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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Oh Holyzite.

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Speaker 1: That one courtesy of the growth heillo on the disc.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack. That over there is Miles.

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Speaker 2: If your gross space Killer is your aka Tony Sharks

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Speaker 2: mm hmmm yeah. If your gross is not Tony Stark,

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Speaker 2: you know there's got to be Tony Sharks Tony Shart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because gross face Killer does feel like a garbage

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Speaker 1: pale kid version of and then Tony Sharks would be good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, good.

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Speaker 1: Great, And I'm glad we established that and we're we're

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Speaker 1: solving America's problems.

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Speaker 2: You got to know all of pretty Tony's monikers or

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Speaker 2: you know, are you really an emotionally stunted wu TANGI?

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Speaker 3: Where where.

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Speaker 1: Lady? Wow? They're asking where it's CEO lives. That's fine.

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Speaker 2: I remember I was so fucked up by that title

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Speaker 2: because it was called Sure Sheila Ghost and I was like,

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Speaker 2: what the fuck is?

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Speaker 3: What the is this guy? Okay?

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Speaker 2: And then I remember my mom being like, that's French

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Speaker 2: for like looking for the ghost, and I was.

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Speaker 3: Like, whoa, oh, we're in pursuit of And.

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Speaker 1: I never asked my mom, so I didn't know that

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Speaker 1: until just now.

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Speaker 2: Which is funny too, because there's a line in mal

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Speaker 2: Rats two where the rat brand I think you have

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Speaker 2: to watch Malrats he says, that's like a very that's

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Speaker 2: like and in my mind I was like, I.

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Speaker 3: Don't know what this dude just said. And now yeah,

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Speaker 3: looking for the woman.

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Speaker 1: And now here we are on the editor, Chimeson says, no,

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Speaker 1: do not.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, that's me anyways, Miles.

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Speaker 1: Should we tell the people some of the things that

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Speaker 1: are happening in the zeitgeist?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Please.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how much this has made it into

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Speaker 1: the zeitgeist, but definitely with like the people who are like, happy,

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Speaker 1: now you just lost the White House from the best

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Speaker 1: president of all time. Joe Biden has gone on a

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Speaker 1: clemency spree. He carried out the largest act of presidential

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Speaker 1: cannabis charges, marijuana charges.

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Speaker 3: Let him out.

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Speaker 1: So no, no, okay, fifteen hundred people, all of Hunter

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Speaker 1: Biden's illegitimate children. No, it's uh. He commuted the sentences

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Speaker 1: for almost one thy five hundred people and parton thirty

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Speaker 1: nine Americans convicted of non violent crimes. But it was

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Speaker 1: not It was like people who had been in jail

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Speaker 1: during the pandemic and then had gotten out and like

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Speaker 1: put home confinement during the pandemic, so the like they

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Speaker 1: didn't so that you know, federal prisons didn't aid in

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Speaker 1: the spread of coronavirus.

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Speaker 3: Nineteen, many others did, okay.

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Speaker 1: And then some Republican in Congress were like, we should

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Speaker 1: send these fuckers back to prison. They got a free

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Speaker 1: like that so wild that that's what they're focused on.

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Speaker 1: They're like, you got them find some extra like, squeeze

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Speaker 1: out any extra cruelty that we can find. Look between

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Speaker 1: the couch cushions of America for some for some extra

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Speaker 1: cruelty that we can find, and flip.

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Speaker 3: Some people fifteen hundred people we can be like, and we.

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Speaker 1: Sent them back, send them back to prison. So that's

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Speaker 1: basically the entirety of like this massive uh, I mean

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Speaker 1: great clemency commutation totally great. You know, his overall clemency

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Speaker 1: record almost one thousand, seven hundred pardons and commutations, is

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Speaker 1: now not that far off from Obama's, which is one

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Speaker 1: nine hundred and twenty seven. But these both look like

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Speaker 1: Yellowstone Show titles seventeen hundred nineteen twenty seven. But Obama

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Speaker 1: was over two turns. Yeah, Taylor shared him Presents nineteen

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Speaker 2: I saw something where isn't isn't there like trouble in

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Speaker 2: Taylor Sheridan Land or something.

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Speaker 1: Miles, there's always trouble in Tailor.

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Speaker 3: I don't. I don't care enough about that.

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Speaker 1: Man loves to write drama and create it, write it

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Speaker 1: into existence on love it very possably, printing.

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Speaker 3: Loads of cash will never wait. Oh so basic.

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Speaker 2: But that pace is pretty bad for Biden if so,

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Speaker 2: Like if you said, nineteen twenty seven is Obama over

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Speaker 2: two terms? You split that down the middle, or you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean, we're talking about like ninety period.

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Speaker 1: You know, yeah, No, Biden's putting up numbers. Man, he's

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Speaker 1: putting up empty victories fucking everywhere. I mean, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I won't say empty victories. I do feel like these

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Speaker 1: are like the things that get quoted by people who

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Speaker 1: still subscribe to DNC mailing lists, being like he was

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Speaker 1: the most progressive president. You didn't even realize it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he did this because the Republicans set the agenda by

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Speaker 1: threatening to send them back to jail. I'm glad he

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Speaker 1: did it, but yet again, I'm not gonna be like,

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Speaker 1: this guy's fucking nailing it. He like has some things

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Speaker 1: that are technically good, but he tends to filter them

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Speaker 1: to be a coherent vision there that people respect and

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Speaker 1: this is all not to mention uh international policy obviously.

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Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, obviously, I mean, but look, I mean the

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Speaker 2: one bright Spoty appointed sixty two black women to the

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Speaker 2: judicial bench. So damn Trump too. Yeah, Trump did two

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Speaker 2: Trump only two black, So that's takes men. You know

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Speaker 2: how many Obama did twenty six?

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Speaker 1: Damn boom Biden double bang from way downtown. How many

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Speaker 1: childs do you think it would take for Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: to hit an NBA three?

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Speaker 3: T Come on, don't ask that shit due He's not

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Speaker 3: gonna it would be.

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Speaker 2: Even the visual even for me to visualize in my

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Speaker 2: me even trying to visualize him trying to heave a

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Speaker 2: basketball from an NBA three.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, corner three. Probably never. I'm guessing infinite. I'm

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Speaker 1: guessing like if you had him there and just like

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Speaker 1: It's never getting there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to think about that, Jack, not

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Speaker 2: right now, not right.

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Speaker 1: So I also wanted to ask you college three and

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Speaker 1: then free throw and then lay up, because like you

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Speaker 3: You probably do a granny granny free throw.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe like over the head style. Yeah, like my

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Speaker 1: you know, my six year old, you could. You could

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Speaker 1: have him there all day. He's not going to make

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Speaker 1: a free throw, you know, he just doesn't have it

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Speaker 2: Like he doesn't, you know, like he does most six

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Speaker 2: your body strength.

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Speaker 1: The strength. Yeah, and like I feel like Joe Biden

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I love my kid exactly, Brian. I was

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Speaker 3: about to say the exact same ship, Brian that just said,

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Speaker 3: but he ain't got that dog in him, you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean. I hate to say it about my

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Speaker 3: own son.

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Speaker 1: You don't. Unfortunately, unfortunately, you don't have.

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Speaker 3: That dog and he got that Bobby Fisher in him though.

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Speaker 1: That's right, all right, people are about to get real weird.

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Speaker 1: You're about to hear some real weird conspiracy theories about

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Speaker 1: hot ones because they so BuzzFeed just sold first we Feast,

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Speaker 1: which was the studio that they created that makes hot Ones.

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Speaker 1: They sold it to a consortium of buyers, including the

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Speaker 1: show's founder and host, which he loved to see the

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Speaker 1: talent get some ownership steak sh like media Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: and George Soros says investment firm. Uh oh get ready?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, people that got real weird about hot Ones.

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Speaker 3: What the they see?

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Speaker 1: People ship for eighty two point five million dollars?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I mean that makes sense. That ship is wildly popular

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Speaker 2: and very popular.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could say a lot, like how much did

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Speaker 1: they sell the the Gym from the Office good News

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Speaker 1: show for? I feel like it was up there or

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Speaker 1: even more than that, And like he wasn't even making

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Speaker 1: that ship anymore. Yeah, he like made ten episodes and

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Speaker 1: then was like, yeah, you can buy the idea of

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Speaker 1: giving people good news for one hundred million dollars, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if there it's just as there was

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Speaker 2: a way to described was a bidding war before CBS

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Speaker 2: got it.

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Speaker 1: CBSS got it. But have they not done ship with that?

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Speaker 1: That's wild, That's.

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Speaker 3: What I'm saying. Yeah, what what the fuck? Happened? Did

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Speaker 3: they know? What was it?

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, we'll have to or some ship. Yeah, we'll

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Speaker 1: put that in the episode that like, well, we'll do

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Speaker 1: an episode on that alongside the Imagine video. Just yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: fun time capsules of a world gone mad. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know they like people are gonna be like

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Speaker 1: this is a liberal conspiracy. Hot Ones apparently turned down

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Speaker 1: Kamala Harris during the campaign because they didn't want to

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Speaker 3: So whatever.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's not like that was gonna change things anyway.

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Speaker 1: So you know where that information was revealed? Huh Pod

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Speaker 1: Save America? Ah, maybe pot Save America is gonna be

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Speaker 1: like we're actually taking a turn away from politics.

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Speaker 2: Also, bro, those dudes, if they had a hot wing,

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Speaker 2: they'd fucking burst into flames.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what the fuck is this?

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Speaker 2: She's a christ I'm also just how can you just

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Speaker 2: tell me, like, for a second thought, exper how does

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Speaker 2: a right winger begin to talk about how George Soros

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Speaker 2: will change the show where people just eat spicy chicken?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Man, oh, you don't think their questions that guy

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Speaker 1: giving leading questions that are encoded if you look at

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Speaker 1: the names of the hot sauces. They have a liberal agenda.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: He's bald. He looks like he's from the future, a

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Speaker 1: liberal future that respects soy boys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I can just picture Sean Evans like the first season,

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Speaker 2: like or the first episode after the acquisition by Soros,

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Speaker 2: and he's like, all right, so Luigi, tell me kind

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Speaker 2: of like, what's your background with spicy food?

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Speaker 3: Man? What are you kind of into?

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Speaker 1: Sure vibe? Homie?

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Speaker 3: What's your vibe? Bro?

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Speaker 1: What Luigi's a big McDonald's cut, Right, what's the spiciest

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Speaker 1: thing McDonald's served.

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Speaker 3: The spicy chicken sandwich? It ain't spicy.

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Speaker 2: Nobody's fucking no one, no fast food place is actually

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Speaker 2: bringing like some shit. You're like, what the fuck did

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Speaker 2: I just eat?

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Speaker 1: They have that hot muff stird? Right? Do they still

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Speaker 1: sell that the hot mustard?

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Speaker 3: Ever got that?

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Speaker 1: and we're back. We're back, And probably I should mention

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Speaker 1: that the Luigi fandom, the Luigi energy, is spreading because

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Speaker 1: the Enron ceo just got pied in the faith. Oh

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Speaker 1: except Ron. Yeah. First of all, yeah, there's a twenty

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Speaker 1: years so yeah, they got another CEO according to a

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Speaker 1: video that's going viral, but it's just a pie in

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Speaker 1: the face, and the CEO of NRON is just the

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Speaker 1: guy who did the Birds Aren't Real conspiracy, the comedian

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Speaker 1: which he looks like he just looks like an eighteen

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Speaker 1: year old like the Trump's friend.

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Speaker 3: The line is only gonna suck. Yeah that's our god,

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Speaker 1: I know today, Thank you. Do you think I do

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Speaker 2: Or if he's just kind of like I'm so cooled,

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Speaker 2: Sick for Elon, uh, sick for the world.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, sick for our sick World, and then big news

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, holy shit, Stanley's recalling two point six million of

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Speaker 2: It's specifically the switchback and trigger action twevel travel mugs.

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Speaker 1: you're just like, ah, what the fuck? Anyway? Uh, good

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Speaker 1: So when I saw this news, I thought it was

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Speaker 1: So Jeremy Allen White will reportedly be in the next

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Speaker 2: If somehow they're like Job of the Ja. We can't

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Speaker 1: And Grogu movie. I didn't either. They've really eat it.

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Speaker 2: People are liking that news show those Skeleton Crew.

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Speaker 3: Want more Star War and they want less Marvel.

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Speaker 1: I want Coke to be sweeter, Make it sweeter, Give

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Speaker 2: A pig farm and you're like, the pigs really like

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Speaker 3: Huh. Yes. As a binary, that means we're on the

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Speaker 1: That's right, we're winning.

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Speaker 2: I love Star Wars, loved it as a kid, and

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Speaker 1: You should watch Skeleton Crew is on the list for sure.

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Speaker 1: I can still hear Chunk making the vomiting sounds, you know,

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Speaker 1: the Jesus.

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Speaker 3: Okay, glimpse into Jack's mind.

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Speaker 1: All right, those are some of the things that are

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Speaker 1: trending on this Thursday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: a whole last episode of the show. Until then, be

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Speaker 1: kind to each other. Be kind to yourselves, get the

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Speaker 1: vaccine and get your blue shots. Don't do nothing about

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Speaker 1: white supremacy, and we will talk to y'all tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Bye bye

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Speaker 4: After doctor doctor bat content