WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Bowling for Booty

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jew bowls second d date. Going bowling on a

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<v Speaker 1>first date is always a good idea. Yeah, it's super fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You get to do an activity, and for me personally,

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<v Speaker 1>I've always liked it because then I get to get

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<v Speaker 1>a glimpse of how big that woman's fingers are. I

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<v Speaker 1>only like girls who handle really big hold bowling balls.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's a different story for a different time. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not about me right now, and my choice is when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to women's fingers, it's about Thomas and his choice.

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<v Speaker 1>And Thomas took his date bowling, but now she's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling him back. What's up, Thomas? What's up? Man? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you into the big fingered ladies like I am? Or

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<v Speaker 1>big thing? I mean, I like to letsbie big. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone needs to stop any more of it. So your

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<v Speaker 1>email said that you went bowling on your first date,

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<v Speaker 1>going to the bawl out, I'll take a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>them to the bowl out of because you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>see what you working with every time. You got ten

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<v Speaker 1>frames to see that approach talking to see the booty, yah,

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<v Speaker 1>ten frames to see that frame, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought for a second, like legitimately you were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about their quality of game. No, I'm talking about bowling

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<v Speaker 1>for booty. That's calling for booty. I like it. We're

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<v Speaker 1>all the same page. Yeah, you know, my cousin will

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<v Speaker 1>be up with this girl, you know, on a blind date.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what's her name? Cynthia? All right, and how

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<v Speaker 1>was bowling with Cynthia? Did you enjoy yourself? Oh? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a great time. I think I thought we

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time. I mean I got to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>get a little glimpse of her, you know, when you

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<v Speaker 1>know she was bowling them buns out there, you know. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, yeah, I guess I know. Now, so she

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<v Speaker 1>passed the buns test. She sounds like the full package.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's that's all inclusive. You can't just have

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<v Speaker 1>one part and not like the other two. It's got

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<v Speaker 1>to be everything. That's a good point. That's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this was a blinding date. So had you met

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<v Speaker 1>her at all before? Or was this legitimately the first

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<v Speaker 1>time you two had ever seen each other? So the

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<v Speaker 1>first time I've seen her. So you know, we got

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<v Speaker 1>a lane and uh, you know, like I said, we

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<v Speaker 1>got a couple of rules, had a good time. Well

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<v Speaker 1>in place a wager though we had like we had

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<v Speaker 1>a bet, because I'm like, if I'm super competitive, for

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<v Speaker 1>we had a bet, you know, whoever lost was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to buy curly five Actually you have to buy

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<v Speaker 1>curly fries? Or did she have to buy curly fries

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<v Speaker 1>at the bottom curly fries? Now I thought, I'll do this. Man, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't let her. You should not let her win.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. That is the right way to go. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta be dominant on the first date, you know, So

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<v Speaker 1>you dominated her bawling and did you actually make her

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<v Speaker 1>pay for the curly fries? Man to play? What's good?

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<v Speaker 1>I agree? I mean some guys, some guys would do

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<v Speaker 1>that and then at the end of be like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get it for you. She lost the bet

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<v Speaker 1>and you made her pay. I like that a liar.

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<v Speaker 1>No woman wants a pity win or getting off of

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<v Speaker 1>a bet, and if she goes since she's not worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be looking weak, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, not being a man of my words. So

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta all right to do it. So was that

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<v Speaker 1>it for your date? Then you beat her at bowling,

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<v Speaker 1>made her pace for some curly fries, and that was it.

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<v Speaker 1>We we have fun though, Like we ended up playing

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<v Speaker 1>you know, bowling and stick at the arcades. So we

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<v Speaker 1>ended up playing some games and stuff like that. So

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<v Speaker 1>you guys stayed after you were done bowling. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what it was. It was a good night. We were

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<v Speaker 1>still you know, laughing at joke and played some dance

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<v Speaker 1>Dance Revolution And did you win a dance Dance Revolution?

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<v Speaker 1>Or did she win? I mean, I mean I was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good, you know what I mean? She was good

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<v Speaker 1>as well, so I called her the tie. You lost?

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<v Speaker 1>You lost? You lost a dance dance Revolution. That's okay, man, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But I was trying. I was trying to show off

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<v Speaker 1>the moves. But that's what's going on. I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be fancy so that she's like, you're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>play with your feet. You just keep air humping. Time

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<v Speaker 1>to stop. How did the date end with her? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>everything went good. You know. I walked her out to

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<v Speaker 1>the car and got you know a little kiss. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't no you know, make out after third grade type stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was, you know, something real nice. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just a no kiss, and I thought we was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>link up the game and during the little kids. Was

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<v Speaker 1>that something you initiated? Yeah? You know, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>went in the end, but she didn't like back up,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. So okay, That's what I'm curious is if

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<v Speaker 1>she reciprocated or not. Of course she was seprocators I

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<v Speaker 1>got from Sexy Lips, so she had such a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you think she's not calling you back? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly, I got no idea. I mean, I'm hoping

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<v Speaker 1>it's not because the five that would be petty. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like three thirty seven ridiculous. I mean, I'm paid

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<v Speaker 1>for everything else, so you know, it's not like she

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<v Speaker 1>came out of pocket crazy. It was me. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>we had a good time. I have no idea. And

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<v Speaker 1>how many times don't matter because of my swackis move?

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<v Speaker 1>How many times you tried to get ahold of her

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<v Speaker 1>since your day? No, you've seen a couple of text messages.

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<v Speaker 1>After two texts, you can't send a third one can

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<v Speaker 1>sing stalkers got two text messages and no response or

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<v Speaker 1>she responded shortly no no response, And I'm proud of

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<v Speaker 1>you for not going to that third text message and

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<v Speaker 1>looking stockersh but then calling us instead and having us

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<v Speaker 1>call her. You gotta find out the lady. All right, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Well we're gonna play a song, come back, and then

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<v Speaker 1>call her and get your second date update. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Probably okay, man, hang on brooking jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Second d and today's second date update. We

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<v Speaker 1>go bowling for booty. That's right if you're just tuning in.

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas is on the phone and bowling for booty is

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<v Speaker 1>what he likes to do. On his first dates. He

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<v Speaker 1>went out with a girl named Cynthia. He went bowling.

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<v Speaker 1>Why does he call it bowling for booty because he says,

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<v Speaker 1>you get to watch their frame as they make their

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<v Speaker 1>approach and you get to check out all they're working with. Thomas,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready to give Cynthia call and find out

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<v Speaker 1>why she's not calling you back? Yeah? Man, I'm ready

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<v Speaker 1>to find out what's going on? All right? Hey? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I ask you? I mean, how apparent were you when

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<v Speaker 1>you were gawking at her booty? She came for me

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<v Speaker 1>because he turned down the way. I mean, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's good to check out the goods. I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I didn't know if you did a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>commentary on the side as well, you know, nothing too

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<v Speaker 1>over the toime. I'm not you know, I'm like I

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<v Speaker 1>kept the cool, I'm smoothing with it, and I'm making

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<v Speaker 1>noises like when she goes up there just like m

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing that. That's sad, it's right there, man, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's sad. All right, let me just refresh everybody's memory

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<v Speaker 1>real quick before we call her. Thomas took Cynthia bowling.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a fun time. He beat her at bowling,

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<v Speaker 1>and they had a bet that she had to buy

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<v Speaker 1>curly fries if she lost. She lost. She bought the

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<v Speaker 1>curly fries. Then they played a little dance dance revolution

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<v Speaker 1>and ended the night with a small kiss. But he

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't heard from her since. All right, man, I'm ada

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<v Speaker 1>her phon number right now. You ready, I'm ready? Mary? Okay, hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Cynthia? Please? This is she? Hey Cynthia?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. All right, this is who Jewil from

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever heard of us? No, I haven't heard

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<v Speaker 1>of you, but good for you. You got a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>But why are you guys calling me. I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>because you recently went out on a date with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>and they emailed us because you aren't calling them back. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a segment that we do on our show called

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<v Speaker 1>the second Date Update. I know it's kind of weird,

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<v Speaker 1>but you recently hung out with a dude named Thomas. Okay, yeah, Thomas,

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<v Speaker 1>and Thomas emailed us because he's confused. Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>not calling him back after your date? Um? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it was okay, just not really my type. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess are you not attracted to him? Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>it was? Because it was a blind date, so you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really know what you're getting into, right, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he was a handsome guy. I mean we had an

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<v Speaker 1>awesome time, very competitive, but yeah, just not my I

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<v Speaker 1>just wasn't my type. Okay. But if he's a handsome

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<v Speaker 1>guy and you had a great time, what about him

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<v Speaker 1>is like? What's wrong with him? I mean? Wow, so

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<v Speaker 1>he was a cool guy, but it was just because

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<v Speaker 1>something was just a little off, that's all. What could

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<v Speaker 1>be off? Though? Because but Cynthia, all you've done is

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<v Speaker 1>compliment him, so what could be off? And he've laughed

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<v Speaker 1>cutely during the whole time we've talked to you about him,

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<v Speaker 1>because he was so sweet. But goodness, oh goodness, I

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<v Speaker 1>just what's the But what's the But he was so sweet?

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<v Speaker 1>But what is he dumb? Does he have like a

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<v Speaker 1>weird eye or something? He was just so little. I

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<v Speaker 1>felt like I was with my fund. Wow, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>big height difference. There's a huge type difference. He has

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<v Speaker 1>to be at least a couple of inches shorter than me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't really like that. I'm not gonna trying

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<v Speaker 1>to take so I'm five six and he to be

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<v Speaker 1>about five two and a half. He's like really short.

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<v Speaker 1>He's really short. And the sad parties he had to

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<v Speaker 1>do smaller balls. I felt so bad. He's like kids

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<v Speaker 1>bowling balls. Yes, he had to, though I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>I it was just very awkward. But he was great.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't do the little bitty thing. And I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not even that tall. I am way taller than him.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what that looks like with heels on?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, when I met him, my head on

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<v Speaker 1>a blue heel. I didn't know he was gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>that little. I have on this heel and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>I walk up and I couldn't even see him at first,

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<v Speaker 1>Like where is he? He's like swiping out your knee caps, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm down here. It was just weird. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>really don't think you should discredit him, though, because I

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<v Speaker 1>have dated many a short man and they've worked very

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<v Speaker 1>hard for you. Well, maybe, but I'm not used to

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<v Speaker 1>dating that little So how did the rest of your night?

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<v Speaker 1>At the end of the night, What really got it

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<v Speaker 1>was the awkward kiss, like I'm I'm looking up. I

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<v Speaker 1>had to slempt so far down and it was just

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<v Speaker 1>it was weird. Yeah, I don't want to do it

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<v Speaker 1>and sit there as a short guy. That's my favorite part.

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<v Speaker 1>I date taller women and I love it when they

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<v Speaker 1>have to bend down to kiss me. It's hilarious. But

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<v Speaker 1>not that many people find it funny. Yeah, that's just

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<v Speaker 1>not my thing. Oh my goodness. Okay, well, Cynthia, I

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<v Speaker 1>do need to let you know that Thomas is on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening to this conversation. She's on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah real, Oh my god, no a minute. Nah, we

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<v Speaker 1>had a good time. You know, big things come in

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<v Speaker 1>small packages. He's right, I didn't know you were there.

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<v Speaker 1>I am so sorry. He's so embarrassing. Come on, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to look down on me that far. It

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<v Speaker 1>was barely bent over, Thomas. My back was hurting by

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<v Speaker 1>the time I bring back. Come on, I don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you know the back was hurting because of

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<v Speaker 1>that weapon. Up, go on, you on board. We had

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<v Speaker 1>a good time, you know what. You're right, we had

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<v Speaker 1>an amazing time. It's yeah, you you are a short

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear you this whole time. All you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>is totid a good time, and you said I'm handsome.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Honest, see why we can't go out? You

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<v Speaker 1>can't look past my shortness? Oh goodness, I did. You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>You're totally right. I just it's just I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna work. I'm not I'm not fired too. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>file four in the quarter. And if I'm stretch the

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<v Speaker 1>fire for a half, he can stretch out to you

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<v Speaker 1>and get to five four and a half On a

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<v Speaker 1>good day, I could stretch and now I'll be tall

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<v Speaker 1>as I can be handsome. You've got to give it

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<v Speaker 1>another chance. I mean a great guy. So Thomas, it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't bother you to like dat a woman that towers

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<v Speaker 1>over you like I literally tower over you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>short man. I could do things other man can't do.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying, You got stuff? I need

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<v Speaker 1>the cabinet boom. I can get that. You ain't gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be a hurt your back. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Something going to the bed. I could just pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>backflip under there if I need to sudden. Anytime you

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<v Speaker 1>need your shoes ties, I'm right there. I can stand

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<v Speaker 1>up doing it. You know what you have to say

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<v Speaker 1>to him? Wow? I know you're laughing. You think I'm funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you get that's pretty smile on your face

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<v Speaker 1>and complimenting the smile. Come on, sent there, Oh miss stop?

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<v Speaker 1>You girl got me acting claims. I have to call

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<v Speaker 1>the rightio facing to get you to talk to me again,

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing me. I'm just video, you know I do. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to take to make you smile. That's all I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do for the you know, the next foreseeable future.

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<v Speaker 1>At least one more time a bad try to get

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit more. You'll try, Mamma. That's wrong. You

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<v Speaker 1>should know how to win someone else first. So there

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<v Speaker 1>you go. Will you go on a second date with Thomas.

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<v Speaker 1>We know he's short, but he sounds like an awesome dude,

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<v Speaker 1>and it sounds like you like him. We go out

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<v Speaker 1>with him one more time. We'll pay for it. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being a bit judg mental and Thomas, you you

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<v Speaker 1>make me laugh, So yes, I will go out on

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<v Speaker 1>the stand talk about That's what I'm talking about. Our here,

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<v Speaker 1>the big room, dudes everywhere. Thomas, you got a second date,

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<v Speaker 1>and yes you scored a victory for short guys all

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<v Speaker 1>across the world today. Yeah, man, thank you, brooked you boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate you all. Bill, you ain't gona rebrutas baby.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I'm sparing. I might be five four, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm six five in the bedroom, you know. Texted says

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<v Speaker 1>on behalf of short Dudes Everywhere. I want to thank

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas for being on the show today. Right talking about

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update if you missed it, Thomas wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to call a girl named Cindy. She wasn't calling back

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<v Speaker 1>after their date. He didn't know why he went. They

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<v Speaker 1>went bowling, had a great time. We got Cindy on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and we found out the reason she wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>calling back was because Thomas is really short. But you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I'd rather date a super nice, funny short

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<v Speaker 1>guy than a total douchebag that's really tall. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas was hilarious. He was a funny dude. His personality

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<v Speaker 1>totally won her and everybody over. Honestly, she decided to

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<v Speaker 1>go back out with him because she was like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a great time, and I can get over

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that you're so short because you're funny. Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else texted in, see you guys just have short Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>Hart on the phone. I'm taller than Kevin Hart, like

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<v Speaker 1>I have to find I have a picture with him,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like amazing to me that I'm taller. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>fine too, everybody's taller than him. But he's funny and

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<v Speaker 1>people love him, and people love Thomas. From today's second

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<v Speaker 1>Date update, Remember, if you want to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, I have to do an email the show

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<v Speaker 1>and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Remove