1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secrets. Dirty little secret is definitely going 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: to be a weird one, make very everybody uncomfortable. Maybe 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:11,200 Speaker 1: it's it's time for your dirty little secret. Member text 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 1: in four one oh six one. If you have a 5 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 1: dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. It doesn't matter. 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 1: We will keep you anonymous. We don't even ask what 7 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: your name is. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. 8 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 1: Who calls into the show to tell us a dirty 9 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: little secret. And I say, it's gonna be awkward because 10 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: on the phone right now is awkward butt dial. That's 11 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: an awkward situation. It's kind of for Yoda Yoda. Okay, 12 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: what about Yoda on an awkward butt dial? I didn't 13 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: know if he has a fine. Okay, that's weird. You 14 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 1: had on awkward butt dials on the phone. What's up 15 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 1: you hada on an awkward butt dial? Yeah? Yeah, Hey, 16 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:53,239 Speaker 1: this is Yoda. Yeah, baby, this is Yoda. So you 17 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret for us? Yeah, I guess, 18 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: I do, I do um so? I uh, my my 19 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 1: wife and I I had a kid about a happy 20 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: year ago. You see, six months old, and we split. 21 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: You know, of course responsibilities with him, but I'm clearly 22 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 1: had a kid about a kid. Yeah, yeah, I've got 23 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 1: a little boy. Yeah, like a child. I didn't hear you. 24 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: I didn't understand kid, like for whatever reason, maybe I 25 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 1: owned out and then I heard six months. I was like, 26 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 1: I wonder if it's time about to get her a car? Okay, 27 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: so like a mini mini Yoda. We've got a baby Yoda. Okay. Nice. 28 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: Uh he's he's a he's a total badass. But um, 29 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm the I'm the good cop in the relationship. 30 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: Like my wife's the bad cops. She's always trying to, 31 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: uh just set down orders and rules. She wants to 32 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 1: keep you ye parents, She's the punished for sure. She's 33 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: a she's definitely died Vader. Yeah. So whenever my wife 34 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: goes out like this is my he's my little buddies, 35 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 1: my partner at crime. So we watched food with like 36 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: college duty. Um he can play college at six months old? Wow, 37 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: smart kid. I mean till with me, right, Like, clearly 38 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 1: my wife doesn't want him to do this stuff right, Like, 39 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: she doesn't want him exposed to that. She's got her 40 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: own views on there. Yeah, I don't know. She thinks 41 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: like maybe it'll he'll turn out, you know, like a 42 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,240 Speaker 1: crazy wacko. But I think it's gonna be fine. So 43 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: your wife would have a problem with that for sure. Yeah. 44 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,799 Speaker 1: She she might be a little upset, right, she might. 45 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 1: She might be very upset if she found out like 46 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: he was, you know, watching Kung Fu with me. Um. 47 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: Definitely the diet, Like she's got all these stocks on diet, 48 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,519 Speaker 1: Like he can only eat your organic, he can only 49 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 1: yeah food. Yeah, letting meet a little ice cream once 50 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 1: in a while, get him a chocolate bar. Six months. Yeah, 51 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: let the kid live, Come on, the kid grow a 52 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 1: little bit. So you basically, when your wife's gone, you 53 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: do all the stuff that she doesn't want you to 54 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: do with your kids. Well, yeah, I just let him 55 00:02:53,480 --> 00:03:01,239 Speaker 1: live a little. Thank you. So my wife comes back 56 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: from girls' nights, um, a couple of nights ago, right, 57 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:08,640 Speaker 1: And she comes in and well, yeah, here's here's the 58 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 1: bad part is that I didn't I didn't realize that 59 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 1: she'd be home as she watched. Came in and there's 60 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:18,959 Speaker 1: some throw up everywhere, and um, I didn't see where there. 61 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: I didn't see where baby gold and throw it. Oh see, 62 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,919 Speaker 1: you gave him so much chocolate that he puked. Yeah 63 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 1: what he went overboard? Yeah, your child at six months 64 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: years of age. I don't think you should feed your 65 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 1: child at six months chocolate, let alone that much chocolate. 66 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: But it's delicious, It is delicious. But like, wait until 67 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 1: a year, Like like what about allergies. Yeah, I don't 68 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: think he has any allergies. You just got a little 69 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: you know, upset tommyergies. Yeah. Yeah, you sound a lot 70 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 1: like my wife right now, because we know we're talking 71 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: about exactly what your wife would say. So she found 72 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: all this throw up because you had given you get 73 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 1: a bunch of chocolate. And yeah, I had to I 74 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: had to take the blame myself, Like I had to 75 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: take one for the team and tell her it was 76 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: me what so grew up? I forgot to clean it up. Yeah, 77 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: well I told her that. I just I didn't even 78 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: knock clean it up. I just I had like going on, 79 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 1: I had to change its I ever had to take 80 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: care of our kid. I just forgot. And then by 81 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: the time I got back to it, she she was there. 82 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: So uh and so now she's got me myself, She 83 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:30,599 Speaker 1: got me and the baby on a strict diance. Like dude, 84 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 1: you're eating way too many kisses when I'm caught. Well, 85 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: thank you for your dirty little what's your dirty little secret?