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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini years. So many episode, motherfucking mini years. So yep, yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to another motherfucking many episode of My Mama Told Me,

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Speaker 1: the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove the

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Speaker 1: theories that you the listener have at home Bound. That's

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Speaker 1: what we're doing, you know the deal. I'm Lankstein Kerman

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Speaker 1: and I'm David Bord, and we're we're gonna listen to

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Speaker 1: your bullshit today. We're gonna we're gonna riff about all

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Speaker 1: the stuff you send us. Dumb shit you want to

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Speaker 1: talk about, dumb bitch, why would you eat it? Were

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Speaker 1: worth all day working hard to put food on the table.

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Speaker 1: You're just here with this drivel. Here you come here,

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Speaker 1: you show up? Where will you come with your babbling nonsense? Man,

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Speaker 1: we gotta read it. I'm excited because the day's conspiracy

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Speaker 1: comes to us from a person named Rafael. Rafael Rafael,

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Speaker 1: which one? But what was say? Rafael? And have you

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Speaker 1: I did know Rafael, which feels like a way different

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Speaker 1: person Rafael. I thought it was just a pronunciation thing.

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Speaker 1: I thought they were all the same. Maybe I truly

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Speaker 1: I don't care for that person, Mario versus Mario. I'm

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Speaker 1: We all love the Ninja Turtles. We all love the

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Speaker 1: Ninja Turtles, and we accepted Raff's behavior largely because, uh,

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Speaker 1: you need that energy in a group sometimes. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: high lengths and Hi David, love you guys. Both of

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Speaker 1: you are hilarious and make me love humanity each week.

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Speaker 1: That's not our goal, but if that's what you're taking

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Speaker 1: from it, Raphael, congratulations. A while back, I slid into

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Speaker 1: how she's slowly because of the pandemic and misinformation fell

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Speaker 1: into every single conspiracy theory. First she started to tell

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Speaker 1: I also recently saw that Kyrie is promoting conspiracy theories. Again,

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Speaker 1: Thanks Raphael, No, you took a nice, pregnant pause. I

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