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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Text in for one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. Could be your secret or your best friends,

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Speaker 1: doesn't really matter anybody's secret, the secret that you know,

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Speaker 1: or your own secret. Text in four or six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, you can tell

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Speaker 1: us anything. Nobody will know who you are. We keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. How are you you have a dirty little secret? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I do so. The company that I worked for basically

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Speaker 1: runs off of Microsoft team meetings at this point, like

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Speaker 1: everything every man, exactly. I had no idea when we

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Speaker 1: started this show. It was like a for a corporation. Corporation, man,

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Speaker 1: I had no idea how long people sit. I worked

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Speaker 1: at a company once in my life before I did anything,

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Speaker 1: before I did this type of work. Yeah, and there

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Speaker 1: was too many meetings. Then people sit all day long,

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Speaker 1: one meeting to the next meeting. It's all meetings to

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Speaker 1: really all meetings on email on zoom meets like teams

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Speaker 1: or whatever. Nothing gets done in those meetings either it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: It been an email, yea, an email or text. So

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Speaker 1: you have a job like that, huh, And that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Eighty five percent of these meetings is literally people just saying, Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? What are you up to today?

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Speaker 1: They're useless meeting? Yeah really just one or two meetings

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Speaker 1: a week that counts. Yes, they sit. They're telling jokes

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Speaker 1: as well. They sit like meeting, don't want to be here? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: funny people in the meeting are the funny guy in

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Speaker 1: the meeting? Is I? Oh? I I hate that dude

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Speaker 1: so much because it's like you're making this meeting go

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Speaker 1: way longer. Should be any more questions? Yeah, nobody's paying

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Speaker 1: you to stand up right now? Oh my god? Can

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Speaker 1: I leave? Is that a question? So? Anyway, sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: I think everybody's over meetings. And I found kind of

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Speaker 1: like this little loophole that I do. It's worked so far.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully I don't blow my cover. But what I'll do

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Speaker 1: is I'll create like a little dummy meeting and I

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Speaker 1: make it private so people just see that I'm busy

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Speaker 1: in a meeting, but they can't join without a password

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Speaker 1: or anything like that. So unless it's important, I make

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Speaker 1: a private meeting for myself to just sit in all day.

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Speaker 1: So what about your boss? Can your boss not see

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Speaker 1: your calendar? No? My boss, look my boss barely participates

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Speaker 1: in meetings himself because I think he knows that these

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Speaker 1: are pointless things, and he just gets a wrap up

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Speaker 1: meeting at the end of the week, which I definitely

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Speaker 1: participate in. But the daily ones that are just like, Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing. I'm just checking in to see

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Speaker 1: how you are in the progress on this, blah blah. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that anymore. That's funny. So you just

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Speaker 1: make a dummy meeting thing so you can just sit there.

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Speaker 1: Some people think you're in a meeting, but you're not.

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Speaker 1: That's a great idea. I honestly haven't been in one

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Speaker 1: of those stupid meetings for like, I'm gonna say, three

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Speaker 1: weeks is so good. You must have missed something important

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Speaker 1: by now. I bet something. If it's I feel like,

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Speaker 1: if it's important enough, go old school and I don't know,

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Speaker 1: email me on the phone. Yeah, send a homing pigeon.

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Speaker 1: You know. People talk about people always talk about how

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Speaker 1: in prison inmates adjust and find ways to get around

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Speaker 1: the rules, like making things out of toilet paper, or

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Speaker 1: making different kinds of food or crushing up other food.

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Speaker 1: And I think this just shows you how the corporate

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Speaker 1: world is in corporate America with meetings are like, it's

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Speaker 1: the same thing. You're trying to find a way just

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Speaker 1: to survive and just to have a little bit of comfort.

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Speaker 1: So you'll become a tech expert and figure out how

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Speaker 1: to fake zoom meetings so you don't have to be

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Speaker 1: in there. We figure out the same way. It's just

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Speaker 1: like a prison. Yeah it is. You have to take

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Speaker 1: computer classes just to stay to stay ahead of the curve. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, and

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Speaker 1: we'll see you at the meeting coming up in fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, fifteen alp apia. When it's time for the meeting, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I might be busy, so don't be offended. Then Jebel

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