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Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all

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Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit on giving them like

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Speaker 1: h I sure will A good morning everybody. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the voice, come on, dig me now want and

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Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o, man o, man,

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Speaker 1: I just I have to tell you this. How good

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Speaker 1: is the God I served? How amazing is he? That's

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Speaker 1: that's all, you know. And you know, really, man, when

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Speaker 1: I try to explain um, how I feel about what

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Speaker 1: up with that they just they they inadequate. Man, They

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Speaker 1: I could say amazing. At one time. I even just

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Speaker 1: That's that's all the change he is with me. I

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Speaker 1: So you know, as as hard as I try, no

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Speaker 1: is it is your determination and your effort. Listen to

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Speaker 1: me carefully. It is your determination and your effort. I

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Speaker 1: think that the average person, and I'm not knocking you,

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Speaker 1: I just want you to hear me out. I think

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Speaker 1: what stops the average person from becoming successful is that

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Speaker 1: we don't realize the effort that it takes. That's just truth.

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Speaker 1: I found that to be so true in my life

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Speaker 1: really can comprehend the effort that it takes to become successful.

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Speaker 1: This is the thing that you have to wrap your

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Speaker 1: on any level, in any area, the dream is the beginning.

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Speaker 1: Good Lord, let me tell you something. The determination and

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Speaker 1: effort is massive. You cannot be overly concerned with sleep.

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Speaker 1: If you are a person who is always concerned about sleep,

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Speaker 1: get success out your mind. A fit to happen partner

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Speaker 1: is not fit to happen. You cannot be that concerned

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Speaker 1: about sleep. Now listen to me. You have to get

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Speaker 1: your rest. But this was my philosophy. I'm just sharing

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Speaker 1: I stopped being concerned about sleep. I got my rest,

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Speaker 1: put forth some more effort. But listen to me. You

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Speaker 1: life and expect to get successful. Now, after you get successful,

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Speaker 1: not harder. So as you get successful, you may have

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Speaker 1: I don't see how you can do it, I promise you.

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Speaker 1: I've sat down ahead real talks with it wasn't concerned

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Speaker 1: Listen to me. The effort that it requires is massive.

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Speaker 1: Understand that the effort that is required to be successful

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Speaker 1: can you Now now I'm instead of you just driving

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Speaker 1: every year your family to the family union, sit at

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Speaker 1: they down they eating extra potatoes, are making place. You're

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Speaker 1: not not arguing about this every year? For real? Man,

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Speaker 1: They ain't got the T shirt money. You know they

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Speaker 1: in that, really, man, so so so so so you

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Speaker 1: want that to be it every year? Or do you

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Speaker 1: want this year I'm taking my family to New Orleans,

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Speaker 1: me and my family gonna go sight See, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: we're gonna go out there for a weekend. You know,

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Speaker 1: you know it can happen like that. But if you

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Speaker 1: That's that's all it is to it. See, ordinary effort

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Speaker 1: that's extra. If you do extra, you can take ordinary

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, I wish I could tell you another way,

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Speaker 1: Somebody sent me a tweet the other day, a partner

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Speaker 1: It's in block print. He said, no alarm clock needed,

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Speaker 1: My passion wakes me. That's what you got to be about.

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Speaker 1: You're Harvey Morning Show. Ladies and gentlemen here in Steve

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Speaker 1: Irving Morning Show. In your mouth? Do it seen? Are

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Speaker 1: you doing? Looking real good today? Calling for good morning?

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Speaker 1: Was handing luck money? Oh junior saying morning up, morning up, nephew,

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Speaker 1: I feel it. You feel it. I feel it. You

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Speaker 1: feel Why don't you put that Christmas tree up? Ye?

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Speaker 1: Oh what a Christmas tree? Pitch young, so I would

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Speaker 1: We got started, okay, Yeah, now you wanted to see you.

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Speaker 1: It ain't gonna be what you think. Oh man, I

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Speaker 1: know it's ball. I've been to the mall, that's it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Zach s ain't tree this one a little shorter this year,

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Speaker 1: little tree over right now. To say it, kid, you

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Speaker 1: not man? It steems from my whole childhood. Man, it was.

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Speaker 1: I love Christmas. It was my favorite holiday. And I

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Speaker 1: do it. Man, done it. He hadn't done it. I

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Speaker 1: gold card? Oh you gotta God call Junior wo man, Wow,

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Speaker 1: I didn't let nobody ride in my wag. And we

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Speaker 1: What about your nephew, big Will you know that little

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Speaker 1: and all of that, and we'll hear from Steve, of

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Speaker 1: back right after this June. You gotta go, car. You're

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Speaker 1: breastfeed my baby? What? Can you breastfeed my baby? All

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Speaker 1: a man cat dog if you would loo? Hello man,

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, this hey hey man, uh hey man, this

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Speaker 1: this this this dog and uh huh this who this man?

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, he gave me your phone number. I know

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Speaker 1: you don't know. Member, gave me your number who you're

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Speaker 1: talking about on the south side. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah

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Speaker 1: my man. I feel for you, but but why are you?

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Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you telling me this? I'm trying.

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Speaker 1: Um see, man, I haven't got the kids by myself,

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Speaker 1: And I the reason why I got you, know, because

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Speaker 1: I I'm just going through this. It's just hard right now. Bro.

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Speaker 1: Dog howny help you. Dog. I got kids of my own. Dog,

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Speaker 1: howmy help you. Let's see. That's That's what I'm saying now.

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Speaker 1: Ain't ain't you ain't you married to to me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You can't play. You can't play over the holidays, Jay,

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Speaker 1: go outside play some touch football. You getting vamily, everybody,

421
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: Just play some touch football. You got a grown ass

422
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: man thing. It's cool to run over a third brander,

423
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: Just run over you get funnish? Yeah, just just funnish it,

424
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: damn man, with playing football a kid, the child. You

425
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: hain't been putting them on me? You know how I

426
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 1: check me? You put him to check me. But what

427
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do to remember what you out here for

428
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: a little as all I got to say. You know,

429
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: if you can't, you can't to handle the heat, get

430
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: out this kid. I don't care if your aide, I

431
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: don't care if you're I don't let him cry. Let

432
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: him cry. He ain't got to learn. Man. This man's game,

433
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: girl it is. It's another game you can't play. Okay,

434
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: you want to play dominoes. But you got that dude

435
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 1: that been you've been you've been away for a while,

436
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: and he takes this game a little bit too six

437
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, he'd been in he's been away.

438
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: You know, he's been in the system. He even locked.

439
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: Dominoes is a different game, manh Yeah, you shouldn't have

440
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: been here, man, now you want to play old old

441
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: way man, hold of dog, hot Dog. I just sent

442
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: you to the yard on new trail. Hello dog, you

443
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: just went to the yard on new trail. You ain't

444
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: had no trade minute goal. What you're talking about, but

445
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm talking about I'm talking about your ass is something

446
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: that all you're trying to get shite? What's happening? You

447
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: know you're out? Now, you're out now? No, no, okay, okay.

448
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need two pacts of cigarettes for that at

449
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: the holiday party. That's all I'm saying. And I'm gonna

450
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: need two packs next time I see you. Now in

451
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: an under shake, we we gotta play another game, all right.

452
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna we're gonna go back outside and try

453
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: to play this a simple game, family game of dodgeball.

454
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: It's the same guy. I think it's a lot of fun.

455
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: He hit a third grand nine in my own ball.

456
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: He ain't when he out here playing full cat game.

457
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: It's called dodgeball. It ain't called standing there and get

458
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: hitting him. You gotta hit him so hard he ain't

459
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: what he up. I better talk. Nah, gonna cock back

460
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: with that little weak ass throw like I ain't seen

461
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: that corn I get him in the face. In the face,

462
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: that's why he needs to pay attention. Mean, oh we

463
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: go back in the hospital. Decided to play chess. But

464
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: here's what happened. The man who think he knew everything

465
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: about chess get his ass dusted by that eighth grader.

466
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: Now he really upset. The little boy told his ass

467
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: up chess. He can't take it. That's where all the

468
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: pieces gonna be on the floor. Yeah, he picked them up.

469
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, dog, you can't say check late.

470
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: We just got started. How you gonna how are you going? Dog?

471
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: Don't don't. No, we've number four, five, six moves. What

472
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: did you talk about? Checkmate? No, that ain't our chess.

473
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: Go chess. The thinking man game right, You ain't had

474
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: time to think. He won the game, man, He won

475
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: the game. Game. He just said check mate. Yeah he

476
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: beat you. How show me how he showed you? That?

477
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: Ain't you can't do that. See you gotta do look

478
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: man in chest, you have to make a minimum with

479
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: twenty moves. He he didn't have to do that for you. Dog,

480
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: Just how it's done. Dog. Now you ain't even post

481
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: say check unless it's been twenty moves. Maybe try to

482
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: something else. I don't know. Man, See, y'all need to

483
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: play chess with white folk. Everything is racial with you.

484
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: Last game, last game, game play checkers check. It's the

485
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: same guy with the dodgeball really enjoyed beating a third rat.

486
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: He gets such bad broad Brown Brown Brown, can't king me?

487
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: Your crying for what your ass out? No no, no, no, no,

488
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: no no. Man, you can't jump back because you got

489
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: the red pizza. Red pizza, red pizza. Can't jump back

490
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: many end of this game. Okay, let's move on. You're listening,

491
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: all right, guys. It is time to look into the

492
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: crazy mind of Jay Anthony Brown. Oh lord, well, I'm

493
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 1: glad you did that. I'm glad you're doing that. You

494
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 1: are and a lot of time. I have foolishness and craziness,

495
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 1: a lot of time. Huh what you got to day?

496
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: What's in there to day? Something I have that spay

497
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: will put. I put together a little company that's called

498
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:03,399
Speaker 1: Side Peace Helper. Now you won't for a side piece.

499
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: You won't be able to get in touch with who

500
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: you want to get in touch with. I don't know, Holidays,

501
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: it's starting. It's gonna be toughly, But with Side Piece helpers.

502
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,919
Speaker 1: You can call and get out all your frustration. They're

503
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: not gonna judge you. That's because you call a friend.

504
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: They're gonna judge you. What I told you, We're not

505
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: doing that at side Piece Helper. Side Piece Helper is

506
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: helping side Pieces get through the holidays. They're listening, they're

507
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 1: gonna quiet, They've got good advice. Tommy knows about it.

508
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: I mean you we talked about putting them together. So Timmy,

509
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: what what you got now? Well, I mean, you know,

510
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 1: they help us and we all helpless. You know what

511
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 1: I mean. We're gonna try to do what we can

512
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: to get the message to your love war right, okay,

513
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 1: So what you have to do is if you watch

514
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: the movie Harriet, go in your backyard and start saying it,

515
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 1: and then the people next to start singing, and soon

516
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: or later they're the message. We get wade out on

517
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,919
Speaker 1: the way to the person if you wanted to get away,

518
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: you understand, get a message to the one we love

519
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: because I know these are with everything in us. You know,

520
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: you guys. One thing about this show, we're always helping

521
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:22,919
Speaker 1: people that nobody out now. We kept it. We helped

522
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: to get them to the polls and now this wow,

523
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: we help, Wow, this is this is this is ball

524
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: up in a knot time. This is time you ball

525
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: up in a night. You didn't You didn't tell j

526
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,439
Speaker 1: about the side piece helper mobile app. You didn't tell them? Yes,

527
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: go to the app. Yeah, like you need like a

528
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 1: side piece on Christmas, you can't get it to it.

529
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: We will take a plate to her from your house

530
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 1: and we take the plate to her and we put

531
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: the you know, her gift. We transport that, you know,

532
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: whatever it is. And know what we got, you know

533
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: what else we got? We got side piece? How Burger

534
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: helps the dinner for them? You see, that's the dinner

535
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: for them to have, you know, because they can't have

536
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: with everybody else. You see what I'm saying. Now you're thinking, huh,

537
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: load the app and get out of that harmony. Who

538
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 1: told her how good your wife cooking is? Well, now

539
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: she can taste it. I hate all right, Come and

540
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 1: have a thirty four minutes after the hour, we're gonna

541
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: talk about holiday breakups. This kind of all goes together

542
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: right after this. Oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're listening show. Well,

543
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: the second largest peak of breakup season is here. That's right.

544
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 1: Relationship experts say the largest peak is during the spring,

545
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: a month or so after Valentine Today. Anyway, white breakup now?

546
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: Is it to avoid meeting the family or is it

547
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: time for a refresh start, for a fresh start? Yeah,

548
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: because of the new year. So I gotta ask the guys,

549
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: when is the best time, When is the best time

550
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: to end a relationship? And what advice do you have

551
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: for anyone going through a breakup? Right now, I'll go,

552
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: I'll go. You If you had been planning to break

553
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: up and you ain't broke up now by now, you're

554
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: a damn fool. You just straight because you missed your

555
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: window of opportunity to break up. It's too close to Christmas.

556
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: Let me have it. Not to act a fool. Go ahead, time,

557
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: get some man. You're gonna If you're gonna break up,

558
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: you should have broke up by October right Halloween you

559
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: should have been You should have matter fact, you should

560
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: have scared the hell out of her Halloween when you

561
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 1: know right around me. Yes, and then you don't go

562
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 1: through Thanksgiving and Christmas by yourself. But because I'm telling you,

563
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: if you don't have the money, you should know it

564
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: by October. You know you ain't gotta love money for

565
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: gifts and all this kind go here, Julie. And if

566
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: you knew you was gonna break up with huh, then

567
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: you should have You should have really did it by

568
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: back to school because Sember, Yeah, because you already knew

569
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: you didn't want to be with us. So after you

570
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: got the school closed, then you get out that when

571
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: you leave on a good note, that's how you's And

572
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 1: see what happens when you break up at this time

573
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: when you bring them we got days before Christmas. I

574
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: don't know how many you expect to have stupidity at

575
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: your front door, Okay? And then if you're not ready

576
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 1: for that, to have craziness at your front door, you

577
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 1: should have broke up a long time ago. Breaking up

578
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: now brings all that Your cog gonna be messed up.

579
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: It's gonna get ugly. You waited, you veteran, you veteran time.

580
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: But listen, but listen, you said, today's December fourteen, before Christmas.

581
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 1: It's right now, y'all. Oh, you can pull it off,

582
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: calling you pull it off, but it's gonna be a

583
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: rough one. Though this was This is gonna be a

584
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: major argument because she has locked in. There's a gas,

585
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: that's what he Yeah, yeah, I don't care. Bring up

586
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: with me, but have me again. It's hard. It is

587
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,839
Speaker 1: at leven days. It's hard to get people. You're gonna

588
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: have to get like to break up now, you pretty

589
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: much gotta get kidnapped. And then yeah, you just have

590
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: to get You have to be gold and come back

591
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: on the twenty six is what did I miss? And

592
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: you face the new year you want you want to

593
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: under maybe you can do this. Noa, noa. I'm friends

594
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: with people in Hollywood. So whenever I'm really ready, I

595
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 1: really I'm gonna get im. I'm gonna get shot in

596
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: front of my family. It's gonna look like a real

597
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: and stop that tiny they gonna roll me right out

598
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: on that gun in front of everybody. They gonna see

599
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: that and roll out. And then when you laying on

600
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: that thing, they're gonna pull out of your lands over.

601
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: When we get down the street and letting me out,

602
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fine, get up, get man, but your

603
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: family family's gonna be heartbroken and devastated. Another question, and

604
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: me didn't have to go through this relationship again, so

605
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: you know, I why should I be heard that's what

606
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying. What's your question, Carlo? Go ahead? So now

607
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: how are they doing this? Are they breaking up on Zoom?

608
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: Do they mask up? Zoom? Is the best way to

609
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: break up? Zoom is the ap Zoom. Don't turn you,

610
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: don't have you break up with Zoom. That's the best.

611
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: Brilliant your face and know you're lying. That'll see my mask.

612
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you through my man I ain't gonna

613
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 1: break up and get sick. I'm telling you through my mask.

614
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: And don't turn your camera on because then she seen

615
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: you make eye contact, she gonna feel like I'm gonna

616
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,919
Speaker 1: get weak. Don't do that and you will, So don't

617
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: say it. Don't even look at didn't you could just

618
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: use the phone break up with Zoom. You ain't gonna

619
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:07,240
Speaker 1: be in the room. I love that Jake, don't follow

620
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: him stupid for all this, I ain't got you know.

621
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: The purpose of you, guys breaking up is so you

622
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 1: won't have to buy a gift because you're cheap. Okay,

623
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: because you're cheap all right now? Coming up coming up next,

624
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: the nephew with a prank phone call. Right after this,

625
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: you're listening, Coming up at the top, of the hour,

626
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter. But up next, nephew,

627
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: Tommy right here with today's prank phone call. What you got, Neff?

628
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: Can you fix my roof? That don't sound harmful? Right?

629
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,879
Speaker 1: That's why I said, Oh, okay, that's nice. Yeah, can

630
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: you fix my roof? That's all I ask? Leaking or something,

631
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: got some issues? I'm just saying no, But can you

632
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: fix my rood? That's all I want to know. Look

633
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: at my pace? I know, Carl. I always looking for

634
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: that hard left. Where you going with it? Though? And

635
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: it's always there? Tommy? Yeah, well, well get ready for

636
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: the hard left. Here we go. Can you fix my roof?

637
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 1: Let's go? Cat dup. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Eduardo. Eduardo,

638
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? I'm one of your neighbors. Man,

639
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: I'm actually like two streets over. I wanted to see

640
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: if you could come around here man and help me out. Man,

641
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 1: I gotta leak in my roof. Are you able to

642
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: come around the corner real quicker and see about fixing

643
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: my roof? Who? Who's this? Yeah? This slammy man? I

644
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: live like two streets over from you. You're Eduardo. Right, yes, okay,

645
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 1: I need you to. I gotta leak in my roof. Man,

646
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: I wanted to see if you can come around here

647
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: and take a little in your roof. What does that

648
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: have to do with me? No, no, I gotta leak in.

649
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: It doesn't have anything to do with you. But I

650
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: wanted to see if you could come around here and

651
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: fix it for me. How did you get my number? Man?

652
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: What I mean? Or where do you think I'm I

653
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: would fix your roof? I got your number from one

654
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: of the neighbors. But you you're you're you're you're Hispanic, right, yeah,

655
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: I know I'm I'm Hispanical. I'm not from Hispani. I'm Mexican,

656
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: if that's what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well what

657
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: I'm American? Mexican American? I mean, are you are you

658
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: trying to be funny or what? What are you talking about?

659
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: Why do I gotta go fix your roof? I mean,

660
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 1: what do you don't don't don't know? Mexican people know

661
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,919
Speaker 1: how to do roots. You know what? Man, don't talk

662
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: to me like that. I'm an educated Mexican. I'm your

663
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: worst nightmare. Who do you do? Who? Who do you

664
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: think you can call me because I think it all

665
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 1: Mexican fixed roofs, and listen here, I'm not a roofer.

666
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: I work at a bank. Okay, you understand that. I

667
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 1: understand you work at a bank. But from my understanding,

668
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,800
Speaker 1: all Hispanic people, I mean, what do you what do you?

669
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: What do you do with the bank? I mean you lay?

670
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 1: Do you lay pile at a bank? What do you?

671
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: What do you do with bank? Listen to you, ignorant.

672
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: I work at a bank. I'm a loan officer. I

673
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 1: am a dangerous I'm a Mexican with good credit. Okay,

674
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: I'm a dangerous Mexican. You put the wrong person. Are

675
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: you that stupid? Huh? What does the matter of your school?

676
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: Who gave you my number? Where do you live? You

677
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: can't be one of my neighbors. I haven't seen a

678
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: retarded person walking around my neighborhood, Ladies. I'm two streets

679
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: over from you. Man. I'm like I said, I got

680
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,919
Speaker 1: a leak in my room and somebody gave me a number.

681
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,240
Speaker 1: I thought all Hispanic people knew how to fix rooms.

682
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:33,959
Speaker 1: Oh really, maybe if I don't cut your classic jacking

683
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: the scale type of off. Huh would that be cool? Huh,

684
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: why don't you come over to my I'll tell you

685
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 1: what I man, you you you're taking this. You're taking

686
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: this the wrong way. I'm trying to give you some work. Man,

687
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying to which all. I really wanted to see

688
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: if you could come over in and fix the leak.

689
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. That's that's really all I

690
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: wanted to do it. I heard you know that most

691
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: Hispanic people, you know, all of y'all supposed to know

692
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,800
Speaker 1: how to do route. I mean, are you are you

693
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: kidding me? Man? You stupid. I work at a bank.

694
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: I've got a degree. You didn't hear me. You're one

695
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: of them ignorant that don't listen empthing. I live in

696
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: a nice neighborhood. Man, what do you do? You sell

697
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: drugs to live in this neighborhood. You pieces, look at this.

698
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: You're making me degrade myself by just talking to you.

699
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: I don't do tile, I don't do construction. I don't

700
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: fix rules. I'm not a mechanic. I don't do yards. Okay,

701
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: do you steal? There's nothing wrong with being a construction

702
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: worker for lamee brick or doing tile or doing roof

703
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: and there's nothing wrong with that. Man. I got a

704
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 1: lot of relatives. I've done those jobs myself, but I

705
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: educated myself. Now I've got a degree and I work

706
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: at a bank as a loan officer. Don't you with me?

707
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: Don't you ever call me again? Hey? Hey, col Hey,

708
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: I need English, Man, I need English English? What what

709
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 1: what are you saying? Man? What are you saying? Man?

710
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: Don't don't be upset because I speak too languages and

711
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: you speak one or you can probably speak Ti gladding

712
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 1: or something like. You know this. You don't want, man,

713
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even like to talk like this.

714
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: I worked at a bank. I gotta deal with customers

715
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: every day, and I deal with ignorant. I don't even

716
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: like I deal with ignorant on a daily basis. Like, dude,

717
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 1: you think I got playing with you? Uh? Man, I

718
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: grew up on the West side. You need you need

719
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: to watch your tone. Okay, man, you hey, man, let

720
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: me let me let me ask you this though. Do

721
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 1: you know Julio? Do you know Julios? Yeah? I know Julios.

722
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: That's that's my cousin. Now what does he have to

723
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 1: do with Okay? Okay, Julio is the one that told

724
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: me to call you. This is nephew Tommy from the

725
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your cousins just got me

726
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: the prank pall call you nah man? I na dude,

727
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: na man, that's what and what? Oh yeah man, yeah,

728
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: I listen to that show. Man, y'all got me what

729
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: many well who? I was ready to be a real

730
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: musk from the hood. Man, God, Holly, you are right man,

731
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: you got me. Man, I was gonna go back to

732
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: be let my cousins. Boy. Man, hey, man, I got

733
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: one more thing ask you had war though. What is

734
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

735
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 1: the land, Man, Steve Harvey in the Morning. Man, he

736
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: got me, Hey Tommy, Tommy, Man, before you go, Man,

737
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: we'll say, tell your boy Steve towards the stay Seattles

738
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,359
Speaker 1: what those susan ain't homeboard from the hood would love

739
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 1: that man, he'd be one of the homeboys. Man, crazy yeah, yeah,

740
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: a problem. Man. You let him got what you asked.

741
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: I told y' I'm gonna make a hard left. Yeah,

742
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: look at my face. Play way too much? You play no, no,

743
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: I know, just because a man in Spanish does not

744
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: give you the right to call him and ask you fix.

745
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 1: I'm right, this one was not having it. I worked

746
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:11,439
Speaker 1: at the bank. Yeah, you know what, it's my job. Sure,

747
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: it's my job. How many people, surely do you know

748
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: it's their job to be stupid? How many people you know? Oh,

749
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: but there's a lot of people being stupid that we know.

750
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, it's my job. You would do

751
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: it for free. You would do it for free. Why

752
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: are you? Why are you trying to bring my paycheck down?

753
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: Are you trying to do that? You're you ain't gonna

754
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: from my stupid You can't help it, Tommy a racialized crossing.

755
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: I'm crossing. I don't. I do not discriminate. I am.

756
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: I am not racist. I am hitting everybody. So if

757
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 1: you would like me to prank phone call one of

758
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: your friends, or your pastor, or your co worker or whatever.

759
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: I always throw that in calling you you have to

760
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: get the pack. See what I'm saying. And you know what,

761
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: They're easy to find because they're home now. So that's good.

762
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,879
Speaker 1: If you get that whole phone. Let me tell you something.

763
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: If you get that whole phone, you win it. Thomas

764
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: Miles dot com click on the prank button. Leave me

765
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: all your information. I call you. We talk, We get

766
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 1: our little story together, we decide what we're gonna do,

767
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: and the pranking begins. Thomas Miles dot com stupidity and

768
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: it's best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's nothing better. We're good.

769
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,919
Speaker 1: Were good. Catch your Nephew. New Year's Comedy laugh Fest.

770
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: That's the New Year's Comedy laugh Fest. We're hit in Chicago, Washington, DC, Atlanta, GA.

771
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. It jumps off on

772
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: the thirtieth in Chicago, Washington, d C. On the first, Atlanta,

773
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: Georgia State Farm Arena on the second. That's Earthquake Eddie

774
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: Griffith Seguety Entertainment DL, hugely hosted by Yours truly Nephew,

775
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: Timmy kicking on sail red Nah, okay, laying in the cut.

776
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 1: You know what's laying in the cut? Jackson, Mississippi, mL

777
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:12,439
Speaker 1: Okay weekend, Jackson the Nephew finally coming to Jackson. Baby,

778
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: get your tickets and have me some fish fried up

779
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: when I get down there, I just don't just throw it.

780
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,479
Speaker 1: I throw that out there like little catfish or something.

781
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:23,879
Speaker 1: Be nice for the nephew. Okay, catfish cole Slaw. Throw

782
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: some fries in there, I throw some seasoning on that.

783
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 1: That's all. That's all time. Me looking for Jackson the

784
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 1: nephew coming email Kay Weekend, Chuckle's Comedy Club. Tickets on

785
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: Seal Red. Nah, there you go, World, Why Shirley on

786
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: World Why? I hear you, Nap, I hear you coming

787
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: up next? Thank enough. It is the Strawberry Letters. Subject

788
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 1: my husband follows nine hundred models. We'll get into that

789
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: right after this thinking if you tell me up next.

790
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. You're listening Stave Harvey Morning Show.

791
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: All right, guys, this time now for my Strawberry Letter,

792
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: and listen. If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,

793
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve

794
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 1: Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be

795
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

796
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: gonna read this one today, right here, right now. Junior,

797
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: do the honors. Please in for the suspended sit beat,

798
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 1: buckle up and hold old. We got it for you.

799
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: Don't bear it. Thank you, Junior. In for the suspended subject.

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00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: Good things do not come in small packages. Dear Stephen,

801
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: Shirley I am a mother of two beautiful kids and

802
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: have been married for eight years. When I met my husband,

803
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: life was great and out of nowhere, he swooped in

804
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,280
Speaker 1: and stole my heart. We dated for a good while

805
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: before he proposed, and I withhell sex until I got

806
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: the ring. It's like we knew we were soul mates

807
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: when we met, so he did not mind waiting until

808
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: we were engaged to have sex. He took on my

809
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: two children as his own, and we had planned on

810
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: having one more child together. That was before marriage. Now

811
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: eight years later, things are different. The problem is well,

812
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,720
Speaker 1: he's not well endowed and sex with him is awful.

813
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: I knew this beforehand, but married him anyway because I

814
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 1: loved him and hoped it would get better. I was

815
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: so used to my ex husband's great sex and thought

816
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,280
Speaker 1: that I could get this guy to do some different

817
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: things to please me. But nothing ever worked. I have

818
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: not had one pleasurable encounter with this man since we

819
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: started having sex, and now I'm getting bored and I'm

820
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: in need of more. I don't want to leave the

821
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 1: marriage because of the family life we have created for

822
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,319
Speaker 1: my children. My husband is a hard worker, a Christian man,

823
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,760
Speaker 1: and a great provider, but we have not had sex

824
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,439
Speaker 1: in a very long time. We don't hug and kiss

825
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 1: anymore either. I'm aware that sex is a very important

826
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: part of marriage, and usually men cheat when they aren't

827
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 1: being satisfied at home. But I'm pretty sure my husband

828
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: isn't cheating. I never faked it during or after sex,

829
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:21,800
Speaker 1: but I also never told him how horrible it was.

830
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 1: I'm sure it hurts him as a man to know

831
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: that he can't please his wife. I don't want to

832
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 1: be a cheater, but I long for some intense, great

833
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: sex regularly. What's a girl to do? Can you offer

834
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: any advice on this situation? Well, first of all, I

835
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: have to tell you that you have every right within

836
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: your marriage to want intense, great sex. I mean, that's

837
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: part of the reason a lot of people get married.

838
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: But in your particular situation, it doesn't look like that's

839
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: going to happen. Because you said you've talked to him,

840
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I would suggest that you have a serious

841
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 1: conversation with your husband. After eight years of marriage. You

842
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: owe him and you owe yourself that you do have

843
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: a right to be satisfied sexually. The thing is, you

844
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 1: knew this before you married him. And you married him

845
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: anyway because you thought, as you say, things would get better.

846
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: We've talked about this. I can't tell you how many

847
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: times we've talked about this on this show, about how

848
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: women think that we can always change a man. We

849
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:33,320
Speaker 1: always think that you knew this going in. Well, we

850
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: can't change them, I mean, and how well you know

851
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: it now? I mean the time for you to have

852
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,439
Speaker 1: dealt with this matter, and it's very serious. I don't

853
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 1: mean to make light of it. This is a very

854
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: serious issue right here, but it was you should have

855
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: dealt with this before, before you got married and after

856
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,879
Speaker 1: you got the ring, because you said you held out

857
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:56,439
Speaker 1: sex at least until you got the ring. So I say,

858
00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: the next time you guys are getting intimate, you have

859
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,839
Speaker 1: to lay down the law. You have to teach him.

860
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 1: You've got to show him and guide him into doing

861
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: what you like. You all have to have a serious

862
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: conversation about this. Even though you said that you've done

863
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 1: that in the past and it didn't work, So I

864
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: mean you got to try it again. You have to,

865
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 1: I mean, because I can't see the only alternative is

866
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 1: to cheat or divorce him. You don't want to do

867
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 1: either of those. Things, and you don't want him to

868
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 1: do it either, Steve, Well, well, well we got a problem, Hill.

869
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: Good things do not come in small packages. No, it don't,

870
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 1: It really don't. Your problem is you've been married for

871
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 1: eight years, you got two beautiful kids, your husband that

872
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 1: you're mad. He swooped, he stole your heart, dated for

873
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: a good little while before he proposed. You didn't wait

874
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: it or you hit with hell sex till you got

875
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: to read. You know, because you knew you were soul mates.

876
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 1: He mind waiting until he's engaged to have sex. He

877
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 1: didn't mind waiting until we were engaged to have set

878
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: hell because he knew. He knew that when y'all did

879
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 1: have it, he wasn't gonna be worse with them. He

880
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 1: knew one more time. He knew the reason he didn't

881
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: mind what to have sex. It's called he knew it

882
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be worth for damn when you did. You

883
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: ain't the first person he didn't disappoint it. Oh No,

884
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 1: that's why everything else is in order. He ain't welling, died,

885
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 1: and sex with him is awful, not bad. A w

886
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:57,919
Speaker 1: I you l if you break them two words down

887
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 1: a w j oh I can't do the other. Yeah,

888
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 1: but a few is the first two editions in that

889
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: all as funny as hell. But I can't say now

890
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 1: I knew this before him. I knew this beforehand, But

891
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: I married him anyway because I loved him and I

892
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 1: hoped it will get better? How the real bad sex

893
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: ever get better? How I'll be back? All right, Steve,

894
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 1: We're gonna have part two of your response coming up

895
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour, right after this Today's

896
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. Good Things do not come in small packages.

897
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve. Here we go. Let's recap

898
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter Good Things. Well, you're not coming small

899
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: ain't much of a recap. He ain't packing. She heard

900
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 1: about it. It's awful, So she didn't have sex until

901
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 1: she got the ring. He didn't mind waiting until we

902
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 1: was engaged, any man, don't mind waiting. No, it ain't

903
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 1: worth a damn what. I might as well just ride

904
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: this out here. You don't want to have sex? I okay, cool,

905
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 1: I just keep talking to you. Let me take care

906
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 1: of the kids, let me buy them something, Let me

907
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: care you shoppy so I could get you to fall

908
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 1: in little with me. Because after we do it, it's sober.

909
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: But he's a good man. Those two don't aboudy give

910
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 1: a damn about that. Yeah, it's nice and he's a

911
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 1: good man. It's real great. But she wants her she

912
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: wants she wants her head to be on her eyes

913
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 1: and the back of her head. Yeah, she needs some

914
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 1: things going on. Well, the problem is he ain't willing.

915
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 1: Dial sex is awful. I knew it before, but I

916
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 1: married him anyway because I loved him. I hoped it

917
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: will get better. I was so used to my ex

918
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:09,919
Speaker 1: hood and great sex, now heat and lad he didn't

919
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 1: left a lasting impression great sex from your ex husband.

920
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 1: I thought I could get this guy to do some

921
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: different things to please me. Oh he won't to, but

922
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: he just ain't got what it take. Now here's what

923
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:34,439
Speaker 1: I suggest. You gotta get some equipment in that bad

924
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 1: room and he got to be comfortably using. We got

925
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 1: to get some equipment. And based on where this letter

926
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: going in, I'm gonna give you a suggestion or some

927
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: equipment you can use. And this ain't stuff you buy

928
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: down at the adult bookstore. You need a bus salt.

929
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: You need to come inside with someone with a lot

930
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 1: of noise and you need that type of thing going.

931
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 1: Will You need to see if you can go down

932
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 1: home deeper and rinch yourself a Jack Himmel. You need

933
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: to find out how much your hedgehog costs or what hedgehog. Yeah,

934
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 1: you definitely needs to buy or weed either or anything

935
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 1: with either on it. But you got to do something.

936
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:35,960
Speaker 1: You've got to do something. I don't want to lead

937
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,919
Speaker 1: a match cause him. We've cause of the family life

938
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 1: you created from my children. He's a hard worker, he's

939
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 1: a Christian man and great provider, great provider. What because

940
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: the one thing you want, he damn sure ain't got that.

941
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 1: But he's a great pride. We have had We ain't

942
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: had sex in a long time. We don't hug all

943
01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 1: kids because he don't want them to get started. So

944
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: you get to hug and the kiss and you're probably

945
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: gonna want some more. So he ain't trying to even

946
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 1: touch you because he's sicker. To look on your face

947
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 1: when he looked down at you and you just got

948
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 1: that that that you know how you cock your smile

949
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 1: to one side. She got that look on this face.

950
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: This ain't gonna work. We don't hug and kiss now,

951
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 1: I'm aware that sex is very important part of a marriage,

952
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: and usually men don't and usually me and cheap when

953
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: they ain't getting satisfied at home. But I don't think

954
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 1: my husband is cheap. I ain't never faked it doing

955
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 1: or after sex where you probably should have. You got

956
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: that at least try to make him think he didn't

957
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 1: done so hobba. Can one holler, just one damn holler.

958
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 1: But I've also never told him how horrible it is. Lady,

959
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 1: please don't do that to him. Don't do that to him.

960
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 1: Don't tell this man how horrible he without crushing him,

961
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 1: without yeah, honest crushing. But you gotta have the stuff

962
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 1: in place to tell him what he needed to bring

963
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 1: in that because he needed some type of toolbox. He's

964
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: not gonna figure it out. This man needs some type

965
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 1: of toolbox, something with some batteries in it, something that

966
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 1: make noise, and something that you like. That's the only

967
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 1: thing that's gonna save this. I really feel bad for you, ma'am,

968
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 1: because I don't want to be a cheatah, but I

969
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:37,280
Speaker 1: longed for some intense, great sex regularly, and he don't

970
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 1: have it. He ain't even gonna get you the intense part.

971
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: You're getting nothing. That's no intensity. He ain't gonna come

972
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 1: in that growl, and he ain't gonna army crawled up

973
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 1: to bed. He ain't gonna do none of that. He

974
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 1: ain't gonna bust out the bad room like he tars in.

975
01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 1: He's not doing any of that. Didn't just be sitting

976
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: up in here. Now. I don't want to be a cheatah,

977
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 1: but I longed for some intense grade sex regularly. Well,

978
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 1: you goad to start cheating because I ain't telling that

979
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 1: she gonna do it. I'm telling you what she's gonna

980
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 1: end up. Though I'm not suggested she do it. I

981
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: just predict this is where it's going. Because homeboy changed that.

982
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 1: There's only equipment will help her. Yeah, I mean he

983
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 1: ain't got no now. She just said a little bitty

984
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What you want me to do? Yeah? I

985
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 1: don't want it to get him, man, But you know

986
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 1: he got to come in there. He got to learn

987
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 1: how you use all these toys. Sorry, listen, he gots

988
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:50,440
Speaker 1: to come in. He need help, all right, Listen, Guys,

989
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 1: email us your Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry

990
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 1: letter at Steve Harvey FM or check out the Strawberry

991
01:04:56,440 --> 01:05:05,640
Speaker 1: Letter podcast on demand. You're listening, okay, yeah, uh, let

992
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 1: me ask y'all something caller? Sure, yes, uh, y'all, y'all

993
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 1: plan on getting your man's gifts this year? Right? Yeah? Christmas? Give?

994
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 1: Is it gonna be something he won't well? So yeah, yeah,

995
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 1: I'm going to put some thought. Yeah, because that's what

996
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,919
Speaker 1: I think you said the keyword, because the truth about

997
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 1: it is, we don't give a damn about the thought

998
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:31,600
Speaker 1: that count. We won't gifts. We can show our boys

999
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 1: the gift that men really won't. I know, I'm said,

1000
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: I know what I said. I know what I said.

1001
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:41,720
Speaker 1: I know I said. It don't really matter, baby, But

1002
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 1: did it do? Okay? Okay, I know? Because yeah, look

1003
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 1: you we don't want bad gifts. Like bad gift is

1004
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 1: winter gloves. We don't our boys don't ask about winter gloves.

1005
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: They don't as we put him in our we put

1006
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 1: him in our pocket. Don't care about that. Here's another

1007
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:11,960
Speaker 1: gift about a rope me our boys, rope beautiful ro

1008
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 1: We open this box up again and see a rope. Okay,

1009
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,720
Speaker 1: I take we're not putting it out. We don't care

1010
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: about that. Slippers shaker road. Excuse me, there's an exception.

1011
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 1: Google that, junior, Google that, But I ain't experienced that.

1012
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna talk about what he gonna want that. Okay,

1013
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look into that. I ain't there yet, but

1014
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,200
Speaker 1: I know the dudes I'll be dealing with. We don't

1015
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,880
Speaker 1: care about the roads we get. Okay, you know, okay,

1016
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:47,680
Speaker 1: you don't want to turn cloth one. That one looks

1017
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:52,120
Speaker 1: like a tie burn your neck up. So as you

1018
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:55,480
Speaker 1: put it on, Steve, you know what the short one

1019
01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 1: because I'm tall. Now your booty got one pocket, my

1020
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:12,240
Speaker 1: two pockets one and and the build on the road

1021
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 1: the same thickness as the road to the collar and built.

1022
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:22,720
Speaker 1: There's a light of color than the road. Ye, no gloves,

1023
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:25,440
Speaker 1: no road. We don't want none of that. We don't

1024
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 1: want to show our boys. That's all that is true.

1025
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 1: We won't gills that. We said, dude, man, my girl,

1026
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 1: man a man, check what my girl got me? Watch? Yeah, nice,

1027
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:41,320
Speaker 1: Most men won't, so watch. All right, We'll be back

1028
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,480
Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

1029
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

1030
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 1: it is time for comedy Roulette. Jay Tommy and Junior.

1031
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,959
Speaker 1: Come on, Jay quickly said this one up every week.

1032
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 1: It is the same thing. You test our comedy ability.

1033
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:06,480
Speaker 1: Put five septems on the wheel. When a wheel stop?

1034
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 1: Who let it rip? Because that's what we do. Baby.

1035
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:13,919
Speaker 1: Here are the five subjects, Thank you Jay. Number one,

1036
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:19,360
Speaker 1: people who don't like plantings. That's me. That's me. Do

1037
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,800
Speaker 1: that on my plate. That is not a banana, all right.

1038
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:31,599
Speaker 1: Number two, stop lying you're smoking something? Oh yeah, all right.

1039
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 1: Number three whiskey breaths. Four people who get in get

1040
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 1: on other people's nerves. That's number four. And number five.

1041
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 1: I thought they were dead already, thought it was dead,

1042
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:54,560
Speaker 1: already say that. All right, wheel, come on, let's go

1043
01:08:54,640 --> 01:09:00,639
Speaker 1: with the wheel to do it. Stopped it already, did

1044
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 1: all London, John h Stop lying you're smoking. I know

1045
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 1: you smoking something. We've been at this light for an

1046
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 1: hour and a half and you ain't moved. Everybody is

1047
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 1: passing us and we're still sitting here and you got

1048
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:27,760
Speaker 1: that daze look on your face. You know something. Don't

1049
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: tell me you ain't on nothing. I know exactly what

1050
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 1: some of these people with my family, somebody got on

1051
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:38,320
Speaker 1: the phone with me and said, I'm thirty six months pregnant.

1052
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,200
Speaker 1: I said, hey, I know you smoke yourself that baby.

1053
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:44,280
Speaker 1: Three okay, put you put your put the phone to

1054
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,080
Speaker 1: your stuff and let me talk to this day. I

1055
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:52,560
Speaker 1: know you. I asked you. I asked you who you

1056
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:55,000
Speaker 1: went to the party with, and you said it was

1057
01:09:55,160 --> 01:10:01,120
Speaker 1: you and Scoop. It do you're smoking? You really smoking

1058
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:11,200
Speaker 1: on something? Man? You leave out somebody's house. Huh. And

1059
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:13,360
Speaker 1: you get to the stair when you head down the

1060
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 1: steps and you look back and your boy just standing

1061
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:18,160
Speaker 1: there looking at them steps, and you gotta go. Come on, dog,

1062
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 1: it's just some steps. Come on, dogs just stepping. Man,

1063
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:32,320
Speaker 1: What the hell going on? Yeah? Yo, No, I had

1064
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 1: a dude, dude that one time. Just stopped at the step.

1065
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:38,639
Speaker 1: I said, boy, your here so high, coming step mountain.

1066
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 1: Come on, you ain't high, but your eyes are crimson red.

1067
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:48,479
Speaker 1: Really really, you ain't smoking nothing nothing. Your eyes are

1068
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:52,960
Speaker 1: crimson red. You're smoking something, man, I'm gonna tell you.

1069
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm telling you know. They're really smoking something. When they've

1070
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:59,760
Speaker 1: been missing for two weeks and they come back like

1071
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,519
Speaker 1: they just left for a teen minutes ago. No, you

1072
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:09,160
Speaker 1: smoke up. Everybody looking for you. I know they're smoking

1073
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:14,640
Speaker 1: because they always shaw right before the holiday. No. Here

1074
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 1: it is when you decide you're gonna wash your hair.

1075
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 1: You go in the bathroom, there's a sink. There, there's

1076
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:24,840
Speaker 1: a bathtub. Why are you in the tarlet in your hat?

1077
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:36,920
Speaker 1: You can't come up around with your boys talking. He

1078
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:39,120
Speaker 1: waited to everybody get through and he said, you know

1079
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:41,479
Speaker 1: what I thing I'm gonna do. I'm going and buy

1080
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:59,560
Speaker 1: that new Bugotti. Yeah he's smoking, So you tell me

1081
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:02,280
Speaker 1: you ain't smoking them. But there's a lot of little dark,

1082
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:08,520
Speaker 1: little hole, little burn holes on every day you everything.

1083
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:12,160
Speaker 1: You take one shirt out, it's got burnt holes on it.

1084
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 1: You pull another shirt out, it's got burnt holes on

1085
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:23,880
Speaker 1: your cossie, burnt holes everywhere everywhere. But you ain't. You're listening.

1086
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:30,680
Speaker 1: Happy holidays. Let's go to the phone. I just want

1087
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 1: to give a shout out to my daughter Lecanna William,

1088
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:37,600
Speaker 1: my son DeAndre Black, and my grand children and just

1089
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:41,560
Speaker 1: tell them happy holidays. I want to wish my fiancee

1090
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:44,920
Speaker 1: Toka Tenzi. If you hear me out there, sweetie, I

1091
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:48,240
Speaker 1: love you, I appreciate everything you do for me, and

1092
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,600
Speaker 1: I want to wish you a merry Christmas. And a

1093
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:54,120
Speaker 1: happy new year and let's turn it up baby. Hey Steve,

1094
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 1: I listen to you every day, every day and it

1095
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:01,360
Speaker 1: makes my day. I just want to wish a happy

1096
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:07,120
Speaker 1: twentieth anniversary to me and my husband Brian Brown. We

1097
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 1: down here where our kids, South Carolina, and we listened

1098
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:15,080
Speaker 1: to you on one on one point nine to be

1099
01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:18,040
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Now I also stream you on

1100
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:22,240
Speaker 1: nine to two point three. D George, I do thank

1101
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:25,479
Speaker 1: you so much. Hello crew, This is Maria Franks from Florence,

1102
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,800
Speaker 1: South Carolina. How you doing, mister Harvard? How many? I

1103
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:33,000
Speaker 1: hope you would give a warm happy anniversary to my wife,

1104
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:36,559
Speaker 1: Claire Franks if I twenty fourth anniversary. She's a love

1105
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:39,960
Speaker 1: of my life. She's everything to me and my family. Hi.

1106
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:43,760
Speaker 1: My name is Misha Moore from Georgia. I want to

1107
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:48,960
Speaker 1: send a special Merry Christmas to my family, the Phillips,

1108
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:55,160
Speaker 1: Blankhamsee and more family. I wish everyone a merry Christmas

1109
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 1: and a process and happy a year. Love you guys, Hey, Steve.

1110
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:01,040
Speaker 1: I just want to get all my love to my

1111
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:06,280
Speaker 1: family and friends. Mitchell Johnson, Texas, all my family, North

1112
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:10,280
Speaker 1: and South Mary. Christmas are happened here here you're listening.

1113
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time to look into the

1114
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:20,360
Speaker 1: crazy mind of Jay Anthony Brown. Oh lord, well, I'm

1115
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,479
Speaker 1: glad you did that. I'm glad you're doing that. You

1116
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 1: are and a lot of time I have foolishness and craziness,

1117
01:14:26,479 --> 01:14:32,800
Speaker 1: a lot of time today, knowledge what's in the other day.

1118
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:35,599
Speaker 1: Something I have that spirit will put I put together

1119
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:39,880
Speaker 1: a little company that's called Side Peace Helper. Now you

1120
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:42,400
Speaker 1: won't for a side piece, you won't be able to

1121
01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 1: get in touch with who you want to get in

1122
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:47,559
Speaker 1: touch with on holidays it's starting. It's gonna be tough

1123
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:51,400
Speaker 1: for you. But with Side Piece Helper can call and

1124
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:55,080
Speaker 1: get out all your frustration. They're not gonna judge you.

1125
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:57,240
Speaker 1: That's cauld You call a friend, they're gonna judge you.

1126
01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:59,679
Speaker 1: What I told you, We're not doing that at Side

1127
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:03,479
Speaker 1: Piece Helper. Side Piece Helper is helping side pieces get

1128
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:09,000
Speaker 1: through the holidays. They're listening, they're quiet, they got good advice.

1129
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:11,280
Speaker 1: Tommy knows about it. I mean you we talked about

1130
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 1: putting them together. So Temmy, what what you got now? Well,

1131
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:17,160
Speaker 1: I mean, you know they help us and we all

1132
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:18,960
Speaker 1: help us. You know what I mean. We're gonna try

1133
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:21,519
Speaker 1: to do what we can to get the message to

1134
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,479
Speaker 1: your love war right, Okay, So what you have to

1135
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:26,840
Speaker 1: do is if you watch the movie Harriet, go in

1136
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:30,280
Speaker 1: your backyard and start singing it, and then the people

1137
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 1: next to start singing, and soon or later they're the message.

1138
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,040
Speaker 1: We get wade on the way to the person that

1139
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,840
Speaker 1: you wanted to get away, you understand, get a message

1140
01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:41,719
Speaker 1: to the one you loved with letting them know because

1141
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:46,920
Speaker 1: I know these are terrible side with everything in us,

1142
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,280
Speaker 1: you know, you guys. One thing about this show. We're

1143
01:15:51,360 --> 01:16:00,160
Speaker 1: always helping people that nobody out. Now we keep we

1144
01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:02,680
Speaker 1: helped to get them to the polls and now this

1145
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:06,560
Speaker 1: wow we help. Wow, this is this is this is

1146
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,680
Speaker 1: ball up in a knot time. This is time you

1147
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:11,439
Speaker 1: ball up in a night. You didn't you didn't tell

1148
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:14,719
Speaker 1: j about the side piece helper mobile app. You didn't

1149
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:19,080
Speaker 1: tell them, Yes, go to the app. Yeah, Like, if

1150
01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:21,840
Speaker 1: you need like a side piece on Christmas, you can't

1151
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:23,519
Speaker 1: get it to it, we will take a plate to

1152
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:26,920
Speaker 1: her from your house. Yes, And we take the plate

1153
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,320
Speaker 1: to her and we put the you know her gift.

1154
01:16:29,479 --> 01:16:33,640
Speaker 1: We transport that you know whatever it is, and you

1155
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:35,240
Speaker 1: know what we got you know what else we got?

1156
01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:40,880
Speaker 1: We got side piece Hamburger. Help. That's the dinner for them,

1157
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,720
Speaker 1: you see, that's the dinner for them to have, you know,

1158
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,080
Speaker 1: because they can't have with everybody else. Got you see

1159
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:50,600
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Now you're thinking, load the app and

1160
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:57,040
Speaker 1: get out of that. Yeah, we told her house did

1161
01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:59,080
Speaker 1: your wife cooking is well? Now she can taste it.

1162
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:08,160
Speaker 1: That's all right? Coming up, last break of the day

1163
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:10,519
Speaker 1: on this Friday. It's been a good day, it's been

1164
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,760
Speaker 1: a good week. We'll be back with Steve and his

1165
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:15,880
Speaker 1: closing remarks right after this at forty nine, after the

1166
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 1: hour you're listening to. All right, here we are Steve.

1167
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,640
Speaker 1: Last break of the day for this beautiful Friday, take

1168
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:28,120
Speaker 1: us into the weekend with some lovely inspiring closing remarks.

1169
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:32,759
Speaker 1: Let's go all right, um. I chose this one today

1170
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:38,000
Speaker 1: because I think it's important for people to understand this.

1171
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:46,920
Speaker 1: You know, comparing yourself to other people's success, it's very

1172
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:52,000
Speaker 1: dangerous because it puts you in a position I'm never

1173
01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:56,800
Speaker 1: really paying close enough attention to where you are. It's

1174
01:17:56,960 --> 01:18:01,640
Speaker 1: not you should not rate your success on the success

1175
01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:06,680
Speaker 1: of other people. I'll tell you why. Let me give

1176
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:11,799
Speaker 1: you a saying that's in a proverb. I'm paraphrasing a proverb.

1177
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:19,840
Speaker 1: Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you

1178
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:26,679
Speaker 1: travel from where you started. Listen to me. Success isn't

1179
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:30,960
Speaker 1: how far you got, but the distance you travel from

1180
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:34,400
Speaker 1: where you started. See, some people don't know how to

1181
01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:37,320
Speaker 1: measure their success. If you keep putting it up against

1182
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:39,800
Speaker 1: somebody else, somebody else may have been doing it longer

1183
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,280
Speaker 1: than you, somebody else may have another gift of talent

1184
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:45,800
Speaker 1: than you. If you're always comparing yourself to somebody else,

1185
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:49,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna come up short, and you'll never really realize

1186
01:18:49,479 --> 01:18:54,080
Speaker 1: that you too, have your own level of success. And

1187
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,800
Speaker 1: you should relish in that. You should be proud in that,

1188
01:18:57,080 --> 01:19:00,640
Speaker 1: you should show gratitude in that. But if you always

1189
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:03,639
Speaker 1: looking at what somebody else is doing, you ain't gonna

1190
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:06,639
Speaker 1: ever be happy with yourself. And that's a miserable position

1191
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:10,679
Speaker 1: to put yourself in. Success is not how far you got,

1192
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:15,120
Speaker 1: but the distance you travel from where you started. You've

1193
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:17,640
Speaker 1: heard old people say in church, I ain't where I

1194
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 1: want to be, but I think the Lord I ain't

1195
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,080
Speaker 1: where I was. See you gotta look at it like that.

1196
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:27,160
Speaker 1: You gotta constantly take inventory of your life that way.

1197
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:30,560
Speaker 1: That's why I say all the time, listen to me.

1198
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:36,360
Speaker 1: Life is not a game. It's a contest. See if

1199
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:39,320
Speaker 1: you look at life as a game. If I look

1200
01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:42,000
Speaker 1: at life as a game, and I look at Oprah

1201
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:45,240
Speaker 1: Winfreed or Tyler Perry, and I look at how much

1202
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:48,280
Speaker 1: money they make, then it's a game and I consider

1203
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:51,799
Speaker 1: them winning. If I consider Oprah winning or Tyler winning,

1204
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:55,680
Speaker 1: then guess what I must be losing. I must be

1205
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:59,160
Speaker 1: losing because I'm not where they are. So if life

1206
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 1: were a game, games have winners and losers, you can't

1207
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:06,360
Speaker 1: look at life like that. Life that life ain't filled

1208
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:10,400
Speaker 1: with winners and losers. If I look at where I

1209
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:14,880
Speaker 1: started and I look at where I've gotten to, I win.

1210
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:17,320
Speaker 1: That's why I say life ain't the game. Life is

1211
01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:20,240
Speaker 1: a contest. See, a contest is different. You ever been

1212
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:23,160
Speaker 1: to the Everybody can get a blue ribbon at the

1213
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:26,519
Speaker 1: family You just gotta get in your right category. Somebody

1214
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:29,479
Speaker 1: to get the blue ribbon for biggest squash, Somebody get

1215
01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:32,720
Speaker 1: the blue ribbon for best server, Somebody to get the

1216
01:20:33,479 --> 01:20:36,920
Speaker 1: best best can corn, Somebody to get a blue ribbon

1217
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:39,439
Speaker 1: with the best sheep, somebody to get a blue ribbon

1218
01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:42,040
Speaker 1: with the fattest hug, somebody to get a blue ribbon

1219
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:45,599
Speaker 1: for making the best apples. So just get in your

1220
01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:49,439
Speaker 1: lane and get your blue ribbon. Quit tripping because you

1221
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:53,519
Speaker 1: ain't winning against somebody else. Life ain't a game. It's

1222
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:58,160
Speaker 1: a contest. Everybody can get their own blue ribbon. Stop

1223
01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:01,599
Speaker 1: comparing yourself to every everybody else. If I keep looking

1224
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,600
Speaker 1: at Oprah Winfrey, man, I might be sad for a

1225
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:07,400
Speaker 1: long time. Man. I mean so if I look in

1226
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:11,120
Speaker 1: my life from where I started from, from stuttering, from

1227
01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:14,360
Speaker 1: flunking out of school, from losing everything out owned twice,

1228
01:21:14,439 --> 01:21:18,639
Speaker 1: from being homeless, and why I'm at now, I'm a success.

1229
01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:21,920
Speaker 1: If you look at your life, let's just look at

1230
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:25,320
Speaker 1: your life where you started from. Say you got a

1231
01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:28,920
Speaker 1: supervisory position down at the post office, you're a success.

1232
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,080
Speaker 1: What about when you wasn't working at all and now

1233
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:36,160
Speaker 1: you drive a truck? But remember when you didn't have

1234
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:39,280
Speaker 1: no job. Remember when you know your brother says that

1235
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:45,160
Speaker 1: you're working, you're a success. You're a success man, because

1236
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:51,000
Speaker 1: life ain't a game. It's a contest. The only person

1237
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:54,280
Speaker 1: you in it with is yourself. You ain't in it

1238
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:57,360
Speaker 1: with Oprah and Tyler. They're in a whole other land.

1239
01:21:57,760 --> 01:22:03,080
Speaker 1: They in another category. Get in your category. Get your

1240
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:05,679
Speaker 1: blue ribbon at what you can get. A blue ribbon

1241
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:11,240
Speaker 1: in life is not a game. It's a contest. You

1242
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:16,040
Speaker 1: can blue ribbon in any category. You can come up

1243
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:19,000
Speaker 1: with the sweetest sugar. You can come up with the

1244
01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:21,960
Speaker 1: best hair cut. You can come up with the best

1245
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:25,439
Speaker 1: mold lawn. You can come up with the prettiest tractor.

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Speaker 1: You can go down there with the biggest pumpkin. Just

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Speaker 1: go get your blue ribbon in life, man, stop competing

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Speaker 1: against other people. Success ain't how far you got, It's

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Speaker 1: the distance you travel from where you started. Those of

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Speaker 1: my clothing who drop the mic? Baby, Yeah, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, I gotta get drop. There's really silver ware.

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Speaker 1: I know y'all hurried. I started too, So Steve, how

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Speaker 1: do you? How do you come up with these? I

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Speaker 1: just I just think of my life, all the lessons

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Speaker 1: I've learned. I've learned all these lessons. I got sixty

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Speaker 1: one years of grinding and hustling, And in my sixty

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Speaker 1: one years of grinding and hustling, I've recorded lessons in

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Speaker 1: my mind. And I just think, man, that if I

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Speaker 1: share them with people, Like, I'm trying to come out

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Speaker 1: with this app where I can share it with people,

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Speaker 1: where people can take these, and I'm gonna give it

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Speaker 1: a real catchy name. But I'm about peep you like

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Speaker 1: that one? No, I don't let me drop those on you. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't see why. Listen up? Hey, how about this

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Speaker 1: right here? How about have yourself a great week? Here?

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Speaker 1: For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary void where prohibited.

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Speaker 1: Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,

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Speaker 1: unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey

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