WEBVTT - #69: Insert Your Own Joke Here 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:03.000 I'd like to compare our podcast to a Feltman's of 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:07.240 Coney Island hot dog because it's long and delicious, exactly 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:10.320 that Brodie. But most of all, there's no filler. It's 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:13.280 all action packed with goodness. Well, I have to back 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:15.240 you up on there, this podcast. I know for effects. 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:18.400 I had it tested. No night rates, no night trites 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:21.640 in our podcast, like no filler. Look, we've been talking 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:24.320 about Feltman's hot dogs for so long. Now you should 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:26.479 be eating a Feltman's hot dog as you're listening to 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:28.760 this pods. You will taste the difference and how clean 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:30.800 it is. You should be sitting on you know what. 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:34.200 They're right, preach boys, they're not salty at all. Feltman's 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:36.320 of Coney Island dot com. That's their website. F E 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:39.400 L T M A N S of Coney Island. Maybe 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:41.760 you want to go buy some off the website. You 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:45.880 can get them out of Amazon. Yeah, but they're also 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:49.599 now at Balducci's and Kings. I would go to any 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:51.280 of those. I go to shop right they're available shop 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:55.560 right now. Now. We're winding up with Tailgate season, but 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:57.840 you still have a few barbecues that you'd like to 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:00.000 do in the wintertime. I'm gonna use I'm gonna use 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:01.880 the expression. You hear it all the time. Now, right 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:04.920 the big game, you get some Feltman's hot dogs, and 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:07.040 get them now, because if you wait till the week 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.360 of the Big Game, uh, you're not gonna get him. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:13.120 This is the real original Charles Feltman. He's got his 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.399 name on it. He invented the hot dog back in 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:18.480 the eighteen sixties. I'm saying, get some catch up with 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:19.880 it now. Also, they could sell out a catch up 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:22.160 for the Big Game. Get it now, you want your mustard. Scary. 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:26.320 I understand that Feltman's of Coney Island, dot com start 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:33.960 dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up, Brooklyn buys 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:40.680 dot dot up. They make a noise dot up dot up. 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:48.920 Episode sixty nine. This is the Brooken Boys podcast. And 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:51.040 we didn't plan that, by the way, we just knew 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:55.400 to do that. Okay. So in regards to episode a 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:57.920 couple of people asked what they didn't understand the title, 0:01:57.920 --> 0:01:59.560 which you explained. And by the way, Bernie and I 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.680 were debate eating the title of the episode back when 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:05.600 we were naming number sixty eight, and and Brody said 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:07.680 that should be the title, and I'm like, yeah, you 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:10.120 do me, doing me, I'll owe you. Won you do 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:11.880 me and I'll owe you. When I'm like, no one's 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:13.600 gonna get that. Some people got it, and some people, 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:15.400 like I listened for the whole episode, I didn't get 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:17.520 that you should do me. You you do me all 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:29.040 you want? Reference, Right, Wasn't that something we're going, Oh, Scary, 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:32.560 you're a twelve year old? Okay, So what Scary did 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:35.600 was we have a thermostat in the studio here, right, 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:39.080 And I know for a fact Scary does this in 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:40.840 his car when he puts the heat on his car. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:44.240 Any room he goes into, he changes the I didn't 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:46.520 have to explain sixty eight first, but he changes the 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:52.640 temperature to sixty nine and then you chuckle. It's cute. Say, 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.040 if you don't know what sixty nine means or why 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:57.080 he would put that on his on his thing, you 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:59.280 probably aren't old enough listen to the podcast, ask mommy 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:02.400 to explain, not to explain, because understand it. Okay, there's 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:06.520 has it's a double Okay, it's a double entendre. It's 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:10.679 a double entree as well. However, there's an old joke. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.280 Oh yeah, you have to do sixty eight position and 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:15.160 we go, what's that? It's you do me, I'll owe 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:17.720 you one. And so in other words, you do what 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.320 you gotta do to your partner. Well, well they do 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:23.079 you rather, and you go, I owe you one. Right, 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:24.960 So it's not quite sixty nine. You're one short of 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.400 sixty nine. It's an old joke. Some people knew what, 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.320 some people didn't. But if you go an urban dictionary 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:31.440 and put in you know what is you know sixty eight, 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:35.000 that's a joke a bit for us. We should actually 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:38.720 turn the thermostat up one degree with every episode from 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:40.520 here on out, so by the end of the year, 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:43.200 Will were sweating our asses off exactly not doing that, 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.040 and I'll need it at that point. No, that's like 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.640 when we had ninety eight degrees on the show and 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:52.560 Elvis wanted the studio ninety degrees. That wasn't fun. Can 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:57.440 you do do a podcast in a room that's a hundred degrees? No? No, no, 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:02.040 you know, d degrees feels like, uh, remember back when 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:05.400 I was in the sauna with Will. Oh, that's okay 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:08.360 in episode fifty good luck with the float chart for 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:11.120 this episode. Back to that episode fifty, I got called 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:13.720 on the carpet because I said, my mom was behind 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:17.040 some episodes, and I jumped to that episode to I said, 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.680 but my mom listened to order. That was the episode 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:21.599 we're up to. So don't don't call me out on that. Well, 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:24.960 episode fifty, when I was in with Will in the sauna, 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:28.160 we had the sauna up to one hundred eighty degrees. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.360 So that means if we were to sit here and 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:33.560 do a show for an hour at a hundred degrees, 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:35.760 I think we'd be able to hack it. It's not 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:38.560 that we would be dead, it's that it would be uncomfortable. 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.840 I'd be sweating and just I don't want that. But 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:43.760 then you you know you're releasing toxins when you sweat. Okay, 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:47.599 it's good for you to sweat. I heard Will told 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.560 me that that the sauna is good for you. I 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:54.080 get your your abdomen. Bodybuilding guy told you that I'm 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:56.240 not doing that jacked. I mean, if this is what 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:59.120 he does, okay, you are? Is he jack because he 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:01.720 works out or because you got to him? No, let 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:04.039 me let me say this. Yeah, I should trust people 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.200 that are in good shape. If I see, if I 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:08.720 see a dentist with perfect teeth, I'm trusting that guy. No, 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:11.560 you don't trust him, You trust his dentist. You know 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:14.320 the old riddle. You walk into a small town and 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:18.200 the two barbershops, and one barber has a crazy haircut, 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:22.160 and and and and uh, and there's another barber has 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:26.680 the perfect haircut. Right, his shop is his his shop 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:29.680 is clean, and and he has a perfect haircut. The 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:33.640 other guy's shop is is messy, right, and he's got 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:36.840 a messy haircut. What shop do you go to? Well, 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.680 obviously you go to the one with the messy haircut 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:41.960 because he's doing business. He's got a hair on the 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:45.720 floor because he's got customers, and he did the hair right, 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:47.920 and then most likely yes. But I'm just saying, if 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.120 a guy, when it comes to the world of working out, 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:54.000 if a person is in perfect shape, I'm trusting that person. Okay, 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:55.520 but I'm not going to turn the heat up in 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:57.320 here to a hundred because you and will sweat into 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:59.400 yourself with those shirts on. But I'm also not trusting 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.520 DJ Valid when he's telling me to go on some 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:07.000 weight loss program another ton. I mean, would you listen, 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:09.880 he's got the he's got the what is the keys, right, 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:12.840 A major key he doesn't have the major key to 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:17.000 lose weight. He doesn't major key food, right, that's right. 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:22.159 He needs the major regional SUPERMARKETO major. He needs the 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.160 key to the sundine can open up the fish. No, 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:28.440 I would not trust him for dieting advice unless he 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:30.200 was five hundred pounds and he lost it and he's 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.719 down to you know, to eighty whatever. I'm just noting 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.320 against DJE so as I'm saying, saunas are good for you. 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:37.520 So let's turn up to freaking heating here, man, let's 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:40.800 do it. Saunas are good for you in limited exposure, 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:43.240 when you're not wearing clothing and you're in there for 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:46.000 ten minutes. Saunas are not good when you're fully dressed 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.359 in a room trying to work and focus and be 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:52.200 amusing hopefully. Uh no, not for an hour and a half, 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.800 all right. I thought speaking of an hour and a half, 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:58.080 our podcast was ninety one minutes I think last week. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:00.120 But it's at a hundred and fifty one. That is 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.200 a glitch. Here's another thing. You're not getting another ninety 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:06.720 minutes today because we're on a time crunch. Were first 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:08.280 of all, we have to go home and pack I 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:12.800 got so much to do today Tomorrow to go to 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.960 the Heart Podcast Awards Radio Podcast Awards, which as you know, 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:18.800 we're nominated for. If you don't know the full story, 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.680 you can go to our social media at David Brody 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:23.640 and at Scary Jones or if you prefer at Scary 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:25.800 Jones and at David Brodie, and of course that's on 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:29.200 Twitter and Instagram, you'll you'll see the link to the story. 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:32.760 Interview we did for AM New York officially reached released 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:35.720 in the paper. The physical paper today was online yesterday. 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:37.400 So AM New York is a local New York and 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:40.640 newspaper and they have a digital component which I go 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:43.400 to every single day. That's no lie, every day. They 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:48.080 have entertainment section, politics, news not a sponsor um. They 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:51.240 have a transit section, opinion section, basically anything at all 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:52.760 that you want to know about New York. It's your 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.520 New York paper, right okay, and at website. And so 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:57.800 they did an interview with us on Tuesday. Uh, the 0:07:57.800 --> 0:07:59.800 pictures came out really nice. I thought, I think, I 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:02.440 thought so too. I'd like to hire that guy and 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.640 haven't followed me. He was, well, the photo credit has 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:06.120 his name. We should get him. He was really good. 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:08.760 He used the slimming filter. It was nice whatever that 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:13.400 was Instagram, and so we had fun. Now I made 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:15.720 a joke in the interview, and the girl had listened 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:17.400 to the podcast. She was a fan of the show, 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:22.520 and she made a joke about putting the Brodian scary scary, 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:25.080 seems to think. I went behind his back and went 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:26.600 to her and said, I didn't hear you say it. 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:29.600 I would have corrected, well, you can't listen to the 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.480 audio because we don't have the audio of the interview, 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.040 but she's sending us clips of the audio from the 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:35.840 interview so that next week, on next week's podcast, we 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:37.720 can play clips of it. Well, and I think we 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:41.679 were very funny, very slickly pulled her aside. And first Nope, 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:44.560 I said, spell it David correctly, I'm not Dave, and 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.199 I spelled Brody. Why did she put that little wise 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:49.959 crack in there, because during the interview I said it's 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:52.720 brody and scary. We were joking, and she said, no, 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:55.840 I know, I listened to the podcast. So she decided 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:58.400 in the in the story to write you want to 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:00.599 get her on the phone next episode, only just I 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:02.839 only set up that interview. That was my context and 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.360 my people, and I brought that to the embarrassing moment 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:09.160 because I said, I go to AM New York every night. Um, 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:12.760 sometimes the writing. The writing is always great, but sometimes 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:16.360 they leave out dates. Sometimes they'll say, hey, it premieres 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:18.559 next week. But if you don't know what week, then 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:20.800 article went up Friday or Monday. You don't know if 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:23.080 it's next week this week. It's a little confusing. Sometimes 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:26.800 they sometimes leave out like, oh, it's next week, shoes right. 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:32.120 Happens a lot. So one particular time I tried, well, 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:34.559 maybe twice I tracked down the writer of an article. 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:36.480 I needed the information. Three times. You blame it on 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:39.360 the intern No, I don't ever blame interns. The writer 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.440 or the writer is the writer of the article. There 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:44.800 about how it got on the air on our air, 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:47.439 you blamed our interns. What are you talking about. I'm 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:49.320 just saying you're you're saying a couple of times you're 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:51.200 about to tell a star. A couple of times I 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:55.000 went and I tweeted at the writers of articles and said, hey, 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.559 you didn't say when the show is. You said it's 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:00.240 on Tuesday, but you didn't say what Tuesday, and I 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:01.880 don't know when the article went up because the article 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:03.960 doesn't have a dated to tell you about this, this 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:06.520 admission moment where you're about to tell elvits say, oh, 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.000 if I make a mistake, Elvis knows it was my mistake, 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:11.840 and a couple of times it's been because anyway, So 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:14.120 that when the writer of the article came in, right, 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:16.080 she said, oh, hi Brodi, I said, guy, it's just 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:18.079 you don't know if we haven't met, but you've tweeted 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:22.040 at me that I've left out of articles. She knew me. Yeah, 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.480 because you're a Scotch. She wrote, age have her name. 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:26.000 We'll pull up her name real quick. Your name is 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:29.640 Megan Giannata, Megan gian I think she's uh m e 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:33.840 g h G I A right, because nice Jewish girl, 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:40.040 far from it, far from Jewish, but very nice. So yeah, 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.400 so we're flying out tomorrow and hopefully we'll come home 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:44.440 with a piece of glass. Did we talk about the 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:50.040 upgrade fee? You're not? Why? Okay? So scary? Uh? And 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:52.240 I got booked and we wanted window seats so we 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:54.160 weren't gonna be sitting together and long, I gotta sit 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:57.880 down for this. Here we go. Here comes Brodie's first 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:00.800 moment where he gets terrail on me. I got, I 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.600 gotta really a couple of times, Okay, I think I 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:06.040 think you guys, I think the slices are gonna agree 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:08.079 mostly with me. But we'll say, of course they're frugal. 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:13.800 It's not about being Okay. So what airline are we on? United? Maybe? Yeah, 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:18.640 all right, good airline? Do we have a choice? Not 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:22.360 a sponsor? And uh, speaking sponsors, We're gonna talk about 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:25.040 sponsors in a minute, remind me. So we get our 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:27.679 flight assignments are seat assignments were both by windows different 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:29.959 parts of the plane. And I'm I don't know. The 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:32.120 plane's got thirty rows. Maybe I'm in road twenty three, 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.520 so I'm towards the back. Scary text me and he says, 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:38.080 you gotta upgrade. You got for twurdion forty three dollars 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:41.960 round trip round trip, round trip three. You didn't say that. 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:44.880 He said two ft three. It's about dollars each way go. 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:48.040 You said two dollars. Whatever. It was upgrades in the 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:49.760 front of the plane. You got an upgrade board, you 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:51.960 got upgrade, you get on first, got up good. So 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:54.960 I texted back. I said oh, that's a good price 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:56.560 for first class to get to the front of the plane. 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:59.280 And you said, no, no, not first class, just to 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:01.240 get closer to the front so he can get on 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:04.000 and off fast night. The front row of coach where 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:07.880 you have Have you ever seen rows seven seven? When 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:09.880 the front row of coach, let me tell you about 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:11.480 rose seven. That's the extra room. But I'll tell you 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.000 what I don't like. You gotta use armrest screen. I 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.760 don't want armrest screen, armrest tray. I want the tray 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:18.360 in front of it. That's the trade off. I want 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:20.640 leg room, and I want to be able to If 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:22.520 I got the middle seat of that front row, it's 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:25.040 no problem because all three people. Nobody has to get 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:26.680 it for anybody, because you get all that you got 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:31.400 like you could fit like a huge freaking like a 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:35.199 lot of room. Any No, I just I'm just saying 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:37.960 it's worth every penny. On on a hold on on 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:42.120 a six hour flight. We're going New York to l A. 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.960 That's just looks a long flight. So I said, think 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:47.240 you first of all, thinking it was first of all 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:50.000 was one way, I said two and fifty dollars roughly, 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:52.040 because I'm sure they'll throw tax on. There is a 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:53.720 lot to pay just to be closer to the front 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:55.600 of the plane. As I like to say, you'll hit 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:59.800 the mountain before I do. So that's terrible. What a 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:01.720 But that's a lot of that's a lot of money 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:04.640 to upgrade a seat, not in the first class. They're 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:07.640 flying us out, they're flying us, They're paying for all 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.160 this stuff. I feel if that's the only expense in 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:12.439 my weekend, it's not gonna be. You're gonna want to 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:14.160 go to a fancy restaurant. You're gonna drag me out 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.719 to a fancy I'm I'm a dr fat loss. I'm 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:19.800 gonna eat conservatively and clean. That's fine. We can still 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:21.000 go to a nice place so I can eat like 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:22.680 a normal human beings. So I can sit there and 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:24.960 want you. And that's the way it works. Maybe this 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:26.640 is what I'm gonna buy you a steak dinner. This 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.360 could be the moment by myself. By steak dinner. I'm 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:31.840 gonna stare at you. Nothing. No one says I have 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:34.800 to eat. That's no one said I have to eat. 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:36.719 We will pay for it, all right, We'll have to 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:40.560 figure a nice steak place. Okay, night, though, I can 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:43.120 go to a steakhouse. That's Saturday before the old concert 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:45.400 we're going to. We gotta figure that out. I think 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:47.559 Saturday we go to We're going to Alter Ego, which 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:50.360 is I Heart Radio is big a rock concert. That's 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:52.520 that's the night after that, Saturday night, right Saturday, which 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:55.559 I'm not sure what you're gonna do there. There's like 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:57.079 eight bands playing, and I don't think you know more 0:13:57.080 --> 0:14:00.800 than like two songs by the Killers, Killers, Wheezer, weez Or. Yeah, 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:02.920 you don't know Muse, you don't know the Views. I 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:04.840 know a couple. Yeah, I wish I knew you when 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:06.640 I was your honey one pilots. You'll like a couple 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:09.800 of songs out listen, I know a few. I'm a 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:11.480 you're gonna dress rock and roll chic for the alt 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:14.040 rock consif alt rockets, I think I'm gonna go Brooklyn 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:19.080 industrial Bok industrial set. But no but so yeah, so yeah, 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:22.160 come at me, Bra with the plane thing. Sometimes I 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:24.240 worked every penny. Yeah, you know what we're gonna take. 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:26.800 I'm gonna take that two hundred forty three dollars plus tax, 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:30.120 and I'm spend it on something that I need. I 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.600 think some of our listeners would agree that they would 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:35.000 pay that that's fine if they have the extra money. 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:38.640 I get feel like I feel, especially if you're not 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:40.880 paying for anything else about the flight. If I had 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.600 money to burn, I'd like it's a semi decent investment. 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.080 We're not paying for the hotel, we're not paying for 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:46.840 the flight. Doesn't give me more money in my bank account. 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:49.440 So you you think differently. You go, well, the flight's free, 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.760 I'll pay to forty. No, I'm thinking the flights free. 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:53.080 And if I pay to for you, the flight's no 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.400 longer free. So I don't look at it that way. 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:58.240 I'm a I'm a glasses half full guy. Yeah, I'm 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.280 I'm a glass with a crack, and but I can't 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:02.040 afford new glasses. I'm gona use glass to cracking it 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.920 anyway all day, all day, you sit there in the 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.320 back of the plane and smell the bathroom ship whatever 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:10.200 I'll spend them. You know what I'll do. I'm gonna 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.120 take two dred and forty three singles on the plane 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:14.280 and I'm just gonna keep counting them. I'm gonna smell 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.360 that money. You're gonna know that what else can I buy? 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:20.000 Two dollars. That's how I do. It's gonna buy feel free. 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:21.800 You get to hang out in the back of the bathroom, 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.280 doesn't matter. And I'm gonna be watching movies. We have 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:27.440 all the movies from our sag Aftra. We're in the Union. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:30.080 We have all the movies that were nominated. I'm gonna watch. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:32.400 I'm gonna watch maybe Vice on the plane. Good luck 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:34.840 on bringing in your carry on and finding some some 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:37.520 overhead compartment space. In one you're in group for talking 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:41.000 to David Brody from the Brooken Boys podcast. You'll be 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:42.360 in the back. I'm gonna go with you because you're 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:45.520 gonna say we're traveling together. You'll be great. If you 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:48.440 applied for a T s A pre so that's what 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:50.480 you can get here. If there's any T s A agents, 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:53.160 by the way, that's not redundant. A is not for agent. 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:55.240 If there's any T s A agents working that day, 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:58.720 I'll be thrilled this stupid government shutdown. Those poor bastards 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:00.880 have to work for free, and I hope they're in 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:03.200 good spirits. God willing will get on a plane and 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:04.960 no one will bring a bomb on the plane, So 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:06.880 I'm not worried about I just want to get on 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:09.280 the plane and getting land safely. Okay, and we're gonna 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:10.920 fly out of this mess because a big storm is 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:16.360 coming here. Oh New York. We're gonna miss that, thank god. Yeah. 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:19.280 Uh so when we mentioned sponsors, let's get this out 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:21.600 of the way, we went, okay, oh god, yes, this 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:23.720 is the big Is this the pink elephant in the room? 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:27.440 This pound grill. This is the eight hundred pound pink 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:29.800 elephant gorilla that had sex with each other. And there's 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:33.440 a elephant gorilla. There are things that are beyond our 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.720 control that you must know about. Let's pull back the curtain, Brody, 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:39.840 before we go further with any entertainment. This is suddenly 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:42.520 not becoming a This is becoming quickly a not film, 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:45.440 film and hot dog podcast. This is a little it's 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:49.160 information formative. It's not comedy. But alright, so let's just 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:52.280 tell everybody. For for the first sixties seven episodes, we 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:58.560 would upload our podcast to uh server owned bike let's 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:01.680 say company A. Yeah, just a company A. And then 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:03.400 we would we would we would do our commercials for 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:06.320 Feltman's and the State company. We did all the things, 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:09.520 popcorn whatever, and that would all be live and all 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:12.360 recorded together and it would go up and done. And 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:15.240 our company has signed a deal with a great new 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:18.080 company that has a lot of functionality and features and 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.440 cool things and their own sales staff and their own 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:23.560 sales staff and what they are able to do, which 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:27.800 you may have noticed. Uh, I keep I keep in 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:31.119 mind scary and I have to get better at verbally 0:17:31.720 --> 0:17:35.800 allowing for spaces for these ads. Uh, they're going to 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:38.600 put ads in. For instance, our old, our old way 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:40.639 of doing things was we would do a commercial for 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:43.439 the Oma Stakes, which would not a sponsor anymore, and 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:45.879 we would say, oh, Father's Day sale. But then like 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:48.679 six months later you'd go back to the podcast and 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:50.520 that it would be a Father's Day commercial. If you 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:52.080 listen to a year from now, you're like, oh, it's 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:53.919 Father's Day again. There must be a You might be 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:56.400 hearing this right now looking for a Feltman's hot dog 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:59.320 at Baltucci's. But next thing you know, uh that they 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:01.840 don't sell them there anymore a year, a year from 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:05.040 now when you're hearing this. So this new company has 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:08.320 this great technology that allows them to put in the 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:11.240 commercial digitally after we're done with the recording and we 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:14.320 post it and then replace that commercial when its it 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:16.800 expires with with a new, updated commercial, which is good 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:19.880 for you as the consumer because you're not hearing outdated commercials. However, 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:23.840 if they don't have a commercial, if they haven't sold 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:27.800 the inventory meeting those spaces that they've allotted now in 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:32.720 our podcast, they will place a placeholder, which could be 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:36.320 a promo for another podcast. So you might be hearing 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:38.760 some filler, you know, in a little bit when wee 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:41.040 that button, when we say you know what, we're gonna 0:18:41.040 --> 0:18:43.199 talk about what happened to Chinese restaurant? Right after this, 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:47.640 there'll be a commercial we haven't heard, possibly or a promo. 0:18:47.720 --> 0:18:50.480 Now it may sound like the podcast switch, don't freak out, 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:53.800 it's an ad for another podcast, is the flip side 0:18:53.800 --> 0:18:57.880 of that is Hopefully going forward, our podcast promos will 0:18:57.920 --> 0:19:00.280