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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Nocturnal

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Speaker 1: and Miss Trends. That is a wet dream joke courtesy

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Speaker 1: of I'm gonna go ahead and give it to uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want to go ahead and give that to Brian engineer.

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Speaker 1: Brian Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was that was his idea.

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Speaker 1: Send all your send all your feedback that way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm jack, you are mild, I am. This is what's trending.

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Speaker 1: Eurovision is trending. The real Eurovision, not the movie. The

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Speaker 1: actual event is happening. We get it all. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is the thing. This The reason it's trending is

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Speaker 1: because we can watch it in the US now rather

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Speaker 1: than like watching YouTube clips. The semifinals and grand final

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Speaker 1: will be like on Peacock or some shit, so you

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Speaker 1: can kind of like watch along and get the vibes

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Speaker 1: like they do in Europe. And the first one I

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Speaker 1: think was today at like noon hour time, and then

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Speaker 1: the next the second semi final is going to be

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Speaker 1: on Thursday at three pm Eastern, so you can kind

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Speaker 1: of check it out. I'm gonna I want to see

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Speaker 1: it because I always see the like euro Twitter go

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Speaker 1: up when Eurovisions happening. And I never know what the

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Speaker 1: fuck is going on and how cool it is. I

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Speaker 1: always just see the clips after the facts. Though, what

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Speaker 1: if I don't speak European, Miles, what do I What

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Speaker 1: do I do? Then? Well, you're in luck, Jack, because

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Speaker 1: rhythm and melody are universal. That's the only language I speak.

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Speaker 1: Many and obviously spectacle too, because like again, the acts

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Speaker 1: are really you know, from the images I'm seeing, they

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Speaker 1: look like they're putting on a show. I think Rachel

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Speaker 1: McAdams should have been nominated for her performance in Eurovision.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of Eurovision, Yeah, it wasn't a song like fucking nominated? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: for sure, I thought it was. I couldn't believe when

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Speaker 1: I saw I was like, wait, what, It's the best

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Speaker 1: lip sync that I think I've ever seen? Like her,

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Speaker 1: her lip sinking in that movie is just great. All right?

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Speaker 1: Shrek is trending? Uh? Why why is Shrek trending this time? Miles?

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Speaker 1: Because Shrek died? Damn you hate to see it. Yep,

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Speaker 1: he really happens. You always get nervous when you see Shrek, Trent,

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Speaker 1: you know, whenever I see Shrek trending, I'm like, oh, no,

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Speaker 1: tell me Shrek's look. No, that it's the twentieth fucking

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Speaker 1: anniversary of when the film came out. Today, Mark's twenty

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Speaker 1: years since we were shrecked. Yeah, and the internet is

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Speaker 1: will never be the same forever. RI shrecked on that

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Speaker 1: movie's name because that is that is such a specific time.

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Speaker 1: Like we we did a live show about the year

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Speaker 1: two thousand. We might do another one at some point,

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Speaker 1: but uh, but that Shrek's just dominance. That year felt

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Speaker 1: go away. Uh, and it never did. I still am

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Speaker 1: considering getting a Shrek full full back piece now. It's

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Speaker 1: just a it's like, for instance, I think it's fitting

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Speaker 1: that one of the things that people are doing in

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Speaker 1: honor of Shrek's twentieth birthday is drawing Shrek from memory,

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Speaker 1: and the drums are all sorts of fucked up because like,

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Speaker 1: Shrek just kind of disappeared from the culture, so you

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Speaker 1: have to draw him from memory. It's not like it

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Speaker 1: would be interesting to see somebody draw like Mickey Mouse

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Speaker 1: or Woody from Toy Story from memory because they're still everywhere.

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Speaker 1: But Shrek, it's a it's a distant memory. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean I didn't realize too like in all of these

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Speaker 1: fans know that Chris Farley was supposed to be Shrek. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he recorded a ton of dialogue already before he

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Speaker 1: those tapes that That's one of my favorite careers to imagine,

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Speaker 1: true loss, And I think we lost a lot in

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Speaker 1: and his inexplicable decision to always do a Scottish accent.

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Speaker 1: no man. But there was a write of recently about

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Speaker 1: you say the thing you were going to say about Shrek,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, just like I didn't almost another thing in

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Speaker 1: Jeter and got a gift to pasket from him. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: a lot about the weird stuff of like fun stuff

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine them green lighting it. And it's like

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Speaker 1: I remember Derek. Yes, he was so sweet and he

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Speaker 1: That's probably the interesting thing about Derek Jeter is like

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