WEBVTT - Starting A Cult

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to this episode. Oh, welcome back to Emergency

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<v Speaker 1>in a com Yay, we have a new episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, did you get insecure because of the whole.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, welcome back to this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I just went deathly silent because I saw myself

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<v Speaker 2>in the viewfinder and I thought about how one time,

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<v Speaker 2>last time I had my bangs this short someone said

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<v Speaker 2>I looked like little Mikayla, and I'm not kidding. I

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<v Speaker 2>looked into the viewfinder and I thought I saw little.

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<v Speaker 1>Mikayla and it was me Android Robot.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there's a lot to unpack this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's my super Sweet sixteen.

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<v Speaker 3>We were supposed to.

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<v Speaker 2>Get decorations, but I never actually hit like perch on

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<v Speaker 2>my Amazon cart.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just have an Amazon cart full of Sweet sixteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm turning sixteen. It's a very special special year

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<v Speaker 1>for me. I'm gonna get my license.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had my permit for like sixty year drives lies since.

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<v Speaker 1>This week, I drive in past your buleved.

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<v Speaker 3>Go into the store for coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>This ship feels weird right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you feel good because you have a weird hair cut?

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<v Speaker 2>It's because, okay, your friends, I bought you wanted a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of a die and cut.

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<v Speaker 1>They fucked my ship up. This is the last time

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to Great clipes.

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<v Speaker 3>I feeling beautiful. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>All the yell reviewers were like, oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 2>is where I went to go get my bleached hair.

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<v Speaker 2>But I bleached my brows here, Like it seemed like

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<v Speaker 2>Great clips had stepped.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kucci up.

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<v Speaker 1>My fucking hair is falling out of my school. It's

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<v Speaker 1>actively falling out of my school.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, the thing, the other thing I was saying that

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<v Speaker 2>was a big thing to unpack was.

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<v Speaker 1>That it's my birthday. That's the big thing to unpack.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't even gone into it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, I made you a fucking birthday parody, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not about your birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>But I know how you like you're like singing and

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<v Speaker 2>like replacing words, so you know, like I am well man.

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<v Speaker 2>The way I had to write this down because this

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<v Speaker 2>was Drew. No I am Sli, I am I am Boods.

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<v Speaker 3>I am now.

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<v Speaker 1>I am Drew.

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<v Speaker 3>I wrote that.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn you couldn't remember that, so you had to write

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<v Speaker 1>it down because it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Funny when you put it in like different orders and

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<v Speaker 3>it was like I am sir, I am the hot house.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it was like too much, like I didn't want

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<v Speaker 3>to bunch it and.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, no, thank you for that gift. That was actually

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<v Speaker 1>really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my only gift we had.

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<v Speaker 1>Of drud Drew Oji, the the drewth.

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<v Speaker 3>Mario Drudy Mario party.

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<v Speaker 1>That shit sucked. That was a fly.

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<v Speaker 3>There was there was one that we said the.

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<v Speaker 1>Other day that was Mala Drew.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you said that, and that's not good for Malibu Maladru.

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<v Speaker 3>We call Malibei Malibey.

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<v Speaker 1>I call Malibey MALABEI well, we call.

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<v Speaker 3>Malibu Malabey, I said, we call Malibey Malabe.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it is. That's what it is. And then

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<v Speaker 1>there's Maladrew Malibu Drew. No, it's not good Drew Moji

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<v Speaker 1>dropping soon.

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<v Speaker 2>You keep saying that, but there's only one fucking Drew

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<v Speaker 2>moji that I told you yesterday. I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you have to make one that's like sad or something,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Even giving like versay like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you have to get you have to switch that

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<v Speaker 2>mouth up, just that saint mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when when like moms lose their kids on Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>they used the crying laughing emoji. They could use the

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<v Speaker 1>crying Drew emoji. Actually, yeah, all the time. They think

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<v Speaker 1>it's like people crying, but it's like they don't realize

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<v Speaker 1>that they're laughing at their Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the like open mouthed tier one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Drew moji, the Drew moji one.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, there's two crying emojis.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the one that you use and ironically now is

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<v Speaker 1>the one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh are you trying to call me out because I

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<v Speaker 2>unironically use emojis?

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<v Speaker 3>I do. I don't care. That's why Apple bade them.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, ironic use emojis too, But that one is the

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<v Speaker 1>only one that's off limits, and it will forever be

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<v Speaker 1>off limits to me. It's all. It's just shroud. It

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<v Speaker 1>has so much irony behind it that it's just not real.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the the like two tear drop ones. That one's like, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a lie.

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<v Speaker 3>I use that one too.

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<v Speaker 2>I use all the fucking emojis, like, yeah, I use

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<v Speaker 2>the laughing, I use the laughing.

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<v Speaker 3>Crying, like all of them are real. This is real

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<v Speaker 3>fucking life. Get used to it.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, anyways, Drew moji dropping very soon. It's my

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<v Speaker 1>fucking birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, class starts a Kickstarter and like nothing ever

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<v Speaker 2>happens the class for my birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's my dad's birthday tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody, sorry, I'm so mad you didn't go to Monster Truck.

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<v Speaker 2>That was something we did this week that was so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It was actually legitimately the most fun I've had in

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<v Speaker 1>four years of my life. And that's not me like

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<v Speaker 1>saying that to make people jealous. It genuinely like was

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<v Speaker 1>awoken something inside of me, and I want to drive

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<v Speaker 1>monster trucks now, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to be stopped in and like get a

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<v Speaker 3>like brek my neck.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what's fucked up? As I went on

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<v Speaker 1>ig and followed Monster Jam, I followed Zombie the Driver,

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<v Speaker 1>I followed literally everybody and the original like one of

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<v Speaker 1>the original drivers has his own show. That's more like

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<v Speaker 1>like it's not like made for kids, it's made for adults.

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<v Speaker 1>And you go get fucked up and you can get

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<v Speaker 1>inside the monster trucks and shit, but it's in like

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<v Speaker 1>South Carolina or some shit.

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<v Speaker 3>We're fucking going yeah, like are you kidding me up?

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<v Speaker 1>There needs to be a documentary on like what happens

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<v Speaker 1>behind the scenes of these traveling I know it's because

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<v Speaker 1>I know they're cheating on each other's wives. Like I know.

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<v Speaker 2>We literally watched one of the trucks like lift up

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<v Speaker 2>onto another truck and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like, that's an hr final.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 3>A man truck on a girl truck. Get off of her.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, what's her soldier fortunes, soldier fortune, soldier fortune?

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<v Speaker 3>She know she was serving. She literally almost passed.

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<v Speaker 1>He caught on fire, like almost exploded.

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<v Speaker 2>Her truck flipped over and caught on fire. She literally

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<v Speaker 2>just walked out like a champ.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she took it like that girl power. That girl power.

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<v Speaker 1>I will not back down from that. That is real.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you define as girl power is someone almost

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<v Speaker 2>dying in a monster truck.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, in the face of it, and then the things

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<v Speaker 1>of adversary, she stood tall. She's slid slave, We've created monsters.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean I was my sister? Since I'm

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<v Speaker 1>off TikTok, I don't know if I've told you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm like off TikTok, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I was the first one off TikTok, and this motherfucker

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<v Speaker 2>mentioned it every episode.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been off TikTok for almost like two months.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I don't use that ship anymore. It's like bunk

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, like no big deal. Actually I'm like addicted

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<v Speaker 1>to it, and like anytime someone sends me a TikTok,

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<v Speaker 1>I opened it immediately and I have to like hover

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<v Speaker 1>my f I'm like shaking about the redownload the app

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like no, no, no, no no, I can't do it. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't have enough fucking storage on my phone

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. But I saw this TikTok of someone.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like the clip of us talking about me

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<v Speaker 1>liking your must which I stand by, like your ship

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<v Speaker 1>stinks good. But someone in the comments was like, are

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<v Speaker 1>they just like are they dating or are they just

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<v Speaker 1>like really really good friends. And all of the comments

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<v Speaker 1>were like, oh, they're like cousins, but they're also married.

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<v Speaker 1>They're cousins and they're married. And someone's like, wait, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but are they cousins or are they married? And someone

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<v Speaker 1>just said both with the somiley face, like both. And

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<v Speaker 1>I just like I love that, like lord that we've

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<v Speaker 1>created for ourselves.

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<v Speaker 3>So did we ever explain that?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've talked about it a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 1>But for anybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Who doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, the reason we started saying we were cousins is

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<v Speaker 2>because we started lying that we were dating because it

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<v Speaker 2>would obviously like get us views and like everybody wanted

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<v Speaker 2>us to date. So we just started lying and saying

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<v Speaker 2>we were dating, and we would do like, boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Does my bake up?

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<v Speaker 1>But we did BF so we could be like, well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it was best friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Like y'all, y'all, are you're reading between the lines right now?

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<v Speaker 1>You're making an ass out of yourself the first.

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<v Speaker 2>Alighting people from the beginning, like you are being a psychopath.

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<v Speaker 1>The first three letters of assume spell what that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you're making of yourself if you assume things about people's.

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<v Speaker 3>Characters, I'm gonna shape.

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<v Speaker 1>Your head and bear asking bear asking why is again

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<v Speaker 1>there's something there.

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<v Speaker 2>But then we were like, dude, there's no way to

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<v Speaker 2>like we would just start backing up and be like,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not dating, we're not dating, but people still thought

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<v Speaker 2>we were dating.

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<v Speaker 3>So then one day we were just like, we're literally cousins,

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<v Speaker 3>how could we be fucking dating?

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<v Speaker 2>And then we continued to lie about dating and getting married.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then we were just yeah, I think what

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<v Speaker 1>really like turned the page of the cousins getting married.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing was the cousin's proposal on the beach, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>legal where I'm from. Is so funny and all of

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<v Speaker 1>the comment it reached outside my audience, and all of

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<v Speaker 1>the comments were like this is like really weird, and

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<v Speaker 1>like why are y'all all hyping this up? Like we've

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<v Speaker 1>created months? Or is I love it? Like, oh, speaking.

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<v Speaker 3>People, we're gonna say cold?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that where you're I wasn't. I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>transition to colt after after this conversation. But where's my

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<v Speaker 1>death hoax? Why haven't I had death hoaks?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait? You know you have? Did you not get one

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<v Speaker 3>during bying Arrow?

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't No, I didn't have you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you weren't popping like that.

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<v Speaker 2>All the popular girls got the death hawks when they

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<v Speaker 2>were in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>I needed the I need a death hoax now. I

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<v Speaker 1>need like to see how people would react over my death.

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<v Speaker 2>I needed to know you know, you're only saying this

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<v Speaker 2>because you got them tiny taste of one and you

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<v Speaker 2>like love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I was. I was like, oh, this is interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>Like people are like, oh my god, gon so soon

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<v Speaker 1>like I used to. I used to watch his videos

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<v Speaker 1>all the time, like used to bitch you should be

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<v Speaker 1>actively Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they'll go back and if you know what the

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<v Speaker 2>good thing about your death hooks is, it'll like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>generate more abuse for you right now, and then you

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<v Speaker 2>get to come back and be like, I'm not dead,

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<v Speaker 2>You're all amazing. I that was such an era in

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty fourteen when you would get like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I started, I started death hooks, like I was

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<v Speaker 1>the one actively starting death hooks like that Lisa and

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<v Speaker 1>Lena girl, yeah, those twins. Like I started a really

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<v Speaker 1>gnarly death death about that when I was like fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>and people were like this is not fucking funny, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I actually thought they were dead, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, even know this is gonna blow out

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<v Speaker 1>of control because I thought it was just gonna like

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<v Speaker 1>stay it within the audience and like it was just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be like an inside joke. But like it started

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<v Speaker 1>like trending.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember, I like wanted a death hoax. And then

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<v Speaker 2>one time someone tweeted me, like just someone randomly tweeted

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<v Speaker 2>at me and was like missing you so much today,

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<v Speaker 2>rip and you're like something like that, and I thought

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<v Speaker 2>that she.

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<v Speaker 3>Was so funny, so I started retweeting it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is Enya's mom, Like you were

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<v Speaker 1>just tapped in. I was like, oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>about I would actively do that same shit. I would

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<v Speaker 1>act like I was my mom. I would post on

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<v Speaker 1>my IG and be like, Drew is taken to it?

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<v Speaker 3>You do that still?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my IG post that went up to day is

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<v Speaker 1>about me being dead on my birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>You just you know what it is like, I want

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<v Speaker 2>I want a death hoax, and I wanted to go

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<v Speaker 2>so far that people are like, no, she's not dead.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she moved to an island.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you remember that hair where everyone was convinced is

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<v Speaker 1>literally so lovely. So is Michael Jackson. They're drinking fucking

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<v Speaker 1>beer together on the Bahamas.

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<v Speaker 3>On the Bahamas, why would you be on them?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean technically you are literally on them. When

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<v Speaker 1>you're not on you are on the soil of the Bahamas.

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<v Speaker 3>Your hair looks fucking awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh see, now you have to attack my appearance. If

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<v Speaker 1>I can't fix it.

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<v Speaker 3>Real, real firm, we'll just tell you. And I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I can't fix it in five minutes, what's

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<v Speaker 1>the point in telling me?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you can fix it in five minutes. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>pair of fucking cheers in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we cut my hair live?

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<v Speaker 3>Shave your head?

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<v Speaker 1>Should cut my hair live?

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<v Speaker 2>Just like she missed a she missed a string, she

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<v Speaker 2>left the string she left the string.

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<v Speaker 3>Of long hair didn't die.

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<v Speaker 1>The what the hell.

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<v Speaker 3>Drew felt? You know what? Drew felt like he needed

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<v Speaker 3>to change his because everybody kept accusing him of being

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<v Speaker 3>a cult leader. Literally, and you know what, he's not

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<v Speaker 3>the cult leader.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually. You know what's crazy is we had this conversation

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<v Speaker 1>me and and you know, we're having this active argument

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<v Speaker 1>in the car where I was like, no, I would

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<v Speaker 1>be a cult leader like you don't. I wouldn't not lie.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a genuine conversation we had in the car together.

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<v Speaker 1>It was borderline argument, and I was like, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>would be the cult leader. I would not be a

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<v Speaker 1>follower like I would never follow a cult. I'm too

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<v Speaker 1>smart for that shit to fall for it. I would

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<v Speaker 1>be the one actively tricking people into believing that I

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<v Speaker 1>am Jesus Christ, because I mean, Kai thinks I am.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he doesn't, No, he doesn't.

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<v Speaker 4>What makes you think that I think that you're Jesus Christ?

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<v Speaker 1>You just love me, dur That's just like what friends do.

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<v Speaker 3>They just like love each other.

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<v Speaker 4>I just yeah, I do nice things for you because

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<v Speaker 4>you're my friend, not because I think that you're Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>Well they think I'm Jesus Christ. Everybody in the comments.

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<v Speaker 1>Let him know because it's been.

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<v Speaker 4>It's been.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew's been giving Jesus Christ recently. Even you said it,

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<v Speaker 1>like yesterday I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to send it to guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I took a picture of him and he literally looks

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<v Speaker 2>like Jesus. It's like in Malibu and he's like looking

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<v Speaker 2>off because.

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<v Speaker 1>It's phrased, but it's literally.

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<v Speaker 2>Drew would literally be Drew would be integrated into a

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<v Speaker 2>cult because someone would just lie to him and be

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<v Speaker 2>like Dude, like we like really want to call, but

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<v Speaker 2>we like need a leader, and like Drew would be like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my God, yes, please please, and like before Drew

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<v Speaker 2>knows it, he would just be in the cult. Like

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<v Speaker 2>he would enter thinking he was about to lead it,

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<v Speaker 2>and I bet he would come to my room and

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<v Speaker 2>be like, dude, this is so crazy, but I just

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<v Speaker 2>got like the opportunity.

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<v Speaker 3>Of a lifetime and like like that's the guy that's

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<v Speaker 3>always true.

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<v Speaker 1>It literally happened to me yesterday. I got an email

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday and when I was on the phone with Kay

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like, kai, wait, like I know you're

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<v Speaker 1>like spilling your life story to me right now, but

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you about this opportunity I just got.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was like someone wants to fly me and

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<v Speaker 1>a companion out to Istanbul to get hair transplant surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>And they were like, I literally love you so much

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<v Speaker 1>in your content, like it's like the best doctor in

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<v Speaker 1>the world. And I was like, wait, this sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of fun. Then they were like all we want

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<v Speaker 1>in return is a vlog and I was like I

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<v Speaker 1>was like me getting trafficked, Like absolutely not, Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>the best scam to run is to email influencers and

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<v Speaker 1>just traffic them.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't fix that thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Where is it this one?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's just leave its it's good, it looks good,

0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:31.400
<v Speaker 2>it looks good.

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<v Speaker 1>Should I snip it off? I should snip it off?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you shouldn't. You should just leave that.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, literally actively getting trafficked.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you fully would get dr do you walk into

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<v Speaker 2>Airwon and you see any bottle and all the bottles

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<v Speaker 2>you pick up an Airwon look like cold, like cold.

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<v Speaker 3>Ears made them, and you're like you immediately believe them.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you would be integrated into so fast, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get a defamation email and from this guy being like

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<v Speaker 2>I do not want at all, Like does that not

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<v Speaker 2>look like some shit?

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<v Speaker 3>Like they're back in your head?

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<v Speaker 1>But what they just I said they fucked me up.

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<v Speaker 1>I said they fucked me up. I can't fix it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay, it'll go back here.

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<v Speaker 3>It grows back.

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<v Speaker 1>Vitamin real Green and it has an eagle on top

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<v Speaker 1>of a mountain with a bursting sun. It's literally insane.

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<v Speaker 3>And it says perfect companion to earth broth, nourishing, foundational hardcore.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is how I would start my cult. I

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<v Speaker 1>would do with someone else's product. No, with my own product.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, just like Drew Moji's coming out. It was

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<v Speaker 1>Drew Moji and there was like Vitamin Drew or something

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<v Speaker 1>that's a miss Vita Drew Vitamin. I don't know, there's

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<v Speaker 1>something there, there's something there.

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<v Speaker 3>You're literally reaching for thin air. There's nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>There were so many like of the just.

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<v Speaker 3>There were a lot of drus.

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<v Speaker 2>But like now we're like on camera and it's a

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<v Speaker 2>little more difficult Okay, I knew I need to think

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<v Speaker 2>of one before we move on.

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<v Speaker 4>What about Jewish? Like Jewish?

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<v Speaker 3>That's really fucking offenses.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry he's allowed to, but like forget I said anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to ship so bad right now. It's actually

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<v Speaker 2>like insane, Jude, is that I don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, k I do another one? Do another one?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you have another one?

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<v Speaker 2>Dum Like oh my god, k Like you can't just

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<v Speaker 2>like like change like religious words.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, that's my cult.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>See, Kay's all of guys down with the cult.

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<v Speaker 2>So your cult name is just like a different name

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<v Speaker 2>for Judaism.

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<v Speaker 3>Dr Judaism is pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's getting.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, you looked on.

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<v Speaker 1>Have I told him that I've been playing Fortnite? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all you fucking talk about. It's literally all he

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<v Speaker 3>talks about.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, have I told him that I'm actually fucking

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<v Speaker 1>cracked and I'm turned the fuck up at Fortes?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Have I told them that Drew literally was a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>ten year old the other day and I woke up

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<v Speaker 2>and he found a bag of gummies that Finn left

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<v Speaker 2>in the house and at like eleven am ate. All

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<v Speaker 2>of them had an insane Sugarade was playing Fortnite and

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<v Speaker 2>screaming at his computer like, ah, like screaming at his computer.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a video I'm gonna said to Kai.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to fuck okay, did you see me? Just

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<v Speaker 1>shit on those fucking children.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we went to go get like late lunch

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<v Speaker 2>with Zamar and Mason, and on the way there, he

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<v Speaker 2>was fully dead, in the worst.

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<v Speaker 3>Mood ever, and he was like, I don't know why

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like this.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm just hungry, but like I usually I

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<v Speaker 2>like intermittent fast like this all the time, so I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know why I feel like this. And I was like, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>all you had was probably like three hundred grams of

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<v Speaker 2>sugar today.

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<v Speaker 1>It was literally the worst gummies ever. They were really

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<v Speaker 1>fucking good, and I couldn't start. It was the first

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<v Speaker 1>time that like I've experienced in a very long time,

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<v Speaker 1>like the lack of self control, because Norman that can

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<v Speaker 1>eat like one or two gummies and be good, but

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<v Speaker 1>I took them.

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<v Speaker 3>He was literally because you were.

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<v Speaker 2>Like fucking claw in there and fucking playing Fortnite and

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<v Speaker 2>screaming out his computer.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I went to go grab a gummy and

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<v Speaker 3>the bag was belligerently empty.

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy, and it was all like the good

0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:48.480
<v Speaker 1>flavors left for some reason, like it was only ate lemon.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so fucked up it was. It was uh

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<v Speaker 1>jolly rancher gummies. If you ever want to try them,

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<v Speaker 1>don't because they're not paying us yet. They're not paying

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<v Speaker 1>us yet, so do not buy it yet. Not yet.

0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:03.359
<v Speaker 1>But if they come through and support us with a sponsorship,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let you know in to buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's Drew's life. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>I love from the very beginning on this podcast, I've

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<v Speaker 2>been like Drew goes into this room and plays on

0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:16.679
<v Speaker 2>his fucking computer all fucking day, and he always tries

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<v Speaker 2>to debunk it out of like insecurity.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, I don't do that. I do other stuff

0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:23.960
<v Speaker 3>on that computer. But if he's not playing Fortnite or

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<v Speaker 3>Call of Drudy for like.

0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:31.679
<v Speaker 1>A hour, come Drew Knight, Drew Knight and Call of

0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Dudy Drew. But if I'm not doing that, like.

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<v Speaker 2>He's watching the worst videos on YouTube, Like I watched

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<v Speaker 2>you Maneuver You're recommended and it was insane.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to know what I watched?

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<v Speaker 2>Clicks to the middle like watch us for two seconds,

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<v Speaker 2>goes back, refreshes and does it again.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to know what I watched last night?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 1>An hour and forty five minute documentary on alpine lakes.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not joking, that's that's.

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<v Speaker 4>It was?

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<v Speaker 1>It just made by a guy though, No, it was

0:21:05.720 --> 0:21:06.879
<v Speaker 1>like a proper documentary.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, No, I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't, Like, I really can't bag on you because

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<v Speaker 2>you want to know what I fell asleep watching last night?

0:21:12.640 --> 0:21:16.080
<v Speaker 2>And it was really whack of me. It was also

0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:18.840
<v Speaker 2>an hour long video, but it was restoration of a

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<v Speaker 2>vintage electric oven.

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<v Speaker 1>Those and it's silent, there's no commentary, and they're cleaning

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<v Speaker 1>off all the rust and unscrewing, like cleaning the springs.

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<v Speaker 3>Amr asmr wing bot.

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<v Speaker 1>That's toes curling. Okay, the wing makes the turtles curls

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<v Speaker 1>curl M.

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<v Speaker 3>The maker.

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<v Speaker 2>I never replied to the email because I'm dumb, but

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<v Speaker 2>like the maker of my wingbot reached out and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know how they knew someone else out there looked

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<v Speaker 2>at that little thing and called the wingbot because I've

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<v Speaker 2>never said.

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<v Speaker 3>The make or the brand or the model and like

0:22:11.400 --> 0:22:15.159
<v Speaker 3>Wingbot heard, Wingbot heard, and she respont. Wingbot was the

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<v Speaker 3>first responder.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, no, wing Bo, the crisis. That is Ya's Cooter Bronson.

0:22:21.040 --> 0:22:24.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she literally his first responder. It costs five thousand

0:22:24.520 --> 0:22:27.040
<v Speaker 3>dollars for her to pick you up, literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Cooter Bronson. God put her whole pussy into Cilantro. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I have to say.

0:22:35.359 --> 0:22:37.359
<v Speaker 3>Drew said that yesterday about a sunset, and I said

0:22:37.400 --> 0:22:41.320
<v Speaker 3>nothing to him yesterday.

0:22:41.320 --> 0:22:44.080
<v Speaker 2>Aboulabu, you were like, God put her whole pussy into

0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:46.320
<v Speaker 2>this one.

0:22:46.920 --> 0:22:49.320
<v Speaker 1>It's really fucked up. It ruins the vibe.

0:22:49.359 --> 0:22:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Me and Sabrina We're having such a sweet, wholesome moment

0:22:52.160 --> 0:22:54.639
<v Speaker 2>and like she was like it was just so sweet.

0:22:54.680 --> 0:22:56.080
<v Speaker 2>She was like, dude, this is just like such a

0:22:56.160 --> 0:22:58.760
<v Speaker 2>nice view. Like it was just a sweet moment. We

0:22:58.760 --> 0:23:00.879
<v Speaker 2>were like holding each other and like looking off and

0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:04.280
<v Speaker 2>from the back of the eye just here, and it's

0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:07.240
<v Speaker 2>Drew looking at a video of himself, screaming.

0:23:08.119 --> 0:23:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Like here, I'll play I'll play the audio. You aren't

0:23:10.840 --> 0:23:15.000
<v Speaker 1>getting the video. Hold on, where's the audio? Where it's it?

0:23:15.040 --> 0:23:16.680
<v Speaker 3>Literally was beautiful, it was silent.

0:23:23.240 --> 0:23:30.919
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, no, this isn't it. Where is the zombie donut.

0:23:32.880 --> 0:23:38.240
<v Speaker 3>O my god, saying that with no visual context. Where's

0:23:38.240 --> 0:23:39.440
<v Speaker 3>the zombie donut?

0:23:46.320 --> 0:23:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Where is the one that I'm looking for? You know,

0:23:49.080 --> 0:23:55.840
<v Speaker 1>what's what I'm talking about? What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:24:05.840 --> 0:24:09.000
<v Speaker 3>That was the sound?

0:24:09.400 --> 0:24:11.560
<v Speaker 2>And me, it's a braina just like a me looked

0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:14.320
<v Speaker 2>back and he just was like, sorry, well, I didn't.

0:24:14.080 --> 0:24:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Mean to do it. I didn't not mean to do it.

0:24:17.480 --> 0:24:18.800
<v Speaker 3>He didn't not mean to do it.

0:24:18.840 --> 0:24:22.359
<v Speaker 1>I did not mean to do it. But yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a really beautiful moment Malibu yesterday was the

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<v Speaker 1>nicest I've ever experienced at what.

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<v Speaker 4>The sound that.

0:24:37.200 --> 0:24:37.920
<v Speaker 1>I was literate?

0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:38.840
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I was.

0:24:39.480 --> 0:24:40.359
<v Speaker 1>I lost my voice.

0:24:40.520 --> 0:24:41.960
<v Speaker 3>Monster Truck was so fucking fun.

0:24:42.040 --> 0:24:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Like never once did I really understand like sports enthusiasts,

0:24:46.560 --> 0:24:49.119
<v Speaker 2>Like I never understood the idea of like packing yourself

0:24:49.160 --> 0:24:51.919
<v Speaker 2>into a stadium and watching something that was like pretty

0:24:52.000 --> 0:24:56.399
<v Speaker 2>like mundane or whatever, and like Monster Trucks is definitely

0:24:56.400 --> 0:25:03.919
<v Speaker 2>more like for my little monkey baring Like yeah, like

0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:07.080
<v Speaker 2>it's definitely like just like cave Man burn, So it's

0:25:07.119 --> 0:25:08.120
<v Speaker 2>like not that crazy.

0:25:08.240 --> 0:25:10.399
<v Speaker 1>Well, Caveman's didn't have cars or wheels, so it's not

0:25:10.440 --> 0:25:11.040
<v Speaker 1>it's not cave Mam.

0:25:11.080 --> 0:25:18.280
<v Speaker 3>Brain what the fuck do you look at the cabinet

0:25:18.320 --> 0:25:18.960
<v Speaker 3>you left open?

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes, literally, it's freaking me the fuck out. Thank you.

0:25:28.040 --> 0:25:31.520
<v Speaker 2>But for the first time in my life, I was

0:25:31.560 --> 0:25:34.879
<v Speaker 2>watching something and I, without thinking about it, would jump

0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:37.320
<v Speaker 2>up like from excitement, like I would jump upy.

0:25:37.280 --> 0:25:42.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm like, I'm really gonna lean heavy into like

0:25:43.359 --> 0:25:46.480
<v Speaker 1>my Southern Texan like hick roots, Like I'm gonna become

0:25:46.600 --> 0:25:48.880
<v Speaker 1>like I mean, like, look at me. I'm already like almost,

0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:51.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm like, look at me, I'm almost there.

0:25:54.280 --> 0:25:58.560
<v Speaker 1>But like actually, like they just know how to have fun,

0:25:58.760 --> 0:26:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Like they know how to have fun.

0:26:00.280 --> 0:26:02.119
<v Speaker 2>They know how to turn that damn Burin off, And

0:26:02.160 --> 0:26:05.880
<v Speaker 2>that's what I needed, Yeah, burin off, eyes open.

0:26:05.760 --> 0:26:07.359
<v Speaker 1>Like we need to go shoot guns.

0:26:07.480 --> 0:26:08.919
<v Speaker 3>I was present in that moment.

0:26:09.080 --> 0:26:11.520
<v Speaker 2>In that moment, I actually present.

0:26:11.600 --> 0:26:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Actually I was fully present. I was not thinking about

0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:15.960
<v Speaker 1>the future of the past and nothing. I was in

0:26:16.000 --> 0:26:16.520
<v Speaker 1>the moment.

0:26:16.600 --> 0:26:18.760
<v Speaker 3>I was begging for one of them cars to.

0:26:18.720 --> 0:26:20.560
<v Speaker 1>Cray explode and kill thirty people.

0:26:21.880 --> 0:26:24.240
<v Speaker 2>I will say, like, obviously, I'm glad this didn't happen,

0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:26.000
<v Speaker 2>and I don't actually want it to happen, but like,

0:26:26.359 --> 0:26:27.560
<v Speaker 2>this is what happens when.

0:26:27.400 --> 0:26:30.160
<v Speaker 3>All I do is watch tragedy.

0:26:30.440 --> 0:26:33.359
<v Speaker 2>Human tragedies is like I was like, oh my god,

0:26:33.400 --> 0:26:35.840
<v Speaker 2>like that car is going to explode, that car is

0:26:35.880 --> 0:26:37.680
<v Speaker 2>going to crash, that car's going to crash into the

0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:40.920
<v Speaker 2>stand we're sitting in. Obviously that didn't happen because they

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:43.880
<v Speaker 2>like have hello safety crashes, and even if it did,

0:26:43.920 --> 0:26:45.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure we all like did a thing where

0:26:45.760 --> 0:26:47.560
<v Speaker 2>we agreed that if we fucking die, like it's not

0:26:47.560 --> 0:26:51.480
<v Speaker 2>there probab anyway. Yeah, but the monster truck was the

0:26:51.520 --> 0:26:54.720
<v Speaker 2>equivalent to cruise ships, in my opinion, is like I was,

0:26:54.800 --> 0:26:56.639
<v Speaker 2>I said this like three times already, but I just

0:26:56.640 --> 0:27:01.080
<v Speaker 2>think it's like so stupid because on like two episodes ago,

0:27:01.119 --> 0:27:03.040
<v Speaker 2>I was talking about how like cruise ships are something

0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:05.119
<v Speaker 2>that like you were supposed to do that, and like

0:27:05.440 --> 0:27:08.000
<v Speaker 2>car accidents were something that like humans were supposed to

0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:10.000
<v Speaker 2>see and be like all right, let's make sure this

0:27:10.080 --> 0:27:13.520
<v Speaker 2>doesn't fucking happen. But a few people saw car crashes

0:27:13.520 --> 0:27:16.360
<v Speaker 2>that were like what if we made these things bigger

0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:19.480
<v Speaker 2>and so that they could crash and we got people

0:27:19.480 --> 0:27:22.040
<v Speaker 2>to pay to watch it. Like someone out there was

0:27:22.080 --> 0:27:24.879
<v Speaker 2>like I know exactly what to do with these things.

0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Run them run other cars over.

0:27:27.600 --> 0:27:30.200
<v Speaker 2>It was literally the funnest thing ever, Like I can't

0:27:30.240 --> 0:27:32.600
<v Speaker 2>believe it. Also, it's funny being in a stadium because

0:27:32.600 --> 0:27:35.000
<v Speaker 2>they look small, but those things are fucking mess.

0:27:35.040 --> 0:27:37.760
<v Speaker 1>They're massive, Like the wheels are two times as big

0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:40.919
<v Speaker 1>as the people there are driving them. Also, it's just

0:27:41.000 --> 0:27:43.560
<v Speaker 1>it's crazy because like you forget that there's literal human

0:27:43.600 --> 0:27:46.760
<v Speaker 1>beings inside of these like yeahs flying three hundred feet

0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:48.760
<v Speaker 1>in the air, and you're like, wait, what the fuck?

0:27:48.880 --> 0:27:51.439
<v Speaker 1>Like I thought these were like RC cars, but then

0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:53.440
<v Speaker 1>they like get out and wave and like play to

0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:53.679
<v Speaker 1>the other.

0:27:53.720 --> 0:27:55.480
<v Speaker 2>They get out and wave, and they look like little

0:27:55.520 --> 0:27:58.600
<v Speaker 2>ants on a like piece of like turkey meat. Like

0:27:58.680 --> 0:28:01.439
<v Speaker 2>it's just like them crawling on top. And then you

0:28:01.520 --> 0:28:03.040
<v Speaker 2>have to look at the monitor to see what the

0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:03.840
<v Speaker 2>fuck they look like.

0:28:05.160 --> 0:28:07.800
<v Speaker 3>But it was freaking awesome. I want to drive a

0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:09.840
<v Speaker 3>monster truck. I'm gonna put monster truck wheels on my

0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:10.679
<v Speaker 3>Ford Future.

0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:13.840
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be like like in Tyler's video when he

0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:17.720
<v Speaker 2>had like wheels on his rolls Roys, but imagine that,

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:19.160
<v Speaker 2>but on my small sedan.

0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:24.439
<v Speaker 1>You're dinky, for I love the word dinky. It's like

0:28:24.560 --> 0:28:25.520
<v Speaker 1>it's my new word.

0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:26.480
<v Speaker 3>You're a little dinky.

0:28:26.680 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 1>It's like I want that dinky little car.

0:28:29.320 --> 0:28:30.920
<v Speaker 3>How Come I don't get cute nicknames?

0:28:31.080 --> 0:28:34.600
<v Speaker 2>And that's lie I get Ernie.

0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:36.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't get cute nicknames.

0:28:36.720 --> 0:28:41.240
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Dooby, okay, Doobster. I never ruby.

0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:45.320
<v Speaker 2>I've said doopster, but like not in like a serious way.

0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:48.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like doopster, like I've said it like that before word.

0:28:50.240 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I've given you ERNI want Tonabe because you like fashion.

0:28:59.240 --> 0:29:01.440
<v Speaker 2>That's what Kanye said when he wrote that song for people,

0:29:01.440 --> 0:29:03.600
<v Speaker 2>for his fans Exactly. I gave y'all junior want to

0:29:03.600 --> 0:29:06.960
<v Speaker 2>know it because y'all like fashion, Like I did that

0:29:07.000 --> 0:29:07.280
<v Speaker 2>for you.

0:29:09.960 --> 0:29:11.200
<v Speaker 3>Hello, awkward, my.

0:29:12.800 --> 0:29:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Hair, you're starting to hurt a little bit.

0:29:14.800 --> 0:29:15.640
<v Speaker 3>Why is it hurting?

0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:16.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:29:17.680 --> 0:29:19.440
<v Speaker 3>Your hair shouldn't be hurting on your head. What do

0:29:19.520 --> 0:29:24.160
<v Speaker 3>you mean it's just like dense. Yeah, she probably put

0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:26.480
<v Speaker 3>like cement in there. It's a brick.

0:29:26.840 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how she got it to shine like this.

0:29:29.040 --> 0:29:30.240
<v Speaker 1>It almost like synthetic.

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Next time someone gets me mad, I'm literally gonna be

0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:35.480
<v Speaker 2>like trying to be like fake nice.

0:29:35.320 --> 0:29:36.840
<v Speaker 3>And be like, oh my god, like let me do

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:39.040
<v Speaker 3>a hair mask for you, like you're like, it's really

0:29:39.080 --> 0:29:40.360
<v Speaker 3>good and put cement in their hair.

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna imagine next time I like want to hurt

0:29:43.000 --> 0:29:46.040
<v Speaker 1>someone's feelings, I'm gonna be like, oh, like, your wig

0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:47.000
<v Speaker 1>looks really nice.

0:29:49.800 --> 0:29:51.280
<v Speaker 3>Now you have to say that to like a man,

0:29:52.400 --> 0:29:52.800
<v Speaker 3>you know.

0:29:53.240 --> 0:29:57.239
<v Speaker 1>Casey says it to Josh and like the fucked up

0:29:57.240 --> 0:30:01.600
<v Speaker 1>thing is it is like like like Josh even admitted

0:30:01.680 --> 0:30:04.200
<v Speaker 1>like sometimes his hair looks like a wig and crazy.

0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:06.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like I'm gonna rip that fucking wig off of

0:30:06.320 --> 0:30:13.120
<v Speaker 1>your head and like it's just crazy. This, however, not

0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:14.360
<v Speaker 1>a wig. I don't know.

0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:16.440
<v Speaker 3>I never said it was. It doesn't even look like

0:30:16.480 --> 0:30:17.360
<v Speaker 3>a wig. It looks really good.

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:19.680
<v Speaker 1>People are asking in the comments that can feel it

0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:23.040
<v Speaker 1>like that's not a that's not your hair. No, I

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:27.000
<v Speaker 1>got botched, you're wait. I literally I got flute out

0:30:27.000 --> 0:30:30.880
<v Speaker 1>to Istanbul and this is what happened. They fucking plugged

0:30:30.920 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 1>out every one of my hairs.

0:30:32.640 --> 0:30:34.640
<v Speaker 3>And replaced it with more plastic.

0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:39.960
<v Speaker 1>They replaced my hair the way that I was like, wait,

0:30:40.000 --> 0:30:41.320
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of a good idea.

0:30:41.440 --> 0:30:43.720
<v Speaker 3>As a hallowigs are made of plastic.

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, like, like.

0:30:47.680 --> 0:30:49.800
<v Speaker 3>Your hair has really fast as you sit here.

0:30:49.920 --> 0:30:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's actually crazy. It's a problem. Plastic hair plugs

0:30:55.600 --> 0:30:58.160
<v Speaker 1>you put like you you know how their hair transplants work.

0:30:58.280 --> 0:31:01.240
<v Speaker 1>You put instead of putting real hair, plastic hair that

0:31:01.360 --> 0:31:02.560
<v Speaker 1>stays the same length forever.

0:31:02.760 --> 0:31:05.080
<v Speaker 2>That sounds like it would literally deteriorate your poor and

0:31:05.080 --> 0:31:07.720
<v Speaker 2>you would like pass away from like microplastics.

0:31:08.720 --> 0:31:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I have microplastics in my balls. Whether there's microp you.

0:31:12.520 --> 0:31:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Had your microplastics and oils for the day.

0:31:16.440 --> 0:31:21.240
<v Speaker 1>My belly hurts all into the microplastics and oils made

0:31:21.240 --> 0:31:22.000
<v Speaker 1>belly hurts.

0:31:22.920 --> 0:31:25.520
<v Speaker 3>That literally me, that's why my stomach always hurts.

0:31:26.520 --> 0:31:26.680
<v Speaker 4>Fun.

0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:31.600
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say something and I really forgot my

0:31:31.920 --> 0:31:42.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's gone. I'm sitting here acting like

0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:43.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking.

0:31:42.840 --> 0:31:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Like I did that all the time, and I like

0:31:45.920 --> 0:31:48.520
<v Speaker 1>when I like haven't added anything to the conversation in

0:31:48.560 --> 0:31:50.320
<v Speaker 1>a long time, I'm like, oh, I forgot what I

0:31:50.400 --> 0:31:52.520
<v Speaker 1>was saying. I was gonna say something. I was gonna

0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:54.120
<v Speaker 1>say that funk, I was gonna say something.

0:31:54.440 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 3>And then I'm like, like, what was I gonna say?

0:31:57.600 --> 0:31:58.560
<v Speaker 1>What was I gonna say?

0:31:59.040 --> 0:32:01.600
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say so, but I literally just closed

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 2>my eyes and looked here and immediately forgot why I

0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:06.800
<v Speaker 2>closed my eyes, and I started feeling my like crease

0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:08.000
<v Speaker 2>in my eyeball, and I was like, dude, I can't

0:32:08.000 --> 0:32:08.600
<v Speaker 2>believe there's.

0:32:08.440 --> 0:32:10.200
<v Speaker 3>Like eyeballs in the hair, Like that's literally where my

0:32:10.200 --> 0:32:10.640
<v Speaker 3>brain was.

0:32:10.680 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I wonder if I could push my

0:32:12.760 --> 0:32:15.400
<v Speaker 2>fingers into the crease of my eyeballs and get between there.

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:18.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you definitely could, but you'd lose your eyes.

0:32:19.720 --> 0:32:20.720
<v Speaker 3>I don't need them.

0:32:21.000 --> 0:32:23.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't need them because I've seen everything I need

0:32:23.040 --> 0:32:27.560
<v Speaker 2>to see because I saw you, and then I was like,

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:29.680
<v Speaker 2>I never want to see anything like.

0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:31.480
<v Speaker 3>That ever again. Take my eyes.

0:32:32.600 --> 0:32:33.800
<v Speaker 5>They fur my eyes.

0:32:35.560 --> 0:32:39.840
<v Speaker 1>The killers, the killers, literally serving the killer.

0:32:39.960 --> 0:32:41.040
<v Speaker 3>Why are we going through?

0:32:41.080 --> 0:32:42.720
<v Speaker 1>They were actually the killers?

0:32:42.760 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 3>We're going through the hills.

0:32:43.640 --> 0:32:47.280
<v Speaker 2>And we swore we fucking saw the house from once

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 2>upon a time in Hollywood, and we went into this

0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:51.200
<v Speaker 2>cold a sack and I just did a turn and

0:32:51.240 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 2>then sat on the street while we tried to figure

0:32:53.120 --> 0:32:53.440
<v Speaker 2>it out.

0:32:53.760 --> 0:32:55.720
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, we look like murderers.

0:32:55.840 --> 0:32:58.240
<v Speaker 1>We looked like the killers the entire time. We felt

0:32:58.320 --> 0:32:59.960
<v Speaker 1>like I was on killer mode.

0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:01.760
<v Speaker 3>I am the killers.

0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Huh, what what.

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:05.400
<v Speaker 3>Did you say?

0:33:05.680 --> 0:33:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I didn't say anything?

0:33:06.720 --> 0:33:10.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, And just because I got worried something.

0:33:12.560 --> 0:33:15.960
<v Speaker 4>He said he killed a person. I heard it the

0:33:16.000 --> 0:33:16.720
<v Speaker 4>headphones on.

0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:20.600
<v Speaker 3>Your birth You're going to prison next nothing. I'm not kidding,

0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:22.920
<v Speaker 3>it's going to be me.

0:33:23.040 --> 0:33:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Next time. It's going to be me. It's going to

0:33:27.280 --> 0:33:28.680
<v Speaker 1>be me on about in the middle of the ocean.

0:33:29.960 --> 0:33:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Nothing beats the fear of like waking up and genuinely

0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:34.880
<v Speaker 2>being like concerned that you killed someone.

0:33:34.920 --> 0:33:37.600
<v Speaker 3>I've had so many dreams. No, I've had so many.

0:33:37.520 --> 0:33:41.240
<v Speaker 1>Dreams where there's so many things that beat that. No,

0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:42.960
<v Speaker 1>because I've never experienced that.

0:33:43.080 --> 0:33:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Dude, if you've ever had like a very realistic dream

0:33:45.680 --> 0:33:48.800
<v Speaker 2>where you like committed a crime or like did something crazy,

0:33:49.040 --> 0:33:51.560
<v Speaker 2>and then you wake up and you it like you

0:33:51.600 --> 0:33:53.840
<v Speaker 2>know when you like I'm trying to think, so say

0:33:53.960 --> 0:33:56.200
<v Speaker 2>something bad to happen to me today, and I'm like

0:33:56.280 --> 0:33:57.560
<v Speaker 2>really sad about it.

0:33:57.560 --> 0:33:59.320
<v Speaker 3>It's like, Okay, I just want to go to sleep

0:33:59.360 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 3>and get it over.

0:34:00.120 --> 0:34:02.040
<v Speaker 2>But you know that the next day, the worst feeling

0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:03.360
<v Speaker 2>is going to be like when you wake up and

0:34:03.400 --> 0:34:05.880
<v Speaker 2>you're like that was real and that sad thing happened,

0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:08.239
<v Speaker 2>and like I'm still in this reality where it happened.

0:34:08.600 --> 0:34:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I have my dead brother and grandpa and bug.

0:34:14.040 --> 0:34:16.719
<v Speaker 1>The next morning, after waking up after finding out they

0:34:16.760 --> 0:34:19.560
<v Speaker 1>were all dead. Was the harshest reality of my head.

0:34:19.600 --> 0:34:21.359
<v Speaker 3>You painted like it was a triple like.

0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:25.840
<v Speaker 1>The harshest reality of my life. I woke up the

0:34:25.840 --> 0:34:27.640
<v Speaker 1>next morning and I didn't know what to do with myself.

0:34:29.239 --> 0:34:32.640
<v Speaker 1>You played Fortnight, I popped on the Fortnite and color

0:34:33.239 --> 0:34:35.879
<v Speaker 1>like nothing was wrong. That's what when when you get

0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:38.560
<v Speaker 1>onto me for playing video games, it's kind of fucked

0:34:38.640 --> 0:34:41.160
<v Speaker 1>up because that's me repressing all.

0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:42.799
<v Speaker 3>Of this tuf I'm not getting on you. I'm just

0:34:42.840 --> 0:34:46.240
<v Speaker 3>speaking a fact and you're you're reading it wrong.

0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:51.279
<v Speaker 1>Does it frustrate you a little bit when I'm playing

0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:52.719
<v Speaker 1>my video games just a little bit?

0:34:52.960 --> 0:34:53.400
<v Speaker 3>Literally?

0:34:53.560 --> 0:34:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Not Have you ever been like brother, like we have

0:34:56.120 --> 0:34:56.640
<v Speaker 1>shit to do?

0:34:58.040 --> 0:35:02.560
<v Speaker 3>No? Because, if anything, I'm the one who avoids work heavier.

0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:06.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, bro, I like I something in this morning.

0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:10.040
<v Speaker 1>You like to Yeah, no, no, no, okay. So there's two instances.

0:35:10.440 --> 0:35:14.719
<v Speaker 1>So we had a early call time. We had to

0:35:14.760 --> 0:35:17.640
<v Speaker 1>be on this set. We had to be on this

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:20.239
<v Speaker 1>set like no big deal, don't worry about it, like

0:35:20.360 --> 0:35:22.919
<v Speaker 1>it's top secret information. You'll probably hear about it within

0:35:22.920 --> 0:35:25.240
<v Speaker 1>the week or something. But it's big things are coming,

0:35:25.360 --> 0:35:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Big things are coming. We had to be on set

0:35:28.320 --> 0:35:29.520
<v Speaker 1>like early call time.

0:35:29.719 --> 0:35:31.680
<v Speaker 3>You're like going on and on and on.

0:35:31.960 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 1>But there were two call times on the call shoot

0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:37.960
<v Speaker 1>that we were sent. There was one at eleven thirty

0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:41.520
<v Speaker 1>and one at noon. And I took the liberty of

0:35:41.560 --> 0:35:43.840
<v Speaker 1>telling Enya that call time was at eleven because I

0:35:43.920 --> 0:35:46.080
<v Speaker 1>knew if I said that, we would have gotten there

0:35:46.160 --> 0:35:51.760
<v Speaker 1>at noon, because Enya's late to everything. And I played

0:35:51.800 --> 0:35:53.239
<v Speaker 1>a little mind game with you this morning.

0:35:53.280 --> 0:35:55.480
<v Speaker 2>You know what's funny is the way you read being

0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:57.920
<v Speaker 2>late is different from me, because I read us being

0:35:58.000 --> 0:36:00.879
<v Speaker 2>late together like late to the party, like Casey Musk,

0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:04.200
<v Speaker 2>and you read it, you read it so foul, but

0:36:04.320 --> 0:36:06.440
<v Speaker 2>like my thing is like it doesn't matter where I'm

0:36:06.480 --> 0:36:06.879
<v Speaker 2>going if.

0:36:06.760 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm late and I'm with my bay like I'm good,

0:36:09.280 --> 0:36:09.919
<v Speaker 3>and you you.

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Read it in this very awful way with you, Oh Mo,

0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:16.600
<v Speaker 2>need to crab in.

0:36:16.640 --> 0:36:19.000
<v Speaker 3>You're just a body of two.

0:36:20.960 --> 0:36:24.799
<v Speaker 1>And then this morning I took the liberty to Kay

0:36:25.000 --> 0:36:26.480
<v Speaker 1>was looking at us and he was like he was

0:36:26.560 --> 0:36:29.120
<v Speaker 1>kind of putting his entire existence. He was like, these

0:36:29.560 --> 0:36:31.920
<v Speaker 1>these people I work with, these people like this is

0:36:31.920 --> 0:36:33.280
<v Speaker 1>in these don't look like people.

0:36:34.160 --> 0:36:37.120
<v Speaker 2>Next two three years of your career with like I

0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:38.280
<v Speaker 2>slid in his eyes.

0:36:38.320 --> 0:36:42.759
<v Speaker 1>He was like, wait, I made a mistake, but this

0:36:42.880 --> 0:36:45.799
<v Speaker 1>morning I took the liberty to put a little pep

0:36:45.840 --> 0:36:49.000
<v Speaker 1>in your step to I attacked your pride, That's what

0:36:49.040 --> 0:36:49.319
<v Speaker 1>I did.

0:36:49.480 --> 0:36:51.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm like, bitch, I'm gonna slap you in the I.

0:36:51.560 --> 0:36:55.080
<v Speaker 1>Attacked your pride and I and I'm sorry. I do apologize.

0:36:55.840 --> 0:37:00.319
<v Speaker 1>But Enya at nine fifty something was still in bed

0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:02.239
<v Speaker 1>and I walked into her room and I was like, girl, like,

0:37:02.760 --> 0:37:04.960
<v Speaker 1>we're shooting at ten thirty this morning, Like we gotta go,

0:37:05.000 --> 0:37:07.880
<v Speaker 1>we gotta get going. And then she was like, I

0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 1>don't even have to I don't have to do anything.

0:37:09.160 --> 0:37:10.239
<v Speaker 1>All I have to do is put on clothes. And

0:37:10.280 --> 0:37:12.560
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I mean we're probably going to be

0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:15.279
<v Speaker 1>shooting at eleven, like no big deal. And I just

0:37:15.360 --> 0:37:17.000
<v Speaker 1>knew it would get under her skin enough to put

0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:18.799
<v Speaker 1>a little pep in her steps so then she'd be

0:37:18.840 --> 0:37:20.839
<v Speaker 1>ready by ten thirty so she could say I told

0:37:20.840 --> 0:37:23.600
<v Speaker 1>you so. And she did not do any of.

0:37:23.560 --> 0:37:28.200
<v Speaker 3>That, and yeah, you're not also ten thirty hit. Kai

0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:28.959
<v Speaker 3>wasn't at the door.

0:37:29.120 --> 0:37:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kai was late, Like everybody is late. That's the

0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:35.799
<v Speaker 1>thing is Kai is late a lot. And we put

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:36.279
<v Speaker 1>up with it.

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:38.560
<v Speaker 3>Kay, you're a late bloomer. You still haven't hit puberty

0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:39.440
<v Speaker 3>yet too, right.

0:37:40.120 --> 0:37:44.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've hit puberty. I have. That was like it

0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:45.480
<v Speaker 4>was a while ago.

0:37:45.920 --> 0:37:47.279
<v Speaker 3>It was like twenty years ago.

0:37:47.800 --> 0:37:50.080
<v Speaker 1>You knew and you said that, you were like, fuck,

0:37:51.120 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 1>it's coming, it's coming.

0:37:54.800 --> 0:38:01.640
<v Speaker 3>It's really oh but yeah you read that, dacy to

0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:04.440
<v Speaker 3>come into my room, my fucking space.

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:08.759
<v Speaker 2>Of piece domicile and look at me and go it's

0:38:08.800 --> 0:38:13.839
<v Speaker 2>ten fifteen when it was nine to fifty five, as

0:38:13.880 --> 0:38:16.080
<v Speaker 2>if I like haven't looked at my phone all morning,

0:38:16.120 --> 0:38:17.319
<v Speaker 2>Like I just woke up and.

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Like sat there, like I have my ways of getting

0:38:19.880 --> 0:38:22.120
<v Speaker 1>people to do things that I want because everybody in

0:38:22.160 --> 0:38:25.239
<v Speaker 1>my life is a pawn and I use y'all as such.

0:38:25.719 --> 0:38:28.360
<v Speaker 3>You shouldn't be admitting that to the public like they're gonna.

0:38:28.360 --> 0:38:32.239
<v Speaker 1>I will sacrifice you if I have to, Like I'm

0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:35.480
<v Speaker 1>doing the podcast alone next week. On a boat in

0:38:35.520 --> 0:38:36.799
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the ocean.

0:38:38.719 --> 0:38:40.560
<v Speaker 3>You would not survive on a boat in the middle

0:38:40.560 --> 0:38:43.160
<v Speaker 3>of the ocean. You would have a freak out. You'll

0:38:43.200 --> 0:38:45.160
<v Speaker 3>see you'd have freak out, or we'd see that you've

0:38:45.200 --> 0:38:45.759
<v Speaker 3>posted like.

0:38:45.880 --> 0:38:48.439
<v Speaker 1>The water turns black at night. The water turns black

0:38:48.480 --> 0:38:52.879
<v Speaker 1>at night. No, yeah, me stranded on the jet ski

0:38:52.920 --> 0:38:53.760
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the ocean.

0:38:54.080 --> 0:38:55.120
<v Speaker 3>Still see me?

0:38:55.200 --> 0:38:58.759
<v Speaker 1>Look out you're like, No, you're still alive. Like I swear, Like,

0:38:59.280 --> 0:39:02.000
<v Speaker 1>this is y'all. Okay, See, this is y'all talking to

0:39:02.200 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 1>the police force. No, I swear, God shut that ship down.

0:39:11.320 --> 0:39:13.719
<v Speaker 3>To me, God has smile.

0:39:16.320 --> 0:39:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Yes, this is y'all talking to the police force. The

0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:22.520
<v Speaker 1>next day. Can I be he's he's alive. I swear.

0:39:22.640 --> 0:39:24.480
<v Speaker 3>Now, do you know how do let me be me?

0:39:24.600 --> 0:39:25.120
<v Speaker 3>Let me be me?

0:39:25.560 --> 0:39:29.359
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm you know where you're going. You're there. You're

0:39:29.440 --> 0:39:31.840
<v Speaker 1>the cop. You're the cop, bitch, you're the cops.

0:39:32.160 --> 0:39:33.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm not okay, if I know it's hello kitty.

0:39:34.560 --> 0:39:37.080
<v Speaker 1>Hello kitty literally does say a cap And that's the thing.

0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:37.959
<v Speaker 3>I am not a cop.

0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:41.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm the missing person's like the head of the Department

0:39:41.040 --> 0:39:41.800
<v Speaker 2>of Missing Persons.

0:39:41.840 --> 0:39:43.400
<v Speaker 1>That's why I am I And I'm you.

0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:52.200
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm the what I'm h p h e V

0:39:52.680 --> 0:39:54.719
<v Speaker 3>B person.

0:39:54.520 --> 0:40:02.080
<v Speaker 1>You're giving HPV yeah, ama virus. Okay you started off. No, no, sir, No,

0:40:02.200 --> 0:40:04.440
<v Speaker 1>I swear, I swear. I swear he's alive.

0:40:05.520 --> 0:40:07.840
<v Speaker 2>We can't find his body. You guys gave us like

0:40:07.880 --> 0:40:10.359
<v Speaker 2>the last ocation he saw him. We can't find the boat,

0:40:10.400 --> 0:40:12.960
<v Speaker 2>we can't find the body, Like I'm afraid he's gone.

0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:16.080
<v Speaker 1>No, look he's posted sixty three memes on his meme

0:40:16.080 --> 0:40:17.680
<v Speaker 1>account in the last four days.

0:40:17.800 --> 0:40:21.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh, we have no way to verifying that's him. We

0:40:22.040 --> 0:40:24.280
<v Speaker 3>have no way to verifying that's him.

0:40:24.320 --> 0:40:25.520
<v Speaker 1>And scene.

0:40:27.160 --> 0:40:29.640
<v Speaker 3>Where I would end, We would just give up. It'd

0:40:29.640 --> 0:40:30.200
<v Speaker 3>be like so.

0:40:30.239 --> 0:40:32.560
<v Speaker 1>True, That's what I would want to happen. I wouldn't

0:40:32.600 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 1>want you to dwell on me. I wouldn't want y'all

0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:37.400
<v Speaker 1>to be worried about me if I was missing. Just like,

0:40:37.440 --> 0:40:39.719
<v Speaker 1>go on with your life like I probably wanted to.

0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:42.319
<v Speaker 3>I literally will go on with my life.

0:40:42.360 --> 0:40:44.400
<v Speaker 2>People will be like damn, she's like really moving on

0:40:44.520 --> 0:40:47.200
<v Speaker 2>And I replace you on the podcast immediately, Like I

0:40:47.320 --> 0:40:49.239
<v Speaker 2>come back next week and it's just Josh sitting in

0:40:49.280 --> 0:40:51.320
<v Speaker 2>the air and be like keep going and say nothing

0:40:51.360 --> 0:40:53.560
<v Speaker 2>about it. Wow.

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:56.520
<v Speaker 3>I mean you get that you ask for you have

0:40:56.520 --> 0:40:57.319
<v Speaker 3>a friend who love you.

0:40:57.400 --> 0:41:01.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm like serious though about this death hoax thing.

0:41:02.560 --> 0:41:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I want to see how far No, this isn't asking.

0:41:05.719 --> 0:41:12.799
<v Speaker 3>For like really not, because then like your fucking mem Yeah,

0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:16.239
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna poor is gonna be like literally have a

0:41:16.239 --> 0:41:17.000
<v Speaker 3>heart attack.

0:41:16.800 --> 0:41:21.279
<v Speaker 1>Because dude, No, actually, I just want to I think

0:41:21.320 --> 0:41:21.960
<v Speaker 1>we could get it.

0:41:22.120 --> 0:41:25.839
<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is other ways to get attention you don't have.

0:41:25.960 --> 0:41:28.120
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't have to be I'm getting verified on IG

0:41:28.320 --> 0:41:31.040
<v Speaker 1>since they won't fucking verify me. I g I'm going

0:41:31.200 --> 0:41:33.279
<v Speaker 1>to blow up your server room if you don't verify me,

0:41:35.239 --> 0:41:41.319
<v Speaker 1>literally before before we get before we get into it.

0:41:42.320 --> 0:41:44.839
<v Speaker 1>What I'm going to do is I'm going to have

0:41:45.000 --> 0:41:48.160
<v Speaker 1>all of you guys started death hooks about me because

0:41:48.760 --> 0:41:53.319
<v Speaker 1>part of the verification process is you need to articles

0:41:53.600 --> 0:41:56.480
<v Speaker 1>written about you. Oh my wait, No, this is bad

0:41:56.480 --> 0:41:58.319
<v Speaker 1>because they can like shut down my IG for like

0:41:58.360 --> 0:41:59.040
<v Speaker 1>being a dead person.

0:41:59.200 --> 0:42:00.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're gonna put this thing where it's like this

0:42:00.840 --> 0:42:01.800
<v Speaker 3>is a memorial space.

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Do not do not do any of this. I'm still alive.

0:42:05.920 --> 0:42:08.239
<v Speaker 1>Do not start a deathos. But you have to get verified.

0:42:08.280 --> 0:42:10.040
<v Speaker 1>You have to have like two articles written about you.

0:42:10.760 --> 0:42:12.799
<v Speaker 2>Why don't you do something good? And then some maybe

0:42:12.800 --> 0:42:14.080
<v Speaker 2>someone will write something about you.

0:42:14.160 --> 0:42:16.040
<v Speaker 1>No one gives a funk about any of the good

0:42:16.040 --> 0:42:16.359
<v Speaker 1>I do.

0:42:17.520 --> 0:42:19.040
<v Speaker 3>So you're done being good.

0:42:19.160 --> 0:42:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm done.

0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:28.880
<v Speaker 3>It's me the joker Joka.

0:42:29.640 --> 0:42:33.400
<v Speaker 2>He sounds like someone illegally made a game about Batman

0:42:33.520 --> 0:42:35.400
<v Speaker 2>and they hired you to do the voice of the.

0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:39.640
<v Speaker 3>Jook that was like Harley Quinn and Joker Max.

0:42:39.719 --> 0:42:40.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what I'm going for.

0:42:41.000 --> 0:42:42.360
<v Speaker 3>It's like a new character.

0:42:42.600 --> 0:42:44.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like a thing that I've been working on.

0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:50.239
<v Speaker 1>Demmi Levado tweets there. Just once upon a time, Demi

0:42:50.320 --> 0:42:56.880
<v Speaker 1>Lovado tweeted I'm gonna put this airline on blast and

0:42:56.920 --> 0:42:57.880
<v Speaker 1>it was on nine eleven.

0:42:58.040 --> 0:42:58.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know.

0:42:58.800 --> 0:43:02.759
<v Speaker 2>It's just like all the times, like tweets just like

0:43:02.800 --> 0:43:05.279
<v Speaker 2>get made out of. Like this is why Twitter was

0:43:05.320 --> 0:43:07.560
<v Speaker 2>like so bad, because it was the one spot where

0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:11.360
<v Speaker 2>it was like it was it was like what's it

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:14.200
<v Speaker 2>called like favor to just say what was at the

0:43:14.200 --> 0:43:16.640
<v Speaker 2>top of your mind, Like that's how like that app worked,

0:43:16.719 --> 0:43:20.080
<v Speaker 2>and like no one should be saying publicly everything that's

0:43:20.080 --> 0:43:22.560
<v Speaker 2>at the top of their mind, and so many times

0:43:22.560 --> 0:43:25.760
<v Speaker 2>like it just like circles back and isn't good.

0:43:28.080 --> 0:43:28.640
<v Speaker 3>Are you okay?

0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:34.719
<v Speaker 1>True, I'm looking at my subjects the viewers.

0:43:34.800 --> 0:43:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's not like you don't have to go like this.

0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:44.359
<v Speaker 3>It's they're not like in a stake. Wait, we didn't

0:43:44.360 --> 0:43:44.840
<v Speaker 3>talk about that.

0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:47.360
<v Speaker 2>Also, one of the Monster Jam like guys was like

0:43:47.520 --> 0:43:50.759
<v Speaker 2>so into being a public figure, like he was like

0:43:50.960 --> 0:43:52.040
<v Speaker 2>he literally was like.

0:43:52.400 --> 0:43:54.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm so happy you guys are here, Like, thank you

0:43:54.200 --> 0:43:56.560
<v Speaker 3>guys for coming. And if you're excited, let me hear

0:43:56.680 --> 0:43:57.840
<v Speaker 3>you scream.

0:43:57.880 --> 0:44:00.480
<v Speaker 2>And he moved his hand like this, and I racked

0:44:00.520 --> 0:44:03.640
<v Speaker 2>the fuck up because he literally he felt like Michael

0:44:03.719 --> 0:44:06.359
<v Speaker 2>Jackson in that moment like that, he was like, this

0:44:06.440 --> 0:44:08.960
<v Speaker 2>stadium is going fucking crazy and it.

0:44:09.000 --> 0:44:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Was dead silent, like you could hear the dirt crumble.

0:44:12.400 --> 0:44:15.040
<v Speaker 3>Your left eye kind of looks a little swollen.

0:44:15.320 --> 0:44:17.200
<v Speaker 1>It hurts really fucking bad.

0:44:17.640 --> 0:44:21.960
<v Speaker 2>It looks like a do you see it dripping?

0:44:23.080 --> 0:44:23.239
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:44:23.280 --> 0:44:26.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't, Oh my god, And y'all, I'm sorry you

0:44:26.960 --> 0:44:27.880
<v Speaker 1>just called me ugly.

0:44:28.320 --> 0:44:30.640
<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't. Like, Okay, it doesn't look like that

0:44:30.719 --> 0:44:31.160
<v Speaker 3>as much.

0:44:31.200 --> 0:44:33.640
<v Speaker 2>But there was like a split second where it looked

0:44:33.640 --> 0:44:35.759
<v Speaker 2>a little swollen and it like concerned me.

0:44:36.200 --> 0:44:36.880
<v Speaker 3>But you're fine.

0:44:40.480 --> 0:44:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, yo, fuck you guys for letting me get

0:44:45.719 --> 0:44:48.239
<v Speaker 1>this haircut. I swear to god, I asked him. I

0:44:48.280 --> 0:44:51.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, I was like, bro, like should I just

0:44:51.040 --> 0:44:53.160
<v Speaker 1>go short and just cut it off? Get the James

0:44:53.239 --> 0:44:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Charles look that, you know, the infamous like James Charles

0:44:55.840 --> 0:44:57.640
<v Speaker 1>mullet look that he is going on in Chickok and

0:44:57.680 --> 0:45:00.480
<v Speaker 1>y'all were all like, run it, run it shit, and

0:45:00.520 --> 0:45:01.600
<v Speaker 1>they fucked me up.

0:45:01.680 --> 0:45:03.920
<v Speaker 3>And it looks good. No, it looks good. It looks

0:45:03.960 --> 0:45:06.479
<v Speaker 3>really good. Actually, it's just you're not used to seeing

0:45:06.480 --> 0:45:08.880
<v Speaker 3>yourself like that. Yes, it does.

0:45:11.239 --> 0:45:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Look at me in the eyes and tell me it

0:45:12.440 --> 0:45:13.200
<v Speaker 1>looks good.

0:45:13.760 --> 0:45:14.439
<v Speaker 3>It looks good.

0:45:14.600 --> 0:45:17.640
<v Speaker 1>No, into my eyes, not through my eyes. Look at

0:45:17.640 --> 0:45:22.680
<v Speaker 1>me in my eyes and it looks good. Kai, look

0:45:22.680 --> 0:45:26.280
<v Speaker 1>at me in my eyes and tell me it looks good.

0:45:27.560 --> 0:45:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Into my eyes.

0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:30.799
<v Speaker 4>It looks good.

0:45:32.040 --> 0:45:40.319
<v Speaker 3>It looks awesome. It's the best. Harut. Fuck, why are

0:45:40.360 --> 0:45:41.239
<v Speaker 3>you pulling it?

0:45:44.040 --> 0:45:51.040
<v Speaker 6>I like the pain, but dude, the weekend tweeting let's go,

0:45:54.520 --> 0:45:55.080
<v Speaker 6>let's go.

0:45:56.960 --> 0:46:00.799
<v Speaker 1>And then literally Russia is actively invade in Ukraine in

0:46:00.880 --> 0:46:04.879
<v Speaker 1>that moment, and then his next tweet is actually, guys,

0:46:04.920 --> 0:46:07.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, Like I just saw the news.

0:46:07.200 --> 0:46:09.800
<v Speaker 3>Because there was literally the night everything started.

0:46:09.560 --> 0:46:12.880
<v Speaker 1>Like I just saw the news, Like yeah, I didn't

0:46:12.920 --> 0:46:16.160
<v Speaker 1>mean like let's go to Russian in Ukraine.

0:46:16.440 --> 0:46:19.080
<v Speaker 3>Like it just is so funny. Also because like the

0:46:19.120 --> 0:46:20.160
<v Speaker 3>tweet is still.

0:46:20.040 --> 0:46:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Up, they're like let's go, saying let's go because he

0:46:23.840 --> 0:46:24.399
<v Speaker 1>has like new.

0:46:24.360 --> 0:46:27.160
<v Speaker 3>Music and a single or something coming out the next.

0:46:27.040 --> 0:46:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Day, and it's just I just love like tweet mishaps

0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:40.719
<v Speaker 1>where it's just like, yeah, there's gotta be more.

0:46:42.040 --> 0:46:42.760
<v Speaker 3>To the world.

0:46:43.000 --> 0:46:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's gotta be more to this life. You know

0:46:45.440 --> 0:46:46.000
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying.

0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:50.040
<v Speaker 3>That's literally Aladdin. He has like a song about that

0:46:50.840 --> 0:46:54.000
<v Speaker 3>in Aladdin. Aladdin was my favorite Disney movie.

0:46:54.440 --> 0:46:56.239
<v Speaker 1>That shit sucks, No.

0:46:56.320 --> 0:47:00.040
<v Speaker 3>Jasmine Sirs Robin Willie, Yeah, voice, did you.

0:47:01.520 --> 0:47:02.560
<v Speaker 4>Be whack?

0:47:03.680 --> 0:47:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Next next Disney movie Monsters Zinc and is yeah Monster

0:47:12.400 --> 0:47:16.360
<v Speaker 1>z Inc and uh finding Nemo are coming to say hello?

0:47:19.360 --> 0:47:26.680
<v Speaker 3>What like sometimes I don't think you do that on

0:47:25.560 --> 0:47:28.440
<v Speaker 3>for that was where was that going?

0:47:28.520 --> 0:47:31.000
<v Speaker 2>You just shut me down and then took us a

0:47:31.080 --> 0:47:33.839
<v Speaker 2>moment of silence, and then Monsters and Demo were coming

0:47:33.840 --> 0:47:35.640
<v Speaker 2>to visit Like.

0:47:36.120 --> 0:47:38.279
<v Speaker 1>No, I meant like they're coming to say hi. I

0:47:38.440 --> 0:47:44.360
<v Speaker 1>like like has something to say.

0:47:45.440 --> 0:47:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Threads where it was like eight eight why don't you

0:47:49.320 --> 0:47:52.840
<v Speaker 2>get sacks to like to girls who deserve it? And

0:47:52.880 --> 0:47:55.280
<v Speaker 2>it's like a picture like the two most random pictures

0:47:55.320 --> 0:47:55.799
<v Speaker 2>ever and.

0:47:55.760 --> 0:48:00.720
<v Speaker 1>Then it's a thread Sunflowers. It's like, uh, you four

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:06.280
<v Speaker 1>be a job or whatever. The big comeback tweets.

0:48:06.280 --> 0:48:10.640
<v Speaker 2>Drew tried to read a joke about euphoria the other day,

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:13.799
<v Speaker 2>and it was like euphoria, this euphoria that.

0:48:13.920 --> 0:48:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Like why don't you fourr job?

0:48:16.800 --> 0:48:18.239
<v Speaker 3>No, I always a little.

0:48:18.200 --> 0:48:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you start start looking for your job?

0:48:22.120 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what it was.

0:48:23.239 --> 0:48:25.360
<v Speaker 2>And the way Drew run it was like he was

0:48:25.400 --> 0:48:27.440
<v Speaker 2>like you four hear this Upori that why don't you

0:48:27.480 --> 0:48:35.120
<v Speaker 2>go why don't you go looking looking for four your job?

0:48:35.880 --> 0:48:38.120
<v Speaker 3>And he like he was not doing it in like

0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:39.640
<v Speaker 3>a way because.

0:48:39.360 --> 0:48:41.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm a literate not really. Yeah, let's make fun of

0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:42.359
<v Speaker 1>me because I never learned how to read.

0:48:42.760 --> 0:48:44.280
<v Speaker 3>Well, you're like twenty five.

0:48:44.440 --> 0:48:47.799
<v Speaker 1>You learned, bitch. I'm six fucking teen today. I'm six

0:48:47.840 --> 0:48:53.239
<v Speaker 1>fucking teen, bitch, and I'm learning. I'm gonna fucking get

0:48:53.239 --> 0:48:56.600
<v Speaker 1>in my car for the first time and run your

0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:59.279
<v Speaker 1>ass over. You're gonna be my first victim. That's the thing.

0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:01.279
<v Speaker 1>When I get my life since like it's over, Like

0:49:01.360 --> 0:49:06.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm taking souls, like I'm gonna run people over. I

0:49:06.320 --> 0:49:06.759
<v Speaker 1>don't care.

0:49:09.200 --> 0:49:09.680
<v Speaker 4>That's the thing.

0:49:09.960 --> 0:49:13.319
<v Speaker 2>You're You're not sixteen, You're not sixteen. You're like you're

0:49:13.360 --> 0:49:18.359
<v Speaker 2>just not You're twenty four today. You were twenty four.

0:49:18.560 --> 0:49:21.200
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm serious. We're cutting that out. We're not We're

0:49:21.239 --> 0:49:23.279
<v Speaker 1>not saying that you're we're not saying that.

0:49:23.239 --> 0:49:25.360
<v Speaker 3>You're not sixteen. You're just you're an adult. You're a

0:49:25.400 --> 0:49:27.120
<v Speaker 3>grown ass adult and you've been an adult for a

0:49:27.200 --> 0:49:27.799
<v Speaker 3>very long time.

0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:30.800
<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no.

0:49:30.640 --> 0:49:33.120
<v Speaker 3>No, dude, you can't. Are you actually trying to convince

0:49:33.120 --> 0:49:36.000
<v Speaker 3>yourself you're sixteen, because I'm not like, you're not sixteen, bitch.

0:49:36.040 --> 0:49:40.759
<v Speaker 1>I look sixteen. Look at me, you.

0:49:40.880 --> 0:49:45.040
<v Speaker 2>Look sixteen years if you've been in prison for sixteen years,

0:49:46.480 --> 0:49:50.360
<v Speaker 2>given sixteen, you've been incarcerated for sixteen I'm.

0:49:50.239 --> 0:49:53.120
<v Speaker 1>Look giving Virgin Suicides recently.

0:49:55.719 --> 0:50:00.239
<v Speaker 7>Like in a like youthful way, like, yeah, you do

0:50:00.360 --> 0:50:03.719
<v Speaker 7>look like the what's his name, uh, the main guy

0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:10.120
<v Speaker 7>from uh Virgin Suicides, the one who smokes weed and bones.

0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:14.520
<v Speaker 1>That sounds like me though, that does sound a lot

0:50:14.600 --> 0:50:14.840
<v Speaker 1>like me.

0:50:15.000 --> 0:50:17.080
<v Speaker 3>That does sound like you. But you're sixteen. You haven't

0:50:17.120 --> 0:50:18.640
<v Speaker 3>smoked weed yet.

0:50:19.200 --> 0:50:19.919
<v Speaker 1>I smoke weed.

0:50:20.480 --> 0:50:24.759
<v Speaker 3>I that's not legal, and I'm gonna I'm actually gonna

0:50:24.760 --> 0:50:25.520
<v Speaker 3>have to tell somebody.

0:50:26.400 --> 0:50:28.960
<v Speaker 1>I get on the golf cart, get a blow torch,

0:50:29.239 --> 0:50:31.839
<v Speaker 1>roll up a little blunt, and I smoke that ship

0:50:31.880 --> 0:50:34.399
<v Speaker 1>on the golf course and then.

0:50:34.320 --> 0:50:36.280
<v Speaker 3>You drive back and knee rated.

0:50:36.440 --> 0:50:36.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:50:37.560 --> 0:50:40.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then I take a couple of shots when

0:50:40.360 --> 0:50:41.160
<v Speaker 1>I get home.

0:50:42.040 --> 0:50:43.640
<v Speaker 3>To put you to sleep or like to get the

0:50:43.840 --> 0:50:44.160
<v Speaker 3>to just.

0:50:44.120 --> 0:50:49.399
<v Speaker 1>Balance me out. I'm so stressed. I'm growing up, yo.

0:50:49.680 --> 0:50:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Turning sixteen really like it like opened me up to

0:50:54.080 --> 0:50:56.760
<v Speaker 1>the world, like in all the evils, Yeah.

0:50:56.600 --> 0:51:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Around you started you started to finally realize why you're

0:51:00.040 --> 0:51:01.040
<v Speaker 2>parents are so stressed.

0:51:01.120 --> 0:51:06.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just realized that, like we're just all humans,

0:51:06.120 --> 0:51:08.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, like and like our parents like they don't

0:51:09.000 --> 0:51:10.680
<v Speaker 1>know what the fuck is going on.

0:51:10.640 --> 0:51:13.000
<v Speaker 3>Ever, Yeah, no one, and all the adults in your life,

0:51:13.040 --> 0:51:13.840
<v Speaker 3>they're so lost.

0:51:13.960 --> 0:51:17.480
<v Speaker 1>And the thing is, we're all lost. We're all lost souls, and.

0:51:17.960 --> 0:51:20.720
<v Speaker 2>We're just like we're like this small, like like literally

0:51:20.760 --> 0:51:22.640
<v Speaker 2>like look between my fingers, Like you can't even see

0:51:22.640 --> 0:51:24.160
<v Speaker 2>the space between that, because that's how small.

0:51:24.160 --> 0:51:26.759
<v Speaker 1>Did you know? If you no matter how hard you

0:51:26.760 --> 0:51:30.360
<v Speaker 1>press your fingers together, they're never actually touching. There's always

0:51:30.360 --> 0:51:32.680
<v Speaker 1>a micro space in between it. And that's that's the

0:51:32.719 --> 0:51:36.200
<v Speaker 1>truth with literally everything you can't actually touch something with.

0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:41.279
<v Speaker 3>So I'm actually technically a virgin. I mean yes, by

0:51:41.480 --> 0:51:44.480
<v Speaker 3>that's I'm a virgin. Guys, I hope I lose my

0:51:44.560 --> 0:51:45.040
<v Speaker 3>virginity this.

0:51:45.200 --> 0:51:46.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm a born again virgin.

0:51:47.600 --> 0:51:50.480
<v Speaker 3>You're only sixteen. You are probably just a virgin.

0:51:50.560 --> 0:51:55.760
<v Speaker 5>I was a totso slag that's slash slag in middle school.

0:51:58.520 --> 0:51:58.759
<v Speaker 1>Dude.

0:51:58.760 --> 0:52:00.360
<v Speaker 3>The way your face moves when you do that is

0:52:00.360 --> 0:52:01.319
<v Speaker 3>like really fucked up.

0:52:01.760 --> 0:52:06.200
<v Speaker 1>It's all it's all like micro movements. It's like it's like,

0:52:08.719 --> 0:52:11.440
<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying, Like when I'm an actress.

0:52:10.920 --> 0:52:13.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at you and I like can't believe you're

0:52:13.600 --> 0:52:16.120
<v Speaker 2>a human, Like your body radiates heat.

0:52:16.200 --> 0:52:16.960
<v Speaker 3>You're like alive.

0:52:17.280 --> 0:52:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the truth. I look at you sometimes and

0:52:19.960 --> 0:52:23.160
<v Speaker 1>I think the same thing, and I have to look away.

0:52:23.200 --> 0:52:25.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Okay, this is getting too real because you're

0:52:25.320 --> 0:52:26.000
<v Speaker 1>actually I know, I.

0:52:26.000 --> 0:52:28.560
<v Speaker 3>Like can't break contact for me right now. It's freaking

0:52:28.600 --> 0:52:29.000
<v Speaker 3>me out.

0:52:31.040 --> 0:52:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I see you. You know what I'm saying, Like, I

0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:37.399
<v Speaker 1>see you. It's still the year of realizing things. It's

0:52:37.440 --> 0:52:38.000
<v Speaker 1>still the year.

0:52:38.239 --> 0:52:40.880
<v Speaker 3>It's been the year of realizing things since twenty sixteen.

0:52:43.120 --> 0:52:44.200
<v Speaker 3>We haven't had another.

0:52:44.360 --> 0:52:46.400
<v Speaker 1>It's been the year realizing things since I was like,

0:52:46.440 --> 0:52:48.879
<v Speaker 1>what like ten years old?

0:52:55.239 --> 0:52:55.439
<v Speaker 4>Wait?

0:52:55.440 --> 0:52:56.160
<v Speaker 1>When was I born?

0:52:56.280 --> 0:52:59.040
<v Speaker 3>What you you know your birth year?

0:52:59.360 --> 0:53:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh, because I was ninety seven. I was high as

0:53:02.120 --> 0:53:06.040
<v Speaker 1>fuck when you were born? No, like nine, ten eleven.

0:53:06.400 --> 0:53:08.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh, so you just are forgetting things at a rapid rate.

0:53:08.960 --> 0:53:10.520
<v Speaker 1>No, Actually, what year was I born in?

0:53:11.400 --> 0:53:13.360
<v Speaker 3>Why are you looking up what year you were born?

0:53:13.440 --> 0:53:14.840
<v Speaker 3>Today's literally your birthday?

0:53:15.200 --> 0:53:16.000
<v Speaker 4>Fuck? Okay?

0:53:16.040 --> 0:53:32.120
<v Speaker 1>Four twenty six, two thousand and two thousand and six, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.

0:53:32.400 --> 0:53:36.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, two thousand and six, okay.

0:53:36.200 --> 0:53:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Can you can you fact check that?

0:53:37.520 --> 0:53:38.239
<v Speaker 4>Two thousand and six?

0:53:38.880 --> 0:53:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeh, damn six baby, damn. Sixteen year olds are fucking

0:53:46.880 --> 0:53:49.239
<v Speaker 1>babies from six or sixteen?

0:53:51.280 --> 0:53:51.360
<v Speaker 4>You?

0:53:51.440 --> 0:53:52.359
<v Speaker 3>What did you just say?

0:53:52.400 --> 0:53:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Because I thought you were going to say a sentence,

0:53:54.040 --> 0:53:55.160
<v Speaker 2>and I tried to like help.

0:53:55.000 --> 0:53:55.520
<v Speaker 3>You finish it.

0:53:55.800 --> 0:53:57.319
<v Speaker 1>You did, you finished my thought?

0:53:57.680 --> 0:54:00.520
<v Speaker 2>But why did you elongate the sentence myself saying our

0:54:00.600 --> 0:54:02.800
<v Speaker 2>sixteen Okay, that's it, that's.

0:54:02.640 --> 0:54:03.959
<v Speaker 4>It, girl.

0:54:04.040 --> 0:54:06.280
<v Speaker 1>We haven't even been on for thirty minutes?

0:54:06.360 --> 0:54:06.480
<v Speaker 4>Kay?

0:54:06.560 --> 0:54:07.160
<v Speaker 1>What we were?

0:54:06.960 --> 0:54:07.000
<v Speaker 4>What?

0:54:07.160 --> 0:54:08.799
<v Speaker 3>We don't fucking green me out like that.

0:54:08.880 --> 0:54:11.320
<v Speaker 2>If we've been talking for only like twenty minutes, I

0:54:11.360 --> 0:54:15.040
<v Speaker 2>would actually pass away, Kai, don't throw up, go to

0:54:15.080 --> 0:54:15.880
<v Speaker 2>the fucking bathroom.

0:54:16.120 --> 0:54:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay, how long have we been on?

0:54:19.120 --> 0:54:20.240
<v Speaker 4>Fifty five minutes?

0:54:21.640 --> 0:54:24.600
<v Speaker 3>Ah?

0:54:25.040 --> 0:54:29.759
<v Speaker 1>Damn? So we started right at eleven. Yeah, make wish

0:54:29.760 --> 0:54:30.399
<v Speaker 1>it's eleven eleven.

0:54:30.480 --> 0:54:31.479
<v Speaker 3>Make a wish it's eleven eleven.

0:54:31.520 --> 0:54:33.560
<v Speaker 1>To make a wish, it's literally eleven fifty five.

0:54:35.280 --> 0:54:36.480
<v Speaker 3>It's no, it's eleven eleven.

0:54:36.760 --> 0:54:39.879
<v Speaker 1>You were actually fucking freaking out.

0:54:40.480 --> 0:54:41.160
<v Speaker 3>Don't believe me?

0:54:41.680 --> 0:54:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Hmmm, one day I'm going to say something so serious

0:54:44.640 --> 0:54:45.480
<v Speaker 2>and no one's gonna believe me.

0:54:45.520 --> 0:54:48.680
<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be too late. It's gonna be way too late.

0:54:48.840 --> 0:54:50.920
<v Speaker 1>What are you insinuating? I don't know.

0:54:51.640 --> 0:54:54.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm insinuating that you should start believing in me.

0:54:54.960 --> 0:54:56.399
<v Speaker 1>That's me every fucking day.

0:54:56.440 --> 0:54:58.759
<v Speaker 3>To both of y'all, you're a fucking chronological liar and

0:54:58.800 --> 0:54:59.480
<v Speaker 3>you're going to hell.

0:55:01.239 --> 0:55:03.439
<v Speaker 1>Chronological liar, dude.

0:55:03.480 --> 0:55:05.359
<v Speaker 2>As I said, I was like, this is the wrong word,

0:55:05.400 --> 0:55:07.000
<v Speaker 2>and they're gonna say something.

0:55:07.120 --> 0:55:10.080
<v Speaker 1>Like chronological liar. I am, so I lie in order

0:55:13.800 --> 0:55:15.160
<v Speaker 1>I lie in order to get my.

0:55:15.080 --> 0:55:17.280
<v Speaker 3>Way, that you lie in order to survive.

0:55:17.480 --> 0:55:21.440
<v Speaker 1>So see, if y'all, if y'all actually had sympathy for

0:55:21.560 --> 0:55:25.239
<v Speaker 1>me in my little white lies, like you would be

0:55:25.280 --> 0:55:28.000
<v Speaker 1>able to read beneath the surface and see that I

0:55:28.080 --> 0:55:32.560
<v Speaker 1>have to lie based off childhood traumas. Oh see see

0:55:32.560 --> 0:55:36.759
<v Speaker 1>now you're abusing. Sure, yeah, go ahead, I have to lie.

0:55:36.880 --> 0:55:38.040
<v Speaker 3>No, go ahead and keep pushing me.

0:55:39.640 --> 0:55:43.160
<v Speaker 2>You have no idea how close I am to the edge.

0:55:43.800 --> 0:55:45.760
<v Speaker 1>It's like that one meme where it's like, keep digging

0:55:45.800 --> 0:55:50.400
<v Speaker 1>you now, keep digging, hit the diamond if you stop

0:55:50.640 --> 0:55:53.440
<v Speaker 1>the way you just moved your arm I'm referencing.

0:55:53.600 --> 0:55:54.680
<v Speaker 3>Are you talking about minecraft?

0:55:54.680 --> 0:55:56.720
<v Speaker 4>I have no idea.

0:55:56.800 --> 0:56:00.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, yeah, it's like if you stop digging. Yeah,

0:56:00.480 --> 0:56:03.520
<v Speaker 1>but it's the complete opposite if you're cave diving. This

0:56:03.560 --> 0:56:06.160
<v Speaker 1>is just a little oh are you Are you saying.

0:56:06.000 --> 0:56:08.239
<v Speaker 2>When you're digging for diamonds, just when you think you're

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<v Speaker 2>like not about to like hit something.

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<v Speaker 1>There's one right on the other side. So just keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're in a cave, not keep going.

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<v Speaker 3>You should not keep going because you can get.

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<v Speaker 1>Very You're still going to get what.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that was the cave diving thing you

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<v Speaker 2>were going to say. There's so many Like I just

0:56:23.160 --> 0:56:24.719
<v Speaker 2>thought there were so many facts and like I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just no. If you're cave diving and you feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you're going the wrong way.

0:56:29.520 --> 0:56:31.240
<v Speaker 2>You have to turn around unless you have a rope

0:56:31.239 --> 0:56:33.080
<v Speaker 2>with you, because like it's very hard to get back

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<v Speaker 2>by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a rope, No, it's just turn around, go back

0:56:37.640 --> 0:56:42.120
<v Speaker 1>to where you came from, and get out of that

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<v Speaker 1>fucking cave. Get out of my cave.

0:56:52.480 --> 0:56:54.799
<v Speaker 3>Literally, you would you hang up with my parents this week?

0:56:56.320 --> 0:56:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Get out of my cave. Go back to where you

0:56:58.640 --> 0:56:59.280
<v Speaker 3>came from.

0:57:00.160 --> 0:57:03.160
<v Speaker 1>The referencing it's it's a reference to America.

0:57:04.960 --> 0:57:07.360
<v Speaker 2>My songs of this week, I think I've said literally

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<v Speaker 2>half of these already and I don't care. The first

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<v Speaker 2>one is The Room of Ancillary Dreams by Harold Budd

0:57:18.320 --> 0:57:21.280
<v Speaker 2>doesn't really matter Jenna Jackson, but it has to be

0:57:21.320 --> 0:57:24.000
<v Speaker 2>the Nutty Professor version with that cover.

0:57:24.400 --> 0:57:28.360
<v Speaker 3>And then I Would Die for You Prince and King

0:57:28.360 --> 0:57:29.120
<v Speaker 3>Florence is the Machine.

0:57:29.160 --> 0:57:30.920
<v Speaker 2>I think I've said literally all of those already, but

0:57:30.960 --> 0:57:33.320
<v Speaker 2>I literally don't care. I Would Die for You by

0:57:33.320 --> 0:57:34.840
<v Speaker 2>Prince is literally one of the best songs on the

0:57:34.880 --> 0:57:35.360
<v Speaker 2>planet Earth.

0:57:35.440 --> 0:57:36.200
<v Speaker 3>What were You doing?

0:57:36.680 --> 0:57:42.240
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely nothing? Okay, y'all to me is Camino del Sol

0:57:42.360 --> 0:57:48.479
<v Speaker 1>by Antenna Outside featuring Thug Yeat Yeat the New Yeat

0:57:48.520 --> 0:57:56.000
<v Speaker 1>album YEP, and Party featuring Andre three thousand, Beyonce iyeng

0:57:56.240 --> 0:58:03.480
<v Speaker 1>but a murderer and also for extra credit work, go

0:58:03.800 --> 0:58:05.600
<v Speaker 1>listen to Beyonce's coach.

0:58:06.800 --> 0:58:08.280
<v Speaker 3>That ship is so fucking good.

0:58:08.520 --> 0:58:11.840
<v Speaker 1>May I'm not joking, may be one of the best

0:58:12.320 --> 0:58:14.240
<v Speaker 1>live performances of our lifetime.

0:58:14.280 --> 0:58:16.120
<v Speaker 3>Beyonce is low key underrated as fuck.

0:58:16.400 --> 0:58:18.880
<v Speaker 1>Like I know the way that when you say that

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<v Speaker 1>as a joke, I genuinely believe that.

0:58:21.080 --> 0:58:24.000
<v Speaker 3>I genuinely think that now only because.

0:58:23.640 --> 0:58:27.040
<v Speaker 2>It's getting to the point where like are like stars

0:58:27.120 --> 0:58:30.080
<v Speaker 2>aren't like the girls stars now, Like the girls have

0:58:30.240 --> 0:58:32.760
<v Speaker 2>like doja cat and like do a lipa now, so

0:58:32.800 --> 0:58:36.200
<v Speaker 2>they've like moved on and our generation had Beyonce, Rihanna

0:58:36.240 --> 0:58:36.760
<v Speaker 2>and Nikki.

0:58:37.520 --> 0:58:43.120
<v Speaker 3>Uh there was someone else who's at the top of

0:58:43.160 --> 0:58:44.560
<v Speaker 3>my head, Oh, Lady Gregert.

0:58:45.120 --> 0:58:45.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:58:46.800 --> 0:58:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they'll forever be relevant, but they just won't be

0:58:51.600 --> 0:58:52.560
<v Speaker 1>what they were to us.

0:58:52.640 --> 0:58:55.760
<v Speaker 3>To them, Yeah, it's not like they're gin z. We

0:58:55.760 --> 0:58:57.440
<v Speaker 3>were watching their videos on MTV.

0:58:58.680 --> 0:59:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Wait listen to this. You're gonna emergency Intercom should start

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<v Speaker 1>its own country and we should all move.

0:59:04.800 --> 0:59:07.680
<v Speaker 3>That's any country like that's actually like not legal, Like

0:59:07.720 --> 0:59:08.720
<v Speaker 3>you can't, like we can't.

0:59:08.760 --> 0:59:13.880
<v Speaker 1>We could have like the squirt Squad City Town Center

0:59:14.520 --> 0:59:17.720
<v Speaker 1>and the Cream Team, the Cream Team.

0:59:17.600 --> 0:59:18.600
<v Speaker 3>The Cream Team Temple.

0:59:19.040 --> 0:59:23.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh see it's happening and we could like it's

0:59:23.280 --> 0:59:24.440
<v Speaker 1>like skater vibes.

0:59:26.080 --> 0:59:29.520
<v Speaker 5>We put railing on every stairs. We have like every

0:59:29.520 --> 0:59:32.040
<v Speaker 5>stairs and know of the little bumps to stop you

0:59:32.320 --> 0:59:39.840
<v Speaker 5>and uh like Sunflower Town, some Flower.

0:59:39.600 --> 0:59:42.080
<v Speaker 3>And that song is always playing in the circle in

0:59:42.120 --> 0:59:43.400
<v Speaker 3>the in Sunflower Circle.

0:59:44.360 --> 0:59:46.919
<v Speaker 1>We should start emergency in our comm Minecraft server.

0:59:47.960 --> 0:59:48.959
<v Speaker 3>I'm actually so down.

0:59:49.640 --> 0:59:51.120
<v Speaker 1>It was fun as fuck. I just need someone to

0:59:51.160 --> 0:59:52.480
<v Speaker 1>run it because I don't know how to do any

0:59:52.480 --> 0:59:55.080
<v Speaker 1>of that ship maybe young, But.

0:59:56.640 --> 0:59:59.600
<v Speaker 3>Do we have any movies? I haven't seen anything.

0:59:59.600 --> 1:00:03.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've been watching so much Futurama. That

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<v Speaker 1>show is a classic, like a literal class.

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<v Speaker 2>I refuse to watch it because of how much I

1:00:08.520 --> 1:00:10.360
<v Speaker 2>watched it as a kid, Like I'm not kidding, true,

1:00:10.400 --> 1:00:13.560
<v Speaker 2>I didn't watch like I rarely watched Family Guy or

1:00:13.600 --> 1:00:16.440
<v Speaker 2>like even South Park or anything. It was Futurama, and

1:00:16.480 --> 1:00:19.280
<v Speaker 2>that is where I thought it was okay to pick

1:00:19.360 --> 1:00:21.760
<v Speaker 2>up the very toxic trait of always talking about killing

1:00:21.800 --> 1:00:25.439
<v Speaker 2>myself from fucking bender is. I'm I'm genuinely like so sure,

1:00:25.480 --> 1:00:28.160
<v Speaker 2>that's where it came from because I watched that so

1:00:28.280 --> 1:00:30.440
<v Speaker 2>much in my youth that I thought.

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<v Speaker 3>Claiming my own death and suicide with the funniest thing ever.

1:00:33.160 --> 1:00:34.800
<v Speaker 3>I was like, you know what, I will do it.

1:00:34.800 --> 1:00:37.680
<v Speaker 1>It is like, actually the funniest thing ever. But I've

1:00:37.680 --> 1:00:41.720
<v Speaker 1>been watching so much Futurama and it holds up.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you turn off this camera and just make out

1:00:44.840 --> 1:00:48.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, keep going.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm sorry. I actually cut you off, like about Futurama.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm used to being like talked over.

1:00:53.800 --> 1:00:55.840
<v Speaker 3>You actually can't say that because motherfucker swear I do

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<v Speaker 3>that and.

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<v Speaker 1>They grew up in general like kaya talks over me.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I just haven't been heard recently, like I

1:01:03.080 --> 1:01:06.960
<v Speaker 1>haven't been like like people haven't been hearing me, and

1:01:07.200 --> 1:01:08.200
<v Speaker 1>I have to give If.

1:01:08.080 --> 1:01:10.680
<v Speaker 2>Someone could just make a compilations of all the times

1:01:10.800 --> 1:01:13.320
<v Speaker 2>I gave Drew the floor to say something and the

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<v Speaker 2>things he decided to say to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel I'm just cut off. I'm not referencing.

1:01:18.880 --> 1:01:21.200
<v Speaker 2>Actually I'm cutting you off because you're hello toxic for me,

1:01:21.320 --> 1:01:24.720
<v Speaker 2>and I'm cutting you off like I am cutting you.

1:01:24.800 --> 1:01:27.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm cutting you like James Charles cut that rib at

1:01:27.400 --> 1:01:28.160
<v Speaker 2>the Morphy opening.

1:01:29.760 --> 1:01:31.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm about to you like.

1:01:31.040 --> 1:01:34.840
<v Speaker 1>James Charles cut his pubes and gave himself raisor Barn.

1:01:39.760 --> 1:01:44.920
<v Speaker 3>The bumps. Yeah, I love you. I mean, I don't know.

1:01:45.880 --> 1:01:47.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm allowed to say that.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't think I have a Oh my god,

1:01:51.520 --> 1:01:52.800
<v Speaker 2>we're getting demonetized.

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<v Speaker 3>There goes your fucking chap. That's coming off of your chat.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, did we watch any movies?

1:02:02.600 --> 1:02:02.720
<v Speaker 2>No?

1:02:02.960 --> 1:02:07.640
<v Speaker 1>I just watched that Alpine Lakes documentary. There's literally icebergs

1:02:07.680 --> 1:02:10.680
<v Speaker 1>in lakes in the like Swiss Alps. It's like so random.

1:02:10.720 --> 1:02:12.920
<v Speaker 1>And then there's like this scene where these newts come out,

1:02:12.960 --> 1:02:16.080
<v Speaker 1>and I fucking love Newts. I think they're my new

1:02:16.240 --> 1:02:20.000
<v Speaker 1>like little pet obsessions. Also, I really badly want a

1:02:20.080 --> 1:02:22.959
<v Speaker 1>coral reef, and I think I'm gonna get into rare succulents.

1:02:23.360 --> 1:02:28.160
<v Speaker 1>That's just that's just all me, that's all media. Rare

1:02:28.240 --> 1:02:31.040
<v Speaker 1>succulents sound like a vibe.

1:02:32.480 --> 1:02:35.040
<v Speaker 2>I plan on doing nothing and taking a vow of silence,

1:02:35.080 --> 1:02:36.440
<v Speaker 2>and next week I'm not saying anything.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're not gonna be there next week.

1:02:38.920 --> 1:02:40.600
<v Speaker 3>Yes I am. Oh because you're gonna kill me.

1:02:41.120 --> 1:02:43.720
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, it's just gonna be. Oh well

1:02:43.720 --> 1:02:44.520
<v Speaker 1>maybe we'll see.

1:02:44.440 --> 1:02:45.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because why are you gonna I thought the whole

1:02:45.800 --> 1:02:47.320
<v Speaker 2>thing was you're gonna on the book because you killed us.

1:02:47.880 --> 1:02:49.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be escaping.

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<v Speaker 3>We still have not watched Being John Malkovich.

1:02:51.560 --> 1:02:52.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we lie.

1:02:52.680 --> 1:02:55.240
<v Speaker 3>Listen. We just teach you that in life you can't

1:02:55.280 --> 1:02:59.000
<v Speaker 3>expect anything from anybody because people you can't trust other people.

1:02:59.200 --> 1:03:03.440
<v Speaker 3>Just cut yourself off, lock yourself off, trust nobody. Oh

1:03:03.480 --> 1:03:06.800
<v Speaker 3>my god. Oh I'm so sorry for somewhere. Oh fuck you, guys.

1:03:06.840 --> 1:03:08.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm done. I'm actually no, I'm done.

1:03:08.880 --> 1:03:10.800
<v Speaker 1>Seriously, this ship's like over.

1:03:11.240 --> 1:03:14.600
<v Speaker 3>Thank you for watching. You guys are awesome, your star.

1:03:15.400 --> 1:03:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Your rosts to my heart. Okay, you heard that. You

1:03:22.360 --> 1:03:23.040
<v Speaker 1>heard that.

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<v Speaker 3>I just said absolutely nothing to the rhythm of uh

1:03:26.600 --> 1:03:40.800
<v Speaker 3>like Willie Wonka song and you see you're man, your

1:03:40.960 --> 1:04:23.920
<v Speaker 3>imagination anything anyh