WEBVTT - You Ain't Married - 11.18.25

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<v Speaker 1>This right here is uh, you ain't married. You are

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<v Speaker 1>not married. Now you think you got married so many

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, you think you got married, but that particular

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<v Speaker 1>pastor was not a past he did not have all

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<v Speaker 1>the credential. Let's go get doll.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I'm trying to reach Brian.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing, Brian? My name is Daniel. Wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>give you a call today. You got a minute? Yeah, okay, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>you're you're Brian, Brian right, you're married to to Althea.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, hello, hello, yeah, I mean yeah, that's that's me.

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<v Speaker 5>That's my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, got a question for you. How long have

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<v Speaker 2>you guys been married?

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<v Speaker 4>Going on nine years now, we've been married. Now, who

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<v Speaker 4>is it?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Daniel. Were you were you guys married

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<v Speaker 2>a greater New Missionary Baptist Church than the Sea?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, yep, yeah that's the name of that church. Yeah, great,

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<v Speaker 4>by nine years? Yeah, that's right. Why what's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>What's asking all these questions?

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<v Speaker 5>Fus?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, do you remember the minister that officiated your actual

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<v Speaker 2>wedding ceremony?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh reverend right, yeah, okay, I got the right person.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to make sure I had the right person, Brian. So,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm sorry if it seemed a little weird to you. Here.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what's going on. We've just come up with a

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<v Speaker 2>new discovery, a lot of information that Reverend none of

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<v Speaker 2>his credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not a

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<v Speaker 2>minister at all, he never was a minister, and every

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<v Speaker 2>single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null and void. So,

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<v Speaker 2>and I hate to be the bearer of bad news,

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<v Speaker 2>but you and Alpha, even though you think you've been

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<v Speaker 2>married for nine years, you guys are not married at all.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, that that you gotta have the

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<v Speaker 4>wrong person, because me and that's it. We we are

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<v Speaker 4>married by nine years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>And what I'm telling you is he never was ordained.

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<v Speaker 2>He's never been an ordained minister. He's not a minister

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<v Speaker 2>at all. So when he performed this ceremony, your a

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<v Speaker 2>wedding ceremony, he had no right to be doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys are not are not married. You know, you

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<v Speaker 2>guys have been living in sin for nine years.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, hold on that. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't been living in offense. Me and my wife,

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<v Speaker 4>we have been married for nine years and dead man.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a preacher. I'm telling you he's a preacher.

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<v Speaker 2>Last Funday, Sir. As of today, he has no right

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<v Speaker 2>to be in anybody's pull pit. He has no right

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<v Speaker 2>to be officiating, whether it's weddings or funerals, no matter

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<v Speaker 2>what it is, christenings for children. He's not allowed to

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<v Speaker 2>do that. And we have officially stopped him from doing

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<v Speaker 2>anything serving under as being a pastor or a minister.

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<v Speaker 2>We have stopped at But what I want you to

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<v Speaker 2>know is that you have been living in sin and

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<v Speaker 2>you don't. We want to try and get you guys

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<v Speaker 2>married as soon as possible, so you're not living in sin.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, dog, I have been living in those sin.

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<v Speaker 4>I have been married for nine years. This woman shit

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<v Speaker 4>have been taking care of me and my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>For the past nine Wait a minute, you guys have children.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, we got two kids, two beautiful kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, then those kids are bastards.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, hold on, let me tell you something. My

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<v Speaker 4>kids ain't no baskets. What about your kids?

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<v Speaker 5>Your kids, ambassors, No.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, my kids were born in wedlock. Your kids have

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<v Speaker 2>been born out.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you that man did my service and he

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<v Speaker 4>is a preacher. He's a man after God's own heart himself.

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<v Speaker 4>He hasn't done everything that he could have for me

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<v Speaker 4>and my family.

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<v Speaker 5>He is a preacher.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir. I know it's hard for you to to swallow

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<v Speaker 2>the truth, but I want you to know, and I

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<v Speaker 2>need you to be able to tell our thea that

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<v Speaker 2>you guys are not married and not as of right now.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, okay, so Hoder, Now, back in the older days,

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<v Speaker 4>but before all these all these colleges and stuff came

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<v Speaker 4>came about, you telling me that their men backing the

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<v Speaker 4>old days, that they wasn't no preachers, that they wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>men after the colu Is.

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<v Speaker 5>That what you're saying to me?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you what are you? What are you getting at? Sir?

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<v Speaker 4>What I'm trying to say is back in the older day,

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<v Speaker 4>baking the twenties and thirties, they didn't have all these

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<v Speaker 4>colleges and all these degrees and stuff like these new

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<v Speaker 4>preachers got these days, that man now he was from

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<v Speaker 4>back then, and God called them and that's what they

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<v Speaker 4>went on too. And all them people that they married

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<v Speaker 4>back then, they did the same thing today. You don't

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<v Speaker 4>need no degree to say that you're a preacher. You

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<v Speaker 4>don't need no life to say you're a preacher. Me

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<v Speaker 4>and my wife we've been married for nine years. My

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<v Speaker 4>kids have been born any wedlock. We were married, We

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<v Speaker 4>were married by Revend My friends and family day was all.

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<v Speaker 5>There, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>The bottom line is that you have been living in

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<v Speaker 2>sin because you have not been married with your wife

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<v Speaker 2>for the last nine years. And your kids. I hate

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<v Speaker 2>to say it, your kids are bad now, an't o?

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<v Speaker 5>Now? I done told you.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't say nothing else about my kids saying I ain't

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<v Speaker 4>no custom.

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<v Speaker 5>But don't push me. My kids ain't no bass. You

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<v Speaker 5>understand me. You won't get me up, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to give you the truth and try to

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<v Speaker 2>get you in here and get you married so you

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<v Speaker 2>will not be living in sin any more than what

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<v Speaker 2>you are.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm living in noo sins.

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<v Speaker 4>Look now you gonna make.

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<v Speaker 5>Me whoop your ass. You understand men and my wife

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<v Speaker 5>we have been married for nine years. Don't sit up

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<v Speaker 5>here in time me talking about that. We ain't mad

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<v Speaker 5>that man ain't no fatures. You understand. I get off

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<v Speaker 5>my phone. But you that's my wife. Those are my kids.

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<v Speaker 5>They have been born in wedlocks. You understand, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>So, I just wanted to call and give you the

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<v Speaker 2>information so that you could probably stop living in sin.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all I wanted to do.

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<v Speaker 5>I ain't living in those sins. That's what I just

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<v Speaker 5>told you. You ain't hear me. I ain't living in those sins.

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<v Speaker 5>Niggure you the one that's living up in some sin. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>you ain't got nothing ness say to me that man

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<v Speaker 5>that mars nine years ago. They get your ass off

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<v Speaker 5>my phone?

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<v Speaker 2>So I have one more thing, one more thing I'd

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<v Speaker 2>like to say.

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<v Speaker 5>You ain't got nothing else to say to me? You

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<v Speaker 5>ain't get your ass off my am phone? Now, do

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<v Speaker 5>you understand me? I ain't got time for this policy, sir?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I say one more thing?

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<v Speaker 4>What you got to say to me? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to let you know that this is

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<v Speaker 2>nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your wife

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<v Speaker 2>alf THEA got me to prank PAULK call you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh man, oh lord? It got yeh uh dot yeh.

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<v Speaker 4>I almost went in on you.

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<v Speaker 5>Don you A wouldn't make me go there?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm a good put you up.

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<v Speaker 2>To this Tha got me to prank you, man, Wow man,

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<v Speaker 2>oh man, Hey, man, you alright with me? Brother? I

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<v Speaker 2>got to ask you something. Man, what is the baddest,

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<v Speaker 2>and I mean the baddest radio show in the lands.

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<v Speaker 4>The Steve Harby Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, You ain't man, I don't know if I could

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<v Speaker 1>be here and stupid. But I'm gonna try again tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean. I'm gonna come back tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>in morning. I come in here and try to be

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<v Speaker 1>a stupid as I can be. That's all I try

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<v Speaker 1>to do for y'all. And you, I think you get

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<v Speaker 1>it done. I really think you get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Every day you're well success. Well I'm winning.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, take your dub ever, let us give you your flowers.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you successful. Timing.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time I'm in public, they say, boy, that Timy show.

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<v Speaker 1>We is stupid. I know you when they come up

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<v Speaker 1>and tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>So. See it's working.

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<v Speaker 3>It's working, Thank y'all. Making every day as.

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<v Speaker 1>Long as my stupid work. That's all he asked me

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<v Speaker 1>to do. Come to work and be stupid. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying. That's all i'mpposed to do.

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<v Speaker 3>He probably said, just come to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, see I was asking him to do other things.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>You know when he first got started.

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted him to be you know, what did you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Him to do? Let me tell you when he got

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<v Speaker 1>mad at me. So I did this. Y'all tell me

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<v Speaker 1>this right or wrong. As soon as I made a

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<v Speaker 1>decent amount of money, I bought a nice pot. That's

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<v Speaker 1>just something wrong with that nice pot.

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<v Speaker 3>I bought a like that you cook in.

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<v Speaker 1>No, just a regular pot, because you know, people always

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<v Speaker 1>say I ain't got a pot thing. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>have a pot. You know what I'm saying. I just did.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to have because you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, wow, exhausted.

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<v Speaker 1>Do y'all have a pot you got? Everybody always say

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<v Speaker 1>they ain't got a pot to pee in or win

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<v Speaker 1>at the thought, I wanted to give me a pot.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, thank you? I pee in my pot. A

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<v Speaker 3>lot coming up my strawberry letter. The subject is am

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<v Speaker 3>I marrying a man or a child? I'm the only

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<v Speaker 3>one you're listening Hard Morning Show