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Speaker 1: Rappaport Stereo Podcast, It's almost time. We are six weeks

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Speaker 1: away from the NFL regular season, starting training camp is underway.

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Speaker 1: Preseason is starting on Thursday with the Hall of Fame game.

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Speaker 1: all things NFL, all things fantasy football. Plus you remember

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Speaker 1: My name is Michael Rappaport, aka the Inflamed Ashkenazi, aka

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Speaker 1: Rappaport Stereo Podcast, coming live and direct straight to the Dome. Piece.

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Speaker 1: Hope everybody's feeling good. Hope everybody's feeling safe. Hope everybody

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Speaker 1: the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. I am fully, fully invested,

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Speaker 1: fully in tuned with the Olympics. I'm gonna be watching

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Speaker 1: somebody be watching the NBA, watching the Greek freak the Joker,

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Speaker 1: started this coming week. Next Thursday, the Hall of Fame Game,

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Speaker 1: I cannot wait. I'm focused. I need my real life NFL.

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Speaker 1: I need my fantasy football. I got two leagues. I

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Speaker 1: It ain't gonna be as easy as as I thought.

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Speaker 1: But right now, it's fantasy football. NFL time. NFL training

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Speaker 1: And I am always locked into my NFL. I love

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Speaker 1: But as I told you fantasy football, I am studying.

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Speaker 1: Here the Dust brothers me. I am Rapaport crunching, studying, repeating,

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Speaker 1: mock drafting, duress mock drafting. When we don't win, heads

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Speaker 1: That's like, that's FBI shit. But he's with the Philadelphia Eagles. Listen,

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Speaker 1: sa Quan, I can't fuck with you right now. I

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Speaker 1: it the fuck up. Lots happening in the NFL, the Titans.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, podcast, I'm ready for some football. I'm watching

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Speaker 1: It's not great great, but it got me hyped up

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