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Speaker 5: Perhaps you recognize him from tailgaming at a Texans game,

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Speaker 1: Him and the Partridge family, Scott Mike, thank you for

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Speaker 1: I said that she's probably ugly, that's why she's mad.

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Speaker 4: Happy Anniversary Wayne Stacy.

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Speaker 4: Well that doesn't mean we can't still go out.

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Speaker 4: No, don't you want to open your presence?

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Speaker 3: I lost you two months ago, are you mentale?

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Speaker 1: The girls all get pretty at closing time when you're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Michael Berry Show. The meat Loaf died

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Speaker 1: He was seventy five. I kind of feel like, if

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Speaker 1: You know, if you're drinking a core power proteinsam, there's

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Speaker 1: card dingan ding and something in that. So we stopped

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Speaker 1: in on the Martinez on Sunday and I texted Eddie

435
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Speaker 1: and we were having text Max and I said, Hey,

436
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Speaker 1: we're out running errands today. Can we pop in on you?

437
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Speaker 1: And he just had allied outdoor solutions. He hired them

438
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Speaker 1: to put in a hot tub and outdoor fire and

439
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 1: you know, rich people stuff, and so I said, I'm

440
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Speaker 1: curious to see how it looks. I know you were

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Speaker 1: pretty excited about doing it all. And he said sure,

442
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,199
Speaker 1: but I'm at the grocery store. So I was kind

443
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,959
Speaker 1: of curious. How long does grocery ate and take for him?

444
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 1: Because some people make a day of it, especially men

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Speaker 1: Levi Good. Levi Good will go for three hours on

446
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: a Sunday when it's dead Sunday afternoon during the football game.

447
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,719
Speaker 1: I've seen him do it and spend three hours there

448
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Speaker 1: because he likes to study the great and do this.

449
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Speaker 1: And so he said, I won't be home for forty minutes.

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Speaker 1: I said, well, we're just sitting down to eat. I'll

451
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Speaker 1: bring y'all food because it was late breakfast early lunch.

452
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 1: I love text Mex for brunch, and I like my chicula.

453
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: You like my chicola? I love that, man, that's how

454
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,919
Speaker 1: eggs are to be made. I don't like runny eggs.

455
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Speaker 1: That's the dried out eggs. Like that, and put you

456
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Speaker 1: a chilula or a Tabasco, guy, Tabasco. Yeah, good to know.

457
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Speaker 1: How about that one Louisiana hot sauce? Your crystal? Yeah?

458
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Speaker 1: Like the Morgan Webbers. The hipsters all like to tell you, Oh, Chris, no,

459
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: it's christs crystal, okay, all right. And Dike's mayonnaise only

460
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: Dukes manaise. Okay, stop stop, let me guess pearl beer too.

461
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: It's just quit all right. Anyway, So I said, okay,

462
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: I said what do you have? And of course he's

463
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: he can't actually ever enjoy himself. So he has the

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00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: heat of meat and didn't eat the tortilla, so he

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Speaker 1: starved of carbs and uh anyway, so he ordered. And

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Speaker 1: his wife's worse than he is. She's just fit as

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Speaker 1: a fit. She don't have an ounce of fat on

468
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: that woman. It's scary how fit she is. So we

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00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: go rolling in with the food in an hour, and

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Speaker 1: his wife's out back gardening, so we go out back

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Speaker 1: and spend some time with her. Eddie comes in with us,

472
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 1: so we come into the house with him, and he

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00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: doesn't come out for ten minutes and then he comes out.

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Speaker 1: For anybody who doesn't know Eddie, he is what my

475
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: wife would call very tight. Everything about Eddie. His shoes

476
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 1: are tied very tight. He's always tucked in. He's always

477
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: perfect right. Everything's literature, and everything's buttoned up. Never a

478
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 1: sloppy T shirt and flip flop. That is not Eddie ever.

479
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: But this took it to a new level. So he

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00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: comes outside and I said, hey, can I go inside?

481
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: We were going inside and I said, hey, can I

482
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Speaker 1: look at your the groceries you bought? And he goes,

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Speaker 1: are you serious? And I said yeah, he goes, of course,

484
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 1: so walk in. Well, when I bring the groceries in,

485
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Speaker 1: if my wife says, hey, I'm pulling up, I got

486
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: the groceries and I gotta get the groceries. I bring

487
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 1: the groceries in, I put them on the counter, and

488
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Speaker 1: the grocery elves put them up like hours later. I

489
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Speaker 1: don't if I've purchased something. When I walk in, I

490
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: dropped the bag, and like three days later, it's still

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00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: sitting there.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 1: I walk in and it looked like HGTV or whatever

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Speaker 1: that was kitchen. There's no groceries in the work. I said,

495
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 1: where are the groceries? I put them up? Okay, of

496
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: course you did. That's him. So I said, can I

497
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: look at your fridge? And he said, of course you can.

498
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Speaker 1: He has no idea I'm going to check out his fridge, Ramon.

499
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Speaker 1: I opened it up. Did you ever see that movie

500
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Speaker 1: Sleeping with the Enemy Julia Roberts? Remember she knew that

501
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: her husband had found her when she opened the counters

502
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: and everything was perfectly stacked according to size and color,

503
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: and like a closet it was. So I opened it up,

504
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: and I've never seen anything like in my mind. The

505
00:28:55,760 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: salad dressings were perfectly aligned. Everything in there freckly done.

506
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: So I said, can I take a photo of it?

507
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: And he said yeah, yes. So I said can I

508
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Speaker 1: post it? And he goes sure, And I said, I

509
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: got to tell you I've learned this. There's going to

510
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: be some guy out in a fifth wheel who's had

511
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Speaker 1: six arrests, four divorces, he's never seen his kids, and

512
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: he's going to make a comment about you. Didn't you

513
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: don't make your own salad dressings? Because I said one

514
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Speaker 1: thing he does. He said, I don't care. I've been

515
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: covering for you for twenty years. So I posted, and

516
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: lo and behold. The point was, man, isn't this a

517
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: really orderly fridge? But there are people Social media does

518
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 1: not make people evil. It reveals the pettiness. So there

519
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: are people who go in there and go they got

520
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: core power. Corpower causes cancer. Here's an article about corpower.

521
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: Here's this, here's this, here's this, And then there's the

522
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,959
Speaker 1: why do they buy salad dressings? You make your own

523
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: solid dressing. I make my my own solid dressing. I'm

524
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: pretty sure this post wasn't about you, pretty sure of

525
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: the need to inject I made my own salad dressings.

526
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: When the point was clearly this reflects something that is

527
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: a turn off about social media. So there was a

528
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Speaker 1: bunch of those comments, and a couple hours later I said, hey, dude,

529
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the post down because Ramon gets his

530
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: feelings hurt when y'all make those little snarky comments. I'm

531
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: not even joking. I got a thick skin, but he

532
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: gets his feelings hurt. I said, hey, Bud, I'm gonna

533
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: take the post down. There were people who said stupid stuff,

534
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: and I don't want you to see it. He goes, Oh,

535
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: I'm reading them. They're hilarious. That's a man who's been

536
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: in media for a long time. That's a thick skin.

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00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: I wish, my wish you had that. This is a

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Speaker 1: busy hour. We haven't done anything productive. It was a

539
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: busy hour. I gotta get I got we gotta get

540
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Speaker 1: to work. I'm gonna get it to work. Be serious,

541
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: this would be like my mom would be out pulling

542
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: weeds and mowing and washing the car. But we were laughing.

543
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: Why y'all laughing out here? Because it doesn't have to

544
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: be drudgery. She thought it had to be drudgery if

545
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: you do in the yard work