Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Niklaser, here's Nikki. Hello here, I
Speaker 1: am well the show. It's Nick Glaser Podcast. We are
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. Everyone is here, including Noah in studio.
Speaker 1: Hi Noah, Hi, Oh my god, that's so exciting even
Speaker 1: get my little quote and Brian have met.
Speaker 2: I've never met no one in person.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I thought she was just a picture on a screen
Speaker 2: that I said full three D.
Speaker 1: Is there anything unexpected about each other in person that
Speaker 1: you didn't account for? Is Noah like shorter or than
Speaker 1: you thought she did?
Speaker 2: I guess she's a little less significant as a structural
Speaker 2: being than I thought.
Speaker 1: Interesting? So is that a dis or is that a compliment?
Speaker 1: I said interesting. I didn't know what to make of that.
Speaker 3: Can you stand up? Are you ai?
Speaker 2: I've never seen Yeah, I thought that, you know. I
Speaker 2: guess you're wearing the crop top sweatshirt. Now, no I
Speaker 2: thought you'd be.
Speaker 1: Well, you're a little taller than you thought.
Speaker 2: You're a little taller, but in terms of overall significant,
Speaker 2: you're a little less robust than I imagine.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you know, like a tomato soup.
Speaker 4: That's Sean O'Connor.
Speaker 3: He's in studio two with us who just said tomato soup.
Speaker 1: I mentioned the bisk and then also with us, is
Speaker 1: you know him? You love him? Andrew Colin, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh ever, yeah, your question.
Speaker 3: Be ever, I've had different stages.
Speaker 5: First was sour cream, and then I worked my way
Speaker 5: to more liquids. I don't know. I would say clam
Speaker 5: chowder England or Manhattan, New England, Manhattan, go fun itself.
Speaker 1: No, I like a tomato bas.
Speaker 3: Okay, are we just gonna roll past you like I did?
Speaker 1: Because I just know that was probably something you ate
Speaker 1: with a spoon at one point in your life.
Speaker 5: My brother tricked me one time instead of his ice
Speaker 5: cream when I was seven, okay, and I hate it,
Speaker 5: and it was it was on him because I loved it.
Speaker 1: The best I've Because sometimes you want like a sour
Speaker 1: cream or like a cream cheese or something like a
Speaker 1: dip really badly, and they're always horrible for you, right,
Speaker 1: so you want like a lot and then you go, okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna eat it with crackers, And then you
Speaker 1: go like I'm already doing the shameful thing of like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat the entire top.
Speaker 4: Why do I add crackers? To it to justify it,
Speaker 4: when really I just want.
Speaker 1: It, So I'll just get a spoon in there and
Speaker 1: like eat with a spoon like some cream cheese sometimes
Speaker 1: won No, I wouldn't, but a cream cheese.
Speaker 4: I've I've been known to like eat it.
Speaker 5: Cream spoon, the last bit of cream cheese. I'll go
Speaker 5: with my finger around and I don't even question it.
Speaker 3: So it comes.
Speaker 1: Like them.
Speaker 4: I love that rim.
Speaker 1: You get a whole scoopy rim.
Speaker 5: True, but going right in the middle of a fresh
Speaker 5: cream is that's a disgusting Yeah.
Speaker 1: With a finger especially, Yeah, Yeah, but yeah finger. There's
Speaker 1: so much you miss out of containers. Like on our
Speaker 1: girls chat Halla posted the other day, she was like,
Speaker 1: does anyone ever does anyone relate to this? You pull
Speaker 1: out a it was a jelly jar and it had
Speaker 1: just like nothing in it, just like the remnants of
Speaker 1: jelly that her husband put back into the refrigerator thinking
Speaker 1: that something could be had from it. I guess he, like,
Speaker 1: I thought he was just pulling the movie that I do,
Speaker 1: which is like I don't want to clean it right now.
Speaker 1: I'll just clean it later, but I'll refrigerate it until then,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't like smell bad in the recycling.
Speaker 4: Okay, so do you guys ever do that? Do you
Speaker 4: like put a full an empty thing back in?
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm never more optimistic than when I
Speaker 2: take there's like a little bit of peanut butter left
Speaker 2: in the jar. Yeah, I think that could cover an
Speaker 2: entire piece of bread, even though it's probably not even
Speaker 2: worthy of being put in.
Speaker 4: The trash, right, Yeah, do you get frustrated when you
Speaker 4: see that? Or you someone that puts it in?
Speaker 5: Well, here's the thing. I'm the other.
Speaker 3: I'm somebody who puts it back in. This is like
Speaker 3: an actual recurring fight I had with my w That's
Speaker 3: what I found.
Speaker 1: For everyone. It's someone One person is the put her
Speaker 1: in our and one person is the why did you
Speaker 1: put this back in there?
Speaker 3: I'm just like I do think I could get a
Speaker 3: little bit more like jam, Like I know there's some
Speaker 3: there and I'm like, I'm not going to be disgusting
Speaker 3: and like, you know, shove it into my mouth. I'll
Speaker 3: wait and like knife it on something.
Speaker 4: Yes, or you'll scrape the inside with the thing that
Speaker 4: you're eating.
Speaker 3: Now here's where I become very guilty, and my wife
Speaker 3: is right, is I did this two days ago, and
Speaker 3: then yesterday when I was making a peanut butter and
Speaker 3: jelly sandwich, I just took out the Yeah they direct
Speaker 3: eye contact.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I know. I made a change in my life.
Speaker 2: I decided it's not worth the time to try to
Speaker 2: scrape out the fifteen cents worth of peanut butter from
Speaker 2: the jar. I am just throwing it away and getting
Speaker 2: a new one every single time. It's about time management.
Speaker 2: Can I say more thing about containers though? While we're
Speaker 2: on this subject, can people who make containers. I don't
Speaker 2: know if anyone any of the besties make containers, but
Speaker 2: can you stop putting the little lip that goes underneath
Speaker 2: the lip? You know how like the container is a
Speaker 2: certain width and then all of a sudden there's like
Speaker 2: a lip at the top of it.
Speaker 5: It can ring.
Speaker 2: It's like a little bit wider than the can on.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, that's the a's the outside. I'm
Speaker 2: talking about the inside. And then everything gets stuck in
Speaker 2: that lip when you're trying to get it out.
Speaker 1: Just make it the same, make it the same. Do
Speaker 1: you want you to buy it?
Speaker 5: I know what you're talking about. I know what you're
Speaker 5: talking I don't know what you I don't know what
Speaker 5: the reasoning is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm more like preach like I have nothing to add. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm just like you're right, get rid of that lip.
Speaker 1: They're so I mean, like stop making shampoos and conditioners
Speaker 1: and like really structurally set, like the way you described
Speaker 1: Noah before, structurally sound robust that are like you can't squeeze,
Speaker 1: and so then they get stuck on the top and
Speaker 1: it's like you know what's in there and you can't
Speaker 1: even cut through them. Because I'll cut all my beauty
Speaker 1: products and like screep out the stuff because it's like
Speaker 1: eighty bucks for some of these things, and you're leaving
Speaker 1: water in it to get the rest of it out,
Speaker 1: shake it up.
Speaker 5: Keep it in. The laziness is why I don't throw
Speaker 5: it away, like because I'll just put it in the fridge.
Speaker 5: The last bit I'll buy a new one, so I
Speaker 5: have like three, Like.
Speaker 4: It's crazy because the laziness is such an eighty d thing.
Speaker 1: Rachel Finestein and I were talking about this of like
Speaker 1: you just I think a part of add which I
Speaker 1: found that a lot of people just attribute qualities about
Speaker 1: themselves they don't like to add. Yeah, It's like everything
Speaker 1: that you don't like about yourself is just add but
Speaker 1: you just screw on tops like a little bit like
Speaker 1: or you don't screw on them on it all that
Speaker 1: is the thing I do all the time. Or you
Speaker 1: just like why is how hard is it to throw
Speaker 1: away something? But I'm stressed out by making trash, so
Speaker 1: if I hold onto it, it's a hoarding thing too.
Speaker 4: I'm sure it's all part of the spectrum.
Speaker 1: Of like hoarding, like if I and and I know
Speaker 1: I need to clean it in order to recycle it properly,
Speaker 1: but even recycling I know as a sham, and so
Speaker 1: I just feel guilty about the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 4: So I just keep it in the refrigerator forever.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Amen. It almost feels like why do we do anything
Speaker 3: like truly, it's just this is how we already just
Speaker 3: start they is bad and die, Like I really like,
Speaker 3: I think this all. I thought it this morning. I'm like,
Speaker 3: there's just no point to getting up and doing a
Speaker 3: Monday is my.
Speaker 4: Point about it.
Speaker 1: I was listening to Tim Dylan's podcast, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: his new show that Brian Franzi is the showrunner up
Speaker 1: comes out yesterday.
Speaker 3: It's out.
Speaker 4: It's out baby on Netflix.
Speaker 2: This is your country watching it and don't whatever you do,
Speaker 2: don't hit play and then stop it five minutes in.
Speaker 2: That is worse than not watching it.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, I'm going to start watching watch people's specials
Speaker 1: only four minutes.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, if you want to hurt you not watching it,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 3: You hit play, you go.
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess the algorithm thinks I should like this,
Speaker 2: and then four minutes in you hit stop.
Speaker 3: Then it goes WHOA wrong?
Speaker 1: Because when I stop four minutes before or five minutes
Speaker 1: into something, yeah, it means I literally hate it, like
Speaker 1: I it's they they're right to think that, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's when you turn it off. If you last more
Speaker 1: than five minutes, you love it. Yeah, six minutes it's
Speaker 1: like my favorite show.
Speaker 2: Four or five minutes is I think about what I
Speaker 2: give a show?
Speaker 1: Okay, I turn it off, commit to the whole episode,
Speaker 1: like just you.
Speaker 3: Don't have to watch it. Just hit play and let
Speaker 3: it run.
Speaker 1: That's what I always say, Yeah, hit play and let
Speaker 1: it run. But I was listening to Tim's podcast and
Speaker 1: he said, speaking of like why do we even get
Speaker 1: out of bed? He was like the he pointed out,
Speaker 1: the only people that get out of bed in the
Speaker 1: morning that are like charged up about life are the
Speaker 1: ones that are like wanting like to create war, like
Speaker 1: the war mess, like the gray suit, black eyed horrible
Speaker 1: people of the world. Are the only ones that wake
Speaker 1: up with like a purpose in the morning to like
Speaker 1: make more war. Let's start up, he goes, let's he
Speaker 1: just wants let's convince, let's get people riled up about
Speaker 1: a war in a place they've never been. He was like,
Speaker 1: let's let's make this war look like a new bakery.
Speaker 5: Opening in down.
Speaker 1: So it was so true because it's like so hard.
Speaker 1: The only people that are motivated are scumbags.
Speaker 3: Truly, and this guy's not a scumbag. But does anyone
Speaker 3: follow Tony P and DC on Instagram? No, He's like
Speaker 3: a local newscaster who is basically honestly, if you follow him,
Speaker 3: follow him. It's the funniest thing. He posts his day
Speaker 3: every day and he is like a sim he is.
Speaker 3: He wakes up excited, he eats the same thing every day,
Speaker 3: he goes to work, he goes to like karaoke with
Speaker 3: friends that he's back and like. But it's just like
Speaker 3: he has the same expression on his face the entire time.
Speaker 5: People love.
Speaker 3: He's so interest He's like he's like a newscast, so
Speaker 3: he's like but it's just like he's just like he's
Speaker 3: always my Like he's not playing no, no, he's just boring.
Speaker 5: But I love him expect that's why he stands out.
Speaker 3: I love that's so the opposite of me that I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is the most interesting life.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, when people here's the thing about And
Speaker 1: I think it's been pointed out a million times, but
Speaker 1: like oftentimes on girls Chat, we'll share some kind of
Speaker 1: video of like what was the one I shared the
Speaker 1: other day where it was a woman with her baby?
Speaker 1: Oh it was Oh, it was a woman like sitting
Speaker 1: in a nursery and she's like crying or something or
Speaker 1: she's upset and her baby comes in and be like, Mama,
Speaker 1: are you okay. I'm like to give you a hug,
Speaker 1: and it's so sweet. It's like the kid notices the
Speaker 1: mom's sad. It's like, I'll make you a sandwich, and
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm just a little sad right now. And
Speaker 1: it's like this bit set up a camera film herself crying, crying,
Speaker 1: waited for her kid to toddle in probably didn't get
Speaker 1: the shot right at first, it again, and it's like
Speaker 1: watch everything with that discerning eye of like why is
Speaker 1: this being?
Speaker 4: Who's filming this? Yeah, I think we've got at first.
Speaker 1: We there was an era where we did judge things
Speaker 1: about like why are people we you know, influencers in
Speaker 1: the wild, we like saw them. Let's re orient ourselves
Speaker 1: to judge every video you're seeing if someone how to
Speaker 1: set up a fucking camera to do it.
Speaker 4: And that is why when I am at a concert.
Speaker 1: And I am needing to get content of someone filming
Speaker 1: me at a concert, I can't stand when someone does
Speaker 1: this like Carl I was in the concert with me
Speaker 1: with Gracie at Abrams, and I'm like, hey, if you can,
Speaker 1: like get some footage of me singing and having a
Speaker 1: good time, but don't let me see that you're doing it,
Speaker 1: because if the audience thinks, I know you're filming for
Speaker 1: me at least, I'm just like that bitch like thinks
Speaker 1: she's cool and I'm not. And I don't want to
Speaker 1: be performative, Like there are times I've had to fake
Speaker 1: something to make it look like I don't know what's
Speaker 1: being filmed. But for the most part, I don't like
Speaker 1: to I don't like to post things where the audience
Speaker 1: knows that I know I'm being filmed. So it's like
Speaker 1: I was like, you can't do selfie because then it
Speaker 1: looks like I'm like singing to the camera. I love myself,
Speaker 1: Like it's so annoying. So I was like, just sneak
Speaker 1: it and then I'm just gonna do my thing and
Speaker 1: don't tell me when you're filming. And I think we've
Speaker 1: gotten away from that, Like people aren't ashamed.
Speaker 2: You caught me once at the sphere. Yes, I was
Speaker 2: dancing to you two because I was just trying to
Speaker 2: figure out a way to enjoy any of this.
Speaker 1: It's way funnier if people would have thought you knew
Speaker 1: you were being filmed.
Speaker 2: That's a lame video, Yeah, lame, And that's what people
Speaker 2: say about all my videos.
Speaker 4: No, that's not true.
Speaker 1: But like, I just can't if you're doing something intentionally funny,
Speaker 1: I get it, But if you're trying to capture a
Speaker 1: real moment, can everyone just like makes them upfart to
Speaker 1: make it look But but what.
Speaker 2: Was ironic about that moment is that it was me
Speaker 2: being fake. But you caught me doing a fake thing,
Speaker 2: so you were being fake for us. I was being
Speaker 2: fake for you too. I was like, let me, let
Speaker 2: me ironically dance and sing to this terrible youtwo song
Speaker 2: like the people around us.
Speaker 3: But maybe I can o that's real. He's having a
Speaker 3: bad time.
Speaker 2: Do you have Mike gez Oh, yeah, inside.
Speaker 1: The well that was one of the Sphere Show. During
Speaker 1: the Spear Show, Bono sang a song.
Speaker 4: Was no, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: He was just talking in between songs about like Africa.
Speaker 1: He was not even I mean, he did a little bit.
Speaker 1: At one point he said he like applauded AI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he applauded AI. He thanked Jeff Bezos, and then
Speaker 2: he said we all need freedom, as if that was
Speaker 2: some profound statement.
Speaker 1: Then he asked talking about looking for his keys. He
Speaker 1: was talking about how hotels are too expensive, which.
Speaker 2: Vegas during the Super Bowl the hotel prices. Am I right?
Speaker 2: And then everyone was like, yeah, he is right, as
Speaker 2: if he ever paid for hotel his entire life.
Speaker 5: Heah, I saw Pearl Jam and they were in the
Speaker 5: Bank of America whatever arena talking shit about Wall Street.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, well I did, but like it's the big of
Speaker 3: America doesn't own that. They're just paying for it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I think it's just I appreciate, like
Speaker 1: I do casinos a lot, and I have started to
Speaker 1: call out that, like this is a place built on
Speaker 1: people's addictions and families being destroyed, and it's really fun
Speaker 1: to do that in the beginning of it.
Speaker 2: Why do people people who get up on the morning.
Speaker 2: The only other people that aren't trying to start war
Speaker 2: are people who are addicted.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean coffee. Yeah, I gotta say that coffee
Speaker 1: gets me up in the morning. Food gets me up
Speaker 1: in the morning. And that's about it. Like everything else
Speaker 1: is just like fuck and the dog. I mean, but yeah,
Speaker 1: getting up in the morning is.
Speaker 5: Well, even like these people they go, oh, you can't
Speaker 5: drink coffee for the first ninety minutes because that's when
Speaker 5: you know, there's so many like you got to wait
Speaker 5: for your quartershole, your real quartersol Andrew Huberman.
Speaker 4: I can't handle it.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 1: Anytime he pops up, he has bad news for my life.
Speaker 1: Whatever he's telling me to do, I haven't been doing it,
Speaker 1: and there's no way I will. It's a very simple adjustment.
Speaker 5: The thing where where now with AI, you can put
Speaker 5: in documents right, the exact documents you want to learn about,
Speaker 5: and then they make a fake podcast whoa going over
Speaker 5: those documents?
Speaker 3: That's actually really helpful.
Speaker 5: It is very helpful, But it's it's Andrew. It's gonna
Speaker 5: AI will take Andrew Hubert because he is AI. He
Speaker 5: just repeats when he reads books. But he has a
Speaker 5: great memory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he can date seven women at the same time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which the computers, that's the only other computers could do that.
Speaker 5: But I had a friend, and.
Speaker 1: It's when people can do that.
Speaker 3: I am like, it was weird because I will hang
Speaker 3: out with him like four times a week and I
Speaker 3: would be with him and a different girl every time.
Speaker 3: And then like I'm like I couldn't remember all their names.
Speaker 3: I think I remember like April and Brittany, and that's it.
Speaker 2: He was in like full fledged relationship.
Speaker 3: Yes, and he like I'm not gonna name his name,
Speaker 3: but he definitely called it his bullpen.
Speaker 5: Did you have the same bar he bring them all
Speaker 5: to or did he know taking them out?
Speaker 3: But like he had they all had a day, but
Speaker 3: they didn't know about each other. And then like what
Speaker 3: would it even inevitably happen as they would find out
Speaker 3: about each other and then you just have to replace one.
Speaker 1: This person on f Boy Wow Island, we saw Garrett
Speaker 1: from the Garrett.
Speaker 3: Wow Cambricks House.
Speaker 5: I don't know how I was.
Speaker 3: Why were you at David Bricks?
Speaker 5: I was in the trees?
Speaker 4: Were what's the same, Johnny Beyond Beyond? Yeah you're with Johnny?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, David do Bricks pickleball contest for ten
Speaker 5: thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: Whoa yeah, whoa?
Speaker 1: Did you play?
Speaker 5: They didn't let I thought I was playing. I definitely wore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. What did you do?
Speaker 1: Were you at the place?
Speaker 5: Did you feel one hundred years old? There? The only
Speaker 5: person I had like anything in common was was the
Speaker 5: one picking up the sandwich rappers.
Speaker 3: That David bad?
Speaker 2: Why absolutely why didn't they let you play?
Speaker 5: Oh? Nona was there? So unfortunately?
Speaker 3: Oh he's way older than you.
Speaker 1: I hope.
Speaker 4: All right, we got to go to break. We'll talk
Speaker 4: more up to this. Wait, so when did you go
Speaker 4: to David Doe Brooks three days ago?
Speaker 5: Beautiful house of course, I mean where it's Sherman Oaks,
Speaker 5: of Sherman Oaks, I mean like he has his own
Speaker 5: pickleball court on a cliff. It's insane, was it?
Speaker 3: It's did it used to be a tennis court and
Speaker 3: I've made it a pickle?
Speaker 5: No, you would think, but no, no, it's actually just
Speaker 5: straight pickle.
Speaker 4: And did you did you have fun?
Speaker 5: I had a great time.
Speaker 1: You did?
Speaker 5: Yeah, good during a lot of Celsius And okay, what.
Speaker 1: Did That's because I'm I'm guessing knowing you you had
Speaker 1: some anxiety going into this and Celsius cannot help.
Speaker 5: And I'm not drinking right and you're not drinking.
Speaker 1: So because to get ready for your wedding, get locked in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we're waiting to have a drink. I am
Speaker 5: the wedding.
Speaker 1: Oh that would be so fun.
Speaker 5: And we're having I can't wait to see that. Mango
Speaker 5: Rita is after our.
Speaker 4: Cat, Mango ritas after your cat.
Speaker 1: That is cute.
Speaker 5: I love that and then embarrassing. No, that's sweet.
Speaker 1: I like that. Okay, but so back to David Dobrick's house.
Speaker 1: So you but you had fun even though you had
Speaker 1: anxiety and Celsius I did.
Speaker 5: I think what helps is it's outside and there's a
Speaker 5: game going on. So I'm used to sports, so I
Speaker 5: was rooting for we I ended up was on a
Speaker 5: team they lost, so we were like talking ship and
Speaker 5: then we became friends with There's a sandwich place called
Speaker 5: Jigata or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah place, No, it's yeah, yeah, it's like the women
Speaker 3: kind of kind of. It's g G I A T A.
Speaker 3: They have one yeah, one.
Speaker 5: Park.
Speaker 3: It is the hot sandwich. Wow.
Speaker 5: They're gonna love me for for bringing it up, now, okay. Yeah.
Speaker 5: They were the nicest guys ever, the two owners. So
Speaker 5: I ended up like becoming friends with them. They're from Jersey,
Speaker 5: and then I started rooting for them, so I forgot
Speaker 5: about every I just locked in on pickle.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: Sure, So I was able to deal with it because
Speaker 5: if I had to talk. So Garrett's there though, Garrett
Speaker 5: Garrett the f Boy.
Speaker 1: So if you don't know Garrett Rosky, yeah, Garrett was
Speaker 1: on F Boys season one. He won Blonde Guy, Big
Speaker 1: Blonde Guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He won the show by convincing Sarah to fall in
Speaker 1: love with him and then give him control of the
Speaker 1: on hundred thousand dollars and then he dumped her minutes
Speaker 1: after he said he loved her, and then money away
Speaker 1: from him, and then we we took them in a
Speaker 1: cruel twist on the show that really no one was into,
Speaker 1: including me. We took the money from him and then
Speaker 1: donated it to like a charity SA which was I
Speaker 1: don't even know how he got away with that.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: Spray tnds for dogs or something.
Speaker 5: It was uh it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so then Garrett came back season two and caused
Speaker 1: a stir. Then he was He's just a perfect villain
Speaker 1: and I love him so much.
Speaker 5: He's even better in the wild. Was he is?
Speaker 4: He coupled up right now.
Speaker 5: He had a dog. He had a little like, you know, shits,
Speaker 5: and he just put it on his shoulder to get pussy,
Speaker 5: like it's everything he does is to get Yeah. So
Speaker 5: he just walks around with the dog and.
Speaker 4: Say hi to him and yeah, didn't remember you.
Speaker 3: He did, Oh that's nice.
Speaker 5: And I was like, you know, I'm the guy from
Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, I know, And I still don't know
Speaker 5: he didn't know. There's no way we did.
Speaker 1: Nice to see you, Nice to see you.
Speaker 4: But I've heard so many nice to see yous.
Speaker 1: And this town is insane with nice to see you,
Speaker 1: and I when someone says to me, I just go, oh,
Speaker 1: they don't know who I am.
Speaker 4: It doesn't save you anything with me.
Speaker 3: But that's good because literally it was like I can't
Speaker 3: remember who told me to do it, but it was
Speaker 3: like an older white guy and I always listened to them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and.
Speaker 3: They were like, the most important thing is nice to
Speaker 3: see you.
Speaker 1: It just you know, we talked about the podcast before,
Speaker 1: because if you say I nice to meet you, the
Speaker 1: person could say we've met before, and then you feel
Speaker 1: like an idiot. So nice to see you gets It's
Speaker 1: it could be the first time you're meeting them or
Speaker 1: I've seen you again, but it really isn't. It means
Speaker 1: I don't know if we've met before, you aren't important
Speaker 1: to me enough to remember, and I'm going to play
Speaker 1: it safe. And by the way, no one says nice
Speaker 1: to see you the first time they meet someone. I
Speaker 1: don't know what we're getting away with with that party.
Speaker 1: That's a weird thing to say to someone the first
Speaker 1: time you meet them.
Speaker 4: So but yeah, filled with it.
Speaker 3: I have a solution.
Speaker 2: You just say hi, how are you yeah, instead of
Speaker 2: it nice to see you, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: I nice to see someone yesterday. I have to admit it.
Speaker 1: And I felt like it left a bad taste in it,
Speaker 1: like literally. I was like lah afterwards, because I was, oh,
Speaker 1: it's it's infiltrated me because I went to I got
Speaker 1: to go. My agent asked me if I wanted to
Speaker 1: go to the Chargers Chiefs game yesterday. And I got
Speaker 1: into town and I was supposed to get into town
Speaker 1: midday from Vegas. I was in Vegas this week and
Speaker 1: with Spade, and then I just changed the flight to
Speaker 1: fly in the morning, asked for an extra ticket because
Speaker 1: he gave me two.
Speaker 4: I got three.
Speaker 1: I brought my mom and dad and we were in
Speaker 1: the owner's box, which I didn't know we were in
Speaker 1: the owner's box. We walked into Chiefs gear. Oh god,
Speaker 1: but it's like where the Rams play too, so like
Speaker 1: it's not it can be any.
Speaker 3: The owner of the stadium Chargers. Oh god.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize Chargers.
Speaker 1: Texted my agent right away and I was like because
Speaker 1: I go to my mom and go, oh, no what
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, it's fine.
Speaker 4: And then she finds out the owner's box.
Speaker 1: Because she did, I go, I don't think we're supposed
Speaker 1: to because everyone's in Chargers gear. To be fair, I
Speaker 1: didn't know the Chargers were a team until ten am
Speaker 1: that morning. Like, I didn't know.
Speaker 5: Taylor.
Speaker 4: Their logo is a guy fiery tupe.
Speaker 5: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't even understand, Like how what did you say.
Speaker 3: How much Taylor Swift?
Speaker 5: You think her being there was the reason why you
Speaker 5: changed up everything? Well, she wasn't there, I know, no,
Speaker 5: but you thinking that she was going to be there, No,
Speaker 5: I would have. I'm fully committed to Chiefs. I've bought
Speaker 5: like hundreds of dollars worth the Chief Scaar. I'm ready,
Speaker 5: like I'm gonna go to all the games that I can.
Speaker 5: And I also think it's I felt alarmed at first,
Speaker 5: and my mom found out was the owner's box and
Speaker 5: she goes, Nick, we're not supposed to be. And then
Speaker 5: another agent from Utah it was like a UTA box
Speaker 5: too that I don't even know if the owner was there,
Speaker 5: but it definitely was the owner's box. I mean, I
Speaker 5: have the bracelet.
Speaker 4: I just took it off.
Speaker 1: It says owners on it, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: didn't know, And so I texted my agent. I'm like,
Speaker 1: am I'm in Chief Scaar And he was like it's okay.
Speaker 1: You know Andrew, this other agent is in chief Scare
Speaker 1: and he was the only one other one in the bucks.
Speaker 1: And then there was another girl, Marissa, that showed up,
Speaker 1: but everyone else was in Chargers. But then before they
Speaker 1: showed up, I was feeling awkward about it. And then
Speaker 1: I like had to talk to myself and I was like, Nikki,
Speaker 1: this isn't this is a sport, Like it's sports.
Speaker 4: Who gives a shit if you are wearing red?
Speaker 1: And honestly, the only reason I'm wearing red is because
Speaker 1: my favorite person's dating one of the players. If nothing matters,
Speaker 1: I'm I was happy for the Chargers when they did well.
Speaker 1: I liked like, But the thing is, most of the
Speaker 1: people there were cheese fans.
Speaker 2: The Chargers famously are very used to having the opposing
Speaker 2: teams fans in the stand. It was crazy they have
Speaker 2: no fans. The Chargers have more fans in Mexico than
Speaker 2: they do in America because they used to be a
Speaker 2: San Diego team and that's so close to the border.
Speaker 2: When the Chargers played a game in Mexico City, they
Speaker 2: had the most fans there that they've ever had at
Speaker 2: a stadium.
Speaker 1: They should move to mex Latino day there too. They're
Speaker 1: really trying to hone in on that market.
Speaker 5: I believe their.
Speaker 2: Quarterback was Philip Rivers and in Mexico City they call
Speaker 2: them Felipe Rios.
Speaker 1: It was there was a good vibe. I liked the
Speaker 1: Chargers fans, but there were more phone chargers in that crowd.
Speaker 1: I was like, they should change their logos have a
Speaker 1: phone charger because chargers are so important to everything. Yes,
Speaker 1: a little lightning doesn't really anything, But I think the
Speaker 1: Chiefs are also cultural now, like even if you don't
Speaker 1: follow football, you know about the chief It's so true.
Speaker 3: Kind of America is like every decade has no no, no,
Speaker 3: every decade has like they're the enemy. Now.
Speaker 2: The Chiefs are like the Patriots.
Speaker 3: I know, well have to hate that they can't just.
Speaker 4: Keep you can't watch like watch Court.
Speaker 1: Even Chris is a little bit like doesn't really love
Speaker 1: the Chiefs because they mean that Saint Louis will never
Speaker 1: get a football team. And and there's another reason too.
Speaker 1: He's just like there're he only roots for teams that
Speaker 1: the city like needs it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I only root for teams that like completely suck
Speaker 3: and hurt my feelings. And like a team that win
Speaker 3: it and that's always winning is just like I don't
Speaker 3: understand it. I can't get on the word.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know well now because we all know
Speaker 1: why I'm on board. But I'm also like, after watching
Speaker 1: Quarterback on Netflix, I love Pat Mahomes so much. I
Speaker 1: think he's so funny. I think he's charismatic. I'm sure
Speaker 1: every quarterback has this because I even liked Kirk Cousins,
Speaker 1: who they covered on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Cousins a great guy too.
Speaker 1: If you give me a documentary about an athlete, I
Speaker 1: will fall in love with them.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't wait for that one.
Speaker 3: No, I'm actually a guy loves well.
Speaker 4: Aaron Hernandas.
Speaker 1: I do feel for because did you watch that show yet? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not really interested in Maybe I would be because
Speaker 1: I did love the docu drama about OJ Juice David Swimmer.
Speaker 1: I loved that, but I didn't. I was seeing the
Speaker 1: ad for the Hernandez one and I feel for that guy.
Speaker 1: I mean he was like closeted. Yeah, he couldn't come out.
Speaker 1: He hated himself.
Speaker 3: His dad was a piece of shit who was like
Speaker 3: really hard on him, Like like I'm like I get it,
Speaker 3: you just got it now.
Speaker 4: Murdered to hurt people, murder people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true, but so yeah, I just felt like
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter that I'm like ultimately, like I had
Speaker 1: to dismantle it and be like, is this a bad am?
Speaker 1: I a bad person because I'm in the owner box.
Speaker 1: It's like no, because if the owner's here, he's a
Speaker 1: billionaire who gives a ship. He'll get over me wearing
Speaker 1: a red shirt and his day.
Speaker 4: There's a problem. But you were having box. I was
Speaker 4: also at a box yesterday.
Speaker 5: We saw something in me and I threatened him, I remember,
Speaker 5: with a knife and he's like, dude, you're cool.
Speaker 4: It was like, you're well, you can pick up wrappers
Speaker 4: in my box.
Speaker 5: He don't really help Jason Nash anymore. I think maybe
Speaker 5: I can fill.
Speaker 1: Avoid Whose box were you in?
Speaker 5: I was in? Uh this guy? Uh he's a chief
Speaker 5: fan too. I didn't know and I should have been
Speaker 5: charge your gear?
Speaker 3: Literally, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can I just say this experience like thank you to
Speaker 1: my agent, Nick Nusiphoro for reaching out to me and
Speaker 1: being like, do you want to go to this game?
Speaker 1: Because I was like sure, Oh that's great. Oh it'll
Speaker 1: be a box, love it. That'll be so fun to
Speaker 1: bring my parents to. Guys. He was like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to get you a vip escort too, and I was
Speaker 1: like okay, just like was like sure, I had the
Speaker 1: tailor swift treatment. Like it's very famous now to see
Speaker 1: her get on those golf carts, get out of the suva,
Speaker 1: get on the golf cart, kind of be paraded through
Speaker 1: the wings of the like it I got to do that.
Speaker 1: I was like dad filming because it was I entered
Speaker 1: exactly where she would enter at so far it was
Speaker 1: so cool. We went underground these like we had our
Speaker 1: car sniffed by dogs to go underground.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 4: And then we were like lead in and we got
Speaker 4: to this box and the buffet. I don't know if
Speaker 4: you experience this.
Speaker 1: I can't believe the food that was at this get
Speaker 1: we got. There was a sushi bar, there was rotisserie chicken,
Speaker 1: there was charcooterie, I mean any food. There was a
Speaker 1: candy wall of just every full sized candy you could
Speaker 1: even imagine It's pieces, but not Reese's cups.
Speaker 4: Sorry, so not everyone that you can.
Speaker 1: No, but the full size like full size full Sizeese's pieces,
Speaker 1: em Twizzlers.
Speaker 5: I mean it was.
Speaker 1: And there were hundreds of people that had access to
Speaker 1: this because there's a couple different owners boxes and then
Speaker 1: it would open up into this cafeteria setting. It was incredible.
Speaker 1: I I had the best time, and I kind of
Speaker 1: understood the game, yeah, which is fun, Like I knew
Speaker 1: what was kind of happening. But here's my new thing
Speaker 1: is that I have always felt so embarrassed to cheer
Speaker 1: for football because I don't know what's happening, and so
Speaker 1: I always kind of wait a couple seconds after everyone
Speaker 1: else is cheering to like really get on board. But
Speaker 1: now that I understand, I can like cheer when I
Speaker 1: know something's happening. But I'm still so like, uh nervous
Speaker 1: about cheering at the wrong time that I still wait,
Speaker 1: like even though I know what's going on. Like yesterday,
Speaker 1: I cheered because I got wrapped up in it, Like
Speaker 1: the Chiefs did something that I was excited about, and
Speaker 1: I was cheering, and then but then everyone was cheering,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, no, that must be the Chargers.
Speaker 4: But then I realized that everyone there was.
Speaker 1: It was half a man.
Speaker 4: It was maybe probably more Chiefs fans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the Chiefs weren't doing well at first, and
Speaker 1: so it was the first time the Chiefs, like and
Speaker 1: it was so loud that I thought it was Chargers
Speaker 1: and I got really really embarrassed, and then I realized
Speaker 1: that it was. But I don't know if you guys
Speaker 1: relate to anything like that where you don't know what
Speaker 1: you're doing and you have to like kind of fake it.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is literally how I watched Frasier is when
Speaker 3: the audience will laugh, I would laugh like I think
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 5: I think I did that at Dmitri Martin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he stops strong. I think there are
Speaker 1: people that don't know, like the people don't understand comedy
Speaker 1: and do have to the way I watch football and
Speaker 1: like kind of wait for.
Speaker 5: I remember looking at the people and they would look
Speaker 5: tracks of studio audiences are so important for comedy.
Speaker 1: They are fuckingial, don't no, You're so right. It's like
Speaker 1: and even here's another thing that you don't know you
Speaker 1: need an assistance on is lyrics. You think you'll know
Speaker 1: a song and you'll sing along with it, but you
Speaker 1: don't realize that you're kind of singing a millisecond after
Speaker 1: the words. Because the other day gen z m sent
Speaker 1: me a TikTok or she was like, we got to
Speaker 1: do this trend where I would sit and behind me, oh,
Speaker 1: like I'm not facing it. Are the lyrics to like
Speaker 1: a song like Espresso, you know Sabrina Carpenter And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't need the fucking lyrics. I can sing that.
Speaker 1: And she's like, you should do that where you sing
Speaker 1: the lyrics and you we see how well you do
Speaker 1: behind you. And I'm like, oh, I'm gonna ace. I
Speaker 1: go that's dumb because I would one hundred percent know it.
Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, we've got a confident girl
Speaker 1: on her hands, and I go. I was on a
Speaker 1: treadmill talking to her. I was like, I bet you anything,
Speaker 1: I can do it. So I pulled up an instrumental
Speaker 1: just on my phone and put my phone down to
Speaker 1: see if I could do it, and I bombed right away.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: Because also the lyrics to Espresso are so bizarre.
Speaker 1: And like pull it up right Things of the night
Speaker 1: basically like.
Speaker 3: They wrote it in like Japanese, translate the English, translated
Speaker 3: it to German, then translated back right.
Speaker 1: They're insane.
Speaker 3: It's it's bizarre. It's very Ai. Yes me Espresso is
Speaker 3: like the chorus is bizarre, Like you're so.
Speaker 1: Right, what isn't that me? Espressoh like that means anything.
Speaker 1: Hit me Baby one more time. No one questioned that either,
Speaker 1: And that was a Swedish thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was just Max Marta. Max Martin, like is
Speaker 3: the sweetish genius. He created all these pop songs that
Speaker 3: don't mean anything.
Speaker 1: He thought hit me I believe I could get this wrong,
Speaker 1: but he believed. He thought it meant like like call
Speaker 1: me up again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like hit me up.
Speaker 1: And no one said, hey, this doesn't this isn't the
Speaker 1: We shouldn't have a young girl saying hit me baby
Speaker 1: one more time about a guy she's dating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and he just kept going jah job.
Speaker 5: I do think like, if you're sweet, the less words
Speaker 5: you know in English, the better pop songwriter you're going
Speaker 5: to be, because it has to simplify the same with
Speaker 5: a lot of comics that English as their second language,
Speaker 5: I feel like, oh, they're good because they make everything
Speaker 5: so simple because they only know two hundred English words
Speaker 5: to pick from.
Speaker 3: Oh right, right, like gad L M A.
Speaker 2: L L.
Speaker 1: Say his last l L.
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, yeah he's the boy, Oh man, gad.
Speaker 1: I have dad stories. I have gads and gods of stories,
Speaker 1: but I can't help but see the twin towers on
Speaker 1: your shirt.
Speaker 3: I know I did. I didn't realize that we're on
Speaker 3: here until.
Speaker 1: You take them off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sharp the sky you know, it's just nice to remember.
Speaker 1: It was nice to remember.
Speaker 4: It was a great part of the skyline.
Speaker 3: What a skyline?
Speaker 2: I mean, those were the days.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what they were though until they went
Speaker 1: down because I was in a p English Yes, got
Speaker 1: a five on the exam.
Speaker 4: Proud moment in my life.
Speaker 1: But I was in a English when when it happened,
Speaker 1: and it was over the intercom and my teacher obviously
Speaker 1: was horrified and like, oh my god, and I just go,
Speaker 1: what are the what's the Twin Tower? What's the World
Speaker 1: Trade Center? And I just remember going, you don't know
Speaker 1: what the World Trade Center is? And like really shamed me.
Speaker 4: That's what I remember for that day, being shamed about it.
Speaker 5: It was really.
Speaker 3: Never forgetting to jump. I went to high school where
Speaker 3: like you're on one first floor, thirty five percent of
Speaker 3: the students of my high school parents worked at the
Speaker 3: World Trade Center, so like everyone was on cell phones crying,
Speaker 3: but my parents didn't, so I was like.
Speaker 5: Walking like yeah, like I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It was two thousand and one, and I remember my
Speaker 3: whole nine eleven as we ran the mile in the
Speaker 3: first period and then second period it happened and we
Speaker 3: all got to like go home because everyone was so
Speaker 3: connected to it. Yeah, and I remember this that I
Speaker 3: was just like, why could it have happened like forty
Speaker 3: five minutes early before them?
Speaker 1: It sounds like a good time for the like, like
Speaker 1: I remember being really pleased with that.
Speaker 4: Running the Sorry, what were you going to say?
Speaker 5: No when you're swet any like you're sweaty after the
Speaker 5: mile and then you have to put on your school
Speaker 5: clothes and then you're sweaty under your clothes running the mile.
Speaker 4: I think fifth grade I remember was the first mile.
Speaker 4: What about you guys like.
Speaker 1: When yeah around then, Kid's a really for us at
Speaker 1: least it was a pivotal day when it was like
Speaker 1: the mile run to it, Yes, like it really And
Speaker 1: I still remember Matt Johnson got like a five twenty five.
Speaker 5: Oh wow. There was always from kid that broke six.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was shout out Matt Johnson. Yeah there like
Speaker 1: and then there was and then the poor kid who
Speaker 1: would get like twenty four, like you know, like the
Speaker 1: kid that would walk and everyone would like clap, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh that is like that's not fair to do to kids.
Speaker 1: If you want to sit out the mile, you should
Speaker 1: be able to. Here's my stance on gym. Kids should
Speaker 1: be able to sit at the fuck out because some
Speaker 1: of us are not coordinated. We don't like throwing, we
Speaker 1: don't like balls flying at us. We should be able
Speaker 1: to cheer on the sidelines and know our place, Like
Speaker 1: you should have autonomy as a child to know what
Speaker 1: you like and what you don't like and not be
Speaker 1: forced to do some thing you don't want to do.
Speaker 3: Yes, and it's all. It's all Arnold Schwarzenegger's fault. It
Speaker 3: is his fault for starting that, like Presidential Fitness sports
Speaker 3: nigger started.
Speaker 5: He started.
Speaker 3: It was like the first sports person. Maybe it's George Bush.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna blame Arnold for this.
Speaker 4: We have like the president's signature on it on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're like yeah, like.
Speaker 3: I would always do really well on everything, but flexibility,
Speaker 3: Like when I had that board.
Speaker 5: The board of all that board was horrible.
Speaker 3: I hated and I hated Arnold Schwarzenegger because of it.
Speaker 3: Because we had to watch a video before we started
Speaker 3: the Presidential Fitness and he was like talking about how
Speaker 3: this is going to help you become like a muscle boy.
Speaker 1: Remember we were all jumping rope for our heart, jump
Speaker 1: for heart like that was like a.
Speaker 5: And I farted on on the second sit up and
Speaker 5: I got four sit ups because it's so hard, and.
Speaker 3: I was it was like it was such a.
Speaker 5: Loud part like it was. I think that should have
Speaker 5: been I should have been able to go again. I
Speaker 5: thought it was a very presidential.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll be back.
Speaker 1: Up for this. I was in Vegas this weekend, and
Speaker 1: I won't say who I was with, but I bought
Speaker 1: invited to like a private like gambling room for some
Speaker 1: high roll I guess, and i'll tell you off air,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure I could say it. But I don't
Speaker 1: really know this person well enough to know if they'd
Speaker 1: like but yeah, yeah, if they get it, I can
Speaker 1: just say, like, I'm sorry, I had to.
Speaker 5: I feel like I get it really quick. Yeah you're
Speaker 5: in Vegas, Dana White. No, wow.
Speaker 3: But I mean, here's the thing. This weekend, everyone was
Speaker 3: everyone sang.
Speaker 2: Fast, it's not a woman, they're not a famous YouTuber. No,
Speaker 2: and they're more than forty yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: More than forty.
Speaker 2: They're alive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, is there are they a singer, No, they live
Speaker 5: in Vegas?
Speaker 3: Or an actor? No, not really a magician?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Link with sports? No, uh, play the lead role in
Speaker 2: a movie.
Speaker 3: No a jabb awakee, I'm just named it.
Speaker 2: They run for president? No on a popular TV show?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Is it a pop singer?
Speaker 2: No. Citizen of the US. Yes. Do they own a company?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: A man or woman?
Speaker 3: Do we do that it's a man? Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Are they associated with technology?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Link with food? No? Are they white?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Are they linked with cinema? No? The fuck they talk
Speaker 2: about the government? Are they linked with advertising? Are they
Speaker 2: Are they boss of an important company?
Speaker 1: I mean I would say yes, but like I don't
Speaker 1: know that the achnator knows that yet.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Have they published books? What is this person done? Are
Speaker 2: they famous thanks to television?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay. Are they from Nickelodeon? No? No? Do they wear
Speaker 2: a suit? No they do they appear in the first
Speaker 2: season of a show? No?
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, I would say no.
Speaker 2: Associated with comedy yes, okay. Are they a stand up comedian?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, wait when it says it, will you just show
Speaker 1: it to me?
Speaker 2: Do they live in Texas?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: How many questions do we are we at now?
Speaker 2: Is it almost Are they chubby? No?
Speaker 5: Do you think I think?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's guessing.
Speaker 1: No, it's not the on.
Speaker 5: He is the CEO of.
Speaker 3: Twice podcast. Okay, so does it start with a K?
Speaker 2: No? Do they have a podcast?
Speaker 1: So final thought, Uh, this person, uh never let me down.
Speaker 1: But this person was with their friends that were the
Speaker 1: really this person was a high roller, but this person
Speaker 1: was with people that were So I'm sitting at this
Speaker 1: table and are you playing?
Speaker 4: No, I'm just like there to hang.
Speaker 2: What's the stakes?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: So, I'm like they're playing back rat okay, And there's
Speaker 1: also like a blackjack table for like a little bit
Speaker 1: lower bets for people. Like there's probably like five of
Speaker 1: us in the room and I'm just sitting there hanging
Speaker 1: with my friend and then he has two friends and
Speaker 1: his two friends. I'm just looking at like I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like looking at their chips, but I'm not like
Speaker 1: paying attention. And then I would say, twenty minutes in,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I should look at the amounts of these
Speaker 1: chips because it's like maybe shows some interest in the game.
Speaker 4: The lowest what do you think the lowest.
Speaker 5: Chip was.
Speaker 3: One thousand dollars, one thousand.
Speaker 1: Dollars with the lest ship. And then I look over
Speaker 1: and I see four giant stacks of a color of chip.
Speaker 1: My god, and that ship.
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe.
Speaker 1: I had to like cover one of my eyes because
Speaker 1: I'm bioptic because of lasac to see. I thought it
Speaker 1: was a twenty five.
Speaker 4: I'm bioptic.
Speaker 3: I had one.
Speaker 1: I had one of my eyes lasick, so it means
Speaker 1: one of my eyes sees close up, one of my
Speaker 1: eyes is far away, and together they join and I
Speaker 1: can do both.
Speaker 4: That's pretty awesome. Look into it. If you want to
Speaker 4: do lasik, just get one eye done lasik plus.
Speaker 1: So I like literally was just like covering one eye
Speaker 1: so I couldee because I thought's a twenty five hundred
Speaker 1: dollars and it was twenty five thousand dollar chips yea.
Speaker 4: And four giant stacks. And then I'm trying to have conversation,
Speaker 4: but also.
Speaker 1: One okay, then three three three, that's nine, that one's ten,
Speaker 1: That one's a million dollars. Was sitting in it and
Speaker 1: I watched someone when I wear someone win one point
Speaker 1: two million dollars up one point two then go down
Speaker 1: to point eight. We walked out because it was done.
Speaker 1: And we walked out, and the guy that just one
Speaker 1: one point it was a little or point eight, was
Speaker 1: a little bummed. But I didn't know what had happened.
Speaker 1: I only know this afterwards, and I asked my friend.
Speaker 1: I was like, and he went to go cash out
Speaker 1: the guy that won, and I asked my friend, I
Speaker 1: was like, what, like, is did he just lose like
Speaker 1: a lot?
Speaker 5: Like what happened?
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, no, he's up point eight. And I go,
Speaker 1: why is he like bombed? He's like, oh, because he
Speaker 1: was up one point two. And I'm like that that
Speaker 1: just was funny to me. Then he came back and
Speaker 1: he was a little and he had one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars in his stomach and his sweater zipped up a
Speaker 1: check for four hundred thousand, and then his buddy ran
Speaker 1: up two hundred thousand and put it in the safe upstairs,
Speaker 1: like ran past us to like fucking run, and then
Speaker 1: he took that one hundred to go to another casino
Speaker 1: at three in the morning, at this point two in
Speaker 1: the morning, to go to.
Speaker 4: Another casido to spend it.
Speaker 1: But his the guy was just kind of like man
Speaker 1: god damn it, you know, kind of a little bit bombed,
Speaker 1: like the way we would be a few twenty bucks
Speaker 1: on a slot and uh and I go, but you
Speaker 1: but you're up zero point eight and he was like yeah.
Speaker 1: And I was like, he goes, but it could have been.
Speaker 1: And I go, that money was never yours and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: we need her around more of like it. I was like,
Speaker 1: it wasn't yours. It was just that was just it
Speaker 1: was in the air for a second, but it was
Speaker 1: it was never yours. And he was like that really,
Speaker 1: And I feel like I did help him.
Speaker 4: He was really really nice.
Speaker 1: Then they gave those two buddies gave me a ride
Speaker 1: back to my hotel and I and I just I
Speaker 1: got in the car and oh. I even turned to
Speaker 1: my friend while I'm watching my friend play, and I
Speaker 1: just was like, what's it like to be that rich?
Speaker 3: I was like, what is that?
Speaker 1: Because I know you, and I know there was a
Speaker 1: time eight years ago where a hundred dollars chip would
Speaker 1: have been and you're just throwing thousands out like nothing,
Speaker 1: like literally they're putting them in front of me like
Speaker 1: you did. And I was like, get this away from me,
Speaker 1: and he was like, it's it's pretty crazy. But then
Speaker 1: these guys, I go, were you guys born rich? And
Speaker 1: they were like, oh god no, I go, can you
Speaker 1: can you believe what just happened tonight? Like I feel
Speaker 1: like these we need of like a like to check
Speaker 1: in with themselves that you just won point eight million dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, like.
Speaker 2: More money than most people will make it a life.
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, it's wild, and I just it's just
Speaker 1: why they make them chips, because the chips, you just
Speaker 1: it just five thousand dollars chip. I'm just like that
Speaker 1: chip could change so many people's lives, that just little
Speaker 1: piece of plastic.
Speaker 3: Yeah. There's a famous story about Charles Barclay. He lost
Speaker 3: two million dollars once playing at the wind Like lost
Speaker 3: two million, and then an interview they were asking what
Speaker 3: was that Like He's like, everyone focuses on the fact
Speaker 3: that I lost two million. I was up six million
Speaker 3: to start the night. I thought that was so healthy
Speaker 3: of him to view it that way. Yeah, I all
Speaker 3: just have fun.
Speaker 1: I'll make more money, yes, And that's the kind of
Speaker 1: the These guys didn't seem to have like addictions, like
Speaker 1: they weren't for them it wasn't that much money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, once you have that much money, it really is
Speaker 2: just fun. I mean you can't really, but how.
Speaker 1: Can people be waiting on them? You know, like there's
Speaker 1: there's a guy running the table, there's a guy dealing
Speaker 1: the cards. Like those people they're just how do they
Speaker 1: not I know?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, the casino if you if you're a high roller,
Speaker 2: then the casino will just put staff members around you.
Speaker 3: Do you want to staff?
Speaker 1: Like, like, everyone just seems so normal about it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this isn't normal. I need to bring
Speaker 1: you all back to reality for a second. They know it.
Speaker 3: Fucking rules to be working the high roller room because
Speaker 3: you're getting taking one of those chips. You exactly, you're
Speaker 3: getting tipped better than any other table. Like you're getting
Speaker 3: tipped like you're like, people have too much five months pay.
Speaker 2: Point, Well, there should be a limit. It should be
Speaker 2: one hundred million dollars tops is how much money you
Speaker 2: can have and then the rest needs to be given back.
Speaker 1: Too much money. Even we don't one hundred million, let's
Speaker 1: make it twenty million.
Speaker 2: And that one hundred million, you do want to have
Speaker 2: generational wealth that you can put into a trust for
Speaker 2: three to five generations.
Speaker 1: You can put three million into a trust for your
Speaker 1: kids and it will be they'll be a Okay.
Speaker 3: We're still going to have terrible papers.
Speaker 2: But one hundred million, one hundred million dollars is not
Speaker 2: a lot of money compared to what people have now.
Speaker 1: People have imrillion, brillion dollar, twenty million every that's the most.
Speaker 2: That's well, that that's I think that the incentivizes capitalism.
Speaker 2: If it's only twenty million.
Speaker 1: Okay, one hundred million, yeah, is a goal that most
Speaker 1: people cannot achieve and can still climb that mountain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: It's what have you guys ever seen that much money?
Speaker 1: Like I've never seen Like, you know, John Lady has
Speaker 1: a bit about like one hundred million dollars cash.
Speaker 4: I would stand.
Speaker 1: I would wait online, I paid money, I pay money
Speaker 1: to see that much have my money added and for
Speaker 1: an extra dollar, you can have your money added to
Speaker 1: the million dollars.
Speaker 4: I I just have never seen that much money.
Speaker 3: No, I mean I would. I would probably faint see it,
Speaker 3: like it was excited at the realization of twenty five
Speaker 3: like four stacks of that because like I've seen people
Speaker 3: with like five hundred like a whole like big thing,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, so doing five times that, Like.
Speaker 5: It was just I remember doing it. I was addicted
Speaker 5: to blackjack, and it's something else when you're playing for
Speaker 5: your rent money, you know, that's a really that's not
Speaker 5: that is exciting, whether you're going to eat or not.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean were you addicted like in
Speaker 5: the casino? Yeah, it's bad young college. Like in college,
Speaker 5: you go to the casino and you just call his
Speaker 5: aunt to have her call my step mom like please
Speaker 5: don't tell daddy, you know, stuff like that, and then
Speaker 5: they don't give you two hundred dollars because my limit
Speaker 5: on my ATM machine. And then I'd wait until midnight
Speaker 5: just around the quarter on Bourbon Street, just walking around
Speaker 5: like like, oh wait.
Speaker 3: Were you doing, like the the one in the casiras, Yeah,
Speaker 3: harras where they have like quarter craps there.
Speaker 5: It is like the most depressing place I've Yeah, I
Speaker 5: called it home for a while. Yeah, it was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: you walk by, it is a sad.
Speaker 3: I literally was playing there at one time and I
Speaker 3: saw a homeless guy just empty change, and how I.
Speaker 1: Gave him Jim.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we are at the same place in our
Speaker 3: lives right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I made up money was yours?
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, that's our show. Andrew, thank you for
Speaker 4: being here, Soan, thank you for being here.
Speaker 1: Brian, Noah's in studio. We'll have a show for you tomorrow,
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