1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Hi, Elliott, I by, do you want to tell them 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: who was her? About today's episode? Or shall I? Oh? 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 1: I have an idea. How about we flipped for it? 4 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 1: Sounds good? I call heads, okay, and we'll have Geraldine 5 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: toss the coin a hot shirt on the count of three, one, 6 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: two three. Whoa, Elliott, you just did a flip? So 7 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 1: did you? Yeah? But I'm delightfully whack and listeners have 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 1: come to expect the sort of thing for me. Who 9 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: knew you could flip? I was a child diver beats 10 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:40,959 Speaker 1: some things who can't unlearned? Oh tails, I guess you win. 11 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 1: I'm still too shocked. You go ahead, go ahead and 12 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: tell the children, all right? Who was her? In place 13 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 1: of our regular episode where we quiz kids about their 14 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,519 Speaker 1: knowledge of two specific people from history, we fired up 15 00:00:53,560 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: that walkie talkie to the past, the who was that? 16 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: That's the one to get in touch with some of 17 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 1: our best guest stars from this season. These big names 18 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,479 Speaker 1: are such huge fans of the podcast that they had 19 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:10,400 Speaker 1: their people call our people, who, to be clear, is 20 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 1: an elephant to jump back on the show to spend 21 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: some more time with us. All right, Eric, please plastic, 22 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: here we go. What do you think you know about 23 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:28,760 Speaker 1: the grates from this study? The game is on. To 24 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: get some energy and buckle up your brain, because it's 25 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 1: time to play the bost podcast. Because it's time to 26 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: play book Who Life? From Tonkland or So Falled, So 27 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:47,319 Speaker 1: Cat Los Angeles. It's Who Was the Podcast Where for 28 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: today we're giving the quizzing arrest and just kind of, 29 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 1: you know, vibe with some very cool folks from history. 30 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: I'm your announcer, Fee and I make a feline for 31 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: free sandwiches. Now here's your host, the man who's a 32 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: tea and a coffee guy. Yes, Eliot Jalen, Thank you 33 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 1: be that's right. It takes a lot of caffeine just 34 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: to get me to this level. Welcome everyone to the 35 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 1: Who Was Podcast Where. Today We've got something special for you. 36 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: Some of our most beloved guests from this season got 37 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 1: together to collaborate on a new show, The Real Queen 38 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: Wives of Who Was. Let's hear it now, what happens 39 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: when three regal reality stars are brought together under one 40 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: royal roof. We'll find out on today's episode of the 41 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 1: Real Queen Wives of Who Was the only show where 42 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: lady leaders can live in the lap of luxury if 43 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: they can learn to get along. Now, let's meet the 44 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: sassy sovereign senoras of the real queen wives of who was. 45 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,960 Speaker 1: I'm Good Queen Elizabeth First, also known as Good Queen Best, 46 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: and you best stay out of my why if you 47 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:01,919 Speaker 1: know what's good for you, I'm Marie Antoinette. Let them 48 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 1: eat Gake. No, no, let me eat Gake. Because what 49 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: the Queen of France wants, the Queen of France gets. 50 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:14,080 Speaker 1: I am Eleanor Roosevelt. I was once twice four times 51 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 1: a first lady. Wow, long live those queens last. Your 52 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: queen wives are who wise, Marie, you're not doing your 53 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: share of the chores. What makes you say is that, Eleanor? 54 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: Because you're not doing any of the chores? Sylla. That's 55 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: French for what Eleanor is always going on about. We 56 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: all have to do about, and we're all in these twogether. 57 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 1: She says, Americans working out and sacrificing for each other 58 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: is what got them. Sues a great depression. Where her 59 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 1: lectures are giving me a great depression. Listen, I know 60 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: Marie is just a young woman who never asked me, 61 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 1: never an entire nation. But sometimes she makes me so mad. 62 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: I just put THEO in a guiche and putka head off. 63 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: Trust me, I've had people's heads cut off. It cheers 64 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 1: you up for a few moments. With the clean up 65 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:15,839 Speaker 1: takes forever. Whoa, whoa. That was last week. This week, 66 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 1: Kuei one and Marie are about to get into a 67 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,679 Speaker 1: little dust up over who gets to use the last 68 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:26,679 Speaker 1: of the pale white face powder. Let's listen in actually, miscenarrator, 69 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 1: there will be no face powder dust up. The three 70 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 1: of us have been talking and we have some big 71 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 1: problems with this show. Yes, but one thing. The title 72 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 1: is incredibly inaccurate. I was never a queen. I was 73 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 1: a democratically elected first lady, a devoted champion for equality 74 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 1: and human rights. Okay, so you weren't a queen, but 75 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 1: you were a wife to President Roosevelt. Yeah, but while 76 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,599 Speaker 1: I was queen, I was never a wife. I kept 77 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,160 Speaker 1: myself unmarried. So it's not to lose my power to 78 00:04:57,279 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 1: whatever frenchmen are. Spaniard promised me a ring, thinking they 79 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: get a crown and return. Do you also have a 80 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 1: problem with the title, Marie, No, I was both a 81 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:10,479 Speaker 1: queen and a wife. I think the title is fine, okay, great, 82 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: glad to see at least one cast member doesn't have 83 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 1: a problem. No, I have many problems with this show. 84 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: I believe it was put together just to make us 85 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:23,159 Speaker 1: fight with each other. You're making us look selfish, vain, 86 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 1: and foolish, just as people unfairly assumed I was when 87 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 1: I was queen. People love dramas, so they get the 88 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:34,679 Speaker 1: wrong idea. What's the worst that could happen? I could 89 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: get my egg got off, which is exactly what happen. 90 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:44,280 Speaker 1: Oh light, Yeah. As a former American delegate to the 91 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 1: United Nations, I hereby submit emotion to change this show. 92 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 1: I second that motion. I said this motion. The show 93 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: must be channge. That's three to one, Mr narrator, by 94 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 1: the rules of democracy, this show must be changed. Alright, alright, 95 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:06,159 Speaker 1: we'll change the show. Let's go back to the drawing 96 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 1: board and bring you the new version right after this 97 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: short break, Eric play us some reboot music, if you please. 98 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Real Queen Wives of Who Was, 99 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 1: which is no longer a reality show from now on, 100 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: this show is a sitcom. Oh how lovely. I could 101 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 1: use a good laugh after the whole getting my head 102 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:36,119 Speaker 1: cut off, seeing a Clayford too earlier. So it's time 103 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 1: for another episode of everyone's new favorite show. Let's meet 104 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 1: the mirth making matriarch Monarchs of the Queens of Queens, 105 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:51,040 Speaker 1: Elizabeth Marie. I am prone, eleanor don't you mean m 106 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 1: l It wasn't my fault. I hit traffic after the 107 00:06:56,240 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: Mets game at City Field because we live in Queens. Well, now, 108 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,599 Speaker 1: the dinner I picked up is cold. I got a 109 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 1: souvlaki in gyro because we live in Queens. Hey, I 110 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: just saw Spider Man swinging by outside because we live 111 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:17,280 Speaker 1: in Queens. Mark goodness, Marie, what happened to your voice? 112 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:22,320 Speaker 1: My voice? What are you talking about? Use guys, Marie? 113 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 1: Come clean. Last time I checked French royals never said 114 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:30,240 Speaker 1: use guys. All right, you got be I just figured 115 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 1: if I'd tuck like this, nobody will say I'm a 116 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 1: snob and cut my nugget off. I even used to 117 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 1: act an amateur place at the Palace at Verst Sales 118 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,720 Speaker 1: as a lover of theater. I think that's right, And really, 119 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,280 Speaker 1: aren't we all playing a role when we take on 120 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 1: the responsibility of being a leader. I don't know about that, 121 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 1: but listen, how good it sounds when I recite Elizabeth 122 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:58,920 Speaker 1: Buddy Bill Shakespeare's stuff, but so off with like Trianda 123 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: window breaks, okay? Or what about this? So we were 124 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 1: not to be forget about it, Marie, I love you, 125 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:13,080 Speaker 1: but never do that again, Elizabeth, what's a surprisingly sweet 126 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,600 Speaker 1: thing to say? Why? With no narrator to push us 127 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:21,480 Speaker 1: into gender stereotype reinforcing arguments, I believe we'll finally get 128 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 1: along because your tool are the best royal roommates a 129 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: first lady you could ever have. Well, if beats get 130 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 1: knocked up in the tower landing by my art sister 131 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:36,480 Speaker 1: a friend, I got an idea, let's all eat cake. 132 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: I second that motion. Wow, what an amazing show. I 133 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:50,079 Speaker 1: can't wait to stream all twenty seven seasons and fifteen 134 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,840 Speaker 1: casts of the Real Queen Wives of Who Was? While 135 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 1: I figure out the password to one of Elliott's streaming services, 136 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 1: why don't we take a quick break, But don't go anywhere, 137 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 1: because we'll be back with mar Who Was? Podcast? Eric 138 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:10,760 Speaker 1: play us some prestige television music please live from tong 139 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 1: Land or so called SOKW Los Angeles. It's Who Was? 140 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 1: The podcast? Where? For today we're giving the quizzing arrests 141 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 1: and just kind of you know, vibe with some very 142 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 1: cool folks from history. I'm your announcer, Be, and I'd 143 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,960 Speaker 1: be remiss if I didn't introduce you to your host, 144 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,800 Speaker 1: the man who has stuck in socks. It's Elliot's kaln. 145 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,720 Speaker 1: Thank you, Be. If you'd always get cold, you'll never 146 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,480 Speaker 1: lose money making them warm and welcome everyone to the 147 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:41,520 Speaker 1: Who Was? Podcast. Let's waste no time leading our first 148 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:46,480 Speaker 1: and only guest for today's episode, America's greatest humorist, Mark Twain. 149 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:52,320 Speaker 1: B Elliot is honnor to be in your company. Just 150 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,800 Speaker 1: to refresh everyone's memory. Mark Twain is the author of 151 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:59,000 Speaker 1: many incredible books, including the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and 152 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:02,680 Speaker 1: the Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Yes, indeed that is me, 153 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,160 Speaker 1: but you can call me sam Well. Kind of a 154 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,920 Speaker 1: weird nickname for Marth, but who am I to judge? 155 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 1: That's right. My true name is Samuel Clipman's. Mark Twain 156 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,800 Speaker 1: is but a simple pen name. You named your pen 157 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:19,880 Speaker 1: that's why, no, my dear. A pen name is a 158 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,720 Speaker 1: name a writer uses as something of an altar ego. 159 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: Oh like Superman, but a writer wait, Superman is a writer. 160 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: I need to sit down alright, Sam, Well, he takes 161 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 1: a seat on the floor. We don't have any chairs. 162 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:37,400 Speaker 1: What brings you to our humble podcast? Why the podcast? 163 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,080 Speaker 1: It's so my good, Elliott. I've got a game of 164 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,839 Speaker 1: my own design, and I'm sure you'll want to add 165 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:47,440 Speaker 1: to your repertoire. Well, I'm already sold. Tell us Mark. 166 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,920 Speaker 1: It's called Mark Twain's Memory Builder. You know, I've actually 167 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,080 Speaker 1: heard of this game. It's a history game that you 168 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:56,280 Speaker 1: really invented in the late eighteen eighties. The game board, 169 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,680 Speaker 1: it looks like a test cheat sort of numbers with 170 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 1: blank circles next to Ah. That is correct, sir, A 171 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:05,360 Speaker 1: man of discerning tastes. I like that. And here's the 172 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:16,560 Speaker 1: game in the flesh and a little dusty. So how 173 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:20,719 Speaker 1: do you play it? It's both simple and entertaining, a 174 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,360 Speaker 1: game for acquiring and retaining all sorts of facts and dates, 175 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,839 Speaker 1: just perfect to add to the who Worth podcast. The 176 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:34,040 Speaker 1: game board represents in a century. It also represents all centries. Now, 177 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,920 Speaker 1: when you pin your fact in its year column, you'll 178 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:42,040 Speaker 1: need to name the century. Pin your fact yes on 179 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 1: your game board. Here's an example. You stick a pin 180 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,560 Speaker 1: in sixty four in the third row of holes in 181 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 1: the compartment marked minor event, and say Shakespeare born fifteen 182 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:58,680 Speaker 1: sixty four, or Pin seventy six in the same minor 183 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:04,480 Speaker 1: event compartment and say Declaration of Independence seventeen seventy six. 184 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,719 Speaker 1: I don't know that we consider the birth of our 185 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 1: greatest writers. Say again, I'm our greatest non American writer. 186 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:14,600 Speaker 1: I meant to say or the Declaration of Independence to 187 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:18,880 Speaker 1: be minor events. Well, in the game, mine events are 188 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,920 Speaker 1: both deaths, dates of inventions, essentially an effect that is 189 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,199 Speaker 1: datable and would remember. So you consider your own birth 190 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:30,000 Speaker 1: a minor event? Well, yes, seeing as how it would 191 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,079 Speaker 1: be some time before I was an adult. Oh, don't 192 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,680 Speaker 1: you use that folksy term on me, mr. I take 193 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:40,080 Speaker 1: it that much like our games the Memory Building Twains 194 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:44,040 Speaker 1: Memory Building, Yes, right, Mark Twain's Memory Builder. Sorry, I 195 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,280 Speaker 1: assume each category has points tied to them. They sure 196 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:50,959 Speaker 1: who you do? The sessions are worth ten points perpen, 197 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 1: battles worth five, and minor events being mine at one point. 198 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,959 Speaker 1: Those are big leaks. Well take our show for example, 199 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,000 Speaker 1: It's different points, but first round questions are worth one point, 200 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:09,559 Speaker 1: second round two and third round three points one two three. Well, 201 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,240 Speaker 1: don't challenge me to a duel now, but that seems 202 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:15,120 Speaker 1: a bit on the nose, doesn't fam. I think we're 203 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,760 Speaker 1: gonna have to pass on your game. We can't afford 204 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,600 Speaker 1: all those pins, and also I just don't think it's 205 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:24,200 Speaker 1: quite right for the show. It also doesn't really make sense, 206 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,319 Speaker 1: but we appreciate you bring it to us though we 207 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,559 Speaker 1: really do well. Hold on, now, let's not put the 208 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 1: pin in the rejection categories just yet. Maybe we could 209 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,040 Speaker 1: change it so that it's right for you. Why don't 210 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,080 Speaker 1: you let me play one of the games from your 211 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,760 Speaker 1: audio show. Let me hang my hat on the kind 212 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,720 Speaker 1: of thing you do play? All right, Sam Clemens also 213 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,880 Speaker 1: known as Mark Twain, We're going to play a game 214 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:53,360 Speaker 1: called Sound Effects Safari. A Safari affected by sound. The 215 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:59,160 Speaker 1: future is truly a charming and terrifying place. Sound effects 216 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:05,360 Speaker 1: to Fari sound Sexifari, sound of fear. In this game, 217 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,319 Speaker 1: we'll play a sound and be We'll give you a 218 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,400 Speaker 1: question based on that sound. Choose the best answer to 219 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:14,400 Speaker 1: tell us how it relates to, in this case, your life. Alright, 220 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:18,480 Speaker 1: I am prepared for your game of chance. It's it's 221 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:23,760 Speaker 1: not a chance, it's entirely based on knowledge. Retention. We 222 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:28,520 Speaker 1: shall see, we shall sleep all right, Sam. Here's your first. Sound. 223 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,560 Speaker 1: Sounds like the flow of a river. Why does a 224 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 1: river relate to Mark Twain's life? Mark Twain A Mark 225 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:42,160 Speaker 1: Twain grew up in a rivertown or the Mark Twain 226 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:46,360 Speaker 1: loves to water ski? Oh my, this is an easy one. 227 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:50,440 Speaker 1: It's a I grew up in a rivertown Hannibal, Missouri, 228 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:54,320 Speaker 1: to be specific, living alone the Mississippi River. May my 229 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,600 Speaker 1: friends and I want to be steamboatmen, and at one 230 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:01,320 Speaker 1: point I was. I wrote about in my book Life 231 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:06,000 Speaker 1: on the Mississippi. Great work, Mr Twayne, Well, I admit 232 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,560 Speaker 1: it does hope when the questions all about one. So 233 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,040 Speaker 1: you're being modest. I couldn't answer a question about what 234 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,320 Speaker 1: I had for breakfast this morning. You told me you 235 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:20,040 Speaker 1: didn't have breakfast this morning. Oh yeah, I'm doing intermittent fasting. 236 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:24,360 Speaker 1: I'm angry all the time. It's great. Here's your next. Sound. 237 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:30,080 Speaker 1: Sounds like someone is building something. Why does building relate 238 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,520 Speaker 1: to Mark Twaine's life? Ay, he created a character that 239 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:37,480 Speaker 1: inspired Bob the Builder or b As he became successful, 240 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:41,200 Speaker 1: he built a large house for his family. Oh b 241 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,560 Speaker 1: the letter not the name. Correct? And thank you. I 242 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:49,560 Speaker 1: wish more people would be specific my wife living. I 243 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:54,120 Speaker 1: build a nineteen room house with a billiards, root turrets, 244 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 1: and a porch designed like a riverboat deck. I like 245 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,280 Speaker 1: to keep things nice and them to stay. Are there 246 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,280 Speaker 1: more questions? I feel like I'm on a hot street. 247 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:08,720 Speaker 1: Here's the next sound. It's a frog. Frogs are so cool? 248 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 1: But what do they have to do with Mark Twaine 249 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,560 Speaker 1: a he cursed a prince who will be a frog 250 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,720 Speaker 1: until he finds true love? Or be he wrote a 251 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:21,160 Speaker 1: short story called the Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County. 252 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:26,800 Speaker 1: Dan's be that stoils my first great success? Look me 253 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,360 Speaker 1: on the map as a rido. You're doing great, Sam, 254 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:35,720 Speaker 1: You're on the map as a contestant. Here's your last sound. Oh, 255 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:40,040 Speaker 1: sounds like a very enthusiastic applause. Is this applause for 256 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:44,560 Speaker 1: a Mark Twayne speaking engagements? Or be the Mark Twayne 257 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:48,320 Speaker 1: Prize for American Humor. I'm gonna go out on a 258 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,480 Speaker 1: limb and say this is one of those questions of trickery. 259 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:57,040 Speaker 1: The answer is both. It's true. It's both. You were 260 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,080 Speaker 1: a celebrated public speaker and today the top Prize for 261 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 1: American Humor Writing is named after you. People like Richard Pryor, 262 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,159 Speaker 1: Tina Feye, John Stewarton would be Goldberg have won it. 263 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:12,679 Speaker 1: There's nothing more exciting and talking about oneself. And I 264 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,160 Speaker 1: believe I know what to do. Now. Well, what's that, Sam? 265 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 1: I shall add sound effects to my Memory Builder to 266 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:29,960 Speaker 1: be more in line with your wonderful noisy games. Oh uh, well, 267 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,720 Speaker 1: this is really our noisiest game, and since we already 268 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,600 Speaker 1: have one, unfortunately, we're still gonna have to pass on 269 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:41,760 Speaker 1: Mark Twain's Memory Builder. I'm gonna have to shoot straight 270 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:47,000 Speaker 1: with you, folks. Yes, I a fiction writer. I am 271 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 1: desperate enough to tell you the true I was hoping 272 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,680 Speaker 1: that adding Mark Twain's Memory Builder to your show would 273 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,200 Speaker 1: make more history of us want to purchase it, therefore 274 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:02,000 Speaker 1: sending me the prophet. I'm in a bit of a 275 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,840 Speaker 1: money pickle these days. Do you know how expensive your 276 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 1: launder bill gets to be when you only wear all 277 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,879 Speaker 1: white suits? Even all my speaking engagements don't cover. We 278 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,080 Speaker 1: wish we could help you out, Sam, but hey, go 279 00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:16,840 Speaker 1: back to the drawing board and let us know if 280 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,680 Speaker 1: you come up with another game. We'd love to hear 281 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:24,960 Speaker 1: any of your ideas well. I appreciate your honesty. Thanks 282 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:30,679 Speaker 1: for letting me play. Bye Sam, Bye. Wow. What a 283 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,680 Speaker 1: good guy, great writer. He's no Milton Bradley though, I 284 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:37,479 Speaker 1: tell you what, He's no Bradley Milton either. Who's Bradley 285 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,840 Speaker 1: Milton the front desk guy at my gym? He's great 286 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:47,240 Speaker 1: and has a nickname for everyone. Oh boy B And 287 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,200 Speaker 1: that's our show for today. I'm gonna give a shout 288 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,080 Speaker 1: out to intern Zack Jane, Eric b and our amazing 289 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:55,560 Speaker 1: cast which includes Devin Coleman, Megan O'Neill, Adam text Her, 290 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,640 Speaker 1: Sandia Route, Eric Shack, Zach Timpson, and a big thank 291 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,000 Speaker 1: you to you for listening. Next week we'll find out 292 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,800 Speaker 1: about two more amazing people from the Passenge. Until then, 293 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,919 Speaker 1: this is Elliott Airport pick Up Klin saying we're history. 294 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 1: Goodbye everybody, podcast, because it's time to flee with