:43.120 it had a brand new battery. And I said, sir, 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:47.040 white guy, old white guy. Oh yeah, old white guy. 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:50.120 He said, I said, you have a car, right you have? 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:51.880 You drove a car here he said yeah. I said, 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.160 and that might have a brand new battery when you 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:59.160 buy it. But do you put gas in it? Um? Yeah, 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:02.880 what's your point? Did you charge it? But he's like, 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:06.920 so I should put gas on my phone. I don't 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:09.920 need to charge it. It's a brand new battery. You know. 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:15.520 The people are down, so I don't. I don't. But 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:19.080 that guy, I will say he was rude. But sometimes 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:21.319 when I hear seven year old person who can't figure 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:25.320 out technology, I'm always like, all right, I get it. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:30.720 The world scary, these crazy little contracted My mom, dude, 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:34.120 My mom not only doesn't have a cell phone, she 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:40.000 has a landline, no call waiting. How old your mom? 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:43.280 That's not that old enough house, dude. And when I 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:45.240 hear about my friends and my girlfriend tells me about 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:47.000 her mom texting or stuff, I'm just like, I do 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:53.400 not have that problem. I I when I call my mom, 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.319 it's like I'm it's almost like I'm like on a 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:58.200 like I'm calling an Airline's like it's busy, Okay, I'll 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:02.080 try back in an hour. It's like what I'm telling 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:03.760 I can talk to Delta before I can talk to 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:07.120 my mom. It's insane. And I and I said, why 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:08.920 don't you get called waiting? What if it's an emergency? 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:11.000 Like well, if if they really want to talk to me, 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:15.360 they'll call me back. I'm like that is such an 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:19.520 and and over to say. And my number is on 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.720 a piece of paper on the fridge at home, and 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:25.560 a little booklet with my number and my brother's numbers 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:29.000 in life, I think even nine one ones in there, 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:32.600 Like why do you need to write just in case? 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:34.679 You never know? I might lose it? But there is 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:36.560 a freedom in that. Think about it, right, you could 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:39.880 compare my mom to you, right, obviously there's a huge 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:43.160 age difference, but she doesn't worry about her phone breaking down. 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:46.000 She doesn't worry about like apps. There's a freedom was 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:49.240 crippled today, you know how? Like in the all I 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:51.000 could think of was who the how the fund? Can 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.720 I get to Cupertino, California? Where the fun they make? 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:58.839 No phones? No? Yo? Isn't that what it says when 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:04.000 you turn it on? Pertino is a city in Santa 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:10.880 Clara County, almost known for Yes, I swear to you. 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.600 I almost I thought I was going to ship a brick. 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:19.600 I was so mad today it quit ruined my whole day. 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:22.600 Then let me just tell you how ship is bubbled up. Right, 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:27.079 here's the where you're sweaty, You're angry, get sweatier. Okay, 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:31.679 what happens where I'm in my apartment? Now I'm starting 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:33.800 to get hungry. I'm like, yo, I ain't got no 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.000 food in his motherfucker. But I can't leave because I'm 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.040 waiting for Apple to call me back through the computer 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:41.000 stripper phone. So what do I do? I'll let me 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:44.959 order some food. I go on Uber Ease, I did 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:47.640 my number. We just sent you a text to verify 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:51.280 it to you. Now I can't even eight without my phone. 0:12:51.640 --> 0:13:00.760 That's how dependent I am. Your fridge, nothing, this can 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:03.400 of wine that I'm drinking. Why do I have a 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:06.160 can of wine? You may ask why, I'm not going 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:09.480 to tell you. All I'm gonna say is that was 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.760 all I had. So now I'm sucking litt in here 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:14.720 because I've got a six pack can of peanut noir 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:18.560 wine and there's nothing else. I'm meaning crackers and wine 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:20.960 and just live it. It's like Jesus, you need a 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:24.200 full fridge. Man, you shouldn't. I'm not only to judge 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.280 you might have more sex toys and actual produce in 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:28.760 your fridge. I'm just saying that's a fact. I literally 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.200 could put you out three right now, and I have one. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:35.200 I don't know a lettuce. Here's the thing, though, you know, 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:39.400 when I do my grocery run, I go hard. You 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:42.320 know what I mean, because you've seen my stairs and 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:44.160 so just right now, I just don't want to go 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:46.319 up and down them. So I just ordered until I'm 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:51.240 ready for that kind of activity again. So recap that, 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:55.520 fawn bitch. Sorry, lady Fawn done. I don't care what 0:13:55.559 --> 0:14:00.280 your name is, dead don Donna the dead, where you're rman, 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:04.280 and what your phone? So you know, I I feel 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:05.599 for you. If my phone went down right now, I 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.040 don't know what I do. I would just like walk 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:10.160 into traffic or something. Dude, I couldn't even write you back. 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:11.840 You're like, oh, I thought you're gonna set up the Instagram. 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:13.200 I can't do with the phone. I was like, you know, 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:19.640 what fu him to? What have I been up to? 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:21.160 What have I before we get to our top, what 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:24.920 have I been up to? Well, I really I got 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:29.640 into a show. I'm like deep into a show right now, 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:34.320 and I love now. I'm not I'm not. I'm not 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:37.280 talking about our topic. The topic is related to TV. 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:41.920 But it's a show that maybe you wouldn't guess, but man, 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.440 I'm into it. And like I watched the last episode, 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.160 the first episode of the new season last night, I 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:53.560 was like, oh, yes, I love Insecure. Why I I 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:56.600 go for the writing, but I stay for the sex. 0:14:57.000 --> 0:15:01.400 Oh man, every episode some good a Nubian sex and 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:09.160 I right, oh god man, I loving it. Dude, I 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.040 love that show. And you know what's fun with my girlfriends? Like, 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:14.280 you're gonna love it? I will, I dude, I will 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:17.920 see this feels it feels real. It feels real. It's 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.680 like it's like it's like black Sex in the City 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:25.160 meets I don't know, like that like meets Master and None. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.040 It's I got a bunch of cool shows that I 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:28.840 like that are together, and I like Sex a City. 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:31.080 I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I I had a 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.000 girlfriend that was into it and I would and I 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:35.280 was like, I'm not gonna like this and then I'm like, Samantha, 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:37.360 I hope she really finds love and I hope, you know, 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:41.080 I hope Big finally comes around. Like what am I saying? Anyway, 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.520 so insecure, I got into it, and man, I'm like, 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:50.960 I love the show and Molly's toxic any hole? Uh Molly, dude, Molly, 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:55.480 I'm so glad that Brian Asian the next man. Yeah, 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:57.320 I'm glady. I'm glad he cut his hair. I was 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:58.880 a little bit like, he looks a little bit like 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:01.360 a Mortal Kombat character should cut it. I comes into 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.760 the whole like long hair thing. It was very like, 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:06.800 this is really this guy. This guy is a dream catcher. 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.760 This guy looks like he's I can't even spell Chakras, 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:16.160 but this guy gets it. Um but um But I 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:18.320 do like the show a lot. I like the show 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:21.360 and I just watched the Last Night too first time 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.560 or the new episode a new episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:28.200 I like it. And I will say this. Women know 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:29.800 what I'm talking about, all right. When I'm talking about 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:31.880 the show. It doesn't matter what race you are. When 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:35.880 you watch this show, you have to met that ices 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:40.040 clothes are amazing. She dresses well. All the women have 0:16:40.080 --> 0:16:44.440 amazing wardrobe. The men are terrible. I feel like that 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:48.400 man's wards of that show. Dude, some of the shirts 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:50.160 that these guys are wearing, Like, dude, you look like 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:55.720 in the arm brown shirt and Urmandy exchange mannequin please, 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:06.320 I honest to god, Batch shows. Sorry, watch a lot 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:11.199 of news. You know. When the girl walked into Lawrence 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.000 his apartment and he had on that brown shirt, I 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:18.280 was like, Wow, this is a very very very expensive production. 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:21.000 I mean, it's one of HBO's most popular shows. And 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:24.160 you guys thought The Brothers was the place for that. 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:28.040 You guys did the person who did wardrobe in this 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:31.639 show said, you know what, the shirt doesn't need sleeves. 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:35.480 So many guys and it doesn't matter to have arms 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:38.600 or not. I'm like, oh, that one tall guy, the 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:40.560 really tall guy who was in the open marriage. I'm sorry, 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:42.920 I'm ruining the show. Spoiler Gerona is he's a friend 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:45.120 of the show. We gotta have him on here too. Yeah, 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:50.320 he's uh he was seven tall, big guy six nine 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:52.520 is a big guy. I was like, this is a 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:54.960 good looking brother. He's a good looking guy. He's smooth, 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:57.440 he's sexy, and why did they put him in that 0:17:57.560 --> 0:18:02.120 shirt on. I don't know, he's got some weird my god, 0:18:02.240 --> 0:18:04.720 some of the tightest dress shirts and I'm sure he 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:08.920 got them and was like all right, you know, like 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:13.679 all right, it's a check dude. It's so funny. Like 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:16.520 I've been a fan of his for a while. And 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:19.520 when we interviewed him, he came in on horrible decisions. 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:24.280 I was like, Oh, I fucked this guy. Yeah, look 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:28.760 at the jeans. Okay, And then I watched Insecure because 0:18:28.760 --> 0:18:30.440 it was rolling at the time that we were interviewing it. 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:34.040 I was like, maybe not. I feel like you should 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:36.440 have some say so and I feel like he had none, 0:18:36.920 --> 0:18:40.480 and I I don't know, Maybe they just want the 0:18:40.480 --> 0:18:45.000 guys to look a little weird. Yeah, maybe, uh Lawrence. 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:46.919 Lawrence is a good looking dude. He's a good look. 0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:49.920 All the guys are very attractive on the show. Yeah. 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:51.280 I mean, I could set the guy that she the 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:54.439 t s, a guy that she sucked hard pass from him. 0:18:54.520 --> 0:18:56.119 He's I think he's a comic in New York. I 0:18:56.400 --> 0:19:00.399 think I met him once. Sorry, I mean, would I 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:02.359 would I be a great character on that show? Would 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:07.360 I be like Molly's interests? Yeah? I mean you can 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:11.560 see it. I mean I often get Latin Ryan Gosling. 0:19:11.600 --> 0:19:13.600 I'm not out loud, but I'm sure they're thinking it. 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:19.240 I would be a great interest girl. He's funny. I 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:24.280 can hear it anyway. I would dress better. You've got 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:27.080 the sports t voice, the newscaste voice. They'd be down. 0:19:27.320 --> 0:19:29.719 Yeah I could. I don't know. But Molly is toxic 0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:32.040 and every show I'm just shaking her head. Like you, 0:19:32.720 --> 0:19:36.679 no one can be happy unless she's happy. Okay, I 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:38.840 get it. And a lot of women have friends like that, 0:19:38.880 --> 0:19:40.800 where it's like you root for me, but you don't 0:19:40.840 --> 0:19:44.720 root for me unless you're doing well too. Come on, Eddie, 0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:51.879 come one sassy snapping on this show? Um, that kind 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:55.240 of LEAs kind of Let's let's lead into our topic 0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:58.120 because we talked about TV. We did yours from what where? 0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:00.399 Which is? And if you work for app bowl and 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:03.320 you can hook up Louise on this, please send her 0:20:03.320 --> 0:20:06.280 a phone, do something. We need her to have a phone. God, 0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:10.879 how can I instagrampa without it? I can't handle the 0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:13.760 distance between us and I. On top of that, her 0:20:13.800 --> 0:20:16.120 getting me back to me a v like hotmail? Help? 0:20:16.160 --> 0:20:21.360 I have no phone? Oh, it's a o L. Let's 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:24.240 keep going back to the topic at hand. So we 0:20:24.240 --> 0:20:26.639 talked about TV. We talked about a fun show Insecure, 0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:29.320 great show on HBO. New season came out. Not a 0:20:29.359 --> 0:20:30.879 sponsor the show, but if they want us to be 0:20:30.880 --> 0:20:36.879 a character, that'd be cool. Anyway, everyone's watching TV. Everyone's 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:40.880 at home watching almost too much TV. But there's one 0:20:40.960 --> 0:20:45.320 TV show that's I would say, sweep the nation, I mean, 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:49.200 not chest the nation a press conference. What do you mean, 0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:53.120 Donald Trump? Oh, yeah, he mentioned he mentioned um one 0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:57.320 TV show that I remember hearing rumblings about it when 0:20:57.359 --> 0:20:59.800 it first came out. I was like, really, and then 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:01.960 get into it, and then you look at your watch 0:21:02.000 --> 0:21:03.520 and you're like, dude, I've been up three in the morning. 0:21:03.560 --> 0:21:06.480 I watched the whole thing. It's it's it's a complete 0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:08.919 car crash. You can't keep your eyes away from it. 0:21:09.040 --> 0:21:14.399 It's drink. It's like white ghetto trash. The meth really 0:21:14.440 --> 0:21:18.000 just got me. Yeah, I mean the math and and 0:21:18.000 --> 0:21:20.000 and we're not going to give too many spoilers. I 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:21.840 think there's nothing that you couldn't have seen on the 0:21:21.880 --> 0:21:23.800 internet by now that we're saying, you know, I take 0:21:23.800 --> 0:21:25.800 that back. You know what if you if this is 0:21:25.840 --> 0:21:29.280 a spoiler for you, you're what's wrong with you? Everyone's 0:21:29.280 --> 0:21:34.120 watching I don't care, right, Like, come on, don't say 0:21:34.119 --> 0:21:36.160 you don't have the time. Have Netflix? Right? She doesn't 0:21:36.160 --> 0:21:38.760 know how to use that. And even she called me 0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:41.639