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Speaker 1: Hey, well, Mama's it's me David Bori from earlier. I'm

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Speaker 1: here to tell you that I have a comedy special

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Speaker 1: that I produced by myself that is out via Mypatreon,

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Speaker 1: patreon dot com backslash David Bori. Go on there, sign

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Speaker 1: up for the Patreon for free, buy the special for

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Speaker 1: twelve dollars. It is quite frankly the best special of

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Speaker 1: the year, next to Limeston's, and I stand on that.

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Speaker 2: WHOA, that's a great stance to have, and thank you

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Speaker 2: for mentioning. I too have a special August twentieth, it'll

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Speaker 2: be available on Netflix. It's called Bad Poetry, and it's

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Speaker 2: the best I could do. It's I don't know where

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Speaker 2: it ranks in the scale of other specials, but it

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Speaker 2: certainly is the best I could come up with and

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Speaker 2: commit to. So I'd appreciate your viewership and watch David

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Speaker 2: watch mine, and write us immediately afterwards and tell us

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Speaker 2: how funny we are. And if you didn't feel that way,

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Speaker 2: maybe shut the fuck up about it.

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Speaker 3: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 1: You be got, yo, you be got? You want to

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Speaker 1: wreck your body?

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Speaker 3: Baby?

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Speaker 1: Welcome Little Mama's in Gentiles. Alike to another phenomenal episode

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Speaker 1: of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the

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Speaker 2: pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we finally work to prove the conspiracy theories of you,

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Speaker 1: the listener. That's right, y'all. It's another fucking mini.

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Speaker 2: Episode, motherfucking mini episode, and we've got an exciting one.

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Speaker 2: We got an email, some would say a public announcement.

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Speaker 2: Public announcement. You say, I haven't read it yet. You

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Speaker 2: know more than I do about this email.

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Speaker 1: As soon as I read it, I couldn't wait for

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Speaker 1: you to read. It's been like, this is gonna be

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Speaker 1: the highlight of my day. Oh shit, this is exciting.

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Speaker 2: I got. We got an email. I'm gonna read it.

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Speaker 2: It's from a person named John. John sent us an

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Speaker 2: email and the subject line is just food safety. It

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Speaker 2: feels very clinical. It doesn't it doesn't offer a lot,

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Speaker 2: but I'm excited to see what this is. John said,

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Speaker 2: you guys should leave food safety and truly scientific shit alone.

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Speaker 2: You don't know what you're talking about. Keep believing your

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Speaker 2: stupid third world shit. Whoa about how to clean chicken?

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Speaker 2: It's just making your chicken less juicy and making everyone

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Speaker 2: question if black people actually cook better. Africa doesn't have

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Speaker 2: the FDA washing your chicken ach doing shit versus cooking it.

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Speaker 2: Let's each eat a pound of wings. Yours can be

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Speaker 2: washed and raw, and mind will be cooked and we

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Speaker 2: can see who gets sick first.

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Speaker 4: Wow. Fuck, goddamn John, Why did you speak.

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Speaker 2: To us this way? You obviously listen to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: What why are you talking to us in such a

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Speaker 2: bigoted way? He's furious. He's a deeply racist, crazy man

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Speaker 2: yelling at us about washing chicken.

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Speaker 1: He's a suit idiot.

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Speaker 2: He's Africa doesn't have an FDA, which, by the way,

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Speaker 2: I looked it up for the purposes of this.

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Speaker 1: First of all, Africa doesn't have an FDA because Africa

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Speaker 1: is a group of countries, not a single unit. Also,

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Speaker 1: sheer leone, does we have this SLBD this this uh

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Speaker 1: what's it called? I can't find it, but they do

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Speaker 1: because countries have that.

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Speaker 2: And also a country has some version of a food

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Speaker 2: in safety.

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Speaker 1: And also this fool, this stupid, stupid man, he thought

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Speaker 1: that we weren't cooking the chicken at all.

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Speaker 2: He all right, he thinks we're just washing it and

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Speaker 2: then taking a bite out of it just giving it

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Speaker 2: a good scrubbing.

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Speaker 1: That he listens. He's so bad. People say everybody said

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Speaker 1: a cook cook, They don't even cook that chicken.

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Speaker 2: He's like, you monkeys are wasted the juice.

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Speaker 5: Ah, why would I you fucking dick, and I absolutely

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Speaker 5: everyone that I'm saying, you true, imbecile, you fucking moron.

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Speaker 2: You're an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, what a stupid stupid man. You didn't even

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Speaker 1: listen deep.

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Speaker 2: Enough to understand we cooked the chicken, you idiot. That's

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Speaker 2: you literally, though it's literally the thing that black people

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Speaker 2: are most concerned with is cooking it. We we fry

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Speaker 2: our ship hard hard.

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Speaker 1: It's a term hard fried, hard fried my wings.

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Speaker 2: It's not even up for debate whether or not you

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Speaker 2: cook it.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen how we eat steak? It's egregious. It's not.

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Speaker 2: Black people ain't tartared nothing in their life.

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Speaker 1: And also, you fucking idiot, you think you don't think

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Speaker 1: you would have heard about this. It took us you

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Speaker 1: listening to us. Was the first time you heard that

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Speaker 1: black people weren't cooking their chicken?

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Speaker 2: Yes, you're you're a Nutcae, Sir John.

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Speaker 1: Hilarious, though, money he was listening to the whole thing

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Speaker 1: getting activated. I wonder what the point was, because it

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Speaker 1: was clearly after something I said where he was like,

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Speaker 1: you get your third world bullshit.

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Speaker 2: He was big mad at you, I think specifically, and

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Speaker 2: maybe maybe it was just he's just lashing out, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean, in a general African sense, but

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Speaker 2: it does feel very targeted at you, for sure.

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Speaker 1: For sure he's lashing out in a general sense, but

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Speaker 1: also because guess what, idiot, you ain't get paid to

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Speaker 1: write that email, but I got paid to read it.

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Speaker 1: You fucking lose it. My third world s.

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Speaker 2: Fuck? He came man, hot man, he was.

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Speaker 1: So he listened, and then I think we can say

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Speaker 1: that name. It has to be a pseudonym, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that this can't be his real name.

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Speaker 1: So he went to his burner. He went to his

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Speaker 1: burner email, you know, the same email he uses to

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Speaker 1: send messages to million dollars worth of game and dream jams.

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Speaker 1: I'll be here with my cold butt lights and we'll

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Speaker 1: see who gets drunk.

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Speaker 2: First versus cold butt light. Cold butt light wins every time. Like, bro,

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Speaker 2: we're not drinking that hot.

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Speaker 1: Also, brother, I don't think I haven't thought about being

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Speaker 1: entered into a wing off. It's not gonna be with

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Speaker 1: a man named John Smith. That god damn sure.

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Speaker 2: It's also crazy that you're like, you make a pound

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Speaker 2: of wings, and you I'll make a pound of wings.

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Speaker 2: It's like, why, it's just just if it's wings, just

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Speaker 2: just wings, man, what's happening with like this weird uh

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Speaker 2: measurement that you're you're restricting us to a pound of

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Speaker 2: raw wings? Even if I did eat raw wings, of

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Speaker 2: course I'll get sick after a pound of them. What

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Speaker 2: is he talking about? Talking? He's funny, though, He's a funny,

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Speaker 2: so funny.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. It makes me feel like maybe this

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Speaker 1: is fake.

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Speaker 6: It's for sure, But the way that it's written it

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Speaker 6: does feel very reactionary, like he heard it and just

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Speaker 6: sent some shit off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fascinating, because you guys should leave food safety

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Speaker 2: and truly scientific shit alone. That part of it. I

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Speaker 2: almost thought he was going to try to like really

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Speaker 2: school us on some ship. Do you know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 2: Like he was gonna be like, actually, here's evidence of

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Speaker 2: this and this and this, and in the episode, I

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Speaker 2: thought I did a pretty good job.

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Speaker 1: You literally explained it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, explaining that, like, actually washing the chicken is probably

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Speaker 2: not the most effective thing that we should be doing,

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Speaker 2: and like, studies show that our science certainly attests to

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Speaker 2: the fact that if you wash your chicken, you could

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Speaker 2: be potentially spreading worse diseases than than you had in

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Speaker 2: the first place.

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Speaker 7: That's that's why I watched it me though, right because

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Speaker 7: you said that, I comprehended it and was still like,

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Speaker 7: I'm going to wash my chicken in my third world.

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Speaker 1: Bullshit, damn third Also, it's developing nation bullshit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, brother, if you're gonna be, if you're gonna be

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Speaker 2: a racist, be an up to date racist.

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Speaker 1: Don't come on, man.

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Speaker 2: Don't be a nineteen fifties racist. Be a twenty twenty

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Speaker 2: four racist.

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Speaker 1: Also, it's funny to think it's must be trolling, dude.

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Speaker 1: It's like, do you not know what we do here?

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Speaker 1: We don't.

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Speaker 2: What do you want? You don't want us to stalk

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Speaker 2: about science is happening? That's our whole thing is talking

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Speaker 2: poorly about science.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I've made my money, That's how Papa

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Speaker 1: gets sick, That's how I get comments in my bank account.

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Speaker 2: Bro, we're calling upon you because we have new merch.

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Speaker 2: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling

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Speaker 2: and it's fucking great. We love it so much.

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Speaker 1: Just sleek, it's sexy.

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Speaker 2: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

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Speaker 1: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

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Speaker 1: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then

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Speaker 1: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has

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Speaker 1: a coofie on it, since my mama told me. And

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Speaker 1: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,

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Speaker 1: which is who you are.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

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Speaker 2: mama told me that merch table dot com. It's a

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Speaker 2: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and

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Speaker 2: all the sweet stuff, So get it. John Smith, if

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Speaker 2: that is in fact your real name, thank you, first

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Speaker 2: and foremost free.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I have more I want to talk about

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Speaker 1: on this, just no please. Yeah, it just says making

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Speaker 1: everyone question if black people actually cook better? Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: That's so crazy to me because I didn't. I think

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Speaker 1: that's not even a stereotype. I think that might just

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Speaker 1: be a fact. I don't think anybody questions that. I've

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Speaker 1: never heard anyone question it. I've never heard anyone question that.

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Speaker 2: I think if you get into like health.

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Speaker 1: Situations with food, maybe I understand there's the opportunity there.

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Speaker 1: But I don't think anyone's ever said that black people

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Speaker 1: don't cook tasty food or questioned it.

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Speaker 2: Our taste scores are are off the charts. Now now

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Speaker 2: we invented fried chicken. You fucking we are keeping our

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Speaker 2: feet scores are. Those numbers are not great, Big Mama.

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Speaker 2: Your arm numbers myself before I wrecked myself. Big Mama,

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Speaker 2: your arm numbers are not good. But you better believe

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Speaker 2: that grease that she burned her arm in was delicious.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it was seasoned.

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Speaker 2: That tastes good. It was old grease, O grease.

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Speaker 1: That was old grease before you were born.

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Speaker 2: Her mother's arm was in that before then, and her

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Speaker 2: mother's mother's arm was in that before her. Everybody burned

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Speaker 2: their arm in that groose and it tastes.

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Speaker 1: Good, sweet sweet old grease. Man, this is I'm really

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Speaker 1: glad I got to witness that. I love the wing

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Speaker 1: off about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the other crazy part of it is is

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Speaker 2: you're speaking so coarsely to us, and then also expecting

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Speaker 2: that we would meet up for wings, like what world

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Speaker 2: do you call? Do you call us a bunch of apes?

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Speaker 2: And then afterwards we go, well, we gotta compete with

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Speaker 2: the way you we got to see if the.

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Speaker 1: Wing is one of my more treasured experiences is sharing

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Speaker 1: wings with the people.

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Speaker 2: I'm long, Yeah, it's not.

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Speaker 1: It's not so like, why would if he's speaking to us,

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Speaker 1: is if he was never a fan?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and yet it seems to be digging into the

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Speaker 2: to and immediately that's what I wonder. I had nothing

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Speaker 2: about what we're It was me. You think he might

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Speaker 2: have been like, I'm a big David Bori fan.

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Speaker 1: I think he saw me somewhere in Denver and he

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Speaker 2: He was like, his his stand up comedy is so reasonable,

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Speaker 2: And then was hugely disappointed.

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Speaker 1: Hugely disappointed. And to that, I say, Dick suck David, Dick.

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Speaker 2: Is raw uncooked Dick. You me a good old rubber.

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Speaker 2: All right, I think we did it. I think yeah,

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Speaker 2: it nails it. Fuck you, John. But but David, where

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Speaker 2: can they find you?

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Speaker 1: Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram, Patreon, dot com,

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Speaker 1: Club August twenty third and twenty fourth. You came out

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Speaker 1: so much for me last time. I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Come on back out. We're gonna it's jokes you've never

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Speaker 1: seen before. Some of them good, admittedly, some of them bad.

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Speaker 1: None of them about chicken.

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Speaker 2: We'll get some chicken jokes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I gotta I'm still building the hour.

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Speaker 2: You gotta fill a whole hour. You gotta do some

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Speaker 2: chicken jokes.

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Speaker 2: And if you want to see my special August twentieth,

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Speaker 3: Not at all.

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