WEBVTT - He Likes It?! 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:03.320 Whenever you're ready and done playing with your phone. I'm here, 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:06.360 ready to go, Andrew. I don't know whose text is 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:08.520 more important than this podcast, Scott. 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:11.600 I have a job outside of this podcast, so I 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:14.560 just thought I would like that, are we fighting on 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:18.040 this podcast? I think we might listen. I will pull 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:20.920 a reality show TV moment and walk away. 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:24.560 There's plenty of other people who are ready to step 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:25.040 right in. 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:28.680 I just feel like my needs aren't being met. Scott. 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:39.880 Okay, that's enough of that, so welcome to and Shorter 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:43.879 every time. Well, it is Serial Killers podcast time. I 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:45.760 don't even know what episode we're up to it. We 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:47.720 don't care anymore. Right, we're in the high twenties. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:49.960 I'm just gonna say it's episode forty million. 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:51.320 Didn't you just say stop doing that? 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.200 Yeah, so it's episode forty million in one. 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:55.760 All right, we're we're in the twenty eight or something 0:00:55.800 --> 0:01:00.600 like that. But who cares. We're here and we're gonna 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:03.080 eat some cereal because that's what we do in this podcast. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.640 Just in case you're new, you know, we will try 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.399 one classic cereal and one new cereal, and generally a 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:12.800 bonus box because Andrew's always hungry, right. 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:17.360 No, that's not it. It's always you. I just didn't 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:20.320 hear along for the ride. Okay, really loving my life, 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:21.800 spiritual journey man. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.160 All right, if that's how you want to put it. 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:26.319 So let's uh, shall I go down into the cereal sack? 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:28.160 Of course? What are we doing first class? 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:31.080 I think that we should do a classic cereal first. 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:33.759 So I'm gonna head downtown as they. 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:35.440 Say, oh god, no one says that. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:41.119 Now, this is a very classic Okay. You may remember 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:43.240 the commercials from the seventies. 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:45.039 And this is the part of the podcast where if 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:47.880 new listeners, I go, I wasn't born. 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.919 Oh that's right, Andrew, because you're only like twenty something 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:53.600 eight that's the number of this episode. Congratulations. 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:55.000 Oh so you knew the whole time and you were 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:55.960 just keeping that a secret. 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.400 I did, of course. All right, So we're going to 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:02.600 dive into a box of our original Quaker Oh Life, 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:04.480 it's one of my favorites Life. 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:07.720 Cereal Love Life. Do you well, I mean like actual 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:08.400 life or the Cereal? 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:10.240 Because which one do you like better? 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:11.200 But do you have a couch? 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:12.600 Yes? 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:16.920 Sit on down? All right. Well I went with this 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:18.600 one first because I know it's going to be bland 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:19.040 and boring. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.679 Yeah, and it's not bland and it's not boring. Don't 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:22.720 say that about my cereal. 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:25.000 Let me see what the second ingredient is. What do 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:31.040 you think sugar? Mm yep, yeah, whole grain oat flour sugar. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.120 Listen, it's one of my favorites. But I know it's 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:35.880 not like super healthy like the Tram played off. 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:38.400 I mean it's not very well those commercials back in 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:40.960 the day, Yeah, with Mikey in them. They tried to 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.239 play it off as a healthy commercial. Mike, it doesn't 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:45.400 like healthy stuff, you know, And then they gave it 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:48.400 to him and he liked it. So I guess shape 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:50.760 wise I could most equate these two. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:54.640 Checks Yeah, or Crispecks even Life is one of the 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:56.160 only cereals I can eat dry? 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:57.480 Really Yeah? 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:58.320 How about Checks? 0:02:59.200 --> 0:02:59.960 You like checks mix? 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:04.280 Yeah? Well I don't consider that a cereal. Hold on, okay, 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.079 I need to tell you what's going on. No, no, 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:10.280 don't no, I am So. Scott has recently taken upon 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.640 himself to say we need more sound fix. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:14.519 Well, it's actually my wife that said we needed to 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:16.560 sound like it's actually going into a bowl. 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:20.760 To which then Max got a delivery who's Max, Max, 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:25.360 Elvis's dog got it delivered Elvis the radio show that 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:28.240 we work for, Elvis Duran in the morning show. His 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:31.000 dog Max got a dog bowl. Yes, so Scott is 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:35.120 now pouring the cereal into a dog bowl. So this way, 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:37.880 you guys get the sound effect of the cereal hitting 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:38.600 a glass bowl. 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:40.880 Well, yeah, that's the way it's cereal is supposed to sound, 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:44.160 not like this, that's a cup. But we'll just keep 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:46.040 using cups because you know what, I don't have to 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:47.240 clean a bowl every time. 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:51.560 It's annoying unless we get like official Serial Killers bowls. 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:56.120 Yeah, or if we could get Whirlpool to donate a dishwasher. 0:03:57.440 --> 0:03:59.760 You went from like zero to sixty on the endorsements. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:01.960 We're trying to get milk and you're like, I know 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:03.720 it's better than milk a dishwasher. 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.120 Hell, we also have no water hookup or any drainage 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.480 or anything, so I guess that probably wouldn't work. 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:14.920 Oh soo, hell, like what, I'm so confused. 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:16.160 I don't know what's going on. To go to the 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:21.080 refrigerator and unfortunately, I'm sorry, but we're back to fat 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:24.880 free skim milk this time around. Tuscan Dairy Pure is 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:25.320 the brand. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:26.040 Yeah. 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.560 Uh, the seven to eleven did not have any one 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:29.359 percent this morning. 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:30.919 Do you think they get it from Tuscany? 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:35.080 No, I don't because no, No, that's Italy. 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:38.159 Yeah, so that's a pretty far trip. 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:40.320 So these cows ethically raised. 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:46.279 You know what, here's your freaking life. Maybe you should 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:46.600 get on. 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:50.480 Okay, so let's eat the cereal. 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:52.400 You know what, this kind of sinks. Actually, this this 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:53.520 cereal doesn't flow. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:59.359 Cause it's holy four bowl of warm boom so fast. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:04:59.960 You can do that. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:00.120 Mm. 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:02.040 I like what I like. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.719 I tell you why. I like the Life secret sugar 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.840 that's right in the middle, little granules and you can 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:11.600 taste them and feel them. That's why I really like 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:14.680 the Cinnamon Life. I love Cinnamon Life because you could 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:17.800 you could what you can crunch the cinnamon sugar in 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:18.440 the middle. 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:22.200 Like going into extreme detail. You can taste that's right. 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:24.320 So four balls, one spoon from you, Yes, that means 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:24.719 you like it? 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:27.440 Yeah right, Hey, this. 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:31.599 Will be Andrew's final moments on Serial Killers. But that's 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:33.839 I feel like we're crazy on this episode right now. 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:36.480 Really yeah, well, I also like it. I got them 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:39.880 bleeding from the Life cereal. Look at this. Oh my goodness, 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:41.679 where am I bleeding from? Isn't that where you shoot 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:42.160 your heroin? 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:42.840 What? 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:45.960 I give it three balls in a spoon because I 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:46.640 also like it. 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:50.000 And if anyone's doing heroin, it's you, bro. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:53.040 I won't ever play that again, I promise. So are 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:53.600 you okay? 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:54.039 Yeah? 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:55.200 I mean I think so what. 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:56.200 You cut yourself on? 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.159 I guess I scratched my leg? 0:05:58.279 --> 0:05:59.600 I mean, is there a lawsuit here? Did you cut 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:03.560 it on the sea? Yes? I'm in distress. Is there 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:07.440 a shard of wheat? Let's move on to the new Cereal? 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:08.240 How about that? 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:09.040 Okay? 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:09.640 You ready? 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:11.600 Is it another version of life? Because I don't know 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:12.159 if I can do this? 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:15.280 It is not. But I do have vanilla and cinnamon, 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.200 and I think I have a box of strawberry also 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.480 in the not in the cereal sack, but in the 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:24.280 cereal basement pantry. So maybe maybe next week? All right, 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:27.000 So let's get down to the cereal sack. I'm pulling out. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:28.800 Can you pull up your pants? Because I can see 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:29.360 your butt crack. 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:33.240 I have to do some plumbing later. Wild Berry fruit 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:36.640 loops from Kellogg's what's that face for? They're probably not 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:41.159 much different than berry berry kicks or oops All Berries. Yeah, 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.200 they're probably closer to oops all Berries. 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:45.640 I'm not like jazzed about it, you know, because it's 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.840 called berry. No, it just doesn't seem like something I'm 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:53.480 gonna with stars. Okay, look how. 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:56.359 Happy two can is to be presenting the stars. 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:59.200 I really love that they made two can out of felt. 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:01.640 He does look like he's not really a cartoon here, 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:03.839 although his feet are, but the rest of his body 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:04.359 is not. 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:06.440 Yeah, it's very odd, like why does he have him 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:10.520 a reflection again? And in photoshop? That is like you 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:13.840 don't understand all somebody did like the designer because this 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:15.680 is the laziest box art I've ever seen him ony 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:18.360 not the back No, the back of the box art 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:19.360 is like a little too much. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.120 Wow, that's a whole amusement park back then. 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:23.280 Yeah, the front of the box is literally just too 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:25.640 can Sam. They copied and pasted him onto a box 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:27.920 and then somebody pressed the reflect button. 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:29.400 He just created that. 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:30.640 And they were like done. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:34.000 Well, my guess is this is probably a rather limited cereal. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.320 Wild berry fruit loops is not gonna I don't think 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:36.840 last long. 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:39.680 Why you've already had fruit loops with flavors. Why are 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:40.800 you creating wild berry? 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.960 There's so many varieties of fruit loops. Now there's one 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:45.600 with marshmallows too. I'm gonna have to get that. 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:46.640 Didn't we try that already? 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:46.800 No? 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:47.480 We did try that. 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:52.000 H It kind of smells like a sugary drink. 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:57.920 Alow, everything we eat is a sugary drink. So we've 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:02.000 got red, blue and green rings and purple stars. 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:05.720 This is this is a lot. I'm really jumping into this. 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:07.800 One smells berry delicious. 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:09.400 Why do you do this? 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:12.280 I'm trying to get people to tune out. 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:18.720 Here you go, Okay, here we go. Make sure I 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:25.880 get one of these star shapes. No, no, no, no, 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:29.000 just being honest. 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:32.920 Now, well, what makes you say no devoid. 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:33.280 Of any flavor? 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:34.800 I have to kind of agree there. 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.280 Well, how can you go with something exotic like wild 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:41.120 berry but have it tastes like not wild berry? Also? 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:44.000 Can I ask a question? Yeah, what technically is a 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:45.319 wild berry? 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:47.960 They're berries that grow in the wild. Could be raspberries 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:51.480 or strawberries, or blackberries or boison berries. 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:54.360 Wait, so like a raspberry is technically a wild berry? 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:56.160 It is because they just grown that. 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:58.040 I didn't know they had like that special classification. 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:00.000 People plant them. But you could like drive a long 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:02.920 on the side of an interstate and see raspberries like weeds. Yes, 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:05.600 you better be careful because some of them are poisonous. 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:08.160 Well, I don't normally stop on the interstate to go 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:09.600 with raspberries. 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.640 But I've been known to know I have been known to. 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:13.880 The sad part is I actually believe that you are 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:14.400 known to. 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:16.480 You ever see those guys as you're driving. They're like 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:18.000 pulled over on the side of the road with a 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:19.440 basket picking wild flowers. 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:23.520 Where do you live. I've seen it Amish country. 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:25.840 No, I mean I've seen it on the interstate. People 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:27.839 just pulled over picking those wild orange things. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:28.880 So here we go. 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:30.520 This is the part of the show where we have 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:31.719 to play. 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:38.560 This Wait Serial Killers listener request. Okay, before the listener request, 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.160 wait a second, I forgot to I didn't rate it either. 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:43.240 I just stepped on a fruit on a loop. 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:44.800 Are you sure it wasn't a star? 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:45.960 No, it was a loop. 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:46.480 That's right. 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:48.120 We didn't rate this thing. Hold on, I gave it 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:50.880 too to go back? No, okay, wild berry fruit loop 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:51.760 from Kellogg's. You give it? 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:52.800 What two bowls? 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:56.040 I will give it two bowls in a spoon. Wasn't terrible, 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.600 wasn't great? Kind of middle of the road because you know, 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.600 if you take two balls and a spoon away from 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:03.600 five balls, you get two balls and a spoon. So 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:04.480 that's right in the middle. 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:06.760 Wow, that's really cool, Scott, I do math? 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:10.000 Are you drinking coffee? Is that your palate cleanser? 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:13.400 It's tea, peppermint tea. Okay, all right, so I'm pretending 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:14.240 like I'm a celebrity. 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:15.520 Can I please play this thing now? 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:17.640 Make it seem like it's always my fault? Here we go, 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.280 serial killers listener request. 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:26.520 It's the request from me again, the request is not 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.120 from you, as a matter of fact, I don't think 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.120 you're gonna like this at all. 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:32.160 Who's it from? 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:37.400 Well, it is from amongst other people, Laura on Twitter. 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:38.520 Okay, wanted us to do this? 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:40.080 Oh God, is it the one I think it's gonna be. 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:41.800 I'm not sure what you think it's gonna be. It 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:43.199 is another Kellogg's product. 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:44.600 Is it a birthday cake? Cereal? 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:48.120 And it is an offshoot of fruit Loops And I'm 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:50.760 gonna go down to the cereal second well out another too? 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:55.600 Can Sam creation Kellogg's fruit loop birthday cake, but it's 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:58.360 his strawberry birthday cake, so you might be okay with it. 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:02.160 What's matter? And again it's the freaking family size box 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:04.800 because it's all they had. I want like seven loops, 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:06.800 and I have to get an entire family size box. 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:09.679 It's this is I'm hm, I just. 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:12.560 It's a fun back of box. It's a whole birthday 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:13.760 celebration in a park. 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.600 So wait no, and I'll tell you why. The castle 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:18.880 looks like why would you put a maze a pink 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:21.040 maze there? It looks like intestines. 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:23.160 It's in the it's in the it does look like 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.880 a testine, it's in the frosting. And then there's a 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:28.800 fruit loop bouncy house in the back there, and there's 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:31.360 just loops everywhere. It's a search party find six party 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:33.360 hats and six strawberries hidden around the park. 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:35.199 All right, why can't you find them yourself? 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:35.360 Too? 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:37.400 Can sampton so lazy? 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:39.480 Like find bird's eye of you? He should be able 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:40.440 to see them. 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:43.160 That's the third time I've let you make a joke 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:46.040 that like I haven't said anything line it will be 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:46.760 the last one. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.480 Oh my god, this stinks gross. 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:51.800 Actually it's not the worst. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.360 I like strawberry quick. 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:55.680 Yes, that's what I was thinking. So I'm not hating this. 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:58.000 My problem with birthday cake, and I will say this 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:00.880 people disagree with me, but birthday cake is not a 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:02.280 flavor by itself. 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:04.880 Birthday cake is a thing, yes right. 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:07.479 Birthday cake can be chocolate. Birthday cake can be strawberry. 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:09.240 Birthday cake can be strawberry and vanilla. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.720 It can be red velvety exactly, so it can be 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:13.160 Devil's food, it can be Angels food. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:17.640 Yeah, okay, yes, back to what I'm trying to say 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:23.000 is strawberry birthday cake makes sense, strawberry birthday cake. But 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.520 when it's by itself, come at me. 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:28.000 Now, is it the cake or is it the frosting 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:28.680 that they're talking about? 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:29.320 Exactly? 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:32.199 There's so many variables when you're talking about birthday cake. 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.559 Sprinkles, Yeah, I love the sprinkles. 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:37.720 Can I tell you a funny story real quick. Yeah, 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:40.559 The first time my wife ever met my aunt, we 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:45.480 were coming out of a cold Stone creamery. Okay, she's 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:48.960 an older woman. Yeah, And I said, oh my goodness, Amy, 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:51.680 this is my aunt Betty. Aunt Betty, this is Amy 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:54.040 and Aunt Betty smiled, and her teeth were full of 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:57.720 chocolate sprinkles. Oh no, so from that day fourth we 0:12:57.760 --> 0:12:58.640 call her sprinkles. 0:12:59.440 --> 0:12:59.880 I love it. 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:03.160 That's cute, all right, that was wholesome. 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.199 I hope she doesn't have a smartphone because she doesn't 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:09.320 know that. All right, let's go into the Kellogg's True 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:11.240 Loops birthday cake strawberry cereal. 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:17.559 Here it is, okay. 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:20.400 It tastes like it's been sitting on the shelf for 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.079 a long time. I don't like it. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:24.360 It tastes like buttered popcorn. 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:26.679 Yes, it does have an aftertaste of buttered popcorn. 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:30.199 It's nasty. That's buttered popcorn in a box. Mast is 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:31.560 strawberry birthday cake. 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:34.120 I'm gonna just I'm just one one more, just in case. 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.880 Huh, this gets a bowl and a spoon. That was 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:39.880 not good. Throw it away, burn the box, call it 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:40.320 a day. 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:42.719 I'm going to give it a ball. Not good. I 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:46.320 was very I was looking forward to it. I really was. 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:49.080 That's good, and that's one of us. Well, you look 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:50.760 very sad. Now I feel bad. 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.520 I keep stepping on this one loop that's on the 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:54.160 floor and you have no shoes on. You're gonna cut 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:54.960 your foot on this loop? 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.200 Are they that's sharp? I mean maybe these are because 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:58.079 they taste a little stale. 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:00.000 On top of that, it's a fresh, brand new box. 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.280 It's a you know, it's a limited edition, which means 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:03.760 it won't be around long. So if you want to 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.840 try don't. If you want to try it, you better hurry. 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:09.319 Don't go rush to try it because it's trash. 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.360 We should rename him too, can't, Sam. 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:13.760 This is the fourth joke you've made. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.600 We should probably go now because we're getting delirious. There's 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:19.000 lots of sugar in our systems. 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:21.960 There really isn't because now that you are healthy and 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:24.680 you only eat one spoonful, we really don't have that 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:25.200 much sugar. 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:27.080 I did have two spoonfuls because I just needed to 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:28.440 make sure it would sucked. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.040 Like the life I might go back to, because I 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:31.720 like the life you did. Rightful? 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:37.800 Yay, all right, we have to go because it's I 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.840 don't know which is getting out of control. I can't 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.120 believe you're still listening to it. Thank you appreciate that. 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:43.520 Oh you know what, just try the milk. Try the 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:46.680 birthday cake milk, would you please? I'm thinking that might 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:47.400 save it. 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:51.520 Nope, buttered popcorn milk. All right, the last thing I 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:52.360 ever wanted to try it? 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:57.160 Please follow us on Twitter as serial killers peec that's 0:14:57.200 --> 0:14:59.280 cereal with the sea. What's going on over there. 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:00.520 In my brain? Just out of something? 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:00.840 Yes? 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:02.360 Was there ever chocolate fruit loops? 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:03.400 Well, think about it. 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:06.320 Think about what you just said. So no, unless they 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:11.080 just threw a new fruit named chocolate. No, oh god, okay, 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:11.760 thanks my. 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:12.520 Find this moment. 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:15.800 But think about it. What if they did, like chocolate 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:18.840 covered strawberry chocolate covered like you know what I'm saying, Like. 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:23.120 They other loop cereals in chocolate form, but there's never 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:24.360 been chocolate fruit loops. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:26.440 This needs to be a thing. Get on it, fruit loops. 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:28.080 I'm not gonna eat it or like it, but like 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:30.720 a chocolate covered strawberry chocolate wildberry. 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:33.520 You hate the strawberry fruit loops, so why would you 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:35.240 want chocolate covered strawberry fruit loop? 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.600 Well? How do I know which one was a strawberry 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:39.320 colored one? I just assume it's the red one in 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:40.160 the regular box. 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:44.480 I think I'm nauseous. I'm getting dizzy. I'm dizzy. Why, 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:45.560 I'm not sure? 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:46.720 Are you gonna pass out? 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:49.880 We should go now? Thank you for listening to Cereal Killers. 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:53.160 An a whole new episode in just a few days. 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:55.800 Bet you can't wait unless there's some sort of cereal 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:58.920 emergency and we'll give you a bonus on a Wednesday. 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:01.240 I don't know what day this, I don't know what's 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:02.400 going on. What's my name? 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:06.760 I'm worried about your well being if you pass out. 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:08.720 I don't know any of the CPR. 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:11.880 Any of the CPR. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers. 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:13.240 Did you want to say something else? Andrew? 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:13.840 Yes? What? 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:17.720 Make sure if you're enjoying this podcast, you're a newcomer, 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:20.560 you're like, whoa, this was great. I loved it so much, 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:23.040