1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. We've got Dan Druff Wiley, We've 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: got Dan Druff. Speak for yourself. It's time for dirty 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,319 Speaker 1: little secret text in four of six. When do you 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret to tell us? You can 5 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: tell us anything. We keep everybody anonymous, so nobody knows 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,600 Speaker 1: who you are. That's why you can literally say whatever 7 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 1: you want. And that's why everybody who wants to tell 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. 9 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,599 Speaker 1: And on the phone right now is Dan Druff Gross. Yeah, 10 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: so Dan Druff. Hi, Hi, you sound a lot peppier 11 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: than I figured, Dan d So you have a dirty 12 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:40,840 Speaker 1: little secret? I do, all right, what is it? What's 13 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: your dirty little secret, Dan Dreff. I know you've got 14 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,480 Speaker 1: a lot of dirty secrets. So this is my first 15 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: time confessing this to anyone. Um, so I'm actually quite 16 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:53,279 Speaker 1: excited about it. Um. I work for a local newspaper 17 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: and I'm in charge of the astrology section, So I'm 18 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 1: the person that you go to for all your fun 19 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 1: what's gonna happen and in your day and week, and 20 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:05,679 Speaker 1: um I'm responsible for putting forth that information to you. 21 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: And my dirty little secret is that it's all fake. 22 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,479 Speaker 1: I make it up. Well, not only is it fake, 23 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 1: but I literally am responsible. I get my inspiration from 24 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: Instagram influencers. I have been guilty of reading a bumper 25 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 1: sticker that had something really cool on the saying goodness 26 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: inspired me. Yeah, you just make up. So you just 27 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: make up horoscopes? Absolutely? Oh my god. You know that 28 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 1: people like live their lives by those things you write? 29 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:40,640 Speaker 1: Probably sure do. Yeah. Yeah, I'm responsible for what they 30 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: do in their day should they choose to follow my 31 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: How many people are reading your column? Well, I mean 32 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: it's a small paper, but I will tell you part 33 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 1: of my dirty secret is that we are the most 34 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: read my section, We are the most read in the paper. 35 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: So give me. I'm sort of Yeah. So, if let's 36 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: say there's a friend of yours that you don't like 37 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: very much and they're a Virgo and you're mad at 38 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 1: them for some reason, you just come up with some 39 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,519 Speaker 1: kind of Virgo horoscope for the day, just a mess 40 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: with them. Yeah. I'm not trying not to make it personal, 41 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: but sure it's like super personal. Yeah. It's like you 42 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: will borrow you boring, it's don't leave the house today. Yeah, 43 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,919 Speaker 1: you will borrow your friend's sweater and not returning. My 44 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: friend will be very angry at you, and you should 45 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: call them and reach out and talk to them about it. 46 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm talking to you, Deborah. I mean I 47 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: haven't gone that far with it, but yeah, I'm sure 48 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 1: that some of it hints maybe someone I was dating 49 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: one so it was a capricorn. I certainly let that 50 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:47,639 Speaker 1: slip into some of the decision making their Yeah, so 51 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:51,640 Speaker 1: that's my dirty little secret. I actually think that's pretty 52 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: messed up. I mean, I'm really into astrology and I 53 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: depend on that information and it actually is specific to 54 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 1: when you're born and like all of that, right, so 55 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: every single person has specific things that are built inside 56 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,360 Speaker 1: of them. It is their DNA. And then she's just 57 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 1: making up this false information. It's like actually weird to me. 58 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: And the fact that a lot of people check their 59 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 1: horoscope daily and then plan their whole day around it, 60 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: or their whole week or whatever around it, and she's 61 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,079 Speaker 1: just making it up when it comes from a reliable source, though, 62 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,239 Speaker 1: Like how do they get that information to put into 63 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:28,080 Speaker 1: a horoscope? Because they from way back when, from history 64 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 1: and from science and all of that, they've learned about 65 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,640 Speaker 1: all of that, right, so people will learn that too, 66 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: and they'll pass on information, so they'll rewrite things that 67 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 1: that that's what we've found out from science. Okay, so 68 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: it's more of like a historical document that you have 69 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: to like address. I mean, really, it's where the stars 70 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 1: and your son, like where the sun is when you're born. 71 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: That's obviously. I mean have you ever read your horoscope? Yeah? 72 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 1: And is it ever like right on for your personality? Yeah? 73 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 1: Freakishly Actually, yeah, that's what I used to think. This 74 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: is all bs I did too. But then you start 75 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: looking into you're like, wow, that pretty much describes me 76 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: to a t. How is how does that work? Right? 77 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:12,119 Speaker 1: And the deeper you go, the crazier it gets. So 78 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: the fact that she's just making it up, yeah, is 79 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: not cool. I think that's it is pretty messed up. Also, 80 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,720 Speaker 1: it ruins people's Instagram posts when they're posting quotes about 81 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,719 Speaker 1: their horsecope for the day, it could be wrong. Text 82 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 1: in four one oh six one. Do you think that's 83 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,719 Speaker 1: actually really messed up that that woman makes up people's horscope? 84 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,839 Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? The text shuble to four 85 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 1: one six one. The New