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Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode. Oh, welcome back to Emergency

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Speaker 1: in a com Yay, we have a new episode.

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, did you get insecure because of the whole.

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Speaker 1: Like, welcome back to this episode.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I just went deathly silent because I saw myself

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Speaker 2: in the viewfinder and I thought about how one time,

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Speaker 2: last time I had my bangs this short someone said

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Speaker 2: I looked like little Mikayla, and I'm not kidding. I

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Speaker 2: looked into the viewfinder and I thought I saw little.

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Speaker 1: Mikayla and it was me Android Robot.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's a lot to unpack this episode.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my super Sweet sixteen.

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Speaker 3: We were supposed to.

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Speaker 2: Get decorations, but I never actually hit like perch on

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Speaker 2: my Amazon cart.

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Speaker 3: So I just have an Amazon cart full of Sweet sixteen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I'm turning sixteen. It's a very special special year

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Speaker 1: for me. I'm gonna get my license.

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Speaker 3: I've had my permit for like sixty year drives lies since.

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Speaker 1: This week, I drive in past your buleved.

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Speaker 3: Go into the store for coffee.

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Speaker 1: This ship feels weird right now.

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Speaker 3: Do you feel good because you have a weird hair cut?

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Speaker 2: It's because, okay, your friends, I bought you wanted a

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Speaker 2: little bit of a die and cut.

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Speaker 1: They fucked my ship up. This is the last time

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Speaker 1: I'm going to Great clipes.

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Speaker 3: I feeling beautiful. You know.

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Speaker 2: All the yell reviewers were like, oh my god, this

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Speaker 2: is where I went to go get my bleached hair.

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Speaker 2: But I bleached my brows here, Like it seemed like

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Speaker 2: Great clips had stepped.

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Speaker 3: It's kucci up.

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Speaker 1: My fucking hair is falling out of my school. It's

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Speaker 1: actively falling out of my school.

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Speaker 2: Also, the thing, the other thing I was saying that

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Speaker 2: was a big thing to unpack was.

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Speaker 1: That it's my birthday. That's the big thing to unpack.

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Speaker 1: We haven't even gone into it.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I made you a fucking birthday parody, bitch.

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Speaker 2: It's not.

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Speaker 3: It's not about your birthday.

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Speaker 2: But I know how you like you're like singing and

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Speaker 2: like replacing words, so you know, like I am well man.

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Speaker 2: The way I had to write this down because this

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Speaker 2: was Drew. No I am Sli, I am I am Boods.

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Speaker 3: I am now.

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Speaker 1: I am Drew.

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Speaker 3: I wrote that.

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Speaker 1: Damn you couldn't remember that, so you had to write

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Speaker 1: it down because it's not.

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Speaker 3: Funny when you put it in like different orders and

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Speaker 3: it was like I am sir, I am the hot house.

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Speaker 3: Like it was like too much, like I didn't want

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Speaker 3: to bunch it and.

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Speaker 1: Like, no, thank you for that gift. That was actually

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Speaker 1: really nice.

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Speaker 3: That's my only gift we had.

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Speaker 1: Of drud Drew Oji, the the drewth.

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Speaker 3: Mario Drudy Mario party.

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Speaker 1: That shit sucked. That was a fly.

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Speaker 3: There was there was one that we said the.

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Speaker 1: Other day that was Mala Drew.

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Speaker 2: No, you said that, and that's not good for Malibu Maladru.

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Speaker 3: We call Malibei Malibey.

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Speaker 1: I call Malibey MALABEI well, we call.

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Speaker 3: Malibu Malabey, I said, we call Malibey Malabe.

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Speaker 1: That's what it is. That's what it is. And then

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Speaker 1: there's Maladrew Malibu Drew. No, it's not good Drew Moji

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Speaker 1: dropping soon.

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Speaker 2: You keep saying that, but there's only one fucking Drew

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Speaker 2: moji that I told you yesterday. I was like, dude,

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Speaker 2: you have to make one that's like sad or something,

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Speaker 2: because it's not.

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Speaker 3: Even giving like versay like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to get you have to switch that

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Speaker 2: mouth up, just that saint mouth.

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Speaker 1: Like when when like moms lose their kids on Facebook

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Speaker 1: they used the crying laughing emoji. They could use the

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Speaker 1: crying Drew emoji. Actually, yeah, all the time. They think

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Speaker 1: it's like people crying, but it's like they don't realize

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Speaker 1: that they're laughing at their Oh.

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Speaker 3: Like the like open mouthed tier one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Drew moji, the Drew moji one.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, there's two crying emojis.

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Speaker 1: No, the one that you use and ironically now is

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Speaker 2: Oh are you trying to call me out because I

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Speaker 2: unironically use emojis?

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Speaker 3: I do. I don't care. That's why Apple bade them.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, ironic use emojis too, But that one is the

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Speaker 1: only one that's off limits, and it will forever be

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Speaker 1: off limits to me. It's all. It's just shroud. It

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Speaker 1: has so much irony behind it that it's just not real.

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Speaker 2: No, the the like two tear drop ones. That one's like, actually,

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Speaker 2: that's a lie.

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Speaker 3: I use that one too.

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Speaker 2: I use all the fucking emojis, like, yeah, I use

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Speaker 2: the laughing, I use the laughing.

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Speaker 3: Crying, like all of them are real. This is real

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Speaker 3: fucking life. Get used to it.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, anyways, Drew moji dropping very soon. It's my

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Speaker 1: fucking birthday.

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Speaker 2: Come on, class starts a Kickstarter and like nothing ever

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Speaker 2: happens the class for my birthday.

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Speaker 3: It's my dad's birthday tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Everybody, sorry, I'm so mad you didn't go to Monster Truck.

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Speaker 2: That was something we did this week that was so

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Speaker 2: fucking fun.

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Speaker 1: It was actually legitimately the most fun I've had in

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Speaker 1: four years of my life. And that's not me like

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Speaker 1: saying that to make people jealous. It genuinely like was

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Speaker 1: awoken something inside of me, and I want to drive

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Speaker 1: monster trucks now, I know.

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Speaker 3: I want to be stopped in and like get a

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Speaker 3: like brek my neck.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what's fucked up? As I went on

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Speaker 1: ig and followed Monster Jam, I followed Zombie the Driver,

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Speaker 1: I followed literally everybody and the original like one of

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Speaker 1: the original drivers has his own show. That's more like

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Speaker 1: like it's not like made for kids, it's made for adults.

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Speaker 1: And you go get fucked up and you can get

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Speaker 1: inside the monster trucks and shit, but it's in like

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Speaker 1: South Carolina or some shit.

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Speaker 3: We're fucking going yeah, like are you kidding me up?

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Speaker 1: There needs to be a documentary on like what happens

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Speaker 1: behind the scenes of these traveling I know it's because

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Speaker 1: I know they're cheating on each other's wives. Like I know.

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Speaker 2: We literally watched one of the trucks like lift up

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Speaker 2: onto another truck and I.

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Speaker 3: Was like, that's an hr final.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 3: A man truck on a girl truck. Get off of her.

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Speaker 1: Now, what's her soldier fortunes, soldier fortune, soldier fortune?

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Speaker 3: She know she was serving. She literally almost passed.

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Speaker 1: He caught on fire, like almost exploded.

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Speaker 2: Her truck flipped over and caught on fire. She literally

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Speaker 2: just walked out like a champ.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she took it like that girl power. That girl power.

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Speaker 1: I will not back down from that. That is real.

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Speaker 2: That's what you define as girl power is someone almost

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Speaker 2: dying in a monster truck.

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Speaker 1: Yes, in the face of it, and then the things

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Speaker 1: of adversary, she stood tall. She's slid slave, We've created monsters.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean I was my sister? Since I'm

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Speaker 1: off TikTok, I don't know if I've told you guys,

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Speaker 1: but I'm like off TikTok, Like.

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Speaker 2: I was the first one off TikTok, and this motherfucker

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Speaker 3: I've been off TikTok for almost like two months.

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Speaker 1: Now, I don't use that ship anymore. It's like bunk

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Speaker 1: or whatever, like no big deal. Actually I'm like addicted

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Speaker 1: to it, and like anytime someone sends me a TikTok,

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Speaker 1: I opened it immediately and I have to like hover

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Speaker 1: my f I'm like shaking about the redownload the app

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Speaker 1: and I'm like no, no, no, no no, I can't do it. Also,

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Speaker 1: I just don't have enough fucking storage on my phone

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Speaker 1: to do it. But I saw this TikTok of someone.

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Speaker 1: It was like the clip of us talking about me

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Speaker 1: liking your must which I stand by, like your ship

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Speaker 1: stinks good. But someone in the comments was like, are

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Speaker 1: they just like are they dating or are they just

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Speaker 1: like really really good friends. And all of the comments

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Speaker 1: were like, oh, they're like cousins, but they're also married.

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Speaker 1: They're cousins and they're married. And someone's like, wait, no,

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Speaker 1: but are they cousins or are they married? And someone

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Speaker 1: just said both with the somiley face, like both. And

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Speaker 1: I just like I love that, like lord that we've

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Speaker 1: created for ourselves.

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Speaker 3: So did we ever explain that?

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Speaker 1: I think we've talked about it a couple of times,

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Speaker 1: But for anybody.

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Speaker 3: Who doesn't know.

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Speaker 2: Literally, the reason we started saying we were cousins is

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Speaker 2: because we started lying that we were dating because it

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Speaker 2: us to date. So we just started lying and saying

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Speaker 2: we were dating, and we would do like, boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: Does my bake up?

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Speaker 1: But we did BF so we could be like, well, no,

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Speaker 1: it was best friend.

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Speaker 3: Like y'all, y'all, are you're reading between the lines right now?

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Speaker 1: You're making an ass out of yourself the first.

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Speaker 2: Alighting people from the beginning, like you are being a psychopath.

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Speaker 1: The first three letters of assume spell what that's what

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Speaker 1: you're making of yourself if you assume things about people's.

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Speaker 3: Characters, I'm gonna shape.

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Speaker 1: Your head and bear asking bear asking why is again

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Speaker 1: there's something there.

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Speaker 2: But then we were like, dude, there's no way to

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Speaker 2: like we would just start backing up and be like,

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Speaker 2: we're not dating, we're not dating, but people still thought

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Speaker 2: we were dating.

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Speaker 3: So then one day we were just like, we're literally cousins,

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Speaker 3: how could we be fucking dating?

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Speaker 2: And then we continued to lie about dating and getting married.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we were just yeah, I think what

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Speaker 1: really like turned the page of the cousins getting married.

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Speaker 1: Thing was the cousin's proposal on the beach, but it's

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Speaker 1: legal where I'm from. Is so funny and all of

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Speaker 1: the comment it reached outside my audience, and all of

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Speaker 1: the comments were like this is like really weird, and

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Speaker 1: like why are y'all all hyping this up? Like we've

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Speaker 1: created months? Or is I love it? Like, oh, speaking.

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Speaker 3: People, we're gonna say cold?

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Speaker 1: Is that where you're I wasn't. I was going to

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Speaker 1: transition to colt after after this conversation. But where's my

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Speaker 1: death hoax? Why haven't I had death hoaks?

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Speaker 3: Wait? You know you have? Did you not get one

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Speaker 3: during bying Arrow?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't No, I didn't have you.

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Speaker 3: Oh you weren't popping like that.

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Speaker 2: All the popular girls got the death hawks when they

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Speaker 2: were in high school.

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Speaker 1: I needed the I need a death hoax now. I

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Speaker 1: need like to see how people would react over my death.

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Speaker 2: I needed to know you know, you're only saying this

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Speaker 2: because you got them tiny taste of one and you

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Speaker 2: like love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I was. I was like, oh, this is interesting,

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Speaker 1: Like people are like, oh my god, gon so soon

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Speaker 2: Now they'll go back and if you know what the

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Speaker 1: Oh I started, I started death hooks, like I was

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Speaker 2: I remember, I like wanted a death hoax. And then

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my IG post that went up to day is

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Speaker 2: You just you know what it is like, I want

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Speaker 3: I think she moved to an island.

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Speaker 1: Like you remember that hair where everyone was convinced is

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Speaker 1: Oh see, now you have to attack my appearance. If

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Speaker 1: I can't fix it.

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Speaker 1: But if I can't fix it in five minutes, what's

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Speaker 2: Oh, you can fix it in five minutes. There's a

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Speaker 1: Should we cut my hair live?

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Speaker 3: Shave your head?

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Speaker 2: Just like she missed a she missed a string, she

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Speaker 3: Of long hair didn't die.

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Speaker 1: The what the hell.

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Speaker 3: Drew felt? You know what? Drew felt like he needed

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Speaker 3: to change his because everybody kept accusing him of being

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Speaker 1: Actually. You know what's crazy is we had this conversation

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Speaker 1: It was borderline argument, and I was like, no, I

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Speaker 1: smart for that shit to fall for it. I would

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Speaker 1: be the one actively tricking people into believing that I

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Speaker 3: No, he doesn't, No, he doesn't.

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Speaker 4: What makes you think that I think that you're Jesus Christ?

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Speaker 1: You just love me, dur That's just like what friends do.

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Speaker 3: They just like love each other.

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Speaker 4: I just yeah, I do nice things for you because

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Speaker 1: Well they think I'm Jesus Christ. Everybody in the comments.

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Speaker 1: Let him know because it's been.

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Speaker 4: It's been.

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Speaker 1: Drew's been giving Jesus Christ recently. Even you said it,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to send it to guy.

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Speaker 2: I took a picture of him and he literally looks

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Speaker 2: Drew would literally be Drew would be integrated into a

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Speaker 2: like Dude, like we like really want to call, but

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Speaker 3: Of a lifetime and like like that's the guy that's

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Speaker 1: It literally happened to me yesterday. I got an email

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Speaker 1: And they were like, I literally love you so much

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Speaker 1: the best scam to run is to email influencers and

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Speaker 3: You can't fix that thing.

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Speaker 1: Where is it this one?

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Speaker 2: No, it's just leave its it's good, it looks good,

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Speaker 1: Should I snip it off? I should snip it off?

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Speaker 3: No, you shouldn't. You should just leave that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, literally actively getting trafficked.

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Speaker 2: Like you fully would get dr do you walk into

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Speaker 2: you pick up an Airwon look like cold, like cold.

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Speaker 3: Ears made them, and you're like you immediately believe them.

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Speaker 2: Like you would be integrated into so fast, we're gonna

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Speaker 2: get a defamation email and from this guy being like

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Speaker 2: I do not want at all, Like does that not

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Speaker 2: look like some shit?

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Speaker 3: Like they're back in your head?

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Speaker 1: But what they just I said they fucked me up.

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Speaker 1: I said they fucked me up. I can't fix it.

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Speaker 2: It's okay, it'll go back here.

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Speaker 3: It grows back.

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Speaker 1: Vitamin real Green and it has an eagle on top

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Speaker 1: of a mountain with a bursting sun. It's literally insane.

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Speaker 3: And it says perfect companion to earth broth, nourishing, foundational hardcore.

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Speaker 1: But this is how I would start my cult. I

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just like Drew Moji's coming out. It was

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Speaker 1: that's a miss Vita Drew Vitamin. I don't know, there's

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Speaker 3: You're literally reaching for thin air. There's nothing.

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Speaker 1: There were so many like of the just.

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Speaker 3: There were a lot of drus.

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Speaker 2: But like now we're like on camera and it's a

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Speaker 4: What about Jewish? Like Jewish?

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Speaker 3: That's really fucking offenses.

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Speaker 4: Sorry he's allowed to, but like forget I said anything.

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Speaker 2: I have to ship so bad right now. It's actually

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Speaker 2: like insane, Jude, is that I don't know?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, k I do another one? Do another one?

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Speaker 1: I feel like you have another one?

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Speaker 2: Dum Like oh my god, k Like you can't just

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Speaker 1: Well, no, that's my cult.

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Speaker 3: Ah, that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: See, Kay's all of guys down with the cult.

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Speaker 2: So your cult name is just like a different name

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Speaker 3: Dr Judaism is pretty good.

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Speaker 1: That's getting.

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Speaker 3: Dude, you looked on.

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Speaker 1: Have I told him that I've been playing Fortnite? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I talked about that.

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Speaker 3: That's all you fucking talk about. It's literally all he

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, have I told him that I'm actually fucking

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: Have I told them that Drew literally was a fucking

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Speaker 2: and he found a bag of gummies that Finn left

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Speaker 2: of them had an insane Sugarade was playing Fortnite and

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Speaker 2: I have a video I'm gonna said to Kai.

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Speaker 1: I swear to fuck okay, did you see me? Just

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Speaker 2: And then we went to go get like late lunch

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Speaker 3: Mood ever, and he was like, I don't know why

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Speaker 2: I think I'm just hungry, but like I usually I

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Speaker 2: all you had was probably like three hundred grams of

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Speaker 1: It was literally the worst gummies ever. They were really

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Speaker 3: He was literally because you were.

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Speaker 2: Like fucking claw in there and fucking playing Fortnite and

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Speaker 3: And then I went to go grab a gummy and

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Speaker 1: It was crazy, and it was all like the good

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Speaker 1: It was so fucked up it was. It was uh

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Speaker 1: jolly rancher gummies. If you ever want to try them,

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Speaker 1: don't because they're not paying us yet. They're not paying

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Speaker 1: But if they come through and support us with a sponsorship,

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Speaker 1: I'll let you know in to buy it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's Drew's life. Also,

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Speaker 3: He's like, I don't do that. I do other stuff

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Speaker 1: A hour, come Drew Knight, Drew Knight and Call of

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Speaker 1: Dudy Drew. But if I'm not doing that, like.

448
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,919
Speaker 2: He's watching the worst videos on YouTube, Like I watched

449
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,200
Speaker 2: you Maneuver You're recommended and it was insane.

450
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,440
Speaker 1: You don't want to know what I watched?

451
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,560
Speaker 2: Clicks to the middle like watch us for two seconds,

452
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,000
Speaker 2: goes back, refreshes and does it again.

453
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,880
Speaker 1: Do you want to know what I watched last night?

454
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:53,360
Speaker 4: What?

455
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:57,639
Speaker 1: An hour and forty five minute documentary on alpine lakes.

456
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,320
Speaker 1: And I'm not joking, that's that's.

457
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:02,960
Speaker 4: It was?

458
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,639
Speaker 1: It just made by a guy though, No, it was

459
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,879
Speaker 1: like a proper documentary.

460
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,640
Speaker 3: Okay, No, I can't.

461
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 2: I can't, Like, I really can't bag on you because

462
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,600
Speaker 2: you want to know what I fell asleep watching last night?

463
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 2: And it was really whack of me. It was also

464
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 2: an hour long video, but it was restoration of a

465
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 2: vintage electric oven.

466
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:25,159
Speaker 1: Those and it's silent, there's no commentary, and they're cleaning

467
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:29,359
Speaker 1: off all the rust and unscrewing, like cleaning the springs.

468
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:43,399
Speaker 3: Amr asmr wing bot.

469
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:55,440
Speaker 1: That's toes curling. Okay, the wing makes the turtles curls

470
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 1: curl M.

471
00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 3: The maker.

472
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,439
Speaker 2: I never replied to the email because I'm dumb, but

473
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 2: like the maker of my wingbot reached out and I

474
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 2: don't know how they knew someone else out there looked

475
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 2: at that little thing and called the wingbot because I've

476
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 2: never said.

477
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 3: The make or the brand or the model and like

478
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:15,159
Speaker 3: Wingbot heard, Wingbot heard, and she respont. Wingbot was the

479
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 3: first responder.

480
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:20,880
Speaker 1: Wow, no, wing Bo, the crisis. That is Ya's Cooter Bronson.

481
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, she literally his first responder. It costs five thousand

482
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 3: dollars for her to pick you up, literally.

483
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 1: Cooter Bronson. God put her whole pussy into Cilantro. That's

484
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:33,640
Speaker 1: all I have to say.

485
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 3: Drew said that yesterday about a sunset, and I said

486
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 3: nothing to him yesterday.

487
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 2: Aboulabu, you were like, God put her whole pussy into

488
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 2: this one.

489
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 1: It's really fucked up. It ruins the vibe.

490
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 2: Me and Sabrina We're having such a sweet, wholesome moment

491
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,639
Speaker 2: and like she was like it was just so sweet.

492
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 2: She was like, dude, this is just like such a

493
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 2: nice view. Like it was just a sweet moment. We

494
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,879
Speaker 2: were like holding each other and like looking off and

495
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 2: from the back of the eye just here, and it's

496
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 2: Drew looking at a video of himself, screaming.

497
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 1: Like here, I'll play I'll play the audio. You aren't

498
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: getting the video. Hold on, where's the audio? Where it's it?

499
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 3: Literally was beautiful, it was silent.

500
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:30,919
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, this isn't it. Where is the zombie donut.

501
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 3: O my god, saying that with no visual context. Where's

502
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 3: the zombie donut?

503
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: Where is the one that I'm looking for? You know,

504
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: what's what I'm talking about? What the fuck?

505
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:05,640
Speaker 4: Oh?

506
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 3: That was the sound?

507
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 2: And me, it's a braina just like a me looked

508
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 2: back and he just was like, sorry, well, I didn't.

509
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 1: Mean to do it. I didn't not mean to do it.

510
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 3: He didn't not mean to do it.

511
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 1: I did not mean to do it. But yeah, it was.

512
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 1: It was a really beautiful moment Malibu yesterday was the

513
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 1: nicest I've ever experienced at what.

514
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 4: The sound that.

515
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 1: I was literate?

516
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 3: Dude, I was.

517
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: I lost my voice.

518
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 3: Monster Truck was so fucking fun.

519
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 2: Like never once did I really understand like sports enthusiasts,

520
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,119
Speaker 2: Like I never understood the idea of like packing yourself

521
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 2: into a stadium and watching something that was like pretty

522
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 2: like mundane or whatever, and like Monster Trucks is definitely

523
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 2: more like for my little monkey baring Like yeah, like

524
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 2: it's definitely like just like cave Man burn, So it's

525
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:08,120
Speaker 2: like not that crazy.

526
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,399
Speaker 1: Well, Caveman's didn't have cars or wheels, so it's not

527
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: it's not cave Mam.

528
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 3: Brain what the fuck do you look at the cabinet

529
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 3: you left open?

530
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 1: Yes, literally, it's freaking me the fuck out. Thank you.

531
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 2: But for the first time in my life, I was

532
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 2: watching something and I, without thinking about it, would jump

533
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 2: up like from excitement, like I would jump upy.

534
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, I'm really gonna lean heavy into like

535
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: my Southern Texan like hick roots, Like I'm gonna become

536
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 1: like I mean, like, look at me. I'm already like almost,

537
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like, look at me, I'm almost there.

538
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 1: But like actually, like they just know how to have fun,

539
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: Like they know how to have fun.

540
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 2: They know how to turn that damn Burin off, And

541
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 2: that's what I needed, Yeah, burin off, eyes open.

542
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: Like we need to go shoot guns.

543
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,919
Speaker 3: I was present in that moment.

544
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 2: In that moment, I actually present.

545
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: Actually I was fully present. I was not thinking about

546
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: the future of the past and nothing. I was in

547
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: the moment.

548
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 3: I was begging for one of them cars to.

549
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: Cray explode and kill thirty people.

550
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 2: I will say, like, obviously, I'm glad this didn't happen,

551
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 2: and I don't actually want it to happen, but like,

552
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 2: this is what happens when.

553
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 3: All I do is watch tragedy.

554
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 2: Human tragedies is like I was like, oh my god,

555
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 2: like that car is going to explode, that car is

556
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 2: going to crash, that car's going to crash into the

557
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 2: stand we're sitting in. Obviously that didn't happen because they

558
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,880
Speaker 2: like have hello safety crashes, and even if it did,

559
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure we all like did a thing where

560
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 2: we agreed that if we fucking die, like it's not

561
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 2: there probab anyway. Yeah, but the monster truck was the

562
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 2: equivalent to cruise ships, in my opinion, is like I was,

563
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 2: I said this like three times already, but I just

564
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 2: think it's like so stupid because on like two episodes ago,

565
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 2: I was talking about how like cruise ships are something

566
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 2: that like you were supposed to do that, and like

567
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 2: car accidents were something that like humans were supposed to

568
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 2: see and be like all right, let's make sure this

569
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: doesn't fucking happen. But a few people saw car crashes

570
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 2: that were like what if we made these things bigger

571
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 2: and so that they could crash and we got people

572
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 2: to pay to watch it. Like someone out there was

573
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 2: like I know exactly what to do with these things.

574
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: Run them run other cars over.

575
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 2: It was literally the funnest thing ever, Like I can't

576
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 2: believe it. Also, it's funny being in a stadium because

577
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 2: they look small, but those things are fucking mess.

578
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: They're massive, Like the wheels are two times as big

579
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,919
Speaker 1: as the people there are driving them. Also, it's just

580
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: it's crazy because like you forget that there's literal human

581
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: beings inside of these like yeahs flying three hundred feet

582
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: in the air, and you're like, wait, what the fuck?

583
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 1: Like I thought these were like RC cars, but then

584
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 1: they like get out and wave and like play to

585
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 1: the other.

586
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 2: They get out and wave, and they look like little

587
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 2: ants on a like piece of like turkey meat. Like

588
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 2: it's just like them crawling on top. And then you

589
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 2: have to look at the monitor to see what the

590
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 2: fuck they look like.

591
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 3: But it was freaking awesome. I want to drive a

592
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 3: monster truck. I'm gonna put monster truck wheels on my

593
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 3: Ford Future.

594
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 2: It's gonna be like like in Tyler's video when he

595
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 2: had like wheels on his rolls Roys, but imagine that,

596
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 2: but on my small sedan.

597
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: You're dinky, for I love the word dinky. It's like

598
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: it's my new word.

599
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 3: You're a little dinky.

600
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: It's like I want that dinky little car.

601
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 3: How Come I don't get cute nicknames?

602
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 2: And that's lie I get Ernie.

603
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: I don't get cute nicknames.

604
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 3: Yes, Dooby, okay, Doobster. I never ruby.

605
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 2: I've said doopster, but like not in like a serious way.

606
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 2: I'm like doopster, like I've said it like that before word.

607
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: I've given you ERNI want Tonabe because you like fashion.

608
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 2: That's what Kanye said when he wrote that song for people,

609
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 2: for his fans Exactly. I gave y'all junior want to

610
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: know it because y'all like fashion, Like I did that

611
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: for you.

612
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 3: Hello, awkward, my.

613
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: Hair, you're starting to hurt a little bit.

614
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 3: Why is it hurting?

615
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: I don't know.

616
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 3: Your hair shouldn't be hurting on your head. What do

617
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 3: you mean it's just like dense. Yeah, she probably put

618
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 3: like cement in there. It's a brick.

619
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: I don't know how she got it to shine like this.

620
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: It almost like synthetic.

621
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 2: Next time someone gets me mad, I'm literally gonna be

622
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 2: like trying to be like fake nice.

623
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 3: And be like, oh my god, like let me do

624
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 3: a hair mask for you, like you're like, it's really

625
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 3: good and put cement in their hair.

626
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna imagine next time I like want to hurt

627
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: someone's feelings, I'm gonna be like, oh, like, your wig

628
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: looks really nice.

629
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 3: Now you have to say that to like a man,

630
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 3: you know.

631
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:57,239
Speaker 1: Casey says it to Josh and like the fucked up

632
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: thing is it is like like like Josh even admitted

633
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: like sometimes his hair looks like a wig and crazy.

634
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: It's like I'm gonna rip that fucking wig off of

635
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: your head and like it's just crazy. This, however, not

636
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: a wig. I don't know.

637
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 3: I never said it was. It doesn't even look like

638
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 3: a wig. It looks really good.

639
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: People are asking in the comments that can feel it

640
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: like that's not a that's not your hair. No, I

641
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: got botched, you're wait. I literally I got flute out

642
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: to Istanbul and this is what happened. They fucking plugged

643
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: out every one of my hairs.

644
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 3: And replaced it with more plastic.

645
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: They replaced my hair the way that I was like, wait,

646
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: that's kind of a good idea.

647
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 3: As a hallowigs are made of plastic.

648
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: Well, no, like, like.

649
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 3: Your hair has really fast as you sit here.

650
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually crazy. It's a problem. Plastic hair plugs

651
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: you put like you you know how their hair transplants work.

652
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: You put instead of putting real hair, plastic hair that

653
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: stays the same length forever.

654
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 2: That sounds like it would literally deteriorate your poor and

655
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 2: you would like pass away from like microplastics.

656
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: I have microplastics in my balls. Whether there's microp you.

657
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 2: Had your microplastics and oils for the day.

658
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: My belly hurts all into the microplastics and oils made

659
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: belly hurts.

660
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 3: That literally me, that's why my stomach always hurts.

661
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 4: Fun.

662
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 3: I was gonna say something and I really forgot my

663
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's gone. I'm sitting here acting like

664
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 3: I'm thinking.

665
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: Like I did that all the time, and I like

666
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: when I like haven't added anything to the conversation in

667
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: a long time, I'm like, oh, I forgot what I

668
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: was saying. I was gonna say something. I was gonna

669
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: say that funk, I was gonna say something.

670
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, like, what was I gonna say?

671
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: What was I gonna say?

672
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 2: I was gonna say so, but I literally just closed

673
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 2: my eyes and looked here and immediately forgot why I

674
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 2: closed my eyes, and I started feeling my like crease

675
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: in my eyeball, and I was like, dude, I can't

676
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 2: believe there's.

677
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 3: Like eyeballs in the hair, Like that's literally where my

678
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 3: brain was.

679
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 2: I was like, I wonder if I could push my

680
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: fingers into the crease of my eyeballs and get between there.

681
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely could, but you'd lose your eyes.

682
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 3: I don't need them.

683
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 2: I don't need them because I've seen everything I need

684
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 2: to see because I saw you, and then I was like,

685
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 2: I never want to see anything like.

686
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 3: That ever again. Take my eyes.

687
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 5: They fur my eyes.

688
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: The killers, the killers, literally serving the killer.

689
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 3: Why are we going through?

690
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: They were actually the killers?

691
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 3: We're going through the hills.

692
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 2: And we swore we fucking saw the house from once

693
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 2: upon a time in Hollywood, and we went into this

694
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 2: cold a sack and I just did a turn and

695
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: then sat on the street while we tried to figure

696
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 2: it out.

697
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 3: And I was like, we look like murderers.

698
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: We looked like the killers the entire time. We felt

699
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: like I was on killer mode.

700
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 3: I am the killers.

701
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: Huh, what what.

702
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 3: Did you say?

703
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything?

704
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 3: Okay, And just because I got worried something.

705
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 4: He said he killed a person. I heard it the

706
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 4: headphones on.

707
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 3: Your birth You're going to prison next nothing. I'm not kidding,

708
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 3: it's going to be me.

709
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: Next time. It's going to be me. It's going to

710
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: be me on about in the middle of the ocean.

711
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 2: Nothing beats the fear of like waking up and genuinely

712
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 2: being like concerned that you killed someone.

713
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 3: I've had so many dreams. No, I've had so many.

714
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: Dreams where there's so many things that beat that. No,

715
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: because I've never experienced that.

716
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 2: Dude, if you've ever had like a very realistic dream

717
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 2: where you like committed a crime or like did something crazy,

718
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 2: and then you wake up and you it like you

719
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 2: know when you like I'm trying to think, so say

720
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 2: something bad to happen to me today, and I'm like

721
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 2: really sad about it.

722
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 3: It's like, Okay, I just want to go to sleep

723
00:33:59,360 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 3: and get it over.

724
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 2: But you know that the next day, the worst feeling

725
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 2: is going to be like when you wake up and

726
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 2: you're like that was real and that sad thing happened,

727
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 2: and like I'm still in this reality where it happened.

728
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 1: Sometimes I have my dead brother and grandpa and bug.

729
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: The next morning, after waking up after finding out they

730
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: were all dead. Was the harshest reality of my head.

731
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 3: You painted like it was a triple like.

732
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 1: The harshest reality of my life. I woke up the

733
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: next morning and I didn't know what to do with myself.

734
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: You played Fortnight, I popped on the Fortnite and color

735
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 1: like nothing was wrong. That's what when when you get

736
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: onto me for playing video games, it's kind of fucked

737
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: up because that's me repressing all.

738
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 3: Of this tuf I'm not getting on you. I'm just

739
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 3: speaking a fact and you're you're reading it wrong.

740
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 1: Does it frustrate you a little bit when I'm playing

741
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: my video games just a little bit?

742
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 3: Literally?

743
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: Not Have you ever been like brother, like we have

744
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: shit to do?

745
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 3: No? Because, if anything, I'm the one who avoids work heavier.

746
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, I like I something in this morning.

747
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: You like to Yeah, no, no, no, okay. So there's two instances.

748
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: So we had a early call time. We had to

749
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: be on this set. We had to be on this

750
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: set like no big deal, don't worry about it, like

751
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,919
Speaker 1: it's top secret information. You'll probably hear about it within

752
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,240
Speaker 1: the week or something. But it's big things are coming,

753
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: Big things are coming. We had to be on set

754
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: like early call time.

755
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 3: You're like going on and on and on.

756
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: But there were two call times on the call shoot

757
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: that we were sent. There was one at eleven thirty

758
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: and one at noon. And I took the liberty of

759
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 1: telling Enya that call time was at eleven because I

760
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: knew if I said that, we would have gotten there

761
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:51,760
Speaker 1: at noon, because Enya's late to everything. And I played

762
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: a little mind game with you this morning.

763
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is the way you read being

764
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 2: late is different from me, because I read us being

765
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,879
Speaker 2: late together like late to the party, like Casey Musk,

766
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 2: and you read it, you read it so foul, but

767
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 2: like my thing is like it doesn't matter where I'm

768
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 2: going if.

769
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 3: I'm late and I'm with my bay like I'm good,

770
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:09,919
Speaker 3: and you you.

771
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 2: Read it in this very awful way with you, Oh Mo,

772
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 2: need to crab in.

773
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 3: You're just a body of two.

774
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: And then this morning I took the liberty to Kay

775
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: was looking at us and he was like he was

776
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: kind of putting his entire existence. He was like, these

777
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: these people I work with, these people like this is

778
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,280
Speaker 1: in these don't look like people.

779
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: Next two three years of your career with like I

780
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 2: slid in his eyes.

781
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: He was like, wait, I made a mistake, but this

782
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: morning I took the liberty to put a little pep

783
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: in your step to I attacked your pride, That's what

784
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: I did.

785
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, bitch, I'm gonna slap you in the I.

786
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: Attacked your pride and I and I'm sorry. I do apologize.

787
00:36:55,840 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: But Enya at nine fifty something was still in bed

788
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: and I walked into her room and I was like, girl, like,

789
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: we're shooting at ten thirty this morning, Like we gotta go,

790
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: we gotta get going. And then she was like, I

791
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: don't even have to I don't have to do anything.

792
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: All I have to do is put on clothes. And

793
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean we're probably going to be

794
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: shooting at eleven, like no big deal. And I just

795
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: knew it would get under her skin enough to put

796
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 1: a little pep in her steps so then she'd be

797
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 1: ready by ten thirty so she could say I told

798
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: you so. And she did not do any of.

799
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 3: That, and yeah, you're not also ten thirty hit. Kai

800
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:28,959
Speaker 3: wasn't at the door.

801
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kai was late, Like everybody is late. That's the

802
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: thing is Kai is late a lot. And we put

803
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: up with it.

804
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 3: Kay, you're a late bloomer. You still haven't hit puberty

805
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 3: yet too, right.

806
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've hit puberty. I have. That was like it

807
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 4: was a while ago.

808
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 3: It was like twenty years ago.

809
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: You knew and you said that, you were like, fuck,

810
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: it's coming, it's coming.

811
00:37:54,800 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 3: It's really oh but yeah you read that, dacy to

812
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 3: come into my room, my fucking space.

813
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 2: Of piece domicile and look at me and go it's

814
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 2: ten fifteen when it was nine to fifty five, as

815
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 2: if I like haven't looked at my phone all morning,

816
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 2: Like I just woke up and.

817
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: Like sat there, like I have my ways of getting

818
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: people to do things that I want because everybody in

819
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: my life is a pawn and I use y'all as such.

820
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 3: You shouldn't be admitting that to the public like they're gonna.

821
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: I will sacrifice you if I have to, Like I'm

822
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: doing the podcast alone next week. On a boat in

823
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 1: the middle of the ocean.

824
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 3: You would not survive on a boat in the middle

825
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 3: of the ocean. You would have a freak out. You'll

826
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 3: see you'd have freak out, or we'd see that you've

827
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 3: posted like.

828
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,439
Speaker 1: The water turns black at night. The water turns black

829
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 1: at night. No, yeah, me stranded on the jet ski

830
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 1: in the middle of the ocean.

831
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 3: Still see me?

832
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: Look out you're like, No, you're still alive. Like I swear, Like,

833
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 1: this is y'all. Okay, See, this is y'all talking to

834
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: the police force. No, I swear, God shut that ship down.

835
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 3: To me, God has smile.

836
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: Yes, this is y'all talking to the police force. The

837
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: next day. Can I be he's he's alive. I swear.

838
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 3: Now, do you know how do let me be me?

839
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 3: Let me be me?

840
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 1: No, I'm you know where you're going. You're there. You're

841
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 1: the cop. You're the cop, bitch, you're the cops.

842
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 3: I'm not okay, if I know it's hello kitty.

843
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: Hello kitty literally does say a cap And that's the thing.

844
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:37,959
Speaker 3: I am not a cop.

845
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 2: I'm the missing person's like the head of the Department

846
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 2: of Missing Persons.

847
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: That's why I am I And I'm you.

848
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm the what I'm h p h e V

849
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 3: B person.

850
00:39:54,520 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: You're giving HPV yeah, ama virus. Okay you started off. No, no, sir, No,

851
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: I swear, I swear. I swear he's alive.

852
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 2: We can't find his body. You guys gave us like

853
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 2: the last ocation he saw him. We can't find the boat,

854
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 2: we can't find the body, Like I'm afraid he's gone.

855
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: No, look he's posted sixty three memes on his meme

856
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: account in the last four days.

857
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 3: Oh, we have no way to verifying that's him. We

858
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,280
Speaker 3: have no way to verifying that's him.

859
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: And scene.

860
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 3: Where I would end, We would just give up. It'd

861
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 3: be like so.

862
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: True, That's what I would want to happen. I wouldn't

863
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: want you to dwell on me. I wouldn't want y'all

864
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: to be worried about me if I was missing. Just like,

865
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: go on with your life like I probably wanted to.

866
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 3: I literally will go on with my life.

867
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 2: People will be like damn, she's like really moving on

868
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 2: And I replace you on the podcast immediately, Like I

869
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 2: come back next week and it's just Josh sitting in

870
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 2: the air and be like keep going and say nothing

871
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 2: about it. Wow.

872
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 3: I mean you get that you ask for you have

873
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 3: a friend who love you.

874
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm like serious though about this death hoax thing.

875
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: I want to see how far No, this isn't asking.

876
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 3: For like really not, because then like your fucking mem Yeah,

877
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 3: I'm gonna poor is gonna be like literally have a

878
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 3: heart attack.

879
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: Because dude, No, actually, I just want to I think

880
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: we could get it.

881
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 3: Okay, this is other ways to get attention you don't have.

882
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be I'm getting verified on IG

883
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: since they won't fucking verify me. I g I'm going

884
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 1: to blow up your server room if you don't verify me,

885
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: literally before before we get before we get into it.

886
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 1: What I'm going to do is I'm going to have

887
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: all of you guys started death hooks about me because

888
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: part of the verification process is you need to articles

889
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: written about you. Oh my wait, No, this is bad

890
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 1: because they can like shut down my IG for like

891
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: being a dead person.

892
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna put this thing where it's like this

893
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 3: is a memorial space.

894
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,280
Speaker 1: Do not do not do any of this. I'm still alive.

895
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: Do not start a deathos. But you have to get verified.

896
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: You have to have like two articles written about you.

897
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 2: Why don't you do something good? And then some maybe

898
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 2: someone will write something about you.

899
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: No one gives a funk about any of the good

900
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 1: I do.

901
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 3: So you're done being good.

902
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: I'm done.

903
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 3: It's me the joker Joka.

904
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 2: He sounds like someone illegally made a game about Batman

905
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 2: and they hired you to do the voice of the.

906
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 3: Jook that was like Harley Quinn and Joker Max.

907
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm going for.

908
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 3: It's like a new character.

909
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a thing that I've been working on.

910
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: Demmi Levado tweets there. Just once upon a time, Demi

911
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: Lovado tweeted I'm gonna put this airline on blast and

912
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: it was on nine eleven.

913
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

914
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 2: It's just like all the times, like tweets just like

915
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 2: get made out of. Like this is why Twitter was

916
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: like so bad, because it was the one spot where

917
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 2: it was like it was it was like what's it

918
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 2: called like favor to just say what was at the

919
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 2: top of your mind, Like that's how like that app worked,

920
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: and like no one should be saying publicly everything that's

921
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 2: at the top of their mind, and so many times

922
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 2: like it just like circles back and isn't good.

923
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 3: Are you okay?

924
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: True, I'm looking at my subjects the viewers.

925
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 3: Oh, it's not like you don't have to go like this.

926
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 3: It's they're not like in a stake. Wait, we didn't

927
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 3: talk about that.

928
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 2: Also, one of the Monster Jam like guys was like

929
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 2: so into being a public figure, like he was like

930
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 2: he literally was like.

931
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 3: I'm so happy you guys are here, Like, thank you

932
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 3: guys for coming. And if you're excited, let me hear

933
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 3: you scream.

934
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 2: And he moved his hand like this, and I racked

935
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 2: the fuck up because he literally he felt like Michael

936
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 2: Jackson in that moment like that, he was like, this

937
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 2: stadium is going fucking crazy and it.

938
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,280
Speaker 1: Was dead silent, like you could hear the dirt crumble.

939
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 3: Your left eye kind of looks a little swollen.

940
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: It hurts really fucking bad.

941
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 2: It looks like a do you see it dripping?

942
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 4: No?

943
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 1: I don't, Oh my god, And y'all, I'm sorry you

944
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: just called me ugly.

945
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 3: No, I didn't. Like, Okay, it doesn't look like that

946
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 3: as much.

947
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 2: But there was like a split second where it looked

948
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 2: a little swollen and it like concerned me.

949
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 3: But you're fine.

950
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: Holy shit, yo, fuck you guys for letting me get

951
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: this haircut. I swear to god, I asked him. I

952
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, bro, like should I just

953
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: go short and just cut it off? Get the James

954
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,800
Speaker 1: Charles look that, you know, the infamous like James Charles

955
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: mullet look that he is going on in Chickok and

956
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: y'all were all like, run it, run it shit, and

957
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: they fucked me up.

958
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 3: And it looks good. No, it looks good. It looks

959
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,479
Speaker 3: really good. Actually, it's just you're not used to seeing

960
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 3: yourself like that. Yes, it does.

961
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: Look at me in the eyes and tell me it

962
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: looks good.

963
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:14,439
Speaker 3: It looks good.

964
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: No, into my eyes, not through my eyes. Look at

965
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: me in my eyes and it looks good. Kai, look

966
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 1: at me in my eyes and tell me it looks good.

967
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: Into my eyes.

968
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 4: It looks good.

969
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 3: It looks awesome. It's the best. Harut. Fuck, why are

970
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 3: you pulling it?

971
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 6: I like the pain, but dude, the weekend tweeting let's go,

972
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 6: let's go.

973
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: And then literally Russia is actively invade in Ukraine in

974
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: that moment, and then his next tweet is actually, guys,

975
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Like I just saw the news.

976
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 3: Because there was literally the night everything started.

977
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: Like I just saw the news, Like yeah, I didn't

978
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: mean like let's go to Russian in Ukraine.

979
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 3: Like it just is so funny. Also because like the

980
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 3: tweet is still.

981
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 1: Up, they're like let's go, saying let's go because he

982
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,399
Speaker 1: has like new.

983
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 3: Music and a single or something coming out the next.

984
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: Day, and it's just I just love like tweet mishaps

985
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: where it's just like, yeah, there's gotta be more.

986
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:42,760
Speaker 3: To the world.

987
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gotta be more to this life. You know

988
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.

989
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 3: That's literally Aladdin. He has like a song about that

990
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 3: in Aladdin. Aladdin was my favorite Disney movie.

991
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: That shit sucks, No.

992
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 3: Jasmine Sirs Robin Willie, Yeah, voice, did you.

993
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 4: Be whack?

994
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 1: Next next Disney movie Monsters Zinc and is yeah Monster

995
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: z Inc and uh finding Nemo are coming to say hello?

996
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 3: What like sometimes I don't think you do that on

997
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 3: for that was where was that going?

998
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 2: You just shut me down and then took us a

999
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,839
Speaker 2: moment of silence, and then Monsters and Demo were coming

1000
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 2: to visit Like.

1001
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 1: No, I meant like they're coming to say hi. I

1002
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 1: like like has something to say.

1003
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 2: Threads where it was like eight eight why don't you

1004
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 2: get sacks to like to girls who deserve it? And

1005
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,280
Speaker 2: it's like a picture like the two most random pictures

1006
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 2: ever and.

1007
00:47:55,760 --> 00:48:00,720
Speaker 1: Then it's a thread Sunflowers. It's like, uh, you four

1008
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 1: be a job or whatever. The big comeback tweets.

1009
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 2: Drew tried to read a joke about euphoria the other day,

1010
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 2: and it was like euphoria, this euphoria that.

1011
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: Like why don't you fourr job?

1012
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 3: No, I always a little.

1013
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: Why don't you start start looking for your job?

1014
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it was.

1015
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 2: And the way Drew run it was like he was

1016
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 2: like you four hear this Upori that why don't you

1017
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 2: go why don't you go looking looking for four your job?

1018
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 3: And he like he was not doing it in like

1019
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 3: a way because.

1020
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm a literate not really. Yeah, let's make fun of

1021
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 1: me because I never learned how to read.

1022
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 3: Well, you're like twenty five.

1023
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 1: You learned, bitch. I'm six fucking teen today. I'm six

1024
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: fucking teen, bitch, and I'm learning. I'm gonna fucking get

1025
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: in my car for the first time and run your

1026
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: ass over. You're gonna be my first victim. That's the thing.

1027
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: When I get my life since like it's over, Like

1028
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: I'm taking souls, like I'm gonna run people over. I

1029
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: don't care.

1030
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 4: That's the thing.

1031
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 2: You're You're not sixteen, You're not sixteen. You're like you're

1032
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 2: just not You're twenty four today. You were twenty four.

1033
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: No, I'm serious. We're cutting that out. We're not We're

1034
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: not saying that you're we're not saying that.

1035
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 3: You're not sixteen. You're just you're an adult. You're a

1036
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 3: grown ass adult and you've been an adult for a

1037
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 3: very long time.

1038
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no.

1039
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 3: No, dude, you can't. Are you actually trying to convince

1040
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 3: yourself you're sixteen, because I'm not like, you're not sixteen, bitch.

1041
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: I look sixteen. Look at me, you.

1042
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 2: Look sixteen years if you've been in prison for sixteen years,

1043
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 2: given sixteen, you've been incarcerated for sixteen I'm.

1044
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: Look giving Virgin Suicides recently.

1045
00:49:55,719 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 7: Like in a like youthful way, like, yeah, you do

1046
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 7: look like the what's his name, uh, the main guy

1047
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 7: from uh Virgin Suicides, the one who smokes weed and bones.

1048
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: That sounds like me though, that does sound a lot

1049
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 1: like me.

1050
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 3: That does sound like you. But you're sixteen. You haven't

1051
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 3: smoked weed yet.

1052
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:19,919
Speaker 1: I smoke weed.

1053
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 3: I that's not legal, and I'm gonna I'm actually gonna

1054
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 3: have to tell somebody.

1055
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: I get on the golf cart, get a blow torch,

1056
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 1: roll up a little blunt, and I smoke that ship

1057
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,399
Speaker 1: on the golf course and then.

1058
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,280
Speaker 3: You drive back and knee rated.

1059
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1060
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I take a couple of shots when

1061
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: I get home.

1062
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 3: To put you to sleep or like to get the

1063
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 3: to just.

1064
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:49,399
Speaker 1: Balance me out. I'm so stressed. I'm growing up, yo.

1065
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 1: Turning sixteen really like it like opened me up to

1066
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,760
Speaker 1: the world, like in all the evils, Yeah.

1067
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 2: Around you started you started to finally realize why you're

1068
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 2: parents are so stressed.

1069
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just realized that, like we're just all humans,

1070
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: you know, like and like our parents like they don't

1071
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: know what the fuck is going on.

1072
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 3: Ever, Yeah, no one, and all the adults in your life,

1073
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 3: they're so lost.

1074
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: And the thing is, we're all lost. We're all lost souls, and.

1075
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,720
Speaker 2: We're just like we're like this small, like like literally

1076
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 2: like look between my fingers, Like you can't even see

1077
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 2: the space between that, because that's how small.

1078
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: Did you know? If you no matter how hard you

1079
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 1: press your fingers together, they're never actually touching. There's always

1080
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: a micro space in between it. And that's that's the

1081
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: truth with literally everything you can't actually touch something with.

1082
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 3: So I'm actually technically a virgin. I mean yes, by

1083
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 3: that's I'm a virgin. Guys, I hope I lose my

1084
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 3: virginity this.

1085
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: I'm a born again virgin.

1086
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 3: You're only sixteen. You are probably just a virgin.

1087
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 5: I was a totso slag that's slash slag in middle school.

1088
00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: Dude.

1089
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 3: The way your face moves when you do that is

1090
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 3: like really fucked up.

1091
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: It's all it's all like micro movements. It's like it's like,

1092
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like when I'm an actress.

1093
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 2: I'm looking at you and I like can't believe you're

1094
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 2: a human, Like your body radiates heat.

1095
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 3: You're like alive.

1096
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the truth. I look at you sometimes and

1097
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: I think the same thing, and I have to look away.

1098
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, this is getting too real because you're

1099
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: actually I know, I.

1100
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 3: Like can't break contact for me right now. It's freaking

1101
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 3: me out.

1102
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: I see you. You know what I'm saying, Like, I

1103
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:37,399
Speaker 1: see you. It's still the year of realizing things. It's

1104
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: still the year.

1105
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 3: It's been the year of realizing things since twenty sixteen.

1106
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 3: We haven't had another.

1107
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: It's been the year realizing things since I was like,

1108
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,879
Speaker 1: what like ten years old?

1109
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:55,439
Speaker 4: Wait?

1110
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: When was I born?

1111
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 3: What you you know your birth year?

1112
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: Oh, because I was ninety seven. I was high as

1113
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: fuck when you were born? No, like nine, ten eleven.

1114
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 3: Oh, so you just are forgetting things at a rapid rate.

1115
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: No, Actually, what year was I born in?

1116
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 3: Why are you looking up what year you were born?

1117
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 3: Today's literally your birthday?

1118
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 4: Fuck? Okay?

1119
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: Four twenty six, two thousand and two thousand and six, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.

1120
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, two thousand and six, okay.

1121
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: Can you can you fact check that?

1122
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 4: Two thousand and six?

1123
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:45,760
Speaker 1: Yeh, damn six baby, damn. Sixteen year olds are fucking

1124
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: babies from six or sixteen?

1125
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 4: You?

1126
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 3: What did you just say?

1127
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 2: Because I thought you were going to say a sentence,

1128
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 2: and I tried to like help.

1129
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 3: You finish it.

1130
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 1: You did, you finished my thought?

1131
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 2: But why did you elongate the sentence myself saying our

1132
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,800
Speaker 2: sixteen Okay, that's it, that's.

1133
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,959
Speaker 4: It, girl.

1134
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,280
Speaker 1: We haven't even been on for thirty minutes?

1135
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 4: Kay?

1136
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: What we were?

1137
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 4: What?

1138
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 3: We don't fucking green me out like that.

1139
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 2: If we've been talking for only like twenty minutes, I

1140
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 2: would actually pass away, Kai, don't throw up, go to

1141
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 2: the fucking bathroom.

1142
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 1: Okay, how long have we been on?

1143
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,240
Speaker 4: Fifty five minutes?

1144
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 3: Ah?

1145
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 1: Damn? So we started right at eleven. Yeah, make wish

1146
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,399
Speaker 1: it's eleven eleven.

1147
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,479
Speaker 3: Make a wish it's eleven eleven.

1148
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: To make a wish, it's literally eleven fifty five.

1149
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 3: It's no, it's eleven eleven.

1150
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,879
Speaker 1: You were actually fucking freaking out.

1151
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 3: Don't believe me?

1152
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 2: Hmmm, one day I'm going to say something so serious

1153
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 2: and no one's gonna believe me.

1154
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 3: It's gonna be too late. It's gonna be way too late.

1155
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: What are you insinuating? I don't know.

1156
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 3: I'm insinuating that you should start believing in me.

1157
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,399
Speaker 1: That's me every fucking day.

1158
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 3: To both of y'all, you're a fucking chronological liar and

1159
00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 3: you're going to hell.

1160
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:03,439
Speaker 1: Chronological liar, dude.

1161
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,359
Speaker 2: As I said, I was like, this is the wrong word,

1162
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 2: and they're gonna say something.

1163
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: Like chronological liar. I am, so I lie in order

1164
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: I lie in order to get my.

1165
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,280
Speaker 3: Way, that you lie in order to survive.

1166
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: So see, if y'all, if y'all actually had sympathy for

1167
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 1: me in my little white lies, like you would be

1168
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 1: able to read beneath the surface and see that I

1169
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: have to lie based off childhood traumas. Oh see see

1170
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 1: now you're abusing. Sure, yeah, go ahead, I have to lie.

1171
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 3: No, go ahead and keep pushing me.

1172
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 2: You have no idea how close I am to the edge.

1173
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,760
Speaker 1: It's like that one meme where it's like, keep digging

1174
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: you now, keep digging, hit the diamond if you stop

1175
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: the way you just moved your arm I'm referencing.

1176
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 3: Are you talking about minecraft?

1177
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,720
Speaker 4: I have no idea.

1178
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: Oh wait, yeah, it's like if you stop digging. Yeah,

1179
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 1: but it's the complete opposite if you're cave diving. This

1180
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: is just a little oh are you Are you saying.

1181
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 2: When you're digging for diamonds, just when you think you're

1182
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 2: like not about to like hit something.

1183
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 1: There's one right on the other side. So just keep going.

1184
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 1: But if you're in a cave, not keep going.

1185
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 3: You should not keep going because you can get.

1186
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: Very You're still going to get what.

1187
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 2: I don't know that was the cave diving thing you

1188
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 2: were going to say. There's so many Like I just

1189
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 2: thought there were so many facts and like I didn't

1190
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 2: know that.

1191
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,399
Speaker 1: It's just no. If you're cave diving and you feel

1192
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 1: like you're going the wrong way.

1193
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,240
Speaker 2: You have to turn around unless you have a rope

1194
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 2: with you, because like it's very hard to get back

1195
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 2: by the way.

1196
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: Not a rope, No, it's just turn around, go back

1197
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: to where you came from, and get out of that

1198
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: fucking cave. Get out of my cave.

1199
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 3: Literally, you would you hang up with my parents this week?

1200
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 3: Get out of my cave. Go back to where you

1201
00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:59,280
Speaker 3: came from.

1202
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: The referencing it's it's a reference to America.

1203
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 2: My songs of this week, I think I've said literally

1204
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 2: half of these already and I don't care. The first

1205
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 2: one is The Room of Ancillary Dreams by Harold Budd

1206
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 2: doesn't really matter Jenna Jackson, but it has to be

1207
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 2: the Nutty Professor version with that cover.

1208
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 3: And then I Would Die for You Prince and King

1209
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 3: Florence is the Machine.

1210
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 2: I think I've said literally all of those already, but

1211
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 2: I literally don't care. I Would Die for You by

1212
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 2: Prince is literally one of the best songs on the

1213
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 2: planet Earth.

1214
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 3: What were You doing?

1215
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: Absolutely nothing? Okay, y'all to me is Camino del Sol

1216
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:48,479
Speaker 1: by Antenna Outside featuring Thug Yeat Yeat the New Yeat

1217
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: album YEP, and Party featuring Andre three thousand, Beyonce iyeng

1218
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 1: but a murderer and also for extra credit work, go

1219
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 1: listen to Beyonce's coach.

1220
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 3: That ship is so fucking good.

1221
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 1: May I'm not joking, may be one of the best

1222
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: live performances of our lifetime.

1223
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 3: Beyonce is low key underrated as fuck.

1224
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: Like I know the way that when you say that

1225
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: as a joke, I genuinely believe that.

1226
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 3: I genuinely think that now only because.

1227
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 2: It's getting to the point where like are like stars

1228
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 2: aren't like the girls stars now, Like the girls have

1229
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 2: like doja cat and like do a lipa now, so

1230
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 2: they've like moved on and our generation had Beyonce, Rihanna

1231
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 2: and Nikki.

1232
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 3: Uh there was someone else who's at the top of

1233
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 3: my head, Oh, Lady Gregert.

1234
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1235
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll forever be relevant, but they just won't be

1236
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: what they were to us.

1237
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 3: To them, Yeah, it's not like they're gin z. We

1238
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 3: were watching their videos on MTV.

1239
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: Wait listen to this. You're gonna emergency Intercom should start

1240
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: its own country and we should all move.

1241
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 3: That's any country like that's actually like not legal, Like

1242
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 3: you can't, like we can't.

1243
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 1: We could have like the squirt Squad City Town Center

1244
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 1: and the Cream Team, the Cream Team.

1245
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 3: The Cream Team Temple.

1246
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh see it's happening and we could like it's

1247
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: like skater vibes.

1248
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 5: We put railing on every stairs. We have like every

1249
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 5: stairs and know of the little bumps to stop you

1250
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 5: and uh like Sunflower Town, some Flower.

1251
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 3: And that song is always playing in the circle in

1252
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 3: the in Sunflower Circle.

1253
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:46,919
Speaker 1: We should start emergency in our comm Minecraft server.

1254
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:48,959
Speaker 3: I'm actually so down.

1255
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 1: It was fun as fuck. I just need someone to

1256
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: run it because I don't know how to do any

1257
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: of that ship maybe young, But.

1258
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 3: Do we have any movies? I haven't seen anything.

1259
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: I don't think I've been watching so much Futurama. That

1260
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: show is a classic, like a literal class.

1261
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 2: I refuse to watch it because of how much I

1262
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 2: watched it as a kid, Like I'm not kidding, true,

1263
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 2: I didn't watch like I rarely watched Family Guy or

1264
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 2: like even South Park or anything. It was Futurama, and

1265
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 2: that is where I thought it was okay to pick

1266
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 2: up the very toxic trait of always talking about killing

1267
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:25,439
Speaker 2: myself from fucking bender is. I'm I'm genuinely like so sure,

1268
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 2: that's where it came from because I watched that so

1269
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 2: much in my youth that I thought.

1270
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 3: Claiming my own death and suicide with the funniest thing ever.

1271
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, I will do it.

1272
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 1: It is like, actually the funniest thing ever. But I've

1273
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: been watching so much Futurama and it holds up.

1274
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 2: Can you turn off this camera and just make out

1275
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, keep going.

1276
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry. I actually cut you off, like about Futurama.

1277
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 1: No, I'm used to being like talked over.

1278
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 3: You actually can't say that because motherfucker swear I do

1279
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,240
Speaker 3: that and.

1280
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 1: They grew up in general like kaya talks over me.

1281
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 4: No, I don't.

1282
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm just I just haven't been heard recently, like I

1283
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 1: haven't been like like people haven't been hearing me, and

1284
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: I have to give If.

1285
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 2: Someone could just make a compilations of all the times

1286
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 2: I gave Drew the floor to say something and the

1287
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 2: things he decided to say to me.

1288
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: I just feel I'm just cut off. I'm not referencing.

1289
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 2: Actually I'm cutting you off because you're hello toxic for me,

1290
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 2: and I'm cutting you off like I am cutting you.

1291
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 2: I'm cutting you like James Charles cut that rib at

1292
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 2: the Morphy opening.

1293
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 3: I'm about to you like.

1294
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 1: James Charles cut his pubes and gave himself raisor Barn.

1295
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 3: The bumps. Yeah, I love you. I mean, I don't know.

1296
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm allowed to say that.

1297
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, that's it.

1298
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:51,080
Speaker 2: I really don't think I have a Oh my god,

1299
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 2: we're getting demonetized.

1300
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 3: There goes your fucking chap. That's coming off of your chat.

1301
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 1: Uh, did we watch any movies?

1302
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 2: No?

1303
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 1: I just watched that Alpine Lakes documentary. There's literally icebergs

1304
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 1: in lakes in the like Swiss Alps. It's like so random.

1305
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 1: And then there's like this scene where these newts come out,

1306
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 1: and I fucking love Newts. I think they're my new

1307
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: like little pet obsessions. Also, I really badly want a

1308
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:22,959
Speaker 1: coral reef, and I think I'm gonna get into rare succulents.

1309
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 1: That's just that's just all me, that's all media. Rare

1310
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 1: succulents sound like a vibe.

1311
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 2: I plan on doing nothing and taking a vow of silence,

1312
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:36,440
Speaker 2: and next week I'm not saying anything.

1313
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: No, you're not gonna be there next week.

1314
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 3: Yes I am. Oh because you're gonna kill me.

1315
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it's just gonna be. Oh well

1316
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 1: maybe we'll see.

1317
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, because why are you gonna I thought the whole

1318
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 2: thing was you're gonna on the book because you killed us.

1319
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be escaping.

1320
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 3: We still have not watched Being John Malkovich.

1321
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, we lie.

1322
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 3: Listen. We just teach you that in life you can't

1323
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 3: expect anything from anybody because people you can't trust other people.

1324
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 3: Just cut yourself off, lock yourself off, trust nobody. Oh

1325
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 3: my god. Oh I'm so sorry for somewhere. Oh fuck you, guys.

1326
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 3: I'm done. I'm actually no, I'm done.

1327
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 1: Seriously, this ship's like over.

1328
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 3: Thank you for watching. You guys are awesome, your star.

1329
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: Your rosts to my heart. Okay, you heard that. You

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Speaker 1: heard that.

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Speaker 3: I just said absolutely nothing to the rhythm of uh

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Speaker 3: like Willie Wonka song and you see you're man, your

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Speaker 3: imagination anything anyh