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Speaker 1: me and Tom have been best friends since we were

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Speaker 1: So now this all distanced me between me and his

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Speaker 1: I wonder if it's soon to be like they've decided

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Speaker 2: Oh he's like, I'm giving you money, so you have

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Interesting. So when the big day arrived, the whole

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Speaker 4: Ha ha ha.

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Speaker 3: Okay, he's a little bit too invested.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is bro is literally like standing like like

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Speaker 1: Yes do ready? Hey what do you got it? And

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry he's like he's like in his wedding. Of

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Speaker 1: Thank you Marcia for saying this. You can have a

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Speaker 2: Whoa whoa wait wait wait who So Tom did not

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Speaker 3: Yeah. This is not to say that a paternity test

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Speaker 3: You know, probably?

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Speaker 1: Well, the grand reveal and the results. Unfortunately it was

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Speaker 6: That wouldn't have happened if it did, suck.

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Speaker 1: Riley, ryleyy. We really need to get some little yes gun.

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Speaker 2: Except it can't have any water in it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, gun steam gun. There we go. Tom

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Speaker 1: Damn the results, just like the freaking news guy, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know either. He's a little strange at least.

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Speaker 1: Keep in mind all this time his and my phone

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Speaker 3: Okay, don't ask him, don't ask advice.

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Speaker 1: So here comes my part.

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Speaker 2: God, any of the stuff before that we've heard about.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm really gonna tell you I'm involved.

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Speaker 3: He asked for my advice. I'm going full steam ahead.

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Speaker 2: He's going to give us a resume that all of

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Speaker 1: This is why I am the best candidate to run

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Speaker 3: And then maybe you find someone new who's been with

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Speaker 1: I will leave my girlfriend for you right right now,

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Speaker 3: Wait oh, he said, ha ha ha that's like.

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Speaker 3: You've been judging them the.

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Speaker 1: That is correct. Tom is not the father. I knew

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Speaker 2: A ride or die you do, gotta give it to him.

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Speaker 1: Opie truly is a rider or die. Tara started yelling

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Speaker 3: Whoa, Those are two separate things.

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Speaker 1: Very very different, my girl, That he wudn't be a

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Speaker 1: That ain't helping your case.

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Speaker 1: I heard Tom saying to Tara to pack her stuff

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Speaker 3: I also feel sorry for the baby. This is yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the baby gets always the baby's always innocent. So

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Speaker 1: So am I the A whole. Okay, Okay, this is interesting.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it was the wrong decision for Opie's

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Speaker 3: Bit too involved in this relationship.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys agree? Is is op the A whole?

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Speaker 1: Put put down a A whole or n NTA. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: That's fair.

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Speaker 1: He did, ultimately, like I think, in his weird, insane

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Speaker 1: I stepped in, she stopped. I was there to help him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Not the ahle Okay, he is way

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Speaker 1: too involved. Yeah, I think he needs a chill for that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: know what you think below. Stella Davis says, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what he did, but if Sarah's placing me in

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Speaker 1: bullying sam Oh as his sicon, that means I must

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Speaker 1: bully Riley. Now, guys, guys, you know what to do.

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Speaker 1: Gang up for it. The worms versus the proteins. Proteins

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Speaker 1: we have not the a whole A whole. Yes, I agree,

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Speaker 1: he was way too involved.

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Speaker 3: Agree in general, I agree, but.

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Speaker 1: You know it's not too involved. Sorry, this next story, Oh,

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Speaker 6: Yea yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So she would have for me, big boy.

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Speaker 6: I have a story of my ex BFF cheating on

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Speaker 1: Uh oh, Sammy is infiting the shack. The queen has

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Speaker 1: been dethroned. The worms will revolt. Hello, he's back. Ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen with some w's in the chat for Sam

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Speaker 1: and get ready for this cold There we go, let's

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Speaker 1: see what we got ladies and gentlemen. Hello, Hello, this

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Speaker 1: is John, Sam and Sophia from okop show. How you

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Speaker 3: How are you guys doing good?

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Speaker 1: Doing good? So we heard that you had a maybe

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Speaker 1: give us the thirty to sixty second breakdown?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, how did you find out?

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Speaker 5: So okay, So long story short. We were on a

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Speaker 5: but she cheated on him.

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Speaker 4: Oh so she cheated on him, and so you're like,

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, okay.

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Speaker 1: Basically, oh oh wait, it was like over and over.

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Speaker 5: We were only supposed to be there for like two

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Speaker 5: No, So I ended up telling her like, well, this

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: That on you for setting that ultimatum.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, But I mean it didn't really make me

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and so what did she do once you told

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Speaker 5: She just started breaking down crying and was like no,

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Speaker 4: And I move in, But don't tell him about the

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Speaker 5: Yeah right, come on, I've known you guys since high school,

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Speaker 1: Of course, we ended up leaving.

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Speaker 4: Then they still got married.

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Speaker 5: Yeah they're married now. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: sweethearts and then they did their own thing for a

439
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,640
Speaker 5: little bit, you know, for several years. We're in our thirties,

440
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 5: so we're old. We're older than John.

441
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 1: I see you, I see you.

442
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 5: Oh my job. But yeah, I mean, apparently they're happy.

443
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 5: They moved back to Los Angeles from New York and

444
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 5: they actually stayed with me at my apartment for a

445
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 5: little while and this like that. That when she was

446
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 5: staying with me at my apartment after they moved back

447
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 5: from New York is when I really ended the friendship

448
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 5: with her, because she was just really like I just

449
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,439
Speaker 5: couldn't after all that.

450
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes sense. She sounds a little toxic. But

451
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 4: good on you for like, good on you for setting ultimatums,

452
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,120
Speaker 4: setting your boundaries. It sounds like you did the right thing.

453
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 4: And you know, I wish them a happily ever after.

454
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 4: I guess I.

455
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 5: Mean they seem to be happy. By I mean, I

456
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 5: wish them that happy in all happy life together too.

457
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 5: I hope that she doesn't put Max through anymore.

458
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too. Well, thank you so much for calling

459
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 4: again and doing the right thing using the chat for you.

460
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 5: Thank you, guys, I appreciate you calling. That was a surprise.

461
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 4: Also, who are we talking to so we can see

462
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 4: who you are?

463
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, what was that? What?

464
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 4: What? What's your chat name so we can see who

465
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:23,239
Speaker 4: you are?

466
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm the blonde one blonde.

467
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for calling again. And your baby

468
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 4: sounds cute.

469
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 1: Yes, everyone's loving the baby by the way. Absolute star.

470
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 5: Thank you guys. All right, cool, that was exciting.

471
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: Have a great night chat with you.

472
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 5: Thank you. Yeah, you guys are so fun. I love

473
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 5: you all.

474
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he says. Woo baby, he says said the

475
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 4: blonde wise.

476
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen them in chat.

477
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 5: Well.

478
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 1: Love that shot that she just fired at me. Yeah,

479
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: really fine, was like that's impressive considering John's forty.

480
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 6: No, no, no, she was like giving you props because like she

481
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 6: was like, we're older than you.

482
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's like I'm old, Like we're older than John.

483
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I see. It was good though. I loved it.

484
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: Respect game. Recognize this game.

485
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 4: This is an episode from Deep Within the Archives.

486
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 1: Time for okop Rewam. I stole nuts from a squirrel

487
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 1: and now my life is ruined. I have always thought

488
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: of myself as rather intelligent. My wife says, I'm on

489
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 1: par with an average chimp or an octopus.

490
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 4: Octopuses are very smart.

491
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: And I am proud of this fact. I recently had

492
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: the opportunity to engage in a battle of wits with

493
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 1: a squirrel, which I thought would have been an occasion

494
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 1: I would be able to rise to given to my

495
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: recent triumph over the dog, who I tricked into thinking

496
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 1: the ball disappeared.

497
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 4: Object impermanence, what a lass.

498
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 1: We have a backyard with a nice garden that my

499
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 1: wife designed and built. She's really proud of it and

500
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 1: finds a lot of relaxation working on. I work from home,

501
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: and recently I've noticed that we get a daily visitor.

502
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: Who is a daily visitor John.

503
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 4: A squirrel A squirrel in the garden, how dare.

504
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: Who also likes to poke around and look for food.

505
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 1: I usually see him while making breakfast. I almost thought

506
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: it said I usually see him while he's making breakfast.

507
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, this squirrel crazy and this.

508
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 4: Squirrel bit omelet.

509
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 1: It's like the baby, you know, the tiktoks where they

510
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 1: have like the tiny tiny So I usually walk by

511
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: the window and watch him forage. Well, about a week

512
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: ago I saw him bury an acorn or some kind

513
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,640
Speaker 1: of nut. Oh, yeah, bury that nut. If you catch

514
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: my drift.

515
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 4: I catch a drift John literal nut semen Ooh.

516
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,639
Speaker 1: I had this bright idea that I'd go there and

517
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 1: put a handful of mixed nuts in there with the

518
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 1: one that he had buried. I thought this was genius

519
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 1: level trolling. I was so amused at my idea that

520
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,719
Speaker 1: the next day I even stood by the window watching

521
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 1: him look for the spot where he had buried the nuts,

522
00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 1: and I was mumbling to myself something like, foolish, foolish squirrel.

523
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: Oh you know.

524
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 4: Nothing, Wait, I want to see what happens with this

525
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 4: finds this buried treasure.

526
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: Also, who is like so maniacal against the poor little squirrel?

527
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: This is all he's like, Oh, he's actually doing something

528
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 1: good for this girl. Yeah, he's like.

529
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 4: Giving him like a treasure trove of nuts, Like this

530
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 4: is like winning the squirrel lottery, all.

531
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: The nuts in his mouth he could ever wish for him. Well, anyways,

532
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: the squirrel unburied his nut, and he found it and

533
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: apparently manifested a ton of other nuts, and the look

534
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: on his face was hilarious. I mean he was visibly

535
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: shocked and quickly buried the whole stash again, then ran

536
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: up the tree and sat there watching Slash, guarding it

537
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: from the other squirrels. I love how like the squirrel

538
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: could be shocked.

539
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, the squirrel is like, holy shit, I mean, squirrels

540
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 4: do you have likesting, Like, yes, this is this is

541
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 4: compound interests of nuts.

542
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: This is the Warren Buffett of squirrels over here. At

543
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: this point I was so pleased with myself that I

544
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: spent the whole day cracking up at the thought of

545
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 1: this squirrel. But then at two am, I was struck

546
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: with an even more genius idea.

547
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 4: Does this man have a job?

548
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly his working from home is like, yeah, I

549
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 1: worked on this special archaeological project. Yeah. It's like it's

550
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,239
Speaker 1: like the LinkedIn like the LinkedIn bio language. Like I

551
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: successfully transferred a you know, like the scientific name for

552
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 1: a nut, like a pollenist contu uh into freshly buried

553
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: soil and ate it and assisted in my furry coworkers discoveries.

554
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: I went on side and I buried even more nuts nuts, nuts.

555
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: He is packing his stash with his nutscarred like three

556
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: times more than there was a rich more this is

557
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: this might be like squirrel's investment has gone through the

558
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,959
Speaker 1: This is a dopamine overload on this squirrel might just

559
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: like become a meth head over here. This is nut nuts.

560
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 5: Now.

561
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep the rest of the night because I

562
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: was way too dang excited about this squirrel checking in

563
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: on his stash again again.

564
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 4: This guy does he have a job. How is he

565
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 4: dedicating this much time in the middle of the night

566
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 4: to fucking with this squirrel.

567
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 1: Wherever he works? He needs to be fired. I probably

568
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: should have realized that work from home has truly loosened

569
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: my grip on reality after two years.

570
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, you can see that now.

571
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: At this point, I find myself sitting at the window

572
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: at five am waiting for this damn squirrel to show up,

573
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: and just giggling to myself like, oh, yeah, he's gonna

574
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: totally trip out guys, crazied God. The squirrel finally showed

575
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: up and he started checking his hoard. The look on

576
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: his face in describable. He was so flabberg acid by

577
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: what he found that he actually had to look over

578
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: both shoulders all around the yard as if to say,

579
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Is anyone else e fin saying it?

580
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 5: Yes?

581
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like the squirrel is getting paranoid. It's like,

582
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 4: I gotta keep this under wraps. My whole family's gonna

583
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 4: be asked you after these nuts, after my inheritance, they

584
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 4: got generational squirrel wealth.

585
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, He just sat there inspecting his hoard for

586
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 1: like ten or fifteen minutes, frantically trying to figure out

587
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: how he managed to find his new found wealth. And

588
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,719
Speaker 1: in this moment, I realized that the squirrel faced the

589
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 1: same philosophical dilemma that most lottery winners get when they

590
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: incur a giant windfall of cash and no idea how

591
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: to properly handle it. His anxieties became mine, and I

592
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: found myself thinking I would probably not fare any better

593
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: if I won millions of dollars.

594
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, it's a burden.

595
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: I think this person might be slightly overestimating the thought

596
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: process of a squirrel. Eventually, the squirrel divided his stash

597
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: into a few smaller piles and buried them all within

598
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: a few inches of each other.

599
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 4: Smart, diversify your income sources.

600
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: Within a few inches of each other.

601
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 4: That's not a diversified enough, idiot.

602
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: I don't know why the square did this, but maybe

603
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: had something to do with the investor warning about too

604
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: many eggs in one basket. He was so afixed of

605
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,239
Speaker 1: his hoard that he now had a hard time leaving it.

606
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: I spent the rest of the day thinking about how

607
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: to ratchet up the drama that was unfolding between us.

608
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 4: Oh my god, is your job sir?

609
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, please please stop.

610
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 4: His wife is like, Bill, you've been obsessing over this

611
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 4: squirrel for months now. You've not given me or the

612
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 4: kids any attention. Literally, I'm divorcing you. You're not even

613
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 4: less think you're still talking about this squirrel.

614
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: And then the end of the end of the story

615
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: is like And then it was that moment I realized

616
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: I'm in love with this squirrel. Wow, And I had

617
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: to I had to marry them. Now we live happily

618
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: ever after, with all the nuts on that nut juice. Now,

619
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: this preoccupation gave way to a sort of love crafty

620
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: and madness where all day long I experienced ghoulish, intrusive

621
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: thoughts about the funniest stuff I could do with this

622
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: squirrel stash. Eventually, I concluded that I needed to end

623
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: the game and level the economic playing field among the

624
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: squirrel population in the most communist way I could.

625
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, he can't have one squirrel having all the wealth.

626
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. There cannot be a one percent or situation.

627
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: I can't have one must squirrel, No, absolutely not. Lest

628
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: this little bastard use his resource advantage to create some

629
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: evil rodent monopoly. So I went outside that night and

630
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: reclaimed all of the nuts that I had given to him,

631
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: but I left him the one single initial nut that

632
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: he had buried. And when he came back the next day,

633
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: he absolutely lost his mind. He was running all over

634
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: the wooden fence, up and down the trees, searching manically

635
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 1: for the culprit who had ripped him off. The amount

636
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: of twitching and rage chirping he did was enough to

637
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: disturb the nearby birds. I felt like a god lording

638
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: over the fate of the puny, mortal squirrel who had

639
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: ventured into my yard. And I couldn't help but realize

640
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: that if this squirrel had taken at least some of

641
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: the nuts with him to another location, he could have

642
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: profited greatly. But this foolish creature learn the hard way

643
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 1: that hottle mentality does not always yield insane nut ROI

644
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: sell a high, Come on, get out of there before

645
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: the crash squirrel FTX explodes before f tree X goes

646
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: bottom under. Sometimes you ride the wave to zero and

647
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: end up with an empty wallet with your fuzzy little

648
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: squirrel in your hand. I like the market can be

649
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: a capricious mistress. When I went to bed that night,

650
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: I eagerly told my wife about my cruel shenanigans, and

651
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: she laughed pretty hard at the story. However, the next

652
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: morning when we woke up, the squirrel had absolutely devastated

653
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: the garden.

654
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 4: Wait, the garden that the wife spent all that time.

655
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: All the time laying her soil down disrupted. She can't

656
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: be happy having dug scores of hole and pulling up

657
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: little flowers and plants searching for his lost little treasure.

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Speaker 1: My wife is super pissed at me, and this weekend

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Speaker 1: I have to fix the entire garden. And now I'm

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Speaker 1: not allowed to buy any mixed nuts or interact with

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Speaker 1: squirrels anymore.

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Speaker 4: Probably for the best, for your marriage's sake, and also

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Speaker 4: for your job's sake, let's stay away from the squirrels.

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Speaker 4: I think he's sure Mark Robert making a video about

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Speaker 4: squirrels going through like magical hoops.

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Speaker 1: What about creating a squirrel economy m and becoming their god.

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Speaker 4: I think it'll be fun.

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Speaker 1: He could create a whole commune of like squirrels and

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Speaker 1: train them to get nuts for him to listen and

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Speaker 1: they mutually live off of.

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Speaker 4: Or maybe he trains them to steel cash from strangers

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Speaker 4: and he gives them nuts in exchange.

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Speaker 1: Interesting. I like this idea. If you think his wife

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Speaker 1: is mad, check out this one where the husband loses

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Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars of his wife's money. Clickcare check

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Speaker 1: the link in the description