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Speaker 1: Brooking jew bowls second d date. Going bowling on a

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Speaker 1: first date is always a good idea. Yeah, it's super fun.

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Speaker 1: You get to do an activity, and for me personally,

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Speaker 1: I've always liked it because then I get to get

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Speaker 1: a glimpse of how big that woman's fingers are. I

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Speaker 1: But that's a different story for a different time. It's

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Speaker 1: not about me right now, and my choice is when

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Speaker 1: it comes to women's fingers, it's about Thomas and his choice.

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Speaker 1: And Thomas took his date bowling, but now she's not

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Speaker 1: calling him back. What's up, Thomas? What's up? Man? Are

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Speaker 1: you into the big fingered ladies like I am? Or

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Speaker 1: big thing? I mean, I like to letsbie big. You know,

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Speaker 1: everyone needs to stop any more of it. So your

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Speaker 1: email said that you went bowling on your first date,

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Speaker 1: going to the bawl out, I'll take a lot of

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Speaker 1: them to the bowl out of because you've got to

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Speaker 1: see what you working with every time. You got ten

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Speaker 1: ten frames to see that frame, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: I thought for a second, like legitimately you were talking

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Speaker 1: about their quality of game. No, I'm talking about bowling

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Speaker 1: for booty. That's calling for booty. I like it. We're

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Speaker 1: all the same page. Yeah, you know, my cousin will

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Speaker 1: be up with this girl, you know, on a blind date.

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Speaker 1: All right, what's her name? Cynthia? All right, and how

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Speaker 1: was bowling with Cynthia? Did you enjoy yourself? Oh? Man,

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Speaker 1: I had a great time. I think I thought we

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Speaker 1: had a great time. I mean I got to, you know,

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Speaker 1: get a little glimpse of her, you know, when you

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Speaker 1: know she was bowling them buns out there, you know. Oh,

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Speaker 1: all right, yeah, I guess I know. Now, so she

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Speaker 1: passed the buns test. She sounds like the full package.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's all inclusive. You can't just have

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Speaker 1: one part and not like the other two. It's got

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Speaker 1: to be everything. That's a good point. That's a good point.

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Speaker 1: Now this was a blinding date. So had you met

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Speaker 1: her at all before? Or was this legitimately the first

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Speaker 1: first time I've seen her. So you know, we got

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Speaker 1: in place a wager though we had like we had

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Speaker 1: a bet, because I'm like, if I'm super competitive, for

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Speaker 1: we had a bet, you know, whoever lost was gonna

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Speaker 1: have to buy curly five Actually you have to buy

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Speaker 1: curly fries? Or did she have to buy curly fries

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Speaker 1: at the bottom curly fries? Now I thought, I'll do this. Man, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you didn't let her. You should not let her win.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not. That is the right way to go. You

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Speaker 1: gotta be dominant on the first date, you know, So

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Speaker 1: you dominated her bawling and did you actually make her

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Speaker 1: pay for the curly fries? Man to play? What's good?

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Speaker 1: I agree? I mean some guys, some guys would do

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Speaker 1: that and then at the end of be like, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it for you. She lost the bet

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Speaker 1: and you made her pay. I like that a liar.

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Speaker 1: No woman wants a pity win or getting off of

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Speaker 1: a bet, and if she goes since she's not worth it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be looking weak, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, not being a man of my words. So

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Speaker 1: I gotta all right to do it. So was that

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Speaker 1: it for your date? Then you beat her at bowling,

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Speaker 1: made her pace for some curly fries, and that was it.

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Speaker 1: We we have fun though, Like we ended up playing

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Speaker 1: you guys stayed after you were done bowling. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: Dance Revolution And did you win a dance Dance Revolution?

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Speaker 1: Or did she win? I mean, I mean I was

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Speaker 1: pretty good, you know what I mean? She was good

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Speaker 1: You lost? You lost a dance dance Revolution. That's okay, man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: But I was trying. I was trying to show off

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Speaker 1: wasn't no you know, make out after third grade type stuff,

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Speaker 1: but it was, you know, something real nice. It was

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Speaker 1: Why do you think she's not calling you back? Man?

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Speaker 1: I honestly, I got no idea. I mean, I'm hoping

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Speaker 1: How many times you tried to get ahold of her

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Speaker 1: since your day? No, you've seen a couple of text messages.

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Speaker 1: sing stalkers got two text messages and no response or

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Speaker 1: she responded shortly no no response, And I'm proud of

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Speaker 1: looking stockersh but then calling us instead and having us

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Speaker 1: Well we're gonna play a song, come back, and then

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Speaker 1: all right? Probably okay, man, hang on brooking jubil in

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Speaker 1: the morning. Second d and today's second date update. We

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Speaker 1: go bowling for booty. That's right if you're just tuning in.

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Speaker 1: Thomas is on the phone and bowling for booty is

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Speaker 1: what he likes to do. On his first dates. He

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Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Cynthia. He went bowling.

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Speaker 1: Why does he call it bowling for booty because he says,

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Speaker 1: you get to watch their frame as they make their

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Speaker 1: are you ready to give Cynthia call and find out

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Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back? Yeah? Man, I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to find out what's going on? All right? Hey? Can

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Speaker 1: I ask you? I mean, how apparent were you when

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Speaker 1: because he turned down the way. I mean, I think

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Speaker 1: it's good to check out the goods. I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. That's sad, it's right there, man, No,

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Speaker 1: that's sad. All right, let me just refresh everybody's memory

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Speaker 1: real quick before we call her. Thomas took Cynthia bowling.

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Speaker 1: They had a fun time. He beat her at bowling,

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Speaker 1: and they had a bet that she had to buy

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Speaker 1: curly fries. Then they played a little dance dance revolution

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Speaker 1: hasn't heard from her since. All right, man, I'm ada

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Speaker 1: her phon number right now. You ready, I'm ready? Mary? Okay, hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: can I speak to Cynthia? Please? This is she? Hey Cynthia?

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Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. All right, this is who Jewil from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, Hi,

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Speaker 1: have you ever heard of us? No, I haven't heard

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Speaker 1: of you, but good for you. You got a radio show.

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Speaker 1: But why are you guys calling me. I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: because you recently went out on a date with somebody

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Speaker 1: and they emailed us because you aren't calling them back. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a segment that we do on our show called

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Speaker 1: the second Date Update. I know it's kind of weird,

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Speaker 1: but you recently hung out with a dude named Thomas. Okay, yeah, Thomas,

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Speaker 1: and Thomas emailed us because he's confused. Why are you

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Speaker 1: not calling him back after your date? Um? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean it was okay, just not really my type. I

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Speaker 1: guess are you not attracted to him? Is that what

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Speaker 1: it was? Because it was a blind date, so you

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Speaker 1: didn't really know what you're getting into, right, you know,

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Speaker 1: he was a handsome guy. I mean we had an

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Speaker 1: awesome time, very competitive, but yeah, just not my I

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Speaker 1: just wasn't my type. Okay. But if he's a handsome

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Speaker 1: he was a cool guy, but it was just because

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Speaker 1: be off? Though? Because but Cynthia, all you've done is

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Speaker 1: because he was so sweet. But goodness, oh goodness, I

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Speaker 1: just what's the But what's the But he was so sweet?

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Speaker 1: But what is he dumb? Does he have like a

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Speaker 1: and I don't really like that. I'm not gonna trying

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Speaker 1: about five two and a half. He's like really short.

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Speaker 1: He's really short. And the sad parties he had to

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Speaker 1: do smaller balls. I felt so bad. He's like kids

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Speaker 1: I it was just very awkward. But he was great.

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Speaker 1: I just can't do the little bitty thing. And I mean,

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Speaker 1: Do you know what that looks like with heels on?

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Speaker 1: First of all, when I met him, my head on

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Speaker 1: a blue heel. I didn't know he was gonna be

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Speaker 1: Like where is he? He's like swiping out your knee caps, like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm down here. It was just weird. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: really don't think you should discredit him, though, because I

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Speaker 1: have dated many a short man and they've worked very

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Speaker 1: hard for you. Well, maybe, but I'm not used to

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Speaker 1: dating that little So how did the rest of your night?

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Speaker 1: At the end of the night, What really got it

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Speaker 1: it was weird. Yeah, I don't want to do it

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Speaker 1: and sit there as a short guy. That's my favorite part.

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Speaker 1: I date taller women and I love it when they

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Speaker 1: have to bend down to kiss me. It's hilarious. But

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Speaker 1: not that many people find it funny. Yeah, that's just

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Speaker 1: not my thing. Oh my goodness. Okay, well, Cynthia, I

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Speaker 1: do need to let you know that Thomas is on

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Speaker 1: the other line listening to this conversation. She's on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah real, Oh my god, no a minute. Nah, we

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Speaker 1: had a good time. You know, big things come in

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Speaker 1: small packages. He's right, I didn't know you were there.

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Speaker 1: today's second date update if you missed it, Thomas wanted

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Speaker 1: Date update, Remember, if you want to do a second

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Speaker 1: date update, I have to do an email the show

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Speaker 1: and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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