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Speaker 1: dirty little Secret. Screwed up the screw of the rhythm,

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Speaker 1: didn't I it's time for dirty little secret, A little

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Speaker 1: bit of a dls, A little dls. Yes, that was

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Speaker 1: a good rhyme. I like that. All right, we should

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Speaker 1: get to it because I'm gonna side track now's we'll

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Speaker 1: be about talking about this for fifteen minutes. Anyway. It's

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Speaker 1: dirty a little secret where if you have something to

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Speaker 1: get off your chest, you can always do it on

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Speaker 1: the show. And remember we keep everybody anonymous. So text

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show and we'll let you tell your secret on

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Speaker 1: the air all and we keep everybody anonymous. Remember that

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake name when they call in. So

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: Little Secrets, the blast from the past. Okay, who is it,

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Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson? Oh yeah, it's been a while. Are you

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Speaker 1: still married to Nick Lache lick Nache? It's up, Jessica Simpson. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson, I'm doing well well, can't sing anymore? That? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can tell your voice has gotten deeper? Is it's

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Speaker 1: all of that chicken of the ci you know? Right? Well,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Jessica Simpson. Okay, um, I

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Speaker 1: really really can't have my neighbors find out or like

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Speaker 1: any sort of like environmentalists find out. Because environmentalists, you say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like you know, like like plant people, like people who

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Speaker 1: are like all about you know the earth, wellmous you

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Speaker 1: are anonymous? Yeah, so okay, great, great people, listen. I

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Speaker 1: love my views, you know, like I like to like

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Speaker 1: be able to like be in my backyard and like

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Speaker 1: look out and be like there's about her, right, I

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Speaker 1: love that too. You can see the ocean from my house.

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Speaker 1: It's glorious. Ah right. So here's my thing, though. My

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Speaker 1: neighbors love trees, really tall trees, Okay, trees that you

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Speaker 1: literally cannot look. I don't know where you're going with this,

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Speaker 1: but because you said you don't want your neighbors to know,

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Speaker 1: and you're worried about environmentalists, I think we feel the

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Speaker 1: same about trees. Trees block views. I know they're great

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Speaker 1: for the environment and produce, but trees, Nina, they should

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Speaker 1: stay short. Yeah, exactly, we can keep them short. So, okay,

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Speaker 1: here's what I've been doing, very quietly, very secretly, in

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Speaker 1: the dead of the night, with no electronic tools. I've

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Speaker 1: been taking off bits of the tops of the tree,

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Speaker 1: slowly and slowly, of your neighbor's tree. Yeah. I go

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Speaker 1: to my garage, I get out my ladder. I carefully

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Speaker 1: open it up, because you know how rickety ladders can be. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I go up to the ladder, I look left, I

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Speaker 1: look right and make sure no lights on in the windows,

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Speaker 1: and I slowly hack away with a saw tops of

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Speaker 1: the tree. Wow, so you've slowly been cutting down your

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Speaker 1: neighbor's trees. I'm like a tree barber. You're like, you're

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Speaker 1: a tree ninja. How have you done that silently? You know,

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Speaker 1: with a saw, like just like a handsaw? Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So because I'm using a handsaw, you know, I'm there

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Speaker 1: probably two hours a night. I'm into my third week

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Speaker 1: of doing this, though, and no one has noticed. It

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Speaker 1: is beautiful. Three weeks Jack, Yeah, I projected the way

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Speaker 1: the trees are probably another three weeks, maybe three and

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Speaker 1: a half. These trees will be nice little shrubs. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but they're gonna notice, Yeah, their trees are being cut down.

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Speaker 1: At some point, don't you. Yes, but by that time

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Speaker 1: it'll already be done. And you know what, I think.

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Speaker 1: I think they're gonna be like, wow, look at this

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Speaker 1: view that I never got to see. Thank god these

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Speaker 1: trees are gone. Yeah. And also to be extra sneaky,

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Speaker 1: I'm throwing the trees in different neighbors trash can one

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Speaker 1: is involved. But what about cameras? Do you have any

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Speaker 1: cameras around their house? So yeah, I thought of the cameras.

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Speaker 1: But what I do is I know where they are,

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Speaker 1: so I just I just go around in a different

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Speaker 1: direction so they'd never I would never be shown on camera.

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Speaker 1: You've thought a lot about this, Oh yeah, yeah, well

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Speaker 1: good luck in your quest. Yeah, because by the way, um,

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Speaker 1: we try to take down some trees in our yard.

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Speaker 1: You did, Yeah, we got to try to get a

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Speaker 1: permit because you got to get permit from the city,

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Speaker 1: and the city is usually they don't let you do anything,

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Speaker 1: no matter what. But we looked into it just to

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Speaker 1: see how much would be to take them down, like

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Speaker 1: what they would find you and some people if they're

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Speaker 1: buy a freeway, they'll get fine hundreds of thousands of dollars,

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Speaker 1: hundreds of thousand taking down a tree. A group of

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Speaker 1: people that got charged one hundred something thousand dollars for

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Speaker 1: taking out a tree by the freeway in their neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know if you thought about that or not,

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Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson, but it'd be very careful because he could

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Speaker 1: face a big fine for cutting down trees again. I

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Speaker 1: will just blind with a knife. What's your dirty little secret.