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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Present Minute Morning Show, Be Quiet. They're here Morning Show Podcast.

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Speaker 1: There's Froggy, there's Danielle, there's Scotty B. There's Garrett, there's Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: there's Straight and Night. There's Scary and Dave Brody. Here

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Speaker 1: we go. As you can see behind Dave Brody. Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's the Festival of Lights kicking off night number one

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Speaker 1: of Hanukkah Tonight. Happy zoom background. It is all the

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Speaker 1: way up. Yeah. I made it look like Hannuka wrapping paper.

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Speaker 1: It looks just like Hanka wrapping paper, isn't it great?

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Speaker 1: And my Christmas tree shirt? You're a bad mail Benjamile.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You know. One of the things I

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Speaker 1: love not only about not only do I love Hanka

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Speaker 1: and the candles and the light, but I also love

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Speaker 1: the colors blue and white. Blue and white just looked

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Speaker 1: good together. They just so you can put some silver

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Speaker 1: in there, right essentially waits it? Hey? Um? Anyway, so

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Speaker 1: happy happy festival lights to our Jewish friends. Um straighten Nate, Yes,

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Speaker 1: do you want to talk about how you went to

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Speaker 1: a neighbor's house and they thought you were there to

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Speaker 1: rob them? Rob and murder them. What. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: this is a situation where you try to do what

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Speaker 1: you think is a good deed and it turns into

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Speaker 1: a well I wish I wouldn't have done that. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: So we got a delivery to our house and I

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Speaker 1: opened the package. I go, what the hell is this?

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Speaker 1: It was like siding and shingle, and like, what did

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Speaker 1: you order this? And then I look at the address

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Speaker 1: label and it's to somebody else entirely, but it's the

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Speaker 1: almost the exact same addresses ares it's the same numbers,

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Speaker 1: and then like two letters are to friend in the

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Speaker 1: name of the street. So I'm like, oh crap, they

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Speaker 1: delivered it to the wrong place. So I took it

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Speaker 1: upon myself to drive it to that person's home. That

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Speaker 1: was sweet. Yeah. So I go up there, and you know,

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Speaker 1: I've got my mask on and I've got my black

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Speaker 1: uh not in my black knit hat. So we called

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Speaker 1: it his cat napping. So I looked like this as

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Speaker 1: I'm walking up to the door, watching on the doorbell,

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Speaker 1: and I knock on the door and I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I got a package for you. It was half open.

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Speaker 1: So he had her hand, you know, the woman had

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Speaker 1: her hand behind her back, and I'm only assuming that

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Speaker 1: she probably had a knife there. And she's like oh,

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Speaker 1: And I explained the situation. I said, hey, you know

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Speaker 1: I live at blank address. It's very similar to yours.

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Speaker 1: We had this delivered. Here's your package. She goes, you

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Speaker 1: can just set it down right there. Yes, don't come

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Speaker 1: any closer, step a foot closer. Maybe she didn't believe

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Speaker 1: your story. He's wearing that awful soul patch and he's

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Speaker 1: got that hat on, and he has a mask on,

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Speaker 1: a mask on, and he just shows up at your

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Speaker 1: He's a tiny guy, he's a decent size. Like I

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Speaker 1: would be like, no, I would probably tell you leave

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Speaker 1: it outside too. Yeah. Will you be a little nervous,

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Speaker 1: a little ner course? Why would I open the door

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Speaker 1: for you anyway? What do I need to do? Do

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Speaker 1: I need to shake your hand or give you a

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Speaker 1: it's called it. Put the damn package down and go.

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Speaker 1: When you told her you had a package for her,

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Speaker 1: are you wearing your nut harder pants? Oh god, and

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Speaker 1: I got a package for you. Listen. I think I'm

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Speaker 1: a very disarming guy. I'm a very friendly here we go.

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Speaker 1: I think it's no offense. I think it's the soul patch.

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Speaker 1: I think that's that's turning you into a very very

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Speaker 1: shifty looking character. Didn't know a soul patch, she could

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Speaker 1: feel the energy of the soul patch. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just thought she would be friendly, especially since I

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Speaker 1: went out of my way to do a good deed.

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Speaker 1: You did sometimes like why why did they do that?

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Speaker 1: And I feel the same way for our friends who

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Speaker 1: work in banks. Look, you know, I know there's a

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Speaker 1: bank down the street from where I I live. It

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Speaker 1: says you do not come into lobby wearing masks or

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Speaker 1: anything of your face or hoods whatever. They had to

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Speaker 1: sitting there minding your own business with a vault full

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Speaker 1: things like we all have where you're walking to the

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Speaker 1: too nervous. We need to all just start printing those

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Speaker 1: it so that no one gets scared. Doesn't have you?

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Speaker 1: Have you guys, ever gotten something delivered to the house

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Speaker 1: that was supposed to go someplace else and it was weird,

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Speaker 1: you nate with someone else and we get their packages

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Speaker 1: all the time. Once we had trees delivered into our

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Speaker 1: driveway and just dropped off like six or seven trees.

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Speaker 1: There was no no, no, no, no where it came from.

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Speaker 1: I called my husband. I'm like, when did we order trees?

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Speaker 1: I didn't know we were getting new trees? Did you

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Speaker 1: want those? And he's like, those aren't our trees. It

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Speaker 1: took days before they realized it went to the wrong place,

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Speaker 1: and then they came back and put picked up those

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Speaker 1: Those stupid trees. Plant those trees as soon as they land.

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Speaker 1: I will tell you I delivered for instat still and

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Speaker 1: right before Thanksgiving, I had to deliver a knife block

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Speaker 1: because they were they were ordering knives to carve turkey,

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Speaker 1: I guess, and I delivered it to the wrong house,

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Speaker 1: so I had to be a porch pirate and go

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Speaker 1: back ten minutes later and take it because it was

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Speaker 1: I just took it. I don't know. I didn't. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know. I didn't want to be You're not supposed

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Speaker 1: to make contact with the customers now, you're just supposed

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Speaker 1: to leave stuff. So I just ran. But if someone

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Speaker 1: saw you on the ring doorbell, they'll be like, who's

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Speaker 1: this guy? What's you taking from my What do you do?

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Speaker 1: it was like sixty five and sixty five B or

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Speaker 1: something like that. But it's just it's cool being a

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Speaker 1: porch pirate. Have you ever take something delivered to your

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Speaker 1: it where you're supposed to go? Really, I think I

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Speaker 1: I lived in Philly, A third in Spruce so this

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Speaker 1: is someone delivered a Christmas gift to our house. I

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Speaker 1: it was this ceramic duck. I'm like, what the fuck

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Speaker 1: is this and look at the address. It's it's addressed

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Speaker 1: to my neighbor. And I opened it and I tried

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Speaker 1: to take acts. They never entered the door, and I

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Speaker 1: just like, screw it. I still have that duck to

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Speaker 1: this day. It's like it's in my kitchen. You know.

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Speaker 1: We were talking about like moments in time, what if

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Speaker 1: those people that were expecting the duck and never got it.

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Speaker 1: They're like, hey, did you get my duck that I

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Speaker 1: sent you? No, I never got it. You had to

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Speaker 1: have gotten it. But you've been holding onto the duck

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Speaker 1: for the last thirty plus years. Now there's somewhere still

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Speaker 1: you talk to them because they promised this a ceramic duck,

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Speaker 1: and well, totally it wasn't. Now I realized why that

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Speaker 1: woman was probably so salty and me to me, she's

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Speaker 1: probably been getting my package is for the last three

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Speaker 1: months and hasn't said it goddamn thing. Did you open

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Speaker 1: the package, Nate? What's that? Did you open the package?

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Speaker 1: I opened it? What was here. It was like shingles

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Speaker 1: some bullshit. But you know, we've been missing since We've

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Speaker 1: been missing a couple of packages, so that we had

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Speaker 1: to call Amazon and say, hey, you got to deliver

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Speaker 1: this again. So I think this woman is stealing my stuff.

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Speaker 1: She wants to go back over with your mask on

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Speaker 1: and ask her how that goes. Don't don't go with

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Speaker 1: a knife with a knife. Hey, Elvis, two boxes by

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Speaker 1: your steps, one already open. I wonder if someone down

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Speaker 1: the street already opened it and it over. I'll be

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Speaker 1: checking that in a few minutes. That is, I got

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Speaker 1: it yesterday. It No, I got that yesterday. You don't

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Speaker 1: know what this is? What can we tell? Dave Brody

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Speaker 1: a scary sent me a totally free Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the two separate packages coming to shut damn it. So okay,

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Speaker 1: no one. A lot of people don't know this because

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Speaker 1: of course these two guys, Scary Brodie exactly, they do

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Speaker 1: the Broken Boys podcast together. So they decided to send

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Speaker 1: out merch and sell merch in their merch store. Ye, well, Scotty,

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Speaker 1: I mean scary things. It's it's great to have merch

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Speaker 1: out there. So he's just sending it all of us

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Speaker 1: for free, and Brody's all but hurt because he has

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Speaker 1: I'm on. I think I'm on brody side on this one.

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Speaker 1: Gotta be thank you? Really, anybody too late? Yes, I

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Speaker 1: just got this one yesterday. What frog? He sent me

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Speaker 1: a hoodie and Lisa tank top, So I don't know

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Speaker 1: that you're gonna be seeing Lisa's post with the tank

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Speaker 1: top anytime soon. Considered, it's fucking thirty degrees here and Jackson, however,

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Speaker 1: but I'll be scary, said to me. I'll give stuff

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Speaker 1: to the people on the show for free and they'll

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Speaker 1: post pictures and the link and we'll sell more. I'm

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Speaker 1: not this business just doesn't want to wear I didn't

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Speaker 1: I posted the link, Danielle, did I know? But Elvis would?

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Speaker 1: Would you wear the hoodie and post it? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear it, but as soon as it's time

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Speaker 1: to post, I'll take it off. I gotta I gotta

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Speaker 1: rat Gandhi out for a second because I love her

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Speaker 1: so much. Godhi, guys. If I get it for free,

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Speaker 1: I'll post a picture. If I pay for that ship,

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Speaker 1: I'll take it off every picture. I take you agree

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Speaker 1: with that one, Brody hold on Gandhi. Yes, you buy

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Speaker 1: Elvis's book? Yeah? Did you post pictures of you with

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Speaker 1: Elvis's book? Yes? I think I did, but I also

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Speaker 1: got a free copy, and the free copy was the

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Speaker 1: one I posted. O. Let me be your agent for

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Speaker 1: a second. How much would it cost for you to

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Speaker 1: post a picture wearing the Brooklyn Boys like? And you can?

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Speaker 1: Don't eate the money to charity. I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: I've never money, Garret, shut up, I've never sold posts.

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Speaker 1: I don't plan on it. I just I guess it's

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Speaker 1: worth something. Brody, pony up some money, have the man,

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Speaker 1: you know, pay the man and he'll post it. Shut

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Speaker 1: a second. I have that many followers, I have like

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Speaker 1: six that's a lot of no, but if you're like

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Speaker 1: Seacrest you have five million, it's a totally different relative.

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Speaker 1: I don't think followers brings a lot of money. I

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Speaker 1: don't have anything followers by a shirt. We're in the money.

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Speaker 1: I'll see how much if I made cash. This is

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Speaker 1: why I don't do it. I don't. I don't put

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Speaker 1: ads on my on my social right. The other thing

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Speaker 1: is this is not a money making scheme. I'm not

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Speaker 1: trying to get rich quick off of a merch store.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you're not even see Also, I think

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Speaker 1: it's also nice if you give them out, people will

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Speaker 1: wear them. Even if you don't get them to post.

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Speaker 1: People see them, and it's more proposity for you guys publicity, Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: You can command between two and three thousand dollars per

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Speaker 1: the shirts are free. There is that. There's a reason

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Speaker 1: why Brody is a little little cheeky and sassy. Today

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Speaker 1: I'm like, damn it, why isn't he humping my leg?

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Speaker 1: I felt left out. I understand that on a different level.

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Speaker 1: I understand that in that I used to want Elvis to, like,

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Speaker 1: always tell me the gay club doesn't want me, and

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I I don't have to. Also, can

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Speaker 1: we just address it. Just because he's gay doesn't mean

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Speaker 1: they might like you every woman that walks by isn't

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Speaker 1: when guys get asfended by that he's gay. When he

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Speaker 1: I always got killed. I never got done. I just

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Speaker 1: is scary is in that game with you? He will

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Speaker 1: get killed and you will either get married or you'll

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Speaker 1: get done. I will. I've gone to a gay bar.

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Speaker 1: I am offended if I'm not hit on. See that's

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Speaker 1: assuming that all gay guys want all guys like me,

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Speaker 1: just one, just one. I want to attractive in a

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Speaker 1: man's eyes, that's all. Well, you might be in some

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Speaker 1: the same thing, Elvis. It's you don't want to be

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Speaker 1: that your daughter's dog humped everyone around the table and

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Speaker 1: not yours, as gross is being humped is right. You're like, well,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, what's wrong with my leg, Like I

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Speaker 1: don't eat broccoli, but if someone gave out free broccoli,

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Speaker 1: everybody'd be like, Hey, where's my free broccoli? Freeze there is,

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Speaker 1: says it's time to hang up. Happy Hanukkah to Brody

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Speaker 1: and Scotty B. We gotta run, have a beautiful day.

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Speaker 1: By the fifteen minute Morning Show