1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: Look, it's Sunday, right, Yeah, it's Sunday. We're all having 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: a we're all coming to the end of the weekend. 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,399 Speaker 1: Uh not when you're listening to this, probably it's the 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: middle of the middle of the week. Maybe I don't know. 5 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 1: You might be listening to it on a Sunday. If 6 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,239 Speaker 1: it is starting starting a weekend, whatever day it is, 7 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: make it, make a good one. Yeah, I hope it's 8 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,760 Speaker 1: a great day. You're having a good time. Everybody's doing 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: good out there. It's the weekend. I hope today is 10 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:28,639 Speaker 1: long and luxurious and last forever. If it's the middle 11 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: of the week, you know, I hope you're I hope 12 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: you've got a light at the end of the tunnel. 13 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,199 Speaker 1: Or you're like us and like the days of the 14 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,559 Speaker 1: week are meaningless. They all just run together. Yeah, it's 15 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,559 Speaker 1: when there's a break. There's a break. When there's not, 16 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 1: you keep going and it could be a Monday afternoon, 17 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,560 Speaker 1: who knows. Right excited you all here today, We've got 18 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: what an episode. It's so fun when we get to 19 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: go into one of these, like really, this really puts 20 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: the ridiculous and ridiculous romance right. But first it's time 21 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: for a mail call. Awesome. Oh yeah, this message comes 22 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 1: from Patrick on Instagram and he wrote to us and said, 23 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: I just wanted to reach out and say that I 24 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: love the show. Thank you, Patrick, You love hearing that 25 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 1: I really liked the Elizabeth Olive William and Wonder Woman episode. 26 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: That's a great episode. Please go back and check that 27 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: one out if you haven't heard it. As a married 28 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: man in a Polly relationship, Patrick says, and also in 29 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 1: the b DSM world, it was nice to hear a 30 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 1: podcast being non judging but also calling out the parts 31 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: of their particular relationship that were abusive or not done well. 32 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: I'm sharing this episode with my kink friends for sure. 33 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: Loving your content. Keep up the good work. Hey, that's awesome. 34 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: That's so good to hear. It's definitely really important to 35 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: us too. I mean, you know, you shouldn't kink shame 36 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 1: in general, but you also have to be vigilant about 37 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: I know that that community, Uh it's it's open to abuse, 38 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 1: you know, people taking advantage of people's openness and uh 39 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 1: in a place where you're supposed to be very secure 40 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:08,080 Speaker 1: and feel free to kind of let your freak flag fly, 41 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,799 Speaker 1: as they say. But also you know, there's there's gonna 42 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: be some people that creep in there and do some 43 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 1: bad things. I know that community is very vigilant against 44 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: that sort of thing. Yeah, I mean it probably they're like, 45 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,399 Speaker 1: you're making us all look exactly like ship. Yeah exactly. 46 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: But yeah, you have to be careful, especially if you're 47 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: like new to the community and you get the wrong 48 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: person to introduce you, you know what I mean. I 49 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: think it's very easy to be coerced into things you're 50 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: not really comfortable with and they're like, well, this is 51 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 1: how it's done or whatever. Um So yeah, but more 52 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 1: I think, like you're saying, the community itself is like 53 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:46,800 Speaker 1: consent is and continual, constant consent is really essential to 54 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: the enjoyment for me and for you. So yeah, and 55 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 1: people are yeah, pushing you or making you feel crazy, 56 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: they're just not doing it right. But but it was 57 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:58,640 Speaker 1: really good to hear again. We we we strive for 58 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,800 Speaker 1: that kind of um uh level of awareness and and 59 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 1: appreciation without being judgmental. So it's really nice to hear 60 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: that from you, Patrick. Yeah, thank you so much. Others 61 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: feel the same way. Yeah, I hope we continue to 62 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,359 Speaker 1: be good at talking about that sort of thing. Yeah, 63 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: in fact, we are going to try not to kink 64 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: shame today. It's gonna be fas this one's going to 65 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,800 Speaker 1: be tough for me. But you know what, In fact, 66 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 1: I would say it's important to distinguish this from kink 67 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 1: because this guy is not uh fucking aliens as a kink. 68 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 1: It is just something he claims happened to him many times. 69 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 1: And uh, well, let's you know what, I think we're 70 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 1: wasting too much time. Let's just go, let's do this. 71 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 1: Hey the French, come listen. Well, Elia and Diana got 72 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: some stories to tell. There's no matchmaking, a romantic tips. 73 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: It's just about ridiculous relationships, a love. There might be 74 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 1: any type of person at all, and abstract cons a 75 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: concrete ball. But if there's a story where the second 76 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: glance ridiculous roles a production of iHeart Radio. Simon Parks 77 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 1: is a British Man. He was first a lecturer at 78 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: the Natural History Museum in London and he served as 79 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,119 Speaker 1: a local counselor there. He's a married father of three 80 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: and in he moved to the seaside town of Whitby 81 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,839 Speaker 1: and became a counselor for the Labor Party in stakes By. 82 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: Ward and he did that while he was working as 83 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:36,040 Speaker 1: a driving instructor. Because you see the labor councilors in England, 84 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 1: This is from labor dot org dot UK. They are 85 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: elected to their local council to represent the residents in 86 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: their local community. They're expected to be active in their 87 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,719 Speaker 1: communities and act as a voice of their constituents, bringing 88 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,719 Speaker 1: matters to the council that could range from the quality 89 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 1: of local parks to social services for the elderly, to 90 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:59,320 Speaker 1: bin collections and road safety things like that. But in 91 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 1: April of he resigned as labor counselor because he said 92 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 1: his workload left no time for civic duties. Because he 93 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,599 Speaker 1: and his wife Becky had started and currently still run 94 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:17,159 Speaker 1: an organization called Connecting Consciousness UH. It's in many countries 95 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 1: with thousands of members and through the organization he offers 96 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: a lot of services, very interesting services. For example, general consultation, 97 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 1: allowing clients to discuss any topic that is pertinent to them. 98 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,719 Speaker 1: So just like a little yeah, like a like a 99 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,840 Speaker 1: friend to talk to. Yeah, and he's going to give 100 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,719 Speaker 1: you some advice. Sure, that's nice. Why not? He also 101 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 1: offers soul readings. UH. This allows Simon to quote connect 102 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 1: with the client's soul and thus determine their star family heritage. Okay, 103 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,799 Speaker 1: all right, well you know what our family It sounds 104 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 1: a little little astrological, like something, you know, people get 105 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 1: at that. That's helpful for Tarot maybe here whatever its 106 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,039 Speaker 1: sounds like that in that vein sure, in either case, 107 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 1: I think it's a totally normal thing for someone to offer, 108 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,720 Speaker 1: you know, their service for online or Yeah, these two 109 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 1: things are going to run you a hundred pounds a 110 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: hundred British pounds for sixty minute skype session. Another service 111 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,599 Speaker 1: is deep programming and mind healing for those who have 112 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: suffered trauma, maybe from a one off situation or an 113 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:32,600 Speaker 1: orchestrated set of events, so like maybe like a childhood 114 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:37,320 Speaker 1: trauma slash war service or something right, or like somebody's 115 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: coming after you. Yeah, who orchestrated these events? We'll get 116 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:47,720 Speaker 1: into that. They say that Simon quote has successfully d 117 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 1: programmed a wide range of people, some of whom are 118 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:56,840 Speaker 1: holding elite positions in hierarchical structures, and that he can 119 00:06:56,880 --> 00:07:00,120 Speaker 1: heal those who have been mind controlled or have a 120 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 1: number of alternate personalities. He can heal that. Huh, yeah, 121 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,280 Speaker 1: just in a Skype session. I guess that's not all. 122 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: There's one more service that he offers, and this might 123 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 1: be the most important one. I don't know if any 124 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,160 Speaker 1: of our listeners are in need of this, but if 125 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:18,760 Speaker 1: you go to Simon Parks dot org, his calendar is booked, 126 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 1: he said, but you can get on a waiting list, 127 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: and that service is for demonic possession clients who are 128 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: afflicted by dark energy beings quote the Jin being one 129 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 1: of many. So if a gin got his hands on you, 130 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,880 Speaker 1: got inside your mind. Uh, if you've been mind controlled 131 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 1: by dark energy beings, uh, you know, get on Skype 132 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,320 Speaker 1: for a hundred pounds. You can see this guy. Now. 133 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:49,200 Speaker 1: This is for these two, for deep programming and for 134 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 1: demonic possession. It is a hundred pounds for an initial 135 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 1: assessment on a sixty minute Skype call. But he does 136 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 1: say he may require an additional charge, you know, depending 137 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 1: on the depth of work required. He says he can 138 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,240 Speaker 1: never return a person do a hundred percent of who 139 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 1: they were before their trauma, but he strives for that's 140 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 1: pretty good. If I could who I was when before 141 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 1: I had any trauma, I'd be I'd be a happier man. 142 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 1: And that's probably more than therapists offer guarantee. I should say, hey, doc, 143 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 1: what percentage better can you make me at the end 144 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,080 Speaker 1: of this. That would be very unprofessional of me to decide. 145 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,680 Speaker 1: He also says that you can't for those two as well, 146 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,599 Speaker 1: for deep programming and demonic possession, It's not going to 147 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:41,040 Speaker 1: get done in one sixty minute skype session. He says, 148 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 1: these are too complicated. It's going to take multiple sessions. 149 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,400 Speaker 1: So a few hundred pounds is coming out of your 150 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,160 Speaker 1: pockets at least to this guy. But I love that 151 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,920 Speaker 1: he's like, it's an initial sentment and then maybe an 152 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: extra charge, and then he's like, but it's definitely an 153 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 1: extra charge. Like I also think it's weird that he 154 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:59,600 Speaker 1: specifically calls out Gin, which, for people who don't know, 155 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:04,679 Speaker 1: are creatures of Arabic lore or whatever, and um, they 156 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:09,200 Speaker 1: live in lamps. But it feels weird that he just 157 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:15,079 Speaker 1: calls out specifically in Arabic thing, you know, just because 158 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,240 Speaker 1: of the way Britain is right now in terms of 159 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,240 Speaker 1: that sort of thing. It feels weird that he like 160 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:24,680 Speaker 1: called out well, he does commonly tap into those those 161 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:31,080 Speaker 1: little issues right now. Parks is personally in touch with 162 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:36,320 Speaker 1: the man known only as q oh Lord, who is 163 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,600 Speaker 1: leading a conspiracy to upend all the corruption in Washington, 164 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,320 Speaker 1: bring about a great counter revolution that will lead to 165 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:46,199 Speaker 1: Donald Trump's reinstatement as the real United States President and 166 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway, before the January 167 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:56,440 Speaker 1: six insurrection in the Capitol, his YouTube page had ten 168 00:09:56,520 --> 00:10:00,400 Speaker 1: thousand followers, but within days of the answer action he 169 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:05,840 Speaker 1: had over six hundred thousand, and today he's at six thousand, 170 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,400 Speaker 1: which I think is also how many people have died 171 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,400 Speaker 1: of COVID in the United oh Man, Yeah, that number 172 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,760 Speaker 1: I think is just so important to note as to 173 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 1: why maybe he got into this line of reasoning. Uh, 174 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: could that possibly be bringing him financial success? Why might 175 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,960 Speaker 1: he be tapping into this particular audience if you know, 176 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,760 Speaker 1: he gets on YouTube for a few hours a day 177 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 1: and suddenly has six thousand followers up from ten. I'm 178 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 1: sure he was like, Yep, this is it. This is 179 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,080 Speaker 1: where I'm this is where I'm nesting, because this is 180 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:44,400 Speaker 1: exactly so. But come on, who is this guy? What? 181 00:10:44,559 --> 00:10:47,880 Speaker 1: Why are we talking about him? What brought him into power? 182 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 1: What's this? What's the romance here? What political stances did 183 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:56,240 Speaker 1: Simon Parks make in England's Liberal Labor Party that brought 184 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,760 Speaker 1: him into the national spotlight. What actions has he taken 185 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: in support of not just the British people, but human 186 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 1: beings across the globe in his fight for truth and transparency? 187 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:13,440 Speaker 1: What passionate, sane, stable behaviors has this man exhibited that 188 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,520 Speaker 1: have earned him the trust of hundreds of thousands of 189 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:20,439 Speaker 1: global citizens. Well, we can begin to uncover these truths 190 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:26,400 Speaker 1: of this man's captivating, I opening brilliance. In a two 191 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:31,160 Speaker 1: thousand thirteen Huffington's Post article that's titled Simon Parks Labor 192 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:35,160 Speaker 1: counselor says sex with an alien is causing problems in 193 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:40,920 Speaker 1: my marriage. Yes. Simon Parks in two thousand twelve told 194 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:44,920 Speaker 1: the UK newspaper The Northern Echo that he regularly had 195 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 1: sex with an alien being that he refers to as 196 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:51,560 Speaker 1: the Cat Queen, and that together they had a child 197 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,760 Speaker 1: named Zarka. This is the guy who's going to cure 198 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:59,959 Speaker 1: you of your demonic possession. If you're curious about where 199 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:04,280 Speaker 1: his about the stability of this guy, uh, here it is. 200 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,760 Speaker 1: He was first taken to one of their ships when 201 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,800 Speaker 1: he was only three years old. He described the ship 202 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:14,079 Speaker 1: as being a tear drop shape with the blunt and 203 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,720 Speaker 1: at the front and the point he end at the back. 204 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:20,200 Speaker 1: Aerodynamic makes sense. Would you get on a tear drop 205 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 1: shaped airplane? Because I don't think I would. I don't know. 206 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,880 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess the way airplanes are shaped. Now, 207 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,599 Speaker 1: I've never thought one way or another about it. I 208 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,319 Speaker 1: was just like, I guess they know what they're doing. 209 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:36,520 Speaker 1: They're shaped like birds, they're shaped like flying things. He 210 00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:40,000 Speaker 1: claims that the alien approached him and took his hand, 211 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:45,199 Speaker 1: and when he said, I'm ready, a technology I don't 212 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,720 Speaker 1: understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the Earth. 213 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,160 Speaker 1: That's nice, they say each time he has to say 214 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 1: I'm ready, and then they go, that's consensual, right there 215 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,920 Speaker 1: is what it is. Yeah, that's nice. I'm glad these 216 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,240 Speaker 1: aliens understand consent and wait for an I'm ready. If 217 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 1: only more people took took that to heart and waited 218 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,440 Speaker 1: for and I'm ready. I guess if it were me, 219 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,600 Speaker 1: i'd be like, I need a little more information about 220 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:11,000 Speaker 1: what we're gonna do once we get there before I 221 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,400 Speaker 1: feel ready. I mean, I don't know that this was 222 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,960 Speaker 1: the first time, but it's each time, okay, each time 223 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,280 Speaker 1: he goes up there like, take my hand, tell me 224 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 1: you're good, let's do this all right? Well that you know, yeah, 225 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:31,200 Speaker 1: consent again very important, So props to these aliens for now. 226 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,000 Speaker 1: What about that? And we're not talking about a one 227 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:38,600 Speaker 1: time thing here, of course either. This actually would occur, 228 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:42,320 Speaker 1: he said, sometimes four times a year, get a nice 229 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:47,920 Speaker 1: quarterly alien sexcapade. He's like, going on on quarterly fish 230 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:52,400 Speaker 1: and trip. You don't wait up, it's June. It's time 231 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:56,600 Speaker 1: for my third quarter alien fucking. She's like, oh, all right, 232 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:02,440 Speaker 1: see you lighter. This started in nineteen sixty five when 233 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:08,440 Speaker 1: Simon was five years old Nolpe. He was on This Morning, 234 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,760 Speaker 1: which is like a British morning talk show, like a 235 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,319 Speaker 1: Good Morning America kind of thing, and um, he told them, well, 236 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,199 Speaker 1: I didn't technically lose my virginity, because that's I want 237 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 1: to make that distinction. He was very emphatic about that. 238 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,640 Speaker 1: This was not something where a five year old is 239 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:27,640 Speaker 1: losing his virginity. Uh, it much more understandable. I think 240 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,240 Speaker 1: we can all wrap our heads around this. It was 241 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:33,680 Speaker 1: actually just a sexual holographic experience, so fairly that that 242 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:39,040 Speaker 1: makes it okay, and oh he's like, he says, we 243 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,800 Speaker 1: think we have wonderful technology here on Earth, but this 244 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,600 Speaker 1: far surpasses anything we have here, or at least anything 245 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:50,640 Speaker 1: the military tells us we have. The being actually appeared 246 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:54,600 Speaker 1: to him as a vision of the woman from the 247 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:59,040 Speaker 1: Fries Turkish Delight commercials, which are in We looked these 248 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,160 Speaker 1: up and you have to too. We got we'll have 249 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 1: to post one to the to the Twitter feed, yes, 250 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,000 Speaker 1: because they're on YouTube and in the nineties sixties, Fries 251 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:12,840 Speaker 1: Turkish Delight was a candy and the commercials are just guess, 252 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:18,760 Speaker 1: it's a bunch of white people in racist costumes doing 253 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:24,400 Speaker 1: racist dances to racist music selling a racist It's just 254 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 1: like this, you know, camels and favorite. But she literally 255 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:36,480 Speaker 1: looks like me. I mean, she looks white and I 256 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,640 Speaker 1: even like, watched one was she's trying to do like 257 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,920 Speaker 1: a harem dance thing and she barely moves her hips 258 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,200 Speaker 1: and I'm like, every belly dancer is like, what what 259 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:50,080 Speaker 1: is this? So sixties candy? Aside? This is this five 260 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,520 Speaker 1: year old says, an alien just took me up to 261 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:58,160 Speaker 1: her ship. Hologrammed herself as the Fry's Turkish Delight model 262 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,040 Speaker 1: and had graphic sex with me, and his mom's like, 263 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 1: uh huh, great, honey, why don't you write it down. 264 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:09,200 Speaker 1: I'm trying to make dinner. But he did. He says 265 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:15,680 Speaker 1: he did have regular, real, actual contact sex with the 266 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:19,400 Speaker 1: cat Queen. He said, the creatures go into your mind 267 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 1: and they have the ability to make you think one 268 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:25,880 Speaker 1: thing which is actually another thing. They went into his 269 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:30,880 Speaker 1: mind and they made him feel love for them, which, 270 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,920 Speaker 1: to be honest, sounds a lot like David Tennant's character 271 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,000 Speaker 1: in Jessica Jones, which was like a really fucked up villain. 272 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:42,000 Speaker 1: Because I was like, horrible mind control is horrible, horrifying. 273 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:47,240 Speaker 1: Why that sounded terrible to me? And yeah, I'm not 274 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:52,000 Speaker 1: the only one. Holly Willoughby from Is That from the show? Okay, 275 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,920 Speaker 1: Holly Willoughby from This Morning said I think I'd be 276 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,200 Speaker 1: upset if someone went into my brain and made me 277 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 1: love them human being exactly. But Simon was like, well, 278 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:07,800 Speaker 1: my understanding of the vastness of the universe led me 279 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,720 Speaker 1: to understand that some things are less important than others. 280 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:17,359 Speaker 1: I guess, like content, which are free will. He's like, 281 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,920 Speaker 1: humans are such a microscopic dot in the universe that 282 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 1: consent is pretty you know who cares, right, or like, 283 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:28,280 Speaker 1: my feelings of love are not important. They can be 284 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:32,080 Speaker 1: manufactured and manipulated because of all the other things going on, 285 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 1: like okay, we are they care about you saying yes, 286 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,920 Speaker 1: I'm ready, but not if you actually feel any love 287 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:46,640 Speaker 1: for them from your own personal self. Maybe they're just like, well, 288 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,159 Speaker 1: we're just so weird looking or something we have to 289 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,359 Speaker 1: like help you understand that it's okay to love us, 290 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,280 Speaker 1: or something that's that's twisted too, because then, you know, 291 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:59,520 Speaker 1: rot people out there, like women don't like me, so 292 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,560 Speaker 1: I'm of mind control them into liking me. Yeah, I'm 293 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:07,080 Speaker 1: gonna neg them into liking me and gas like them 294 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:13,960 Speaker 1: until they're miserable. What does that sound? Oh my god? 295 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:18,280 Speaker 1: Oh no, we every ten, We are back. It's it's 296 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:22,480 Speaker 1: our favorite show, Ridiculous Romance. God, Hey, Ozark, Hey, it's 297 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:28,159 Speaker 1: the aliens Ozark and clip glorp clip clorp big glood 298 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:34,639 Speaker 1: liptor bleep cliptor bild clip Cloor held clip Cloor's right. 299 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,160 Speaker 1: Thank you? How you guys came and visited us during 300 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,160 Speaker 1: the Betty and Barney Hill episode when we were talking 301 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,880 Speaker 1: about that alien abduction and you're back and you're back. 302 00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:46,800 Speaker 1: That's great, nice to see you again. Yes, Betty and 303 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,920 Speaker 1: Barney Hill they were good friends of us too. Yeah, 304 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,240 Speaker 1: we're just talking about this, uh, this guy who had 305 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:57,440 Speaker 1: sex with an alien? Um? You guys familiar with this story? No? Never, 306 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 1: head of you. I've never heard of signing parks never. 307 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 1: How did how did you know? Like me? What are 308 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:08,399 Speaker 1: you talking about? You? I did not. I heard this 309 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:13,560 Speaker 1: um other podcasts talking about him before. So you listen 310 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:17,240 Speaker 1: to podcast. I know I don't have ears. Zack, did 311 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,720 Speaker 1: you funk a human name? Well? It was a long 312 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:25,120 Speaker 1: time ago. Oh, Zack, have you been tested? Yeah, it's 313 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: not contagious unless I unless Look. Look there's a lot 314 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,640 Speaker 1: of people looking at me right now, and that's making 315 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,040 Speaker 1: me very uncomfortable. So what I do with my own 316 00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:39,199 Speaker 1: time and my own mind control powers is my business. 317 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:45,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was consensual. Did you turn into 318 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:49,360 Speaker 1: a fries Turkish light lady? Haven't we all turned into 319 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,720 Speaker 1: a fries Turkish Delight lady at some time? I was that. No, 320 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:58,160 Speaker 1: we've talked about the Fries Turkish Delight lady. She's off limits. 321 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:03,720 Speaker 1: But I I just wanted to be beautiful. Oh my god, 322 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,720 Speaker 1: how come the British lady can make her herself look 323 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: like a Saudi Harem princess and I I can't make 324 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 1: myself look like that British lady. It's cultural appropriation that 325 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,600 Speaker 1: we've talked about this and we took the setting off 326 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,159 Speaker 1: on all of that machine on purpose. It sounds like 327 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,320 Speaker 1: you guys have a lot to work out. Um, maybe 328 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,560 Speaker 1: we should take a break. I think it's probably a 329 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,960 Speaker 1: good idea that we take a break. Okay, and we're back. 330 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:38,040 Speaker 1: Thozarc and Glip Glorp have Glip Glorp Clip Glory Clip 331 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,680 Speaker 1: Glorp have taken a little time to themselves. I think 332 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:45,040 Speaker 1: they left, so we're probably good. Um. Kind of sick 333 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,560 Speaker 1: of those guys busting into our podcast. I wish they'd 334 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,760 Speaker 1: call first. Yeah. Well, and they keep leaving a huge 335 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,400 Speaker 1: hole in the roof, which is really the big problem. 336 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:57,159 Speaker 1: Took a long time to patch that last year. Yeah. Alright, 337 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,040 Speaker 1: So we're talking about Simon Parks. Uh, he's fun and 338 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:04,760 Speaker 1: the alien cat queen and she's mind controlled him into 339 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,960 Speaker 1: believing that he loves her and he's cool with that. Yeah, 340 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,840 Speaker 1: very weird. Please don't mind control people into falling in 341 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:16,720 Speaker 1: love with you it's just not cool. So yeah, and 342 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,240 Speaker 1: and Park said he was five years old when he 343 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 1: first had sexual content. Even though it was not physical contact, 344 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:27,359 Speaker 1: it was still sexual, right, holographic. But it's cool because 345 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:32,160 Speaker 1: it because holography. It's all in his brain. Apparently, five 346 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,960 Speaker 1: year old. It's cool for five year olds to have 347 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:39,800 Speaker 1: hologram sex. According to Simon Park's interesting position to take um. 348 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,320 Speaker 1: But he was actually visited much younger than five by 349 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:47,240 Speaker 1: these these aliens. He said they started to visit him 350 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:51,399 Speaker 1: while he was in his mother's womb. And he remembers this, 351 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:57,040 Speaker 1: like remembers it right like you, like you do. He 352 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 1: apparently has a very clear memory of a face with 353 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:06,560 Speaker 1: no distinguishing features, so very I have a very clear 354 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:12,080 Speaker 1: memory of very fuzzy details. I have a very clear 355 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,560 Speaker 1: memory of not remembering something. You know, it's like it 356 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:20,200 Speaker 1: was yesterday, a thousand years ago. Well, anyway, he is 357 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,359 Speaker 1: a very clear memory of a face. And he says 358 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:28,840 Speaker 1: that he suddenly was gifted with the awareness that there 359 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,840 Speaker 1: was quote much more to this world than I knew, 360 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,840 Speaker 1: which no ship, you're in the womb, like you don't 361 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,159 Speaker 1: know anything about the world. As far as you know, 362 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:44,720 Speaker 1: the world is an amniotic sack. I think there might 363 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,640 Speaker 1: be more if I have to get out of this vagina. 364 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,600 Speaker 1: I swear I'm gonna find out what's out there. One day. 365 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:57,879 Speaker 1: I'm going to masticate my own food. He has drawings 366 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:02,280 Speaker 1: that he's done of these creatures, and they are amateur 367 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,200 Speaker 1: color pencil crayon drawings. Say he did. He does it 368 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:10,440 Speaker 1: better than I would mean. I was like, it's not 369 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,200 Speaker 1: like a five year old did hum, but they are 370 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:16,840 Speaker 1: still just like it's higher an artist, you know, that's 371 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,280 Speaker 1: my thing. If he's going about out into the world 372 00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:24,000 Speaker 1: to say I've seen aliens, don't don't grab your box 373 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,320 Speaker 1: of Crayola felt tip markers and give me, you know, 374 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,320 Speaker 1: a quick napkin drawing you did off the top of 375 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 1: your head, like before you get to the news program. 376 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 1: Go out there and find an artist and say, hey, 377 00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:36,440 Speaker 1: if I describe this to you, do you think you 378 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,520 Speaker 1: can draw it? Yeah, find like a sketch art like 379 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,720 Speaker 1: a cop, like a police sketch artist. Yeah, and and 380 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,359 Speaker 1: tell that's her whole job, right right. He's like, okay, 381 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:50,880 Speaker 1: So he's got a long head. Big guys, big big 382 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,840 Speaker 1: like um like on your tailor joy, big on your 383 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,760 Speaker 1: tailor joy On. Yeah, a little bigger, a little bigger 384 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,760 Speaker 1: um and then just like you know, like a Voldemort 385 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,440 Speaker 1: nose slits, you know, he who should not be named 386 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:08,960 Speaker 1: thank you. I was about to be very scared for 387 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,680 Speaker 1: cart I shouldn't say it in Britain in public. It's 388 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,920 Speaker 1: like saying McBeth in a theater. He's got like a 389 00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:20,639 Speaker 1: like a like a Jean luc Picard haircut. So so 390 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,679 Speaker 1: no hair, no hair, Yes, that's exactly okay, just checking. 391 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,920 Speaker 1: How's this? My goodness, that's the most beautiful thing I've 392 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,720 Speaker 1: ever seen. It looks like my mother. Would you like 393 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,520 Speaker 1: a smaller miniature to keep for yourself? Can I get 394 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:39,560 Speaker 1: a wallet size? So he has one drawing of the 395 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,520 Speaker 1: cat Queen, right or the Lion Queen sometimes call her, 396 00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:47,360 Speaker 1: and he says in a CNN interview that her name 397 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:54,359 Speaker 1: is Zuka clock Clock clock Clerk. It sounds like the 398 00:24:54,440 --> 00:25:01,600 Speaker 1: Langoliers eating the universe talk talk. He says, they call 399 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,440 Speaker 1: sex bonding and that she's the one that cat queens, 400 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:09,000 Speaker 1: the one he's bonded with. And you just get a 401 00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,840 Speaker 1: glimpse of one of his drawings of her on this 402 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,840 Speaker 1: CNN video where She's got you know these big furry 403 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:21,240 Speaker 1: cat shoulders. She's got a big, wide cat shaped, two 404 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:26,320 Speaker 1: tone face and a humanoid body with big boobs and 405 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:31,760 Speaker 1: big wide hips. Right, very very oversexualized drawing of this 406 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,800 Speaker 1: furry Um, are you sure you weren't just like scrolling 407 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:41,840 Speaker 1: through four Chan, I saw something that you like, maybe 408 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,000 Speaker 1: just as a really good imagination. He's like, that had 409 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 1: to be real because it seems so real. But he 410 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,800 Speaker 1: really just saw a furry like a comic con. Yeah, 411 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,159 Speaker 1: And he was high and then like he woke up 412 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,240 Speaker 1: the next day and was like, I funk that cat. 413 00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:00,760 Speaker 1: Yea ecstasy. I felt so good. She said she was 414 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:06,240 Speaker 1: an alien, except he was first visited, I mean very 415 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,719 Speaker 1: first time outside of the womb, but before he had 416 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,720 Speaker 1: sex with them when he was three to four months old. 417 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:17,160 Speaker 1: The aliens that visited him most frequently, we're called the mantids, 418 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,200 Speaker 1: or he says in the US they called mantis is. 419 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,760 Speaker 1: There's like four different species of aliens that he talks about. 420 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,800 Speaker 1: And mantids are green, They're seven ft tall, they have 421 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:34,440 Speaker 1: a kite shaped face, tiny nostrils, huge eyes, thin mouth, 422 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,040 Speaker 1: and eight fingers, and they were these long purple robes. 423 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,840 Speaker 1: One of the drawings is the alien standing in profile. 424 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:47,480 Speaker 1: Another drawing is a picture of a manted crouching down 425 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,159 Speaker 1: next to kind of a crudely drawn naked woman who 426 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,560 Speaker 1: seems to be sitting on like an examination table of 427 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,520 Speaker 1: the kind, just naked, and he's pointing directly at her 428 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:03,920 Speaker 1: vagina and saying you with a big exclamation mark, like 429 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:08,040 Speaker 1: I guess what me? What you like? That's where you 430 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:12,440 Speaker 1: came from? A vagina? Or you're in there? You're in there? 431 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:19,840 Speaker 1: I put you in there? What Okay? It's very strange anyway. 432 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,520 Speaker 1: It looks like a nightmare I had once. It's like 433 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,639 Speaker 1: every woman's first visit to an no b G. I 434 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:31,119 Speaker 1: n you. You're just sitting there like, oh, can I 435 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:36,040 Speaker 1: take this paper robo please? She would have killed for 436 00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:42,600 Speaker 1: a paper robe in that just sits out here. In 437 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,520 Speaker 1: the early days, he says he didn't think of them 438 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:48,399 Speaker 1: as aliens because he didn't know any difference between aliens 439 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,639 Speaker 1: and humans. To him, there was no distinction. They were 440 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,320 Speaker 1: just some creatures that were visiting him, much like his 441 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,560 Speaker 1: mother would visit. I mean, it was all they were 442 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:59,880 Speaker 1: all family to him. Basically. He remembers one particular visit 443 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,320 Speaker 1: from when he was eight months old, where he's in 444 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,680 Speaker 1: his crib, and he says, two green stick things came in. 445 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,399 Speaker 1: I was aware of some movement over my head. I 446 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:15,640 Speaker 1: thought they're not mummy's hands. Mummy's hands are pink, which 447 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,200 Speaker 1: I'm like, you're eight months old and you already know colors. 448 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,480 Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Yeah, He's like, I know pink hands 449 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,719 Speaker 1: when I see him, and these are not pink hands. 450 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:29,480 Speaker 1: And there's sticks. Also, apparently, the nine foot tall alien 451 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,399 Speaker 1: that was picking him up at this point then beamed 452 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,440 Speaker 1: a message directly through his eyes and down his optic 453 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,920 Speaker 1: nerve into his brain, saying, I am your real mother. 454 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:48,960 Speaker 1: I am your more important mother. Okay. Also very rude 455 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,920 Speaker 1: of this alien to come to another child and say 456 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,280 Speaker 1: I'm your more important mother. Yeah. Simon's mom is like, okay, 457 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:58,240 Speaker 1: well then pay some fucking belt around here. Okay, you 458 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:03,160 Speaker 1: warm up the formula. Have you vacuumed today? Because fucking 459 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,560 Speaker 1: mess around here so you could take the trash out 460 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,080 Speaker 1: or something. Apparently I'm co parenting. All of a sudden, 461 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 1: he was confused by this. Obviously, so am I you know, 462 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,240 Speaker 1: to be fair, and he started calling his human mother 463 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:23,840 Speaker 1: daddy because he said he thought she must be his dad, 464 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:29,000 Speaker 1: because who needs two moms. It's just was like, okay, 465 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,440 Speaker 1: so you're all about alien sex, but you can't wrap 466 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:36,440 Speaker 1: your brain around two mothers. Okay, So he said the 467 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,280 Speaker 1: alien was his mummy and his human mother was his daddy. 468 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,640 Speaker 1: She must have been if if if he had a 469 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,520 Speaker 1: mummy alien, then this other person must have been daddy. 470 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,480 Speaker 1: So everyone out there was same sex parents and one 471 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,200 Speaker 1: of them is an alien. Hate to break it to you, 472 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,480 Speaker 1: he said. As he got older, he realized that it 473 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:58,320 Speaker 1: was socially unacceptable to call his mother daddy, and he 474 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: needed to get the words right. She said, I learned 475 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,880 Speaker 1: not to be open, not to discuss it because people 476 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,040 Speaker 1: can't handle it. What a what an absurd that he 477 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,719 Speaker 1: blames that on people too. He's like, well, it's your 478 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,840 Speaker 1: fault for not understanding why I was calling my mother daddy. 479 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 1: I have another mother, But I guess you just don't 480 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,000 Speaker 1: understand that my other mother is a big green alien. 481 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,080 Speaker 1: No I don't. I don't understand it. What's wrong with you? 482 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,440 Speaker 1: Closed minded simpleton's I don't know, But that's such a 483 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:35,280 Speaker 1: normal thing. If you have delusions, you know that you're like, well, obviously, 484 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,400 Speaker 1: my delusions are the real thing, and everybody else is 485 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,560 Speaker 1: having their own delusion of this fake word. Right. It's 486 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 1: that's a lot of gymnastics, I think, mental gymnastics you 487 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,400 Speaker 1: have to do to make this fit. In my opinion, 488 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,800 Speaker 1: it's that same like, well, you you don't think that 489 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:57,960 Speaker 1: my mother was an alien, and I do. So we 490 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,479 Speaker 1: just have two different views of the world that are 491 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,400 Speaker 1: equally sane and valid, and one of us is right 492 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,040 Speaker 1: and one of us is wrong. And you know what, 493 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,080 Speaker 1: I'm right, So I guess you must be wrong that 494 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:12,800 Speaker 1: that's that's logic right there. It's not. It's not logic 495 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:18,280 Speaker 1: because you're saying, well there is. I mean, and you 496 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:24,960 Speaker 1: know what, stranger things in heaven and Earth or whatever happened, 497 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,240 Speaker 1: But strange things for sure, I mean, you know, I 498 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,720 Speaker 1: just like I'm not um. I have never seen a 499 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:36,240 Speaker 1: ghost or an alien or any type of elf or 500 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,480 Speaker 1: fairy or any anything like that. I've never had an experience. Okay, 501 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:44,400 Speaker 1: I know people who have, and they are very adamant 502 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,440 Speaker 1: that that ship was real. It happened and it was 503 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,880 Speaker 1: not like a a dream or something they made up 504 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,760 Speaker 1: or whatever, and I believe them, you know what I mean, Like, 505 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,160 Speaker 1: I think that the world is weird, and there's a 506 00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,360 Speaker 1: lot of possibilities within the world, within the unit averse 507 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,120 Speaker 1: that we don't We barely know anything about the universe, 508 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,320 Speaker 1: so who knows, um, And now all the governments of 509 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,800 Speaker 1: the world are finally going yeah, yeah, there's definitely UFOs. 510 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,160 Speaker 1: We don't know what they are, so they're unidentified. They're 511 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:15,360 Speaker 1: flying their objects anyway. Yeah, they're out there. Um, I 512 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,520 Speaker 1: can't I can't tell you anything about them, but they're 513 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,840 Speaker 1: out there, and um, so you know, I like to 514 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,040 Speaker 1: be open minded about these kinds of things as much 515 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,120 Speaker 1: as possible. Absolutely, but it is very frustrating to just 516 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,960 Speaker 1: have someone me like, but you are just I don't know, 517 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,960 Speaker 1: you just don't have simple Yeah you're too simple. You 518 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,160 Speaker 1: don't have this contact or whatever to understand like I'm 519 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:41,000 Speaker 1: more enlightened or something than you. I don't know. I mean, 520 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,840 Speaker 1: I believe that there are extraterrestrial intelligence species out there. 521 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,200 Speaker 1: I believe that they may even have visited Earth already. 522 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:54,600 Speaker 1: I find it hard so many of these depictions of 523 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:59,280 Speaker 1: aliens are based around very human ideas and behaviors. That 524 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,840 Speaker 1: they would fight for resources, that they would have a 525 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 1: similar structure of hierarchy, that they would know what how 526 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,720 Speaker 1: our government's worked and who the leaders of them were 527 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,360 Speaker 1: and have and be able to comprehend our systems to 528 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,040 Speaker 1: such a degree that they can just go ahead and 529 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,400 Speaker 1: come in and infiltrate. There's a lot there that I'm like, Yeah, 530 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,240 Speaker 1: that they have a colonial mindset and go conquer and 531 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:25,400 Speaker 1: take over and subjugate. A lot of that is very human. 532 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,720 Speaker 1: And I'm like, I think, if we're talking about aliens, 533 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,320 Speaker 1: really need to open up our idea of what they 534 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,800 Speaker 1: what their motivations are, what they're looking for, what they're 535 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,239 Speaker 1: interested in, and how they would contact us and who 536 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,640 Speaker 1: they would contact. Because getting involved in like our various 537 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:44,440 Speaker 1: governments across the world for some hidden nefarious purpose that 538 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:49,040 Speaker 1: can't be revealed to the public is very very human. 539 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,280 Speaker 1: That's that's such a human idea to me, and I, 540 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:56,520 Speaker 1: in my belief of aliens, I think that that's pretty outrageous. 541 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,240 Speaker 1: I think that that makes that actually makes the universe 542 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,760 Speaker 1: smaller to me to say, oh, there's all these other 543 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,520 Speaker 1: species out there and they're running on the same level 544 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:09,200 Speaker 1: we are, as like, that's kind of crazy, um, but 545 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:13,719 Speaker 1: who knows, who knows? But I firmly believe that who 546 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:19,279 Speaker 1: doesn't know. Simon parks, like on his own website, Okay, 547 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:23,200 Speaker 1: we talked about his alien mother, this woman that believes 548 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,319 Speaker 1: he was alien mother, and we're left the question, well, 549 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,640 Speaker 1: what about his biological human mother. What's the deal with her? 550 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,239 Speaker 1: Because also he was in her womb. He says, So 551 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,960 Speaker 1: the alien visited him while he was in his biological 552 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,640 Speaker 1: human mother's womb. So this I am your mother thing 553 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,640 Speaker 1: must be very you know, um, it's just an idea. 554 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,360 Speaker 1: It's conceptual. I am your I'm your alien mother. You know, 555 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,920 Speaker 1: she's not saying I birthed you. So what about his mother? Well, 556 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,040 Speaker 1: on his own website, Simon Parks dot org, Simon says 557 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,080 Speaker 1: his human mother, Simon says. Simon says, that's how you 558 00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:01,680 Speaker 1: know it's true. Simon says his human mother worked for 559 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,800 Speaker 1: m I five, which is the UK's domestic counterintelligence agency 560 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:10,000 Speaker 1: and their security agency. But she was he says, quote 561 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,920 Speaker 1: in reality, working for the n s A, which is 562 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,719 Speaker 1: an American, right, the National Security Agency. Yeah, so I 563 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,400 Speaker 1: guess they're the international security He also says that his 564 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,600 Speaker 1: grandfather works for m I six, which is the James 565 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,400 Speaker 1: Bond Agency, So studied that extensively. I understand the workings 566 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,960 Speaker 1: of that. There's a woman named m in charge, although 567 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:37,799 Speaker 1: recently a man has taken over Voldemort. Actually, oh god, 568 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:43,480 Speaker 1: everything that's true is in the ministry um. But that 569 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,000 Speaker 1: in working for m I six, his grandfather was in 570 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,480 Speaker 1: reality working for the CIA, and everybody's working for the 571 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:53,880 Speaker 1: United States. Simon says that his mother raised him herself 572 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,719 Speaker 1: and never remarried, but he never mentions his biological father 573 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,200 Speaker 1: in this. He says the between five in ninety nine, 574 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:05,040 Speaker 1: his mother was working on secret documents that came out 575 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:09,000 Speaker 1: of Berlin because there were UFOs that had crashed in 576 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:14,240 Speaker 1: America and were sent to German scientists to be reverse 577 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,960 Speaker 1: engineered so they could discover that technology. So you've got 578 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Speaker 1: American and German scientists working together, very common from that era. 579 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,640 Speaker 1: You know Werner von Brawn and people like that. In 580 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,960 Speaker 1: a lot of these conspiracy theories, the Germans had very 581 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:29,360 Speaker 1: advanced technological capabilities because of all this crazy research that 582 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,400 Speaker 1: you know, the Nazis were doing. And then there are 583 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,880 Speaker 1: moving forward. There are some theories that Nazis are actually 584 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,080 Speaker 1: living in a hollow Earth that come out of Antarctica, 585 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,520 Speaker 1: and if you go into the hollow earth, you'll see 586 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:47,719 Speaker 1: all their amazing technology that they're building to bring the 587 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,920 Speaker 1: Third Reich back or something that they probably got from 588 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,160 Speaker 1: reverse engineering these ufosos. Right, we should never have sent 589 00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:58,760 Speaker 1: them over there. Now. In nineteen seventy nine, she asked 590 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,000 Speaker 1: to be released from this work. She didn't want to 591 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,960 Speaker 1: be part of it anymore, and then she died in 592 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:11,439 Speaker 1: quote suspicious circumstances, says Simon. He was nineteen at the time. 593 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,160 Speaker 1: And after she died, he says that two thousand pounds 594 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,320 Speaker 1: British pounds were putting an envelope and slid through his 595 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:23,279 Speaker 1: door and it contained a message that read don't look 596 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,360 Speaker 1: back Dick Whittington. And that's when he moved to London. 597 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,759 Speaker 1: And Dick Whittington is this famous London folklore. I won't 598 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,319 Speaker 1: spend all day telling you about. But it gave him 599 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,879 Speaker 1: the idea to move to London. So I have to ask, 600 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,239 Speaker 1: what about the wife because he's married with three kids, right, right, 601 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:43,279 Speaker 1: But he's regularly going on these quarterly sexcapade. Right. It's 602 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:48,200 Speaker 1: got a little on alien side piece and Shirley or 603 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,120 Speaker 1: is she the side piece? Is his wife? No? Because 604 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,160 Speaker 1: I mean it's just quarterly with the alien guess. So 605 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,560 Speaker 1: I feel like it's a you know, every few months, 606 00:37:55,600 --> 00:38:00,239 Speaker 1: I go have a little Aliens. Yeah, He's like, hey, honey, Um, 607 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,160 Speaker 1: I might be away for the weekend. Clock is in town, 608 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,239 Speaker 1: and you know, she I'm just gonna go say hi. 609 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,640 Speaker 1: I guess me and Zuka lack Lack Clock are gonna knock, knock, knock, 610 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:15,600 Speaker 1: our boots knock knock. So anyway, what how did she 611 00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:19,399 Speaker 1: feel about all this? This sex cacnem is sex thing 612 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,360 Speaker 1: whatever she's talking about. And his other kid also, I 613 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,640 Speaker 1: guess he's got a whole other family going on, three 614 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,520 Speaker 1: kids and then aliens. Nobody has alien kids this other one, 615 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,480 Speaker 1: so I have, you know, got to wonder how how 616 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,880 Speaker 1: Becky is feeling about all this? And apparently she she 617 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,600 Speaker 1: did find out about it, and as the article said, 618 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,520 Speaker 1: it was causing some strife in their marriage. She was 619 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,680 Speaker 1: unhappy about it at first. But don't worry, he says, 620 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,040 Speaker 1: quote the sex is not on a human level, so 621 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,800 Speaker 1: I don't see it as wrong, does Becky? Though, Like 622 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,440 Speaker 1: again I'm asking about Becky, Simon, you keep your mouth 623 00:38:54,480 --> 00:39:01,080 Speaker 1: shut for a second. Let Becky talk. Oh my god, yes, Um, 624 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,880 Speaker 1: I just thought I was overhearing and I did want 625 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,800 Speaker 1: to point out that, of course it's not on a 626 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,360 Speaker 1: human level. It barely even counts. Yes, we don't do 627 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,239 Speaker 1: the same things you do, and so it's very different. Uh, 628 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,800 Speaker 1: it's just hand stuff, so it doesn't count. You know, 629 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,160 Speaker 1: we only have eight fingers, so it's a lot different. 630 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:26,160 Speaker 1: You know, it's actually we're kind of missing two digits. Look, 631 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:30,040 Speaker 1: everybody has different needs and no one person can provide 632 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,480 Speaker 1: all those needs for one other person. So we're just 633 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:37,200 Speaker 1: doing we're just filling the gap. It's more than notional connection. Yes. Uh. 634 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:42,000 Speaker 1: And also one of our fingers um vibrates. Yes, humans 635 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,800 Speaker 1: don't have that. We certainly don't. Um. I kind of 636 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,640 Speaker 1: do wish well, I guess I don't know. I'm curious, 637 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,520 Speaker 1: like it would be useless in other situations. But so 638 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,600 Speaker 1: you're saying that Becky needs to be okay with this 639 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,520 Speaker 1: because this is a totally different thing. You can hear, 640 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:03,560 Speaker 1: actually you but Becky should just coming the next time 641 00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,759 Speaker 1: and take it out very well. Oh yeah, Becky could 642 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:13,000 Speaker 1: come along party. She's she has very conventional viewpoints about sex, 643 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,600 Speaker 1: and we've been trying to open Becky's mind. Ozark, You 644 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:21,759 Speaker 1: absolutely cannot mind control people. Into agreeing with you. That 645 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,800 Speaker 1: is wrong. They're not agreeing with you. Really, why didn't 646 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,640 Speaker 1: you let me put my fingers on your brain and not? No, 647 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,759 Speaker 1: I'm not we're not doing that. We should probably go 648 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,839 Speaker 1: to commercial because it's our form of mind control. Yeah, 649 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,040 Speaker 1: so everyone, Uh, you know, why don't you guys take 650 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:42,080 Speaker 1: us to commercial? Yes, and then if anyone, if any 651 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,920 Speaker 1: listeners out there want to come take a ride on 652 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,920 Speaker 1: our spaceship, you know what to do, like t gap shaped, 653 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,560 Speaker 1: I'll get in the sky and wave your hands frantically. 654 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:58,399 Speaker 1: We will be right there and we'll be right back. Well, 655 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,399 Speaker 1: welcome back to the show everyone. We've cleared out all 656 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:06,480 Speaker 1: the roof shingles and stuff again from the podcast bathroom. Well, 657 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:11,120 Speaker 1: here's the thing, uh, including Ozark and gleep Globe, there 658 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:16,120 Speaker 1: are multiple different races the aliens, Like we mentioned, Simon 659 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,799 Speaker 1: Parks himself brings up four different kinds. And you've got 660 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,200 Speaker 1: the feline species you know, with the wide hips and 661 00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:26,560 Speaker 1: the big boobs his cat queen and he's been having 662 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,640 Speaker 1: sex with there's all aliens have boobs like oh I know, right, 663 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:36,040 Speaker 1: just two boobs like us? Are they mammals? Okay? Like 664 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,719 Speaker 1: other animals on Earth have more than two boobs, and 665 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,960 Speaker 1: they have mostly nipples, not even boobs. So it's like, 666 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,600 Speaker 1: why do we think aliens would have to two arms 667 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,719 Speaker 1: ahead but only eight fingers. You know, it's not a 668 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,560 Speaker 1: direct copy. But they evolved as a hybrid of our 669 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,440 Speaker 1: humans and cats, so there's more reason for them to 670 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,959 Speaker 1: have multiple nipples on the way down. Anyway, it's fine. 671 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,239 Speaker 1: So there's four different races of aliens. You've got the 672 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:03,160 Speaker 1: feline type. You've also got the grays, and these are 673 00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,440 Speaker 1: your X files aliens, the very typical Hollywood you know, 674 00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,000 Speaker 1: skinny gray aliens with the big eyes and the big 675 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:14,879 Speaker 1: round heads and globos arc types. Yeah, these are these 676 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:19,000 Speaker 1: are the aliens that abducted Betty and Barney Hill. Yeah again, 677 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,839 Speaker 1: check that episode out if you want to hear about 678 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:25,360 Speaker 1: the first ever alien abduction recorded up. And then you 679 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,720 Speaker 1: also have the mantids. Now, these are the purple robes, 680 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,160 Speaker 1: the big green heads that we talked about. Is he 681 00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,600 Speaker 1: said they were the most the aliens that visited him 682 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,480 Speaker 1: the most. Simon says in an interview that the fourth 683 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:43,040 Speaker 1: species of aliens are the Nordics, which are the reptilians. Now, 684 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,600 Speaker 1: they are very strict about not being seen or recognized 685 00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:53,080 Speaker 1: because they know. Simon tells us that humans are so 686 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,759 Speaker 1: very good at recording things, and they don't like to 687 00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:02,600 Speaker 1: be recorded. They never heard the Library of Alexander. They 688 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,680 Speaker 1: I don't really understand this. They just don't like it. Um, 689 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,680 Speaker 1: so they don't allow it. They have an agreement with 690 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:14,120 Speaker 1: with human governments, with anyone in the know. The agreement 691 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,680 Speaker 1: is that we don't get recorded, and those aliens themselves 692 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:20,279 Speaker 1: are very protective of being seen, of being you know, 693 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,560 Speaker 1: filmed or or photographed or anything like that. He says 694 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:27,839 Speaker 1: that some ancient civilizations, the Sumarians, the Babylonians, he says, 695 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,200 Speaker 1: the Mayans and the Aztecs might all have carvings where 696 00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:34,400 Speaker 1: you might get a glimpse of a Reptilian of a Nordic, 697 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,440 Speaker 1: but that you really won't see them very much. He says, 698 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,560 Speaker 1: it's much more likely that you're gonna see renditions of 699 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:45,200 Speaker 1: the cat aliens in ancient Egyptian carvings, because the cats 700 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,239 Speaker 1: don't care about being recorded. They're cool with it, but 701 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,080 Speaker 1: they still won't come down and like be on camera 702 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:54,000 Speaker 1: or introduce themselves to the public. I guess it's it's 703 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,560 Speaker 1: very convoluted. It seems more like an explanation of why, 704 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,640 Speaker 1: like a loose explanation of why we've seen some carvings 705 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,280 Speaker 1: of cat people in alien in Egyptian culture, although that's 706 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:09,920 Speaker 1: so dismissive of their actual fucking culture, you know, like that, 707 00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:13,480 Speaker 1: it wasn't aliens doing anything in ancient Egypt. It was 708 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:19,600 Speaker 1: human beings, very skilled and imaginative human beings telling stories 709 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:27,719 Speaker 1: that they themselves created gods and stuff. Yea again yeah, 710 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:32,200 Speaker 1: talking about the Middle East and stuff. Yeah, Africa, yeah, 711 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,960 Speaker 1: side and over our alien lovers out there. If you 712 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:39,560 Speaker 1: say that aliens did these ancient things, what you're saying 713 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,279 Speaker 1: is that early humans specifically who were people of color, 714 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,920 Speaker 1: were not capable of it, that they were too primitive. 715 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,720 Speaker 1: And that's demonstrably false. So it is, in fact pretty 716 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,439 Speaker 1: racist to say that aliens built the pyramids and ship 717 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:59,640 Speaker 1: like that. It's not true. Slaves built the pyramids perfectly, honest, 718 00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,759 Speaker 1: but but they were designed by human engineers who were 719 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,839 Speaker 1: perfectly capable of pulling it off. But these reptilians are 720 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,960 Speaker 1: so emphatic about not being seen, and they're so entrenched 721 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:14,360 Speaker 1: in our governments that, in fact, when Simon was on 722 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:19,719 Speaker 1: the This Morning Program, he said, I brought drawings of aliens, 723 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,520 Speaker 1: of the Mantids and of the Nordics, and they were 724 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,320 Speaker 1: going to use them as the backdrop while they interviewed me, 725 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:31,279 Speaker 1: he says, but someone from very high up came down 726 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,400 Speaker 1: and pointed at the Reptilian one and said, we can't 727 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:40,040 Speaker 1: show that. So somewhere in the this British news program 728 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,360 Speaker 1: there was there's an alien very high up in the 729 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,760 Speaker 1: corporate ladder. He said, absolutely not. You are not allowed 730 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,920 Speaker 1: to show her to PICTI in shan your news program, 731 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,160 Speaker 1: guys like, we're gonna get so many views and so 732 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,759 Speaker 1: much ratings off of this Simon Pox guys crazy, I 733 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,560 Speaker 1: will just got a little missy child one second now, 734 00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:04,759 Speaker 1: Oh yes, so so sorry. The Nordics are the ones 735 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:08,040 Speaker 1: getting their hands dirty, though it seems um they're apparently 736 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:13,520 Speaker 1: advising Vladimir Putin, for example, in Parks said Putin had 737 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,920 Speaker 1: been part of a group advised by reptiles h and 738 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,200 Speaker 1: I have offered him technology on par with what they're 739 00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:25,000 Speaker 1: giving to America. So I guess they were giving us 740 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,719 Speaker 1: like a lot of great ship for a while and 741 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,279 Speaker 1: then they were like, now we'll give it to you 742 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,520 Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, we're gonna give you each a little bit. 743 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:35,279 Speaker 1: We just we just really like Earthen conflict. I guess 744 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,080 Speaker 1: you just want all to fight for some reason. Yeah, 745 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,279 Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna build our own little cold war here. 746 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:45,000 Speaker 1: Maybe we're like they're gladiator battles entertainment for them. Maybe 747 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,439 Speaker 1: it's just you know that whenever you kind of get 748 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,319 Speaker 1: deep into the weeds of these conversations, you ask why 749 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,839 Speaker 1: why is this happening? The answer is so generic. It's like, well, 750 00:46:54,880 --> 00:47:00,279 Speaker 1: they're running experiments, they're just observing what well, like like 751 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,080 Speaker 1: a kid with who put two ants in a jar 752 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,759 Speaker 1: and watched him fight, or some ship. And I'm like, 753 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:09,960 Speaker 1: but why, that's not an answer, that's just that's just 754 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:14,800 Speaker 1: a circumstance. That's not an explanation. Yeah. Apparently, when Putin 755 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:18,600 Speaker 1: started putting pressure on the Ukraine, apparently was because the 756 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,440 Speaker 1: Nordics told him he no longer has to tow the 757 00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:25,200 Speaker 1: American line, so they made the American line and then 758 00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:28,239 Speaker 1: told him don't worry about right. And apparently they the 759 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:32,879 Speaker 1: Nordics don't mind Simon talking about them, because if they did, 760 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:37,920 Speaker 1: quote clearly, they would have stopped me long before. Now, Okay, 761 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,520 Speaker 1: look I got a question, and it's why, Simon, what 762 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,200 Speaker 1: makes him so damn special? And he says, when he 763 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,800 Speaker 1: was asked that on this morning, he said, I asked 764 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:53,760 Speaker 1: them that myself. He says, quote, I don't consider myself 765 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:57,040 Speaker 1: special or important. He says, he makes that very clear 766 00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,719 Speaker 1: on every interview he goes on that it's not about me. 767 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,719 Speaker 1: I'm not special. And he said, the answer they gave 768 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,920 Speaker 1: me is basically that Earth scientists trap a wild animal 769 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,360 Speaker 1: and they put a tag on him, and they follow 770 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,160 Speaker 1: that animal around and they follow that animal through generations. 771 00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,480 Speaker 1: They'll follow its herd and its family and just keep 772 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,480 Speaker 1: tracking it. And he said, that's what they're doing with humans. 773 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:22,479 Speaker 1: They they followed my soul through generations. He says. Still, 774 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:27,239 Speaker 1: though farmers do that tag ship for a reason, there 775 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:31,920 Speaker 1: is a purpose behind that, and they study them in 776 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,600 Speaker 1: the wild. You know, scientists do that also with a 777 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,560 Speaker 1: purpose to learn more about these These aliens have been 778 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:42,080 Speaker 1: here since the dawn of humanity, So why are they tagging? 779 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:46,200 Speaker 1: Like what what are they not getting well? And apparently 780 00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,800 Speaker 1: they're also like in charge of some things. It's like 781 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,840 Speaker 1: why do you need to why do you to study 782 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,600 Speaker 1: this labor secretary when you're already controlling all the world governments. Um, 783 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,920 Speaker 1: you do better to just like hack into people's Facebook 784 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,319 Speaker 1: and get data like that, because that's more useful. Maybe 785 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:07,400 Speaker 1: they're studying our reaction to him, not really him, you know, 786 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,360 Speaker 1: like they're like, we'll just we'll be totally honest with 787 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,200 Speaker 1: one person and then just see how everybody else goes. 788 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,680 Speaker 1: So they're like, oh, he's got sixty nine thousand people 789 00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,680 Speaker 1: who believe him in a world of seven billion people, 790 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,960 Speaker 1: you know, maybe one billion of them have ever heard 791 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:27,320 Speaker 1: of him. Huh. Like maybe there's something there, I guess. 792 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,800 Speaker 1: But then what does that tell them? Because it doesn't 793 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,560 Speaker 1: tell them how people would react to them. It tells 794 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:38,960 Speaker 1: them how people react to a crazy sounding persons. And 795 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,480 Speaker 1: they don't need a study to see how we react 796 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,279 Speaker 1: to liars. We do it every day. I'll I'll make 797 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,640 Speaker 1: it real simple for you, cat Queen, we believe them 798 00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,200 Speaker 1: or we don't. That that's how we deal with it. 799 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,120 Speaker 1: But they took some viewer reactions in after this morning 800 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,200 Speaker 1: interview and they were reading out like tweets they got 801 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:58,520 Speaker 1: in response, and one person wrote in and said, why 802 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,279 Speaker 1: is it that only people with an alien fixation ever? 803 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,839 Speaker 1: Seemed to see them. I've never heard of anyone who 804 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,040 Speaker 1: has no interest in them ever having an alien encounter. 805 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:14,719 Speaker 1: Great question, absolutely solid gold. There where are my scullies? Yeah? 806 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,560 Speaker 1: I need a scully to come in and be like, listen, 807 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,160 Speaker 1: I thought this was bulga, but seriously, I talked to 808 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,800 Speaker 1: a cat queen. We had a holographic sex. It was amazing. 809 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,880 Speaker 1: I am in. Yeah, when you meet when you just 810 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,520 Speaker 1: meet a molder every ten years and there's never a scully, 811 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,160 Speaker 1: why are you going to believe these crazy people? What 812 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,520 Speaker 1: if the sex is bad? Wouldn't that be sad? Oh? 813 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,480 Speaker 1: I know, right, like holographic alien sex and you're like 814 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:42,799 Speaker 1: it's about to be and then it's like, oh, that's 815 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:47,439 Speaker 1: actually really kind of like they're like, oh yeah, yes, 816 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,920 Speaker 1: give it to me, yes, yes, just like that, and 817 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,759 Speaker 1: then Parison is just lying still like I what is 818 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,600 Speaker 1: this supposed to be good? I don't even know where 819 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:59,120 Speaker 1: that's supposed to go. I'm not sure what I'm to 820 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:05,000 Speaker 1: do with you. If anything, I can't pronounce it. Lou 821 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:10,279 Speaker 1: clock clock, can you just a little wait, just a 822 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,000 Speaker 1: little bit, no, I think hang on, hang on that 823 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,400 Speaker 1: back first, my back, We'll come back. Can we Oh? No, 824 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,560 Speaker 1: you're not. Oh, I guess we'll try again in a 825 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,840 Speaker 1: little while. How long do you need? I don't I 826 00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:26,040 Speaker 1: probably need a long time, long time. I'm sorry. Was 827 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:31,160 Speaker 1: it good for you? No? No, really, we'll get better 828 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:36,000 Speaker 1: with more observation, more observation. We don't know how to 829 00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:42,279 Speaker 1: bring the humans to orgasm, that's that's all. And they're like, 830 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:46,000 Speaker 1: they do it to each other so easily. Well, it 831 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:51,960 Speaker 1: depends some more easily. David Pacman, who has a podcast 832 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:57,680 Speaker 1: and talked about this extensively, says that Parks claims that 833 00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,440 Speaker 1: there are plenty of people who have had the same experience, 834 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,320 Speaker 1: but they're just not willing to talk about it because 835 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:08,799 Speaker 1: it would destroy their careers for some reason. Meanwhile, he's 836 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,600 Speaker 1: elected official while he's saying this, right, so, I'm like, 837 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,600 Speaker 1: how we still got elected. He was out about this 838 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,520 Speaker 1: before he was elected. He's very emphatic about that too. 839 00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,960 Speaker 1: He's like, people always knew it doesn't something I hid. 840 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,480 Speaker 1: But also it would destroy your career apparently, So anyways, 841 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,719 Speaker 1: holding a lot of weird ideas together. In his rain 842 00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:30,480 Speaker 1: he says, quote, one of the reasons I've come forward 843 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,000 Speaker 1: is to give strength and confidence for others to come forward. 844 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,840 Speaker 1: If one thousand people came forward on Monday and another 845 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,560 Speaker 1: one thousand by Wednesday, the attitude from the media would 846 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:46,680 Speaker 1: be very different. That was in I guess a thousand 847 00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,359 Speaker 1: people didn't come forward to say, we have not seen 848 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,239 Speaker 1: two thousands or any number of people come forward and 849 00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:54,480 Speaker 1: say yeah, yeah, I've also had a cat queen come 850 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,439 Speaker 1: to It's been eight years and I think it's still 851 00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,680 Speaker 1: just the one. Yeah, I think it is the one. 852 00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:02,600 Speaker 1: I guess we've come forward with our experience with the 853 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:07,840 Speaker 1: Grays on this podcast. And he was asked many times 854 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,440 Speaker 1: to step down from his counselor position because he did 855 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,440 Speaker 1: come out about this while he was an elected official. 856 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,280 Speaker 1: I mean again, he came out before, but he spoke 857 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,160 Speaker 1: about it extensively in the news while he was an 858 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:21,040 Speaker 1: elected official, and he always claimed that this is a 859 00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,800 Speaker 1: personal matter. It didn't seem to have any impact on 860 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,360 Speaker 1: him fulfilling the duties of his job. In fact, a 861 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,880 Speaker 1: local vicar in his area said, well, he brought interest 862 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,279 Speaker 1: and merriment to a lot of people and did a 863 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:37,240 Speaker 1: very good job as counselor merriment. It did bring merriment 864 00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,800 Speaker 1: people laughing at him, but he still do want a 865 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:44,560 Speaker 1: good job still. The former mayor of Whitby said quote, 866 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,320 Speaker 1: I don't think my real opinion of this is printapal. 867 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,160 Speaker 1: So it's some people. I think a lot of other 868 00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:56,879 Speaker 1: officials in the town said, you're embarrassing us, like, even 869 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,440 Speaker 1: if he does his job well this, we don't want 870 00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,839 Speaker 1: to be known for this and asked him to step down, 871 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,920 Speaker 1: but he he but he did not until when his 872 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,120 Speaker 1: workload got too heavy for him, right. David Pacman on 873 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,520 Speaker 1: his show was like, so, this is kind of like 874 00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:15,560 Speaker 1: a person who believes in that the world is only 875 00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,960 Speaker 1: six thousand years old, but otherwise are great at everything 876 00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:23,640 Speaker 1: else where You're like, I maybe just that part we 877 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,440 Speaker 1: just leave that out and do the rest because I 878 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,880 Speaker 1: can probably find someone someone who's good at this job 879 00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:33,520 Speaker 1: who's not having sex with an alien cat queen. You know, 880 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:38,279 Speaker 1: that's exactly right now. The aliens don't take him away. 881 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,359 Speaker 1: He doesn't say abducted. He's very clear it's not an 882 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,120 Speaker 1: abduction because he he says, yes, it's not a kidnapping 883 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,759 Speaker 1: or whatever. They just take him. They just take him. 884 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,319 Speaker 1: But they don't take him when he's busy. He said 885 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,480 Speaker 1: they wouldn't take him during political meetings. That's so courteous 886 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,319 Speaker 1: or during large gatherings of people. He doesn't They don't 887 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,720 Speaker 1: want to disrupt or draw a lot of attention to themselves. 888 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,920 Speaker 1: He even claims have been taken up with groups of 889 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,480 Speaker 1: people in the past up into the ship. So a 890 00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,560 Speaker 1: little alien orgies are apparently happening from time to time 891 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:12,480 Speaker 1: to Wow, they're getting down up there. But what's the 892 00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,960 Speaker 1: big question? Are they going to take over our aliens 893 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:21,600 Speaker 1: gonna as to invade? Yeah, they're infestrating our governments, They're 894 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:25,799 Speaker 1: studying us extensively, They're mating with us. What's the endgame here? 895 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:29,279 Speaker 1: Are they trying to take over the world? Well, no, 896 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:33,319 Speaker 1: apparently not. He says if they wanted to, they would 897 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,560 Speaker 1: have done it in the Stone Age quote when all 898 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:39,600 Speaker 1: we had with bows and arrows. Okay, well there you 899 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:43,520 Speaker 1: have it. They're just fucking with us, apparently. But they're 900 00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,960 Speaker 1: giving us technology to take us away from bows and 901 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:51,520 Speaker 1: arrows and get us better weapons. I guess bet or something. 902 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:59,600 Speaker 1: Well why just permeates? Why is the big umbrella question here? No, 903 00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,800 Speaker 1: he's all about Q. But the letter I'm stuck on 904 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:07,239 Speaker 1: it is why. Yeah. I mean this guy now is 905 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,320 Speaker 1: very um Like we said, he really tapped into the 906 00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:14,000 Speaker 1: Q and on thing. He's doing these zoom meetings with dozens, 907 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,920 Speaker 1: if not hundreds of people at a time where he 908 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:20,080 Speaker 1: just answers their questions, rids them of their demonic possession 909 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:26,360 Speaker 1: uh D programs their brains, um and uh. I can't 910 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,640 Speaker 1: recommend that you get into it because frankly, I don't 911 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,560 Speaker 1: support anything that he's doing and don't want his signal 912 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:37,840 Speaker 1: boost his current behavior. It's pretty monstrous. But he is 913 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,200 Speaker 1: one of these guys who in early January was like, 914 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,040 Speaker 1: just you wait any day now Trump is going to 915 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:46,000 Speaker 1: be president again, and I'll still wait, and I think 916 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,279 Speaker 1: the new date is sometime in mid August, right, it 917 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:54,239 Speaker 1: keeps changing, right, and was June or May, and then 918 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:58,960 Speaker 1: now it's August. So we got alien orgies. Uh. This 919 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:04,399 Speaker 1: guy is leaving with the cat queen apparently descended from 920 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,279 Speaker 1: a manted sleeping with a cat queen, and also a 921 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,360 Speaker 1: human woman who he has had now an alien baby 922 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:14,759 Speaker 1: and human babies. So but the human babies must be 923 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,919 Speaker 1: part manted because he's part manted, right, Well, but he's 924 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,920 Speaker 1: not biologically I don't think part manted, Okay, So it 925 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:25,520 Speaker 1: was just literally like like Mother Earth type mother yeah, 926 00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,520 Speaker 1: it's like when Chairman Mao was in charge of China, 927 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,360 Speaker 1: he would send messages to everyone saying, I am your mother, 928 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:36,960 Speaker 1: I am your father. There's no one more important than me. 929 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:41,120 Speaker 1: It's just like that. And it's interesting that Chairman Mao 930 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:45,680 Speaker 1: made that argument. Chairman he's using the same language. I'm 931 00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:49,640 Speaker 1: pretty sure Chairman Mao was a manted. I think he was, 932 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:53,200 Speaker 1: or at least being run or advised by them like 933 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,600 Speaker 1: Putin was, Like the American government is or the that's 934 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,680 Speaker 1: the Nordics that do the advising. Yeah right, yeah, that's right. 935 00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:01,760 Speaker 1: The Nordics are doing that. So there's some kind of 936 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:06,200 Speaker 1: hierarchy here where the Nordics are like telling people what 937 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,440 Speaker 1: to do. The cat Queen is just here to have 938 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:13,160 Speaker 1: big tits and fuck you I guess or whatever. The 939 00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:17,400 Speaker 1: Mantids are doing some mind stuff, and the Grays, we 940 00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,320 Speaker 1: don't know. They just show up to be in Hollywood films. 941 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,320 Speaker 1: They're all about the fame they want. The Grays are like, 942 00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:29,080 Speaker 1: please put me on screen. The Hordics are like, I 943 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,560 Speaker 1: hate fame. I'm going to go be a cobbler in Ireland. 944 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:37,120 Speaker 1: Like Daniel day Lewis, Oh my god, you got we 945 00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:41,400 Speaker 1: just fixed the roof, you guys until exactly we need 946 00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,640 Speaker 1: the entrance. Yes, No, we just want to be in 947 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:48,840 Speaker 1: Hollywood films. I've always had a big crush on Emily Blunt. 948 00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:53,880 Speaker 1: Michael one day is to work beside her. Im. Sorry, 949 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,520 Speaker 1: you knew I have something in common, well, more than 950 00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:01,520 Speaker 1: one thing, more than one thing, very much, lots of 951 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,600 Speaker 1: things in common. Um, so you guys are okay. Where 952 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:08,160 Speaker 1: are you at with the mind control thing right now? Well? Yeah, 953 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,840 Speaker 1: I can't ing to larn it so that we can 954 00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:15,520 Speaker 1: engage some representation. We are available. Is there any agency 955 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:20,240 Speaker 1: looking for alien talent? I have a monologue and a 956 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:24,200 Speaker 1: sixteen bar song ready at any time. I really always 957 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:28,120 Speaker 1: wanted to make David Cavy, Yes, David Cavy. I really 958 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:32,320 Speaker 1: liked Californication. He has poppy hair and I like that. 959 00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,320 Speaker 1: But however, we were grossly misrepresented in the film Evolution. 960 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:42,120 Speaker 1: You cannot use celts in blue to kill aliens? Ridiculous? 961 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,960 Speaker 1: That was That's another thing we have in common there? Uh, 962 00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,400 Speaker 1: those aren't because that's a that's a great cast. Uh 963 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:53,160 Speaker 1: in a weird What about the water thing in that 964 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:58,800 Speaker 1: Triamlon film? Signs? Yeah? Does that? You guys don't make water. No. 965 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:03,920 Speaker 1: I love water. Water is life. Water is literally the 966 01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,280 Speaker 1: thing that gives life across the universe. It's the stupidest 967 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:10,840 Speaker 1: concept in the world that water would be poisonous to 968 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:16,120 Speaker 1: any life form. I can't express enough how stupid I'm 969 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:20,680 Speaker 1: a concept that is not to mention your Earth's atmosphere 970 01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:26,880 Speaker 1: contains a lot of water. The air itself has quite 971 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:30,360 Speaker 1: a bit of water and it has. Has Mr Shamalan 972 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:36,680 Speaker 1: ever heard of humidity? I you know, I've That's definitely 973 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,080 Speaker 1: a question. I would ask a questions. But I did 974 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,760 Speaker 1: enjoy the one with the plants come to life. I 975 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,080 Speaker 1: didn't see it. I think you're a little shop of horrors. 976 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,880 Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking of. Yes, no, little shop of horrors. 977 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:54,040 Speaker 1: That wasn't That wasn't Shamalan. Yes, little shop is closer 978 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,680 Speaker 1: to the true. We also like to dance and themes, 979 01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:01,440 Speaker 1: so I'm available for the Broadway and productions. We have 980 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,600 Speaker 1: heard it has recently become easier to join SAG after 981 01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:09,640 Speaker 1: a quite a threat. Is this a lies decision? Look, 982 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,640 Speaker 1: that's something that you and your manager agent should probably 983 01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:16,520 Speaker 1: talk about because it depends on location, right. A lot 984 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:19,480 Speaker 1: of things go into that. Yeah, because you're going to 985 01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,720 Speaker 1: limit yourself to a degree. You know you're going to 986 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,680 Speaker 1: open your opportunities, but you're going to limit yourself to exactly. 987 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,040 Speaker 1: Not something I feel qualified to advise you on. But 988 01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:31,000 Speaker 1: good luck. I mean, speaking as someone who's working for 989 01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:36,160 Speaker 1: representation myself, good luck to you all four of us. Honestly, 990 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:40,440 Speaker 1: if anybody out there uh is wants us to do 991 01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:43,920 Speaker 1: very little effort and just wants to sign us up 992 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:47,200 Speaker 1: without us, please, that'd be great. We'd really appreciate that. 993 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,160 Speaker 1: I would love it if some success would drop into 994 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:53,000 Speaker 1: my lap. Yes possible. Dropping things into people's laps is 995 01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,800 Speaker 1: the way of our people. Yeah, we're aware dropping in 996 01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:01,400 Speaker 1: our own laps. Very great to see you again, another 997 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,920 Speaker 1: wonderful episode. How about our people? Yes, we're going to 998 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,160 Speaker 1: go ahead and steal this outro. You can always reach 999 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,560 Speaker 1: out to the show at romance at our heart media 1000 01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:14,480 Speaker 1: dot com. Yes, and they will also accept our transmissions 1001 01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:18,280 Speaker 1: on the social media's She is at Diana I Boom, 1002 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:22,800 Speaker 1: and Eli is at Oh Great, it's Eli, and the 1003 01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:26,440 Speaker 1: show is at Riddick Romance. You can find them on 1004 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,360 Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram, and do not forget to leave a 1005 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:33,480 Speaker 1: review on Apple Podcasts. Your rating and reviews, help the 1006 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:38,120 Speaker 1: show be seen and help us continue to achieve our 1007 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:42,240 Speaker 1: goal of world fame and global domination. And we let 1008 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:48,560 Speaker 1: star so more stars, more stars stars. Wow. Thanks guys. Yeah, 1009 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,480 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you guys. If anybody knows stars, 1010 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,720 Speaker 1: it's the aliens. So true. I would love to meet 1011 01:02:53,760 --> 01:03:00,880 Speaker 1: the star Idris Elba. Yes, we'd all to me as well. 1012 01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:02,560 Speaker 1: But I'm all right, all right, we gotta help these 1013 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,680 Speaker 1: guys get out here, and you guys have to help 1014 01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:10,800 Speaker 1: us fix the roof. Yeah, I look at vibrates. Wow. 1015 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:15,880 Speaker 1: Oh this is not helpful. All right? Thanks everyone, Thanks 1016 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:19,400 Speaker 1: for tuning into this spticulous. Yeah, this one was out there, 1017 01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:23,280 Speaker 1: way out there, way way out there. We will we 1018 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,000 Speaker 1: will bring it. We will bring it back to earth 1019 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:28,000 Speaker 1: in the next episode. Yeah. I hope you enjoyed it. 1020 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,600 Speaker 1: Thanks as always for joining us. We appreciate you and 1021 01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:36,160 Speaker 1: love you dearly bye bye, so long friends, it's time 1022 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:40,280 Speaker 1: to go. Thanks so listening to our show. Tell your 1023 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:44,760 Speaker 1: friends name's uncle Sindance to listen to a show ridiculous, Well, NaNs,