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Speaker 1: anyone who's listening right we're recording remotely Eddies in l
Speaker 1: am in New York. That it's just a reaction that
Speaker 1: happens with vegan food and and you know, you have
Speaker 1: to clap to make a placeholder for the audio. And
Speaker 1: for some reason, it's just like my clap is not
Speaker 1: on B and I feel like i'd be on BE
Speaker 1: but I don't know. Your clap has way more sold
Speaker 1: than my clap. You go like you put some like
Speaker 1: attitude in it, and I go like this, I go
Speaker 1: like this, like I just want to kill a fly.
Speaker 1: I want to kill a fly, but I also I
Speaker 1: hate that I'm murdering another animal. You know, Oh, there's
Speaker 1: a religion called jayani is Um that I studied where
Speaker 1: they're like, they totally don't they don't believe in killing anything,
Speaker 1: so they like, well, legit, walk barefoot without shoes in
Speaker 1: case they like step on an end. Are you serious? Huh?
Speaker 1: This is also what I would like to call WPS.
Speaker 1: How you been, How you feeling? How was your day? Well?
Speaker 1: Shall we start with wh whoa? Okay? Okay, So we
Speaker 1: have a segment on the show called who what Where?
Speaker 1: Basically an opportunity for us or one of us, to
Speaker 1: at least rant let it out because we all had
Speaker 1: situations like that where someone's in your way or someone
Speaker 1: bothers you with its social media and life for someone
Speaker 1: on the street read whoever? So what happened a bit?
Speaker 1: Like I said, her name was Fawn, not Dawn, but Fawn.
Speaker 1: That's where we really fucked up. Let me just start
Speaker 1: by saying, I'm gonna keep using my Apple product, but
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to talk to and I'm so tired of
Speaker 1: people with androids, like I vent it on Twitter for
Speaker 1: a second and then shut the funk up. Those goddamp
Speaker 1: phones blew up and we ain't forget about it, So
Speaker 1: just leave me alone. So anyway, I wake up, I'm
Speaker 1: doing my thing, I'm on my spin bike and everything's
Speaker 1: going fine, and then suddenly my iPhone is acting weird.
Speaker 1: I'm like, let me restart it. Yeah, the latest one,
Speaker 1: ten X whatever, the three camera ship. Okay, So I
Speaker 1: reboot it and it just stays in the Apple and
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not going to freak out. Let
Speaker 1: me give it a minute. I come back after a shower.
Speaker 1: Still was like, that's a lie. I didn't take a
Speaker 1: shower today. I came back after just or whatever. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I did. I just felt like a sounded.
Speaker 1: So you're filthy, you're sweaty, you're pissed. Your phone isn't working.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I wish I was there, so far away,
Speaker 1: wish I was there. So let me just tell you
Speaker 1: how bad this was. So I couldn't work, tried to
Speaker 1: reboot it, plugged in the computer, tried to restore it
Speaker 1: wasn't working. So what do I do? I go on?
Speaker 1: I thought I could chat with someone. You can't. However,
Speaker 1: they would like to send you a text message to
Speaker 1: your phone. Wait a second, make sure you did you
Speaker 1: do the Apple support chat on the Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I went on that one time and I asked
Speaker 1: them one of them out on a date. I think
Speaker 1: it got really weird. She said like well, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: what are you? What are you up to? And she's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm in San Francisco. Oh cool, I'm not that far away.
Speaker 1: If you ever in l A, let's hang out. She's like,
Speaker 1: they are great on there though, Like I've had a
Speaker 1: great conversation with a woman on there who helped me
Speaker 1: with my computer, and I was like, you are my
Speaker 1: girl for life. She was like yes, girl, like it
Speaker 1: was fun and anyway, So I get on. I tried
Speaker 1: to get on there, but there's they make you send
Speaker 1: you know, attack to your phone, which is ironic because
Speaker 1: I literally click the option that said phone won't power on.
Speaker 1: Y'all didn't think it as so whatever. Then it says
Speaker 1: call support. How can I fucking call support without a
Speaker 1: goddamn phone? So what do I do? I try to
Speaker 1: do an audio call, but you can't do that unless
Speaker 1: it's to like an eye message iPhone type of thing.
Speaker 1: And then I download Google Voice so that I can
Speaker 1: actually call through my computer. You can't call eight hundred
Speaker 1: numbers on Google fucking Voice. So then what do I do?
Speaker 1: My let mee. Everyone that's close to me has a
Speaker 1: job during the day that they can't attend to me,
Speaker 1: or because they're fucking busy, something like damn, who could
Speaker 1: I use right now? So I call one of my
Speaker 1: friends because I know she okay, it's the next trip.
Speaker 1: What's up to? He's sucking working, he has a few
Speaker 1: works in fintech, Like he can't get on the phone
Speaker 1: and three way Apple for me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Because he's used sing it. So I call this bitch.
Speaker 1: She used to strip o who well she she was,
Speaker 1: She is a stripper, but she can't strip right now
Speaker 1: because of the quarantine. I'm like, she's definitely not going
Speaker 1: to be using her phone but for anything but Instagram.
Speaker 1: If I call her, she answers the phone like hello.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bits, what's up? Don't really care what's up?
Speaker 1: But I just need her to let me. So I'm like, look,
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to send you a housewarming gift. I
Speaker 1: know she just moved into a new place. I was like,
Speaker 1: but I feel like it needs to be a trade
Speaker 1: because we haven't talked in that long, because like, really,
Speaker 1: tell me what you mean. I was like, you scratch
Speaker 1: my back, I'll scratch yours. But I need you to
Speaker 1: let me use your phone for an hour. So I
Speaker 1: told her what was going on. I'm like, I need
Speaker 1: you because mine jump talking through my computer because I
Speaker 1: can't call anything. This all sounds like my nightmare. This
Speaker 1: is my complete nightmare. The phone goes down. I'm like,
Speaker 1: the idea of having to use someone else's to borrow
Speaker 1: your phone for one hour just sounds Oh my god,
Speaker 1: give me anxiety. And hearing this, She's like, how can
Speaker 1: I let you use my phone? I'm like, all you
Speaker 1: have to do is to stay on the phone, just
Speaker 1: call Apple three way and just leave the phone. She's like,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, no problems. So, because again I could
Speaker 1: not through the computer calling a hundred numbers, Stripper's phone
Speaker 1: got so many cool pictures in it. Probably I know,
Speaker 1: if only I could really use her phone. So she
Speaker 1: calls I don't know what She went to go do,
Speaker 1: maybe practice, And I was a whole and fucking I
Speaker 1: hear a voice come on after fifty seven minutes, and
Speaker 1: I only know because that's what it's said on Google Boys.
Speaker 1: So I run to the computer and I'm like, hi, Hi, Oh,
Speaker 1: my god, I've been waiting so long. I'm so happy
Speaker 1: you're here. Not an applely personality. I just want to say,
Speaker 1: because normally they're like, well I'm here to house, so
Speaker 1: fond didn't sound very like because like, yes, you're talking
Speaker 1: to Fawn and how can I help you? I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: is it Dawn? Fawn like a baby deer bitch, hold up, like, relax, Bambi.
Speaker 1: I hate people have attitude about not it's not my fault.
Speaker 1: I mean it's over the phone, like dude, like relax.
Speaker 1: I don't have to know your name or the moment
Speaker 1: you say it, especially if it's like sounds like another
Speaker 1: word like is don You can't get offended? How can
Speaker 1: you get offended? But you know you've got a hard
Speaker 1: last name. Now I'm already fucking man right, like I'm mad,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like okay, let me go, and I'm
Speaker 1: like listen, I'm just trying to reboot my phone. I've
Speaker 1: tried all the steps. I'm wondering if you can help
Speaker 1: me with anything further. She's like, huh, you already tried
Speaker 1: to reboot it. I'm like, yeah, well, the only thing
Speaker 1: you could do is a hard reset. I was like, right,
Speaker 1: I know that, but I wonder if maybe there's another
Speaker 1: step that you could see that I can't. She's like, no,
Speaker 1: you named him. Huh Oh, Now I'm pissed. I was like,
Speaker 1: hold on. But then I'm like, let me not get
Speaker 1: beside myself, because I need to different help me. I said,
Speaker 1: I just want to know because I feel like if
Speaker 1: I walked into an Apple store, somebody would be able
Speaker 1: to help me in a way that I can't help myself.
Speaker 1: All I've been using is that unity word on Apple.
Speaker 1: I waited on hold for an hour before I wipe
Speaker 1: out everything in my phone. Is there just one more
Speaker 1: step I haven't named? You could tell me the pauses
Speaker 1: for like ten sex only say now what? Oh? Then
Speaker 1: I lost it. I said, you know what? Does Apple
Speaker 1: know that the ship you could do is the ship
Speaker 1: that I can figure out on Google? Does Apple know?
Speaker 1: I said? Is this a recorded line? Fawn? Oh? So
Speaker 1: fucking yeah. That she doesn't sound like a genius to me.
Speaker 1: She doesn't sound like she's much help. You know what's funny?
Speaker 1: I hate when I hate when people like technical technical services.
Speaker 1: They know you're vulnerable, You're the worst, You feel so handicapped,
Speaker 1: and it's partly their fault because now you're so these
Speaker 1: phones on you. And they asked you the simplest questions,
Speaker 1: like one time my internet was out and I asked Spectrum,
Speaker 1: I go, hey, my internet is not working, and I go,
Speaker 1: is it plugged in? Dude, I'm gonna fucking strangle you.
Speaker 1: Has that ever worked? Has everyone been like whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: this thing needs power? I thought it was like a windmill.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Andy, let me stop you there for a second.
Speaker 1: I worked at a cell phone store, first for for
Speaker 1: a telecommunications company seven years and in retail. I can't
Speaker 1: say it on this podcast, so I mean, yeah, I
Speaker 1: moved me to New York. I moved for their work,
Speaker 1: for their corporate offices. But long story short, I was
Speaker 1: in there one day. This is a true fucking story.
Speaker 1: I sold this guy a brand new iPhone fives at
Speaker 1: the time. I remember because it was an old color.
Speaker 1: He was so excited, older guy, maybe seventies. He comes
Speaker 1: in the next day and he almost throws the phone
Speaker 1: and me, he goes, you sold me this phone. You
Speaker 1: knew I didn't want to buy it, and it doesn't
Speaker 1: power on, it doesn't do anything, and you told me
Speaker 1: it had a brand new battery. And I said, sir,
Speaker 1: white guy, old white guy. Oh yeah, old white guy.
Speaker 1: He said, I said, you have a car, right you have?
Speaker 1: You drove a car here he said yeah. I said,
Speaker 1: and that might have a brand new battery when you
Speaker 1: buy it. But do you put gas in it? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's your point? Did you charge it? But he's like,
Speaker 1: so I should put gas on my phone. I don't
Speaker 1: need to charge it. It's a brand new battery. You know.
Speaker 1: The people are down, so I don't. I don't. But
Speaker 1: that guy, I will say he was rude. But sometimes
Speaker 1: when I hear seven year old person who can't figure
Speaker 1: out technology, I'm always like, all right, I get it.
Speaker 1: The world scary, these crazy little contracted My mom, dude,
Speaker 1: My mom not only doesn't have a cell phone, she
Speaker 1: has a landline, no call waiting. How old your mom?
Speaker 1: That's not that old enough house, dude. And when I
Speaker 1: hear about my friends and my girlfriend tells me about
Speaker 1: her mom texting or stuff, I'm just like, I do
Speaker 1: not have that problem. I I when I call my mom,
Speaker 1: it's like I'm it's almost like I'm like on a
Speaker 1: like I'm calling an Airline's like it's busy, Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: try back in an hour. It's like what I'm telling
Speaker 1: I can talk to Delta before I can talk to
Speaker 1: my mom. It's insane. And I and I said, why
Speaker 1: don't you get called waiting? What if it's an emergency?
Speaker 1: Like well, if if they really want to talk to me,
Speaker 1: they'll call me back. I'm like that is such an
Speaker 1: and and over to say. And my number is on
Speaker 1: a piece of paper on the fridge at home, and
Speaker 1: a little booklet with my number and my brother's numbers
Speaker 1: in life, I think even nine one ones in there,
Speaker 1: Like why do you need to write just in case?
Speaker 1: You never know? I might lose it? But there is
Speaker 1: a freedom in that. Think about it, right, you could
Speaker 1: compare my mom to you, right, obviously there's a huge
Speaker 1: age difference, but she doesn't worry about her phone breaking down.
Speaker 1: She doesn't worry about like apps. There's a freedom was
Speaker 1: crippled today, you know how? Like in the all I
Speaker 1: could think of was who the how the fund? Can
Speaker 1: I get to Cupertino, California? Where the fun they make?
Speaker 1: No phones? No? Yo? Isn't that what it says when
Speaker 1: you turn it on? Pertino is a city in Santa
Speaker 1: Clara County, almost known for Yes, I swear to you.
Speaker 1: I almost I thought I was going to ship a brick.
Speaker 1: I was so mad today it quit ruined my whole day.
Speaker 1: Then let me just tell you how ship is bubbled up. Right,
Speaker 1: here's the where you're sweaty, You're angry, get sweatier. Okay,
Speaker 1: what happens where I'm in my apartment? Now I'm starting
Speaker 1: to get hungry. I'm like, yo, I ain't got no
Speaker 1: food in his motherfucker. But I can't leave because I'm
Speaker 1: waiting for Apple to call me back through the computer
Speaker 1: stripper phone. So what do I do? I'll let me
Speaker 1: order some food. I go on Uber Ease, I did
Speaker 1: my number. We just sent you a text to verify
Speaker 1: it to you. Now I can't even eight without my phone.
Speaker 1: That's how dependent I am. Your fridge, nothing, this can
Speaker 1: of wine that I'm drinking. Why do I have a
Speaker 1: can of wine? You may ask why, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to tell you. All I'm gonna say is that was
Speaker 1: all I had. So now I'm sucking litt in here
Speaker 1: because I've got a six pack can of peanut noir
Speaker 1: wine and there's nothing else. I'm meaning crackers and wine
Speaker 1: and just live it. It's like Jesus, you need a
Speaker 1: full fridge. Man, you shouldn't. I'm not only to judge
Speaker 1: you might have more sex toys and actual produce in
Speaker 1: your fridge. I'm just saying that's a fact. I literally
Speaker 1: could put you out three right now, and I have one.
Speaker 1: I don't know a lettuce. Here's the thing, though, you know,
Speaker 1: when I do my grocery run, I go hard. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean, because you've seen my stairs and
Speaker 1: so just right now, I just don't want to go
Speaker 1: up and down them. So I just ordered until I'm
Speaker 1: ready for that kind of activity again. So recap that,
Speaker 1: fawn bitch. Sorry, lady Fawn done. I don't care what
Speaker 1: your name is, dead don Donna the dead, where you're rman,
Speaker 1: and what your phone? So you know, I I feel
Speaker 1: for you. If my phone went down right now, I
Speaker 1: don't know what I do. I would just like walk
Speaker 1: into traffic or something. Dude, I couldn't even write you back.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I thought you're gonna set up the Instagram.
Speaker 1: I can't do with the phone. I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: what fu him to? What have I been up to?
Speaker 1: What have I before we get to our top, what
Speaker 1: have I been up to? Well, I really I got
Speaker 1: into a show. I'm like deep into a show right now,
Speaker 1: and I love now. I'm not I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about our topic. The topic is related to TV.
Speaker 1: But it's a show that maybe you wouldn't guess, but man,
Speaker 1: I'm into it. And like I watched the last episode,
Speaker 1: the first episode of the new season last night, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, yes, I love Insecure. Why I I
Speaker 1: go for the writing, but I stay for the sex.
Speaker 1: Oh man, every episode some good a Nubian sex and
Speaker 1: I right, oh god man, I loving it. Dude, I
Speaker 1: love that show. And you know what's fun with my girlfriends? Like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna love it? I will, I dude, I will
Speaker 1: see this feels it feels real. It feels real. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like it's like black Sex in the City
Speaker 1: meets I don't know, like that like meets Master and None.
Speaker 1: It's I got a bunch of cool shows that I
Speaker 1: like that are together, and I like Sex a City.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I I had a
Speaker 1: girlfriend that was into it and I would and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna like this and then I'm like, Samantha,
Speaker 1: I hope she really finds love and I hope, you know,
Speaker 1: I hope Big finally comes around. Like what am I saying? Anyway,
Speaker 1: so insecure, I got into it, and man, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I love the show and Molly's toxic any hole? Uh Molly, dude, Molly,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that Brian Asian the next man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm glady. I'm glad he cut his hair. I was
Speaker 1: a little bit like, he looks a little bit like
Speaker 1: a Mortal Kombat character should cut it. I comes into
Speaker 1: the whole like long hair thing. It was very like,
Speaker 1: this is really this guy. This guy is a dream catcher.
Speaker 1: This guy looks like he's I can't even spell Chakras,
Speaker 1: but this guy gets it. Um but um But I
Speaker 1: do like the show a lot. I like the show
Speaker 1: and I just watched the Last Night too first time
Speaker 1: or the new episode a new episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I like it. And I will say this. Women know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about, all right. When I'm talking about
Speaker 1: the show. It doesn't matter what race you are. When
Speaker 1: you watch this show, you have to met that ices
Speaker 1: clothes are amazing. She dresses well. All the women have
Speaker 1: amazing wardrobe. The men are terrible. I feel like that
Speaker 1: man's wards of that show. Dude, some of the shirts
Speaker 1: that these guys are wearing, Like, dude, you look like
Speaker 1: in the arm brown shirt and Urmandy exchange mannequin please,
Speaker 1: I honest to god, Batch shows. Sorry, watch a lot
Speaker 1: of news. You know. When the girl walked into Lawrence
Speaker 1: his apartment and he had on that brown shirt, I
Speaker 1: was like, Wow, this is a very very very expensive production.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's one of HBO's most popular shows. And
Speaker 1: you guys thought The Brothers was the place for that.
Speaker 1: You guys did the person who did wardrobe in this
Speaker 1: show said, you know what, the shirt doesn't need sleeves.
Speaker 1: So many guys and it doesn't matter to have arms
Speaker 1: or not. I'm like, oh, that one tall guy, the
Speaker 1: really tall guy who was in the open marriage. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm ruining the show. Spoiler Gerona is he's a friend
Speaker 1: of the show. We gotta have him on here too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's uh he was seven tall, big guy six nine
Speaker 1: is a big guy. I was like, this is a
Speaker 1: good looking brother. He's a good looking guy. He's smooth,
Speaker 1: he's sexy, and why did they put him in that
Speaker 1: shirt on. I don't know, he's got some weird my god,
Speaker 1: some of the tightest dress shirts and I'm sure he
Speaker 1: got them and was like all right, you know, like
Speaker 1: all right, it's a check dude. It's so funny. Like
Speaker 1: I've been a fan of his for a while. And
Speaker 1: when we interviewed him, he came in on horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I fucked this guy. Yeah, look
Speaker 1: at the jeans. Okay, And then I watched Insecure because
Speaker 1: it was rolling at the time that we were interviewing it.
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe not. I feel like you should
Speaker 1: have some say so and I feel like he had none,
Speaker 1: and I I don't know, Maybe they just want the
Speaker 1: guys to look a little weird. Yeah, maybe, uh Lawrence.
Speaker 1: Lawrence is a good looking dude. He's a good look.
Speaker 1: All the guys are very attractive on the show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I could set the guy that she the
Speaker 1: t s, a guy that she sucked hard pass from him.
Speaker 1: He's I think he's a comic in New York. I
Speaker 1: think I met him once. Sorry, I mean, would I
Speaker 1: would I be a great character on that show? Would
Speaker 1: I be like Molly's interests? Yeah? I mean you can
Speaker 1: see it. I mean I often get Latin Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 1: I'm not out loud, but I'm sure they're thinking it.
Speaker 1: I would be a great interest girl. He's funny. I
Speaker 1: can hear it anyway. I would dress better. You've got
Speaker 1: the sports t voice, the newscaste voice. They'd be down.
Speaker 1: Yeah I could. I don't know. But Molly is toxic
Speaker 1: and every show I'm just shaking her head. Like you,
Speaker 1: no one can be happy unless she's happy. Okay, I
Speaker 1: get it. And a lot of women have friends like that,
Speaker 1: where it's like you root for me, but you don't
Speaker 1: root for me unless you're doing well too. Come on, Eddie,
Speaker 1: come one sassy snapping on this show? Um, that kind
Speaker 1: of LEAs kind of Let's let's lead into our topic
Speaker 1: because we talked about TV. We did yours from what where?
Speaker 1: Which is? And if you work for app bowl and
Speaker 1: you can hook up Louise on this, please send her
Speaker 1: a phone, do something. We need her to have a phone. God,
Speaker 1: how can I instagrampa without it? I can't handle the
Speaker 1: distance between us and I. On top of that, her
Speaker 1: getting me back to me a v like hotmail? Help?
Speaker 1: I have no phone? Oh, it's a o L. Let's
Speaker 1: keep going back to the topic at hand. So we
Speaker 1: talked about TV. We talked about a fun show Insecure,
Speaker 1: great show on HBO. New season came out. Not a
Speaker 1: sponsor the show, but if they want us to be
Speaker 1: a character, that'd be cool. Anyway, everyone's watching TV. Everyone's
Speaker 1: at home watching almost too much TV. But there's one
Speaker 1: TV show that's I would say, sweep the nation, I mean,
Speaker 1: not chest the nation a press conference. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump? Oh, yeah, he mentioned he mentioned um one
Speaker 1: TV show that I remember hearing rumblings about it when
Speaker 1: it first came out. I was like, really, and then
Speaker 1: get into it, and then you look at your watch
Speaker 1: and you're like, dude, I've been up three in the morning.
Speaker 1: I watched the whole thing. It's it's it's a complete
Speaker 1: car crash. You can't keep your eyes away from it.
Speaker 1: It's drink. It's like white ghetto trash. The meth really
Speaker 1: just got me. Yeah, I mean the math and and
Speaker 1: and we're not going to give too many spoilers. I
Speaker 1: think there's nothing that you couldn't have seen on the
Speaker 1: internet by now that we're saying, you know, I take
Speaker 1: that back. You know what if you if this is
Speaker 1: a spoiler for you, you're what's wrong with you? Everyone's
Speaker 1: watching I don't care, right, Like, come on, don't say
Speaker 1: you don't have the time. Have Netflix? Right? She doesn't
Speaker 1: know how to use that. And even she called me
Speaker 1: a few days ago and she says, okay, so I
Speaker 1: downloaded it, and now how do I make it a TV?
Speaker 1: How do I take the Tiger Show on the TV?
Speaker 1: It's in the phone, and how does it go in
Speaker 1: the TV? I was like, dude, if she heard it, yeah,
Speaker 1: if your mom's watching it, if your mom's watching it
Speaker 1: without even having Netflix, and you have no excuse. We're
Speaker 1: talking about Tiger King. Of course, Tiger King one of
Speaker 1: the biggest shows happening right now in the world. And
Speaker 1: I've seen it. You've seen it. It's a fascination, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's pretty incredible that this was happening the whole
Speaker 1: time and no one talked about it up until now, really,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like there was like, how
Speaker 1: do we it's because it's that down home Oklahoma shit
Speaker 1: and don't nobody give a fuck, but how do I
Speaker 1: don't even know Joe Exotic brand for Like that was
Speaker 1: wild to me, but I do want to start with
Speaker 1: the fact, my fact first. I feel like yours is
Speaker 1: gonna be so fucking out there. I would just like
Speaker 1: to start with some basics. Okay, cool. So once again
Speaker 1: the shows for facts sake, we talked about random facts
Speaker 1: about certain topics, and this topic is tiger king. So
Speaker 1: you're gonna go first shooting me, get me with it,
Speaker 1: Get me with shoot me with it, shoot me with it. Um.
Speaker 1: I love this one. So it's about the main guy
Speaker 1: of the show, Joe Exotic. This I thought was sucking insane.
Speaker 1: Despite Joe many brushes with the law, he used to
Speaker 1: be of police offers that I did read that, I
Speaker 1: said to that one fucking crazy. One would think, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, he'd know know it well enough to avoid
Speaker 1: legal trouble, but obviously not. He graduated from high school,
Speaker 1: became a police officer in East bayl whatever that is,
Speaker 1: and when he was nineteen he was promoted to cheap
Speaker 1: of police. Is he not the fucking reno nine one one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Could you just imagine Joe exciding how is the meth
Speaker 1: coke doing? Openly admitting it? Gay man? The motherfucker chief
Speaker 1: of police, dude, he's so many layers of crazy. It's
Speaker 1: like if someone told me here, I got a character
Speaker 1: for you. What is it. He's like, he's a gay
Speaker 1: lion tamerr. I go, okay, cool, all right, it seems
Speaker 1: kind of typical. But loves guns all right and meth. Okay,
Speaker 1: two husbands. One's got more guns and teeth. Whoa dude.
Speaker 1: That guy's teeth, that guy has been. That guy's teeth
Speaker 1: are practicing social distancing, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: that guy, you know they say math roster teeth. That
Speaker 1: guy he said it. Did you say that on the show? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He was like, they say it, you know, affects the downs.
Speaker 1: And then when he was saying, and you know, I'm
Speaker 1: my people think I'm a bisexual, but I've never been
Speaker 1: with a man. I've had girlfriends all through high skeol
Speaker 1: and dude, that's how strong meth is. Meth makes you
Speaker 1: be like, you know, I've never been with a man,
Speaker 1: but hey like to get a puff, right, And everyone's like, no,
Speaker 1: you know, I've dabbled in drugs, right, And I've and
Speaker 1: I feel like, if if you can name a party drug,
Speaker 1: I've tried it a little bout. Yeah, I dealt the
Speaker 1: issue or whatever. So like when watching Tiger Kings, I
Speaker 1: was laugh to myself thinking like, oh, I've never had
Speaker 1: a drug right right, you know, the trunks that I
Speaker 1: have done had made me want to go on the
Speaker 1: dance floor and like, hug my friend, kiss your girlfriend.
Speaker 1: You're dancing. You're like, I can taste the music. It
Speaker 1: got it been there, But I never was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let me live in a rat infested trailer and the
Speaker 1: Joe Exotics New Pit. No, the last time I did
Speaker 1: I do I don't do any drugs at all. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty clean. I barely drank. The last time I did drugs,
Speaker 1: I did shrooms. Maybe I was like twenty years old
Speaker 1: and I freaked out and it never did anything. Oh no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just did them last week. I'm doing them right
Speaker 1: now this whole podcast. So he was a chief of police.
Speaker 1: When was that to say when how old he was?
Speaker 1: It says he was nineteen, but it doesn't say anything
Speaker 1: about the year. But I mean, damn, how old is he? Like?
Speaker 1: How old did he look while watching it? Because you know,
Speaker 1: wa wait wait wait wait wait wait he was the
Speaker 1: chief of police at the age of nineteen. Oh, I
Speaker 1: just found it. Yes, how old he is right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: seven good guests. He looks good for a METHI tiger guy.
Speaker 1: He actually he looks exactly his Yeah, dude, you know
Speaker 1: what's funny. As soon as I watched that show, I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, here's every white guy's costume for Halloween.
Speaker 1: Oh I will be the polygamous traple and I want
Speaker 1: to be Carol. Oh nice, My gays are going to
Speaker 1: do the couple and I'll be Carol. Right. Um, So
Speaker 1: I did read that that that to add on to
Speaker 1: your fact that he was the chief police, but he's
Speaker 1: also he I think he was dismissed because he was gay,
Speaker 1: which I don't approve of. I think that's what happened.
Speaker 1: I was actually joking around when I said a gay
Speaker 1: math pa he really Yeah. I didn't find that fact.
Speaker 1: Wow interesting it must have been. I mean, I will
Speaker 1: say this though on a serious note, being you know
Speaker 1: that part of the country, being who you are in
Speaker 1: that regards actually must be taught. Yeah. And to be
Speaker 1: on top of that, to be like I'm really into
Speaker 1: tigers and math wow. I mean, buddy, one battle at
Speaker 1: a time. I just love that he's gay as ship
Speaker 1: with those guns. Yeah, I mean memes for days anyway,
Speaker 1: off of Joe, I like, I feel like yesterday, you know,
Speaker 1: we went through a little bit of some facts together
Speaker 1: and yours were just so off the fucking wall that Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: here's mine, all right, here's my factory one. Tiger King
Speaker 1: is mostly about big cats, although the reptile residents of
Speaker 1: the park have have a sad story storyline as well,
Speaker 1: and one of the episodes, one of their enclosure catches fire.
Speaker 1: John Finlay told David Spade in the video interview that
Speaker 1: some of the alligators at the Exotic Animal Park came
Speaker 1: from Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch where Also he also said
Speaker 1: that working with the crocodiles and alligators are more dangerou
Speaker 1: and them working with big cats, in part because reptile's
Speaker 1: giant and threatening tails. Finally, Finlay also said he's not
Speaker 1: in contact with Joe Exotic anymore. Plants to get all
Speaker 1: the tattoos of Joe's name covered up and it's an engaged,
Speaker 1: ful woman. Now that's like I would with no tea. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what they had in the end of the end
Speaker 1: of the episode. So I did not know there was
Speaker 1: a reptile section. So yeah, because it's like a zoo, right,
Speaker 1: So I got a bunch of it. And I can
Speaker 1: see the crocodiles being worse because they're just like a
Speaker 1: fucking serpent from Hell, and the cats can at least
Speaker 1: see them being cuddly. I mean whatever. But the fact
Speaker 1: that the crocodiles and alligators came from the Neverland Ranch,
Speaker 1: that's wild to me. I mean, this was I think
Speaker 1: about Michael holl Big Michael Jackson's apart, uh sorry, his
Speaker 1: his his compound was that he had crocodiles and ship.
Speaker 1: I heard about. You don't remember him trying to I
Speaker 1: would have assumed that is actually not that shot. The
Speaker 1: fact that they came from there is weird, But the
Speaker 1: fact that Michael had tigers and ship isn't weird to me,
Speaker 1: only because after I saw that shock, I was buying
Speaker 1: tigers from that show. He didn't buy I think. I
Speaker 1: think he just went through to pet them. No, he
Speaker 1: got one from Joe. He has them. Oh really, yes, So,
Speaker 1: like that's the thing. These celebrities are keeping fucking tigers
Speaker 1: and their residence and and keeping them as pets, and
Speaker 1: it's a very common thing, according to what Tiger Kings
Speaker 1: showed us. So like hell no, I shocked the Michael's
Speaker 1: a motherfuck I'm weirdo. And of course I'm sure he
Speaker 1: had that shape up. What else was he going to
Speaker 1: do to your kids? Think about those crocodiles. Have seen
Speaker 1: those crocodiles have seen? Like, no, not another boy? Is
Speaker 1: it for me? I thought I was going to eat
Speaker 1: the boy. Um, this is off topic, but I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest. I don't think he did it. I just
Speaker 1: think he was like I think his brain was like
Speaker 1: that of a fourteen year old kid. I don't think
Speaker 1: he did it. I will say so. I think that
Speaker 1: he lived a sheltered life and maybe he doesn't do
Speaker 1: them as sexual, but maybe he didn't. He didn't without
Speaker 1: even knowing. I don't know. I think he did do it,
Speaker 1: but that's just me, you know. I mean he does
Speaker 1: look he does look creepy, So I mean he does
Speaker 1: have a creepy look. But I will say it is
Speaker 1: every and if if any listener out there is, I'd
Speaker 1: say black right. I just want to say, have we
Speaker 1: not had a Thanksgiving y'all where everybody has to talk
Speaker 1: about this and argue at the table. It is such
Speaker 1: a fucking joy that's still coming up. Oh, it just
Speaker 1: keeps coming up, and my grandma loves to take her
Speaker 1: fork with cranberry st still dripping and let you all know,
Speaker 1: I don't know why everybody think he did it. He
Speaker 1: was a troubled boy. That's pretty funny. That doesn't come
Speaker 1: up in our Thanksgiving dinners. Mostly it's like, Eddie, why
Speaker 1: don't you have a house yet? I told you mom,
Speaker 1: I'm a podcaster. I'm a radio internet god. Oh basically, yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's just kind of fascinating that, like, I
Speaker 1: don't know that that these guys um that that more
Speaker 1: celebrities are tied to animal exotic animals than you think,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Obviously we knew about Michael Jackson,
Speaker 1: but the Shaquille and Neil thing. I think it's kind
Speaker 1: of fascinating that these guys, they're clearly rich, they get it.
Speaker 1: I get why White Trash likes it because it's kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh, you know, hey, I have a sense
Speaker 1: of I have something over these animal Yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: it is strange, and I think that I learned a lot,
Speaker 1: Like you know, when I was watching that that segment
Speaker 1: where they were talking about how that guy and his
Speaker 1: wife were using cats to learn women into a hotel.
Speaker 1: I was like, that sounds like the dumbest ship. But
Speaker 1: then I thought about it and I'm like, Okay, well
Speaker 1: they didn't leave. That was probably cocaine, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: there was a moment where they were like, hey, we've
Speaker 1: got cocaine and tigers want to see. And that's when
Speaker 1: I think it was like really going the fun down.
Speaker 1: It's just a weird tool to like get people attracted
Speaker 1: to you. And I never forget that thing that that
Speaker 1: guy said in the beginning of being around these cats
Speaker 1: make you feel powerful. You know what is you know
Speaker 1: this thing can literally rip your throat out. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: a lot of people have it. That statistic really kind
Speaker 1: of blew me away. The fourth thound, there's more animal.
Speaker 1: There's more tigers and captivity in America than they are
Speaker 1: in the wild in the whole world. I think there's
Speaker 1: something about not just white trash, but just like people
Speaker 1: in America look at these animals and go, isn't it crazy?
Speaker 1: I gotta fucking tiger. It's like having a like having
Speaker 1: a Bugatti or something like that, Like, isn't this they're obsessed?
Speaker 1: Was showing off. It's that extra step of something that
Speaker 1: you don't have that. I do. So your fact was
Speaker 1: never Land crocodiles. Yeah, never Land. I don't know never
Speaker 1: Land even had crocodiles. I mean I thought he would
Speaker 1: have like animals that are like, are cute lure kids.
Speaker 1: You know, Hey, look at this little this little pony.
Speaker 1: Don't you to ride it? Me? What maybe the proct
Speaker 1: for the parents anyway? So I got what's your fact?
Speaker 1: So that's seven bitch, Carol basking. Um, So I really
Speaker 1: loved this. They get into um, Carol's entrepreneurial ventures, and
Speaker 1: I just have two that are very interesting. So after
Speaker 1: deciding that breeding show cats wasn't enough for her, she
Speaker 1: began her journey into the world, and at just seventeen,
Speaker 1: she was rescuing bobcats and along with that gig, Carol
Speaker 1: started a lawn business that would bring lamas to clients
Speaker 1: houses to trim the grass by eating it. Really. Oh
Speaker 1: but that's not my favorite hustle. My favorite hustle is
Speaker 1: her saying it's in saying. After marrying her now missing husband,
Speaker 1: Carol and Don opened up a wildlife facility which included
Speaker 1: eight bed and breakfast where you could give seventy five
Speaker 1: bucks to spend the nights, spend the night with cougar
Speaker 1: like older women or like okay number one, the first fact,
Speaker 1: okay number one, I find this would be very interesting.
Speaker 1: Lamas are from Peru. I'm have proofing Peru. Peru is
Speaker 1: South America. Latinos are you telling me, even in the
Speaker 1: animal world, Latinos are still cutting grass? Are you fucking
Speaker 1: kidding me? Lama's bro And also like, how do you
Speaker 1: advertise for that ship? We got these long neck motherfucking
Speaker 1: not giraffes, but white giraffes, conda and it'll cut your grass.
Speaker 1: We got these, We got these funky donkeys that will
Speaker 1: cut your grass for you. Um, what the hell? I
Speaker 1: wonder how much? I wonder how much it charges to
Speaker 1: get that your lama cut. They didn't put the price,
Speaker 1: but it says when she also like, just just if
Speaker 1: you didn't want to amp up the white trash there
Speaker 1: you go. Also just want to add in there as
Speaker 1: a Floridian, I am taking the blame for some of this,
Speaker 1: but we know Floridian the dumbest, and they're from Tampa
Speaker 1: and live in Tampa. Can you just imagine waking up
Speaker 1: in Florida and seeing a fucking lama caught in your
Speaker 1: neighbor's grass. Yeah, your neighbors Like, um, you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: your grass are really uneven there, and like yeah, but
Speaker 1: a fucking lama did it, man, isn't that cool? Like no,
Speaker 1: So that the first fact was that she had a
Speaker 1: small old side hustle with getting lamas to cut the grass.
Speaker 1: And the second part of that fact was I love that.
Speaker 1: So her and Dawn allowed people, while having the zoo
Speaker 1: or rescue felcility whatever, allow people to sleep with the
Speaker 1: cougars for seventy five bucks so you can have them
Speaker 1: in your room and stuff at night. Well, I'm assuming
Speaker 1: they were in a cage or something. They didn't give
Speaker 1: much detail on that, but it's still dumbest. But you
Speaker 1: know what's a sad part is they probably sedated him.
Speaker 1: They probably sit dated the cougars and so you could
Speaker 1: sleep in the bed and it was just like cut
Speaker 1: and furry. I guarantee I will give her this one credit.
Speaker 1: I do believe when they were saying that he wanted
Speaker 1: to do more of money kind of shipped, but he
Speaker 1: wanted to make this more of a business, and she
Speaker 1: wanted to rescue. She cared about the animal. For I
Speaker 1: believe that only because she's a weirdo and I've never
Speaker 1: met like a true animal lover. That didn't give me
Speaker 1: a little light, a little crazy. She had good intentions
Speaker 1: after she killed her husband. Any she's just a big art.
Speaker 1: She fed that tiger, so what it's her dumb husband
Speaker 1: at lista tigers fed um? So yeah? So they so
Speaker 1: they had out of their ventures and it was a
Speaker 1: lama trim and grass for her at seventeen and bnbre
Speaker 1: sleeping for seventy bucks. You'll listen. I like, I like
Speaker 1: a dog, not a cat guy because I'm allergic. I
Speaker 1: like a nice dog. I don't even mind an animal
Speaker 1: here and there. You know, if I see a guy
Speaker 1: and I see a cop and a horse and like wool. Also,
Speaker 1: she's got a podcast called cat Chat, Hey are you Cool?
Speaker 1: Cats and Kittens, um, where she educates the listeners about
Speaker 1: animal rights and features former employees of rival companies. What
Speaker 1: a little bit. I just listener for facts sake? How
Speaker 1: about that everyone's got a podcast? Another fact? Uh? Okay,
Speaker 1: here's mine alright, So basically learned this one day. Had
Speaker 1: a couple of side hustles that are still animal related
Speaker 1: but also kind of odd. Okay, here's mine. This one
Speaker 1: is about tigers in general. Now, obviously is the Tiger King.
Speaker 1: Tigers are the main focal point of the of the show,
Speaker 1: and we're talking about the tiger on the podcast. But
Speaker 1: I thought, well, let's let's let's develop let's find some
Speaker 1: an odd fact, an odd fact about tigers in general. Apparently,
Speaker 1: a tiger's penis doesn't erect even when aroused, and there
Speaker 1: was a localized logical reason behind it. As an internal
Speaker 1: extra skeletal clum or a penis bone does all the work.
Speaker 1: It is present in all mammals and primates. Drifting at
Speaker 1: the end of the penis backlum results best in sexual procreation,
Speaker 1: resulting into great advantages for the mail by locking the
Speaker 1: penis mid sex, by locking the process mid sex and
Speaker 1: preventing a female to mate with others before the sperm
Speaker 1: completely gets absorbed. So basically they don't get hard. They
Speaker 1: have like just dick splint that that that like goes
Speaker 1: up and then locks them in and keep their jibs
Speaker 1: inside them. I just want to add I also read
Speaker 1: this and it had so many words. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know that me and I just want to like,
Speaker 1: I don't need I don't want to sound like an idiot,
Speaker 1: but so a bone there's yeah, there's apparently all men
Speaker 1: to have it, but it's always it's it's president all
Speaker 1: mammals and primes drifting at the end of the penis.
Speaker 1: But it's not like obviously developed in US as as
Speaker 1: human beings, but like these the specific animals still have it.
Speaker 1: That crazy. That's really weird because like I always kind
Speaker 1: of picture like it's still like even if it's not
Speaker 1: a penis in vagina, it's a little panies. You know,
Speaker 1: they poke in there. Because when you watch animals suck
Speaker 1: on like Animal Channel or Planet Earth everything else puts
Speaker 1: me to sleep. I won't talk about but they're always
Speaker 1: kind of fucking like we are. We know what were
Speaker 1: baby ain't great? Hit? Good tune at a school dance? Uh?
Speaker 1: What was the Do you know that man? Human beings
Speaker 1: the only animals have sex face to face? No, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Everyone does a doggy style, everybody, I didn't. The only
Speaker 1: thing I know about human beings as far as like
Speaker 1: sexual relations is human beings and tapeworms are the only
Speaker 1: monogamous animals really No, No, and penguin soup pengus a
Speaker 1: monogamous too. Now they suck around you. And see the
Speaker 1: one where they pay wind was like he found out
Speaker 1: his bitch was cheating at him and the man was fighting.
Speaker 1: It was like blood every I'll send you the video. Interesting. Wow,
Speaker 1: it was like love and hip hop Arctic style. But
Speaker 1: I don't think penguins are monomous only because you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't really chase women if your legs are just feet,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You can be like, hey,
Speaker 1: look she's hot. No, she's probably like, uh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: walk over there. I'm gonna Actually, there's eleven. You're right.
Speaker 1: The penguin came up a crane horse. Parrots parrots too.
Speaker 1: Parrots are monogamous too. Bald eagles Okay, well, don't know
Speaker 1: where I got that fact, but the new one was
Speaker 1: the real one. So here's something. Here's something about animal
Speaker 1: penis is. Do you have a story of the weirdest
Speaker 1: animal penits you've ever seen? Because I got one. No,
Speaker 1: I just got my dog's little lipstick thing that. But
Speaker 1: what's yours? Why are you wiping your eyes? Are you
Speaker 1: trying to get it to go away? Pictured dogs a
Speaker 1: little fucking crayon coming out. One time, a buddy of mine.
Speaker 1: You know when young men, when we're young boys are
Speaker 1: the weirdest of being perverted, you know, because we don't
Speaker 1: know what's wrong or it's right. I remember being young,
Speaker 1: my buddy had a dog. He's like, look at this,
Speaker 1: and he rubbed the dog's belly and his dick would
Speaker 1: come out and we're like, don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Happening that guy, what happened, Cody and had to be
Speaker 1: probably probably doing math on a tiger zoo. This is
Speaker 1: like cool. One time one time I was looking for
Speaker 1: a roommate and uh, I was looking for apartment and
Speaker 1: this person said they had a dog on Craigslist and
Speaker 1: I opened and I knocked from the door and show
Speaker 1: opened the door and she was like, uh like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and I meet the dogs. An when the dog's name
Speaker 1: was and it was a great Dane. But she didn't
Speaker 1: put that, she didn't put that in the act. She
Speaker 1: just said, we have a dog. And like, yo, when
Speaker 1: you have a a Dane, it's not a dog, it's
Speaker 1: another dude, you know what I mean? This is another
Speaker 1: this thing is more of a man than I am.
Speaker 1: And why they could come up, it could come up
Speaker 1: to my tits. You need to tell me, yeah, like
Speaker 1: if this thing should have pants on and where and
Speaker 1: and pay rent this thing you could get a job.
Speaker 1: But it had the biggest cock and balls on it
Speaker 1: for a dog, Like yo, that thing is swinging around.
Speaker 1: I feel like weird, just like I can't be naked
Speaker 1: around this guy. It's like every every guy knows what'm tommy.
Speaker 1: You're you're in a gym locker room one. But he's
Speaker 1: got a huge dog and you're like, okay, I can't
Speaker 1: play in this. That's I gotta say, hey, look at that.
Speaker 1: You're well off. But here's the here's the biggest dick
Speaker 1: I've ever seen on an animal. Once there's a thing
Speaker 1: called the Royal Winter Fair. It's kind of like a
Speaker 1: back to my hometown of Toronto. They had like this
Speaker 1: thing where like they had like horses. It was like
Speaker 1: a like a pony show kind of thing where they
Speaker 1: showed like prize winning horses like that. And we had
Speaker 1: a cool trip and we had to go on the
Speaker 1: back and the where they showed the horses and stuff
Speaker 1: like that and get them ready. And then one horse
Speaker 1: was taken a dump which was you ever seen a
Speaker 1: horse take a dump? It's fucking insane. It's like, so,
Speaker 1: I've unfortunately seen some besality porn on accident, like the
Speaker 1: horses dick like go in, but I never saw a
Speaker 1: horse take a shit. But how did you stumble upon that? Well?
Speaker 1: We we I was like, look at that. I was
Speaker 1: like eight, and I looked like lumber just throwing being
Speaker 1: thrown off the back of the truck was like a
Speaker 1: lot of poop. But then I saw one one horse
Speaker 1: to get a boner, and it was fucking weird. It
Speaker 1: was insane, a horse getting a boner in real life.
Speaker 1: But hey, we've all seen it. We've all gathered around
Speaker 1: the teav even look at well, let's watch this horse
Speaker 1: bang as a lady. We've all been there, all right,
Speaker 1: but but live dude. And then Mr Browning, who was
Speaker 1: our teacher, had one earring in the left ear and
Speaker 1: he had a man always pick him up after school
Speaker 1: and they always hugged him. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: think he's gay. You know, we're like, we're young, but
Speaker 1: we all knew. We didn't know what it it was. It
Speaker 1: was like, you know, it was like the nineties, right,
Speaker 1: But then I remember we all pointed look at his dick,
Speaker 1: and Mr Browning goes, stop it, stop it, And I
Speaker 1: think he peered over and looked think he peered over
Speaker 1: and looked at it, like hello, hello. I mean horse
Speaker 1: dicks look so similar. I mean in comparison to I'm
Speaker 1: just saying with like another name and we'll take up
Speaker 1: zom would look like. But I think that's really the
Speaker 1: whole attractivity to it for people like into animals, like
Speaker 1: the horses like the next thing. Plus they're like long.
Speaker 1: But also I mean I'm always just really I can
Speaker 1: never get over the idea for best reality. When I
Speaker 1: it's a fucking horse, I know you just gotta ride home.
Speaker 1: But uh, back to the tiger one. Is that so
Speaker 1: basically it doesn't need to get hard, it has a
Speaker 1: bone in its dick, it's got permanent viagrass. Isn't that
Speaker 1: crazy kind of wild? I think about that kind of work.
Speaker 1: I think it's a good idea. Imagine have one. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you could feel it going in who cares? Yeah,
Speaker 1: heart of a bone? I mean, hey, good for tigers,
Speaker 1: I guess that's probably it's probably easy for them to
Speaker 1: mate because they don't have to get a rouse they
Speaker 1: just do it when they feel like doing it. They're
Speaker 1: just like like, you know, I got to get wet first,
Speaker 1: but not really if you Yeah, okay, that's my second fact.
Speaker 1: All right, you go, now I've got one. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I felt like ligers kept coming up. Oh
Speaker 1: I saw that too. I saw that too. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: so I wanted to do a fact on ligers because
Speaker 1: the only time I had ever heard of it was
Speaker 1: Napoleon Dynamite when he said it's pretty much my famite animal. Uh.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is fucking weird. And I
Speaker 1: thought that lagers weren't a real thing. Um, but it
Speaker 1: turns out they're kind of not. They actually don't exist
Speaker 1: in the wild. Lion tiger mating only occurs in captivity. Um.
Speaker 1: It does not happen in a wild for the same
Speaker 1: reason that humans don't fuck grillas or chips. But tigers
Speaker 1: do have other They inter like have sex other cat animals,
Speaker 1: and they make other like other species like that. But
Speaker 1: like specifically, why ligers don't exist in the wild, Like,
Speaker 1: that's not something that you'll see. This is something that
Speaker 1: I mean, humans have done when trying to make them. Um.
Speaker 1: Geography is another obstacle to the not to the lion,
Speaker 1: lion liger matings. I can't even get the word out
Speaker 1: lion tiger mating because wild tigers are generally in Asia,
Speaker 1: whereas lions are specifically Um, Africa. Yeah, I just want
Speaker 1: to see if you get it. I uh, the screen
Speaker 1: clicked off, but yeah, Africa. Yeah, I've seen lion king. Um.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they treat it like jail, Like two
Speaker 1: guys are in jail, Like, hey, we're both here, why
Speaker 1: not you know, yeah, because like who else are gonna
Speaker 1: fuck like we're horning? You know what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 1: like when it's like when your bottom feeding, you're out
Speaker 1: for the night and everybody's kind of gone, You're like,
Speaker 1: she's not the cupid off fuck. Um. It does say
Speaker 1: that there's a forest in India where it's the only
Speaker 1: place in the world where they'll overlap, and that's kind
Speaker 1: of where they believe that wild lagers roamed hundreds of
Speaker 1: years ago. People actually still don't believe it, but I
Speaker 1: guess because there was like this thing about line and tigers,
Speaker 1: they think that that's where it came from. But um, yeah, there,
Speaker 1: that's not even a fact. They're not really sure if
Speaker 1: that happened, but that may be the only wild Liger
Speaker 1: story that's ever happened. I didn't even know that was
Speaker 1: a real animal until I watched the show. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that was. I didn't think it was really either.
Speaker 1: I thought Napoleon Dynamite was joking around. Um. I had
Speaker 1: no idea. Um. But yeah, I don't know the Lacker thing.
Speaker 1: I could see it being like a novelty or something
Speaker 1: to see if like you're in already paying to see
Speaker 1: some animals in captivity, or like fuck it, let's get
Speaker 1: a licker in there too. A little more seriously, I
Speaker 1: kind of like kind of sad in a way when
Speaker 1: you think about it, like human beings are really trying
Speaker 1: to play mother nature. We're playing two animals together that
Speaker 1: don't need to be. And I think the desperation of
Speaker 1: money is what makes it even more sad ad um.
Speaker 1: I mean even to watch Carol Baskan rescuing them and
Speaker 1: knowing that they're still behind cages. But just the entire
Speaker 1: premise of this show was just very depressing once you
Speaker 1: got over the funny meth stuff, like because you're realizing
Speaker 1: that everyone is like going into debt ready to kill
Speaker 1: someone having serious drama over just keeping animals in cages. Um.
Speaker 1: One of the things I actually read that I would
Speaker 1: have counted as a fact was, Um, Joe Exotic killed
Speaker 1: horses just to feed his tigers. Did you see that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not even just the Walmart dumpsters,
Speaker 1: but people would donate horses they couldn't care for anymore,
Speaker 1: and instead of you know, giving them a home or
Speaker 1: putting them in rides, Yeah, he would feed them to
Speaker 1: the tigers. I was just it was tucking, you know what.
Speaker 1: You know what really made it reels for me. It's
Speaker 1: all like a like an SNL character piece throughout the
Speaker 1: whole thing, Like you guys are all out there, everyone's
Speaker 1: amped up, like you're you're a super gun fling in
Speaker 1: fucking meth head, you're this or that. But then when
Speaker 1: they showed Jo Exotic when he was young and he
Speaker 1: was looking at this, at this, uh at the shelter
Speaker 1: for like wild animals, and he didn't look like him.
Speaker 1: He looked like I was just like a regular guy,
Speaker 1: and he was you could tell he was all about
Speaker 1: the animals back then. I really made it real to me, like,
Speaker 1: oh man, that's what they said too, so that that
Speaker 1: that girl that got her armed off. This is what happens,
Speaker 1: like whether you're Carole Baskin or whether you're Joe Exotic.
Speaker 1: It starts out with the love of the animal, but
Speaker 1: then your ego, your ego, and you being literally the
Speaker 1: king of the jungle to these creatures have no choice.
Speaker 1: It super exceeds their health, their wellness, and basically their lives.
Speaker 1: You don't care what tiger is. A tiger who cares
Speaker 1: If I have to kill them and throw them in
Speaker 1: the ground, I just get another one. So it's kind
Speaker 1: of sad when you think of it. I mean, we
Speaker 1: all laughed, but then when I when I saw that scene,
Speaker 1: him like, huh oh man, he lost his way. Terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was sad to watch the Like in the beginning,
Speaker 1: I felt like I was having fun watching it, Yes,
Speaker 1: and then the longer that it went on, it got depressing.
Speaker 1: When I saw them feeding those Walmart expired me. At
Speaker 1: least doc Antel the piece of ship that he might
Speaker 1: be too. At least he gave them high quality meat.
Speaker 1: Even it looked even more red, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember when they showed the all the Walmart expired
Speaker 1: me and I was like, oh man, you guys cut
Speaker 1: any corner to maintain your power over these animals. Like yeah, well, um,
Speaker 1: all right, here's my last one. This one so we
Speaker 1: all know that guy low what's was his first thing again,
Speaker 1: the guy that had the bandana with the hat on
Speaker 1: at all times. He's the one that always did the
Speaker 1: reasons in Las Vegas and he said, you need a
Speaker 1: pussy to get some pushy you know what I mean
Speaker 1: he did. Now, here's the thing about these people, right,
Speaker 1: and by these people, I mean zoo peddling that's like
Speaker 1: tiger peddling, zoo people that are basically I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't trust anyone in true religion. Jeans who wears a
Speaker 1: band bandana and he was like an a bad ed
Speaker 1: hardy like dude like affliction. This was afflictions golden moment
Speaker 1: like if that Von Dutch was like, why please our
Speaker 1: whole I hope our hats are in there. You know,
Speaker 1: Like these guys dressed terribly, they look terribly. They're all
Speaker 1: like weird anyway. But when you have people like that,
Speaker 1: they usually they don't just stop at like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: exploit animals in a zoo. They often do other nefarious
Speaker 1: ship and stuff that isn't just like crazy like illegal,
Speaker 1: but just illegal enough for you to be like, wow,
Speaker 1: did you do that? In two thousand seven, musician Prints
Speaker 1: sued Low because Low was allegedly selling unauthorized Prince merchandise,
Speaker 1: and two Low pled guilty to mail order fraud charges
Speaker 1: for posing as an employee of a domestic abuse charity
Speaker 1: and re and reselling one million in merchandise. Wow, a
Speaker 1: domestic abuse charity just a complete he's of shit, Like okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it's one thing to sell merch it's one thing to
Speaker 1: bootleg merch okay, But suppose as an employee of domestic
Speaker 1: abuse charity is just to rip people off. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's bad. That's real bad. That's bad. So I don't
Speaker 1: feel sorry for that guy. And damn, you know, I
Speaker 1: can look at a guy like that and be like,
Speaker 1: just tell a cop or an FBI agent you should
Speaker 1: look into this. He's he's got boxes of bootleg ship
Speaker 1: in his garage. This guy is weird, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, you know, it's funny how like we right
Speaker 1: quote unquote sins differently, Like you know, I gotta be honest,
Speaker 1: Like it's made me think like when I have kids,
Speaker 1: when I take when I take them to a zoo.
Speaker 1: That's what this show made me think about. And I talk.
Speaker 1: I really did, and I was like wow, because I
Speaker 1: feel like you learn so much, but at the same
Speaker 1: time to see them so miserable. I mean, I'm from Orlando, right,
Speaker 1: I grew up there, and when Blackfish came out it
Speaker 1: made me never and I never looked at Sea World
Speaker 1: like that. I want to see world on field trips.
Speaker 1: I mean I never looked at it like that, and
Speaker 1: I never went again. I thought it was terrible. And
Speaker 1: this really made me feel that way about zoos. And
Speaker 1: I say all that to say, it's a bunch of
Speaker 1: things we wait differently, right, Like, Okay, this guy, uh,
Speaker 1: you know he has three sims with his wife and
Speaker 1: he used tires to get out whatever. Oh they have
Speaker 1: a zoo, but it could be for kids, this too far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not a big zoo person, never was, never have
Speaker 1: I find them to be. We're exploiting animals for our entertainment.
Speaker 1: You could say all that ship about like it's educational,
Speaker 1: is it? Though? I mean we're in a line. I
Speaker 1: looked through a window and I see an animal and
Speaker 1: it's just roaming around. Like, here's my theory. If a
Speaker 1: guy with a guy holding a bag of chips, who
Speaker 1: looks like he's who looks like he's been quarantined before
Speaker 1: this pandemic, shouldn't be even close to a panda, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? You why you're not supposed to
Speaker 1: be that close to something that beautiful. No, they're all
Speaker 1: like not deserving, We're not I mean, let that thing
Speaker 1: live where it's supposed to live. Do we really need
Speaker 1: to see it that bad? You know, there's documentaries that
Speaker 1: can put you so into the moment of a forest
Speaker 1: or a jungle or wherever you need to see it.
Speaker 1: And every time you go see these pandas or any
Speaker 1: kind of animal I've been with you once, I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's not even worth it. I'm just like, it's just sleeping.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna like? Finally, a recent adult experience
Speaker 1: with playing with animals was when I went to Thailand
Speaker 1: and we drove like four hours to make sure it
Speaker 1: was a sanctuary right where they weren't like sedating and
Speaker 1: beating them because there's this video I saw on YouTube
Speaker 1: wer they could quote unquote break the spirit and so
Speaker 1: they cage an elephant, they beat on them for hours
Speaker 1: to where you completely break the spirit and they'll do
Speaker 1: whatever you say. So we went to this sanctuary and
Speaker 1: the elephants are so tall that you have to climb
Speaker 1: on top of this roof of this house and feed
Speaker 1: it bananas till it likes you. And if it likes you,
Speaker 1: you can get on it. And if it doesn't like you,
Speaker 1: too bad. You four hours from Bangkok. They don't give
Speaker 1: a fun just like a man, right, ladies anyway, But
Speaker 1: it made me feel like I did something honorable, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Trust a little while. So I
Speaker 1: had this experience with an elephant that never made me
Speaker 1: want to go to a zoo again because I realized
Speaker 1: how human they were. This sounds it's so funny. When
Speaker 1: I tell the story, my friends are like, bitch, what
Speaker 1: drug did you take that you felt disconnected? So the
Speaker 1: elephants put you in the lake and they take their
Speaker 1: nose long trunk and they flip you over and they
Speaker 1: play with you and they love doing that. Right, So
Speaker 1: I guess the elephant could tell I was in distress
Speaker 1: because I was exhausted. He was playing with me really hard,
Speaker 1: in and out of the water and I was tired.
Speaker 1: I started swimming to the shore because I was getting
Speaker 1: out of breath. The elephant started charging towards quote unquote land,
Speaker 1: and everybody's freaking the funk out kind of wild elephants
Speaker 1: because they're like, oh, he's gonna stomp on her. He's
Speaker 1: mad at her because she stopped playing, and he stands
Speaker 1: over me, and I couldn't understand what was going on,
Speaker 1: and it was like, oh, he sensed that I was
Speaker 1: out of breath or that I wasn't feeling well, and
Speaker 1: so he was being protective. And then other people that
Speaker 1: came around me, you would make noise out of the trunk,
Speaker 1: and I was like, holy shit. It was almost like
Speaker 1: a dog. How when your dog senses that something's wrong
Speaker 1: with you? Dude. After that, I had this new found
Speaker 1: connection to wild animals and I was like, no, that
Speaker 1: was way too eating. So it's funny, So you told
Speaker 1: you you tell the story of your friends, and like, you,
Speaker 1: what are you trying to say. I'm trying to say
Speaker 1: I need a boyfriend and it sounds so dumb. For
Speaker 1: like two weeks, I was like, I just can't eat
Speaker 1: chicken right now, Like I can't eat that's nothing about it.
Speaker 1: I met an elephant and then once I got back
Speaker 1: to the States and there was that Papa's I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was nice, but he's not good enough for me
Speaker 1: to give up a fried chicken. Um. One last you
Speaker 1: got one last factor? I was, I was, I was,
Speaker 1: are we done? No? Well, my third moment there two? Wow,
Speaker 1: that flew by. Yeah, yeah, I talked about him being
Speaker 1: a sleep It's lineback for a domestic abuse for the musicians.
Speaker 1: So what do we learn to Let's see, let's do
Speaker 1: let's do a recap. Number one. I learned that the
Speaker 1: Neverland Ranch also housed exotic animals and they helped Joe
Speaker 1: Exotic house his zoo. He had crocodiles alligator and those
Speaker 1: crocodiles alligators. It saw a lot of kids. Anyway, Let's see,
Speaker 1: we learned that Joe Exotic used to be a cop
Speaker 1: that didn't take it to to help you did bath
Speaker 1: And when tigers get a boner, they really get a boner.
Speaker 1: Get Bligers do not exist in the wild because they
Speaker 1: just don't live in the same places, so maybe they
Speaker 1: would fuck who knows? And not only did that guy
Speaker 1: low also uh, you know, exploit tigers, have weird threesomes
Speaker 1: in Las Vegas and used cubs that lure women. He
Speaker 1: also is a complete piece of shit who uh uh
Speaker 1: was charge of fraud for posing as an employee for
Speaker 1: domestic abuse charity. So well, speaking of cubs in a bid,
Speaker 1: the cougars were also in a bed for seventy dollars
Speaker 1: a night by Carol and her weirdo husband dead husband
Speaker 1: maybe missing, disappear, I don't know husband uh and uh
Speaker 1: they also she also did a Llama grass cutting services.
Speaker 1: We we we did this topic because I was just
Speaker 1: fascinated by the show. It was a train wreck. It
Speaker 1: was a car crash you can't not look at. But
Speaker 1: also there was a sent It made me feel for
Speaker 1: the animals and it really reassessed my view of zoos
Speaker 1: and like places where animals are kept are captive and
Speaker 1: I think it really in a weird way. It was entertaining,
Speaker 1: but also it really tugged my heartstrings since I felt
Speaker 1: I felt back for those animals. Man, that's so a
Speaker 1: lay fore of you, but honestly I felt the same
Speaker 1: like it just it was hard to watch that show
Speaker 1: and not feel some compassion. Yeah, and and you just
Speaker 1: watch greed and and people like It's just it wasn't
Speaker 1: about the message to the animals anymore. I feel like
Speaker 1: I totally lost it. And I'm glad that we got
Speaker 1: to share those facts with people. But I mean, obviously
Speaker 1: it was a craze amongst America. It was crazylegamy, drugs, murder, sex, Yeah, math,
Speaker 1: math and no tease. It had everything. Everything was bet
Speaker 1: math thing you had to say. You had a great
Speaker 1: joke on Twitter about math. Oh like, how did Joe
Speaker 1: Exotic get two men to be two men? Too straight
Speaker 1: men to marry him? Uh? I don't know. You do
Speaker 1: the math? Does that doesn't add up? You do the math?
Speaker 1: I know it's a hell of a tweet. Um, do
Speaker 1: you have some good fun? This has been a great
Speaker 1: Did you have a good time. I had a good time.
Speaker 1: We learned a lot. I hope and if and if
Speaker 1: you didn't watch the show, how you're kidding your this show?
Speaker 1: This obviously this episode doesn't really apply to you. But
Speaker 1: if you did, I'm hope you found fun information about
Speaker 1: the show that you just watched. And uh, giving a plug,
Speaker 1: giving a plug for yourself anything going on? Unfortunately, No,
Speaker 1: I have nowhere to go. I have nothing to promote
Speaker 1: because nothing is fucking going on for me. But it's
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Speaker 1: Decisions or of Exact Moondo, and you enjoy this podcast,
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Speaker 1: now we've got is pussy and eggs. Yeah, this has
Speaker 1: been a great episode for facts sake. I've been Eddie,
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