Speaker 1: I saw this thing. I don't know how old this is,
Speaker 1: but jd Vance was on.
Speaker 2: Triggered that Donald Trump Junior Show and Donald Trump Junior
Speaker 2: is so fucked up it's it's like it's yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to figure out when it's from, but it is
Speaker 2: so he is so intensely fucked up.
Speaker 3: Like just flying, you need to check like three or
Speaker 3: four boxes so you can end up in like if
Speaker 3: you're like a trans communist, this, that and the other,
Speaker 3: like you two can be the CEO of a forty.
Speaker 3: He's actually spent real time with them any sort of.
Speaker 3: Fifteen years ago when I said that, people used to
Speaker 3: shit all over me.
Speaker 2: Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: You don't understand, and now they understand what the borders are.
Speaker 3: Wrote the article. It wasn't even like it's the same publication.
Speaker 3: It was the same.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: I'm like this year like to literally save democracy because
Speaker 3: it's literally at risk. J.
Speaker 1: That's like you us literally at risk. J.
Speaker 3: Old things, But it's if we if the elite, meaning
Speaker 3: you know, Barack Obama, the Clinton's a couple of bites.
Speaker 4: Sounds like if you hold the space bar while you're
Speaker 4: watching a YouTube video.
Speaker 1: Any other options, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, he's playback speed. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a rendering thing where like
Speaker 1: Jade Vans is clear, like, okay, well I was gonna
Speaker 1: lot guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know if you're like a trans communist, you.
Speaker 6: Know, like wha dude who couldn't even listen to his guest.
Speaker 4: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week trend edition
Speaker 4: of Daily's they.
Speaker 1: Production of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 4: This is the podcast where we take a deep dab
Speaker 4: into america Share consciousness. And it is Monday, July twenty ninth,
Speaker 4: twenty twenty four, the year of our Lord. Definitely his year.
Speaker 4: He's having a big one. My name is Jack O'Brien.
Speaker 4: That is Miles. I am recording in the spare room
Speaker 4: of one of my wife's friends.
Speaker 2: So I just was that embarrassing to be a little bit.
Speaker 2: I remember having to do that at her Majesty's uncle's house.
Speaker 1: Is like, what what is he doing in the closet? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why he's screaming there? Yes, I hate explaining it, so anyways, Uh,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Miles?
Speaker 2: I saw Arsenal play Manchester United over the weekend. We
Speaker 2: beat them to one. That was great to see in person.
Speaker 1: I screamed.
Speaker 2: That's why my voice is still a bit equine, as
Speaker 2: they say, or horse and yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Having I'm having a great one, having a great one. Nice,
Speaker 1: I'm gradually I'm not. I'm tired. I'm tired.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could care that about the team succeed this baby.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, folks, they start moving around, they're picking
Speaker 2: up stuff.
Speaker 1: They know how to throw things. They like to put
Speaker 1: stuff in the toilet. Folks. They love to put things
Speaker 1: in the toilet, don't they.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's actually good for their future as an
Speaker 4: Olympic swimmer. Yeah, as we'll get into yeah, uh all right,
Speaker 4: well yeah we're it's it's Monday morning.
Speaker 1: We got that Monday morning energy.
Speaker 4: We're trying to I'm trying to get like you, Donald
Speaker 4: Trump Junior, I'm trying to get just a little bit.
Speaker 4: Just need a little drop of that blood whatever whatever
Speaker 4: he has a little whatever his body.
Speaker 3: We basically tried to push anyone else from happening, so
Speaker 3: gave choice.
Speaker 1: You actually, is.
Speaker 2: Your throat getting Numbednatty, drink some water man that drip
Speaker 2: can get you get swallow.
Speaker 1: It's a numb anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to get into some news before that.
Speaker 4: We do like to get to know you a little
Speaker 4: bit better. Ye, telling you something we think is underrated
Speaker 4: and overrated. Yeah, I think is underrated over.
Speaker 1: People. You know.
Speaker 4: We we ask our guests every day on the podcast
Speaker 4: what they think. They never stopped to ask us. Let's man, yeah,
Speaker 4: let's table the turns. Well, you want to kick us off?
Speaker 4: What something you think is underte kick you off.
Speaker 1: I'll kick me right off, right now, right off like
Speaker 1: a twister.
Speaker 4: So coloring suck me off into the sky a sky
Speaker 4: like country.
Speaker 2: Fucking f five baby, Yes, coloring.
Speaker 4: Look doesn't make me think that they should have had
Speaker 4: like an you know how eighties movies would have songs
Speaker 4: that were like directly about what was happening. It should
Speaker 4: have had a song in twisters like as the credits throlled,
Speaker 4: those like suck.
Speaker 1: Me off into the sky, so off to the sky.
Speaker 2: And you're like, hell, yeah, dude, I love brother. So
Speaker 2: my I got an iPad. I had had not an
Speaker 2: I gratulation twelve years.
Speaker 4: Probably you said it was the commercial where it crushed all.
Speaker 1: Of absolute art work.
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, it can fit an upright base
Speaker 2: and an easel into this one.
Speaker 1: Please go on no.
Speaker 2: I bought like two generations earlier because they're cheaper and
Speaker 2: I have no use for, like, dude, the computing power
Speaker 2: on these things, it's like absurd. It does like you
Speaker 2: don't need this to fucking do a coloring book app
Speaker 2: So I'm like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I'll get some one of the previous ones.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I've been just doodling and coloring and shit
Speaker 2: on it, because that's part of me wants to be
Speaker 2: able to, like I use my laptop like my computer
Speaker 2: fucking everything that I wanted to create some separation from
Speaker 2: like always using this same like machine to like feed
Speaker 2: me the horrible things in the world or the great
Speaker 2: things in the world, and it just sort of nets
Speaker 2: out to zero.
Speaker 1: Like a fun box, a little funny thing.
Speaker 2: This it's more for just my casual thing and drawing.
Speaker 2: So I used to love drawing as a kid. But
Speaker 2: the problem was that not even a problem. I just
Speaker 2: I was absolutely just shit at it. But it never
Speaker 2: stopped me because you're a kid and you just love
Speaker 2: to draw and color shit in and be like I
Speaker 2: did it in the lines, and like that sense of
Speaker 2: fride you get that doesn't go away even when you
Speaker 2: are on the precipice of turning forty years old coloring
Speaker 2: books and like just drawing end up, I think becoming
Speaker 2: something you never engage in unless you know you're like
Speaker 2: a visual artist or have a job that requires those skills.
Speaker 2: But like I am also just like tracing a bunch
Speaker 2: of shit too, like pictures of the Geist Child, because
Speaker 2: I can't I did that thing, you know how, Like
Speaker 2: I saw this thing on the internet, like there's like
Speaker 2: these couples memes like they'll they'll draw each other like
Speaker 2: for like fifteen. You get like it's like a quick
Speaker 2: draw challenge and then you can see like how well
Speaker 2: your partner could draw you. Dude, the shit I drew
Speaker 2: was off. It was terrible. It was to have no
Speaker 2: sense of perspective. D Oh my god, dude, Yeah, it
Speaker 2: could have been anyone.
Speaker 1: It honestly could have been anyone.
Speaker 2: So devoid of I know. She was like, is this
Speaker 2: like Wilford Brimley but with a Bereton.
Speaker 1: I'm like that's hair.
Speaker 2: Really, So anyway, I was like tracing, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: holy shit, like when I'm tracing, this ship actually looks
Speaker 2: like the thing. Her majesty, who's actually pretty gifted at
Speaker 2: like watercolors and ship.
Speaker 1: She's like, is full. She's like her majesty is She's
Speaker 1: like those are just training like Yoda, She's like, those
Speaker 1: are just tracings. Relax.
Speaker 2: But I was also like, don't look as someone that
Speaker 2: has no skill as an illustrator, like I was telling her,
Speaker 2: like it's empowering and also gives me more practice at
Speaker 2: drawing real things, because I'm it's like a muscle that
Speaker 2: I've never developed and I'm just trying to do it.
Speaker 1: She's like, Okay, that's true. That's true.
Speaker 2: Like I'm like, you're gonna get mad at the kid
Speaker 2: for I'm wearing having training wheels and like you ain't
Speaker 2: finking full. You're on your way to biking. I'm on
Speaker 2: my way to doing less shitty drawings. So anyway, that's
Speaker 2: been like, really, it's like this thing, like you know,
Speaker 2: as you get older, like we start putting things like
Speaker 2: you enter quote adulthood, and you start saying like I
Speaker 2: deem this to be adult, or this is like something
Speaker 2: I don't do anymore. Drawing is something I feel like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I just I think for the reasons
Speaker 2: of deeming it not adult or whatever, it just wasn't
Speaker 2: relevant with my career.
Speaker 1: I just stopped doing it.
Speaker 2: And now I'm like, I'm I'm coloring in the lines, baby,
Speaker 2: I'm using paints and shit. Anyway, Zigang, let me know
Speaker 2: your favorite drawing coloring apps, because I'm yo, your boy
Speaker 2: is out.
Speaker 1: Here and it's just so therapeutic. It's very therapeutic. That's
Speaker 1: the other part of it. It is very therapeutic. Do
Speaker 1: you draw it?
Speaker 4: Do you do drawing videos like on YouTube, like instructional
Speaker 4: drawing videos.
Speaker 1: I'm about to Yeah, there's like a dude.
Speaker 2: I found some English guy who like has a very
Speaker 2: kind energy and like just teaches you how to like
Speaker 2: get your get your drawing muscles up.
Speaker 4: Those really to my six year old, drawing game has
Speaker 4: really stepped up. He's similarly, uh, very enthusiastic drawer. Was
Speaker 4: not always you know, the most gifted at it, but
Speaker 4: like elaborate drawing journeyman illustrator where you know, he would
Speaker 4: he would have to tell you this, he would tell
Speaker 4: you the story of what was happening in the picture,
Speaker 4: and he would have to because you didn't know what
Speaker 4: the fuck was going on. And now he's like pretty
Speaker 4: like my sister, my older sister who has you know,
Speaker 4: the same thing as her majesty, just like a natural
Speaker 4: always could draw, always could be like really good artists
Speaker 4: and ended up going into visual arts. She's like, he's
Speaker 4: actually pretty talented. I was like, oh, what, doesn't even care?
Speaker 4: But yeah, the drawing videos are really helped him out a.
Speaker 2: Lot, like some Bob Ross ship you know, yeah exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 4: My underrated is how much Pharrell is inspired by the Despicable.
Speaker 1: Me universe on he's been.
Speaker 4: So the reason that I'm bringing this up now is
Speaker 4: the new song for Despicable Me for It's in the trailer,
Speaker 4: and then my kids were like that play that for me,
Speaker 4: and now like I'm probably just you know, I'm at
Speaker 4: that point where I've heard it the right number of
Speaker 4: times where I'm like, man, this kind of goes way
Speaker 4: harder than it has any right to the bad guy one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 4: Double yeah yeah, and it could be about Drake, it
Speaker 4: could be about except like it feels like a pop
Speaker 4: song that like could be you know, from the eighties
Speaker 4: and still getting radio play. Like it's just got that
Speaker 4: like vague like double life, you know, double Agent, you know,
Speaker 4: private Eye type ship that its specifically name checks the
Speaker 4: character grew throughout. It's like that which I can see
Speaker 4: like a Minion reference in there.
Speaker 1: But Likedrew is such a just silly character.
Speaker 4: And I mean Happy was originally released for the soundtrack
Speaker 4: for Despicable Me Too, like that's his biggest hit. And
Speaker 4: you know now that my children are obsessed with Pharrell's
Speaker 4: Despicable Me work, they have gone back through and listened
Speaker 4: to all the soundtracks and he's just got some like
Speaker 4: solid songs throughout that are specifically about the content of
Speaker 4: the Despicable Me movies and it's I don't know, I
Speaker 4: mean Happy and Double Life are the main ones. There's
Speaker 4: one the first movie has a song called Despicable Me
Speaker 4: in it that's pretty good bye Pharrell. But there's like
Speaker 4: a couple for each movie, it seems. Yeah, and then
Speaker 4: you know, the trailer for his new movie about his
Speaker 4: life played before Despicable Me for when I took my
Speaker 4: kids to Despicable to Me for and it's like a
Speaker 4: lego movie about Pharrell's life and yeah, yeah, and it
Speaker 4: just generally I feel like he's very like has a
Speaker 4: very like childlike imagination and like outlook on the world
Speaker 4: that seems to be the thesis of like this new
Speaker 4: Lego movie is like he's just like a little different
Speaker 4: and and just generally I feel like it's a little
Speaker 4: underrated how children's movies have generated some of the biggest
Speaker 4: like pop hits of the past decade. Like before, we've
Speaker 4: talked before on this podcast, I've lamented like that we
Speaker 4: no longer get like the above the Rim soundtrack.
Speaker 1: It was just like bangers across the board.
Speaker 4: Boomerang was a great soundtrack, but I feel like it's actually.
Speaker 1: Gone to children.
Speaker 4: Like children's movies are still putting out good soundtracks that
Speaker 4: I mean, they're good in the sense of like being
Speaker 4: kind of pop songs both Like Tyler, the creators work
Speaker 4: on the Benedict Cumberbatch Grinch movie is really good. Like
Speaker 4: I'm sure most people don't realize that's like he did
Speaker 4: all the music for that, but it's like really good.
Speaker 1: Wow. He really is following in Fell's footsteps.
Speaker 2: He always talks about how much he looks up to
Speaker 2: Farrell in his career, and now it's like Tyler getting
Speaker 2: the children's soundtrack game I've got money.
Speaker 1: There must be quite nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they're they're they're doing great. Yeah, then
Speaker 4: they're doing it. It's a I don't know, this is
Speaker 4: like corny pop music ship, but it's like good corny
Speaker 4: pop music for what it is. It's good and it's
Speaker 4: all happening in uh in children's movies. Also, incidentally, while
Speaker 4: I was looking this up because I was like, did
Speaker 4: he make happy specifically like with the Minions in mind,
Speaker 4: he actually originally wrote that song for Celo, and Selo
Speaker 4: recorded a version that Pharrell is like, it's actually way
Speaker 4: better than mine because he can sing, Yeah, because he
Speaker 4: could actually sing. And uh, Celo's label Elektra was like,
Speaker 4: we got this Christmas album coming out, Celo's Magic Moment,
Speaker 4: and so we just we don't think this is like
Speaker 4: the right move for him at.
Speaker 1: This Wow, Like all yeah, all time are are like he.
Speaker 2: Did fine with Pharrell's you know, pitchy singing then yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah someone with an actual.
Speaker 4: Actual song, yeah, with an actual like musical ability. All right,
Speaker 4: what something, Miles do you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: People trying to do TikTok memes in public spaces, And
Speaker 2: I'm not saying people recording tiktoks in public I have whatever,
Speaker 2: I don't. They just don't fu can get in my
Speaker 2: way or in my child's way to do whatever you
Speaker 2: need to do.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: But when you come up to me on some TikTok
Speaker 2: memory foolery, no, no, no, I'm old, and I grew
Speaker 2: up in the era of pulling up on people with cameras.
Speaker 2: We started this ship okay when we were when we
Speaker 2: were young, when we were young's in the early two thousands.
Speaker 2: That's what we used to do is come up to
Speaker 2: people with cameras and realize, you know, we're violating people's personals.
Speaker 4: How we met everybody, we met each other, it was just.
Speaker 1: What's up, dude? What do you stinkd what's up? You
Speaker 1: want to say?
Speaker 2: Is there ship on this microphone? Can you answer this question?
Speaker 4: We tried to YouTube prank each other three times in
Speaker 4: a row and could figure it out, and then we
Speaker 4: were like, all right, game record.
Speaker 2: Yeah, after I smashed your cell phone on the ground
Speaker 2: for the third time and just said, it's a prank, dude,
Speaker 2: it's a prank, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: He smashed it twice, but I just don't want to
Speaker 1: borrow it again. I'm gonna get.
Speaker 2: It's a prank.
Speaker 1: So no, I was.
Speaker 2: I was at this game and in the bathroom, this
Speaker 2: fucking younger dude, like in the early twenties, like at
Speaker 2: the sinks, comes up to me and does the.
Speaker 1: English or Spanish thing to me.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know about this, Jack, because
Speaker 2: this is something that's on it's on the internet. People
Speaker 2: go up to each other and they say English or
Speaker 2: Spanish and you say what length They're like what, like
Speaker 2: you speak English or Spanish and they'll say like English,
Speaker 2: and they say, first one to say something, the first
Speaker 2: one to move is gay.
Speaker 1: And then you just watch two like.
Speaker 2: Homophobic bros just be become homophobic statues on camera because
Speaker 2: the first one.
Speaker 1: To move is gay.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the entire premise of this video, Like this
Speaker 2: meme that's happening on the internet.
Speaker 5: Well, this English or Spanish just it's just it's like,
Speaker 5: here's a lack of cities where they pull up to
Speaker 5: somebody that way, no matter what, you know the rules
Speaker 5: and we could find out and like so.
Speaker 2: He comes up first, he comes up to the dude
Speaker 2: next to me and does it, and I'm like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: this guy is He's not even videotaping. He's just drunk
Speaker 2: and wants to fucking talk okay.
Speaker 1: You didn't even have a camera.
Speaker 2: No, just goes up to and this the first guy
Speaker 2: was like like a middle aged dude, had no fucking
Speaker 2: idea what he was talking about. He's like what, He's like, dude,
Speaker 2: English or Spanish. He's like, I don't know what you're
Speaker 2: talking about. Man, he's like English or Spanish. He's like,
Speaker 2: what do you what do you mean? And then the
Speaker 2: guy very that he's English. He speaks English. And then
Speaker 2: so he comes up to me and says it I
Speaker 2: ignore him right, and I go I walk out the bathroom.
Speaker 2: He catches up to me and I'm with my boy
Speaker 2: and he's like, hey dude, hey, hey, hey, hey hey,
Speaker 2: I go what he said. He goes into English or Spanish.
Speaker 2: I said it right back to him English or Spanish, right,
Speaker 2: and I'm like I'm gay and he's like oh.
Speaker 1: He's like that's cool, dude, that's cool, dude. All right man?
Speaker 2: Uh and then he's just and I was like, I
Speaker 2: was like, bro, just miss me with what, like what?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And he's like he's like it's all good.
Speaker 2: Dude, It's all good, and then walked out like by himself.
Speaker 2: This guy was so it was like heartbreaking and like
Speaker 2: aggravating at the same time. I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 2: what the guy was hoping was gonna happen to be,
Speaker 2: Like that's sick, dude.
Speaker 1: We both didn't move to.
Speaker 2: Acknowledge that we are we're not gay, Like what did
Speaker 2: you think? And I was gonna, what invite you to
Speaker 2: my house after? Because I'm like, oh, this guy's a
Speaker 2: cool Like, I don't know what he wanted from it.
Speaker 2: It was so short sighted and I've already just being
Speaker 2: so online. I was like, oh, hell no, this dude
Speaker 2: is not about to fucking pull this dumb shit.
Speaker 1: And but with not even fucking for views, man.
Speaker 4: Right, just for so the like he's starring in he's
Speaker 4: a YouTube influencer in his own mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: It was so like such main character syndrome shit that
Speaker 2: I just cause, yeah, I was just baffled, and like
Speaker 2: my other friend was.
Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck was that?
Speaker 2: I was like, it's some shit from TikTok, dude, this guy,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, let's just let's just go it's
Speaker 2: at now.
Speaker 1: Let me just down these glizzies bro, three fucking glizz bro.
Speaker 1: I was I was eating so many shitty hot dogs.
Speaker 1: It was bad. Oh my stomach is in nuts anyway, So.
Speaker 2: Clearly, people they're overrating the potency of TikTok memes and
Speaker 2: what you think someone's reaction is going to be in
Speaker 2: public doing this stuff when it's again, if I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't even know. If it was on camera, I
Speaker 2: think I will probably would have been more aggressive with
Speaker 2: this dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like it just was so the internet. How
Speaker 1: tough you are? Yeah, oh yeah, I would have been like,
Speaker 1: oh tough guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would have seen a video, would have I
Speaker 2: got that gleam, that little glimmer in my eye go.
Speaker 1: Oh so y'all both tough? Huh yeah, Hey, let me
Speaker 1: talk to you real quick camera. Man, you're young enough
Speaker 1: to know the TikTok meme. You know that's.
Speaker 2: A guy who was a dude who had a ten
Speaker 2: year old kid with him and was clearly much older
Speaker 2: looking than me.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what.
Speaker 2: Again, I think people are drunk and they're they're really excited,
Speaker 2: but please leave the TikTok memes at home.
Speaker 1: I don't hate the.
Speaker 4: Idea of starting a conversation with a stranger apt by
Speaker 4: giving them the option to uh press two for Spanish.
Speaker 4: You know that's that's not a terrible idea. I don't
Speaker 4: know why it has to be in service of this
Speaker 4: homophobic meme. Yeah, but well that's that sucks. But yeah,
Speaker 4: let's well, let's start giving people the opportunity to choose Spanish.
Speaker 4: But then, yeah, I'm fucked if they choose Spanish because
Speaker 4: I'm like, uh, pardona may.
Speaker 1: But that's why I just had to.
Speaker 2: I just had to neutralize the the crux of the
Speaker 2: entire interaction with with who is gay?
Speaker 1: Right? And I said, what's up? I'm gay?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: What what's next?
Speaker 2: What do we say? Where do we go from here?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: It's all good, dude, it's all good.
Speaker 1: Like that was such just so it was so weird
Speaker 1: and more.
Speaker 2: Man, I think really quick and I'm like, so then
Speaker 2: what like, I'm like, please examine why you think this
Speaker 2: ship is fun anyway?
Speaker 1: And you must eat a hot dog?
Speaker 4: Opening hearts, changing minds. We're just ruining some homophobic guys. Afternoon,
Speaker 4: My overrated Miles is how white my teeth are until
Speaker 4: I shave, I think my teeth are pretty I know
Speaker 4: it sounds like I'm my brain is melting, so I
Speaker 4: get ready to I think my teeth are like fairly white,
Speaker 4: you know, especially in the summer, and I'm like somewhat tan,
Speaker 4: and then I get ready to shave with white shaving
Speaker 4: cream and the white balance in my face is.
Speaker 1: All fucked up and these are so yellow. It's a
Speaker 1: color temp on my teeth, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, yeah real warm. It gets real warm in there.
Speaker 4: It is not good. So yeah, I don't know. White
Speaker 4: balance is incredibly important concept to teeth.
Speaker 1: Whiteness. I have noticed in my own with regards to
Speaker 1: my own face, right, you're like, damn, it's like three
Speaker 1: thousand kelvin right there. Color temp.
Speaker 4: Wonder like where like I wonder how much facial white
Speaker 4: balancing has to do with British people's reputation for having
Speaker 4: yellow teeth, you know.
Speaker 1: Because like the paler skin to contr yeah, there's.
Speaker 4: No sun there for ninety percent of the year, so
Speaker 4: their skin makes their teeth sets it off. Whereas like,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm trying like Don Johnson when he smiles,
Speaker 4: it's like god, damn blindingly white teeth. Sure, but yeah,
Speaker 4: it's also the tea and the coffee.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah, I mean how much coffee is doing
Speaker 1: it for you?
Speaker 2: How much coffee you drinking?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: Is that the root of your the way you my
Speaker 2: brand of my off your front teeth on king?
Speaker 1: What is it the coffee? How are we doing here? Coffee?
Speaker 1: What is the coffee? Yeah, that's probably the coffee. I think.
Speaker 1: I think that's gotta be. Yeah. Yeah, my teeth is
Speaker 1: a little bit. It's a little bit, and that's all right,
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2: I'm not one who have you had your teeth whitened before?
Speaker 4: I haven't. I need I need to do like the
Speaker 4: trays or whatever.
Speaker 2: I had him whitened before the wedding because my dentist,
Speaker 2: who like has been my dentist since I was four
Speaker 2: years old, Like he's been with me for like through
Speaker 2: all my life developments. He's like, you know what, man,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw in like a whitening for you, you know,
Speaker 2: like for your wedding, like so you can look really
Speaker 2: nice on me down.
Speaker 1: I was like, ah, it's all good man.
Speaker 2: He's like, well you could probably He's like those he
Speaker 2: could probably use it.
Speaker 1: He's like he's not cool, man, you can use that?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: And he's like it's free, just you know, it's come
Speaker 2: back and we can do it on one session.
Speaker 1: The way them ships they hurt, bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when that ship gets like to your dentin, like
Speaker 2: the nerves and your teeth, like my teeth were screamed.
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck that, bro, just give me yellow teeth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fine, it's fine. I'm not I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 4: Layers and layers built up around these motherfuckers. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I can't get them. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 4: maybe I need to do the white and then I.
Speaker 2: Would say try veneers first, Jack, Yes, based on what
Speaker 2: I'm seeing.
Speaker 4: That's what Lord Michaels keeps telling me. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: So I don't know, man, Yeah, I'm just gonna come
Speaker 4: one day to our Monday with.
Speaker 2: A It's just a mono tooth, one desk tooth all
Speaker 2: around when U shaped gomper.
Speaker 4: That's right, all right, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 4: we'll be right back to talk about some news. And
Speaker 4: we're back and who could have predicted it?
Speaker 1: Myles? We are officially in the Olympics. Did you watch
Speaker 1: some Olympics over the weekend? I watched some Olympics.
Speaker 2: I caught the tail end of the opening ceremony and
Speaker 2: was so confused because I had no context for what
Speaker 2: the vibes were at all. I was just like someone
Speaker 2: was like, hey, the did you Are you watching the
Speaker 2: opening ceremony?
Speaker 1: I'm like nah.
Speaker 2: And then I remember like an hour later and I
Speaker 2: turned it on in some like technode like domit like
Speaker 2: someone will like cyber thigh high boots on and like
Speaker 2: a hood who looked like a character from like an
Speaker 2: Assassin's Creed game was bringing the flag up to the
Speaker 2: flagpole and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then I then I was like, I think we're
Speaker 2: in too deep that all I don't know what's happening,
Speaker 2: So I stopped watching.
Speaker 4: You got to get on board with the lore. You
Speaker 4: need to read the first exactly from the Lord of
Speaker 4: the Rings.
Speaker 2: If I feel there's too much lore that I don't
Speaker 2: know about, I check out because I don't like having
Speaker 2: incomplete information to you know, process the art.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I checked in and out with opening ceremonies. I checked
Speaker 4: in with some badminton. That shit was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: I watched.
Speaker 2: Oh, I watched the women's street skateboard final, which was
Speaker 2: wild that all the competitors in the final were like
Speaker 2: sixteen and under.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I was so young in those.
Speaker 2: Generation of skaters and they're like so fucking good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyway, anyways, we did have one story recovering in the
Speaker 4: run up to the Olympics, and you know, being the
Speaker 4: zeitgeist seers that we are, it turns out that story
Speaker 4: has continued to play a role in the Olympics.
Speaker 1: That is, of.
Speaker 4: Course, the dirty shit water of the set, which they
Speaker 4: I mean, they went on like the entire opening ceremonies
Speaker 4: was focused around the then like that for the first time,
Speaker 4: nobody people weren't walking in with the flag. Instead, they
Speaker 4: were kind of an yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I need people to be walking like you.
Speaker 2: Did you see that how he was hidden by like
Speaker 2: the card that said grease and you're like, yeah, who's
Speaker 2: holding the flag?
Speaker 4: The boats like weren't like I don't know, like if
Speaker 4: you're gonna do that, then like the boats should be
Speaker 4: built out to like reflect the country in some way.
Speaker 1: But they were just like.
Speaker 2: Lebron should have been Lebron should have been George Washington
Speaker 2: crossing the Delaware.
Speaker 1: Yes, like a p style, you know.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it was like that part wasn't great, but
Speaker 4: like some of the performances were great, but Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was all focused around the river. They are very proud
Speaker 4: of their river. It turns out, uh, to the point
Speaker 4: of as we've been covering, they wanted the swimmers, the
Speaker 4: distance swimmers to swim through the sin even though it is,
Speaker 4: you know, pagen famously full of shit and pathogens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so okay.
Speaker 2: I think the last time we talked about it was
Speaker 2: because the mayor of Paris was like, he said.
Speaker 1: It's all good, y'all.
Speaker 2: Why would I hop in and do some open mouth
Speaker 2: freestyle swimming in here if it wasn't all good.
Speaker 1: We are good here.
Speaker 2: But then as if you saw the opening Olympic or
Speaker 2: the opening ceremony, it was raining pretty intensely in Paris,
Speaker 2: and because of that a lot of shit got washed
Speaker 2: into the river and other pollution, another pollutants because on
Speaker 2: Sunday they was deemed too dirty for like practice Monday,
Speaker 2: They're like, eh, I don't know about today. Let's let's
Speaker 2: see Tuesday. Let's see where we're at Tuesday with the
Speaker 2: just bacteria levels. So the plan right now, best case
Speaker 2: is that the water clears up. Obviously, If not, then
Speaker 2: they'll push the event by a day to hopefully allow
Speaker 2: for the river to clear and if that doesn't happen,
Speaker 2: then they'll just do a duathlon. It'll just be running
Speaker 2: in cycling and no swimming for the triathalon.
Speaker 4: That's fucking crazy that they had no bike, they had
Speaker 4: no backup plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so fucking weird.
Speaker 2: So uh yeah, this is after they spent like a
Speaker 2: little over one point two billion cleaning the river in
Speaker 2: anticipation for the Olympics.
Speaker 4: Like that shit should look like an a venture golf
Speaker 4: at this point, right, Like it not resemble a normal river,
Speaker 4: but I guess, I mean the river just keeps flowing, right,
Speaker 4: Like That's that's the thing about trying to clean up
Speaker 4: a river, is like you can't just like be like
Speaker 4: all right, from this part of the city to this part,
Speaker 4: we're just gonna make it real clean it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a whole city just.
Speaker 4: Inhaling and exhaling, you know, ship and all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I mean I know this from La Like
Speaker 4: after a rainstorm, they're like, don't go in the ocean
Speaker 4: because that's where everything washes out, like the air and
Speaker 4: every The streets are so much cleaner after that. But
Speaker 4: that's because it's all in the ocean now, and so
Speaker 4: you should not be in there.
Speaker 2: But I mean, the the good thing is that like
Speaker 2: some swimmers.
Speaker 1: Are and this is the good thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know, this is the thing I didn't. So
Speaker 2: there are a few swimmers who have been like, well,
Speaker 2: this isn't like the first time we've heard of E
Speaker 2: coli risk in doing like open water swimming.
Speaker 1: That's like, I have a known thing.
Speaker 2: It's obviously, just not to the point where the levels
Speaker 2: are so high. The organizers are like waving the brown
Speaker 2: flag being like, ah, I don't know if you went today,
Speaker 2: but yeah, it sounds like some like some of the
Speaker 2: participants have been preparing to do battle with E coli.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One US swimmer has specifically said he's preparing for the
Speaker 4: event by not washing his hands, because of course it's
Speaker 4: a fucking American. We we covered before, like a Fox
Speaker 4: News Oh shit who implied that it was like.
Speaker 1: To wash your hands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like yeah, he's just probably being like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, it's a proven method, backed by science. So
Speaker 4: I just try to increase my E coali threshold by
Speaker 4: exposing myself to a bit of E coali in your
Speaker 4: day to day life, just little things throughout your day,
Speaker 4: like not washing your hands after you go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: So so American, both like before whatever the weird thing
Speaker 4: is about thinking not washing your hands is cool, but
Speaker 4: also just like the self centeredness to be able to
Speaker 4: say that and not recognize that people are gonna be like, hey, man,
Speaker 4: like you're touching the same ship we're touching.
Speaker 1: That is gross to us.
Speaker 2: He's like, no, y'all, don't y'all don't catch the ship
Speaker 2: before it hits the toilet.
Speaker 1: Y'all, don't catch the ship.
Speaker 2: Wait where do y'all put the ship?
Speaker 1: Like, yo, what I like it?
Speaker 2: There's like little yeah, yeah, yeah, I like how this
Speaker 2: other Another American tathlete, Taylor Spivey, she's doing like the
Speaker 2: logical thing. She's like, I'm taking more probiotics to try
Speaker 2: this immune system rather than like you know, doing shit
Speaker 2: handshakes with everyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just you know, getting exposed to just when somebody farts,
Speaker 4: just getting getting right down there, get my face all
Speaker 4: up in there.
Speaker 2: You warm your hands up by someone's butt when they fart.
Speaker 1: Think it's the trash can fire. Yeah, exactly, warm them
Speaker 1: up all right.
Speaker 4: Big story in media from over the weekend other than
Speaker 4: the Olympics, is that Deadpool and Wolverine just broke all
Speaker 4: the box office records for baff obo for an R
Speaker 4: rated opening. It raked in two hundred and five million domestic,
Speaker 4: which is now the eighth best opening of all time,
Speaker 4: the biggest R rated.
Speaker 1: Movie opening ever.
Speaker 4: The previous biggest was I think Deadpool at like one
Speaker 4: thirty five million Globally. It made four hundred and thirty
Speaker 4: eight million dollars shit, and it also brought in like
Speaker 4: I've never seen this stat tracked before, but it brought
Speaker 4: in like the highest level of concessions that they've ever seen.
Speaker 4: According to AMC, this past weekend saw the highest food
Speaker 4: and beverage revenue in the US since twenty nineteen, and
Speaker 4: people are speculating that a good portion of that revenue
Speaker 4: was probably due to the thirty dollars conspicuously fuckable popcorn bucket,
Speaker 4: which we're featuring a bunch of TikTok videos. So it's
Speaker 4: Wolverine's head and then the bucket part is just his
Speaker 4: mouth open wide and they've given it a little tongue
Speaker 4: at the bottom, which is how like the fact that
Speaker 4: it's got a little like spongy looking tongue in there
Speaker 4: is what pushes it over the line for me from
Speaker 4: like you know, harmless fun kind of wink wink, nudge,
Speaker 4: nudge into a popcorn bucket that I simply must fuck so.
Speaker 2: That tongue weren't there and corn bucket gonna know what
Speaker 2: that tongue do?
Speaker 1: Logan weapon? What do it do?
Speaker 4: And then also so I want to talk about this
Speaker 4: movie in particular in the context of like how convoluted.
Speaker 4: So I just Robert Downey Junior. This was the other
Speaker 4: like big Marvel news over the weekend. Right now, Marvel
Speaker 4: stage a big presentation announcing the upcoming Avengers movie that
Speaker 4: will replaced the previously announced Avengers movies that hinged on
Speaker 4: Jonathan Major's was it was gonna be like Avengers the
Speaker 4: Kang Dynasty. Now the next Avengers movie is Avengers Doomsday,
Speaker 4: followed by Avengers Secret Wars. They'll be directed by the
Speaker 4: Russou brothers who made Infinity War an endgame.
Speaker 2: Did you hear the crowd when they announced it that
Speaker 2: it was you see that clip? No, they go They
Speaker 2: had a bunch of people dressed as like Doom on
Speaker 2: the stage, like and then like one'll I'll just play
Speaker 2: the audio because I didn't. I mean, like, first of
Speaker 2: all famously. I'm not caught up on the Avengers film
Speaker 2: spoiler alert for people who aren't at this point and
Speaker 2: don't want to know stuff, But here I go. I
Speaker 2: thought Robert Downey Juniors was dead in this ship, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, who could it be?
Speaker 1: Who could be? Who could be?
Speaker 2: This is the moment where this folk shows up and
Speaker 2: unmasks himself, like on stage to be like, and here's
Speaker 2: our new doctor von Doom. Before he's rolling up, he's
Speaker 2: in a mask, takes the hood off.
Speaker 7: People stood up, people are thrown this like fucking wild.
Speaker 7: It's like you thought people saw a World Cup goal
Speaker 7: and ship, Yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 4: Was World Cup goal level response. I was trying to
Speaker 4: think of the right NBA thing, but it's not.
Speaker 1: It's it's a World Cup yeah viewing party.
Speaker 4: For I mean, I guess the right NBA thing would
Speaker 4: be Kawhi Leonard making that shout over Joel Embiid, but
Speaker 4: we don't talk about that on this podcast. The Yeah,
Speaker 4: so he's going to be Doctor Doom and they're going
Speaker 4: to justify it with some multiverse shit even I mean,
Speaker 4: Gwyneth Paltrow is famously like I'm in that movie. I
Speaker 4: actually forgot I was in that one. But she was like, wait,
Speaker 4: I don't get it. Are you a bad guy now?
Speaker 4: In her response on social media.
Speaker 1: Oh, she was just like wait, yeah, literally.
Speaker 4: Responded in a comment to the post and said, I
Speaker 4: don't get it. Are you a baddie now? So it
Speaker 4: will still definitely a bad if you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: will still take place in the universe where Tony Stark
Speaker 4: exists or exists dead I guess, you know, in reference
Speaker 4: to the spoiler, but explained by some kind of multiverse.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we can call it nonsense now,
Speaker 4: because it seems to be what people are on board with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you dig on multiverses, cand.
Speaker 4: I just read you like the So I went and
Speaker 4: looked at the plot summary for Wolverine or No Deadpool,
Speaker 4: and Wolverine Deadpool comes first.
Speaker 1: It's alphabetical.
Speaker 4: It is so wild and just like Laiden with shit
Speaker 4: that you need like a post Bard and like red
Speaker 4: string to like figure out what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 4: It's like like, I'm just gonna read this spoiler for
Speaker 4: like the premise of the movie.
Speaker 1: This is how the movie starts.
Speaker 4: The Wolverine deb okay spoiler alert from this spoiler alert,
Speaker 4: you can skip forward a little bit. We'll play a
Speaker 4: little music under here so you know when it's done.
Speaker 4: But in twenty eighteen, Wade Wilson uses Cable's time traveling
Speaker 4: device to travel from his timeline Earth ten thousand and
Speaker 4: five to Earth six sixteen, the Sacred Timeline, where he
Speaker 4: meets Happy Hogan and request to join the Avengers, but
Speaker 4: he has rejected.
Speaker 1: Skip forward a little bit.
Speaker 4: During his birthday party, the Time Variance Authority captures Wade
Speaker 4: and brings him to mister Paradox, who offers him a
Speaker 4: place on Earth six sixteen. However, Paradox also reveals that
Speaker 4: Wade's timeline is deteriorating as a result of the death
Speaker 4: of I won't spoil that part. Paradox details his plans
Speaker 4: to use the Time Ripper, a device he developed a
Speaker 4: Mercy Killed Timeline, to prematurely destroy Wade's timeline. Wade steals
Speaker 4: Paradox's time ped to travel the multiverse to find a
Speaker 4: variant of Logan to save his timeline. After an argument
Speaker 4: during which Wade learns that Paradox is acting without the
Speaker 4: knowledge of his superior there's like bureaucratic shit like what
Speaker 4: he's acting with knowledge.
Speaker 1: Of his superiors.
Speaker 4: Paradox prunes Wade and Logan into the void. There, Wade
Speaker 4: and Logan fight before they and Johnny Storm are captured
Speaker 4: and taken to Cassandra Nova, the twin sister of X
Speaker 4: Men leader Charles Xavier. Sandra, who was pruned as an
Speaker 4: infant but made a deal with the TVA to stay,
Speaker 4: willingly leaves Wade and Logan to be consumed by Eliath,
Speaker 4: although they manage to escape. Like there's just so many
Speaker 4: voids and like different groups that are meant to keep
Speaker 4: order of, like we're ten thousand and five at least,
Speaker 4: like parallel universes.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, I get it, man, this.
Speaker 1: Is what you all yeah oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah obviously, so I'm deeply offended that you didn't
Speaker 2: understand any of that. And the TVA that I know
Speaker 2: is the Tennessee Valley Authority, but the timebury and speak,
Speaker 2: Yeah that the TVA, of course. But yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: this is but I like it's one of those things
Speaker 2: too where on when you describe it, it makes much
Speaker 2: more sense when you can follow along as a story too.
Speaker 2: But it is, it is dense, It is dense, and
Speaker 2: I think that's what allows them, Like the speculation is
Speaker 2: already that, like they're gonna bait and switch and he's
Speaker 2: gonna be like Robert Downey will be Iron Man.
Speaker 1: I don't know, look, yeah, yeah, do whatever.
Speaker 4: You clearly a version of Iron Man that has turned
Speaker 4: into Doctor Doom. I don't know enough about Doctor Doom
Speaker 4: to like have any feelings about how that came about.
Speaker 4: But what's that My six year old has entered the chat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, you don't get it, dude, you know
Speaker 1: something about doctor Doom. Give me one.
Speaker 4: Thing, Okay, his worst enemy is Spider Man.
Speaker 1: There we go. Thank you, young six year old, Thank.
Speaker 2: You, young man, and thank you to you anonymous young man.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 4: I do wonder if people will get tired of that,
Speaker 4: because like it also feels so like this movie's plot
Speaker 4: seems to be trying to undo the plot of a
Speaker 4: previous movie that is like kind of beloved, like the
Speaker 4: Logan movie is kind of beloved, and so I don't know,
Speaker 4: like even you know what. One of our favorite guests
Speaker 4: on the show, Joe el Monique, film critic totally up
Speaker 4: on all the all the Marvel stuff, was just described
Speaker 4: it as being like they are pulling in some like
Speaker 4: there's a character who's like fairly obscure that they just
Speaker 4: like bring along, like it plays a massive part in
Speaker 4: this movie. But I don't know, Ultimately, Deadpool and Wolverine
Speaker 4: sounds like it's just an excuse for like rapid fire
Speaker 4: frat boy jokes. So I don't know, Ye I do.
Speaker 4: I do feel like them being able to, like being
Speaker 4: able to pull characters back from the dead, for like
Speaker 4: using the multiverse kind of is lighting the way for
Speaker 4: them to keep this thing going for a way longer
Speaker 4: than it would otherwise.
Speaker 2: Well, he's not dead in this universe, And you're like,
Speaker 2: all right, yeah, this one's fine, all right cool? I mean, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: I'm really curious to know, like what the larger marvel
Speaker 2: because everything I've read on the internet has been so
Speaker 2: mixed that I'm not sure where like where the actual
Speaker 2: fans land on this.
Speaker 1: Let me know, fans, let make sense of this our
Speaker 1: DJ reveal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, especially if you're like quaking with fury at how
Speaker 4: dismissive I'm being, Please hit me up and just you know,
Speaker 4: unleash on.
Speaker 2: For me to a YouTube video I can watch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, Mike kink is like getting reamed out by.
Speaker 1: I don't cable, is you fucking loser?
Speaker 4: All right, we still got stuff to cover about Trump, uh,
Speaker 4: the election and all that good stuff. So we're going
Speaker 4: to take a quick break and we will be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back now.
Speaker 4: I do just want to say on the Deadpool and
Speaker 4: Wolverine thing, I'm acknowledging that I'm wrong. Like everybody got it.
Speaker 4: It's the most popular movie.
Speaker 2: In tause you're not gonna go to a movie it
Speaker 2: does that well.
Speaker 1: And people are like, I don't even know what happened.
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently I'm an idiot, but I'm just saying like
Speaker 4: that is so they're able to cram that sort of
Speaker 4: like twisty like timelines that look like a play to
Speaker 4: spaghetti into a movie and like now they know that,
Speaker 4: so now like it doesn't like yeah.
Speaker 1: They're gonna bring back anybody they want.
Speaker 4: Like wow, it's it makes like the Robert Donney Junior
Speaker 4: movies are gonna make so much money.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, and that's what.
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm curious. I saw a lot of
Speaker 2: people on the commentary, like when I saw like on
Speaker 2: one of the comic composts about it, where people like
Speaker 2: I just like, I get what they're trying to do,
Speaker 2: but if you're really trying to make him another character,
Speaker 2: like I can't unsee him as anything except for Tony.
Speaker 1: So whatever, Hey, this is spier Man.
Speaker 2: I told her, Majesty, I was like, can we watch
Speaker 2: the Avengers movies this week?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm so I don't know what the fuck is going
Speaker 2: on at all. I remember the Infinity like Gauntlet sort
Speaker 2: of comic books that I read when I was fucking
Speaker 2: eleven and shit, but my god, MCU.
Speaker 1: That's I got it. That's a that's a time investment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'll jump back in. I don't care. We got
Speaker 1: work to do. We got work to do.
Speaker 2: When I got I'm gonna get out my coloring book
Speaker 2: and watch the Avengers movies this week.
Speaker 1: Just taking notes, drawing the characters you're just tracing. Shut up,
Speaker 1: all right? Uh? Back to our universe, our timeline. H
Speaker 1: huh uh.
Speaker 4: Doctor Doom's ear is unsurprisingly fine.
Speaker 1: This is Earth six. Yeah, I think it was the
Speaker 1: Earth sixty sixty six.
Speaker 4: Uh So on Friday, the day after I went on
Speaker 4: a rant being like awfully suspicious.
Speaker 1: We don't know what happened to Trump's here.
Speaker 4: I've like, I resisted and resisted and resisted till they
Speaker 4: get pulled in by the conspiracy theories that are like
Speaker 4: he just had a blade under there, he bladed himself,
Speaker 4: he's a wrestling person. Resisted all that, but then the
Speaker 4: FBI Christopher Ray came out and was like, we actually
Speaker 4: don't know what happened to his ear. I was like,
Speaker 4: ha ha, finally we got his ass went in started
Speaker 4: talking about how suspicious it was. Uh, and then the
Speaker 4: FBI confirms that his ear was hit by a bullet
Speaker 4: which was either whole or fragmented into smaller pieces, and.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if it was.
Speaker 4: Christopher Ray's statement got a lot of backlash and they
Speaker 4: were like, this is not what we want our investigation
Speaker 4: to be about. And it ultimately doesn't fucking matter, you know,
Speaker 4: like obviously it was started with a person shooting at him,
Speaker 4: and we're trying to like get to the bottom of
Speaker 4: how all of this went down.
Speaker 2: The whole conversation is off when you have an assassination attempt,
Speaker 2: and then it's like the Secret Service DEI lady, It's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: what about fucking guns, you idiots.
Speaker 1: You'll be talking about the problem with guns. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: for sure, for sure.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's your ears looking pretty good.
Speaker 1: The ear is looking fine though.
Speaker 4: That's the thing is, like now he's being photographed without
Speaker 4: any bandages on his ear. I mean, we saw like
Speaker 4: some blurry photographs of him playing golf the day after
Speaker 4: the attempted assassination with his hair looking fine. So I
Speaker 4: don't know, like there's no sign that anything was ever
Speaker 4: wrong with it. I have like scars on my body
Speaker 4: like that I don't even know where they came from,
Speaker 4: but are there from like my childhood and motherfucker got
Speaker 4: shot in the ear.
Speaker 2: And I have a scar on my hand from a
Speaker 2: zip line that I took the hand trolley and I
Speaker 2: put it above the zip line, which you're not supposed
Speaker 2: to do because your weight is uneven, and the shit
Speaker 2: just swung around and then like I just like cauterized
Speaker 2: my skin with friction burns. That's still there. And I
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Should be president now. And that's why we should be president,
Speaker 1: because we have this.
Speaker 2: I can explain my weird dummy scars that child.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I don't know. I'm not saying like he
Speaker 4: wasn't shot, but seems pretty clear whatever the injury was,
Speaker 4: it didn't the giant bandage that he slapped on his
Speaker 4: earth are and see that he was picked off a
Speaker 4: fashion wave among his fans.
Speaker 1: Totally. Yeah, he was just playing it up.
Speaker 2: That's why even when we were talking about him, like,
Speaker 2: it doesn't really matter at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: even because it was either like a fragment of something
Speaker 2: else or the bullet and whether or not it wasn't
Speaker 2: it was never going to change. What Trump is going
Speaker 2: to keep saying is that someone shot me in my ear,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, and.
Speaker 1: So fundamentally before it hit my brain. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he exists. I mean that to
Speaker 1: him and well he is a Christians as we learned.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, I think the most damming thing
Speaker 1: was when his own son was like, oh, yeah, he.
Speaker 2: Didn't need stitches. Yeah, Like when that was one of
Speaker 2: the first things that came out.
Speaker 4: Here, Like he was lying that that's because his dad
Speaker 4: is a superhero like Wolverine and like has super feeling ability.
Speaker 2: I hear that from someone who has like had cuts
Speaker 2: and seen lacerations that require them, and you're like, it's
Speaker 2: about talking about the severity of your wound, Like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: my dad was so tight he didn't even need stitches.
Speaker 2: The doctor said it's gonna get pretty infected if he doesn't.
Speaker 2: Though it's pretty ugly, it's gonna heal really bad without it.
Speaker 4: In other Trump news, he spoke at Turning Points Believers
Speaker 4: summit in Florida and said, I mean, he says a
Speaker 4: lot of troubling shit. Oh yeah, this weekend was yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, big news or some extra troubling.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: He put his he put his little uh fash costs
Speaker 2: to him on for everyone. It's not a costume at
Speaker 2: this point. He this is him saying, don't worry Christians.
Speaker 1: There don't There won't be elections after this, I guess.
Speaker 1: And again, Christians, get out and vote, just this time,
Speaker 1: just this time. You won't have to do it anymore.
Speaker 1: Four more years. You know what, It'll be fixed, it'll
Speaker 1: be fine.
Speaker 6: You won't have to vote anymore, My beautiful Christians.
Speaker 1: I love you, Christians. I'm a Christian. I love you.
Speaker 1: Get out. You gotta get out and vote. In four years,
Speaker 1: you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed
Speaker 1: so good, you're knocking.
Speaker 2: Out what we'll have it fixed so good you won't
Speaker 2: even have to vote to vote anyway, I'm not I'm
Speaker 2: not a Christian.
Speaker 1: Chrisians, I love you Christians. I'm a Christian. I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not Christian. I'm that Christian.
Speaker 1: I'm not Christian. But your denture's not working. I think
Speaker 1: it was bad Christian.
Speaker 2: I'm Christian.
Speaker 1: I I don't. Yeah, maybe he's telling on himself. It's
Speaker 1: it really.
Speaker 4: There's also this quote from Kevin Roberts, who's like Project five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he stalwart.
Speaker 4: He said, we are winning in ways that the other
Speaker 4: side doesn't yet know. We're not going to tell you
Speaker 4: everything that's coming, but get ready to fight.
Speaker 1: What fuck are they talking about? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's either like prime time Copium type ship to say,
Speaker 2: or they're showing their hand that they have. There're gonna
Speaker 2: deploy the darkest of arts to win the selections.
Speaker 1: Just yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, we're gonna sue our way to Clarence
Speaker 2: Thomas's heart.
Speaker 4: Yeah but yeah, dude, things that they've never even seen
Speaker 4: company in ways you don't even know yet.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, you're gonna be happier in like ways you
Speaker 7: never even knew.
Speaker 1: I usually like had this thing planned that I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm still not gonna tell you about, but it was
Speaker 1: gonna like win you over. So for everything, Well, what
Speaker 1: is it? I don't even want to tell you because
Speaker 1: it's so good haters will know. All right, I'm leaving you.
Speaker 2: All I asked is that you just you're able to
Speaker 2: fucking put away ship when you're done. But yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: it's it's really clear that Trump's desperation is like quite
Speaker 2: palpable now to get an office. Like it's not about policy,
Speaker 2: it's not about anything. It's truly just to avoid all
Speaker 2: the legal ship that he's running from.
Speaker 1: And he's like please Christian, to please please come home.
Speaker 4: And it's also I think another example of we we
Speaker 4: think him saying that is like disqualifying, and they, like
Speaker 4: his supporters are like, they know he's a.
Speaker 1: Fascist, that's part of that's part of the deal. That's
Speaker 1: what they're excited about, right.
Speaker 4: You know, And so him saying fascistic shit is going
Speaker 4: to get them horny for you know, getting him back
Speaker 4: in office, and he recognizes that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the other parts, I mean, I think just
Speaker 2: like the full contact though too is he's because he
Speaker 2: keeps talking about voter like, you know, bringing raising the
Speaker 2: specter of like they're they're rigging the elections, right, So
Speaker 2: the fix is I think it works on multiple levels.
Speaker 2: I think there's the one part where if he's talking
Speaker 2: about all of the unfair things the Democrats are doing,
Speaker 2: we're gonna fix it. But when you say you won't
Speaker 2: have to vote anymore, that's that's more the operative phrase here,
Speaker 2: like why not, yeah, you have.
Speaker 4: To vote because we're not gonna have elections. Uh, don't worry.
Speaker 1: About it, Okay, sure, sure, Yeah, it's fucking crazy, all right.
Speaker 4: Also, like I do wonder that now that they are
Speaker 4: on the cognitive defensive about like his cognitive abilities, I
Speaker 4: do wonder if he feels like he has to be
Speaker 4: like just four more years, that's all I need to
Speaker 4: fix it. I won't Yeah, I won't be president.
Speaker 1: I won't care after that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll do the Biden thing. You can, you can
Speaker 4: let me go, Not that I think any of his
Speaker 4: supporters give a shit about that.
Speaker 2: I'll join the Great, the late Great Hannibal elector.
Speaker 1: The great beyond. Okay, sure, in heaven, you won't have
Speaker 1: to worry about me anymore.
Speaker 4: Okay, dude, has it on to uh my vice president
Speaker 4: who you all liked so much?
Speaker 1: Yes, Jan Doom, Yes, the late great doctor Von Doom.
Speaker 2: He died, folks has Tony st Yeah, so jd Vance man,
Speaker 2: the couch fucking energy has only slightly subsided this week.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: John Oliver went in again on Sunday about it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of people, Look, it doesn't matter if it's debunked.
Speaker 2: It's because you just don't the guy is so unlikable.
Speaker 2: You're just like, yeah, whatever, dude, you love a couch.
Speaker 2: So Tim Couch is really dealing with a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Jd Vance is dealing with a lot right now. And
Speaker 2: it seems like the Democrats now have found a new
Speaker 2: like their formal line of attack, which is now just
Speaker 2: calling Trump and Vance just fucking just weird. It's like
Speaker 2: the thing they're like, yo, these dudes is weird.
Speaker 1: So you're just a.
Speaker 2: Quick There was like a sort of montage put together
Speaker 2: by MSNBC where you can just sort of see the
Speaker 2: beginnings of this, and I think it was Tim Waltz
Speaker 2: that was the first one to really sick a weird,
Speaker 2: weird fast.
Speaker 8: You know, there's something wrong with people when they talk
Speaker 8: about freedom, freedom to be in your bedroom, freedom being
Speaker 8: your zam room, freedom to tell your kids what they
Speaker 8: can read. That stuff is weird. They come across weird.
Speaker 8: They seem obsessed with this. We're using this fake living
Speaker 8: room to talk to you about a super weird idea
Speaker 8: from jd Vance.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's not. I mean, it's quite weird.
Speaker 2: But what was weird was him joking about racism today
Speaker 2: and then talking about diet mountain dew.
Speaker 1: Who drinks diet mountain dew. They're just weird. I mean
Speaker 1: they really are.
Speaker 2: Some of what they are saying, Well, it's just playing weird.
Speaker 2: So weird it's the word right now, which it's pretty
Speaker 2: effective somehow. It's because it's it's like it's it's uh,
Speaker 2: it spans generations, like it means literally weird for older people,
Speaker 2: for millennials and younger we're like that's like or even
Speaker 2: gen xers, Like weird is kind of the first shitty
Speaker 2: insult you learn to, like insult another kid, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like, oh, yeah, I was called weird
Speaker 2: so much, but like I learned to embrace that shit.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, bro, because I'm out here, bro, I'm
Speaker 2: doing something different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I am weird.
Speaker 2: Maybe my lunch is weird, but that's because it's Japanese food.
Speaker 2: But that's just you know, like that's how you contend
Speaker 2: with it. But now like it really is, like yo,
Speaker 2: these dudes is fucking weird. It has a lot of
Speaker 2: different connotations, and it.
Speaker 4: Does feel like that it is a good encapsulation of
Speaker 4: like when you see who lost the election, like the
Speaker 4: midterm elections and stuff, it was the people with the
Speaker 4: really strange like you know, like trying to overturn the election,
Speaker 4: like election truthers, or like the ones who are really
Speaker 4: focused on like trans kids, and you know, like just
Speaker 4: these policies that are beyond the norm of like what
Speaker 4: most people care about. Like it does feel like they
Speaker 4: kind of and and nobody was really even saying that
Speaker 4: heading into the midterms, but it was like, yeah, they are.
Speaker 4: They lost the right to be like the people who
Speaker 4: are like, we're just normal Americans who want to talk
Speaker 4: to you about like children's.
Speaker 1: Your genitals, yeah, children's genitals. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like yeah, I mean it it's the most euphemistic
Speaker 2: way to put it, but I think it encapsulates it
Speaker 2: in a way. You're saying, like, the norm is to
Speaker 2: be accepting of people, so when you're on the other side,
Speaker 2: that's just weird.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Bro? Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we will see, uh, like where this all goes.
Speaker 2: But there was also jd Vance was asked on Fox like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: they're calling you fucking weird bro, any comments on like
Speaker 2: the weirdo shit?
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh no, I'm not bothered, I'm not hurt.
Speaker 3: He has a new insult out this week that Hurt
Speaker 3: and her husband have been using towards you, calling you weird?
Speaker 2: Does that hurt your feelings?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? No, not at all.
Speaker 1: Doesn't hurt my feelings. I like how they go.
Speaker 2: I love that question from this Fox News reporter.
Speaker 1: Does it hurt your feelings? You little bitch? Oh wow,
Speaker 1: you a weird old Huh is that true? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Look at the way you just responded to that question.
Speaker 1: Do you see that? Do you'll see that back in
Speaker 1: the studio? The way you like hurt my feelings?
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, the depth of coverage from Fox, does that
Speaker 2: hurt your feelings?
Speaker 1: And are your feelings hurt?
Speaker 2: Are you crying. Boohoo, Okay, let us know, let us know,
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Speaker 4: your flu shots, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and
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Speaker 1: Bye bye.