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Speaker 1: Welcome to the day. It is Tuesday, October fifteenth, Hi, Gandhi. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hello Danielle, Hello Froggy, Good morning of us, Hello, sy My, Elvis, Hello,

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Speaker 1: producer Sam. Morning, We're straight Nate? Um? Is he not

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Speaker 1: It can give you the flu. That is not true.

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Speaker 1: And beautiful your rout. It's never called You're You're way

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Speaker 1: off up with you today? Gandhi? Okay, so you know

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Speaker 1: story in the Morning Show. If I want apples or pumpkins,

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Speaker 1: what are you going on? I don't know about you,

420
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Speaker 1: but I spent my weekend enjoying everything. Offset and Cardi

421
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Speaker 1: B had to give Oh my good hole, hell happened now?

422
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So was her birthday. So he gave

423
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Speaker 1: her this humongous diamond ring. It was ridiculous, like her

424
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,880
Speaker 1: hand was dragging on the floor, it was that big.

425
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:55,160
Speaker 1: But then they went to Turks and Caicos together and

426
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Speaker 1: she torked the whole weekend. There's one picture where I'll

427
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,399
Speaker 1: find it there. I can't even describe what they're doing,

428
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,440
Speaker 1: but you gotta see it and his tongues out. Let's

429
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 1: just say they're enjoying some what looks to be simulated

430
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,439
Speaker 1: oral on a jet ski. It's I mean, and you

431
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,680
Speaker 1: had to see her dancing on her tats and oh man,

432
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Speaker 1: it was crazy. Oh it's crazy. I wouldn't show the

433
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Speaker 1: kids it, but it was crazy. So Cody Simpson's Instagram

434
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 1: story over the weekend was interesting as well. Laying in

435
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Speaker 1: bed with Miley Cyrus, touching tongues and playing around with

436
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 1: that joker filter. It was kind of creepy. I'm just saying,

437
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Speaker 1: it's just how celebrities roll, Like you just move on

438
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 1: and then you're immediately posting pictures with a new one. Right,

439
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 1: So you've been with that other person for so long,

440
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 1: but we don't know everything. They might have been a

441
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Speaker 1: part longer than we know, you know what I mean.

442
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,439
Speaker 1: We always just think it's like subliminal warfare. I'm like,

443
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Speaker 1: I see what you're doing. I respect it. Okay, all right,

444
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 1: it is official Zoe credits. Well, how long how long

445
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Speaker 1: had they been broken up? Well, I'm saying maybe it's

446
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 1: longer than we think, because it was only like a

447
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Speaker 1: couple of months ago, you did say I did not

448
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 1: you broke up with that guy. Now you're dating this

449
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,640
Speaker 1: new guy in post pictures as anyone the one before

450
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,880
Speaker 1: you were broken up maybe a month. Were you judging tongues? Nope,

451
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,440
Speaker 1: none of them. It's kind of interesting and he was

452
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Speaker 1: never my boyfriend. All Right, it is official, Zoe Kravitz.

453
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Speaker 1: We'll play Catwoman opposite Robert Pattinson in The Batman, and

454
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,160
Speaker 1: the movie's gonna take us back to Batman's early years.

455
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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Star, your YouTube Superstar just released limited edition zombie

456
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Speaker 1: t shirts for Halloween season, if you want to get

457
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Speaker 1: your hands on that. Also, Justin Bieber is on a

458
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Speaker 1: gluten free diet now because he is allergic to gluten.

459
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Speaker 1: He told his his Instagram followers. Worst news ever, no

460
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,160
Speaker 1: more Coronas unless they make gluten free beer. So it's

461
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Speaker 1: a sad day for Justin Bieber. Tonight, a lot going

462
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Speaker 1: on the eighth season premiere of Arrow. I know a

463
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Speaker 1: lot of people are excited to watch that am Buyer,

464
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Speaker 1: The Resident. The Flash is on New Amsterdam. Also The Voice.

465
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Speaker 1: You've got part two of the Battle Rounds going down

466
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Speaker 1: there and next hour we're gonna talk about Rihanna. There's

467
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 1: one thing that doesn't piss her off when people ask her.

468
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Speaker 1: I can't believe that poor Justin Bieber is just now

469
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Speaker 1: find finding out he's allergic to gluten. Yeah, but does

470
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:16,959
Speaker 1: does scissor pep gluten? Is he okay? There? Oh? My god? Hello?

471
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Speaker 1: Is this Emily? Yes? This is MEI Why are you mad? Why?

472
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: Why are you mad? Oh? I was so annoyed and

473
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Speaker 1: upset and irritate with my husband because we've planned this

474
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Speaker 1: whole happy apple picking day and then we get there

475
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Speaker 1: and he's been such a miserable mood. All he wants

476
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Speaker 1: to do is just go in the cooler and buy

477
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 1: the already made bushels apple. Yeah. Well, then why did

478
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: we drive all the way out here just to go

479
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: buy the bushels? You can go at the grocery store,

480
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:49,400
Speaker 1: the whole point your own apple. Well, I know, here's

481
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 1: the experience of it. I know, I get it. I

482
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,919
Speaker 1: understand the concept of going with your family and your

483
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 1: friends and you go out into the orchard and you

484
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: pick apples. But if you think about it, it's just

485
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,360
Speaker 1: easier to have them picked. You know what I'm saying.

486
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 1: They're ready, you're you're gonna take too many apples home

487
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,400
Speaker 1: and waste them. They're gonna get nasty and rotten. Yeah,

488
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 1: but then you lose out on those memories and the

489
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: fun of the kids lifting them into the trees to pick,

490
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: the riding with your pens, and we so hot apple ciders.

491
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Speaker 1: You go through and tasting a bite out of every

492
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Speaker 1: kind you find. So growing up, we would go on

493
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Speaker 1: trips with other families, and you pay by the weight,

494
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Speaker 1: you know that, So we would hide some in the

495
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Speaker 1: trunk and the gut so that you wouldn't have to

496
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Speaker 1: pay for all the apples. I mean it was expensive,

497
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 1: that was right. Yeah. What about the pumpkin memories and

498
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: all those memories? No way, what about pumpkin picking? Now,

499
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Speaker 1: this one makes me extra mad because you're not really

500
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Speaker 1: picking the pumpkins. They're just just lamb we don't They

501
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,919
Speaker 1: just they toss them off a trunk and throw them

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Speaker 1: in the field and you think you're picking that they're

503
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: not connected to the ground now, right, per pound per pound,

504
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Speaker 1: Whereas at the store you just get any's eyes pumpkin

505
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 1: for a set price, no matter how big. Yeah, the

506
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,199
Speaker 1: plays up at my mom's house, they tell you that

507
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: they just take them from the grocery store and they

508
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: just put them in the field and the charge extra. Yes,

509
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: that's what they do. I love how we're just we're

510
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: just crotch of the old. They just throw a bunch

511
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Speaker 1: of pumpkins in the field and they go, oh, it's

512
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: a pumpkin pack. No, it's a field with a bunch

513
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 1: of don't pay the money for the experience to go

514
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 1: to walk out into a field and pick up a

515
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Speaker 1: pumpkin that someone dumped out of the trunk there as well,

516
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 1: it's it's not really pumpkin picking, it's pumpkin choosing, right right,

517
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,679
Speaker 1: what are you doing this weekend? We went pumpkin choosing

518
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: and you got to pick the one that's not rotten,

519
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: it didn't fall out of the truck too hard. And

520
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: you always pick the one that's the Charlie Brown tree,

521
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: like the one that you know nobody's going to take

522
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: home with them because it's like deform pumpkin. I always

523
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: take that one home. And what happens with the white

524
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 1: pumpkin that's got all the bumps on it? Who I

525
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: love albiono pumpkins? All right, look, Emily, thank you, and

526
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: thanks for reminding us that it's all stupid. Have a

527
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 1: beautiful day, good bye, mate, mate, I don't know. I

528
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: do love the smell of the pumpkin guts, Yeah, I

529
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 1: love that smell. Love it. We did something different this year.

530
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: We bought, you know, the pumpkins that they have carved

531
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: at those places where you go and they have like

532
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: hundreds of pumpkins carved. So they have fake ones that

533
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 1: you can buy and you can carve them. And I

534
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: find that they're better. Yes, they're fake pumpkins and you

535
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: can carve it. You can carve them out of so

536
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: I don't even know what. But the squirrels don't eat them,

537
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 1: because my problem is I leave my pumpkin out of

538
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: thy car and the freaking squirrel leave the damn thing.

539
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: So this one, the squirrels don't eat them. Much better.

540
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 1: It made out. I don't know what the stuff that's

541
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: ruining the planet. But we got him at Michaels or

542
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 1: like a c. Moore, all that fake funk. Let me see,

543
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 1: it's a fun. Yeah, I'm not kidding. Let me see.

544
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they look real. I told you, ye,

545
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: you never know the difference. And the squirrels move them alone.

546
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: The squirrels. The squirrels would he pissed off because because

547
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 1: of funks, they're gonna rally against you. How much are

548
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: they funk It depends on the size. Yeah, you can

549
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: get a freak pumpkin or a funkin or what's a

550
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: freak pumpkin from the different names. Oh my god, it's

551
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: like thirty four dollars. They're not No, no, no, they're

552
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 1: not all that much. Have to buy a new one

553
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: every year. Can you keep one the fake pumpkin last forever?

554
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is the first year we've done it,

555
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: so I would think you can keep. It's uniquely shaped,

556
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: a little bit freaky. Gnarled surface and eggplant shape make

557
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: the freak one of more unusual but carvable none nonetheless

558
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: a carbal carvable funk. Yeah, but it was a squirrel

559
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: and I came to snack and found that I'd poop

560
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: all over your property. Right everywhere I'm in, They all

561
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 1: tons of funking. Yeah. If you go to like a

562
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: Michael's or like your craft shops, that's where we got them,

563
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: and like it. You can carve it. Yes, you can

564
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: carve it. Oh my god, it's so cool. That's what

565
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying they don't rot. They last the whole season.

566
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 1: I'd rather have a rotting funkin pumpkin. No, because they

567
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: get all that hair in them. It's all there's all

568
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: these and these like little replies fly around. I love it.

569
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 1: How if you carve your pumpkin and it's slowly, it

570
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: slowly just disintegrates and it just kind of it just melts.

571
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: Then all this juice comes out of it and it's

572
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 1: all over the plate. I know you don't want. That's

573
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: the best part about pumpkins is smashing them. If you

574
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: go to acmore dot com, they're on sale right now.

575
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: You can get the ten inch fumpkin for nine dollars.

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00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: It was thirty bucks. You can get the big huge

577
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: funking it was forty bucks. It's twelve dollars, and the

578
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: little baby guys for fifty. There you go. Scary, actually scary.

579
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: Actually bought fake flowers. They were calla lilies, but they

580
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: were falla lilies. You can get a look at that.

581
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: It's like black and white cookie. Hello AJ, sorry about that.

582
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: We're talking about functions. No problem, what's going on? So

583
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,479
Speaker 1: I used to work Evan Apple orchard. It was my

584
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: first job, and I was a checker. You know you

585
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: were a checker. What did the checker do at the

586
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: apple orchard? I used to check cars to see if

587
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: they were stealing apples. Well, hold on, so what you

588
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: would you would force them to open their trunk and

589
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: take a look. Yep, yeah, I used to search their

590
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: cars before they would go to the cashier. I would

591
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: search their cars because people like Danielle, Danielle a little thief.

592
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: You're the reason why apple picking is so expensive now.

593
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: And how many like how many cars out of ten

594
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: would have stolen apples? A lot um? I mean I

595
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: would see an app apple here and there, but you

596
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,239
Speaker 1: know there's a whole orchard of apples, So it's like,

597
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: why did I care? What was the consequence if you

598
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: busted somebody? You know? Oh? People would actually bring like

599
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: bags shoot from other apple orchards and put the apples

600
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: into the bags and pretend like they come from other

601
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: apple orchards. For apples, I mean, I mean, are people

602
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: of nuts? I mean, they're apples at that point, just

603
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: let them take just pay for your apple. Yeah, but

604
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: you know what app to make them champer? No? No, no,

605
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: they're apples. You need to pay for those. If you're

606
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: gonna go to the apple orchard and you're gonna say

607
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: you're taking the apples, you gotta pay for them, stale

608
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: the apples. Do you guys call the cops on people

609
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: like shoplifters? Um, We had people that we would tell tell,

610
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: We would tell our boxes and they would call people

611
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: and the cops would come. By that time that you

612
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: got pulls in your truck, I guess we're gonna give

613
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: you a beat down. Hey, Grandma, I couldn't help, but

614
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: notice you've got an extra granny Smith in that I'm

615
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: gonna beat you down. And I'm like, how did you

616
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: identify that they were your apples not the other farm's

617
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 1: actual apple? I don't know. I just don't know apples

618
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: or apples. AJ Thank you an apple orchard chap Well.

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Speaker 1: to us. That makes me want to risk it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna break his legs apple. You hold him down,

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00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:36,040
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Speaker 1: way to hire. We have a phone tap on the way.

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Speaker 1: That's the good news. The bad news. It's worth nothing.

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Speaker 1: It's not a free money phone tap, not a free trip.

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Speaker 1: Phone taps, a phone tap. Who does the phone tap?

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Speaker 1: Today's Gary Garrett Garretts Birthday's birthday boy, Garrett. How about

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Speaker 1: we make it a free book phone tap where we

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Speaker 1: give away an Elvis story. Got aim high, Shoot for

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Speaker 1: the Stars? Oh that book? I gotta tell you. More

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Speaker 1: and more people say they really like it, and I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out why because it's good. Okay, all right, Um,

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Speaker 1: it's really something. I'm just thinking about it over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: If we want to sell more books, and we do, right, so, Daddy,

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Speaker 1: can we have a good Christmas Listener testimonials, people actually

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Speaker 1: saying that they liked it. Good because you're tired of

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Speaker 1: me talking about my book, So now let's let other

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Speaker 1: people talk about it. I think that's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: And everyone's got a different take because obviously all of

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Speaker 1: us know you, so we have one view of it.

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Speaker 1: It'll be interesting to hear from people who don't at all.

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Speaker 1: And you know what's kind of sneaky is you know

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Speaker 1: we're in the marketing business and we charge people for airtime.

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Speaker 1: I'll do it for free. Oh I'm gonna sell my

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Speaker 1: book for free. I don't have to pay a penny.

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Speaker 1: How about that? You like that? What's that scaring? You?

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Speaker 1: Should buy ads on the radio station? No? Why why

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Speaker 1: would pay? I don't have to. We're talking about it

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Speaker 1: right now. How much money do I just send? That's right?

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Speaker 1: Why would I do that? I'm gonna I'm gonna pay

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Speaker 1: this place to run my ads. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: hold on, Elvis is doing it even better. They're paying

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Speaker 1: him to be here right now. He's talking about his

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Speaker 1: book and selling it right right. That's right. Oh, they're

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Speaker 1: paying all of us just to get on the air

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Speaker 1: and talk about buying my book. Danielle. You haven't said

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Speaker 1: anything about people needing to buy my book to you guys,

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Speaker 1: you need ready to buy this book. It is so fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. You know what. Guess what they're gonna pay

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Speaker 1: you to say that. Hi. You know the holidays are coming.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to get in the crowds of the

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Speaker 1: shopping Just buy all the books you can online and

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Speaker 1: ship them to everybody that you love. I love it

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Speaker 1: A great gift. Here's what I want to hear. Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm gandhi for Elvis Durand's book called Where Do I Begin? Okay, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm Gandhi for Elvis Duran's book Where Do I Begin?

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Speaker 1: Exactly okay? So on Amazon it still has it still

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Speaker 1: has five star reviews four point nine four oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: four point nine out of five because Soon gave it

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Speaker 1: a three star review of the review this okay. This

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Speaker 1: review is called thought I was getting steak, but I

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Speaker 1: got a cheeseburger. White love this. Can we start hunting

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Speaker 1: down reviewers? No? This is good. Look you know what, people,

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Speaker 1: I love opinions. I love Elvis and his show. All

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Speaker 1: the build up for this book was killing me. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't wait to get it and read it slightly disappointed.

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Speaker 1: Slightly that's a positive. I expected tons of juicy gossip

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Speaker 1: things I did not know in the whole CD underbelly

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Speaker 1: of his life is I think the book just skimmed

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Speaker 1: the top layer of his life that we already knew.

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Speaker 1: Not much new in the book except the death of

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Speaker 1: his co worker in Houston that made me cry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the nine eleventh chapter. Yeah, maybe he'll write another one

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Speaker 1: and give us the dirt. Well, funny you mentioned that

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Speaker 1: already working on book two, and I'm telling you right now,

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Speaker 1: there is some stuff in book two the that's not

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Speaker 1: in book one. We make suggestions, what can we make

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Speaker 1: suggestions of experiences we've read with you and put in

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Speaker 1: the book. I would love to be part of the

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Speaker 1: Iowa chapter. Oh my god, my god. When you had

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Speaker 1: to put me in the shower, I was so drunk

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Speaker 1: in the morning, I couldn't do the show, and Nate

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Speaker 1: had to bathe me, and we all got on the

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Speaker 1: phone him because he was so convinced he could do

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Speaker 1: the show, and he's like, you're not going to do

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Speaker 1: a show. Okay, all right, let's try to get away

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Speaker 1: too much. That could be a chapter. I could do

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Speaker 1: a chapter just all the times I just left up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what about when we almost died coming from coming home

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Speaker 1: from the Bahamas on the boat that was almost died.

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Speaker 1: We almost died on a boat the birds, Remember when

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Speaker 1: the birds flew into the engine too. Yeah, Danielle are

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Speaker 1: flying to Florida and geese flew into the chat and

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Speaker 1: it smelled like someone was cooking a chicken. I kid

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Speaker 1: you not, and we slowly went back to the airport

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Speaker 1: and thought we were going to die. How about a

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Speaker 1: confessional chapter where we'd all give our opinions of you

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Speaker 1: without you knowing until afterwards. He was trying to become

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Speaker 1: a published author by like some type of little Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, yeah, so we have a chapter called the

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Speaker 1: Times I fell down? I like, okay, maybe two chapters done?

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Speaker 1: The time I fell and broke my rib anyway, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I'm already working on that. Is that your husband

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Speaker 1: that gave it only a little bit of Alex? Oh,

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Speaker 1: because Alex said he was a little disappointed. Alex read

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Speaker 1: the whole thing, and I went, I mean, without coming

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Speaker 1: up for air once. He didn't even use the bathroom, right,

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Speaker 1: he came and he finished the book, and I went,

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Speaker 1: so what'd you think? And he looked at me. Minut really,

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Speaker 1: don't forgive the fall at the zoo in Miami. You

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Speaker 1: fell there as well. You tried to ride the bicycle

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Speaker 1: faded while writing. Okay, okay, So we have a chapter

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Speaker 1: of times. I think the new books would be called

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Speaker 1: how am I Alive? How the hell am I stick?

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Speaker 1: Here a chapter called crying in My office? The times

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Speaker 1: that you cried in your I've never tried cry in

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Speaker 1: his office. That's your chapter. Scary you will be crying

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Speaker 1: my office in about ten minutes. How about instead of

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Speaker 1: that times I made someone else cry? By the way,

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Speaker 1: if anyone ever cried, it was their fault, not mine.

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Speaker 1: And don't there's another fault. Don't forget the fall during

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Speaker 1: the hurricane, and there's another fault there. I have video

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Speaker 1: of that one. Be a chapter of how I propositioned

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Speaker 1: our guests bathers. It was Jack Antona, his dad was here.

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Speaker 1: I looked at his I looked his dad in the

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Speaker 1: eye and said, you know what I want to do you.

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Speaker 1: But he was far with it. He didn't take offense.

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Speaker 1: I already want to pre order this book. This is

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Speaker 1: gonna be a good book anyway. So this one reviewer

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Speaker 1: just didn't like it, and that's fine. It's totally fine.

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Speaker 1: It's fine. You know me, I don't care. It's like

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Speaker 1: plash Mark when that one person gave me that one

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Speaker 1: less star than I needed because oh the didn't come

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Speaker 1: exactly on time. That piss me off. I still think

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Speaker 1: my favorite review is the guy who absolutely loved the

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Speaker 1: book and bought a second one, but then only gave

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Speaker 1: you four stars. Two books, but gave me four stars.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, it's okay. So anyway, the book is called

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Speaker 1: Where Do I Begin? Buy it today, won't you. It's

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Speaker 1: been a seven minute commercial. We already did it. We

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Speaker 1: did a commercial for the book's not even written yet.

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Speaker 1: Next an Amazon Audible you can That's another way I'm

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Speaker 1: turned this off. That's another way to get my book

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Speaker 1: is buy it through audible and here in your hear

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Speaker 1: it in my voice, right. He tells you the story

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Speaker 1: of his life like you're talking to Elvis. Please buy

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Speaker 1: several copies. You know what. Listener satisfaction is through the

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Speaker 1: roof A patient for the new book is at an

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Speaker 1: all time high. The second book. The first book is

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Speaker 1: called Where Do I Begin? The second book, we'll be

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Speaker 1: called where do I continuing? I'm so excited about my

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Speaker 1: next book. But you know what, I can't write the

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Speaker 1: new book until we sell out the first book. Let's

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Speaker 1: get into the three things you need to know. God, Hey,

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Speaker 1: did you guys see that building collapse in New Orleans? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My god? Yeah? Is crazy. That was frightening, very frightening. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: what are your three things? What's going on? Well? A

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Speaker 1: former Fort Worth police officers being charged with murdering a

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Speaker 1: woman that he shot in her own home. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you guys saw this story over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Aaron Deane resigned from the forests after Saturday shooting that

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Speaker 1: killed a Tatiana Jefferson. He was responding to a wellness

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Speaker 1: check at her home when a neighbor reported her door open.

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Speaker 1: Apparently she was just playing video games with her nephew

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Speaker 1: and he did shoot her through the window. Going to

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Speaker 1: the DMV may get more annoying than it already is,

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Speaker 1: really nos, the Rhode Island DMV is pitching the idea

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Speaker 1: of charging people fifteen dollars just to walk in the door.

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Speaker 1: They say that they're tired of having people come in

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Speaker 1: for things that you could do online. So if you

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Speaker 1: come in for something you could have done online, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to pay a fee. Might eliminate some of

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Speaker 1: the line And they say it'll make millions of dollars

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Speaker 1: a year. So we'll see how this goes. And finally,

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Speaker 1: this is some great news. A veteran who lost the

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Speaker 1: lower half of his body and anxi an explosion actually

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Speaker 1: got one of the world's first penis transplants. And it's great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so they've been doing stuff before, but you actually had

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Speaker 1: to use an external pump to make this work. This

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Speaker 1: time you don't have to do that. He said, it's

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Speaker 1: the best decision he's ever made in his life. He's

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Speaker 1: really excited about it. I love that. WHOA good for him,

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Speaker 1: good for everyone? Yeah, I like good news story. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: All right, we have a phone tap coming up. It's

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Speaker 1: worth nothing, but I will remind you. I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: We'll have a free book phone tap. Let's talk about

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Speaker 1: the book. Let's talk about the book. Yeah, this book

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Speaker 1: or the next book. I'll sign it with your name.

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Speaker 1: I'll sign it live on the hour. I will write

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Speaker 1: what you want me to write in the book when

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Speaker 1: you win it. All right, that's awesome. I love this text.

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Speaker 1: I have Elvis's book in my Amazon cart, can't wait

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Speaker 1: to order. Elvis seems like such an uplifting, inspiring person.

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Speaker 1: I like that. I've had a really bad year, but

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Speaker 1: listening to your show brightens my day. See it's all

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Speaker 1: in the book. By the book, here's a chapter, The

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Speaker 1: time I threw a chair I used to throw They

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Speaker 1: made me stop throwing chair by note. Sometimes you gotta

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Speaker 1: throw a chair anyway. All right, you're about the time

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Speaker 1: you threw a microwave. I threw a microwac You no,

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Speaker 1: just at the wall, alight, I gotta take a break.

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Speaker 1: The free book. Phone tap is coming up now, My goods,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I were talking. Well, it's an honor

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Speaker 1: to have you here. This is Elvis Duran in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You know you can listen to my book

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Speaker 1: on Audible. Oh tell me more. But let me tell

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Speaker 1: you what else is going on at Audible. It's Halloween season.

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Speaker 1: It's Daniel's favorite season of the year. Uh, it's time

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Speaker 1: to listen too, something scary. How about some scary thrillers?

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Speaker 1: Well that's it by Stephen King, narrated by Stephen Webber

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Speaker 1: as well as all Stephen King audio books like Carrie

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Speaker 1: narrated by Sissy Spacek and pet Cemetery narrated by Michael C. Hall. Also,

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Speaker 1: there's a book called Imaginary Friend, Oh, a new one

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Speaker 1: from the author of Perks of Being a Wallflower. Imaginary

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Speaker 1: Friends about seven year old boy who vanishes and returns

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Speaker 1: with a new imaginary friend tells him, Hey, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna give away the block. I'm giving you way too much. Dracula,

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Speaker 1: We're give away a book. Priceless, priceless, better than money. Okay.

849
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,439
Speaker 1: Another chapter for the new book, All the security guards

850
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: I've had a fight with. Yeah, that's a good one.

851
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: Rihanna's security guards. Uh, oh gosh that at the Y

852
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: one hundred jingle ball backstage there was this one guy

853
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: who's gonna throw me out, and you started fighting with him.

854
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 1: And you've gotten more in to fight with than I did. Yeah,

855
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,720
Speaker 1: there was that the guy that the big, the large

856
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: guy who was in the hallway. You go, you're gotta

857
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: clear this hallway. We gotta keep this hallway clear so

858
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: people can walk back. I said, your stomach has taken

859
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: up a half the hallway. I love it. You should

860
00:44:54,600 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: have another one called my Pettiest Moment. Oh, going to

861
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 1: be things. Another chapter of things I have thrown because

862
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 1: I threw a microwave oven Okay, I threw my suit

863
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: hit the Grammys. I like that. Okay, So I was.

864
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: I was. I was on the red carpet at the

865
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:21,919
Speaker 1: Grammys for Entertainment tonight, ET right, I think yes. And

866
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: all the people who work at ET they go to

867
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: this one hotel room across the street to get their

868
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: hair and makeup done, and they have a place to

869
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: hang your suit. All the girls. You know, all the

870
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: women they had their gowns hanging up and there was

871
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: room for my suit. Yeah, and I went to hanging

872
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: up in this this old hag do we make them?

873
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, but you're not going

874
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: to put that suit next to these counts. I said, well,

875
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: I'm correspondent, I'm working the red carpet. You're not going

876
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: to hang your suit there. And I went, well, I

877
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 1: just threw the suit on the floor, just walked out.

878
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,720
Speaker 1: I love you, said, one called my finest temper tantry.

879
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: He used to call them talent fit. Yes, Garrett Elvis.

880
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,959
Speaker 1: The way you threw that microwave, though, was I've never

881
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: seen a microwave fly that that far. So you came

882
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 1: in one morning, uh you know, fresh off the weekend.

883
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 1: You open up your office and you were going to

884
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: put something in the microwave. Yes, someone on my personal

885
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: private micro correct someone on Friday name Scary put a

886
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: meatball with sauce in it, leaving the sauce to splatter

887
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: all over the microwave. Yes, is a backstory. The problem

888
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: is is the reason he got his own microwave was

889
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: because everyone leaves the other microwave disgust thing exactly, and

890
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: so he was tired of it, and he said, I'm

891
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: going to get my own microwave. Nobody is to use it,

892
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: so we have to, you know, tell you that story

893
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: before you find out the truth. Honestly, the microwave oven

894
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: over in your office, Danielle has disgusted. No, you could

895
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: make a meal out of the stuff dripping on its walls.

896
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 1: So I have my own microwave on my own office.

897
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: So Scary whoa. So he goes and uses my microwave

898
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 1: and it looks like a murder scene. It looks like

899
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 1: Dexter he had been in there, like chopping someone in here.

900
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: And so I went to use my microwave and I

901
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: opened it up and it looked I mean, it was

902
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: like cheese dripping. It's like, no, it looked like nachosh

903
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: and tomatoes. I'll tell you that was the last time

904
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 1: I ever used your microwave. Did he throw the microwave

905
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: at Scary No? No, from his office. So there's a hallway,

906
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: So from Elvis's office to the other office. If you're

907
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: standing in the hallway, all you saw was a microwave

908
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: fly across the hallway. Hold on, but you yelled something

909
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: while throwing it. Yeah, I remember, I don't think I

910
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,240
Speaker 1: can say it here he was, And that's how Scary

911
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 1: lost his privilege of going into Elvis's office. Wow, but no,

912
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: he still goes in my office and he steals appliances. Yeah,

913
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:52,800
Speaker 1: you stole my delongy Yeah all day oven. Yeah, he

914
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 1: just he just walks in and walks him down the

915
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 1: hallway and someone's like, where are you going with Elvis?

916
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: Is long oven a box? For three months? It's in

917
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: my office? Don't even do it's it's mine in my office,

918
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: and you're what's going on in my head? Was? I

919
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: don't think he really wants this. It's just sitting here.

920
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: I don't I feel like that's a conversation to be had,

921
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: right do you want this? A like like, Hey, you're

922
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: gonna gonna do you use that other scree when you

923
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: do that at his house? Like it's been to your

924
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: house for I don't know, six eight months. You don't

925
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: really seem to like it. I'm gonna take it all.

926
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: Haven't slept with Alex in a couple of weeks, might

927
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: as well just go take him on. You use your

928
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: car in two weeks. I'm just gonna take it. Yeah,

929
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: because I brought it back like that makes you a

930
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: good person. You did the right thing. It Okay, so

931
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: that's another chapter. What about when you threw all the

932
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 1: papers at me because you can get my attention one more?

933
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 1: All right? Now you're painting me out, You're you're painting

934
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: me like a monster or I'm not a hilarious but

935
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 1: I would buy this this book. If I'm listening, I

936
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: hear this, these stories, I would definitely buy this book.

937
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: I just you know what I have my father's temper,

938
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: my dad, my dad, which is greatest teeth and go

939
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 1: you have it. We can't play that beat the Why

940
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 1: don't you still? But we can't play that? No, No,

941
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know how to beat out all right, anyway,

942
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: I have lots of those listen that this one over

943
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: the weekend, just just for fun, a lot of outtakes.

944
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 1: Let's let's move on. It's a free book, phone tap.

945
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: How do you work this out? Right? There? Turn this

946
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 1: owner here? Free book phone tap. You know it has

947
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: four point nine on a five stars on Amazon. That's

948
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: pretty high. A lot of my friends have read it.

949
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: A lot of people who listen to the show have

950
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 1: read the book. They love it, and I know I'm

951
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: going on and on about it, but we gotta sell

952
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: some books here kids. Wherever books are sold, you gotta

953
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: pay for all that stuff you broke by throwing it. Yeah,

954
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 1: be call be caller one hundred. As we get into

955
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: the free book, phone tap and uh, I'll autograph whatever

956
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: you say. I will write it as you say it.

957
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: How cool is that? Priceless? So stupid we are. We

958
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: don't have a budget, we don't have any money to

959
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: give away today or trips, so we're giving you a book.

960
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 1: I'll be calling one hundred and uh you can win

961
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: it now one eight hundred, two for two or one

962
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:36,919
Speaker 1: hundred all right, into your phone tap Elvis durand phone tap?

963
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap about today? So

964
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 1: Stephanie wants to play a phone tap on her mom Marcy.

965
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,919
Speaker 1: Now this is one simple yet effective. So Stephanie's gonna

966
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: get her hair done. So she wants to call her

967
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,919
Speaker 1: mom something went wrong, and I'm gonna play the part

968
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 1: of the person cutting her hair. Oh okay, we'll see

969
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:56,919
Speaker 1: how you doing here? Listening him, step I'm kind susy.

970
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: What's up? Oh? Um? I just my hair cut. Yeah,

971
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: how to come out? Um, well, they sort of shaved

972
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: my eyebrows off. What yeah? Even I don't have any

973
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: eyebrows left. Oh, I'm like, where did you get your

974
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 1: hair cut? I went to one of those schools where

975
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: they give free haircuts when they're learning. Don't tell me

976
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: you want. They're a hairdresser and they cut your eyebrows off.

977
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: This this just doesn't make any sense. What do you want?

978
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: I will relax, you will relax. So they decided to

979
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: take off your eyebrows. Who does that? Which I know

980
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 1: maybe they weren't practicing how to wax the eyebrows. I

981
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,919
Speaker 1: don't know. I kind of gozar. It's not that bad.

982
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: I mean, my eyebrows will grow back. It's not that bad.

983
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: Do you understand where we're going on Sunday? You're going

984
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: to see your entire family, people you haven't seen in

985
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: five years. You're gonna show up with no eyebrows in

986
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 1: that ridiculous pirate chattoo you just got on your shoulder.

987
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: What the hell's wrong with you? Calm down, Calm down,

988
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: You're gonna look like a drug addict. What a hair

989
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: are you? Right now? I'm still here I'm just sitting

990
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 1: in the chair. Who worked on you? There? I want

991
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: to talk to that moron, Lucas. Lucas, Hey, can you

992
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: come here? Hello? Hi, this is Lucas. How can I

993
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 1: help you? What the hell did you do to my daughter? Um?

994
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: She looks, she looks beautiful, she looks shawalker. You think,

995
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,720
Speaker 1: do you drug addict? No? No, I'm not a drug addict.

996
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: I am. You're just a butcher. I am not a butcher.

997
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: I I don't work in a Delhi. I work in

998
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: a hair salon. Okay, did she did she ask you

999
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: to remove her eyebrows? Well, that's the thing. She she

1000
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: kind of was asleep. I nudged her and it looked

1001
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: like she said yes, So I just went with it.

1002
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry. Sam, Boss on the phone right now?

1003
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: What stuff yebrows off? Related? My dad going to a

1004
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: family wedding on Sunday? Their family he's seen in five years.

1005
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: She's gonna go in there looking like a creek. I

1006
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 1: could fix it. No, no, no, no, no, no no

1007
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 1: no no, I'm sorry. You're not going to fix any things.

1008
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: Get a boss on the phone right now, ma'am, ma'am,

1009
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: I will fix it. Ye, sit down, in the chair.

1010
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: Sit down in the chair, car and I will kill you. Stephanie.

1011
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,359
Speaker 1: Just sit down in the chair and we'll we'll take

1012
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: care of this right now for your mom. Think you

1013
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: are really blowing this out of proportion. Right now, I'm

1014
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: telling you put one hand on my bottle and you're

1015
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: going to regret it. Ma'am. What if I just sweep

1016
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 1: up the eyebrows. Ze we tried to get them back

1017
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: on her. Out of your mind? Here, Just Stephanie, your mom,

1018
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: she's not happy. Get out of that salon. Now call

1019
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: me on your cell as soon as you get out,

1020
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: and I want the name and address. Do you hear me? Mom?

1021
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: I can't. They only have two of my nails done.

1022
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: Let me just finish all the man here and then

1023
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: and then I'll go, Oh, what is wrong of you?

1024
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 1: I am calling a police right now. Well, well, missus Evans,

1025
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: before you do that, I think I might need to

1026
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: tell you you just got phone tapped. Jephanyn think this

1027
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: is funny, miss Evans. My name is Garrett from Elvis

1028
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show. You just got phone tap

1029
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 1: by your daughter. Now office is staring at me. There

1030
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 1: you go, Garrett, playing the part of a hairdresser. Yeah,

1031
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: I believed it. Happy birthday, Garrett, it's his birthday. I

1032
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: thank you very much. If you have an idea for

1033
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: a phone tap, let us know. Go to Elvis Durand

1034
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: dot com and click on the phone tap link. That

1035
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 1: was your free book phone tap. Because we don't have

1036
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: any budget. Hello, is this Dave? Yes, it is Dave.

1037
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 1: Congratulations you just want a free book? Sorry, it's all

1038
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: we have. All right, I'm gonna sign it. Do you

1039
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,839
Speaker 1: know that book is perfect? Should I make this out

1040
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: to Dave? No, you should not, Okay, I want you

1041
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: to make I want you to make it out to Karen. Karen.

1042
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 1: What about Karen? I want to say, Karen, enjoy the book.

1043
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: Enjoy the book, your friend Elvis, your pals? There you go? Yeah?

1044
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: Would you that Karen? Who's Who's Karen? Karen is my

1045
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 1: wife and she's my pal. All right, David, thanks for

1046
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 1: listening to the free book phone tap. Should we do

1047
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 1: another one tomorrow? Why not? Until we until we have

1048
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 1: trips and cash, We'll just give away books. I want

1049
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: to totally take an advantage of been like, you're the

1050
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: best sex I ever had. My god his wife? All right, day,

1051
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us. I appreciate it. Thank you.

1052
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: Don't forget the next book all about my temper. Don't

1053
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: forget the chapter we're gonna do. What have you thrown?

1054
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 1: While angry? People are saying I have a temper because

1055
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: I'm a leo. Oh yeah, but what have you thrown?

1056
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: When you were angry? Daniel? I know you've thrown something.

1057
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 1: I threw markers as scary head, remember, yeah, a whole

1058
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: because okay, but let's talk about why. It was years

1059
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 1: and years ago. He came up behind me and he

1060
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 1: licked my neck and he I was like what what what?

1061
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: And so what? The first thing that was near me

1062
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: was a box of markers. So I turned around and

1063
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: chucked it at his head. We were kids. Yeah. I

1064
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 1: did throw a whole pizza at a boyfriend once. Whole pizza,

1065
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 1: you know, straight name. Yeah. He throws headphones all the time.

1066
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: I think this is like my fifth pair? You break them? Yeah,

1067
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: I get angry when yeah, he throws his phone to phones.

1068
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,240
Speaker 1: That's the only one with the temper. What have you thrown?

1069
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: One time I threw a whole bunch of coasters and

1070
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:47,720
Speaker 1: it caused a scene because they went flying in every direction. Angry.

1071
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,839
Speaker 1: Why were you angry? Because I got into an argument

1072
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: with my boyfriend and I was gonna leave, and he

1073
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: was standing in front of the door, and he was

1074
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: a neat freak because I was like, oh, if I

1075
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: mess up his apartment, he'll move because he's gonna go

1076
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: clean it up. So I started throwing all his coasters. Hey,

1077
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 1: joe An, Hi, Hi, So your dad just like just

1078
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 1: like us, has a little temper, so he throws things. Yeah,

1079
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: and he's a Leo too. All right, now I'm getting

1080
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: to the bottom of this. What did your dad throw?

1081
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: He threw a knife across the kitchen because one of

1082
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 1: his staff pistom off. No, no, was it? Did it

1083
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: go to word a person? And when did the knife

1084
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 1: hit someone? It hit a wall. It did go towards

1085
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: the person, but it hit a wall. Can youagine throwing

1086
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: a knife someone and then by yeah, yeah, oh sorry.

1087
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: So but everyone's okay, Yeah, everyone was good, thank god.

1088
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: But he's a leo. I think that's your takeaway there, Okay,

1089
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: thank you, Joan. Hello, Caroline, Hi, what did you throw

1090
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 1: at a co worker? Because you are so mad? I

1091
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: threw a desk, a child's desk at him. A child's desk.

1092
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 1: Will you Are you a teacher? Oh no, but I

1093
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: work in a school. And he used he said something

1094
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 1: that I did like he was like a trigger word. Um,

1095
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 1: he said something along the lines of your life must

1096
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: be pretty miserable if you do that jokingly and um.

1097
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 1: After that, he swears that all the desks levitated, and

1098
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: I kind of like just threw it at him. You

1099
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 1: threw a desk that obviously, by the way, are you

1100
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: a leo? I am not. I am a cancer. So

1101
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 1: cancers are throwers as well. Now when you throw the

1102
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 1: child's desk, there was no child on the desk, right,

1103
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 1: I mean there were no children in the school at

1104
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 1: the time, a childless it was a childless desk, all right,

1105
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: throwing furniture, he must obviously he hit a trigger where

1106
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: with you listen, But he's okay, Now you guys are friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1107
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 1: we we became really good friends afterwards. He do then

1108
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: not to like get me now, yeah no, no, no,

1109
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: God to put him in his place. Yeah, well, I

1110
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: kept talking to you right now, you can believe you're

1111
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: talking to us. Who Well you're here, What can I do?

1112
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: I'll send you a book, It's all we can do. Oh,

1113
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Drive on the board. Get him

1114
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 1: books to sign. I'll sign it too. Can you get

1115
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: it at the station. Maybe he'll throw it at you. Yeah,

1116
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna throw it at your Hold on hold

1117
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: one second. Can I have to get some information from you?

1118
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 1: And she's on line twenty three? How nice is that?

1119
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 1: Carol line? I love you, I love how you you

1120
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 1: think are? I love you? And I want to throw

1121
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: a desk at you. Okay, stop throwing, okay, okay, who's

1122
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,479
Speaker 1: having a temper atention right now? What? The phone won't work?

1123
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: I older he breaks phones. I just said that, don't

1124
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 1: beat the phone. You know. I have a desk thrown

1125
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: at me once you did. Yeah, it was a kid

1126
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: threw it at me. I was teaching This is card.

1127
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 1: I was teaching Catholic school, was teaching CCD and the

1128
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: kid in the class got pissed and he took his

1129
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: desk and tossed it at me. One time. I had

1130
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 1: given him a trigger word. That's the reason I have

1131
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 1: a set of like janitor keys thrown at me and

1132
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: it actually hit me the face. Oh yeah, I got

1133
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 1: cut and then a co worker got fired. It was

1134
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: dramatic was the janitor that threw the keys at you know,

1135
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 1: it was just one of my disgruntled co workers. He

1136
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 1: was on the show. We got into fighting on the air,

1137
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: and he threw keys at me. Oh my god, what's

1138
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 1: going on? Why are you yelling so many good calls?

1139
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 1: I can't get to him because we got the scrappy foe.

1140
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You can go to radio shack and

1141
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 1: get it. Take a break here. Yeah, Danielle has a

1142
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: report on the way. What do you have, Danielle. Oh,

1143
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: we're going to talk about the fight between Tom Hanks

1144
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: and I can't believe Tom Hanks has a fight with anybody.

1145
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: I know, he's perfect. Yeah, all right, who is he

1146
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: fighting with? We'll find out about that and more on

1147
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 1: the way every single morning. I absolutely Elvis Duran in

1148
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: the morning show. Great thing about fall and winter. Things

1149
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: slow down a little bit and you can settle in

1150
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,960
Speaker 1: with a good audio book from Audible, a roaring fire,

1151
01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:00,040
Speaker 1: hot chocolate, and the sound of your favorite listen. So

1152
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 1: treat yourself to an Audible trial and your first audiobook

1153
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 1: is free at audible dot com. Slash Elvis. It just

1154
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 1: always makes me laugh. I mean, I just I can't

1155
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 1: get enough of it. It makes my morning. Are we

1156
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 1: on the air? I wake up to the show every day.

1157
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: I literally listen all the time. It uses up all

1158
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 1: my data. I just love they Why are you yelling

1159
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 1: at me Elvisan in the Morning Show? O, my god,

1160
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 1: the whole place is just the whole place is just

1161
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 1: fall into pieces, fall into pieces, go to hell in

1162
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: a hand basket. Anyway, what is that? Why did you

1163
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 1: write down the number twenty one? So we'll do some

1164
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: I'll get going to talk to them. Oh, we're still

1165
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 1: talking about things you've thrown while Mado. The story that

1166
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 1: you told Gandhi was a little a little scary. That's

1167
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 1: not scary about your sister her. Oh there's something you know.

1168
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 1: You shouldn't say that in the air. Yeah, probably not.

1169
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 1: I mean it's actually we all laugh about it all

1170
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 1: the time. It was my cousin's favorite thing. So when

1171
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: we were little, she was probably like nine years old,

1172
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: she had a bear called my dad, which stood for

1173
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 1: mom and dad, and she used to beat it and

1174
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 1: choke it when she get mad at my parents. And

1175
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: my dad heard like a commotion in her room and

1176
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:23,960
Speaker 1: he went in and he saw what she was doing.

1177
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: And then she told him what was happening, and they

1178
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 1: thought it was the funniest thing in the world. But

1179
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: she's strangling mo dad, Yeah, which, yes, And she was

1180
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 1: taking out her aggression on her little animal. Beat the

1181
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 1: hell out of that bear. Poor. And if you know,

1182
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 1: my sister's extra funny because she's like the quietest, most calm,

1183
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 1: sweet human being you've ever met. That man, she unloaded

1184
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: on that bear, and it was very evident because all

1185
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 1: her other bears were in great shape, and then this

1186
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:56,000
Speaker 1: one just looked like, yeah, ear ripped off, dad. I

1187
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 1: better go check my kids rooms for my dad. Yeah,

1188
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 1: make sure that none of those like it's kind of healthy.

1189
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to these calls. By the way,

1190
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: the whole show really is just on a slippery slope

1191
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 1: to hell. Sorry for you. Let's go talk to h Ryan. Hi, Ryan, Hey,

1192
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 1: what did we talk to you the other day? No? Okay,

1193
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 1: you live out Morristown. Oh you live in Morristown, Tennessee, Tennessee. Right, okay,

1194
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,800
Speaker 1: because there's a Morristown, New Jersey not far from my

1195
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 1: house anyway. Well, hey, hey, so, um, look, every once

1196
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: in a while, things go wrong. You pick up something,

1197
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 1: you throw it, across the room. Makes sense to me? Right,

1198
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 1: So your mom what would she do? She? Your mom

1199
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:44,240
Speaker 1: was like a typical mom. She would say things that

1200
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 1: only moms can say. Right, what did she say to you?

1201
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 1: You know, I don't recall exactly what happened. I just

1202
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 1: remember I was a teenager and we were in an argument,

1203
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: um and we were in the kitchen and the next

1204
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 1: thing I know, she takes it has to add with

1205
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 1: the cabinet and throws it at me. She threw a

1206
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 1: glass across the room, right at you. And then what

1207
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: did she say? Look what you made me do? Mom's

1208
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 1: mom say things like that. Yeah, like my mom would say,

1209
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 1: you know what, this is all epped up? And I

1210
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 1: don't use that word like what you do use that word?

1211
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 1: Do you just use that word? Mom? You're a I

1212
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: mean Daniel all the time. If you didn't say that,

1213
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have had to do that. Well, she didn't

1214
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 1: hit you with the glass, did she, Ryan? No, she

1215
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 1: didn't hit me. Okay, maybe next time. Thanks for listening, Ryan,

1216
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:39,120
Speaker 1: I appreciate you. Let's go talk to Erica. Hi. Erica, Hello,

1217
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:43,320
Speaker 1: So your mom and dad would throw things at each other? Yeah,

1218
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 1: not very often, but there was one time we was

1219
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: sitting at the dinner table would me and my sister,

1220
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 1: my mom and dad. My dad started to carve the chicken,

1221
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 1: a full roasted chicken dinner, started to carve it. All

1222
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 1: of a sudden, the grease started leaking out of the

1223
01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:00,480
Speaker 1: chicken and leaning towards him. He picked up the chicken

1224
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: and just threw it across the table at my mom.

1225
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,080
Speaker 1: My mom picked up a beer and threw it right

1226
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 1: back at Oh my god, I mean they're having a

1227
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:11,919
Speaker 1: food final. Yeah, it was great a beer. I could.

1228
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel weird about someone throwing a

1229
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 1: beard someone, but throwing a chicken is totally fine. A

1230
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 1: chickens say, we went to McDonald's for dinner. River, Yeah,

1231
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 1: all right, and they and they got it all out

1232
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 1: all right, Thank you, Erica, thanks for listening. I'm gonna

1233
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 1: throw a chicken at you. Hi another Erica, Hi, Erica, Hi,

1234
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,280
Speaker 1: good morning, well, good morning. So it was the year

1235
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 1: two thousand and four, right, and the Yankees lost to

1236
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 1: the Red Sox. Yeah, go ahead, and uh, I was

1237
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 1: very calm after they lost. I very quietly went upstairs

1238
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 1: to my room and my closet door, and I tried

1239
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 1: shutting it about five times until I ripped about the

1240
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 1: hinges and throw it across the room. You ripped your

1241
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 1: closet door off the hinges and threw it across the room,

1242
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:09,680
Speaker 1: and may or may not who protected anger on to

1243
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:14,560
Speaker 1: the closet door. Let's the Yankees. I get it, Daniel,

1244
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:18,760
Speaker 1: you can really right, I can totally. I love that.

1245
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 1: Just ripping the door off the wall and throw it

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01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 1: across the room. That's hot. I love that. U in, Anastasia.

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01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:32,240
Speaker 1: How are you, Anastasia? I'm good. How are you okay? So, yeah,

1248
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:36,080
Speaker 1: you got upset. What happened? Well, I was actually my

1249
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 1: roommate at the time she got upset, and we were,

1250
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: I know, we were just talking and joking around, and

1251
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 1: then she threw a dildo at me. And it's the

1252
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 1: time that like suctions the wall. Well it like sucks

1253
01:06:49,640 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 1: into my forehead. Suction cupped dildo on your forehead, yep,

1254
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,440
Speaker 1: And we had like plunge it off because it was

1255
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,720
Speaker 1: so stuck on that once she like yanked it off,

1256
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,000
Speaker 1: had a big circle on my head and I had

1257
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: to walk around kind of just like oh, from the dildo,

1258
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,640
Speaker 1: are there pictures? Yeah? This is when you should always

1259
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:20,320
Speaker 1: have a camera ready to go. Oh not not not

1260
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 1: safe for work. By the way, that plays a great

1261
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 1: video in my head, really watching your roommate throw a

1262
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:28,439
Speaker 1: dildo at your forehead and get stuck. Yeah, I thought

1263
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 1: coming at me in slow motion? You know my life

1264
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:39,880
Speaker 1: all right in stay it. Thanks? Thanks, love, guys, thanks

1265
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 1: for listening to us. Hey, what's up there, dildo head?

1266
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 1: I love people listening to our show. We have the

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01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:53,720
Speaker 1: best listeners ever. All right, this is a new chapter

1268
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: in your next book. Listener stories and just do like

1269
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 1: a home. Oh god, what about the guy who realized

1270
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,720
Speaker 1: he was dating is and they continued to date. That

1271
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,920
Speaker 1: was the best board. The heart wants what it wants. Yeah,

1272
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 1: so much to do, So we got things to get to.

1273
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 1: The show is just beginning. Let's go around the room. Hey,

1274
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 1: producer Sam, we'll start with you today. What's on your mind?

1275
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:18,519
Speaker 1: So would you guys say that generally speaking, I'm a

1276
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,320
Speaker 1: good person. I try and do the right thing. You're

1277
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 1: You're one of the best people I know. I always

1278
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:24,760
Speaker 1: try and do good. Yeah, well, drunk Sam doesn't really

1279
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 1: always try and do well. Over the weekend, I was

1280
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,280
Speaker 1: at a wedding and I got a little too hammered,

1281
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:32,639
Speaker 1: and I stole a giant sign that this venue uses

1282
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,640
Speaker 1: for all of their brides. What's the sign say? Well, now,

1283
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,920
Speaker 1: it says congratulations Amanda October twelve, twenty nineteen. But they

1284
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,320
Speaker 1: rotate the name and the date for every bride coming in.

1285
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:43,680
Speaker 1: So I'd like to apologize for the bride who had

1286
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:47,400
Speaker 1: her wedding on Sunday because she was without Oh Sam.

1287
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,200
Speaker 1: I woke up and I saw it in the bed

1288
01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:52,840
Speaker 1: with me letters awry, and I asked William, what the

1289
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:55,360
Speaker 1: hell was this? He goes, you insisted on taking it

1290
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 1: out because you said Amanda would want it there. You

1291
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,840
Speaker 1: got better return that. I don't know what to do.

1292
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 1: I feel bad for the Sunday bride, but it's a

1293
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: done deal. They could have Azon Prime and other honey.

1294
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:06,599
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, wa waking up with a sign

1295
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,559
Speaker 1: in the bed isn't much better than stuff I woke

1296
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:13,040
Speaker 1: up with the bed. Okay, it's okay. No, you're a

1297
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 1: good person. We love you, you signed thief. Hey, what's up, Daniel?

1298
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:21,599
Speaker 1: So one of the Halloween costumes I have for Halloween

1299
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,519
Speaker 1: has a lot of like hay attached to it. So

1300
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:27,559
Speaker 1: came in the mail yesterday and there was a hay

1301
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:30,200
Speaker 1: all over my house. So I've been picking up hay

1302
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:33,280
Speaker 1: just from my Halloween costume. So to my girlfriend Lisa,

1303
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:35,800
Speaker 1: because that's the party, I'll be wearing that hay costume too.

1304
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,080
Speaker 1: I apologize a bit of time for all the hay

1305
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:43,400
Speaker 1: costume losing hay because it's part of my costume comes

1306
01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:45,840
Speaker 1: with a lot of hay. He's a scarecrow. It's it's

1307
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:48,800
Speaker 1: not a scarecrow, but it's kind of it's it's hard

1308
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:51,160
Speaker 1: to describe. Oh God, please don't come into my house

1309
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:55,120
Speaker 1: wearing your hay costumes. Lisa. I love you. Your hayze coming.

1310
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,719
Speaker 1: The Hay's coming. You shouldn't do that. Danielle, that's so awful, scary.

1311
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,600
Speaker 1: What's up with you. I looked at a closet and

1312
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:04,320
Speaker 1: I realized I only have different shades of blue on

1313
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:07,040
Speaker 1: the pants and they're only jeans. So I wanted to

1314
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,080
Speaker 1: switch it up, and I brought a pair of plum

1315
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,600
Speaker 1: chinos over the weekend. I woke up this morning and

1316
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,599
Speaker 1: I looked at them and I'm like, I'm never gonna

1317
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:18,040
Speaker 1: wear isn't because I don't have anything that goes with it?

1318
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:22,320
Speaker 1: And I'm like, plums, you can wear white different. I

1319
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:26,400
Speaker 1: just for some reason, I would do like neon orange. Yea,

1320
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,599
Speaker 1: I've ever fallen out of love with your clothing overnight?

1321
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 1: You just bought a twenty four hours yes, and you

1322
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:34,160
Speaker 1: just like, I don't want it anymore. My god, if

1323
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:36,640
Speaker 1: this is the worst thing in your life, scary. I

1324
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:45,479
Speaker 1: don't have my parents. Life is so unfair. Hey, what's up.

1325
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,960
Speaker 1: So we were just talking about how awesome our listeners were,

1326
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,799
Speaker 1: and they are they really really are. So over the weekend,

1327
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,920
Speaker 1: we had yesterday off and there was a Best Of show, Yeah,

1328
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,040
Speaker 1: and I got flooded with all of these messages and

1329
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:58,880
Speaker 1: it took me so long to realize what was happening.

1330
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,479
Speaker 1: But all these people are like, don't worry about the

1331
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:02,559
Speaker 1: mean things people say. We love you. So I spent

1332
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,360
Speaker 1: like an hour trying to say, where is this coming from?

1333
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 1: Our people being hateful to me? What's happening? And it

1334
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:08,519
Speaker 1: was because of the Best of bit we played where

1335
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 1: people were talking trash. It was the mean tweets. And

1336
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,720
Speaker 1: our listeners are so nice, so it's kind of nice

1337
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:14,160
Speaker 1: to open up a bunch of Hey, we love you,

1338
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:17,400
Speaker 1: so thanks. We have great listens even when we're not here.

1339
01:11:17,479 --> 01:11:19,560
Speaker 1: Even when we're not here, they're here for us. It

1340
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:21,600
Speaker 1: was very concerned for a minute. Very Okay, have you

1341
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:25,680
Speaker 1: calmed down, Nate? Yeah? Yeah, I had to go take

1342
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,040
Speaker 1: a walk for a second. Okay. The phone drives me nuts,

1343
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 1: I know, I see it gets the best of you.

1344
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:34,519
Speaker 1: Did you throw anything? No? I took a deep breath, Nerd.

1345
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:38,519
Speaker 1: I liked this text. I know Elvis gets angry sometimes sometimes,

1346
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,320
Speaker 1: but when the show falls apart and everybody causes a

1347
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:44,200
Speaker 1: commotion and torments Elvis and he becomes unhinged, those are

1348
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:51,960
Speaker 1: the funniest and best shows. It's like, Yeah, time I

1349
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:56,519
Speaker 1: was reading a commercial for Who Cares and the commercial

1350
01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:00,880
Speaker 1: copy said, oh, now that now that we're shivering because

1351
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:04,439
Speaker 1: it's so freezing cold outside. But it was it was

1352
01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:08,120
Speaker 1: like ninety four degrees outside, and it was in August,

1353
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,360
Speaker 1: and our someone in our sales department messed up and

1354
01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:14,360
Speaker 1: gave us a gave me a commercial to read for Christmas,

1355
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:16,839
Speaker 1: and so I have to say it to the microphone.

1356
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:21,240
Speaker 1: It's cold outside. You know, we're sitting there wearing shorts

1357
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:25,280
Speaker 1: and we're sweating and it's so hot. I've got under

1358
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:28,880
Speaker 1: boob sweat, and I'm like, who is stupid enough to

1359
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:33,160
Speaker 1: let us do a commercial. Do you have that? Yeah?

1360
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:34,920
Speaker 1: I got it right here. I don't have the commercial.

1361
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:36,960
Speaker 1: I have your response to why you didn't want to

1362
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 1: do it. Listen to this. This is my favorite. You

1363
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:46,720
Speaker 1: know what? Why don't you guys? It's just summer? You

1364
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:54,800
Speaker 1: know what? Why don't you guys? It's just summer? Oh boy,

1365
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 1: you know what? Why don't you guys? I think it's

1366
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:02,120
Speaker 1: your voice to do that. Don't play it anymore. I'll

1367
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,719
Speaker 1: turn you off. I turned it off, no, because I'm screaming.

1368
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you right now, there's like, you know,

1369
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:13,599
Speaker 1: ten points for passion. You know what I'm saying, way

1370
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:17,880
Speaker 1: more than ten points? Why not? That sounds like a

1371
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:27,200
Speaker 1: scary voice in a haunted house. And I yelled at

1372
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,120
Speaker 1: people now when they when it's a little chilly out,

1373
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 1: like for one day and they're like, oh, summer's gone,

1374
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:37,439
Speaker 1: I'll scream that at them. I do have my dad's temper,

1375
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 1: I mean, explosive temper. I mean, but look, you know

1376
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:44,240
Speaker 1: it's it's usually funny. Actually I don't. I would never

1377
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:49,080
Speaker 1: do that to someone was scary. But no, are you

1378
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:50,920
Speaker 1: one of those people though that if you do something

1379
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 1: like that and everybody laughs. Do you get more angry

1380
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,080
Speaker 1: or do you laugh too? Oh? No, no, it's funny. Yeah,

1381
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:57,519
Speaker 1: I always laugh like man. But I think laughing at

1382
01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:01,840
Speaker 1: people when they're mad usually doesn't work. Well, let's try it.

1383
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:03,400
Speaker 1: That's how I get mad. Started laughing at me. I

1384
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:07,439
Speaker 1: can't help laughing. Hysteric. Hey, um. I was reading a

1385
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:11,719
Speaker 1: New York Post today in the Health and Fitness section.

1386
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:17,240
Speaker 1: A beautiful lady, Hannah Oli of us. There she is.

1387
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:21,400
Speaker 1: She's from Las Vegas. The headline is you have to

1388
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:25,719
Speaker 1: live before you die. You see, Hannah has incurable terminal

1389
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:29,400
Speaker 1: blood cancer. She's forty five years old. Determined to live

1390
01:14:29,439 --> 01:14:32,360
Speaker 1: it up while she can. The first thing on her

1391
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:34,360
Speaker 1: bucket list a trip to New York City. So she

1392
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:36,200
Speaker 1: wanted to come to New York City. And here she is.

1393
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:39,960
Speaker 1: They posted a great job with this. Here she is

1394
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:42,120
Speaker 1: having the time of her life doing the things that

1395
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 1: we take for granted. Look, getting on the subway, out

1396
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:50,479
Speaker 1: there on the ferry, looking at the skyline with her guy,

1397
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,280
Speaker 1: going to the Statue of Liberty, going to a Times Square,

1398
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,920
Speaker 1: and it's this article to move me. I think it's

1399
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:05,479
Speaker 1: so cool that she knows her moments are few, but

1400
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:07,920
Speaker 1: she has those moments. Yeah, she can still get out

1401
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:10,639
Speaker 1: there and she can go see what she wanted to see.

1402
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:13,120
Speaker 1: And once again, I know I sound like a broken

1403
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 1: record because I repeat this over and over. You know

1404
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,120
Speaker 1: what I'm about to say. We shouldn't wait until we

1405
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 1: have incurable terminal blood cancer to go out and live

1406
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:24,559
Speaker 1: our lives. You gotta go out and have fun. Yep,

1407
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,160
Speaker 1: do it because you don't know when you're you're gonna die.

1408
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:30,040
Speaker 1: And be nicer to people at the same time. Well,

1409
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:34,000
Speaker 1: you know it's tough, but anyway, it's if you do

1410
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:37,040
Speaker 1: a Nypost dot com whatever, if you can find this, uh,

1411
01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:40,640
Speaker 1: this story about Hannah. Well, you know what, just a

1412
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:44,800
Speaker 1: reminder every day that life is so precious, really is it? Is?

1413
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:48,080
Speaker 1: It is? Right? Sam? Yeah, I agree you women, Gandhi.

1414
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:49,840
Speaker 1: I feel like they shouldn't be called bucket lists. We

1415
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 1: should just make it like a to do list because

1416
01:15:51,479 --> 01:15:52,840
Speaker 1: you don't want to wait until you're about to kick

1417
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:54,479
Speaker 1: the bucket to do it. Do it while you're living.

1418
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,920
Speaker 1: Get out there and do it. Yeah, nte, I listen,

1419
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,160
Speaker 1: I almost diet a year ago. It's coming up in

1420
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:02,559
Speaker 1: two weeks. Yeah, when I had my stroke, my stroke

1421
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:07,240
Speaker 1: aniversary and anniversary, and I don't think I've done a

1422
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:09,360
Speaker 1: good enough job having a wake up call like that.

1423
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:11,000
Speaker 1: I don't think I've done a good enough job in

1424
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:12,800
Speaker 1: the past year to really live life, although I'm just

1425
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 1: trying to get back into it now. So Danielle, live

1426
01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:19,160
Speaker 1: your life foggy, Yep, I agree. I was reminded this

1427
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:22,599
Speaker 1: morning that it was this past Sunday, a year ago Sunday,

1428
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:27,360
Speaker 1: our friend Joe took his life, and so I was

1429
01:16:27,439 --> 01:16:30,320
Speaker 1: thinking about how that affected all of us in different ways.

1430
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:34,040
Speaker 1: And it was rough. It was really rough around here

1431
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:36,880
Speaker 1: and so rough. As a matter of fact, we haven't

1432
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 1: really told the story, but I gotta say after we

1433
01:16:41,479 --> 01:16:46,080
Speaker 1: all came out of out of the rough, life got

1434
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:49,880
Speaker 1: really good. This past year. We've had a really great year. Yeah,

1435
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:53,760
Speaker 1: we almost lost Nate, but he didn't leave us. We

1436
01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:58,320
Speaker 1: had our hearts were broken. We had a rough, rough

1437
01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:00,719
Speaker 1: couple of months here, and I don't know if anyone

1438
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:02,840
Speaker 1: heard it through our voices, but it was really bad.

1439
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,880
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, I'm looking back on these past

1440
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:10,000
Speaker 1: six months, life has been really great for each and

1441
01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:14,000
Speaker 1: every one of us. It's it's it's more proof that

1442
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,880
Speaker 1: you know, we are so resilient, you know, and and

1443
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:18,760
Speaker 1: the worst things in the world can happen to us.

1444
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:22,840
Speaker 1: And then one day you wake up and realize I

1445
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:25,800
Speaker 1: got through that. Yeah, we're good. I believe it had

1446
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,080
Speaker 1: been a year, That's what I said. I can't believe it.

1447
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:30,760
Speaker 1: But look look at how blessed we are. Danielle, your

1448
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:34,519
Speaker 1: your kids are growing up. Yep, very lucky. Sam moved

1449
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:37,000
Speaker 1: in with the love of her life, that hot specimen

1450
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:40,400
Speaker 1: of a man. Yeah, look, how's life. How's life? William

1451
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:43,760
Speaker 1: is great? It's great with William Gandhi. You have this

1452
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:47,360
Speaker 1: boyfriend that's just fabulous. Love him, He's great. This has

1453
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:49,200
Speaker 1: been the best year of my life, and the six

1454
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:51,519
Speaker 1: months before we're probably the worst six months ever. So

1455
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 1: it was like you guys pulled me out of all

1456
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:56,120
Speaker 1: kinds of stuff. Froggy moved to a new city. It's

1457
01:17:56,200 --> 01:18:01,520
Speaker 1: love and life. Yep. Scary and Brody still do that podcast.

1458
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,840
Speaker 1: Roni is scary these and Nate was spared. You're still

1459
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,360
Speaker 1: with us. I got I got married to the man.

1460
01:18:10,439 --> 01:18:16,599
Speaker 1: I love it. Just life is fantastic and as dark

1461
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:18,840
Speaker 1: as those days were, and only us in this room,

1462
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:21,639
Speaker 1: only we know how dark those days were. Here as

1463
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:24,479
Speaker 1: dark as they were. Look at what's going on now.

1464
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:29,880
Speaker 1: We've been given the miracle of a wonderful, wonderful life. Yeah.

1465
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:32,200
Speaker 1: I just want to remind you that no matter what

1466
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:35,840
Speaker 1: you're going through right now, time will be the healer.

1467
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:40,200
Speaker 1: We just learned our lesson again. It's about time. It's

1468
01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:42,720
Speaker 1: a matter of fact. I want to get into these

1469
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:45,519
Speaker 1: in a few minutes. Gandhi gave me this list the

1470
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:49,080
Speaker 1: seven Cardinal rules for life, from a simple thing called life.

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01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:56,679
Speaker 1: Number three. Time heals almost everything. Give it time so true.

1472
01:18:57,439 --> 01:19:00,640
Speaker 1: I just want to say, be grateful, grateful for what

1473
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:03,040
Speaker 1: you have and even if you're going through a rough

1474
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:06,479
Speaker 1: rough patch here, you will get through it. And do

1475
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,960
Speaker 1: it with people that love you. Yeah, lean on people

1476
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,519
Speaker 1: when you need them. That's the best thing to do.

1477
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:13,360
Speaker 1: And we've all been leaning on each other this past year.

1478
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:17,920
Speaker 1: It's great. Life is so great right now. So don't

1479
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:21,800
Speaker 1: screw it up, Nate, don't, don't have another stroke. Stop

1480
01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:25,519
Speaker 1: with it. Stroke stuff a stroke anversary doesn't. Maybe we

1481
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:28,760
Speaker 1: should give it a different name. Okay, I think it's

1482
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:30,640
Speaker 1: kind of cute. Are we supposed to celebrate? Like? What

1483
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:31,840
Speaker 1: do we do? Get you the same meal that you

1484
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,680
Speaker 1: couldn't eat. You had a stroke at a Wendy Right,

1485
01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:38,040
Speaker 1: you've been to I haven't been doing a Wendy's since.

1486
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:41,240
Speaker 1: You should go to Wendy's. They got new spicy chicken uggs. Ok.

1487
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:45,720
Speaker 1: You shouldn't blame blame Wendy's for your stroke. Listen, I'm

1488
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:48,280
Speaker 1: not blaming them. It just happened to be. It happened

1489
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:50,960
Speaker 1: when I was there. So your little PTSD driving past

1490
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:53,080
Speaker 1: Wendy no offense. Wendy's not crazy about the fact you

1491
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:55,160
Speaker 1: had a stroke at I don't think she is either.

1492
01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:57,120
Speaker 1: I bet you ruined so many people's lunches that day,

1493
01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:02,519
Speaker 1: several yes, yeah, late, All right, let's get into selfish.

1494
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:05,000
Speaker 1: Just get into the three things we need to know, Gandhi.

1495
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:08,639
Speaker 1: What are the President Trump is imposing sanctions on Turkey

1496
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:12,479
Speaker 1: for invading Syria. These sanctions target the Turkish Ministers of Defense, Energy,

1497
01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:16,840
Speaker 1: and Interior. The Democratic debates happening tonight. A dozen presidential

1498
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 1: candidates are going to take the stage in Ohio and

1499
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:21,439
Speaker 1: it's going to air live on CNN with Joe Biden,

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01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:25,120
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Warren, and Bernie Sanders taking center stage. And finally,

1501
01:20:25,479 --> 01:20:28,439
Speaker 1: a new survey found that the average person regrets over

1502
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:31,400
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars worth of purchases every year. I think

1503
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:34,720
Speaker 1: Danielle might have a little bit of a higher. Are

1504
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:39,639
Speaker 1: you regretting your purchases? It breaks down scary? Oh yeah,

1505
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:44,360
Speaker 1: he's plumb pants. You are part of the problem. Scary

1506
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:47,320
Speaker 1: breaks down to about over two hundred dollars a month

1507
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:49,559
Speaker 1: of junk you don't need, and it takes nine hours

1508
01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:51,680
Speaker 1: for the average person to regret that. By did it

1509
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:54,920
Speaker 1: take nine hours? Scary? Yeah? Okay, there you go. Those

1510
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:59,599
Speaker 1: are your three things. Thank you. In the morning show

1511
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:03,519
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Speaker 1: State Farm. About to get into that story from Danielle

1515
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:19,840
Speaker 1: about Tom Hanks in a fight with someone, which is

1516
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:23,080
Speaker 1: so weird. Tom Hanks doesn't fight with anyone. Yeah, Tom Hanks,

1517
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:25,080
Speaker 1: do happen? It's not the fighting time. Well, we'll figure

1518
01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:27,519
Speaker 1: out what that is. He's got beef. Also, you know

1519
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:30,760
Speaker 1: what else came out the twenty twenty Rock and Roll

1520
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:34,200
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame nominees. Oh really, who's on there? Um?

1521
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:35,920
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me pick up? What are you eating?

1522
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:40,360
Speaker 1: So I mixed two cereals today. Which two did you? Max? So?

1523
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:43,559
Speaker 1: I mixed this peanut butter and jelly one but absolutely amazing.

1524
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,240
Speaker 1: And then I mixed what are these cold? These little

1525
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:49,439
Speaker 1: chocolate checks chocolate, I don't know, but they're chocolate. So

1526
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:52,240
Speaker 1: it's kind of like a chocolate, peanut butter and jelly cereal.

1527
01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:55,559
Speaker 1: What is she eating? She's eating frosted many weeks little

1528
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:58,280
Speaker 1: bites chocolate and the peanut butter and jelly puffs from Millville,

1529
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:02,880
Speaker 1: which are delicious. Could you pick it? You know? Okay?

1530
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:07,439
Speaker 1: So Scottie b and Andrew have their podcast called Cereal Killers.

1531
01:22:07,479 --> 01:22:10,880
Speaker 1: It's all about cereal, breakfast cereal and you're doing your

1532
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:14,920
Speaker 1: fiftieth episode yesterday. We're recording episode number fifty. Wow. Wow,

1533
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,880
Speaker 1: you guys are grown up so fast. We are. Congratulations, Yes,

1534
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:20,120
Speaker 1: thank you so much. It's fun And I tell you.

1535
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:27,719
Speaker 1: Garrett his podcast Celebrity Buzz number eleven on iHeart podcast,

1536
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:29,639
Speaker 1: A Little Dog and Pony Show. I got a problem

1537
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:32,320
Speaker 1: with Scotty be in Andrew's podcast, So what's your problem?

1538
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:34,200
Speaker 1: We want to ever let him on. You're at number eleven.

1539
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:35,880
Speaker 1: Why do you care about anyone else? Yeah? I like

1540
01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:37,920
Speaker 1: to get on other people's podcast so they invite me

1541
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:39,559
Speaker 1: in every time, and by the time I sit down,

1542
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:43,960
Speaker 1: they go, thanks for coming shows over because everything damon,

1543
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:47,040
Speaker 1: because everything has gluten and sugar. He can't have anything.

1544
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:52,960
Speaker 1: Thanks for coving. I'm trying to save his life. How

1545
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,000
Speaker 1: many how many boxes of cereal do we have in

1546
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:57,320
Speaker 1: your studio right now? There's fifty seven boxes in there

1547
01:22:57,360 --> 01:22:59,200
Speaker 1: right now. It's so cool and there are things that

1548
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:01,720
Speaker 1: you've never even heard of. It's fantastic, Garrett. You know

1549
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:03,599
Speaker 1: you can't eat the cereal, but you can eat eat

1550
01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:09,360
Speaker 1: the box. I love the box. The box. Okay, anyway,

1551
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,200
Speaker 1: so Cereal Killers look for it now you have your

1552
01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:13,160
Speaker 1: own shirts and everything else. That's right. Brand new episode

1553
01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:15,360
Speaker 1: aired yesterday morning, so check it out wherever you get

1554
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:17,960
Speaker 1: your podcasts. What scary. When I was growing up, I

1555
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:20,720
Speaker 1: used to put heavy cream instead of milk and my

1556
01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:24,040
Speaker 1: cereal and it tasted so good. I was suggesting they

1557
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,280
Speaker 1: do an episode of Cereal Killers where they use heavy

1558
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:31,280
Speaker 1: cream instead of milk. Have you seen your belly when

1559
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:36,040
Speaker 1: you when you're growing up or growing out? Oh my god,

1560
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:43,040
Speaker 1: I gotta say something. When my when my parents were kids,

1561
01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:45,720
Speaker 1: they would eat bacon, and eat milk, I mean, eat

1562
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:49,280
Speaker 1: drink cream. And they were fine. It wasn't until someone

1563
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:50,960
Speaker 1: told them that those things are bad for them and

1564
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:54,439
Speaker 1: then they started keeling over you. If you don't know,

1565
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:56,960
Speaker 1: if you don't know that lard is bad for you,

1566
01:23:57,040 --> 01:24:01,920
Speaker 1: you should have a spoonful daily lard. I highly recommend

1567
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:04,800
Speaker 1: this combo though. You know, was it your mom that

1568
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:08,720
Speaker 1: used to eat large sandwiches. She would say, sprinkle a

1569
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:11,560
Speaker 1: little was a powdered sugar or something large lard and

1570
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:15,439
Speaker 1: make a sandwich. Okay, When my mom would fry bacon

1571
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:17,800
Speaker 1: on the stove, she would she would take the bacon

1572
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:20,080
Speaker 1: grease and pour it into a can and left it

1573
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:22,560
Speaker 1: next to the stove. Yeah, so whenever she needed to

1574
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:24,680
Speaker 1: fry something, she's just put a little spoonful of that

1575
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:30,320
Speaker 1: hole because it would coalulate right fat. Yeah, it was

1576
01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:31,840
Speaker 1: like a it was like a white glob you put

1577
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:34,240
Speaker 1: it in there, but then it became liquid again, white glove. Well,

1578
01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:37,320
Speaker 1: so so I grew up eating you know that, Nate

1579
01:24:37,479 --> 01:24:40,760
Speaker 1: grew up eating large sandwiches, large sandwiches. I had to

1580
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:43,920
Speaker 1: have stomach surgery. And you need a new heart because

1581
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:47,680
Speaker 1: you had a stroke. Okay maybe, but now I see

1582
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:54,200
Speaker 1: the correlation. He's listening the road right now. Oh, it's okay,

1583
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:59,519
Speaker 1: he loves It's all good. Look, let's get into sound

1584
01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:02,240
Speaker 1: with Garrett. Then we'll get to that story from Danielle Finish.

1585
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:05,000
Speaker 1: My Bobby Brown is on her way in to talk.

1586
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:06,640
Speaker 1: She was at the wedding. And you know, it's been

1587
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:09,800
Speaker 1: a month yesterday, a month yesterday. Wow, it's been a

1588
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:11,720
Speaker 1: whole month since we all gathered in Santa Fe for

1589
01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:15,799
Speaker 1: that festive weekend. We're still hearing more and more stories.

1590
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:20,760
Speaker 1: And I heard a great one last night about the

1591
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:26,439
Speaker 1: wedding singer. Oh she was awesome. But this band we

1592
01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:28,000
Speaker 1: had at our wedding. I'm not gonna give the name

1593
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,479
Speaker 1: of the band because of what I'm about to tell you.

1594
01:25:30,439 --> 01:25:34,439
Speaker 1: They we let them know, Hey, you are here at

1595
01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:36,200
Speaker 1: a party with us. We're so glad you're here. And

1596
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:39,639
Speaker 1: one of the singers was drinking. She was drinking a lot,

1597
01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:43,760
Speaker 1: to the point where she actually I heard that they

1598
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,080
Speaker 1: had to pull her off the stage a couple of

1599
01:25:45,120 --> 01:25:47,720
Speaker 1: times because she wasn't hitting the notes, I guess, And

1600
01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:49,960
Speaker 1: she was like she was so she had been drinking.

1601
01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:51,680
Speaker 1: She looks like she was trying to peel her face

1602
01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:54,240
Speaker 1: off her head, you know, you know, you know, drunk. Yeah,

1603
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:57,640
Speaker 1: we start peeling. Well then and then she proceeded, this

1604
01:25:57,840 --> 01:26:00,160
Speaker 1: is what I heard, proceeded to throw up on the

1605
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:03,760
Speaker 1: stage and none of us, none of us knew it. No,

1606
01:26:03,960 --> 01:26:06,600
Speaker 1: I've got your money's worth. That's we tell you. This

1607
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:10,920
Speaker 1: band was fantastic, and sometimes musicians you need, they need

1608
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:13,760
Speaker 1: to be a little drunk. Yeah, it's fine if nobody knows.

1609
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:16,160
Speaker 1: She threw up in the car. Yeah, well, she threw

1610
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:19,880
Speaker 1: up on the stage and the car of the Oh,

1611
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:24,360
Speaker 1: the car we gave away. Yeah she did not, she did. Yeah, no,

1612
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:26,800
Speaker 1: I saw in the car. She got into the car

1613
01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:28,600
Speaker 1: we gave away and she threw up in it. No,

1614
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:32,160
Speaker 1: you're making that up. She did. We gave away a

1615
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:40,559
Speaker 1: car then vomited it. Wow, car anyway. Car. We're hearing

1616
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:45,680
Speaker 1: more and more stories about people who hooked up. We

1617
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:56,200
Speaker 1: got an owl. I can't because they were with their spouses.

1618
01:26:58,360 --> 01:27:00,920
Speaker 1: Yeah we do. What was it with their spouse and

1619
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,320
Speaker 1: the other person? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1620
01:27:03,439 --> 01:27:05,800
Speaker 1: no no no. There were there were two three ways

1621
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:08,880
Speaker 1: I know of, Oh my god, okay, with spouses. But

1622
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,519
Speaker 1: there were two people who hooked up and it wasn't

1623
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:15,920
Speaker 1: with their spouse? Can you do a rhymes with no? Anyway?

1624
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:18,280
Speaker 1: So we're finding this stuff out now a month later,

1625
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:20,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, if anyone knows any more dirt about the wedding,

1626
01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:22,400
Speaker 1: can you please let me know? This is what I

1627
01:27:22,479 --> 01:27:25,400
Speaker 1: know about their three ways with the spouse, because I

1628
01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:30,120
Speaker 1: have my suspicions it was not Froggy Lisa, myself and

1629
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:34,519
Speaker 1: Sheldon would be whatever, which one which one of you

1630
01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:40,960
Speaker 1: was left out? I think I got left out? Oh, Elvis,

1631
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,200
Speaker 1: Alex and doctor Roz. I heard about that we had

1632
01:27:43,240 --> 01:27:46,599
Speaker 1: a three way with doctor Oz. All right, let's get

1633
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:50,240
Speaker 1: into us. Yes, you guessed it. Why do you ruin

1634
01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:55,680
Speaker 1: everything that the book? Let's get into salad Garrett Garrett, Yes,

1635
01:27:56,479 --> 01:27:58,400
Speaker 1: all right, let's start with this. So this happened last week.

1636
01:27:58,479 --> 01:28:00,960
Speaker 1: Louis Capaldi was on the Tonight Show with Fallon, and

1637
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:05,040
Speaker 1: before Louis Capaldi came out, this is how Fallon introduced him.

1638
01:28:15,439 --> 01:28:21,760
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Ryan Reynolds, he has a friend.

1639
01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:25,320
Speaker 1: Let's play that song again soon, shall we come on?

1640
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:29,519
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah? Ryan Reynolds has a friendly feud going

1641
01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:32,280
Speaker 1: on with Hugh Jackman, and he surprised his best friend

1642
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:34,960
Speaker 1: while Hugh Jackman was in Contort the other day on

1643
01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:37,759
Speaker 1: his birthday, and he popped up on screen singing happy birthday,

1644
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:48,720
Speaker 1: Happy too. And I'm not even professionally trade Jackman, you piece. Yeah.

1645
01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:53,519
Speaker 1: I love all the five year olds that were sitting there.

1646
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:55,280
Speaker 1: I had to sit through that, all right. Uh. I

1647
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:57,200
Speaker 1: feel bad for this four year old. She she can't

1648
01:28:57,240 --> 01:29:06,280
Speaker 1: find a husband? What wrong? Oh? What her husband? I

1649
01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:11,439
Speaker 1: didn't know where five by looking at all the wrong playground.

1650
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:13,840
Speaker 1: It's gonna be hard, all right. Kim a last night,

1651
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:16,280
Speaker 1: so it was Columbus Day, and Kima went out on

1652
01:29:16,360 --> 01:29:18,320
Speaker 1: the streets to ask the people of l a Hey,

1653
01:29:18,479 --> 01:29:21,880
Speaker 1: when did Christopher Columbus set sail? Huh, let's see how

1654
01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:25,400
Speaker 1: knowledgeable they are? Well, year did Christopher Columbus supposedly set

1655
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:27,560
Speaker 1: out to this government. I've got this one because I

1656
01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:30,560
Speaker 1: learned the little song about it. Christopher Columbus sell The

1657
01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:36,080
Speaker 1: Ocean Blue in nineteen forty two or forty two twenty two,

1658
01:29:36,720 --> 01:29:40,800
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty two, nineteen twenty two. Rhyme on there, yeah,

1659
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:43,639
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty two. He also asked some of these people,

1660
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:46,120
Speaker 1: you know, other questions about the map. Can you find

1661
01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:49,880
Speaker 1: India on a map? The guy says, oll, no, and

1662
01:29:50,479 --> 01:29:52,760
Speaker 1: he thought it was Texas, right, And then he says

1663
01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:55,080
Speaker 1: the guy says, well, so what do they call people

1664
01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:57,880
Speaker 1: who live in India? He said, well, they don't call

1665
01:29:57,920 --> 01:30:01,000
Speaker 1: them Indians because that's not politically correct. He says, they

1666
01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:05,880
Speaker 1: call him Indonesians. If you, if ever you want to

1667
01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:08,439
Speaker 1: feel smarter, just walk around the streets of Los Angeles.

1668
01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:11,840
Speaker 1: Ask questions. By the way, fourteen ninety two was the answer.

1669
01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:15,920
Speaker 1: Thank you, just saying there's some people out there before

1670
01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:17,560
Speaker 1: they go to school. All right, let me introduce you

1671
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:19,519
Speaker 1: to Blair Davis. He was on Wheel of Fortune, and

1672
01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:21,880
Speaker 1: you know, before the game gets started, they asked, Hey,

1673
01:30:21,920 --> 01:30:24,280
Speaker 1: tell us a little something about your family, and talk

1674
01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:27,519
Speaker 1: about your family. I've been trapped in a loveless marriage

1675
01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:30,120
Speaker 1: for the last twelve years to an old battle acts

1676
01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:33,679
Speaker 1: named kill. I cursed my life with three step children

1677
01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:36,360
Speaker 1: named Star, r, J, and Ryan, and I have one

1678
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:44,920
Speaker 1: rotten grandson. All right, Wheel of Fortune, Hey for honesty? Yes,

1679
01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:47,960
Speaker 1: all right, now, this is this is kind of interesting.

1680
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:50,400
Speaker 1: So a guy in Ireland passed away recently, and before

1681
01:30:50,439 --> 01:30:52,960
Speaker 1: he did, he made a recording that was to be

1682
01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:55,960
Speaker 1: played at his funeral. And the recording was to make

1683
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,599
Speaker 1: it sound like he was still alive trapped inside the coffin.

1684
01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:07,920
Speaker 1: That's crazy. So here he goes, let's go to the cemetery. Hello. Hello,

1685
01:31:21,840 --> 01:31:25,200
Speaker 1: that's gonna be a little freaking that's crazy. I like

1686
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:28,439
Speaker 1: that guy, I like it. You should be playing ahead

1687
01:31:28,479 --> 01:31:31,960
Speaker 1: for that. I guess he knew it was coming. Yeah,

1688
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:38,240
Speaker 1: here pull the microhne up record this. Gary, start knocking

1689
01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:40,519
Speaker 1: on the desk and say hello, get me out of here,

1690
01:31:40,880 --> 01:31:45,080
Speaker 1: Hello it, get me out of here. Okay, it's all me,

1691
01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:50,920
Speaker 1: Thank you? What is that? What? Am I gonna die him?

1692
01:31:51,960 --> 01:31:53,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. Could have done it to anybody in

1693
01:31:53,479 --> 01:31:55,200
Speaker 1: this room. I just I don't know. You were the

1694
01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:57,320
Speaker 1: closest one we have. What about Uncle Johnny? We could

1695
01:31:57,320 --> 01:32:00,400
Speaker 1: do it with him. Call him right now. The past

1696
01:32:00,439 --> 01:32:03,400
Speaker 1: year you've come closest to that. But look at Uncle Johnny.

1697
01:32:03,479 --> 01:32:07,559
Speaker 1: His hair's fallen off. Maybe now you have to call him.

1698
01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:10,040
Speaker 1: He knows we're talking about you want to play that back.

1699
01:32:10,680 --> 01:32:13,360
Speaker 1: We're about to get into Danielle's report. Why do we

1700
01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:20,160
Speaker 1: have to this when we say hello, get me out

1701
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:23,080
Speaker 1: of here, hold on to that. Why why do we

1702
01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:24,760
Speaker 1: have to call uncle Johnny when we stay his name

1703
01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna because you can't just start talking about him

1704
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:31,400
Speaker 1: and then just ignore him. Oh is he'll listen. Hello,

1705
01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:34,880
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, how are waiting? Hello? How are how are

1706
01:32:34,920 --> 01:32:38,360
Speaker 1: you feeling today? I feel fabio. It's right, okay, good.

1707
01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:41,000
Speaker 1: We're just making sure you could you knock on something

1708
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:46,760
Speaker 1: and say hello, get me out of here. No, how

1709
01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:51,000
Speaker 1: was your weekend, Uncle Johnny? I was wonderful. I stayed in,

1710
01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:55,599
Speaker 1: I watched TV, and I went out yesterday. I went

1711
01:32:55,640 --> 01:32:58,320
Speaker 1: out for cocktail yesterday. But I stayed in for two days.

1712
01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:01,559
Speaker 1: I just I don't know. I just decided. I started

1713
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:04,559
Speaker 1: to exercise and I said, you know, this is nice.

1714
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:09,680
Speaker 1: Look at you getting that old body back. I know.

1715
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,160
Speaker 1: All right. Well, we just called us, say good morning.

1716
01:33:12,280 --> 01:33:14,959
Speaker 1: Make sure you're feeling okay? Yeah, Oh I feel fabulous.

1717
01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:18,120
Speaker 1: Thank you. You guys sound great today. I'm listening to

1718
01:33:18,240 --> 01:33:21,439
Speaker 1: you now. Oh you are okay? Well, thank you, Uncle Johnny.

1719
01:33:21,479 --> 01:33:24,080
Speaker 1: And well, by the way, I made our reservations for Thanksgiving,

1720
01:33:24,120 --> 01:33:27,120
Speaker 1: so make sure you're there with us. Okay, yep, that's fabulous.

1721
01:33:27,240 --> 01:33:29,120
Speaker 1: All right, we love you, all right, I love you.

1722
01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:31,280
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you this week. Okay, there you go.

1723
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:34,720
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's stayed in for two days. But he feels great.

1724
01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,400
Speaker 1: Sounds like he's in better shape than me. He does.

1725
01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:40,200
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the Daniel report, all right,

1726
01:33:40,360 --> 01:33:44,559
Speaker 1: do the Tom Hanks story. Okay, so everyone loves Tom Hanks, right, well,

1727
01:33:44,640 --> 01:33:48,439
Speaker 1: not everybody. Henry Winkler was on Watch What Happens Live

1728
01:33:48,479 --> 01:33:52,559
Speaker 1: with Andy Cohen and he got asked about a rumor

1729
01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:55,200
Speaker 1: that we heard that you and Tom Hanks didn't get along.

1730
01:33:55,280 --> 01:33:57,720
Speaker 1: And then it all started back in nineteen eighty nine

1731
01:33:57,760 --> 01:34:00,400
Speaker 1: when you were directing the film Turner and Who. Now

1732
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:02,160
Speaker 1: if you don't know what Turner and which is is

1733
01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:05,799
Speaker 1: a movie where Tom Hanks is the guy and which

1734
01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:11,200
Speaker 1: is the dog? Right right? So anyway, so apparently they

1735
01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:14,120
Speaker 1: did have a falling out. Henry Winkler says that he

1736
01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:16,600
Speaker 1: directed the movie for thirteen days and then he was

1737
01:34:16,680 --> 01:34:20,560
Speaker 1: called into Jeff's Katzenberg's office and they said do you

1738
01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:24,160
Speaker 1: have everything with you? Go home? And he got fired. Wow.

1739
01:34:24,320 --> 01:34:26,479
Speaker 1: And the rumor is is that he got fired because

1740
01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:29,759
Speaker 1: that's what Tom Hanks wanted, that they didn't get along

1741
01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:35,479
Speaker 1: on the sets. So whenever somebody asks, so, how is

1742
01:34:35,479 --> 01:34:37,760
Speaker 1: everything on the movie, he goes, I got along great, great,

1743
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:40,680
Speaker 1: with that dog, love that dog. Wow, that's about it.

1744
01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:46,000
Speaker 1: You would think he'd be the nicest guy. But and

1745
01:34:46,200 --> 01:34:48,960
Speaker 1: but Henry Winkler also seems like the nicest guy, you know,

1746
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:52,599
Speaker 1: Like it's so weird. Anyway, during her set at Austin

1747
01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:55,280
Speaker 1: City Limits over the weekend, Billie Eilish went into the

1748
01:34:55,360 --> 01:34:58,040
Speaker 1: audience and she started shaking hands with fans during one

1749
01:34:58,080 --> 01:35:01,840
Speaker 1: of her songs, and somebody he stole a ring right

1750
01:35:01,920 --> 01:35:04,599
Speaker 1: off of her finger. Oh yeah, that happens. So then

1751
01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:07,320
Speaker 1: she gets on stage and she's like, somebody stole my

1752
01:35:07,439 --> 01:35:10,080
Speaker 1: bleep in ring. She goes, well, I guess it's my fault.

1753
01:35:10,200 --> 01:35:12,680
Speaker 1: Keep it. She says, keep that bleep and take care

1754
01:35:12,720 --> 01:35:14,960
Speaker 1: of that bleep. So she let the fan keep it.

1755
01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:17,880
Speaker 1: So wow, whoever stole that not cool, but at least

1756
01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:21,280
Speaker 1: she got to keep it. So justin Timberlake walking up

1757
01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:23,439
Speaker 1: working on some stuff with Lizzo, we all know that,

1758
01:35:24,080 --> 01:35:26,600
Speaker 1: and he's very excited about his collaboration. But fans are

1759
01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:28,960
Speaker 1: getting pissed off just all the teasing and they're like,

1760
01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:31,880
Speaker 1: just give us the collaboration already. Fans are like, really

1761
01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:34,120
Speaker 1: at this point, what will please come on? Let's just

1762
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:35,840
Speaker 1: do it. And I don't know if you saw it

1763
01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:38,519
Speaker 1: over the weekend, but Carrie Anne and Naba fall fell

1764
01:35:38,560 --> 01:35:41,040
Speaker 1: off her chair doing the Disney theme Dancing with the

1765
01:35:41,120 --> 01:35:43,479
Speaker 1: Stars episode she did, she laughed at as she was

1766
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:45,240
Speaker 1: cracking up laughing. But if you get a chance to

1767
01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:50,400
Speaker 1: check it out, it's it's okay. This is justin Timberlake.

1768
01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:52,360
Speaker 1: Hey there, it's Phoebe Rex up and you're listening to

1769
01:35:52,439 --> 01:35:56,200
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1770
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1771
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1772
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1773
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1774
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1775
01:36:10,840 --> 01:36:13,759
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1779
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1786
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1800
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Speaker 1: month in a day since we all gathered in Santa

1801
01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:27,639
Speaker 1: Fe for the big wedding, and uh, you know who

1802
01:37:27,640 --> 01:37:30,000
Speaker 1: I haven't really talked to one of our guests at

1803
01:37:30,040 --> 01:37:31,880
Speaker 1: the wedding, and we haven't hung out with Bobby Brown

1804
01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:34,800
Speaker 1: in a while. So Bobby's here, Hey, guys. She thought

1805
01:37:34,840 --> 01:37:36,000
Speaker 1: she was going to come in and talk about some

1806
01:37:36,080 --> 01:37:37,519
Speaker 1: of her products and stuff. I said, now, let's just

1807
01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:40,160
Speaker 1: talk about my wedding. It was the best. We're talking

1808
01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:42,240
Speaker 1: about my best my book or my wedding, which one't

1809
01:37:42,240 --> 01:37:43,760
Speaker 1: even talk about. The book that I went into. I

1810
01:37:43,800 --> 01:37:45,560
Speaker 1: actually went into Barnes and Noble. I haven't been in

1811
01:37:45,680 --> 01:37:47,880
Speaker 1: a bookstore in so many years. Well, I had to

1812
01:37:47,920 --> 01:37:49,639
Speaker 1: go to the fourth floor because you were sold out

1813
01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:52,920
Speaker 1: on the first floor. I was floor. They only shifted

1814
01:37:52,960 --> 01:37:55,960
Speaker 1: him like two no, no, no, but yes, you should

1815
01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:58,559
Speaker 1: make sure you're on that table again. People are still

1816
01:37:58,600 --> 01:38:00,160
Speaker 1: talking about the wedding, and a lot of people were

1817
01:38:00,200 --> 01:38:02,840
Speaker 1: talking about getting to know you and hanging out with

1818
01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:05,880
Speaker 1: you doing tequila. We've been drinking tequila that weekend. Yeah

1819
01:38:05,960 --> 01:38:08,800
Speaker 1: there was tequila. Yeah, I think there was tequila. And

1820
01:38:08,960 --> 01:38:10,360
Speaker 1: by the way, every time I go to the grocery

1821
01:38:10,360 --> 01:38:12,400
Speaker 1: storey think of you. Because those bags which I got

1822
01:38:12,439 --> 01:38:16,040
Speaker 1: like four of them, yeah from you know, little cool bags, right,

1823
01:38:16,200 --> 01:38:18,800
Speaker 1: I now don't use paper bags or anything good for you.

1824
01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:20,880
Speaker 1: I think of you every time I buy vegetables and

1825
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:23,960
Speaker 1: healthy things, very nice. I think of you when I

1826
01:38:24,080 --> 01:38:27,120
Speaker 1: use those bags to stop full of Tate cookies. Why

1827
01:38:27,280 --> 01:38:29,639
Speaker 1: I know this has been like kind of our joke forever,

1828
01:38:29,760 --> 01:38:32,479
Speaker 1: since I'm a health fanatic and you love bad food.

1829
01:38:32,640 --> 01:38:35,200
Speaker 1: I do, but you look so good with bad food,

1830
01:38:35,280 --> 01:38:37,080
Speaker 1: which I don't understand. I know if you open me up,

1831
01:38:37,120 --> 01:38:40,240
Speaker 1: you would see some scarce stuff going on. Okay, So

1832
01:38:40,479 --> 01:38:44,160
Speaker 1: I see before me only my beautiful friend Bobby Brown,

1833
01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:49,040
Speaker 1: But I see these thermises filled with some sort of coss.

1834
01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:52,200
Speaker 1: What is this? Well, my new brand, Evolution eighteen. I'm

1835
01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:54,160
Speaker 1: not here to just promote it, even though there is

1836
01:38:54,200 --> 01:38:56,880
Speaker 1: twenty percent off. I think the code is Bobby loves

1837
01:38:56,920 --> 01:38:59,400
Speaker 1: Elvis and you get twenty percent off, and you know

1838
01:38:59,439 --> 01:39:03,400
Speaker 1: one's going to use one's knows how to spell your name? Okay, good?

1839
01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:08,599
Speaker 1: But anyways, and you are the king, but we know that. Okay.

1840
01:39:08,840 --> 01:39:10,559
Speaker 1: So we have two things here. We have a chocolate

1841
01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:13,360
Speaker 1: and vanilla because those are my two favorite flavors. What

1842
01:39:13,439 --> 01:39:17,400
Speaker 1: are they? What are they? It's um, the chocolate? Are

1843
01:39:17,439 --> 01:39:21,080
Speaker 1: you opening vanilla? Yeah? So the chocolate, I really created

1844
01:39:21,120 --> 01:39:23,000
Speaker 1: for myself. You know in the afternoon when you get

1845
01:39:23,120 --> 01:39:25,760
Speaker 1: really exhausted and you're like, oh, I just need another

1846
01:39:25,800 --> 01:39:28,240
Speaker 1: cup of coffee. It doesn't work. I want it now.

1847
01:39:28,320 --> 01:39:31,080
Speaker 1: So this is something I used to mix myself. It's powdered.

1848
01:39:31,479 --> 01:39:33,880
Speaker 1: It's a powdered mix. We made it with almond And

1849
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:37,400
Speaker 1: what it is is it is basically a hot cocoa.

1850
01:39:37,640 --> 01:39:39,400
Speaker 1: You could make a shake out of it. But it's

1851
01:39:39,439 --> 01:39:42,840
Speaker 1: got MCT oil. It has coconut oil. Oh my god,

1852
01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:45,880
Speaker 1: that fuels your brain. It's got dark chocolate, it's got

1853
01:39:45,960 --> 01:39:49,000
Speaker 1: protein powder and the best thing, it's got the right

1854
01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:51,200
Speaker 1: amount of fiber. So when I go out to dinner

1855
01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:53,559
Speaker 1: with my husband and order a cocktail, I don't touch

1856
01:39:53,640 --> 01:39:57,240
Speaker 1: the breadbasket. It fills you off. Is good and no,

1857
01:39:57,360 --> 01:39:59,519
Speaker 1: it's and it tastes good. It's got a little kick

1858
01:39:59,680 --> 01:40:03,360
Speaker 1: from cinnamon, and it's got tumeric for inflammation. I would

1859
01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:05,760
Speaker 1: put some ram in here. You could do that. You

1860
01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:11,599
Speaker 1: could do that, and then the good is being ignored. Yeah,

1861
01:40:11,720 --> 01:40:18,040
Speaker 1: I mean chocolate too, Okay. So yeah, So so I

1862
01:40:18,160 --> 01:40:21,920
Speaker 1: made this for myself because, as you know, someone that

1863
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:24,200
Speaker 1: loves health, but I also like to go out and

1864
01:40:24,280 --> 01:40:28,080
Speaker 1: have fun, and then the vanilla. It's vanilla collagen, which collagen.

1865
01:40:28,320 --> 01:40:32,320
Speaker 1: It's collagen, it's got high it's got hyaluronic acid, which

1866
01:40:32,439 --> 01:40:35,679
Speaker 1: is good for your skin. It's got magnesium, which calms

1867
01:40:35,720 --> 01:40:38,400
Speaker 1: you down. And honestly, this takes away a sweet tooth.

1868
01:40:38,560 --> 01:40:39,640
Speaker 1: You know, when you come home at night and you

1869
01:40:39,680 --> 01:40:41,920
Speaker 1: don't have deserted dinner, you think you're really cool, and

1870
01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:44,760
Speaker 1: then you open up your cabinets and you're like, I'm starving.

1871
01:40:45,439 --> 01:40:48,759
Speaker 1: The chocolate is great, vanilla is superior. Let me see, really,

1872
01:40:48,920 --> 01:40:51,000
Speaker 1: and you can mix them together for an oreo. I

1873
01:40:51,120 --> 01:40:54,559
Speaker 1: do sometimes Oh yeah, yeah, but what if I don't

1874
01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:56,680
Speaker 1: want to calm down? What if I want to be

1875
01:40:57,040 --> 01:41:00,000
Speaker 1: hyper and then have more chocolate, but have more chocolate.

1876
01:41:00,000 --> 01:41:02,320
Speaker 1: So I love this stuff. But I'm one of these

1877
01:41:02,400 --> 01:41:05,519
Speaker 1: people that I am really into health and wellness, but

1878
01:41:05,640 --> 01:41:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm also into, you know, keeping my weight down. But

1879
01:41:08,080 --> 01:41:10,280
Speaker 1: I'm also into hanging with my people and going out

1880
01:41:10,360 --> 01:41:13,479
Speaker 1: for dinner. So it's a balance I'm trying to figure out.

1881
01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:16,320
Speaker 1: I'm never quite balanced, but I'm on the healthier. Well,

1882
01:41:16,360 --> 01:41:17,920
Speaker 1: that's why you keep me as a friend, because I

1883
01:41:18,080 --> 01:41:20,960
Speaker 1: keep you on balanced. Well. No, seriously, we haven't been

1884
01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:23,120
Speaker 1: out drinking in quite some time. I think not since

1885
01:41:23,160 --> 01:41:25,760
Speaker 1: the wedding, not since the wedding. But you know I

1886
01:41:26,040 --> 01:41:30,719
Speaker 1: met I met the greatest girl, your drag queen, Oh, Tiffany.

1887
01:41:30,760 --> 01:41:32,800
Speaker 1: I talked to her all the time online. She's over

1888
01:41:32,840 --> 01:41:35,320
Speaker 1: in English. He's a Jewish girl. Yes, we had a

1889
01:41:35,439 --> 01:41:38,040
Speaker 1: nice little Jewish girl talk. Have you ever met a

1890
01:41:38,160 --> 01:41:41,320
Speaker 1: Jewish drag queen before? No, she was my first. She

1891
01:41:41,520 --> 01:41:43,840
Speaker 1: was my first. Yeah, but she was really funny. Okay,

1892
01:41:43,840 --> 01:41:48,320
Speaker 1: So let's talk about balance. Yes, it's everybody wants balance

1893
01:41:48,560 --> 01:41:52,000
Speaker 1: and balance. You gotta keep in mind. The key to

1894
01:41:52,200 --> 01:41:55,760
Speaker 1: balance is there's two sides right, Otherwise it's not balanced. Right.

1895
01:41:55,880 --> 01:41:57,160
Speaker 1: Do you have to have a good but you guys

1896
01:41:57,240 --> 01:41:59,160
Speaker 1: still have a little evil going on it? You do,

1897
01:41:59,240 --> 01:42:00,880
Speaker 1: but you have to for me, you have to know

1898
01:42:01,080 --> 01:42:04,519
Speaker 1: when to stop before you fall off the ledge. All right.

1899
01:42:04,640 --> 01:42:07,240
Speaker 1: It's just like, Look, I don't like to feel bad

1900
01:42:07,320 --> 01:42:09,960
Speaker 1: the next day. I like to get up and enjoy

1901
01:42:10,080 --> 01:42:11,559
Speaker 1: my day. I don't want to get up at noon.

1902
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:13,760
Speaker 1: Oh god, wouldn't it be great to be able to

1903
01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:16,439
Speaker 1: get up at noon? You see how I'm balancing. You

1904
01:42:16,479 --> 01:42:18,160
Speaker 1: know what, You and I make a good team. Bad

1905
01:42:18,280 --> 01:42:20,880
Speaker 1: because we're balanced. Yes, you're you're all that's good and

1906
01:42:20,960 --> 01:42:23,120
Speaker 1: I'm all that's evil. No, But you know what, now

1907
01:42:23,240 --> 01:42:27,200
Speaker 1: that you're a married man, like, you have different responsibilities

1908
01:42:27,280 --> 01:42:30,040
Speaker 1: now you know you have, but that's also gonna kind

1909
01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:32,920
Speaker 1: of balance you out. Yes, it is right, I mean

1910
01:42:32,960 --> 01:42:34,800
Speaker 1: I still you know, because sometimes if you go out

1911
01:42:34,800 --> 01:42:35,920
Speaker 1: with your friends and I have four and I have

1912
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:37,320
Speaker 1: to get up and take care of two kids the

1913
01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:40,519
Speaker 1: next day, I'd like to be not having a headache

1914
01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:44,320
Speaker 1: the next right, yeah, no, And you know, hydrating yourself

1915
01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:47,120
Speaker 1: and all these things. The key is just to keep drinking.

1916
01:42:47,360 --> 01:42:51,439
Speaker 1: I think that's the kid. I'm pretty sure it's not everything,

1917
01:42:51,600 --> 01:42:56,280
Speaker 1: because you know, a little hair of the dog, you know, Yeah, no, no,

1918
01:42:57,640 --> 01:42:59,679
Speaker 1: that's never sober up. You can never have a hangover,

1919
01:43:00,160 --> 01:43:02,439
Speaker 1: come on, it doesn't. It doesn't work. And that hair

1920
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:05,559
Speaker 1: the dog thing never worked for and neither and neither

1921
01:43:05,640 --> 01:43:07,400
Speaker 1: did those like awful things that my kids eat in

1922
01:43:07,439 --> 01:43:09,960
Speaker 1: the morning like the day after. But I think I've

1923
01:43:10,080 --> 01:43:13,160
Speaker 1: kind of turned them all into a little bit of healthier.

1924
01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:17,519
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, which how can I find? I love these?

1925
01:43:17,560 --> 01:43:19,240
Speaker 1: By the way, what do you call them? The brand

1926
01:43:19,360 --> 01:43:22,120
Speaker 1: is called Evolution eighteen. It's a collection. It's beauty from

1927
01:43:22,120 --> 01:43:24,919
Speaker 1: the inside out. So there are different supplements. There's table

1928
01:43:24,920 --> 01:43:27,840
Speaker 1: gummy bears, which you probably would eat the whole bottle.

1929
01:43:27,880 --> 01:43:30,800
Speaker 1: They're delicious, but I get high now, you don't get

1930
01:43:30,880 --> 01:43:34,240
Speaker 1: high off because they have collagen and they're really good

1931
01:43:34,280 --> 01:43:37,479
Speaker 1: for your skin. Yeah, so we have hydration. What else? Oh?

1932
01:43:37,560 --> 01:43:39,320
Speaker 1: My favorite one? Oh? I should have brought that one.

1933
01:43:39,400 --> 01:43:41,639
Speaker 1: What you're gonna want? Did we bring any deep bloat?

1934
01:43:46,200 --> 01:43:48,840
Speaker 1: Talk about Bobby Brown's deep Blow. She's given it to

1935
01:43:48,920 --> 01:43:50,519
Speaker 1: me before, and I've done it like the day or

1936
01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:52,759
Speaker 1: the day before something is going on, like your wedding.

1937
01:43:53,160 --> 01:43:56,000
Speaker 1: I love it. It's the tagline is how to fit

1938
01:43:56,040 --> 01:43:58,400
Speaker 1: into that little black dress? Except when I send it

1939
01:43:58,479 --> 01:44:00,800
Speaker 1: to my son and his fturn ernity, who love it

1940
01:44:00,920 --> 01:44:03,599
Speaker 1: is a hangover thing. I crossed out little black dress

1941
01:44:03,640 --> 01:44:06,000
Speaker 1: and I said your little black pants and instead of

1942
01:44:06,520 --> 01:44:09,720
Speaker 1: beauty tea, it's handsome tea. Okay, yeah, okay, so okay,

1943
01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:12,000
Speaker 1: So you loved bloat? Yes, I actually think I might

1944
01:44:12,040 --> 01:44:16,920
Speaker 1: have some in my backpack. He's my favorite rapper. Yeah, Bobby,

1945
01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:20,280
Speaker 1: what do you suggest for dark circles under the eyes

1946
01:44:20,439 --> 01:44:22,679
Speaker 1: or bags? Because I see a lot of that lately.

1947
01:44:22,720 --> 01:44:26,080
Speaker 1: And that. Yeah. Well, first of all, that's heredity and

1948
01:44:26,160 --> 01:44:28,960
Speaker 1: it's getting older. But the more it's not about sleep,

1949
01:44:29,040 --> 01:44:31,879
Speaker 1: by the way, which I think it's it's definitely heredity,

1950
01:44:31,960 --> 01:44:34,840
Speaker 1: and I think it's a little bit about what you're eating.

1951
01:44:35,320 --> 01:44:37,679
Speaker 1: I find when I'm on vacation and I'm eating better,

1952
01:44:38,120 --> 01:44:40,200
Speaker 1: the dark circles go away. I thought when I eat

1953
01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:43,240
Speaker 1: less salt, Yeah, it's better. But that's the puffy thing. Yeah,

1954
01:44:43,439 --> 01:44:45,719
Speaker 1: fault is the puffy thing. Sleep with your head elevated

1955
01:44:45,840 --> 01:44:48,680
Speaker 1: sometimes in the morning, it's a less puffy. Now, just

1956
01:44:48,880 --> 01:44:52,439
Speaker 1: to wear some glass. You eat better while you're on vacation.

1957
01:44:52,720 --> 01:44:57,880
Speaker 1: I do, I do, And I'm like cheese. I don't

1958
01:44:57,880 --> 01:44:59,920
Speaker 1: think you need to be on vacation de macaroni and cheese.

1959
01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:01,479
Speaker 1: But I can show you how to make it with

1960
01:45:01,640 --> 01:45:08,200
Speaker 1: like either bean pasta or zucchini pasta. Yeah, what's the

1961
01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:10,519
Speaker 1: famous there's a there's a chickpea pasta that I use.

1962
01:45:11,200 --> 01:45:16,920
Speaker 1: Bonza bonza, Yeah, very good. And that's good fiber. Here's

1963
01:45:16,960 --> 01:45:20,760
Speaker 1: the hold on. Second, we want to take a break,

1964
01:45:20,760 --> 01:45:22,800
Speaker 1: but I want you know when you come in, Bobby,

1965
01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:26,080
Speaker 1: you do such a great job connecting with our listeners

1966
01:45:26,120 --> 01:45:29,439
Speaker 1: that have questions about here comes autumn. How how do

1967
01:45:29,520 --> 01:45:31,280
Speaker 1: we how do we treat our skin a little differently

1968
01:45:31,360 --> 01:45:34,599
Speaker 1: as it's getting a little cooler? And uh, I mean

1969
01:45:34,720 --> 01:45:37,240
Speaker 1: you do if she doesn't know, she makes it up.

1970
01:45:37,360 --> 01:45:38,800
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I do make it up. But you know,

1971
01:45:39,200 --> 01:45:42,200
Speaker 1: moisturizer is the key. Like people don't people think I've

1972
01:45:42,200 --> 01:45:43,840
Speaker 1: got to put more makeup on. I don't look good.

1973
01:45:44,080 --> 01:45:48,400
Speaker 1: It's really moisturizer. So I to two of my favorite things.

1974
01:45:48,479 --> 01:45:50,519
Speaker 1: One of them is an oil that I get at

1975
01:45:50,560 --> 01:45:54,120
Speaker 1: the health food store. It's seven dollars. It's Apricot kernel oil.

1976
01:45:54,479 --> 01:45:57,120
Speaker 1: It's amazing. I put it all over myself before I

1977
01:45:57,160 --> 01:45:59,920
Speaker 1: go to bed, and and I wake up it's like

1978
01:46:00,120 --> 01:46:03,320
Speaker 1: my skin is perfectly hydrated. And then I hate to

1979
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:06,439
Speaker 1: recommend a very expensive cream, but I found this amazing cream.

1980
01:46:06,720 --> 01:46:08,519
Speaker 1: How much is it? Oh, it's a lot, don't don't

1981
01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:12,479
Speaker 1: even Yeah, but Apricot Colonel oil. I bet you can

1982
01:46:12,520 --> 01:46:15,000
Speaker 1: get that on Amazon for seven bucks, right, yeah? Or

1983
01:46:15,040 --> 01:46:17,639
Speaker 1: the health food store. Yeah, all right, I'll tell you what. Okay,

1984
01:46:17,840 --> 01:46:20,519
Speaker 1: whatever question you have about, you know, getting ready for

1985
01:46:20,560 --> 01:46:23,960
Speaker 1: the new season, we've got the Bobby Brown here. She's

1986
01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:27,800
Speaker 1: deep bloating us. I haven't even taken the deep blow yet,

1987
01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:31,280
Speaker 1: and I feel I'm a little less bloaty. I call

1988
01:46:31,360 --> 01:46:34,000
Speaker 1: us now eight hundred two four two zero one hundred.

1989
01:46:34,040 --> 01:46:36,439
Speaker 1: We'll be right. I love you guys. I'll listen to

1990
01:46:36,520 --> 01:46:39,400
Speaker 1: you every day. Thank you for listening. This is Elvis

1991
01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:45,599
Speaker 1: Durand in the Morning Show. Text us at five standard

1992
01:46:45,640 --> 01:46:48,560
Speaker 1: Dana Messaging rates may apply. It's Elvis Durand in the

1993
01:46:48,640 --> 01:46:53,000
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Hello, Jenna, how are you doing? Hi, alvit,

1994
01:46:53,160 --> 01:46:57,360
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm doing very well. Congratulations on all

1995
01:46:57,400 --> 01:47:00,240
Speaker 1: your successes. Oh, thank you for you. You know what,

1996
01:47:00,720 --> 01:47:03,720
Speaker 1: life is great. We were so blessed and everyone's having

1997
01:47:03,760 --> 01:47:07,000
Speaker 1: a blessed life. Even if you're like having creppy days,

1998
01:47:07,520 --> 01:47:09,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna get out of it. You're gonna be good.

1999
01:47:09,120 --> 01:47:11,000
Speaker 1: Are you having good days or creppy days right now? Jenna?

2000
01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:15,360
Speaker 1: What's your deal? So I'm having crappy good days? I

2001
01:47:15,439 --> 01:47:18,200
Speaker 1: guess you can say, because it's I'm having very tired,

2002
01:47:18,240 --> 01:47:21,240
Speaker 1: exhausted days. So for good reason. I had two kids,

2003
01:47:21,360 --> 01:47:23,720
Speaker 1: a full time job, and I'm in grad school. So

2004
01:47:23,960 --> 01:47:26,960
Speaker 1: it's all good things. It's just it's taking a toll

2005
01:47:27,000 --> 01:47:30,360
Speaker 1: on my skin big time. Well, good thing. Bobby Brown

2006
01:47:30,479 --> 01:47:33,519
Speaker 1: is here to the rescue. Right, So I'm gonna give you, Hi, Jenna,

2007
01:47:33,560 --> 01:47:36,760
Speaker 1: how are you? Are you good? I'm going to give

2008
01:47:36,800 --> 01:47:38,839
Speaker 1: you three things you could do that's gonna make a difference.

2009
01:47:38,920 --> 01:47:41,240
Speaker 1: Oh okay. The first thing. The first thing you're gonna

2010
01:47:41,280 --> 01:47:45,439
Speaker 1: do is breathe, okay, because I've been there, done it.

2011
01:47:45,880 --> 01:47:47,720
Speaker 1: And the second thing you're gonna do is make sure

2012
01:47:47,720 --> 01:47:50,439
Speaker 1: you drink enough water that you are completely hydrated, like

2013
01:47:50,560 --> 01:47:54,160
Speaker 1: eight glasses a day. Well, you'll your skin will look

2014
01:47:54,200 --> 01:47:57,519
Speaker 1: so much better. And then yes, micro needles. You know

2015
01:47:57,800 --> 01:48:00,320
Speaker 1: I haven't done them. I hear they work. I've done

2016
01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:03,879
Speaker 1: lots of laser things that I think really work. But honestly,

2017
01:48:04,200 --> 01:48:09,000
Speaker 1: probably your lifestyle now is making you think you look tired.

2018
01:48:09,120 --> 01:48:10,640
Speaker 1: And I always find that when I look in the

2019
01:48:10,680 --> 01:48:12,960
Speaker 1: mirror and I don't look good. If I stop and say,

2020
01:48:13,320 --> 01:48:15,600
Speaker 1: how am I living my life right now? Am I

2021
01:48:15,680 --> 01:48:19,880
Speaker 1: going out too much? The answers yes, So you've got

2022
01:48:20,000 --> 01:48:21,439
Speaker 1: to take care of yourself. You got to make sure

2023
01:48:21,479 --> 01:48:23,960
Speaker 1: you exercise, you eat right. And yes, if you could

2024
01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:26,680
Speaker 1: throw in micro needle, that's great. Yeah, that was her

2025
01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:29,599
Speaker 1: original question. And she's wondering if those micro needles work.

2026
01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:32,360
Speaker 1: And I know Carla Marie does. She swears by it.

2027
01:48:32,439 --> 01:48:37,600
Speaker 1: They called the vampire face. Hasn't done it. And I

2028
01:48:38,200 --> 01:48:40,240
Speaker 1: saw her face after she got it done. I was like,

2029
01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:43,479
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, she looked amazing. But how good we

2030
01:48:43,560 --> 01:48:45,280
Speaker 1: saw her at the wedding and how good does she look?

2031
01:48:46,080 --> 01:48:48,240
Speaker 1: And if you ask her why she gave up, well,

2032
01:48:48,280 --> 01:48:50,519
Speaker 1: she has an allergy to it and all these things.

2033
01:48:50,560 --> 01:48:52,439
Speaker 1: So she gave up all these things that she's eating

2034
01:48:52,479 --> 01:48:54,800
Speaker 1: healthier and better. Your skin is an organ, guys like

2035
01:48:54,920 --> 01:48:57,040
Speaker 1: you forget this, like it's it's part of your body.

2036
01:48:57,439 --> 01:49:00,360
Speaker 1: Health shows on your face. Did I eat a twelve

2037
01:49:00,360 --> 01:49:04,720
Speaker 1: ounce glass of gluten every day? I don't. I don't.

2038
01:49:04,880 --> 01:49:07,920
Speaker 1: I don't believe a word this man says he looks

2039
01:49:07,960 --> 01:49:11,559
Speaker 1: so good. But happiness is your best cosmetic for beauty. Anyways,

2040
01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm happier than I've ever been, Jenna. So lots of water,

2041
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:18,799
Speaker 1: take deep breath and enjoy your life. And micro needles

2042
01:49:19,040 --> 01:49:21,680
Speaker 1: we have heard, we have heard that they do. They

2043
01:49:22,160 --> 01:49:24,920
Speaker 1: worked wonders for some people and put the right moisturizer

2044
01:49:25,040 --> 01:49:28,280
Speaker 1: and oil on your skin so you don't look dehydrated.

2045
01:49:28,360 --> 01:49:31,040
Speaker 1: So it's about hydrating yourself from the inside out. Really,

2046
01:49:31,080 --> 01:49:33,360
Speaker 1: all right, Jenna, Thank you very much, very nice. We're

2047
01:49:33,400 --> 01:49:37,040
Speaker 1: off to a roaring star. Hello is this a dub

2048
01:49:38,760 --> 01:49:43,559
Speaker 1: a dub? What's your name? Oh? Hey, Duba, Look you're

2049
01:49:43,560 --> 01:49:48,400
Speaker 1: wrong with Bobby Brown and you have a question about what. Yeah,

2050
01:49:48,880 --> 01:49:50,400
Speaker 1: I have a question about I do a lot of

2051
01:49:50,439 --> 01:49:53,799
Speaker 1: traveling for work. I do public relations. Now I'm constantly

2052
01:49:53,840 --> 01:49:55,800
Speaker 1: going so like the hot and dry or a woman

2053
01:49:55,880 --> 01:49:59,360
Speaker 1: dry Phunich to human and cold Minneapolis all the time

2054
01:49:59,439 --> 01:50:02,080
Speaker 1: for this winter. Do you have any recommendations for like

2055
01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:05,000
Speaker 1: my skin or anything else? Um, Well, when your skin

2056
01:50:05,160 --> 01:50:07,400
Speaker 1: is dry, you're in the cold climates, make sure you

2057
01:50:07,520 --> 01:50:11,240
Speaker 1: have moisturizer, like a good heavy moisturizer, and when it's

2058
01:50:11,280 --> 01:50:15,920
Speaker 1: really hot you don't need it. But also exfoliate exfoliating

2059
01:50:16,040 --> 01:50:19,240
Speaker 1: and that could just mean a washcloth alofa. You could

2060
01:50:19,320 --> 01:50:21,800
Speaker 1: use salt, you could use sugar. You just put a

2061
01:50:21,840 --> 01:50:25,559
Speaker 1: little oil and either salt and sugar and exfoliate your skin.

2062
01:50:25,720 --> 01:50:29,280
Speaker 1: It's really good and it'll make a big difference. You know,

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Speaker 1: you give these answers every time you're here. It seems

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01:50:32,680 --> 01:50:34,600
Speaker 1: like we would have learned this by now. Hey, but no,

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01:50:34,680 --> 01:50:36,640
Speaker 1: I'm with you, you know, I'm with you. You know,

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01:50:36,760 --> 01:50:39,280
Speaker 1: going back and forth between Santa Fe and New York City.

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01:50:39,600 --> 01:50:41,720
Speaker 1: Your skin's like who are we? Well? Why are you

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01:50:41,800 --> 01:50:45,160
Speaker 1: doing this? It's also because you're tired. I mean it's exhausting,

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01:50:45,439 --> 01:50:47,439
Speaker 1: it's you know, and I'm not asking you what you're

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01:50:47,479 --> 01:50:50,200
Speaker 1: eating on the plane because there's not good options unless

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01:50:50,200 --> 01:50:51,960
Speaker 1: you bring your own food. You know. They usually have

2072
01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:55,519
Speaker 1: those those cheese crackers. Yeah, yeah, really good. I like

2073
01:50:55,640 --> 01:50:58,800
Speaker 1: those snack boxes. Those aren't good for you. Sal Maybe

2074
01:50:58,800 --> 01:51:02,080
Speaker 1: if you like crush them and like like rub them

2075
01:51:02,160 --> 01:51:04,240
Speaker 1: on your skin and then take the salami and put

2076
01:51:04,280 --> 01:51:06,200
Speaker 1: it on your face, maybe when you get there you'll

2077
01:51:06,200 --> 01:51:08,040
Speaker 1: be hydra. I really, I like to slap my face

2078
01:51:08,120 --> 01:51:16,479
Speaker 1: with the song no married man stop. That's why why

2079
01:51:16,520 --> 01:51:19,880
Speaker 1: he doesn't? You know what? Going back to something you

2080
01:51:19,920 --> 01:51:21,400
Speaker 1: said a few minutes ago, I don't want us to

2081
01:51:21,439 --> 01:51:23,960
Speaker 1: gloss over this so so quickly. Happiness is your best

2082
01:51:24,120 --> 01:51:28,160
Speaker 1: cosmetic for beauty. Yes, oh yeah, that's why everyone looks

2083
01:51:28,240 --> 01:51:31,080
Speaker 1: really good on their wedding day. Well most people do. Yeah,

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01:51:31,600 --> 01:51:33,400
Speaker 1: and I'm and and after you have a baby, like

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01:51:33,520 --> 01:51:35,599
Speaker 1: you look back on those pictures. You were so tired,

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01:51:35,960 --> 01:51:40,200
Speaker 1: but you look great yea. Yeah. Health and happiness is

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01:51:40,280 --> 01:51:43,120
Speaker 1: really the secret of beauty it is. And you know,

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01:51:43,200 --> 01:51:45,400
Speaker 1: in Bobby, ever since we've met, you and I talk

2089
01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:47,920
Speaker 1: about this almost every time you're on the show. Back then,

2090
01:51:48,160 --> 01:51:51,600
Speaker 1: you were running the world's most incredible cosmetic con I

2091
01:51:51,680 --> 01:51:54,400
Speaker 1: had no stress. But she would walk in here. She'd

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01:51:54,439 --> 01:51:57,439
Speaker 1: walk in here and say, okay, stop using makeup. I'm like, well,

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01:51:57,479 --> 01:51:59,559
Speaker 1: wait what, Well, well that's not I'm sure the board

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01:51:59,600 --> 01:52:01,720
Speaker 1: of director didn't want to hear that, right, but no,

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01:52:01,880 --> 01:52:04,240
Speaker 1: I look, I love makeup. It's I'm back in the

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Speaker 1: studio as a makeup artist. I'm doing shoots again. It's

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01:52:07,560 --> 01:52:09,840
Speaker 1: really fun. I've got some cool projects I'm working on.

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01:52:10,360 --> 01:52:13,200
Speaker 1: But I really did learn that what you put on

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01:52:13,280 --> 01:52:16,880
Speaker 1: the inside both in your heart, you know, and I

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01:52:16,920 --> 01:52:19,160
Speaker 1: don't want to sound like a Hallmark card, but also

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01:52:19,280 --> 01:52:22,200
Speaker 1: food makes the biggest difference. You know. I grew up

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Speaker 1: with all these supermodels, and I couldn't like compare myself

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01:52:26,280 --> 01:52:27,960
Speaker 1: to any of them. So I'm like, you know what,

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01:52:28,080 --> 01:52:30,080
Speaker 1: I better just make myself the best I could be,

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01:52:30,160 --> 01:52:33,160
Speaker 1: So don't compare yourself to your friends. I think you're beautiful.

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01:52:33,240 --> 01:52:35,479
Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you, and you always make us feel

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01:52:35,520 --> 01:52:39,040
Speaker 1: great when you're around. I'm gonna d bloat now. By

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Speaker 1: the way, if you follow us on instant on Twitter,

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01:52:42,240 --> 01:52:45,880
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand show on Twitter all the stuff that Bobby

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01:52:45,920 --> 01:52:49,000
Speaker 1: was talking about earlier that we were drinking vanilla, the chocolate,

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Speaker 1: also the d vote. I think we have like a

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Speaker 1: code you can use for I think ninety nine percent off.

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01:52:54,280 --> 01:52:57,439
Speaker 1: Is that what? Maybe it's not. It's not a crazy

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01:52:57,560 --> 01:53:00,639
Speaker 1: high expensive line, so the prices are good. We sell

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01:53:00,680 --> 01:53:02,720
Speaker 1: in Walmart. We just open coals and we have our

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01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:06,439
Speaker 1: directed consumer and it's a Bobby loves Elvis and you

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01:53:06,520 --> 01:53:09,800
Speaker 1: get twenty percent off. Bobbi. By the way, I love

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Speaker 1: that you're using my book as a coaster for your coffee. Yeah,

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01:53:14,200 --> 01:53:16,280
Speaker 1: it's first of all, it's herbal tea and I brought

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01:53:16,360 --> 01:53:18,599
Speaker 1: it so you will sign it for me. I had

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01:53:18,640 --> 01:53:20,439
Speaker 1: to walk up purpose book. I had to walk up

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01:53:20,479 --> 01:53:23,840
Speaker 1: four flies. You know. We have like ninety thousand copies

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Speaker 1: in the other room. Oh, Elvis Loves Bobby. Oh co

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01:53:28,880 --> 01:53:31,919
Speaker 1: it's called Elvis Loves Bobby. Bobby Loves Elvis. But anyways,

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01:53:32,240 --> 01:53:37,360
Speaker 1: go to Elvis dren show on Twitter. Yeah, Madison is

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01:53:37,439 --> 01:53:40,280
Speaker 1: on the what you're on that account? So Bobby loves Elvis,

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Speaker 1: Elvis Loves Bobby Max. You could throw Max in them anyway.

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Speaker 1: So thank you for coming. Oh, thank you visit. And

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01:53:48,360 --> 01:53:50,160
Speaker 1: you know you can also use that book to like

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01:53:50,240 --> 01:53:53,080
Speaker 1: a doorstop. You can use that's lovely. It is the

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01:53:53,160 --> 01:53:56,479
Speaker 1: best book. You cannot put it down. No, you cannot

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01:53:56,520 --> 01:53:58,360
Speaker 1: put it down. No you can't. Or if you do

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01:53:58,439 --> 01:54:00,479
Speaker 1: put I'm not going to put it behind your golf cart.

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01:54:00,720 --> 01:54:05,120
Speaker 1: Won't roll down the hill. Guys, love you again. Go

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01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:07,720
Speaker 1: to Elvis Durand's show on Twitter and look it up.

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01:54:07,760 --> 01:54:09,439
Speaker 1: You can get a discount right now. And Bobby Brown

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01:54:09,439 --> 01:54:15,479
Speaker 1: stopped show. So a lot of people like to bust

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01:54:15,520 --> 01:54:17,720
Speaker 1: out their hot sauce on Taco Tuesday. Not me. I

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01:54:17,800 --> 01:54:20,640
Speaker 1: busted out all the time. Cholula's original flavors showed me

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01:54:20,800 --> 01:54:23,559
Speaker 1: that I can use them on eggs burgers anything I want.

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01:54:23,600 --> 01:54:26,000
Speaker 1: They compliment any dish. So grab a bottle with a

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Speaker 1: wooden cap. You won't be disappointed. Elvis Durand the Elvis

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Speaker 1: Durand phone tap. All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap

2144
01:54:33,320 --> 01:54:35,360
Speaker 1: about today? So Stephanie wants to play a phone tap

2145
01:54:35,440 --> 01:54:38,080
Speaker 1: on her mom Marcy. Now, this is one simple, yet effective,

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01:54:38,120 --> 01:54:40,480
Speaker 1: So Stephanie's gonna get her hair done, so she wants

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01:54:40,520 --> 01:54:42,560
Speaker 1: to call her mom. Something went wrong and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: play the part of the person cutting her hair. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll see how you do it. Here listening him. Hi Steph,

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01:54:51,440 --> 01:54:54,800
Speaker 1: I'm kind of busy. What's up? Oh? Um? I just

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01:54:55,080 --> 01:55:00,920
Speaker 1: got my hair cut? Yeah? How to come out? Um? Well,

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01:55:01,160 --> 01:55:06,760
Speaker 1: they sort of shaved my eyebrows off? What ye? I

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01:55:06,840 --> 01:55:09,600
Speaker 1: don't have any eyebrows left. Oh, I'm like, where did

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01:55:09,680 --> 01:55:11,720
Speaker 1: you get your haircut? I went to one of those

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01:55:11,800 --> 01:55:15,440
Speaker 1: schools where they give free haircuts when they're learning. Don't

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01:55:15,520 --> 01:55:17,560
Speaker 1: tell me you wanto a hairdresser, and they cut your

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Speaker 1: eyebrows off that. This just doesn't make any sense. What

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01:55:20,160 --> 01:55:22,720
Speaker 1: do you want? I will relax, you will relaxed. So

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01:55:22,800 --> 01:55:26,200
Speaker 1: they decided to take off your eyebrows. Who does that? Which?

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01:55:26,440 --> 01:55:28,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe they were practicing how to they

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Speaker 1: wax eyebrows. I don't know. I kind of goose are

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01:55:32,120 --> 01:55:34,960
Speaker 1: It's not that bad. I mean, my eyebrows will grow back.

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01:55:35,400 --> 01:55:37,480
Speaker 1: It's not that bad. Do you understand where we're going

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01:55:37,560 --> 01:55:40,120
Speaker 1: on Sunday? You're going to see your entire family, people

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Speaker 1: you haven't seen in five years. You're gonna show up

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01:55:42,320 --> 01:55:45,120
Speaker 1: with no eyebrows in that ridiculous pirate chattoo. You just

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01:55:45,200 --> 01:55:47,240
Speaker 1: got on your shoulder. What the hell's wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: Calm down, Calm down. You're gonna look like a drug addict.

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Speaker 1: What the hair are you? Right now? I'm still here.

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Speaker 1: I'm just sitting in the chairs. We worked on you there.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to that more. Run Lucas, Lucas, Hey,

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01:56:02,440 --> 01:56:06,040
Speaker 1: can you come here? Hello? Hi, this is Lucas. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? What the hell did you do

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Speaker 1: to my daughter? Um? She looks, she looks beautiful, she

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01:56:11,880 --> 01:56:18,880
Speaker 1: looks drug addict. No, No, I'm not a drug addict.

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01:56:18,960 --> 01:56:22,040
Speaker 1: I am. You're just a butcher. I am not a butcher.

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Speaker 1: I don't work in a Delhi. I work in a

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Speaker 1: hair salon. Okay, she did she ask you to remove

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Speaker 1: her eyebrow? Well, that's the thing. She she kind of

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01:56:30,520 --> 01:56:32,920
Speaker 1: was asleep. I nudged her and it looked like she

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01:56:33,000 --> 01:56:37,280
Speaker 1: said yes, So I just went with it. So I'm sorry.

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01:56:38,040 --> 01:56:42,800
Speaker 1: Beam boss in the phone right now, yebrows walk? You

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01:56:43,120 --> 01:56:46,000
Speaker 1: related My dad going to a family wedding on Sunday,

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01:56:46,040 --> 01:56:48,960
Speaker 1: their family. Here's be seen in five years, she's going

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01:56:49,000 --> 01:56:50,920
Speaker 1: to go in there hooking, right off, cleek, I could

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01:56:50,960 --> 01:56:52,920
Speaker 1: fix it. No no, no, no, no, no no no no,

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01:56:53,200 --> 01:56:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You're not going to fix anything. Boss in

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01:56:56,680 --> 01:56:59,000
Speaker 1: the phone right now, man man, I will fix it. Yeah,

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01:56:59,160 --> 01:57:01,600
Speaker 1: step sit down in the chair. Sit down in the chair,

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01:57:01,680 --> 01:57:04,760
Speaker 1: car and I will kill you. Stephanie. Just sit down

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01:57:04,800 --> 01:57:06,880
Speaker 1: in the chair and we'll we'll take care of this

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01:57:07,040 --> 01:57:11,000
Speaker 1: right now for your mom. Think you are really blowing

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01:57:11,040 --> 01:57:14,520
Speaker 1: this out of proportion right now. You put one hand

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01:57:14,520 --> 01:57:16,520
Speaker 1: on my God, and you're gonna regret it. Ma'am. What

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01:57:16,720 --> 01:57:19,640
Speaker 1: if I just sweep up the eyebrows and we tried

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01:57:19,680 --> 01:57:22,960
Speaker 1: to get them back on her? Out of your mind? Here,

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01:57:23,040 --> 01:57:27,040
Speaker 1: Just Stephanie, your mom, she's not happy. Get out of

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01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:31,120
Speaker 1: that salon. Now call me on your cell as soon

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Speaker 1: as you get out, and I want the name and address.

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01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:36,840
Speaker 1: Do you hear me? Mom? I can't. They only have

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Speaker 1: two of my nails done. Let me just finish all

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01:57:39,880 --> 01:57:42,640
Speaker 1: the man chare and then and then I'll go, oh

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01:57:43,240 --> 01:57:46,000
Speaker 1: what is why are you? I am calling a police

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01:57:46,320 --> 01:57:49,280
Speaker 1: right now? Well, well, missus Evans, before you do that,

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01:57:49,440 --> 01:57:51,000
Speaker 1: I think I might need to tell you you just

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01:57:51,120 --> 01:57:57,520
Speaker 1: got phone tapped. Ven think this is funny, Oh, miss Evans,

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01:57:57,760 --> 01:57:59,240
Speaker 1: My name is Garrett from Elvis Story And in the

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01:57:59,320 --> 01:58:02,280
Speaker 1: Morning Show, you just got phone tap by your daughter.

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01:58:06,360 --> 01:58:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm screaming now, office is staring at me. Have an

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01:58:15,400 --> 01:58:17,840
Speaker 1: idea for a phone tab? Go to Ellis Durand dot com,

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01:58:17,920 --> 01:58:19,880
Speaker 1: click on the phone tab tab, tell us what you

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01:58:19,920 --> 01:58:22,919
Speaker 1: want to do. Phone tablet is pre recorded with permission

2213
01:58:22,960 --> 01:58:26,560
Speaker 1: granted by all parties space. See Ellie's Durand phone tab

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01:58:27,520 --> 01:58:35,240
Speaker 1: on Ellis Durand in the Morning Show, all right, Danielle,

2215
01:58:35,800 --> 01:58:37,680
Speaker 1: come on, you got one more chance to get it right.

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01:58:37,720 --> 01:58:39,760
Speaker 1: All right, let's hope, I hope I'd do better than

2217
01:58:39,760 --> 01:58:42,400
Speaker 1: the last time. So the Rocket Roll Hall of Fame

2218
01:58:42,680 --> 01:58:46,600
Speaker 1: inductees for twenty twenty. Your nominees are out. Pat Benatars

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01:58:46,640 --> 01:58:49,440
Speaker 1: on the list, Dave bat Matthews Band, Depeche Mode, Uh,

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01:58:49,480 --> 01:58:53,200
Speaker 1: the Doobie Brothers, Whitney used in Judas Priest, Motor had

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Speaker 1: nine inch nails, the notorious Big Well. You also have

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01:58:56,960 --> 01:58:59,120
Speaker 1: a Sound Garden and t Rex And I mean, I

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01:58:59,200 --> 01:59:00,720
Speaker 1: can go on and on and on and on and on,

2224
01:59:00,840 --> 01:59:03,360
Speaker 1: but there's a whole bunch of really cool nominees on

2225
01:59:03,480 --> 01:59:05,880
Speaker 1: this list. So um, you know, you get to go

2226
01:59:06,000 --> 01:59:07,560
Speaker 1: and you vote, and then I guess at the end

2227
01:59:07,600 --> 01:59:09,680
Speaker 1: of the day we figure out who's gonna, you know,

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01:59:09,840 --> 01:59:12,160
Speaker 1: be in there now. Who is Judith Priest? It's a

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01:59:12,320 --> 01:59:20,240
Speaker 1: Judas priest, Yes, Judas. Who's Judith? I don't Judith Priests.

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01:59:20,280 --> 01:59:26,440
Speaker 1: Maybe she's related somehow. Anyway, Ah we uh Netflix, they're

2231
01:59:26,520 --> 01:59:28,480
Speaker 1: Breaking Bad movie is out. I know you haven't seen

2232
01:59:28,520 --> 01:59:32,120
Speaker 1: it yet, Gandhi, but apparently there's a major cameo in

2233
01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:34,720
Speaker 1: the new Breaking Bad that day everybody's talking about and

2234
01:59:34,840 --> 01:59:36,520
Speaker 1: I can't tell you who it is because if I do,

2235
01:59:36,680 --> 01:59:38,960
Speaker 1: then people will not be happy with it. Is it noticeable?

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01:59:39,080 --> 01:59:41,760
Speaker 1: It's oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know who it is? Yeah, yeah, Billy,

2237
01:59:41,880 --> 01:59:43,920
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that. Katy Perry has a new

2238
01:59:43,960 --> 01:59:47,200
Speaker 1: single tomorrow. Harley's in Hawaii. She is she's dropping it

2239
01:59:47,240 --> 01:59:50,360
Speaker 1: tomorrow unless it gets leaked today. So then this is

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01:59:50,680 --> 01:59:52,360
Speaker 1: not gonna make any sense to you because you'll get

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01:59:52,360 --> 01:59:54,560
Speaker 1: it later. And Billie Eilish went into the crowd during

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01:59:54,600 --> 01:59:58,200
Speaker 1: her show. Somebody stole one of her rings and she

2243
01:59:58,400 --> 01:59:59,840
Speaker 1: was shaking hands with it. We day just took it

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01:59:59,880 --> 02:00:01,720
Speaker 1: off her finger. So she got back to the stage

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Speaker 1: and she's like, someone took my bleep and ring and

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02:00:04,240 --> 02:00:07,480
Speaker 1: then she kind of said, keep it must be nice.

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02:00:07,680 --> 02:00:11,240
Speaker 1: You're right, Daniel. You know Justin timber Lakes collaborating with Lizzo,

2248
02:00:11,640 --> 02:00:13,680
Speaker 1: and fans are at this point like, can you just

2249
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Speaker 1: drop it already? Just give us the collaboration. We just

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Speaker 1: want it, so just give it to us. I love

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Speaker 1: anything and everything Justin Timberlake does, and I love anything

2252
02:00:20,720 --> 02:00:23,320
Speaker 1: and everything that Lizzo does. Yes, get them together, Daniel,

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Speaker 1: I love you. You did a great job. I think

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02:00:25,760 --> 02:00:29,400
Speaker 1: this one was the best report of I love it.

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Speaker 1: In the morning show, you put ketchup on your eggs.

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02:00:36,560 --> 02:00:39,240
Speaker 1: Let me shake it up with cholula Hot sauce. Now,

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02:00:39,360 --> 02:00:41,440
Speaker 1: I put it on all my favorites because it makes

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02:00:41,480 --> 02:00:44,360
Speaker 1: them taste that much better. Just look for Cholulah's iconic

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02:00:44,440 --> 02:00:45,080
Speaker 1: wooden cap.