Speaker 1: Brooking jew bowls second d date. Going bowling on a
Speaker 1: first date is always a good idea. Yeah, it's super fun.
Speaker 1: You get to do an activity, and for me personally,
Speaker 1: I've always liked it because then I get to get
Speaker 1: a glimpse of how big that woman's fingers are. I
Speaker 1: only like girls who handle really big hold bowling balls.
Speaker 1: But that's a different story for a different time. It's
Speaker 1: not about me right now, and my choice is when
Speaker 1: it comes to women's fingers, it's about Thomas and his choice.
Speaker 1: And Thomas took his date bowling, but now she's not
Speaker 1: calling him back. What's up, Thomas? What's up? Man? Are
Speaker 1: you into the big fingered ladies like I am? Or
Speaker 1: big thing? I mean, I like to letsbie big. You know,
Speaker 1: everyone needs to stop any more of it. So your
Speaker 1: email said that you went bowling on your first date,
Speaker 1: going to the bawl out, I'll take a lot of
Speaker 1: them to the bowl out of because you've got to
Speaker 1: see what you working with every time. You got ten
Speaker 1: frames to see that approach talking to see the booty, yah,
Speaker 1: ten frames to see that frame, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I thought for a second, like legitimately you were talking
Speaker 1: about their quality of game. No, I'm talking about bowling
Speaker 1: for booty. That's calling for booty. I like it. We're
Speaker 1: all the same page. Yeah, you know, my cousin will
Speaker 1: be up with this girl, you know, on a blind date.
Speaker 1: All right, what's her name? Cynthia? All right, and how
Speaker 1: was bowling with Cynthia? Did you enjoy yourself? Oh? Man,
Speaker 1: I had a great time. I think I thought we
Speaker 1: had a great time. I mean I got to, you know,
Speaker 1: get a little glimpse of her, you know, when you
Speaker 1: know she was bowling them buns out there, you know. Oh,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, I guess I know. Now, so she
Speaker 1: passed the buns test. She sounds like the full package.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's all inclusive. You can't just have
Speaker 1: one part and not like the other two. It's got
Speaker 1: to be everything. That's a good point. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: Now this was a blinding date. So had you met
Speaker 1: her at all before? Or was this legitimately the first
Speaker 1: time you two had ever seen each other? So the
Speaker 1: first time I've seen her. So you know, we got
Speaker 1: a lane and uh, you know, like I said, we
Speaker 1: got a couple of rules, had a good time. Well
Speaker 1: in place a wager though we had like we had
Speaker 1: a bet, because I'm like, if I'm super competitive, for
Speaker 1: we had a bet, you know, whoever lost was gonna
Speaker 1: have to buy curly five Actually you have to buy
Speaker 1: curly fries? Or did she have to buy curly fries
Speaker 1: at the bottom curly fries? Now I thought, I'll do this. Man, Oh,
Speaker 1: you didn't let her. You should not let her win.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. That is the right way to go. You
Speaker 1: gotta be dominant on the first date, you know, So
Speaker 1: you dominated her bawling and did you actually make her
Speaker 1: pay for the curly fries? Man to play? What's good?
Speaker 1: I agree? I mean some guys, some guys would do
Speaker 1: that and then at the end of be like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it for you. She lost the bet
Speaker 1: and you made her pay. I like that a liar.
Speaker 1: No woman wants a pity win or getting off of
Speaker 1: a bet, and if she goes since she's not worth it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be looking weak, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, not being a man of my words. So
Speaker 1: I gotta all right to do it. So was that
Speaker 1: it for your date? Then you beat her at bowling,
Speaker 1: made her pace for some curly fries, and that was it.
Speaker 1: We we have fun though, Like we ended up playing
Speaker 1: you know, bowling and stick at the arcades. So we
Speaker 1: ended up playing some games and stuff like that. So
Speaker 1: you guys stayed after you were done bowling. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what it was. It was a good night. We were
Speaker 1: still you know, laughing at joke and played some dance
Speaker 1: Dance Revolution And did you win a dance Dance Revolution?
Speaker 1: Or did she win? I mean, I mean I was
Speaker 1: pretty good, you know what I mean? She was good
Speaker 1: as well, so I called her the tie. You lost?
Speaker 1: You lost? You lost a dance dance Revolution. That's okay, man, Okay,
Speaker 1: But I was trying. I was trying to show off
Speaker 1: the moves. But that's what's going on. I was trying
Speaker 1: to be fancy so that she's like, you're supposed to
Speaker 1: play with your feet. You just keep air humping. Time
Speaker 1: to stop. How did the date end with her? I mean,
Speaker 1: everything went good. You know. I walked her out to
Speaker 1: the car and got you know a little kiss. It
Speaker 1: wasn't no you know, make out after third grade type stuff,
Speaker 1: but it was, you know, something real nice. It was
Speaker 1: just a no kiss, and I thought we was gonna
Speaker 1: link up the game and during the little kids. Was
Speaker 1: that something you initiated? Yeah? You know, I mean I
Speaker 1: went in the end, but she didn't like back up,
Speaker 1: you know. So okay, That's what I'm curious is if
Speaker 1: she reciprocated or not. Of course she was seprocators I
Speaker 1: got from Sexy Lips, so she had such a good time.
Speaker 1: Why do you think she's not calling you back? Man?
Speaker 1: I honestly, I got no idea. I mean, I'm hoping
Speaker 1: it's not because the five that would be petty. It
Speaker 1: was like three thirty seven ridiculous. I mean, I'm paid
Speaker 1: for everything else, so you know, it's not like she
Speaker 1: came out of pocket crazy. It was me. I thought
Speaker 1: we had a good time. I have no idea. And
Speaker 1: how many times don't matter because of my swackis move?
Speaker 1: How many times you tried to get ahold of her
Speaker 1: since your day? No, you've seen a couple of text messages.
Speaker 1: After two texts, you can't send a third one can
Speaker 1: sing stalkers got two text messages and no response or
Speaker 1: she responded shortly no no response, And I'm proud of
Speaker 1: you for not going to that third text message and
Speaker 1: looking stockersh but then calling us instead and having us
Speaker 1: call her. You gotta find out the lady. All right, man,
Speaker 1: Well we're gonna play a song, come back, and then
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. All right,
Speaker 1: all right? Probably okay, man, hang on brooking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Second d and today's second date update. We
Speaker 1: go bowling for booty. That's right if you're just tuning in.
Speaker 1: Thomas is on the phone and bowling for booty is
Speaker 1: what he likes to do. On his first dates. He
Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Cynthia. He went bowling.
Speaker 1: Why does he call it bowling for booty because he says,
Speaker 1: you get to watch their frame as they make their
Speaker 1: approach and you get to check out all they're working with. Thomas,
Speaker 1: are you ready to give Cynthia call and find out
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back? Yeah? Man, I'm ready
Speaker 1: to find out what's going on? All right? Hey? Can
Speaker 1: I ask you? I mean, how apparent were you when
Speaker 1: you were gawking at her booty? She came for me
Speaker 1: because he turned down the way. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: it's good to check out the goods. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: maybe I didn't know if you did a lot of
Speaker 1: commentary on the side as well, you know, nothing too
Speaker 1: over the toime. I'm not you know, I'm like I
Speaker 1: kept the cool, I'm smoothing with it, and I'm making
Speaker 1: noises like when she goes up there just like m
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. That's sad, it's right there, man, No,
Speaker 1: that's sad. All right, let me just refresh everybody's memory
Speaker 1: real quick before we call her. Thomas took Cynthia bowling.
Speaker 1: They had a fun time. He beat her at bowling,
Speaker 1: and they had a bet that she had to buy
Speaker 1: curly fries if she lost. She lost. She bought the
Speaker 1: curly fries. Then they played a little dance dance revolution
Speaker 1: and ended the night with a small kiss. But he
Speaker 1: hasn't heard from her since. All right, man, I'm ada
Speaker 1: her phon number right now. You ready, I'm ready? Mary? Okay, hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Cynthia? Please? This is she? Hey Cynthia?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. All right, this is who Jewil from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, Hi,
Speaker 1: have you ever heard of us? No, I haven't heard
Speaker 1: of you, but good for you. You got a radio show.
Speaker 1: But why are you guys calling me. I'm calling you
Speaker 1: because you recently went out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: and they emailed us because you aren't calling them back. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a segment that we do on our show called
Speaker 1: the second Date Update. I know it's kind of weird,
Speaker 1: but you recently hung out with a dude named Thomas. Okay, yeah, Thomas,
Speaker 1: and Thomas emailed us because he's confused. Why are you
Speaker 1: not calling him back after your date? Um? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it was okay, just not really my type. I
Speaker 1: guess are you not attracted to him? Is that what
Speaker 1: it was? Because it was a blind date, so you
Speaker 1: didn't really know what you're getting into, right, you know,
Speaker 1: he was a handsome guy. I mean we had an
Speaker 1: awesome time, very competitive, but yeah, just not my I
Speaker 1: just wasn't my type. Okay. But if he's a handsome
Speaker 1: guy and you had a great time, what about him
Speaker 1: is like? What's wrong with him? I mean? Wow, so
Speaker 1: he was a cool guy, but it was just because
Speaker 1: something was just a little off, that's all. What could
Speaker 1: be off? Though? Because but Cynthia, all you've done is
Speaker 1: compliment him, so what could be off? And he've laughed
Speaker 1: cutely during the whole time we've talked to you about him,
Speaker 1: because he was so sweet. But goodness, oh goodness, I
Speaker 1: just what's the But what's the But he was so sweet?
Speaker 1: But what is he dumb? Does he have like a
Speaker 1: weird eye or something? He was just so little. I
Speaker 1: felt like I was with my fund. Wow, there's a
Speaker 1: big height difference. There's a huge type difference. He has
Speaker 1: to be at least a couple of inches shorter than me,
Speaker 1: and I don't really like that. I'm not gonna trying
Speaker 1: to take so I'm five six and he to be
Speaker 1: about five two and a half. He's like really short.
Speaker 1: He's really short. And the sad parties he had to
Speaker 1: do smaller balls. I felt so bad. He's like kids
Speaker 1: bowling balls. Yes, he had to, though I got it.
Speaker 1: I it was just very awkward. But he was great.
Speaker 1: I just can't do the little bitty thing. And I mean,
Speaker 1: you're not even that tall. I am way taller than him.
Speaker 1: Do you know what that looks like with heels on?
Speaker 1: First of all, when I met him, my head on
Speaker 1: a blue heel. I didn't know he was gonna be
Speaker 1: that little. I have on this heel and it's like
Speaker 1: I walk up and I couldn't even see him at first,
Speaker 1: Like where is he? He's like swiping out your knee caps, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm down here. It was just weird. I mean, I
Speaker 1: really don't think you should discredit him, though, because I
Speaker 1: have dated many a short man and they've worked very
Speaker 1: hard for you. Well, maybe, but I'm not used to
Speaker 1: dating that little So how did the rest of your night?
Speaker 1: At the end of the night, What really got it
Speaker 1: was the awkward kiss, like I'm I'm looking up. I
Speaker 1: had to slempt so far down and it was just
Speaker 1: it was weird. Yeah, I don't want to do it
Speaker 1: and sit there as a short guy. That's my favorite part.
Speaker 1: I date taller women and I love it when they
Speaker 1: have to bend down to kiss me. It's hilarious. But
Speaker 1: not that many people find it funny. Yeah, that's just
Speaker 1: not my thing. Oh my goodness. Okay, well, Cynthia, I
Speaker 1: do need to let you know that Thomas is on
Speaker 1: the other line listening to this conversation. She's on the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah real, Oh my god, no a minute. Nah, we
Speaker 1: had a good time. You know, big things come in
Speaker 1: small packages. He's right, I didn't know you were there.
Speaker 1: I am so sorry. He's so embarrassing. Come on, you
Speaker 1: don't have to look down on me that far. It
Speaker 1: was barely bent over, Thomas. My back was hurting by
Speaker 1: the time I bring back. Come on, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: You know you know the back was hurting because of
Speaker 1: that weapon. Up, go on, you on board. We had
Speaker 1: a good time, you know what. You're right, we had
Speaker 1: an amazing time. It's yeah, you you are a short
Speaker 1: I can hear you this whole time. All you're saying
Speaker 1: is totid a good time, and you said I'm handsome.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Honest, see why we can't go out? You
Speaker 1: can't look past my shortness? Oh goodness, I did. You're right,
Speaker 1: You're totally right. I just it's just I don't think
Speaker 1: it's gonna work. I'm not I'm not fired too. I'm
Speaker 1: file four in the quarter. And if I'm stretch the
Speaker 1: fire for a half, he can stretch out to you
Speaker 1: and get to five four and a half On a
Speaker 1: good day, I could stretch and now I'll be tall
Speaker 1: as I can be handsome. You've got to give it
Speaker 1: another chance. I mean a great guy. So Thomas, it
Speaker 1: doesn't bother you to like dat a woman that towers
Speaker 1: over you like I literally tower over you know, the
Speaker 1: short man. I could do things other man can't do.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, You got stuff? I need
Speaker 1: the cabinet boom. I can get that. You ain't gotta
Speaker 1: be a hurt your back. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Something going to the bed. I could just pretty much
Speaker 1: backflip under there if I need to sudden. Anytime you
Speaker 1: need your shoes ties, I'm right there. I can stand
Speaker 1: up doing it. You know what you have to say
Speaker 1: to him? Wow? I know you're laughing. You think I'm funny.
Speaker 1: I know you get that's pretty smile on your face
Speaker 1: and complimenting the smile. Come on, sent there, Oh miss stop?
Speaker 1: You girl got me acting claims. I have to call
Speaker 1: the rightio facing to get you to talk to me again,
Speaker 1: embarrassing me. I'm just video, you know I do. I
Speaker 1: have to take to make you smile. That's all I'm
Speaker 1: trying to do for the you know, the next foreseeable future.
Speaker 1: At least one more time a bad try to get
Speaker 1: a little bit more. You'll try, Mamma. That's wrong. You
Speaker 1: should know how to win someone else first. So there
Speaker 1: you go. Will you go on a second date with Thomas.
Speaker 1: We know he's short, but he sounds like an awesome dude,
Speaker 1: and it sounds like you like him. We go out
Speaker 1: with him one more time. We'll pay for it. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm being a bit judg mental and Thomas, you you
Speaker 1: make me laugh, So yes, I will go out on
Speaker 1: the stand talk about That's what I'm talking about. Our here,
Speaker 1: the big room, dudes everywhere. Thomas, you got a second date,
Speaker 1: and yes you scored a victory for short guys all
Speaker 1: across the world today. Yeah, man, thank you, brooked you boy.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you all. Bill, you ain't gona rebrutas baby.
Speaker 1: You know I'm sparing. I might be five four, but
Speaker 1: I'm six five in the bedroom, you know. Texted says
Speaker 1: on behalf of short Dudes Everywhere. I want to thank
Speaker 1: Thomas for being on the show today. Right talking about
Speaker 1: today's second date update if you missed it, Thomas wanted
Speaker 1: to call a girl named Cindy. She wasn't calling back
Speaker 1: after their date. He didn't know why he went. They
Speaker 1: went bowling, had a great time. We got Cindy on
Speaker 1: the phone and we found out the reason she wasn't
Speaker 1: calling back was because Thomas is really short. But you
Speaker 1: know what, I'd rather date a super nice, funny short
Speaker 1: guy than a total douchebag that's really tall. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: Thomas was hilarious. He was a funny dude. His personality
Speaker 1: totally won her and everybody over. Honestly, she decided to
Speaker 1: go back out with him because she was like, yes,
Speaker 1: I had a great time, and I can get over
Speaker 1: the fact that you're so short because you're funny. Somebody
Speaker 1: else texted in, see you guys just have short Kevin
Speaker 1: Hart on the phone. I'm taller than Kevin Hart, like
Speaker 1: I have to find I have a picture with him,
Speaker 1: and it's like amazing to me that I'm taller. I'm
Speaker 1: fine too, everybody's taller than him. But he's funny and
Speaker 1: people love him, and people love Thomas. From today's second
Speaker 1: Date update, Remember, if you want to do a second
Speaker 1: date update, I have to do an email the show
Speaker 1: and we will call the person who didn't call you back.
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