Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode. Oh, welcome back to Emergency
Speaker 1: in a com Yay, we have a new episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, did you get insecure because of the whole.
Speaker 1: Like, welcome back to this episode.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just went deathly silent because I saw myself
Speaker 2: in the viewfinder and I thought about how one time,
Speaker 2: last time I had my bangs this short someone said
Speaker 2: I looked like little Mikayla, and I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 2: looked into the viewfinder and I thought I saw little.
Speaker 1: Mikayla and it was me Android Robot.
Speaker 3: Well, there's a lot to unpack this episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my super Sweet sixteen.
Speaker 3: We were supposed to.
Speaker 2: Get decorations, but I never actually hit like perch on
Speaker 2: my Amazon cart.
Speaker 3: So I just have an Amazon cart full of Sweet sixteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm turning sixteen. It's a very special special year
Speaker 1: for me. I'm gonna get my license.
Speaker 3: I've had my permit for like sixty year drives lies since.
Speaker 1: This week, I drive in past your buleved.
Speaker 3: Go into the store for coffee.
Speaker 1: This ship feels weird right now.
Speaker 3: Do you feel good because you have a weird hair cut?
Speaker 2: It's because, okay, your friends, I bought you wanted a
Speaker 2: little bit of a die and cut.
Speaker 1: They fucked my ship up. This is the last time
Speaker 1: I'm going to Great clipes.
Speaker 3: I feeling beautiful. You know.
Speaker 2: All the yell reviewers were like, oh my god, this
Speaker 2: is where I went to go get my bleached hair.
Speaker 2: But I bleached my brows here, Like it seemed like
Speaker 2: Great clips had stepped.
Speaker 3: It's kucci up.
Speaker 1: My fucking hair is falling out of my school. It's
Speaker 1: actively falling out of my school.
Speaker 2: Also, the thing, the other thing I was saying that
Speaker 2: was a big thing to unpack was.
Speaker 1: That it's my birthday. That's the big thing to unpack.
Speaker 1: We haven't even gone into it.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I made you a fucking birthday parody, bitch.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 3: It's not about your birthday.
Speaker 2: But I know how you like you're like singing and
Speaker 2: like replacing words, so you know, like I am well man.
Speaker 2: The way I had to write this down because this
Speaker 2: was Drew. No I am Sli, I am I am Boods.
Speaker 3: I am now.
Speaker 1: I am Drew.
Speaker 3: I wrote that.
Speaker 1: Damn you couldn't remember that, so you had to write
Speaker 1: it down because it's not.
Speaker 3: Funny when you put it in like different orders and
Speaker 3: it was like I am sir, I am the hot house.
Speaker 3: Like it was like too much, like I didn't want
Speaker 3: to bunch it and.
Speaker 1: Like, no, thank you for that gift. That was actually
Speaker 1: really nice.
Speaker 3: That's my only gift we had.
Speaker 1: Of drud Drew Oji, the the drewth.
Speaker 3: Mario Drudy Mario party.
Speaker 1: That shit sucked. That was a fly.
Speaker 3: There was there was one that we said the.
Speaker 1: Other day that was Mala Drew.
Speaker 2: No, you said that, and that's not good for Malibu Maladru.
Speaker 3: We call Malibei Malibey.
Speaker 1: I call Malibey MALABEI well, we call.
Speaker 3: Malibu Malabey, I said, we call Malibey Malabe.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. That's what it is. And then
Speaker 1: there's Maladrew Malibu Drew. No, it's not good Drew Moji
Speaker 1: dropping soon.
Speaker 2: You keep saying that, but there's only one fucking Drew
Speaker 2: moji that I told you yesterday. I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: you have to make one that's like sad or something,
Speaker 2: because it's not.
Speaker 3: Even giving like versay like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to get you have to switch that
Speaker 2: mouth up, just that saint mouth.
Speaker 1: Like when when like moms lose their kids on Facebook
Speaker 1: they used the crying laughing emoji. They could use the
Speaker 1: crying Drew emoji. Actually, yeah, all the time. They think
Speaker 1: it's like people crying, but it's like they don't realize
Speaker 1: that they're laughing at their Oh.
Speaker 3: Like the like open mouthed tier one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Drew moji, the Drew moji one.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, there's two crying emojis.
Speaker 1: No, the one that you use and ironically now is
Speaker 1: the one.
Speaker 2: Oh are you trying to call me out because I
Speaker 2: unironically use emojis?
Speaker 3: I do. I don't care. That's why Apple bade them.
Speaker 1: Sorry, ironic use emojis too, But that one is the
Speaker 1: only one that's off limits, and it will forever be
Speaker 1: off limits to me. It's all. It's just shroud. It
Speaker 1: has so much irony behind it that it's just not real.
Speaker 2: No, the the like two tear drop ones. That one's like, actually,
Speaker 2: that's a lie.
Speaker 3: I use that one too.
Speaker 2: I use all the fucking emojis, like, yeah, I use
Speaker 2: the laughing, I use the laughing.
Speaker 3: Crying, like all of them are real. This is real
Speaker 3: fucking life. Get used to it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, anyways, Drew moji dropping very soon. It's my
Speaker 1: fucking birthday.
Speaker 2: Come on, class starts a Kickstarter and like nothing ever
Speaker 2: happens the class for my birthday.
Speaker 3: It's my dad's birthday tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Everybody, sorry, I'm so mad you didn't go to Monster Truck.
Speaker 2: That was something we did this week that was so
Speaker 2: fucking fun.
Speaker 1: It was actually legitimately the most fun I've had in
Speaker 1: four years of my life. And that's not me like
Speaker 1: saying that to make people jealous. It genuinely like was
Speaker 1: awoken something inside of me, and I want to drive
Speaker 1: monster trucks now, I know.
Speaker 3: I want to be stopped in and like get a
Speaker 3: like brek my neck.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what's fucked up? As I went on
Speaker 1: ig and followed Monster Jam, I followed Zombie the Driver,
Speaker 1: I followed literally everybody and the original like one of
Speaker 1: the original drivers has his own show. That's more like
Speaker 1: like it's not like made for kids, it's made for adults.
Speaker 1: And you go get fucked up and you can get
Speaker 1: inside the monster trucks and shit, but it's in like
Speaker 1: South Carolina or some shit.
Speaker 3: We're fucking going yeah, like are you kidding me up?
Speaker 1: There needs to be a documentary on like what happens
Speaker 1: behind the scenes of these traveling I know it's because
Speaker 1: I know they're cheating on each other's wives. Like I know.
Speaker 2: We literally watched one of the trucks like lift up
Speaker 2: onto another truck and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, that's an hr final.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: A man truck on a girl truck. Get off of her.
Speaker 1: Now, what's her soldier fortunes, soldier fortune, soldier fortune?
Speaker 3: She know she was serving. She literally almost passed.
Speaker 1: He caught on fire, like almost exploded.
Speaker 2: Her truck flipped over and caught on fire. She literally
Speaker 2: just walked out like a champ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she took it like that girl power. That girl power.
Speaker 1: I will not back down from that. That is real.
Speaker 2: That's what you define as girl power is someone almost
Speaker 2: dying in a monster truck.
Speaker 1: Yes, in the face of it, and then the things
Speaker 1: of adversary, she stood tall. She's slid slave, We've created monsters.
Speaker 1: What do you mean I was my sister? Since I'm
Speaker 1: off TikTok, I don't know if I've told you guys,
Speaker 1: but I'm like off TikTok, Like.
Speaker 2: I was the first one off TikTok, and this motherfucker
Speaker 2: mentioned it every episode.
Speaker 3: I've been off TikTok for almost like two months.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't use that ship anymore. It's like bunk
Speaker 1: or whatever, like no big deal. Actually I'm like addicted
Speaker 1: to it, and like anytime someone sends me a TikTok,
Speaker 1: I opened it immediately and I have to like hover
Speaker 1: my f I'm like shaking about the redownload the app
Speaker 1: and I'm like no, no, no, no no, I can't do it. Also,
Speaker 1: I just don't have enough fucking storage on my phone
Speaker 1: to do it. But I saw this TikTok of someone.
Speaker 1: It was like the clip of us talking about me
Speaker 1: liking your must which I stand by, like your ship
Speaker 1: stinks good. But someone in the comments was like, are
Speaker 1: they just like are they dating or are they just
Speaker 1: like really really good friends. And all of the comments
Speaker 1: were like, oh, they're like cousins, but they're also married.
Speaker 1: They're cousins and they're married. And someone's like, wait, no,
Speaker 1: but are they cousins or are they married? And someone
Speaker 1: just said both with the somiley face, like both. And
Speaker 1: I just like I love that, like lord that we've
Speaker 1: created for ourselves.
Speaker 3: So did we ever explain that?
Speaker 1: I think we've talked about it a couple of times,
Speaker 1: But for anybody.
Speaker 3: Who doesn't know.
Speaker 2: Literally, the reason we started saying we were cousins is
Speaker 2: because we started lying that we were dating because it
Speaker 2: would obviously like get us views and like everybody wanted
Speaker 2: us to date. So we just started lying and saying
Speaker 2: we were dating, and we would do like, boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Does my bake up?
Speaker 1: But we did BF so we could be like, well, no,
Speaker 1: it was best friend.
Speaker 3: Like y'all, y'all, are you're reading between the lines right now?
Speaker 1: You're making an ass out of yourself the first.
Speaker 2: Alighting people from the beginning, like you are being a psychopath.
Speaker 1: The first three letters of assume spell what that's what
Speaker 1: you're making of yourself if you assume things about people's.
Speaker 3: Characters, I'm gonna shape.
Speaker 1: Your head and bear asking bear asking why is again
Speaker 1: there's something there.
Speaker 2: But then we were like, dude, there's no way to
Speaker 2: like we would just start backing up and be like,
Speaker 2: we're not dating, we're not dating, but people still thought
Speaker 2: we were dating.
Speaker 3: So then one day we were just like, we're literally cousins,
Speaker 3: how could we be fucking dating?
Speaker 2: And then we continued to lie about dating and getting married.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we were just yeah, I think what
Speaker 1: really like turned the page of the cousins getting married.
Speaker 1: Thing was the cousin's proposal on the beach, but it's
Speaker 1: legal where I'm from. Is so funny and all of
Speaker 1: the comment it reached outside my audience, and all of
Speaker 1: the comments were like this is like really weird, and
Speaker 1: like why are y'all all hyping this up? Like we've
Speaker 1: created months? Or is I love it? Like, oh, speaking.
Speaker 3: People, we're gonna say cold?
Speaker 1: Is that where you're I wasn't. I was going to
Speaker 1: transition to colt after after this conversation. But where's my
Speaker 1: death hoax? Why haven't I had death hoaks?
Speaker 3: Wait? You know you have? Did you not get one
Speaker 3: during bying Arrow?
Speaker 1: It wasn't No, I didn't have you.
Speaker 3: Oh you weren't popping like that.
Speaker 2: All the popular girls got the death hawks when they
Speaker 2: were in high school.
Speaker 1: I needed the I need a death hoax now. I
Speaker 1: need like to see how people would react over my death.
Speaker 2: I needed to know you know, you're only saying this
Speaker 2: because you got them tiny taste of one and you
Speaker 2: like love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah I was. I was like, oh, this is interesting,
Speaker 1: Like people are like, oh my god, gon so soon
Speaker 1: like I used to. I used to watch his videos
Speaker 1: all the time, like used to bitch you should be
Speaker 1: actively Well.
Speaker 2: Now they'll go back and if you know what the
Speaker 2: good thing about your death hooks is, it'll like, uh,
Speaker 2: generate more abuse for you right now, and then you
Speaker 2: get to come back and be like, I'm not dead,
Speaker 2: You're all amazing. I that was such an era in
Speaker 2: like twenty fourteen when you would get like.
Speaker 1: Oh I started, I started death hooks, like I was
Speaker 1: the one actively starting death hooks like that Lisa and
Speaker 1: Lena girl, yeah, those twins. Like I started a really
Speaker 1: gnarly death death about that when I was like fourteen
Speaker 1: and people were like this is not fucking funny, Like
Speaker 1: I actually thought they were dead, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, even know this is gonna blow out
Speaker 1: of control because I thought it was just gonna like
Speaker 1: stay it within the audience and like it was just
Speaker 1: gonna be like an inside joke. But like it started
Speaker 1: like trending.
Speaker 2: I remember, I like wanted a death hoax. And then
Speaker 2: one time someone tweeted me, like just someone randomly tweeted
Speaker 2: at me and was like missing you so much today,
Speaker 2: rip and you're like something like that, and I thought
Speaker 2: that she.
Speaker 3: Was so funny, so I started retweeting it.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is Enya's mom, Like you were
Speaker 1: just tapped in. I was like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: about I would actively do that same shit. I would
Speaker 1: act like I was my mom. I would post on
Speaker 1: my IG and be like, Drew is taken to it?
Speaker 3: You do that still?
Speaker 1: Yeah, my IG post that went up to day is
Speaker 1: about me being dead on my birthday.
Speaker 2: You just you know what it is like, I want
Speaker 2: I want a death hoax, and I wanted to go
Speaker 2: so far that people are like, no, she's not dead.
Speaker 3: I think she moved to an island.
Speaker 1: Like you remember that hair where everyone was convinced is
Speaker 1: literally so lovely. So is Michael Jackson. They're drinking fucking
Speaker 1: beer together on the Bahamas.
Speaker 3: On the Bahamas, why would you be on them?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean technically you are literally on them. When
Speaker 1: you're not on you are on the soil of the Bahamas.
Speaker 3: Your hair looks fucking awful.
Speaker 1: Oh see, now you have to attack my appearance. If
Speaker 1: I can't fix it.
Speaker 3: Real, real firm, we'll just tell you. And I'm just
Speaker 3: telling you.
Speaker 1: But if I can't fix it in five minutes, what's
Speaker 1: the point in telling me?
Speaker 2: Oh, you can fix it in five minutes. There's a
Speaker 2: pair of fucking cheers in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Should we cut my hair live?
Speaker 3: Shave your head?
Speaker 1: Should cut my hair live?
Speaker 2: Just like she missed a she missed a string, she
Speaker 2: left the string she left the string.
Speaker 3: Of long hair didn't die.
Speaker 1: The what the hell.
Speaker 3: Drew felt? You know what? Drew felt like he needed
Speaker 3: to change his because everybody kept accusing him of being
Speaker 3: a cult leader. Literally, and you know what, he's not
Speaker 3: the cult leader.
Speaker 1: Actually. You know what's crazy is we had this conversation
Speaker 1: me and and you know, we're having this active argument
Speaker 1: in the car where I was like, no, I would
Speaker 1: be a cult leader like you don't. I wouldn't not lie.
Speaker 3: This is a genuine conversation we had in the car together.
Speaker 1: It was borderline argument, and I was like, no, I
Speaker 1: would be the cult leader. I would not be a
Speaker 1: follower like I would never follow a cult. I'm too
Speaker 1: smart for that shit to fall for it. I would
Speaker 1: be the one actively tricking people into believing that I
Speaker 1: am Jesus Christ, because I mean, Kai thinks I am.
Speaker 3: No, he doesn't, No, he doesn't.
Speaker 4: What makes you think that I think that you're Jesus Christ?
Speaker 1: You just love me, dur That's just like what friends do.
Speaker 3: They just like love each other.
Speaker 4: I just yeah, I do nice things for you because
Speaker 4: you're my friend, not because I think that you're Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Well they think I'm Jesus Christ. Everybody in the comments.
Speaker 1: Let him know because it's been.
Speaker 4: It's been.
Speaker 1: Drew's been giving Jesus Christ recently. Even you said it,
Speaker 1: like yesterday I did.
Speaker 3: I'm going to send it to guy.
Speaker 2: I took a picture of him and he literally looks
Speaker 2: like Jesus. It's like in Malibu and he's like looking
Speaker 2: off because.
Speaker 1: It's phrased, but it's literally.
Speaker 2: Drew would literally be Drew would be integrated into a
Speaker 2: cult because someone would just lie to him and be
Speaker 2: like Dude, like we like really want to call, but
Speaker 2: we like need a leader, and like Drew would be like,
Speaker 2: oh my God, yes, please please, and like before Drew
Speaker 2: knows it, he would just be in the cult. Like
Speaker 2: he would enter thinking he was about to lead it,
Speaker 2: and I bet he would come to my room and
Speaker 2: be like, dude, this is so crazy, but I just
Speaker 2: got like the opportunity.
Speaker 3: Of a lifetime and like like that's the guy that's
Speaker 3: always true.
Speaker 1: It literally happened to me yesterday. I got an email
Speaker 1: yesterday and when I was on the phone with Kay
Speaker 1: and it was like, kai, wait, like I know you're
Speaker 1: like spilling your life story to me right now, but
Speaker 1: let me tell you about this opportunity I just got.
Speaker 1: And it was like someone wants to fly me and
Speaker 1: a companion out to Istanbul to get hair transplant surgery.
Speaker 1: And they were like, I literally love you so much
Speaker 1: in your content, like it's like the best doctor in
Speaker 1: the world. And I was like, wait, this sounds like
Speaker 1: kind of fun. Then they were like all we want
Speaker 1: in return is a vlog and I was like I
Speaker 1: was like me getting trafficked, Like absolutely not, Like that's
Speaker 1: the best scam to run is to email influencers and
Speaker 1: just traffic them.
Speaker 3: You can't fix that thing.
Speaker 1: Where is it this one?
Speaker 2: No, it's just leave its it's good, it looks good,
Speaker 2: it looks good.
Speaker 1: Should I snip it off? I should snip it off?
Speaker 3: No, you shouldn't. You should just leave that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, literally actively getting trafficked.
Speaker 2: Like you fully would get dr do you walk into
Speaker 2: Airwon and you see any bottle and all the bottles
Speaker 2: you pick up an Airwon look like cold, like cold.
Speaker 3: Ears made them, and you're like you immediately believe them.
Speaker 2: Like you would be integrated into so fast, we're gonna
Speaker 2: get a defamation email and from this guy being like
Speaker 2: I do not want at all, Like does that not
Speaker 2: look like some shit?
Speaker 3: Like they're back in your head?
Speaker 1: But what they just I said they fucked me up.
Speaker 1: I said they fucked me up. I can't fix it.
Speaker 2: It's okay, it'll go back here.
Speaker 3: It grows back.
Speaker 1: Vitamin real Green and it has an eagle on top
Speaker 1: of a mountain with a bursting sun. It's literally insane.
Speaker 3: And it says perfect companion to earth broth, nourishing, foundational hardcore.
Speaker 1: But this is how I would start my cult. I
Speaker 1: would do with someone else's product. No, with my own product.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just like Drew Moji's coming out. It was
Speaker 1: Drew Moji and there was like Vitamin Drew or something
Speaker 1: that's a miss Vita Drew Vitamin. I don't know, there's
Speaker 1: something there, there's something there.
Speaker 3: You're literally reaching for thin air. There's nothing.
Speaker 1: There were so many like of the just.
Speaker 3: There were a lot of drus.
Speaker 2: But like now we're like on camera and it's a
Speaker 2: little more difficult Okay, I knew I need to think
Speaker 2: of one before we move on.
Speaker 4: What about Jewish? Like Jewish?
Speaker 3: That's really fucking offenses.
Speaker 4: Sorry he's allowed to, but like forget I said anything.
Speaker 2: I have to ship so bad right now. It's actually
Speaker 2: like insane, Jude, is that I don't know?
Speaker 1: I don't know, k I do another one? Do another one?
Speaker 1: I feel like you have another one?
Speaker 2: Dum Like oh my god, k Like you can't just
Speaker 2: like like change like religious words.
Speaker 1: Well, no, that's my cult.
Speaker 3: Ah, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: See, Kay's all of guys down with the cult.
Speaker 2: So your cult name is just like a different name
Speaker 2: for Judaism.
Speaker 3: Dr Judaism is pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's getting.
Speaker 3: Dude, you looked on.
Speaker 1: Have I told him that I've been playing Fortnite? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I talked about that.
Speaker 3: That's all you fucking talk about. It's literally all he
Speaker 3: talks about.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, have I told him that I'm actually fucking
Speaker 1: cracked and I'm turned the fuck up at Fortes?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Have I told them that Drew literally was a fucking
Speaker 2: ten year old the other day and I woke up
Speaker 2: and he found a bag of gummies that Finn left
Speaker 2: in the house and at like eleven am ate. All
Speaker 2: of them had an insane Sugarade was playing Fortnite and
Speaker 2: screaming at his computer like, ah, like screaming at his computer.
Speaker 2: I have a video I'm gonna said to Kai.
Speaker 1: I swear to fuck okay, did you see me? Just
Speaker 1: shit on those fucking children.
Speaker 2: And then we went to go get like late lunch
Speaker 2: with Zamar and Mason, and on the way there, he
Speaker 2: was fully dead, in the worst.
Speaker 3: Mood ever, and he was like, I don't know why
Speaker 3: I feel like this.
Speaker 2: I think I'm just hungry, but like I usually I
Speaker 2: like intermittent fast like this all the time, so I
Speaker 2: don't know why I feel like this. And I was like, bro,
Speaker 2: all you had was probably like three hundred grams of
Speaker 2: sugar today.
Speaker 1: It was literally the worst gummies ever. They were really
Speaker 1: fucking good, and I couldn't start. It was the first
Speaker 1: time that like I've experienced in a very long time,
Speaker 1: like the lack of self control, because Norman that can
Speaker 1: eat like one or two gummies and be good, but
Speaker 1: I took them.
Speaker 3: He was literally because you were.
Speaker 2: Like fucking claw in there and fucking playing Fortnite and
Speaker 2: screaming out his computer.
Speaker 3: And then I went to go grab a gummy and
Speaker 3: the bag was belligerently empty.
Speaker 1: It was crazy, and it was all like the good
Speaker 1: flavors left for some reason, like it was only ate lemon.
Speaker 1: It was so fucked up it was. It was uh
Speaker 1: jolly rancher gummies. If you ever want to try them,
Speaker 1: don't because they're not paying us yet. They're not paying
Speaker 1: us yet, so do not buy it yet. Not yet.
Speaker 1: But if they come through and support us with a sponsorship,
Speaker 1: I'll let you know in to buy it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's Drew's life. Also,
Speaker 2: I love from the very beginning on this podcast, I've
Speaker 2: been like Drew goes into this room and plays on
Speaker 2: his fucking computer all fucking day, and he always tries
Speaker 2: to debunk it out of like insecurity.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't do that. I do other stuff
Speaker 3: on that computer. But if he's not playing Fortnite or
Speaker 3: Call of Drudy for like.
Speaker 1: A hour, come Drew Knight, Drew Knight and Call of
Speaker 1: Dudy Drew. But if I'm not doing that, like.
Speaker 2: He's watching the worst videos on YouTube, Like I watched
Speaker 2: you Maneuver You're recommended and it was insane.
Speaker 1: You don't want to know what I watched?
Speaker 2: Clicks to the middle like watch us for two seconds,
Speaker 2: goes back, refreshes and does it again.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know what I watched last night?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: An hour and forty five minute documentary on alpine lakes.
Speaker 1: And I'm not joking, that's that's.
Speaker 4: It was?
Speaker 1: It just made by a guy though, No, it was
Speaker 1: like a proper documentary.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't, Like, I really can't bag on you because
Speaker 2: you want to know what I fell asleep watching last night?
Speaker 2: And it was really whack of me. It was also
Speaker 2: an hour long video, but it was restoration of a
Speaker 2: vintage electric oven.
Speaker 1: Those and it's silent, there's no commentary, and they're cleaning
Speaker 1: off all the rust and unscrewing, like cleaning the springs.
Speaker 3: Amr asmr wing bot.
Speaker 1: That's toes curling. Okay, the wing makes the turtles curls
Speaker 1: curl M.
Speaker 3: The maker.
Speaker 2: I never replied to the email because I'm dumb, but
Speaker 2: like the maker of my wingbot reached out and I
Speaker 2: don't know how they knew someone else out there looked
Speaker 2: at that little thing and called the wingbot because I've
Speaker 2: never said.
Speaker 3: The make or the brand or the model and like
Speaker 3: Wingbot heard, Wingbot heard, and she respont. Wingbot was the
Speaker 3: first responder.
Speaker 1: Wow, no, wing Bo, the crisis. That is Ya's Cooter Bronson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she literally his first responder. It costs five thousand
Speaker 3: dollars for her to pick you up, literally.
Speaker 1: Cooter Bronson. God put her whole pussy into Cilantro. That's
Speaker 1: all I have to say.
Speaker 3: Drew said that yesterday about a sunset, and I said
Speaker 3: nothing to him yesterday.
Speaker 2: Aboulabu, you were like, God put her whole pussy into
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 1: It's really fucked up. It ruins the vibe.
Speaker 2: Me and Sabrina We're having such a sweet, wholesome moment
Speaker 2: and like she was like it was just so sweet.
Speaker 2: She was like, dude, this is just like such a
Speaker 2: nice view. Like it was just a sweet moment. We
Speaker 2: were like holding each other and like looking off and
Speaker 2: from the back of the eye just here, and it's
Speaker 2: Drew looking at a video of himself, screaming.
Speaker 1: Like here, I'll play I'll play the audio. You aren't
Speaker 1: getting the video. Hold on, where's the audio? Where it's it?
Speaker 3: Literally was beautiful, it was silent.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, this isn't it. Where is the zombie donut.
Speaker 3: O my god, saying that with no visual context. Where's
Speaker 3: the zombie donut?
Speaker 1: Where is the one that I'm looking for? You know,
Speaker 1: what's what I'm talking about? What the fuck?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: That was the sound?
Speaker 2: And me, it's a braina just like a me looked
Speaker 2: back and he just was like, sorry, well, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Mean to do it. I didn't not mean to do it.
Speaker 3: He didn't not mean to do it.
Speaker 1: I did not mean to do it. But yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was a really beautiful moment Malibu yesterday was the
Speaker 1: nicest I've ever experienced at what.
Speaker 4: The sound that.
Speaker 1: I was literate?
Speaker 3: Dude, I was.
Speaker 1: I lost my voice.
Speaker 3: Monster Truck was so fucking fun.
Speaker 2: Like never once did I really understand like sports enthusiasts,
Speaker 2: Like I never understood the idea of like packing yourself
Speaker 2: into a stadium and watching something that was like pretty
Speaker 2: like mundane or whatever, and like Monster Trucks is definitely
Speaker 2: more like for my little monkey baring Like yeah, like
Speaker 2: it's definitely like just like cave Man burn, So it's
Speaker 2: like not that crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, Caveman's didn't have cars or wheels, so it's not
Speaker 1: it's not cave Mam.
Speaker 3: Brain what the fuck do you look at the cabinet
Speaker 3: you left open?
Speaker 1: Yes, literally, it's freaking me the fuck out. Thank you.
Speaker 2: But for the first time in my life, I was
Speaker 2: watching something and I, without thinking about it, would jump
Speaker 2: up like from excitement, like I would jump upy.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, I'm really gonna lean heavy into like
Speaker 1: my Southern Texan like hick roots, Like I'm gonna become
Speaker 1: like I mean, like, look at me. I'm already like almost,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like, look at me, I'm almost there.
Speaker 1: But like actually, like they just know how to have fun,
Speaker 1: Like they know how to have fun.
Speaker 2: They know how to turn that damn Burin off, And
Speaker 2: that's what I needed, Yeah, burin off, eyes open.
Speaker 1: Like we need to go shoot guns.
Speaker 3: I was present in that moment.
Speaker 2: In that moment, I actually present.
Speaker 1: Actually I was fully present. I was not thinking about
Speaker 1: the future of the past and nothing. I was in
Speaker 1: the moment.
Speaker 3: I was begging for one of them cars to.
Speaker 1: Cray explode and kill thirty people.
Speaker 2: I will say, like, obviously, I'm glad this didn't happen,
Speaker 2: and I don't actually want it to happen, but like,
Speaker 2: this is what happens when.
Speaker 3: All I do is watch tragedy.
Speaker 2: Human tragedies is like I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: like that car is going to explode, that car is
Speaker 2: going to crash, that car's going to crash into the
Speaker 2: stand we're sitting in. Obviously that didn't happen because they
Speaker 2: like have hello safety crashes, and even if it did,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure we all like did a thing where
Speaker 2: we agreed that if we fucking die, like it's not
Speaker 2: there probab anyway. Yeah, but the monster truck was the
Speaker 2: equivalent to cruise ships, in my opinion, is like I was,
Speaker 2: I said this like three times already, but I just
Speaker 2: think it's like so stupid because on like two episodes ago,
Speaker 2: I was talking about how like cruise ships are something
Speaker 2: that like you were supposed to do that, and like
Speaker 2: car accidents were something that like humans were supposed to
Speaker 2: see and be like all right, let's make sure this
Speaker 2: doesn't fucking happen. But a few people saw car crashes
Speaker 2: that were like what if we made these things bigger
Speaker 2: and so that they could crash and we got people
Speaker 2: to pay to watch it. Like someone out there was
Speaker 2: like I know exactly what to do with these things.
Speaker 1: Run them run other cars over.
Speaker 2: It was literally the funnest thing ever, Like I can't
Speaker 2: believe it. Also, it's funny being in a stadium because
Speaker 2: they look small, but those things are fucking mess.
Speaker 1: They're massive, Like the wheels are two times as big
Speaker 1: as the people there are driving them. Also, it's just
Speaker 1: it's crazy because like you forget that there's literal human
Speaker 1: beings inside of these like yeahs flying three hundred feet
Speaker 1: in the air, and you're like, wait, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Like I thought these were like RC cars, but then
Speaker 1: they like get out and wave and like play to
Speaker 1: the other.
Speaker 2: They get out and wave, and they look like little
Speaker 2: ants on a like piece of like turkey meat. Like
Speaker 2: it's just like them crawling on top. And then you
Speaker 2: have to look at the monitor to see what the
Speaker 2: fuck they look like.
Speaker 3: But it was freaking awesome. I want to drive a
Speaker 3: monster truck. I'm gonna put monster truck wheels on my
Speaker 3: Ford Future.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be like like in Tyler's video when he
Speaker 2: had like wheels on his rolls Roys, but imagine that,
Speaker 2: but on my small sedan.
Speaker 1: You're dinky, for I love the word dinky. It's like
Speaker 1: it's my new word.
Speaker 3: You're a little dinky.
Speaker 1: It's like I want that dinky little car.
Speaker 3: How Come I don't get cute nicknames?
Speaker 2: And that's lie I get Ernie.
Speaker 1: I don't get cute nicknames.
Speaker 3: Yes, Dooby, okay, Doobster. I never ruby.
Speaker 2: I've said doopster, but like not in like a serious way.
Speaker 2: I'm like doopster, like I've said it like that before word.
Speaker 1: I've given you ERNI want Tonabe because you like fashion.
Speaker 2: That's what Kanye said when he wrote that song for people,
Speaker 2: for his fans Exactly. I gave y'all junior want to
Speaker 2: know it because y'all like fashion, Like I did that
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 3: Hello, awkward, my.
Speaker 1: Hair, you're starting to hurt a little bit.
Speaker 3: Why is it hurting?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Your hair shouldn't be hurting on your head. What do
Speaker 3: you mean it's just like dense. Yeah, she probably put
Speaker 3: like cement in there. It's a brick.
Speaker 1: I don't know how she got it to shine like this.
Speaker 1: It almost like synthetic.
Speaker 2: Next time someone gets me mad, I'm literally gonna be
Speaker 2: like trying to be like fake nice.
Speaker 3: And be like, oh my god, like let me do
Speaker 3: a hair mask for you, like you're like, it's really
Speaker 3: good and put cement in their hair.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna imagine next time I like want to hurt
Speaker 1: someone's feelings, I'm gonna be like, oh, like, your wig
Speaker 1: looks really nice.
Speaker 3: Now you have to say that to like a man,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Casey says it to Josh and like the fucked up
Speaker 1: thing is it is like like like Josh even admitted
Speaker 1: like sometimes his hair looks like a wig and crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm gonna rip that fucking wig off of
Speaker 1: your head and like it's just crazy. This, however, not
Speaker 1: a wig. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I never said it was. It doesn't even look like
Speaker 3: a wig. It looks really good.
Speaker 1: People are asking in the comments that can feel it
Speaker 1: like that's not a that's not your hair. No, I
Speaker 1: got botched, you're wait. I literally I got flute out
Speaker 1: to Istanbul and this is what happened. They fucking plugged
Speaker 1: out every one of my hairs.
Speaker 3: And replaced it with more plastic.
Speaker 1: They replaced my hair the way that I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: that's kind of a good idea.
Speaker 3: As a hallowigs are made of plastic.
Speaker 1: Well, no, like, like.
Speaker 3: Your hair has really fast as you sit here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually crazy. It's a problem. Plastic hair plugs
Speaker 1: you put like you you know how their hair transplants work.
Speaker 1: You put instead of putting real hair, plastic hair that
Speaker 1: stays the same length forever.
Speaker 2: That sounds like it would literally deteriorate your poor and
Speaker 2: you would like pass away from like microplastics.
Speaker 1: I have microplastics in my balls. Whether there's microp you.
Speaker 2: Had your microplastics and oils for the day.
Speaker 1: My belly hurts all into the microplastics and oils made
Speaker 1: belly hurts.
Speaker 3: That literally me, that's why my stomach always hurts.
Speaker 4: Fun.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say something and I really forgot my
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's gone. I'm sitting here acting like
Speaker 3: I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: Like I did that all the time, and I like
Speaker 1: when I like haven't added anything to the conversation in
Speaker 1: a long time, I'm like, oh, I forgot what I
Speaker 1: was saying. I was gonna say something. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say that funk, I was gonna say something.
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, like, what was I gonna say?
Speaker 1: What was I gonna say?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say so, but I literally just closed
Speaker 2: my eyes and looked here and immediately forgot why I
Speaker 2: closed my eyes, and I started feeling my like crease
Speaker 2: in my eyeball, and I was like, dude, I can't
Speaker 2: believe there's.
Speaker 3: Like eyeballs in the hair, Like that's literally where my
Speaker 3: brain was.
Speaker 2: I was like, I wonder if I could push my
Speaker 2: fingers into the crease of my eyeballs and get between there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely could, but you'd lose your eyes.
Speaker 3: I don't need them.
Speaker 2: I don't need them because I've seen everything I need
Speaker 2: to see because I saw you, and then I was like,
Speaker 2: I never want to see anything like.
Speaker 3: That ever again. Take my eyes.
Speaker 5: They fur my eyes.
Speaker 1: The killers, the killers, literally serving the killer.
Speaker 3: Why are we going through?
Speaker 1: They were actually the killers?
Speaker 3: We're going through the hills.
Speaker 2: And we swore we fucking saw the house from once
Speaker 2: upon a time in Hollywood, and we went into this
Speaker 2: cold a sack and I just did a turn and
Speaker 2: then sat on the street while we tried to figure
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 3: And I was like, we look like murderers.
Speaker 1: We looked like the killers the entire time. We felt
Speaker 1: like I was on killer mode.
Speaker 3: I am the killers.
Speaker 1: Huh, what what.
Speaker 3: Did you say?
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything?
Speaker 3: Okay, And just because I got worried something.
Speaker 4: He said he killed a person. I heard it the
Speaker 4: headphones on.
Speaker 3: Your birth You're going to prison next nothing. I'm not kidding,
Speaker 3: it's going to be me.
Speaker 1: Next time. It's going to be me. It's going to
Speaker 1: be me on about in the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 2: Nothing beats the fear of like waking up and genuinely
Speaker 2: being like concerned that you killed someone.
Speaker 3: I've had so many dreams. No, I've had so many.
Speaker 1: Dreams where there's so many things that beat that. No,
Speaker 1: because I've never experienced that.
Speaker 2: Dude, if you've ever had like a very realistic dream
Speaker 2: where you like committed a crime or like did something crazy,
Speaker 2: and then you wake up and you it like you
Speaker 2: know when you like I'm trying to think, so say
Speaker 2: something bad to happen to me today, and I'm like
Speaker 2: really sad about it.
Speaker 3: It's like, Okay, I just want to go to sleep
Speaker 3: and get it over.
Speaker 2: But you know that the next day, the worst feeling
Speaker 2: is going to be like when you wake up and
Speaker 2: you're like that was real and that sad thing happened,
Speaker 2: and like I'm still in this reality where it happened.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I have my dead brother and grandpa and bug.
Speaker 1: The next morning, after waking up after finding out they
Speaker 1: were all dead. Was the harshest reality of my head.
Speaker 3: You painted like it was a triple like.
Speaker 1: The harshest reality of my life. I woke up the
Speaker 1: next morning and I didn't know what to do with myself.
Speaker 1: You played Fortnight, I popped on the Fortnite and color
Speaker 1: like nothing was wrong. That's what when when you get
Speaker 1: onto me for playing video games, it's kind of fucked
Speaker 1: up because that's me repressing all.
Speaker 3: Of this tuf I'm not getting on you. I'm just
Speaker 3: speaking a fact and you're you're reading it wrong.
Speaker 1: Does it frustrate you a little bit when I'm playing
Speaker 1: my video games just a little bit?
Speaker 3: Literally?
Speaker 1: Not Have you ever been like brother, like we have
Speaker 1: shit to do?
Speaker 3: No? Because, if anything, I'm the one who avoids work heavier.
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, I like I something in this morning.
Speaker 1: You like to Yeah, no, no, no, okay. So there's two instances.
Speaker 1: So we had a early call time. We had to
Speaker 1: be on this set. We had to be on this
Speaker 1: set like no big deal, don't worry about it, like
Speaker 1: it's top secret information. You'll probably hear about it within
Speaker 1: the week or something. But it's big things are coming,
Speaker 1: Big things are coming. We had to be on set
Speaker 1: like early call time.
Speaker 3: You're like going on and on and on.
Speaker 1: But there were two call times on the call shoot
Speaker 1: that we were sent. There was one at eleven thirty
Speaker 1: and one at noon. And I took the liberty of
Speaker 1: telling Enya that call time was at eleven because I
Speaker 1: knew if I said that, we would have gotten there
Speaker 1: at noon, because Enya's late to everything. And I played
Speaker 1: a little mind game with you this morning.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is the way you read being
Speaker 2: late is different from me, because I read us being
Speaker 2: late together like late to the party, like Casey Musk,
Speaker 2: and you read it, you read it so foul, but
Speaker 2: like my thing is like it doesn't matter where I'm
Speaker 2: going if.
Speaker 3: I'm late and I'm with my bay like I'm good,
Speaker 3: and you you.
Speaker 2: Read it in this very awful way with you, Oh Mo,
Speaker 2: need to crab in.
Speaker 3: You're just a body of two.
Speaker 1: And then this morning I took the liberty to Kay
Speaker 1: was looking at us and he was like he was
Speaker 1: kind of putting his entire existence. He was like, these
Speaker 1: these people I work with, these people like this is
Speaker 1: in these don't look like people.
Speaker 2: Next two three years of your career with like I
Speaker 2: slid in his eyes.
Speaker 1: He was like, wait, I made a mistake, but this
Speaker 1: morning I took the liberty to put a little pep
Speaker 1: in your step to I attacked your pride, That's what
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, bitch, I'm gonna slap you in the I.
Speaker 1: Attacked your pride and I and I'm sorry. I do apologize.
Speaker 1: But Enya at nine fifty something was still in bed
Speaker 1: and I walked into her room and I was like, girl, like,
Speaker 1: we're shooting at ten thirty this morning, Like we gotta go,
Speaker 1: we gotta get going. And then she was like, I
Speaker 1: don't even have to I don't have to do anything.
Speaker 1: All I have to do is put on clothes. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean we're probably going to be
Speaker 1: shooting at eleven, like no big deal. And I just
Speaker 1: knew it would get under her skin enough to put
Speaker 1: a little pep in her steps so then she'd be
Speaker 1: ready by ten thirty so she could say I told
Speaker 1: you so. And she did not do any of.
Speaker 3: That, and yeah, you're not also ten thirty hit. Kai
Speaker 3: wasn't at the door.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kai was late, Like everybody is late. That's the
Speaker 1: thing is Kai is late a lot. And we put
Speaker 1: up with it.
Speaker 3: Kay, you're a late bloomer. You still haven't hit puberty
Speaker 3: yet too, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've hit puberty. I have. That was like it
Speaker 4: was a while ago.
Speaker 3: It was like twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: You knew and you said that, you were like, fuck,
Speaker 1: it's coming, it's coming.
Speaker 3: It's really oh but yeah you read that, dacy to
Speaker 3: come into my room, my fucking space.
Speaker 2: Of piece domicile and look at me and go it's
Speaker 2: ten fifteen when it was nine to fifty five, as
Speaker 2: if I like haven't looked at my phone all morning,
Speaker 2: Like I just woke up and.
Speaker 1: Like sat there, like I have my ways of getting
Speaker 1: people to do things that I want because everybody in
Speaker 1: my life is a pawn and I use y'all as such.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't be admitting that to the public like they're gonna.
Speaker 1: I will sacrifice you if I have to, Like I'm
Speaker 1: doing the podcast alone next week. On a boat in
Speaker 1: the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 3: You would not survive on a boat in the middle
Speaker 3: of the ocean. You would have a freak out. You'll
Speaker 3: see you'd have freak out, or we'd see that you've
Speaker 3: posted like.
Speaker 1: The water turns black at night. The water turns black
Speaker 1: at night. No, yeah, me stranded on the jet ski
Speaker 1: in the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 3: Still see me?
Speaker 1: Look out you're like, No, you're still alive. Like I swear, Like,
Speaker 1: this is y'all. Okay, See, this is y'all talking to
Speaker 1: the police force. No, I swear, God shut that ship down.
Speaker 3: To me, God has smile.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is y'all talking to the police force. The
Speaker 1: next day. Can I be he's he's alive. I swear.
Speaker 3: Now, do you know how do let me be me?
Speaker 3: Let me be me?
Speaker 1: No, I'm you know where you're going. You're there. You're
Speaker 1: the cop. You're the cop, bitch, you're the cops.
Speaker 3: I'm not okay, if I know it's hello kitty.
Speaker 1: Hello kitty literally does say a cap And that's the thing.
Speaker 3: I am not a cop.
Speaker 2: I'm the missing person's like the head of the Department
Speaker 2: of Missing Persons.
Speaker 1: That's why I am I And I'm you.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm the what I'm h p h e V
Speaker 3: B person.
Speaker 1: You're giving HPV yeah, ama virus. Okay you started off. No, no, sir, No,
Speaker 1: I swear, I swear. I swear he's alive.
Speaker 2: We can't find his body. You guys gave us like
Speaker 2: the last ocation he saw him. We can't find the boat,
Speaker 2: we can't find the body, Like I'm afraid he's gone.
Speaker 1: No, look he's posted sixty three memes on his meme
Speaker 1: account in the last four days.
Speaker 3: Oh, we have no way to verifying that's him. We
Speaker 3: have no way to verifying that's him.
Speaker 1: And scene.
Speaker 3: Where I would end, We would just give up. It'd
Speaker 3: be like so.
Speaker 1: True, That's what I would want to happen. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want you to dwell on me. I wouldn't want y'all
Speaker 1: to be worried about me if I was missing. Just like,
Speaker 1: go on with your life like I probably wanted to.
Speaker 3: I literally will go on with my life.
Speaker 2: People will be like damn, she's like really moving on
Speaker 2: And I replace you on the podcast immediately, Like I
Speaker 2: come back next week and it's just Josh sitting in
Speaker 2: the air and be like keep going and say nothing
Speaker 2: about it. Wow.
Speaker 3: I mean you get that you ask for you have
Speaker 3: a friend who love you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm like serious though about this death hoax thing.
Speaker 1: I want to see how far No, this isn't asking.
Speaker 3: For like really not, because then like your fucking mem Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna poor is gonna be like literally have a
Speaker 3: heart attack.
Speaker 1: Because dude, No, actually, I just want to I think
Speaker 1: we could get it.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is other ways to get attention you don't have.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be I'm getting verified on IG
Speaker 1: since they won't fucking verify me. I g I'm going
Speaker 1: to blow up your server room if you don't verify me,
Speaker 1: literally before before we get before we get into it.
Speaker 1: What I'm going to do is I'm going to have
Speaker 1: all of you guys started death hooks about me because
Speaker 1: part of the verification process is you need to articles
Speaker 1: written about you. Oh my wait, No, this is bad
Speaker 1: because they can like shut down my IG for like
Speaker 1: being a dead person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna put this thing where it's like this
Speaker 3: is a memorial space.
Speaker 1: Do not do not do any of this. I'm still alive.
Speaker 1: Do not start a deathos. But you have to get verified.
Speaker 1: You have to have like two articles written about you.
Speaker 2: Why don't you do something good? And then some maybe
Speaker 2: someone will write something about you.
Speaker 1: No one gives a funk about any of the good
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: So you're done being good.
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 3: It's me the joker Joka.
Speaker 2: He sounds like someone illegally made a game about Batman
Speaker 2: and they hired you to do the voice of the.
Speaker 3: Jook that was like Harley Quinn and Joker Max.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm going for.
Speaker 3: It's like a new character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a thing that I've been working on.
Speaker 1: Demmi Levado tweets there. Just once upon a time, Demi
Speaker 1: Lovado tweeted I'm gonna put this airline on blast and
Speaker 1: it was on nine eleven.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: It's just like all the times, like tweets just like
Speaker 2: get made out of. Like this is why Twitter was
Speaker 2: like so bad, because it was the one spot where
Speaker 2: it was like it was it was like what's it
Speaker 2: called like favor to just say what was at the
Speaker 2: top of your mind, Like that's how like that app worked,
Speaker 2: and like no one should be saying publicly everything that's
Speaker 2: at the top of their mind, and so many times
Speaker 2: like it just like circles back and isn't good.
Speaker 3: Are you okay?
Speaker 1: True, I'm looking at my subjects the viewers.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's not like you don't have to go like this.
Speaker 3: It's they're not like in a stake. Wait, we didn't
Speaker 3: talk about that.
Speaker 2: Also, one of the Monster Jam like guys was like
Speaker 2: so into being a public figure, like he was like
Speaker 2: he literally was like.
Speaker 3: I'm so happy you guys are here, Like, thank you
Speaker 3: guys for coming. And if you're excited, let me hear
Speaker 3: you scream.
Speaker 2: And he moved his hand like this, and I racked
Speaker 2: the fuck up because he literally he felt like Michael
Speaker 2: Jackson in that moment like that, he was like, this
Speaker 2: stadium is going fucking crazy and it.
Speaker 1: Was dead silent, like you could hear the dirt crumble.
Speaker 3: Your left eye kind of looks a little swollen.
Speaker 1: It hurts really fucking bad.
Speaker 2: It looks like a do you see it dripping?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I don't, Oh my god, And y'all, I'm sorry you
Speaker 1: just called me ugly.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't. Like, Okay, it doesn't look like that
Speaker 3: as much.
Speaker 2: But there was like a split second where it looked
Speaker 2: a little swollen and it like concerned me.
Speaker 3: But you're fine.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, yo, fuck you guys for letting me get
Speaker 1: this haircut. I swear to god, I asked him. I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, bro, like should I just
Speaker 1: go short and just cut it off? Get the James
Speaker 1: Charles look that, you know, the infamous like James Charles
Speaker 1: mullet look that he is going on in Chickok and
Speaker 1: y'all were all like, run it, run it shit, and
Speaker 1: they fucked me up.
Speaker 3: And it looks good. No, it looks good. It looks
Speaker 3: really good. Actually, it's just you're not used to seeing
Speaker 3: yourself like that. Yes, it does.
Speaker 1: Look at me in the eyes and tell me it
Speaker 1: looks good.
Speaker 3: It looks good.
Speaker 1: No, into my eyes, not through my eyes. Look at
Speaker 1: me in my eyes and it looks good. Kai, look
Speaker 1: at me in my eyes and tell me it looks good.
Speaker 1: Into my eyes.
Speaker 4: It looks good.
Speaker 3: It looks awesome. It's the best. Harut. Fuck, why are
Speaker 3: you pulling it?
Speaker 6: I like the pain, but dude, the weekend tweeting let's go,
Speaker 6: let's go.
Speaker 1: And then literally Russia is actively invade in Ukraine in
Speaker 1: that moment, and then his next tweet is actually, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Like I just saw the news.
Speaker 3: Because there was literally the night everything started.
Speaker 1: Like I just saw the news, Like yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: mean like let's go to Russian in Ukraine.
Speaker 3: Like it just is so funny. Also because like the
Speaker 3: tweet is still.
Speaker 1: Up, they're like let's go, saying let's go because he
Speaker 1: has like new.
Speaker 3: Music and a single or something coming out the next.
Speaker 1: Day, and it's just I just love like tweet mishaps
Speaker 1: where it's just like, yeah, there's gotta be more.
Speaker 3: To the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gotta be more to this life. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That's literally Aladdin. He has like a song about that
Speaker 3: in Aladdin. Aladdin was my favorite Disney movie.
Speaker 1: That shit sucks, No.
Speaker 3: Jasmine Sirs Robin Willie, Yeah, voice, did you.
Speaker 4: Be whack?
Speaker 1: Next next Disney movie Monsters Zinc and is yeah Monster
Speaker 1: z Inc and uh finding Nemo are coming to say hello?
Speaker 3: What like sometimes I don't think you do that on
Speaker 3: for that was where was that going?
Speaker 2: You just shut me down and then took us a
Speaker 2: moment of silence, and then Monsters and Demo were coming
Speaker 2: to visit Like.
Speaker 1: No, I meant like they're coming to say hi. I
Speaker 1: like like has something to say.
Speaker 2: Threads where it was like eight eight why don't you
Speaker 2: get sacks to like to girls who deserve it? And
Speaker 2: it's like a picture like the two most random pictures
Speaker 2: ever and.
Speaker 1: Then it's a thread Sunflowers. It's like, uh, you four
Speaker 1: be a job or whatever. The big comeback tweets.
Speaker 2: Drew tried to read a joke about euphoria the other day,
Speaker 2: and it was like euphoria, this euphoria that.
Speaker 1: Like why don't you fourr job?
Speaker 3: No, I always a little.
Speaker 1: Why don't you start start looking for your job?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 2: And the way Drew run it was like he was
Speaker 2: like you four hear this Upori that why don't you
Speaker 2: go why don't you go looking looking for four your job?
Speaker 3: And he like he was not doing it in like
Speaker 3: a way because.
Speaker 1: I'm a literate not really. Yeah, let's make fun of
Speaker 1: me because I never learned how to read.
Speaker 3: Well, you're like twenty five.
Speaker 1: You learned, bitch. I'm six fucking teen today. I'm six
Speaker 1: fucking teen, bitch, and I'm learning. I'm gonna fucking get
Speaker 1: in my car for the first time and run your
Speaker 1: ass over. You're gonna be my first victim. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: When I get my life since like it's over, Like
Speaker 1: I'm taking souls, like I'm gonna run people over. I
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: You're You're not sixteen, You're not sixteen. You're like you're
Speaker 2: just not You're twenty four today. You were twenty four.
Speaker 1: No, I'm serious. We're cutting that out. We're not We're
Speaker 1: not saying that you're we're not saying that.
Speaker 3: You're not sixteen. You're just you're an adult. You're a
Speaker 3: grown ass adult and you've been an adult for a
Speaker 3: very long time.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, dude, you can't. Are you actually trying to convince
Speaker 3: yourself you're sixteen, because I'm not like, you're not sixteen, bitch.
Speaker 1: I look sixteen. Look at me, you.
Speaker 2: Look sixteen years if you've been in prison for sixteen years,
Speaker 2: given sixteen, you've been incarcerated for sixteen I'm.
Speaker 1: Look giving Virgin Suicides recently.
Speaker 7: Like in a like youthful way, like, yeah, you do
Speaker 7: look like the what's his name, uh, the main guy
Speaker 7: from uh Virgin Suicides, the one who smokes weed and bones.
Speaker 1: That sounds like me though, that does sound a lot
Speaker 1: like me.
Speaker 3: That does sound like you. But you're sixteen. You haven't
Speaker 3: smoked weed yet.
Speaker 1: I smoke weed.
Speaker 3: I that's not legal, and I'm gonna I'm actually gonna
Speaker 3: have to tell somebody.
Speaker 1: I get on the golf cart, get a blow torch,
Speaker 1: roll up a little blunt, and I smoke that ship
Speaker 1: on the golf course and then.
Speaker 3: You drive back and knee rated.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I take a couple of shots when
Speaker 1: I get home.
Speaker 3: To put you to sleep or like to get the
Speaker 3: to just.
Speaker 1: Balance me out. I'm so stressed. I'm growing up, yo.
Speaker 1: Turning sixteen really like it like opened me up to
Speaker 1: the world, like in all the evils, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Around you started you started to finally realize why you're
Speaker 2: parents are so stressed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just realized that, like we're just all humans,
Speaker 1: you know, like and like our parents like they don't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 3: Ever, Yeah, no one, and all the adults in your life,
Speaker 3: they're so lost.
Speaker 1: And the thing is, we're all lost. We're all lost souls, and.
Speaker 2: We're just like we're like this small, like like literally
Speaker 2: like look between my fingers, Like you can't even see
Speaker 2: the space between that, because that's how small.
Speaker 1: Did you know? If you no matter how hard you
Speaker 1: press your fingers together, they're never actually touching. There's always
Speaker 1: a micro space in between it. And that's that's the
Speaker 1: truth with literally everything you can't actually touch something with.
Speaker 3: So I'm actually technically a virgin. I mean yes, by
Speaker 3: that's I'm a virgin. Guys, I hope I lose my
Speaker 3: virginity this.
Speaker 1: I'm a born again virgin.
Speaker 3: You're only sixteen. You are probably just a virgin.
Speaker 5: I was a totso slag that's slash slag in middle school.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: The way your face moves when you do that is
Speaker 3: like really fucked up.
Speaker 1: It's all it's all like micro movements. It's like it's like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like when I'm an actress.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at you and I like can't believe you're
Speaker 2: a human, Like your body radiates heat.
Speaker 3: You're like alive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the truth. I look at you sometimes and
Speaker 1: I think the same thing, and I have to look away.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, this is getting too real because you're
Speaker 1: actually I know, I.
Speaker 3: Like can't break contact for me right now. It's freaking
Speaker 3: me out.
Speaker 1: I see you. You know what I'm saying, Like, I
Speaker 1: see you. It's still the year of realizing things. It's
Speaker 1: still the year.
Speaker 3: It's been the year of realizing things since twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3: We haven't had another.
Speaker 1: It's been the year realizing things since I was like,
Speaker 1: what like ten years old?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: When was I born?
Speaker 3: What you you know your birth year?
Speaker 1: Oh, because I was ninety seven. I was high as
Speaker 1: fuck when you were born? No, like nine, ten eleven.
Speaker 3: Oh, so you just are forgetting things at a rapid rate.
Speaker 1: No, Actually, what year was I born in?
Speaker 3: Why are you looking up what year you were born?
Speaker 3: Today's literally your birthday?
Speaker 4: Fuck? Okay?
Speaker 1: Four twenty six, two thousand and two thousand and six, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, two thousand and six, okay.
Speaker 1: Can you can you fact check that?
Speaker 4: Two thousand and six?
Speaker 1: Yeh, damn six baby, damn. Sixteen year olds are fucking
Speaker 1: babies from six or sixteen?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: What did you just say?
Speaker 2: Because I thought you were going to say a sentence,
Speaker 2: and I tried to like help.
Speaker 3: You finish it.
Speaker 1: You did, you finished my thought?
Speaker 2: But why did you elongate the sentence myself saying our
Speaker 2: sixteen Okay, that's it, that's.
Speaker 4: It, girl.
Speaker 1: We haven't even been on for thirty minutes?
Speaker 4: Kay?
Speaker 1: What we were?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: We don't fucking green me out like that.
Speaker 2: If we've been talking for only like twenty minutes, I
Speaker 2: would actually pass away, Kai, don't throw up, go to
Speaker 2: the fucking bathroom.
Speaker 1: Okay, how long have we been on?
Speaker 4: Fifty five minutes?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 1: Damn? So we started right at eleven. Yeah, make wish
Speaker 1: it's eleven eleven.
Speaker 3: Make a wish it's eleven eleven.
Speaker 1: To make a wish, it's literally eleven fifty five.
Speaker 3: It's no, it's eleven eleven.
Speaker 1: You were actually fucking freaking out.
Speaker 3: Don't believe me?
Speaker 2: Hmmm, one day I'm going to say something so serious
Speaker 2: and no one's gonna believe me.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be too late. It's gonna be way too late.
Speaker 1: What are you insinuating? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm insinuating that you should start believing in me.
Speaker 1: That's me every fucking day.
Speaker 3: To both of y'all, you're a fucking chronological liar and
Speaker 3: you're going to hell.
Speaker 1: Chronological liar, dude.
Speaker 2: As I said, I was like, this is the wrong word,
Speaker 2: and they're gonna say something.
Speaker 1: Like chronological liar. I am, so I lie in order
Speaker 1: I lie in order to get my.
Speaker 3: Way, that you lie in order to survive.
Speaker 1: So see, if y'all, if y'all actually had sympathy for
Speaker 1: me in my little white lies, like you would be
Speaker 1: able to read beneath the surface and see that I
Speaker 1: have to lie based off childhood traumas. Oh see see
Speaker 1: now you're abusing. Sure, yeah, go ahead, I have to lie.
Speaker 3: No, go ahead and keep pushing me.
Speaker 2: You have no idea how close I am to the edge.
Speaker 1: It's like that one meme where it's like, keep digging
Speaker 1: you now, keep digging, hit the diamond if you stop
Speaker 1: the way you just moved your arm I'm referencing.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about minecraft?
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, yeah, it's like if you stop digging. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's the complete opposite if you're cave diving. This
Speaker 1: is just a little oh are you Are you saying.
Speaker 2: When you're digging for diamonds, just when you think you're
Speaker 2: like not about to like hit something.
Speaker 1: There's one right on the other side. So just keep going.
Speaker 1: But if you're in a cave, not keep going.
Speaker 3: You should not keep going because you can get.
Speaker 1: Very You're still going to get what.
Speaker 2: I don't know that was the cave diving thing you
Speaker 2: were going to say. There's so many Like I just
Speaker 2: thought there were so many facts and like I didn't
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 1: It's just no. If you're cave diving and you feel
Speaker 1: like you're going the wrong way.
Speaker 2: You have to turn around unless you have a rope
Speaker 2: with you, because like it's very hard to get back
Speaker 2: by the way.
Speaker 1: Not a rope, No, it's just turn around, go back
Speaker 1: to where you came from, and get out of that
Speaker 1: fucking cave. Get out of my cave.
Speaker 3: Literally, you would you hang up with my parents this week?
Speaker 3: Get out of my cave. Go back to where you
Speaker 3: came from.
Speaker 1: The referencing it's it's a reference to America.
Speaker 2: My songs of this week, I think I've said literally
Speaker 2: half of these already and I don't care. The first
Speaker 2: one is The Room of Ancillary Dreams by Harold Budd
Speaker 2: doesn't really matter Jenna Jackson, but it has to be
Speaker 2: the Nutty Professor version with that cover.
Speaker 3: And then I Would Die for You Prince and King
Speaker 3: Florence is the Machine.
Speaker 2: I think I've said literally all of those already, but
Speaker 2: I literally don't care. I Would Die for You by
Speaker 2: Prince is literally one of the best songs on the
Speaker 2: planet Earth.
Speaker 3: What were You doing?
Speaker 1: Absolutely nothing? Okay, y'all to me is Camino del Sol
Speaker 1: by Antenna Outside featuring Thug Yeat Yeat the New Yeat
Speaker 1: album YEP, and Party featuring Andre three thousand, Beyonce iyeng
Speaker 1: but a murderer and also for extra credit work, go
Speaker 1: listen to Beyonce's coach.
Speaker 3: That ship is so fucking good.
Speaker 1: May I'm not joking, may be one of the best
Speaker 1: live performances of our lifetime.
Speaker 3: Beyonce is low key underrated as fuck.
Speaker 1: Like I know the way that when you say that
Speaker 1: as a joke, I genuinely believe that.
Speaker 3: I genuinely think that now only because.
Speaker 2: It's getting to the point where like are like stars
Speaker 2: aren't like the girls stars now, Like the girls have
Speaker 2: like doja cat and like do a lipa now, so
Speaker 2: they've like moved on and our generation had Beyonce, Rihanna
Speaker 2: and Nikki.
Speaker 3: Uh there was someone else who's at the top of
Speaker 3: my head, Oh, Lady Gregert.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll forever be relevant, but they just won't be
Speaker 1: what they were to us.
Speaker 3: To them, Yeah, it's not like they're gin z. We
Speaker 3: were watching their videos on MTV.
Speaker 1: Wait listen to this. You're gonna emergency Intercom should start
Speaker 1: its own country and we should all move.
Speaker 3: That's any country like that's actually like not legal, Like
Speaker 3: you can't, like we can't.
Speaker 1: We could have like the squirt Squad City Town Center
Speaker 1: and the Cream Team, the Cream Team.
Speaker 3: The Cream Team Temple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh see it's happening and we could like it's
Speaker 1: like skater vibes.
Speaker 5: We put railing on every stairs. We have like every
Speaker 5: stairs and know of the little bumps to stop you
Speaker 5: and uh like Sunflower Town, some Flower.
Speaker 3: And that song is always playing in the circle in
Speaker 3: the in Sunflower Circle.
Speaker 1: We should start emergency in our comm Minecraft server.
Speaker 3: I'm actually so down.
Speaker 1: It was fun as fuck. I just need someone to
Speaker 1: run it because I don't know how to do any
Speaker 1: of that ship maybe young, But.
Speaker 3: Do we have any movies? I haven't seen anything.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've been watching so much Futurama. That
Speaker 1: show is a classic, like a literal class.
Speaker 2: I refuse to watch it because of how much I
Speaker 2: watched it as a kid, Like I'm not kidding, true,
Speaker 2: I didn't watch like I rarely watched Family Guy or
Speaker 2: like even South Park or anything. It was Futurama, and
Speaker 2: that is where I thought it was okay to pick
Speaker 2: up the very toxic trait of always talking about killing
Speaker 2: myself from fucking bender is. I'm I'm genuinely like so sure,
Speaker 2: that's where it came from because I watched that so
Speaker 2: much in my youth that I thought.
Speaker 3: Claiming my own death and suicide with the funniest thing ever.
Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, I will do it.
Speaker 1: It is like, actually the funniest thing ever. But I've
Speaker 1: been watching so much Futurama and it holds up.
Speaker 2: Can you turn off this camera and just make out
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, keep going.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry. I actually cut you off, like about Futurama.
Speaker 1: No, I'm used to being like talked over.
Speaker 3: You actually can't say that because motherfucker swear I do
Speaker 3: that and.
Speaker 1: They grew up in general like kaya talks over me.
Speaker 4: No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just I just haven't been heard recently, like I
Speaker 1: haven't been like like people haven't been hearing me, and
Speaker 1: I have to give If.
Speaker 2: Someone could just make a compilations of all the times
Speaker 2: I gave Drew the floor to say something and the
Speaker 2: things he decided to say to me.
Speaker 1: I just feel I'm just cut off. I'm not referencing.
Speaker 2: Actually I'm cutting you off because you're hello toxic for me,
Speaker 2: and I'm cutting you off like I am cutting you.
Speaker 2: I'm cutting you like James Charles cut that rib at
Speaker 2: the Morphy opening.
Speaker 3: I'm about to you like.
Speaker 1: James Charles cut his pubes and gave himself raisor Barn.
Speaker 3: The bumps. Yeah, I love you. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm allowed to say that.
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: I really don't think I have a Oh my god,
Speaker 2: we're getting demonetized.
Speaker 3: There goes your fucking chap. That's coming off of your chat.
Speaker 1: Uh, did we watch any movies?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I just watched that Alpine Lakes documentary. There's literally icebergs
Speaker 1: in lakes in the like Swiss Alps. It's like so random.
Speaker 1: And then there's like this scene where these newts come out,
Speaker 1: and I fucking love Newts. I think they're my new
Speaker 1: like little pet obsessions. Also, I really badly want a
Speaker 1: coral reef, and I think I'm gonna get into rare succulents.
Speaker 1: That's just that's just all me, that's all media. Rare
Speaker 1: succulents sound like a vibe.
Speaker 2: I plan on doing nothing and taking a vow of silence,
Speaker 2: and next week I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 1: No, you're not gonna be there next week.
Speaker 3: Yes I am. Oh because you're gonna kill me.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it's just gonna be. Oh well
Speaker 1: maybe we'll see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because why are you gonna I thought the whole
Speaker 2: thing was you're gonna on the book because you killed us.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be escaping.
Speaker 3: We still have not watched Being John Malkovich.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we lie.
Speaker 3: Listen. We just teach you that in life you can't
Speaker 3: expect anything from anybody because people you can't trust other people.
Speaker 3: Just cut yourself off, lock yourself off, trust nobody. Oh
Speaker 3: my god. Oh I'm so sorry for somewhere. Oh fuck you, guys.
Speaker 3: I'm done. I'm actually no, I'm done.
Speaker 1: Seriously, this ship's like over.
Speaker 3: Thank you for watching. You guys are awesome, your star.
Speaker 1: Your rosts to my heart. Okay, you heard that. You
Speaker 1: heard that.
Speaker 3: I just said absolutely nothing to the rhythm of uh
Speaker 3: like Willie Wonka song and you see you're man, your
Speaker 3: imagination anything anyh