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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Niklaser, here's Nikki. Hello here, I

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Speaker 1: am well the show. It's Nick Glaser Podcast. We are

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. Everyone is here, including Noah in studio.

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Speaker 1: Hi Noah, Hi, Oh my god, that's so exciting even

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Speaker 1: get my little quote and Brian have met.

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Speaker 2: I've never met no one in person.

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 2: I thought she was just a picture on a screen

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Speaker 2: that I said full three D.

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Speaker 1: Is there anything unexpected about each other in person that

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Speaker 1: you didn't account for? Is Noah like shorter or than

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Speaker 1: you thought she did?

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Speaker 2: I guess she's a little less significant as a structural

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Speaker 2: being than I thought.

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Speaker 1: Interesting? So is that a dis or is that a compliment?

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Speaker 1: I said interesting. I didn't know what to make of that.

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Speaker 3: Can you stand up? Are you ai?

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Speaker 2: I've never seen Yeah, I thought that, you know. I

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Speaker 2: guess you're wearing the crop top sweatshirt. Now, no I

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Speaker 2: thought you'd be.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're a little taller than you thought.

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Speaker 2: You're a little taller, but in terms of overall significant,

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Speaker 2: you're a little less robust than I imagine.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you know, like a tomato soup.

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Speaker 4: That's Sean O'Connor.

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Speaker 3: He's in studio two with us who just said tomato soup.

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Speaker 1: I mentioned the bisk and then also with us, is

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Speaker 1: you know him? You love him? Andrew Colin, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Oh ever, yeah, your question.

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Speaker 3: Be ever, I've had different stages.

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Speaker 5: First was sour cream, and then I worked my way

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Speaker 5: to more liquids. I don't know. I would say clam

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Speaker 5: chowder England or Manhattan, New England, Manhattan, go fun itself.

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Speaker 1: No, I like a tomato bas.

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Speaker 3: Okay, are we just gonna roll past you like I did?

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Speaker 1: Because I just know that was probably something you ate

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Speaker 1: with a spoon at one point in your life.

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Speaker 5: My brother tricked me one time instead of his ice

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Speaker 5: cream when I was seven, okay, and I hate it,

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Speaker 5: and it was it was on him because I loved it.

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Speaker 1: The best I've Because sometimes you want like a sour

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Speaker 1: cream or like a cream cheese or something like a

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Speaker 1: dip really badly, and they're always horrible for you, right,

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Speaker 1: so you want like a lot and then you go, okay,

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Speaker 1: so I'm gonna eat it with crackers, And then you

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Speaker 1: go like I'm already doing the shameful thing of like

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat the entire top.

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Speaker 4: Why do I add crackers? To it to justify it,

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Speaker 4: when really I just want.

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Speaker 1: It, So I'll just get a spoon in there and

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Speaker 1: like eat with a spoon like some cream cheese sometimes

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Speaker 1: won No, I wouldn't, but a cream cheese.

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Speaker 4: I've I've been known to like eat it.

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Speaker 5: Cream spoon, the last bit of cream cheese. I'll go

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Speaker 5: with my finger around and I don't even question it.

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Speaker 3: So it comes.

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Speaker 1: Like them.

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Speaker 4: I love that rim.

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Speaker 1: You get a whole scoopy rim.

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Speaker 5: True, but going right in the middle of a fresh

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Speaker 5: cream is that's a disgusting Yeah.

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Speaker 1: With a finger especially, Yeah, Yeah, but yeah finger. There's

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Speaker 1: so much you miss out of containers. Like on our

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Speaker 1: girls chat Halla posted the other day, she was like,

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Speaker 1: does anyone ever does anyone relate to this? You pull

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Speaker 1: out a it was a jelly jar and it had

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Speaker 1: just like nothing in it, just like the remnants of

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Speaker 1: jelly that her husband put back into the refrigerator thinking

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Speaker 1: that something could be had from it. I guess he, like,

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Speaker 1: I thought he was just pulling the movie that I do,

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Speaker 1: which is like I don't want to clean it right now.

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Speaker 1: I'll just clean it later, but I'll refrigerate it until then,

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Speaker 1: so it doesn't like smell bad in the recycling.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so do you guys ever do that? Do you

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Speaker 4: like put a full an empty thing back in?

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm never more optimistic than when I

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Speaker 2: take there's like a little bit of peanut butter left

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Speaker 2: in the jar. Yeah, I think that could cover an

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Speaker 2: entire piece of bread, even though it's probably not even

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Speaker 2: worthy of being put in.

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Speaker 4: The trash, right, Yeah, do you get frustrated when you

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Speaker 4: see that? Or you someone that puts it in?

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Speaker 5: Well, here's the thing. I'm the other.

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Speaker 3: I'm somebody who puts it back in. This is like

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Speaker 3: an actual recurring fight I had with my w That's

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Speaker 3: what I found.

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Speaker 1: For everyone. It's someone One person is the put her

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Speaker 1: in our and one person is the why did you

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Speaker 3: I'm just like I do think I could get a

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Speaker 3: little bit more like jam, Like I know there's some

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Speaker 3: there and I'm like, I'm not going to be disgusting

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Speaker 3: and like, you know, shove it into my mouth. I'll

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Speaker 3: wait and like knife it on something.

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Speaker 4: Yes, or you'll scrape the inside with the thing that

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Speaker 4: you're eating.

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Speaker 3: Now here's where I become very guilty, and my wife

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Speaker 3: is right, is I did this two days ago, and

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Speaker 3: then yesterday when I was making a peanut butter and

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Speaker 3: jelly sandwich, I just took out the Yeah they direct

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Speaker 3: eye contact.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I know. I made a change in my life.

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Speaker 2: I decided it's not worth the time to try to

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Speaker 2: scrape out the fifteen cents worth of peanut butter from

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Speaker 2: the jar. I am just throwing it away and getting

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Speaker 2: a new one every single time. It's about time management.

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Speaker 2: Can I say more thing about containers though? While we're

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Speaker 2: on this subject, can people who make containers. I don't

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Speaker 2: know if anyone any of the besties make containers, but

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Speaker 2: can you stop putting the little lip that goes underneath

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Speaker 2: the lip? You know how like the container is a

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Speaker 2: certain width and then all of a sudden there's like

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Speaker 2: a lip at the top of it.

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Speaker 5: It can ring.

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Speaker 2: It's like a little bit wider than the can on.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, that's the a's the outside. I'm

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Speaker 2: talking about the inside. And then everything gets stuck in

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Speaker 2: that lip when you're trying to get it out.

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Speaker 1: Just make it the same, make it the same. Do

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Speaker 1: you want you to buy it?

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Speaker 5: I know what you're talking about. I know what you're

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Speaker 5: talking I don't know what you I don't know what

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Speaker 5: the reasoning is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm more like preach like I have nothing to add. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm just like you're right, get rid of that lip.

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Speaker 1: They're so I mean, like stop making shampoos and conditioners

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Speaker 1: and like really structurally set, like the way you described

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Speaker 1: Noah before, structurally sound robust that are like you can't squeeze,

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Speaker 1: and so then they get stuck on the top and

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Speaker 1: it's like you know what's in there and you can't

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Speaker 1: even cut through them. Because I'll cut all my beauty

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Speaker 1: products and like screep out the stuff because it's like

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Speaker 1: eighty bucks for some of these things, and you're leaving

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Speaker 1: water in it to get the rest of it out,

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Speaker 1: shake it up.

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Speaker 5: Keep it in. The laziness is why I don't throw

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Speaker 5: it away, like because I'll just put it in the fridge.

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Speaker 5: The last bit I'll buy a new one, so I

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Speaker 5: have like three, Like.

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Speaker 4: It's crazy because the laziness is such an eighty d thing.

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Speaker 1: Rachel Finestein and I were talking about this of like

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Speaker 1: you just I think a part of add which I

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Speaker 1: found that a lot of people just attribute qualities about

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Speaker 1: themselves they don't like to add. Yeah, It's like everything

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Speaker 1: that you don't like about yourself is just add but

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Speaker 1: you just screw on tops like a little bit like

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Speaker 1: or you don't screw on them on it all that

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Speaker 1: is the thing I do all the time. Or you

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Speaker 1: just like why is how hard is it to throw

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Speaker 1: away something? But I'm stressed out by making trash, so

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Speaker 1: if I hold onto it, it's a hoarding thing too.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure it's all part of the spectrum.

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Speaker 1: Of like hoarding, like if I and and I know

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Speaker 1: I need to clean it in order to recycle it properly,

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Speaker 1: but even recycling I know as a sham, and so

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Speaker 1: I just feel guilty about the whole fucking thing.

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Speaker 4: So I just keep it in the refrigerator forever.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Amen. It almost feels like why do we do anything

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Speaker 3: like truly, it's just this is how we already just

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Speaker 3: start they is bad and die, Like I really like,

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Speaker 3: I think this all. I thought it this morning. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: there's just no point to getting up and doing a

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Speaker 3: Monday is my.

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Speaker 4: Point about it.

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Speaker 1: I was listening to Tim Dylan's podcast, which, by the way,

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Speaker 1: his new show that Brian Franzi is the showrunner up

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Speaker 1: comes out yesterday.

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Speaker 3: It's out.

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Speaker 4: It's out baby on Netflix.

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Speaker 2: This is your country watching it and don't whatever you do,

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Speaker 2: don't hit play and then stop it five minutes in.

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Speaker 2: That is worse than not watching it.

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Speaker 1: Wow, okay, I'm going to start watching watch people's specials

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Speaker 1: only four minutes.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, if you want to hurt you not watching it,

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Speaker 2: that's right.

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Speaker 3: You hit play, you go.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I guess the algorithm thinks I should like this,

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Speaker 2: and then four minutes in you hit stop.

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Speaker 3: Then it goes WHOA wrong?

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Speaker 1: Because when I stop four minutes before or five minutes

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Speaker 1: into something, yeah, it means I literally hate it, like

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Speaker 1: I it's they they're right to think that, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's when you turn it off. If you last more

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Speaker 1: than five minutes, you love it. Yeah, six minutes it's

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Speaker 1: like my favorite show.

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Speaker 2: Four or five minutes is I think about what I

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Speaker 2: give a show?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I turn it off, commit to the whole episode,

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Speaker 1: like just you.

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Speaker 3: Don't have to watch it. Just hit play and let

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Speaker 3: it run.

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Speaker 1: That's what I always say, Yeah, hit play and let

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Speaker 1: it run. But I was listening to Tim's podcast and

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Speaker 1: he said, speaking of like why do we even get

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Speaker 1: out of bed? He was like the he pointed out,

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Speaker 1: the only people that get out of bed in the

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Speaker 1: morning that are like charged up about life are the

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Speaker 1: ones that are like wanting like to create war, like

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Speaker 1: the war mess, like the gray suit, black eyed horrible

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Speaker 1: people of the world. Are the only ones that wake

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Speaker 1: up with like a purpose in the morning to like

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Speaker 1: make more war. Let's start up, he goes, let's he

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Speaker 1: just wants let's convince, let's get people riled up about

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Speaker 1: a war in a place they've never been. He was like,

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Speaker 1: let's let's make this war look like a new bakery.

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Speaker 5: Opening in down.

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Speaker 1: So it was so true because it's like so hard.

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Speaker 1: The only people that are motivated are scumbags.

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Speaker 3: Truly, and this guy's not a scumbag. But does anyone

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Speaker 3: follow Tony P and DC on Instagram? No, He's like

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Speaker 3: a local newscaster who is basically honestly, if you follow him,

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Speaker 3: follow him. It's the funniest thing. He posts his day

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Speaker 3: every day and he is like a sim he is.

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Speaker 3: He wakes up excited, he eats the same thing every day,

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Speaker 3: he goes to work, he goes to like karaoke with

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Speaker 3: friends that he's back and like. But it's just like

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Speaker 3: he has the same expression on his face the entire time.

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Speaker 5: People love.

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Speaker 3: He's so interest He's like he's like a newscast, so

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Speaker 1: It's way funnier if people would have thought you knew

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Speaker 1: Then he asked talking about looking for his keys. He

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Speaker 5: Well, even like these people they go, oh, you can't

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Speaker 4: I can't handle it.

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Speaker 1: Anytime he pops up, he has bad news for my life.

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Speaker 5: I had a great time.

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Speaker 5: And I'm not drinking right and you're not drinking.

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Speaker 5: And we're having I can't wait to see that. Mango

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Speaker 1: That is cute.

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Speaker 5: I love that and then embarrassing. No, that's sweet.

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Speaker 1: So you but you had fun even though you had

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Speaker 5: I think what helps is it's outside and there's a

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Speaker 5: They're gonna love me for for bringing it up, now, okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He won the show by convincing Sarah to fall in

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,040
Speaker 1: Spray tnds for dogs or something.

446
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,200
Speaker 5: It was uh it.

447
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

448
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:08,439
Speaker 1: And so then Garrett came back season two and caused

449
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,800
Speaker 1: a stir. Then he was He's just a perfect villain

450
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,000
Speaker 1: and I love him so much.

451
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,119
Speaker 5: He's even better in the wild. Was he is?

452
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,159
Speaker 4: He coupled up right now.

453
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:20,119
Speaker 5: He had a dog. He had a little like, you know, shits,

454
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,479
Speaker 5: and he just put it on his shoulder to get pussy,

455
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,680
Speaker 5: like it's everything he does is to get Yeah. So

456
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,240
Speaker 5: he just walks around with the dog and.

457
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,119
Speaker 4: Say hi to him and yeah, didn't remember you.

458
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,600
Speaker 3: He did, Oh that's nice.

459
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,240
Speaker 5: And I was like, you know, I'm the guy from

460
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,240
Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, I know, And I still don't know

461
00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:38,959
Speaker 5: he didn't know. There's no way we did.

462
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,000
Speaker 1: Nice to see you, Nice to see you.

463
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,240
Speaker 4: But I've heard so many nice to see yous.

464
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,800
Speaker 1: And this town is insane with nice to see you,

465
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,800
Speaker 1: and I when someone says to me, I just go, oh,

466
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:51,639
Speaker 1: they don't know who I am.

467
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,440
Speaker 4: It doesn't save you anything with me.

468
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 3: But that's good because literally it was like I can't

469
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,359
Speaker 3: remember who told me to do it, but it was

470
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,439
Speaker 3: like an older white guy and I always listened to them.

471
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, and.

472
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,879
Speaker 3: They were like, the most important thing is nice to

473
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:08,200
Speaker 3: see you.

474
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,960
Speaker 1: It just you know, we talked about the podcast before,

475
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,440
Speaker 1: because if you say I nice to meet you, the

476
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,280
Speaker 1: person could say we've met before, and then you feel

477
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,439
Speaker 1: like an idiot. So nice to see you gets It's

478
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,119
Speaker 1: it could be the first time you're meeting them or

479
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 1: I've seen you again, but it really isn't. It means

480
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if we've met before, you aren't important

481
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 1: to me enough to remember, and I'm going to play

482
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,440
Speaker 1: it safe. And by the way, no one says nice

483
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,159
Speaker 1: to see you the first time they meet someone. I

484
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,760
Speaker 1: don't know what we're getting away with with that party.

485
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,320
Speaker 1: That's a weird thing to say to someone the first

486
00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 1: time you meet them.

487
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,800
Speaker 4: So but yeah, filled with it.

488
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:41,679
Speaker 3: I have a solution.

489
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:46,200
Speaker 2: You just say hi, how are you yeah, instead of

490
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,639
Speaker 2: it nice to see you, nice to meet you.

491
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,639
Speaker 1: I nice to see someone yesterday. I have to admit it.

492
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 1: And I felt like it left a bad taste in it,

493
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,919
Speaker 1: like literally. I was like lah afterwards, because I was, oh,

494
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,880
Speaker 1: it's it's infiltrated me because I went to I got

495
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,359
Speaker 1: to go. My agent asked me if I wanted to

496
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 1: go to the Chargers Chiefs game yesterday. And I got

497
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 1: into town and I was supposed to get into town

498
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,440
Speaker 1: midday from Vegas. I was in Vegas this week and

499
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 1: with Spade, and then I just changed the flight to

500
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,680
Speaker 1: fly in the morning, asked for an extra ticket because

501
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,119
Speaker 1: he gave me two.

502
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 4: I got three.

503
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 1: I brought my mom and dad and we were in

504
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: the owner's box, which I didn't know we were in

505
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 1: the owner's box. We walked into Chiefs gear. Oh god,

506
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,600
Speaker 1: but it's like where the Rams play too, so like

507
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 1: it's not it can be any.

508
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 3: The owner of the stadium Chargers. Oh god.

509
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 4: I didn't realize Chargers.

510
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,920
Speaker 1: Texted my agent right away and I was like because

511
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,399
Speaker 1: I go to my mom and go, oh, no what

512
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, it's fine.

513
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 4: And then she finds out the owner's box.

514
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,439
Speaker 1: Because she did, I go, I don't think we're supposed

515
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 1: to because everyone's in Chargers gear. To be fair, I

516
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 1: didn't know the Chargers were a team until ten am

517
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: that morning. Like, I didn't know.

518
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:52,400
Speaker 5: Taylor.

519
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,200
Speaker 4: Their logo is a guy fiery tupe.

520
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 5: I don't like it.

521
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,040
Speaker 1: I don't even understand, Like how what did you say.

522
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 3: How much Taylor Swift?

523
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 5: You think her being there was the reason why you

524
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,639
Speaker 5: changed up everything? Well, she wasn't there, I know, no,

525
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 5: but you thinking that she was going to be there, No,

526
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,360
Speaker 5: I would have. I'm fully committed to Chiefs. I've bought

527
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 5: like hundreds of dollars worth the Chief Scaar. I'm ready,

528
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 5: like I'm gonna go to all the games that I can.

529
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 5: And I also think it's I felt alarmed at first,

530
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 5: and my mom found out was the owner's box and

531
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 5: she goes, Nick, we're not supposed to be. And then

532
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 5: another agent from Utah it was like a UTA box

533
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,159
Speaker 5: too that I don't even know if the owner was there,

534
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 5: but it definitely was the owner's box. I mean, I

535
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 5: have the bracelet.

536
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 4: I just took it off.

537
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,119
Speaker 1: It says owners on it, and I was like, I

538
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: didn't know, And so I texted my agent. I'm like,

539
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 1: am I'm in Chief Scaar And he was like it's okay.

540
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 1: You know Andrew, this other agent is in chief Scare

541
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: and he was the only one other one in the bucks.

542
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: And then there was another girl, Marissa, that showed up,

543
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: but everyone else was in Chargers. But then before they

544
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 1: showed up, I was feeling awkward about it. And then

545
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: I like had to talk to myself and I was like, Nikki,

546
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:57,120
Speaker 1: this isn't this is a sport, Like it's sports.

547
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 4: Who gives a shit if you are wearing red?

548
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: And honestly, the only reason I'm wearing red is because

549
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,439
Speaker 1: my favorite person's dating one of the players. If nothing matters,

550
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm I was happy for the Chargers when they did well.

551
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: I liked like, But the thing is, most of the

552
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 1: people there were cheese fans.

553
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 2: The Chargers famously are very used to having the opposing

554
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 2: teams fans in the stand. It was crazy they have

555
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 2: no fans. The Chargers have more fans in Mexico than

556
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 2: they do in America because they used to be a

557
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 2: San Diego team and that's so close to the border.

558
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 2: When the Chargers played a game in Mexico City, they

559
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 2: had the most fans there that they've ever had at

560
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 2: a stadium.

561
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: They should move to mex Latino day there too. They're

562
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: really trying to hone in on that market.

563
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 5: I believe their.

564
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 2: Quarterback was Philip Rivers and in Mexico City they call

565
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 2: them Felipe Rios.

566
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: It was there was a good vibe. I liked the

567
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 1: Chargers fans, but there were more phone chargers in that crowd.

568
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 1: I was like, they should change their logos have a

569
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,719
Speaker 1: phone charger because chargers are so important to everything. Yes,

570
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: a little lightning doesn't really anything, But I think the

571
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,360
Speaker 1: Chiefs are also cultural now, like even if you don't

572
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: follow football, you know about the chief It's so true.

573
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 3: Kind of America is like every decade has no no, no,

574
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 3: every decade has like they're the enemy. Now.

575
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 2: The Chiefs are like the Patriots.

576
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 3: I know, well have to hate that they can't just.

577
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 4: Keep you can't watch like watch Court.

578
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 1: Even Chris is a little bit like doesn't really love

579
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: the Chiefs because they mean that Saint Louis will never

580
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 1: get a football team. And and there's another reason too.

581
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: He's just like there're he only roots for teams that

582
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: the city like needs it.

583
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I only root for teams that like completely suck

584
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 3: and hurt my feelings. And like a team that win

585
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,640
Speaker 3: it and that's always winning is just like I don't

586
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 3: understand it. I can't get on the word.

587
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know well now because we all know

588
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: why I'm on board. But I'm also like, after watching

589
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 1: Quarterback on Netflix, I love Pat Mahomes so much. I

590
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: think he's so funny. I think he's charismatic. I'm sure

591
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: every quarterback has this because I even liked Kirk Cousins,

592
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: who they covered on that.

593
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Cousins a great guy too.

594
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: If you give me a documentary about an athlete, I

595
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 1: will fall in love with them.

596
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

597
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't wait for that one.

598
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 3: No, I'm actually a guy loves well.

599
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 4: Aaron Hernandas.

600
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: I do feel for because did you watch that show yet? No,

601
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: I'm not really interested in Maybe I would be because

602
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 1: I did love the docu drama about OJ Juice David Swimmer.

603
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: I loved that, but I didn't. I was seeing the

604
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 1: ad for the Hernandez one and I feel for that guy.

605
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 1: I mean he was like closeted. Yeah, he couldn't come out.

606
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 1: He hated himself.

607
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 3: His dad was a piece of shit who was like

608
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 3: really hard on him, Like like I'm like I get it,

609
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 3: you just got it now.

610
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 4: Murdered to hurt people, murder people.

611
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true, but so yeah, I just felt like

612
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter that I'm like ultimately, like I had

613
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 1: to dismantle it and be like, is this a bad am?

614
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: I a bad person because I'm in the owner box.

615
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 1: It's like no, because if the owner's here, he's a

616
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: billionaire who gives a ship. He'll get over me wearing

617
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: a red shirt and his day.

618
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 4: There's a problem. But you were having box. I was

619
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 4: also at a box yesterday.

620
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 5: We saw something in me and I threatened him, I remember,

621
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 5: with a knife and he's like, dude, you're cool.

622
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 4: It was like, you're well, you can pick up wrappers

623
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 4: in my box.

624
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 5: He don't really help Jason Nash anymore. I think maybe

625
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 5: I can fill.

626
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: Avoid Whose box were you in?

627
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 5: I was in? Uh this guy? Uh he's a chief

628
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 5: fan too. I didn't know and I should have been

629
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 5: charge your gear?

630
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 3: Literally, Yeah.

631
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: Can I just say this experience like thank you to

632
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 1: my agent, Nick Nusiphoro for reaching out to me and

633
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: being like, do you want to go to this game?

634
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: Because I was like sure, Oh that's great. Oh it'll

635
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: be a box, love it. That'll be so fun to

636
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: bring my parents to. Guys. He was like, I'm going

637
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: to get you a vip escort too, and I was

638
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: like okay, just like was like sure, I had the

639
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: tailor swift treatment. Like it's very famous now to see

640
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: her get on those golf carts, get out of the suva,

641
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: get on the golf cart, kind of be paraded through

642
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: the wings of the like it I got to do that.

643
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: I was like dad filming because it was I entered

644
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: exactly where she would enter at so far it was

645
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: so cool. We went underground these like we had our

646
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,360
Speaker 1: car sniffed by dogs to go underground.

647
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:23,159
Speaker 2: It was.

648
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 4: And then we were like lead in and we got

649
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 4: to this box and the buffet. I don't know if

650
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 4: you experience this.

651
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 1: I can't believe the food that was at this get

652
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: we got. There was a sushi bar, there was rotisserie chicken,

653
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: there was charcooterie, I mean any food. There was a

654
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: candy wall of just every full sized candy you could

655
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: even imagine It's pieces, but not Reese's cups.

656
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 4: Sorry, so not everyone that you can.

657
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: No, but the full size like full size full Sizeese's pieces,

658
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: em Twizzlers.

659
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 5: I mean it was.

660
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: And there were hundreds of people that had access to

661
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: this because there's a couple different owners boxes and then

662
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: it would open up into this cafeteria setting. It was incredible.

663
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: I I had the best time, and I kind of

664
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: understood the game, yeah, which is fun, Like I knew

665
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 1: what was kind of happening. But here's my new thing

666
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: is that I have always felt so embarrassed to cheer

667
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: for football because I don't know what's happening, and so

668
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: I always kind of wait a couple seconds after everyone

669
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: else is cheering to like really get on board. But

670
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: now that I understand, I can like cheer when I

671
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: know something's happening. But I'm still so like, uh nervous

672
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: about cheering at the wrong time that I still wait,

673
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: like even though I know what's going on. Like yesterday,

674
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: I cheered because I got wrapped up in it, Like

675
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: the Chiefs did something that I was excited about, and

676
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: I was cheering, and then but then everyone was cheering,

677
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, no, that must be the Chargers.

678
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 4: But then I realized that everyone there was.

679
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: It was half a man.

680
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 4: It was maybe probably more Chiefs fans.

681
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the Chiefs weren't doing well at first, and

682
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: so it was the first time the Chiefs, like and

683
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: it was so loud that I thought it was Chargers

684
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: and I got really really embarrassed, and then I realized

685
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: that it was. But I don't know if you guys

686
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: relate to anything like that where you don't know what

687
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: you're doing and you have to like kind of fake it.

688
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 3: Yes, this is literally how I watched Frasier is when

689
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 3: the audience will laugh, I would laugh like I think

690
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 3: I get it.

691
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 5: I think I did that at Dmitri Martin.

692
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he stops strong. I think there are

693
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: people that don't know, like the people don't understand comedy

694
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: and do have to the way I watch football and

695
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: like kind of wait for.

696
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 5: I remember looking at the people and they would look

697
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 5: tracks of studio audiences are so important for comedy.

698
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: They are fuckingial, don't no, You're so right. It's like

699
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: and even here's another thing that you don't know you

700
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: need an assistance on is lyrics. You think you'll know

701
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: a song and you'll sing along with it, but you

702
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: don't realize that you're kind of singing a millisecond after

703
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: the words. Because the other day gen z m sent

704
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: me a TikTok or she was like, we got to

705
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: do this trend where I would sit and behind me, oh,

706
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: like I'm not facing it. Are the lyrics to like

707
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: a song like Espresso, you know Sabrina Carpenter And I'm like,

708
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: I don't need the fucking lyrics. I can sing that.

709
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: And she's like, you should do that where you sing

710
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 1: the lyrics and you we see how well you do

711
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: behind you. And I'm like, oh, I'm gonna ace. I

712
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: go that's dumb because I would one hundred percent know it.

713
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, we've got a confident girl

714
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: on her hands, and I go. I was on a

715
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: treadmill talking to her. I was like, I bet you anything,

716
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: I can do it. So I pulled up an instrumental

717
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: just on my phone and put my phone down to

718
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: see if I could do it, and I bombed right away.

719
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 5: Wow.

720
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 3: Because also the lyrics to Espresso are so bizarre.

721
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: And like pull it up right Things of the night

722
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: basically like.

723
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 3: They wrote it in like Japanese, translate the English, translated

724
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 3: it to German, then translated back right.

725
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: They're insane.

726
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 3: It's it's bizarre. It's very Ai. Yes me Espresso is

727
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 3: like the chorus is bizarre, Like you're so.

728
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: Right, what isn't that me? Espressoh like that means anything.

729
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: Hit me Baby one more time. No one questioned that either,

730
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: And that was a Swedish thing.

731
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was just Max Marta. Max Martin, like is

732
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 3: the sweetish genius. He created all these pop songs that

733
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 3: don't mean anything.

734
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: He thought hit me I believe I could get this wrong,

735
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: but he believed. He thought it meant like like call

736
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: me up again.

737
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, like hit me up.

738
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: And no one said, hey, this doesn't this isn't the

739
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: We shouldn't have a young girl saying hit me baby

740
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: one more time about a guy she's dating.

741
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and he just kept going jah job.

742
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 5: I do think like, if you're sweet, the less words

743
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,479
Speaker 5: you know in English, the better pop songwriter you're going

744
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 5: to be, because it has to simplify the same with

745
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 5: a lot of comics that English as their second language,

746
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 5: I feel like, oh, they're good because they make everything

747
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 5: so simple because they only know two hundred English words

748
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 5: to pick from.

749
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 3: Oh right, right, like gad L M A.

750
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: L L.

751
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: Say his last l L.

752
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, yeah he's the boy, Oh man, gad.

753
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: I have dad stories. I have gads and gods of stories,

754
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: but I can't help but see the twin towers on

755
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: your shirt.

756
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 3: I know I did. I didn't realize that we're on

757
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 3: here until.

758
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: You take them off.

759
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, sharp the sky you know, it's just nice to remember.

760
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: It was nice to remember.

761
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 4: It was a great part of the skyline.

762
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 3: What a skyline?

763
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 2: I mean, those were the days.

764
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: I didn't know what they were though until they went

765
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: down because I was in a p English Yes, got

766
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: a five on the exam.

767
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 4: Proud moment in my life.

768
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: But I was in a English when when it happened,

769
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: and it was over the intercom and my teacher obviously

770
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: was horrified and like, oh my god, and I just go,

771
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: what are the what's the Twin Tower? What's the World

772
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: Trade Center? And I just remember going, you don't know

773
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: what the World Trade Center is? And like really shamed me.

774
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 4: That's what I remember for that day, being shamed about it.

775
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 5: It was really.

776
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 3: Never forgetting to jump. I went to high school where

777
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 3: like you're on one first floor, thirty five percent of

778
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 3: the students of my high school parents worked at the

779
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 3: World Trade Center, so like everyone was on cell phones crying,

780
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 3: but my parents didn't, so I was like.

781
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 5: Walking like yeah, like I yeah, yeah.

782
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 3: It was two thousand and one, and I remember my

783
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 3: whole nine eleven as we ran the mile in the

784
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 3: first period and then second period it happened and we

785
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 3: all got to like go home because everyone was so

786
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 3: connected to it. Yeah, and I remember this that I

787
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 3: was just like, why could it have happened like forty

788
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 3: five minutes early before them?

789
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: It sounds like a good time for the like, like

790
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: I remember being really pleased with that.

791
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 4: Running the Sorry, what were you going to say?

792
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 5: No when you're swet any like you're sweaty after the

793
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 5: mile and then you have to put on your school

794
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 5: clothes and then you're sweaty under your clothes running the mile.

795
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 4: I think fifth grade I remember was the first mile.

796
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 4: What about you guys like.

797
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: When yeah around then, Kid's a really for us at

798
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: least it was a pivotal day when it was like

799
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: the mile run to it, Yes, like it really And

800
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: I still remember Matt Johnson got like a five twenty five.

801
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 5: Oh wow. There was always from kid that broke six.

802
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: Yeah that was shout out Matt Johnson. Yeah there like

803
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,879
Speaker 1: and then there was and then the poor kid who

804
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: would get like twenty four, like you know, like the

805
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 1: kid that would walk and everyone would like clap, yeah,

806
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: oh that is like that's not fair to do to kids.

807
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: If you want to sit out the mile, you should

808
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 1: be able to. Here's my stance on gym. Kids should

809
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 1: be able to sit at the fuck out because some

810
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: of us are not coordinated. We don't like throwing, we

811
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: don't like balls flying at us. We should be able

812
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: to cheer on the sidelines and know our place, Like

813
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: you should have autonomy as a child to know what

814
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: you like and what you don't like and not be

815
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: forced to do some thing you don't want to do.

816
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 3: Yes, and it's all. It's all Arnold Schwarzenegger's fault. It

817
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 3: is his fault for starting that, like Presidential Fitness sports

818
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 3: nigger started.

819
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:09,760
Speaker 5: He started.

820
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 3: It was like the first sports person. Maybe it's George Bush.

821
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna blame Arnold for this.

822
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 4: We have like the president's signature on it on it.

823
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're like yeah, like.

824
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,959
Speaker 3: I would always do really well on everything, but flexibility,

825
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 3: Like when I had that board.

826
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 5: The board of all that board was horrible.

827
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 3: I hated and I hated Arnold Schwarzenegger because of it.

828
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 3: Because we had to watch a video before we started

829
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 3: the Presidential Fitness and he was like talking about how

830
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 3: this is going to help you become like a muscle boy.

831
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: Remember we were all jumping rope for our heart, jump

832
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: for heart like that was like a.

833
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 5: And I farted on on the second sit up and

834
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 5: I got four sit ups because it's so hard, and.

835
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 3: I was it was like it was such a.

836
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 5: Loud part like it was. I think that should have

837
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 5: been I should have been able to go again. I

838
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 5: thought it was a very presidential.

839
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 3: All right, we'll be back.

840
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: Up for this. I was in Vegas this weekend, and

841
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,919
Speaker 1: I won't say who I was with, but I bought

842
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: invited to like a private like gambling room for some

843
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 1: high roll I guess, and i'll tell you off air,

844
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: but I'm sure I could say it. But I don't

845
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: really know this person well enough to know if they'd

846
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: like but yeah, yeah, if they get it, I can

847
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: just say, like, I'm sorry, I had to.

848
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 5: I feel like I get it really quick. Yeah you're

849
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 5: in Vegas, Dana White. No, wow.

850
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 3: But I mean, here's the thing. This weekend, everyone was

851
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 3: everyone sang.

852
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 2: Fast, it's not a woman, they're not a famous YouTuber. No,

853
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 2: and they're more than forty yeah, okay.

854
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 5: More than forty.

855
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 2: They're alive.

856
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, is there are they a singer, No, they live

857
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 5: in Vegas?

858
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 3: Or an actor? No, not really a magician?

859
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: No?

860
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 2: Link with sports? No, uh, play the lead role in

861
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 2: a movie.

862
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 3: No a jabb awakee, I'm just named it.

863
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:27,959
Speaker 2: They run for president? No on a popular TV show?

864
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 3: No?

865
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: Is it a pop singer?

866
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:37,720
Speaker 2: No. Citizen of the US. Yes. Do they own a company?

867
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 1: Yeah?

868
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 5: A man or woman?

869
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 3: Do we do that it's a man? Right?

870
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 5: Yeah?

871
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 3: Okay.

872
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 2: Are they associated with technology?

873
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: No?

874
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 2: Link with food? No? Are they white?

875
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 1: Yes?

876
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 2: Are they linked with cinema? No? The fuck they talk

877
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 2: about the government? Are they linked with advertising? Are they

878
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 2: Are they boss of an important company?

879
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,879
Speaker 1: I mean I would say yes, but like I don't

880
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: know that the achnator knows that yet.

881
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,240
Speaker 3: Okay?

882
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 2: Have they published books? What is this person done? Are

883
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 2: they famous thanks to television?

884
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 3: Yeah?

885
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 2: Okay. Are they from Nickelodeon? No? No? Do they wear

886
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 2: a suit? No they do they appear in the first

887
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 2: season of a show? No?

888
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, I would say no.

889
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 2: Associated with comedy yes, okay. Are they a stand up comedian?

890
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 5: Yes?

891
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: Okay, wait when it says it, will you just show

892
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: it to me?

893
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:44,760
Speaker 2: Do they live in Texas?

894
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 3: No?

895
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 4: How many questions do we are we at now?

896
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 2: Is it almost Are they chubby? No?

897
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 5: Do you think I think?

898
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 3: I know?

899
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,720
Speaker 2: Okay, it's guessing.

900
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: No, it's not the on.

901
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 5: He is the CEO of.

902
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 3: Twice podcast. Okay, so does it start with a K?

903
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 2: No? Do they have a podcast?

904
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: So final thought, Uh, this person, uh never let me down.

905
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: But this person was with their friends that were the

906
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: really this person was a high roller, but this person

907
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: was with people that were So I'm sitting at this

908
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 1: table and are you playing?

909
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 4: No, I'm just like there to hang.

910
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 2: What's the stakes?

911
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you.

912
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:38,919
Speaker 1: So, I'm like they're playing back rat okay, And there's

913
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: also like a blackjack table for like a little bit

914
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: lower bets for people. Like there's probably like five of

915
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 1: us in the room and I'm just sitting there hanging

916
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: with my friend and then he has two friends and

917
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: his two friends. I'm just looking at like I'm kind

918
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 1: of like looking at their chips, but I'm not like

919
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 1: paying attention. And then I would say, twenty minutes in,

920
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, I should look at the amounts of these

921
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: chips because it's like maybe shows some interest in the game.

922
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,959
Speaker 4: The lowest what do you think the lowest.

923
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 5: Chip was.

924
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 3: One thousand dollars, one thousand.

925
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: Dollars with the lest ship. And then I look over

926
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: and I see four giant stacks of a color of chip.

927
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: My god, and that ship.

928
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe.

929
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: I had to like cover one of my eyes because

930
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: I'm bioptic because of lasac to see. I thought it

931
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 1: was a twenty five.

932
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 4: I'm bioptic.

933
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 3: I had one.

934
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 1: I had one of my eyes lasick, so it means

935
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: one of my eyes sees close up, one of my

936
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 1: eyes is far away, and together they join and I

937
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 1: can do both.

938
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 4: That's pretty awesome. Look into it. If you want to

939
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,439
Speaker 4: do lasik, just get one eye done lasik plus.

940
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: So I like literally was just like covering one eye

941
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: so I couldee because I thought's a twenty five hundred

942
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: dollars and it was twenty five thousand dollar chips yea.

943
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 4: And four giant stacks. And then I'm trying to have conversation,

944
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 4: but also.

945
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: One okay, then three three three, that's nine, that one's ten,

946
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: That one's a million dollars. Was sitting in it and

947
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: I watched someone when I wear someone win one point

948
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:06,439
Speaker 1: two million dollars up one point two then go down

949
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,399
Speaker 1: to point eight. We walked out because it was done.

950
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: And we walked out, and the guy that just one

951
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: one point it was a little or point eight, was

952
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 1: a little bummed. But I didn't know what had happened.

953
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: I only know this afterwards, and I asked my friend.

954
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: I was like, and he went to go cash out

955
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: the guy that won, and I asked my friend, I

956
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 1: was like, what, like, is did he just lose like

957
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 1: a lot?

958
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 5: Like what happened?

959
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, no, he's up point eight. And I go,

960
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: why is he like bombed? He's like, oh, because he

961
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: was up one point two. And I'm like that that

962
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: just was funny to me. Then he came back and

963
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 1: he was a little and he had one hundred thousand

964
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: dollars in his stomach and his sweater zipped up a

965
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: check for four hundred thousand, and then his buddy ran

966
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: up two hundred thousand and put it in the safe upstairs,

967
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 1: like ran past us to like fucking run, and then

968
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: he took that one hundred to go to another casino

969
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: at three in the morning, at this point two in

970
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: the morning, to go to.

971
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 4: Another casido to spend it.

972
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: But his the guy was just kind of like man

973
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: god damn it, you know, kind of a little bit bombed,

974
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 1: like the way we would be a few twenty bucks

975
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: on a slot and uh and I go, but you

976
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: but you're up zero point eight and he was like yeah.

977
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, he goes, but it could have been.

978
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: And I go, that money was never yours and he goes, oh,

979
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: we need her around more of like it. I was like,

980
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: it wasn't yours. It was just that was just it

981
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: was in the air for a second, but it was

982
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: it was never yours. And he was like that really,

983
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: And I feel like I did help him.

984
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 4: He was really really nice.

985
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,919
Speaker 1: Then they gave those two buddies gave me a ride

986
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: back to my hotel and I and I just I

987
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: got in the car and oh. I even turned to

988
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: my friend while I'm watching my friend play, and I

989
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,359
Speaker 1: just was like, what's it like to be that rich?

990
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 3: I was like, what is that?

991
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: Because I know you, and I know there was a

992
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: time eight years ago where a hundred dollars chip would

993
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,240
Speaker 1: have been and you're just throwing thousands out like nothing,

994
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: like literally they're putting them in front of me like

995
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 1: you did. And I was like, get this away from me,

996
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: and he was like, it's it's pretty crazy. But then

997
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 1: these guys, I go, were you guys born rich? And

998
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: they were like, oh god no, I go, can you

999
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: can you believe what just happened tonight? Like I feel

1000
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: like these we need of like a like to check

1001
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: in with themselves that you just won point eight million dollars. Yeah,

1002
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 1: it's crazy, like.

1003
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 2: More money than most people will make it a life.

1004
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, it's wild, and I just it's just

1005
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: why they make them chips, because the chips, you just

1006
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: it just five thousand dollars chip. I'm just like that

1007
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: chip could change so many people's lives, that just little

1008
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: piece of plastic.

1009
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. There's a famous story about Charles Barclay. He lost

1010
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 3: two million dollars once playing at the wind Like lost

1011
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 3: two million, and then an interview they were asking what

1012
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 3: was that Like He's like, everyone focuses on the fact

1013
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 3: that I lost two million. I was up six million

1014
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 3: to start the night. I thought that was so healthy

1015
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 3: of him to view it that way. Yeah, I all

1016
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:48,399
Speaker 3: just have fun.

1017
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: I'll make more money, yes, And that's the kind of

1018
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: the These guys didn't seem to have like addictions, like

1019
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: they weren't for them it wasn't that much money.

1020
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, once you have that much money, it really is

1021
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 2: just fun. I mean you can't really, but how.

1022
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: Can people be waiting on them? You know, like there's

1023
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: there's a guy running the table, there's a guy dealing

1024
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: the cards. Like those people they're just how do they

1025
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: not I know?

1026
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,240
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, the casino if you if you're a high roller,

1027
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 2: then the casino will just put staff members around you.

1028
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 3: Do you want to staff?

1029
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: Like, like, everyone just seems so normal about it, and

1030
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 1: I was like, this isn't normal. I need to bring

1031
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: you all back to reality for a second. They know it.

1032
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 3: Fucking rules to be working the high roller room because

1033
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 3: you're getting taking one of those chips. You exactly, you're

1034
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,919
Speaker 3: getting tipped better than any other table. Like you're getting

1035
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 3: tipped like you're like, people have too much five months pay.

1036
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: Point, Well, there should be a limit. It should be

1037
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 2: one hundred million dollars tops is how much money you

1038
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 2: can have and then the rest needs to be given back.

1039
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: Too much money. Even we don't one hundred million, let's

1040
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: make it twenty million.

1041
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 2: And that one hundred million, you do want to have

1042
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 2: generational wealth that you can put into a trust for

1043
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 2: three to five generations.

1044
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: You can put three million into a trust for your

1045
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 1: kids and it will be they'll be a Okay.

1046
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 3: We're still going to have terrible papers.

1047
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 2: But one hundred million, one hundred million dollars is not

1048
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 2: a lot of money compared to what people have now.

1049
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 1: People have imrillion, brillion dollar, twenty million every that's the most.

1050
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 2: That's well, that that's I think that the incentivizes capitalism.

1051
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 2: If it's only twenty million.

1052
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: Okay, one hundred million, yeah, is a goal that most

1053
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: people cannot achieve and can still climb that mountain.

1054
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's a good idea.

1055
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.

1056
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 4: It's what have you guys ever seen that much money?

1057
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: Like I've never seen Like, you know, John Lady has

1058
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: a bit about like one hundred million dollars cash.

1059
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 4: I would stand.

1060
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: I would wait online, I paid money, I pay money

1061
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: to see that much have my money added and for

1062
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: an extra dollar, you can have your money added to

1063
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: the million dollars.

1064
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 4: I I just have never seen that much money.

1065
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 3: No, I mean I would. I would probably faint see it,

1066
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 3: like it was excited at the realization of twenty five

1067
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 3: like four stacks of that because like I've seen people

1068
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 3: with like five hundred like a whole like big thing,

1069
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 3: and I'm like, so doing five times that, Like.

1070
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 5: It was just I remember doing it. I was addicted

1071
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 5: to blackjack, and it's something else when you're playing for

1072
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 5: your rent money, you know, that's a really that's not

1073
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 5: that is exciting, whether you're going to eat or not.

1074
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean were you addicted like in

1075
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 5: the casino? Yeah, it's bad young college. Like in college,

1076
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 5: you go to the casino and you just call his

1077
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 5: aunt to have her call my step mom like please

1078
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 5: don't tell daddy, you know, stuff like that, and then

1079
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 5: they don't give you two hundred dollars because my limit

1080
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 5: on my ATM machine. And then I'd wait until midnight

1081
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,280
Speaker 5: just around the quarter on Bourbon Street, just walking around

1082
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 5: like like, oh wait.

1083
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 3: Were you doing, like the the one in the casiras, Yeah,

1084
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 3: harras where they have like quarter craps there.

1085
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 5: It is like the most depressing place I've Yeah, I

1086
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 5: called it home for a while. Yeah, it was like, yeah,

1087
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:57,839
Speaker 5: you walk by, it is a sad.

1088
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 3: I literally was playing there at one time and I

1089
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 3: saw a homeless guy just empty change, and how I.

1090
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: Gave him Jim.

1091
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 3: Oh no, we are at the same place in our

1092
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 3: lives right now.

1093
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1094
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I made up money was yours?

1095
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, that's our show. Andrew, thank you for

1096
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 4: being here, Soan, thank you for being here.

1097
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: Brian, Noah's in studio. We'll have a show for you tomorrow,

1098
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: same group of people.

1099
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 5: We're going to record a.

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Speaker 1: Rapter this but it'll feel new to you tomorrow. We'll

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Speaker 1: see you then. Don't be go bye.

1102
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Speaker 4: The Nicki Glazer Podcast is.

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Speaker 1: A production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts.

1104
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: Created and hosted by me Nicki Glazer, co hosted by

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Speaker 1: Brian Frangie, Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hans Sonny and

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