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Speaker 2: Guess what I won every time? Bro, And the first

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Well, I gotta go.

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Speaker 2: Monopoly number three on the list from nineteen thirty five,

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Speaker 4: I only usually play the adult version of this, but

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Speaker 2: Good one, Andy, land number nine on my list. Somebody

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Speaker 4: Scrabble number four on the last the one with letters

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Speaker 2: And we've gone one round around the room and number

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Speaker 4: What about the game that we're playing right now, The

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Speaker 2: Life, number eleven on my list, Jeffery save. We're back

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Speaker 1: I love the game.

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: You know what people love is war.

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Speaker 4: Everybody loves war, So give me a version of war

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Speaker 8: Not sorry, wrong war game.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Risks, I said Risk, number fifteen

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Speaker 1: Back to Brook, show me trivial pursuit.

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Speaker 2: Trivial Pursuit number seven, the highest answer on the board.

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Speaker 4: Brook.

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Speaker 2: One hundred million units sold. Alexis back to you now,

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Speaker 4: As it should be, right.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a sheep hating Katan. Jeffrey, under you.

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Speaker 4: We're still going okay, so uh. There was the game

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with one that better be on this list.

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Speaker 4: Dungeons and Dragons, Jake.

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Speaker 2: Dungeons and Dragons did not qualify as a board game.

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Speaker 2: Board game was a Giant Ward h Brook. It's your turn. God.

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Speaker 4: I saw so many, ritt here's the games.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and number twenty. They sold a million copies in

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Speaker 8: Because I don't want to lose. You know, I'm looking

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Speaker 4: That's your shot Collar question of the day. Board game

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Speaker 4: editions coming to you soon, Brook and.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: That's just the word that's written on my bio on

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Speaker 4: I've been getting flirtatious vibes all morning long coming from

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Speaker 9: You got to save money, okay, And it seemed easy.

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Speaker 8: Can you confirm your phone number? So then I called

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Speaker 8: Yeah, they actually have.

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Speaker 9: My number, my email, my credit card infolks, I watched

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Speaker 6: I think you good thing, you got your money's worth.

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Speaker 4: If you didn't know? Every Friday I write and sing

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Speaker 5: And how is she doing that?

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Speaker 4: By singing them to me over the phone.

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Speaker 4: And her sense of humor is very sexual.

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Speaker 4: And it makes me uncomfortable to hear my mom singing

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Speaker 4: And I'm not gonna say anymore on the topic, but

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Speaker 6: I mean I was gonna ask if I could use

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Speaker 4: I'm just confuse her more than anything else. All I

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Speaker 5: In trouble here, so good luck.

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Speaker 4: That's what's on my mind. That's hard, Yeah, text and

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Is it on your Why is it on your legs

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Speaker 4: when people give us feedback.

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Speaker 7: On that show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we only read the good ones.

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Speaker 4: I thought I had game in the dating scene till

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Speaker 4: I heard my voice on your loser line.

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Speaker 2: Oh I am now.

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Speaker 4: Well aware of how awkward I truly am reality.

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Speaker 1: Check that dude, It's all right. Lean into it, man,

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's the second you want to be on.

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Speaker 4: You certainly don't want to be featured on a brand

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that means you've probably been arrested.

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Speaker 4: You're probably in jail for that one. We're going to

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Speaker 4: would you be willing to give up for three million dollars?

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Speaker 4: Whoa a whole lot Jacks Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: I want to hear my co host would do here

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Speaker 4: because a new survey asked this hypothetical question. What if

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Speaker 5: Would you take that?

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Speaker 6: Are you talking about are you talking about nice plates

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Speaker 4: Anything that comes from China? Anything that else China too much?

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Speaker 4: Can't do it and pretty much you'd have to give

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Speaker 5: You send them with China to add thet Are you

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Speaker 1: You're gonna need the three million dollars to the other

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Speaker 4: Weirdly, the Panda Express would be totally fine.

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Speaker 5: Nuts in China. But about fifty.

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Speaker 4: Two percent of people said, yeah, they take the three

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Speaker 1: See, I would do it if it wasn't so difficult.

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Speaker 1: I just don't know how you could do it.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure there's a million products. It's even like the

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Speaker 1: If it was possible, i'd do it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. One person from the survey joke, Wow, great, now

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Speaker 4: I'll have three million useless pieces of paper to spend

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Speaker 5: Or great the money was made in China to some stuff.

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Speaker 5: That's a good time. Tequila nuggs, that's like already.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 4: Yes, And this almost sounds like the setup to a joke,

453
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Speaker 4: but it's real. This past weekend, a naked woman walked

454
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Speaker 4: into a convenience store armed with a potato peeler. Hey

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Speaker 4: wait a minute, don't sees her sharp, I thought myself

456
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Speaker 4: before it, and you're not gonna believe this part, but

457
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Speaker 4: she was really drunk.

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Speaker 6: That never happens why I feel better for her that

459
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Speaker 6: she wasn't sober for this.

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Speaker 4: Well, the woman is thirty five year old Celia Barrett,

461
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Speaker 4: and when she casually waltzed into the store without any clothes,

462
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Speaker 4: she began yelling at the cashier about getting kicked out

463
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Speaker 4: of that same store a day earlier.

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Speaker 5: Might have got time for why would you even say that?

465
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Speaker 5: She couldn't let it go when the clerk told her

466
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Speaker 5: to beat it.

467
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Speaker 4: She then threatened two workers with the peeler and said

468
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Speaker 4: she was gonna kill somebody unless she got a free beer.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I do feel like it's an easy exchange.

470
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Speaker 4: Anyway. Witnesses then watched her top all over a display

471
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Speaker 4: of red bulls. Then she got up and immediately tore

472
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Speaker 4: open a carton of cigarettes, spilling them.

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Speaker 5: All over the floor.

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Speaker 4: I think she was just taking a stand against smoking,

475
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Speaker 4: though I don't think that any dru.

476
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Speaker 1: The items in this story alone.

477
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Speaker 2: So Florida.

478
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Speaker 4: An employee called the cops, and not surprisingly, she was

479
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Speaker 4: still fully naked when they arrived.

480
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Speaker 1: She didn't find any clothes in the store.

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Speaker 4: She told them that she'd had about six shots of

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Speaker 4: liquor and maybe more is him man, probably all at once.

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Speaker 4: So Celia is facing charges for aggravated assault, disorderly intoxication, trespassing,

484
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Speaker 4: criminal mischief, and indecent exposure, which is a very small

485
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Speaker 4: rap sheet for a Florida criminal. So yeah, I'm not

486
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Speaker 4: gonna see her at the top of our like most

487
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Speaker 4: hated Florida people of the year. Let's go to her

488
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Speaker 4: next laser story out of Austria, very different from Florida.

489
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Speaker 4: Another shrimp on the bomby thirty one year old Australia.

490
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Speaker 4: Thirty one year old Marlene Engelhorn woke up recently and

491
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Speaker 4: found out she was instantly twenty five million dollars richer.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, what a miracle, because apparently she's the

493
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Speaker 4: descendant of Friedrich Engelhorn, who founded the German chemical and

494
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Speaker 4: pharmaceutical company Basf.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So it's family money.

496
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Speaker 4: Got it when her grandmother died, she inherited that staggering

497
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Speaker 4: amount of money. So much so what is she gonna

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Speaker 4: do with all of it? Well, she wants to give

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Speaker 4: it away. That's really charitable, and now she's looking for

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Speaker 4: strangers to help her do it.

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Speaker 5: Sadly, Jose, you have to be an Austrian citizen.

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Speaker 4: I just did an Austrian accent.

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Speaker 11: You guys think I can get that Austrian Austria mona.

504
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Speaker 5: I think it would pass.

505
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Speaker 4: But she has been asking for applications for fifty people

506
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Speaker 4: to share their views on how the money should be used.

507
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Speaker 1: Each of them shows up and says, I have an idea.

508
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Speaker 1: Why don't you give it to me?

509
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Speaker 4: Well, if you're selected, you'll spend a month discussing how

510
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Speaker 4: to properly use the money to be a service for democracy.

511
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Speaker 4: And she says she has no veto rites in this.

512
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Speaker 4: Whatever the group of fifty chooses to do with the

513
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Speaker 4: money is what will happen, even if they want to

514
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Speaker 4: just give it all to themselves.

515
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Speaker 1: Sounds like someone just doesn't like to make decisions.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she says.

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Speaker 4: She realizes she's putting a lot of trust in people

518
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Speaker 4: that she doesn't know, but she says, what's the worst

519
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Speaker 4: that could happen?

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Speaker 3: They said that when they keep asking people the name

521
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Speaker 3: public things like bony and it always turns out bad.

522
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Speaker 4: I would use it to all get passes to go

523
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Speaker 4: to the Hidden Valley day spot and.

524
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Speaker 1: All dude, that's my mote.

525
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Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of Food News. Yeah,

526
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Speaker 4: a major food brand desperately wants us to start dipping

527
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Speaker 4: our pizza in guacamole.

528
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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not anti, I wouldn't talk to me more.

529
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Speaker 3: Here.

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Speaker 4: Cormel Foods the brand Holy Guacamole, and they're behind the push,

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Speaker 4: maybe for a good reason, because they did a poll

532
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Speaker 4: that found seventy four percent of us would reach for

533
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Speaker 4: guacamole at a Super Bowl party, yeah, and ninety one

534
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 4: percent would reach for pizza. Yeah, but only seventeen percent

535
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Speaker 4: have ever tried them together.

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Speaker 5: That's a good point anybody.

537
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Speaker 6: And tortilla chips together with guacamole's delicious?

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Speaker 2: Why not bread and good?

539
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Speaker 4: When they're holding a contest called Guaca Pi Pizza, two

540
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Speaker 4: hundred and fifty fans in San Francisco and Kansas City

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Speaker 4: will win free pies and guac during the Big Game

542
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Speaker 4: next week because they're watching.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna do a pineapple pizza just to

544
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Speaker 3: make people saying.

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Speaker 5: Oh JEZD, send it over here.

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Speaker 4: I love that. So is this just a dumb marketing

547
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Speaker 4: thing or does guakon pizza actually sound good to you?

548
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Speaker 11: If it was like one of those Kiso Beautia pizzas,

549
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Speaker 11: I think it would.

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Speaker 4: Be really good.

551
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Speaker 1: I will tell you I love pizza Dipton Ranch.

552
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Speaker 6: I mean, I know we started the segments, but it's

553
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Speaker 6: the reason why I so much weight.

554
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Speaker 4: Go glockify yourself over at Hidden Valley day Spot.

555
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna make this a thing.

556
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of in the air

557
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Speaker 4: up there. If aliens showed up tomorrow and they were

558
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Speaker 4: not overly friendly, who would you want to be the

559
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Speaker 4: point person in charge of talking it out with them?

560
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Speaker 4: Or should we just go and let Brook deal with them?

561
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Speaker 1: Hey, bos He, how you doing?

562
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Speaker 4: I want I want your your smallest intern alien to

563
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Speaker 4: come meet me in the prize closet over there.

564
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Speaker 5: I need to talk with him.

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Speaker 1: Dude, did I just fix universal peace?

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Speaker 4: I say that because a new poll found that forty

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Speaker 4: three percent of people say they would be cool with

568
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Speaker 4: our current world leaders representing Earth. What Maybe they didn't

569
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Speaker 4: specify who specifically that would be, So maybe the options

570
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Speaker 4: are the President, Elon Musk, and Kanye But.

571
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Speaker 5: What about you?

572
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Speaker 4: In the poll, forty Americans say yes they believe they

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Speaker 4: themselves would be able to negotiate peace with beings from

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Speaker 4: another galaxy. Forty percent they could talk it out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good point.

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00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 4: Over fifty three percent of people think aliens do exist somewhere,

577
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Speaker 4: while thirty four percent of people say they need legit

578
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Speaker 4: proof before they believe.

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Speaker 6: That means they're not getting their speech ready to start

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Speaker 6: the world piece process.

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Speaker 4: Well, wouldn't we want this guy to be the one

582
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Speaker 4: to speak to the aliens on our behalf because I

583
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Speaker 4: think they'd be able to relate to each other. They're

584
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 4: both green, they both make weird noises. We have aliens

585
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Speaker 4: going after shoes all over this planet.

586
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Speaker 5: It might actually be a better place.

587
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Speaker 4: Okay, that sound means Laser Stories has come to an

588
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Speaker 4: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 7: On Friday, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Imagine if there was an entire sports channel dedicated not

591
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Speaker 4: to sports, but to a live coverage of people on

592
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Speaker 4: first dates with professional commentators covering the action.

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Speaker 14: Okay, now we're heading over to table number seven with

594
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Speaker 14: Peter and Vanessa. Looks like Peter's using his butter knife

595
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Speaker 14: to cut his steak. Most people would go with a

596
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Speaker 14: steak knife there, Bob, But Peter's been slipping up ever

597
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Speaker 14: since his third shot of Jaegermeister earlier. Oh yeah, he's

598
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Speaker 14: definitely feeling nervous. Didn't you just realize the mistake?

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Speaker 12: Now he's switching utensils, going, oh no, he just knocked

600
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Speaker 12: his drink over onto his own lap. This is a disaster, Bob.

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Speaker 12: He is really in the hole now, and he's gonna

602
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Speaker 12: try and save himself. He's making a joke. He says,

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Speaker 12: all have what he's having.

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Speaker 5: That's an outdated.

605
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 4: Movie reference that isn't even remotely funny in this contexts okay.

606
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Speaker 4: Vanessa is now excuse using herself to go to the restaurant.

607
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 5: She's making a run for the door.

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Speaker 1: Coverage flag on that play.

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00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 4: I would watch that all day long. Luckily, we have

610
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 4: the next best thing. It's a segment called Battle of

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Speaker 4: the Tinder Dates. Worst disaster dates coming up, two hope, one.

612
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,719
Speaker 7: Dating app Then dares you swipe right? The question is

613
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 7: whose love life is more tragic? It's Battle of the

614
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Speaker 7: Tinder Dates.

615
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 4: It's the dating game show that just pitch paramount on

616
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Speaker 4: the modern version of the notebook called the iPad. Noah

617
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 4: can't find the right charging cable in his giant drawer

618
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Speaker 4: of electronics. It's Battle of the Tinder Days, where two

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Speaker 4: of our listeners swear off to find out whose love

620
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Speaker 4: life is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in

621
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Speaker 4: just a second, but first let's meet to day's contestants.

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Speaker 4: In this corner, his favorite first date activity is playing

623
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Speaker 4: tug of war, then tandem licking peanut butter out of

624
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Speaker 4: a giant rubber ball. That's why they call him Marma

625
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 4: Duke Lou. You don't have to answer that, Luke. And

626
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Speaker 4: in the other corner, after spending a night with a woman,

627
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Speaker 4: he enjoys sitting down and writing a heartfelt apology letter

628
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Speaker 4: for what just happened. So let's meet Fountain Penn Band.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Ben, it wouldn't have happened in the first place.

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Speaker 5: Okay, here's how the game works.

631
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Speaker 4: One contestant is gonna start by telling one of their

632
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Speaker 4: worst dating stories. The other will try and come back

633
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Speaker 4: to counter with a nightmare story of their own. We're

634
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Speaker 4: going back and forth for three rounds until we declare

635
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Speaker 4: a winner. Going to start things off with Marma Duke Luke.

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Speaker 5: Let's go.

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Speaker 15: Okay, So I took my date skiing and it was

638
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Speaker 15: her first time, so she asked me to tea shirt.

639
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Speaker 16: Right.

640
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: Oh okay, old date. From her point, you look so

641
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: dumb when you're starting to learn, I think.

642
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 5: That you're falling.

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Speaker 15: So we get there early and I spent hours teaching

644
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Speaker 15: her and she's getting like super into it.

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Speaker 4: Nice.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 15: And then it gets to lunchtime, right, Uh, that are

648
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 15: going to the lodge. She thanks me and skis off

649
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 15: to the chair lift where her afternoon date is waiting.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, girl has figured out how to

651
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Speaker 3: get private lessons for three.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, she got a free lesson from me so that

653
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Speaker 15: she could go on a date knowing how to ski

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Speaker 15: in the afternoon.

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Speaker 4: Good guys, let's move over down, Ben, Ben, can you

656
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Speaker 4: come back from that?

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Speaker 16: I mean that was brutal. That kind of seems like

658
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Speaker 16: it was on you.

659
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 4: We don't we need.

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Speaker 16: Fun?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

662
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Speaker 16: So I met a girl who actually lived in the

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Speaker 16: same apartment complex as me. I wake up and all

664
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Speaker 16: of my furniture has been moved around.

665
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Speaker 4: She fsuaded your apartment to me.

666
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Speaker 8: It probably looks better.

667
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Speaker 16: Why she told me, it's so she could see me

668
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Speaker 16: better when she walks outside my apartment to make sure

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Speaker 16: I don't have another girl in there.

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Speaker 4: Both of you are giving the women in this room

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Speaker 4: way too many ideas.

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Speaker 5: Psycho An Luke we're back to you.

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Speaker 16: I had a date plan.

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Speaker 15: Girl asks me if I could pick her up for it, right, okay?

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Speaker 15: But when I do, she gets in the back seat

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Speaker 15: with two other girls.

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00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: Are you like, yes, yeah, actually that's a good.

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00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 16: Thing, you'd think.

679
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 15: But she tells me that her and her roomies need

680
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 15: a ride to the grocery store target in the nail

681
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 15: salon so that we can then have our date.

682
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie in.

683
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 4: The work first.

684
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: So did you do it? Did you take him other errands?

685
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 7: Oh?

686
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 16: I did it?

687
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 6: You did?

688
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 15: So I go to bring her friends to the nail

689
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 15: salon and then she changes her mind says she's going

690
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 15: to go with her friends too.

691
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 4: Oh wow, cancels your date. You're doing free ski lessons

692
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 4: and free now and we're not paying you to be

693
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 4: on this segment either, So good job to Ben. What

694
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 4: do you got?

695
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 16: So one girl and I bonded over collecting sneakers. Oh okay,

696
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 16: and she told me she can actually customize them.

697
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 4: Marry her.

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00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 16: I know, right to compare home. She was going to

699
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 16: decorate them for free, And I mean, I know what

700
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 16: you're thinking. You're thinking she made off with my shoes.

701
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: I actually wasn't.

702
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 3: Thinking I was, I would have given her too.

703
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 16: No, she did give them back. Okay, good, But my

704
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 16: four hundred dollars shoes had the word cheapo painted on.

705
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 2: The side.

706
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: Because you wanted to customize for free?

707
00:33:55,960 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 16: I think no, No, she told me it for not

708
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 16: tipping enough on the date.

709
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 4: It's very close right now, we're on to the third

710
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 4: and final round, so we need your best stories, gentlemen.

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00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 5: Luke, what do you got?

712
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 15: So I'm asked with this girl online, right, she's got

713
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 15: a pick of a giant stuffed panda that we bonded over.

714
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 15: I was like, that's so cute. So what does she do?

715
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 15: You already know? She brings it to dinner on our date.

716
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.

717
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 5: I like a four year old child, and I.

718
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 1: Don't see that coming at all.

719
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 15: Actually, I'm like, is she joking? And apparently not, because

720
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 15: she told the waiter that the panda wanted it on

721
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 15: steak too.

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00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 4: Okay, ety pandas only eat like leaves and you calp this,

723
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 4: but you know.

724
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: What, who do you know about stuffed giants?

725
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 5: Totally different?

726
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 4: So you bought this stuffed panda steak?

727
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 15: Oh yeah? Not surprisingly, it wasn't very hungry, so she

728
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 15: took an extra meal home, okay.

729
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 4: And free steak for paying these ben this is your

730
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 4: last job.

731
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 5: Good luck, so good.

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00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 16: I was with this girl and she said she wanted

733
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 16: to play a fun game with me, but this one

734
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 16: was at the grocery store.

735
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: Okay.

736
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 16: We ended up going to the serial aisle. Okay, and

737
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 16: she pulls out a box and there are four missing

738
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Speaker 16: kids on the back.

739
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

740
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 16: She turns to me and says, you got to guess

741
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 16: which one of these kids is me.

742
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness. Well that's a weird dark turn at

743
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 4: the end there. So thank god for the final bell

744
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 4: that means.

745
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 2: The match is over.

746
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 4: Judges, we need to score at Alexis.

747
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 8: I gotta go, Luke, I mean honestly started skiing, but

748
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 8: all of them.

749
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: I have so many new ideas. One for Luke Brookluke.

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00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 4: All right, congratulations Marmaduke khalup. Yeah, you're rewarded the Brook

751
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey crown of commiseration. That's right.

752
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 15: I mean, I'm honored, and I'm also a little offended.

753
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 7: Yeah.

754
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 1: I think you're just poorer because of the dates you've

755
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: gone on.

756
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, but.

757
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,720
Speaker 4: You can send us free steaks to the studio anytime

758
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 4: you want to buy it. Thank you for playing text

759
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 4: in seventy five nine two. If you want up here

760
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 4: on the next edition of Battle of the Tinder dates,

761
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 4: your phone TAP's coming up next.

762
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning, it's time.

763
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 4: For your phone tap. And I think back in like

764
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 4: the eighties and nineties, it got real popular to have

765
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 4: one of those coffee mugs or t shirts that says.

766
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 5: Number one dad. Oh yeah, World's best dad.

767
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

768
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 4: Apparently those are still around now because one of our

769
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 4: listeners reached out saying her husband just wore that shirt

770
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 4: to their kids' soccer game. He doesn't know it yet,

771
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 4: but we're gonna tell him.

772
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 5: It actually caused a lot of problems.

773
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 7: Oh it.

774
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 5: Did you find out why? In your phone tap right now?

775
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 7: Another? Hello?

776
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 4: Hi?

777
00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 5: Is this Chuck?

778
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 4: Yes, Hey, Chuck, I'm with this youth soccer association. My

779
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 4: name's Terry Bull.

780
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 16: Oh okay, what can I do for you?

781
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 7: So?

782
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 4: I got your number from your daughter's coach, and apparently

783
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 4: there were a few complaints that came in about you recently.

784
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 16: What m hmm, Like, are you serious about me?

785
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 7: Yeah?

786
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 4: Because last Saturday at the game, you know, I think

787
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about made some of the

788
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 4: other parents pretty upset, so.

789
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 16: Like I was just cheering from the sidelines. I didn't

790
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:36,959
Speaker 16: yell at the rest.

791
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 7: I didn't.

792
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 16: I didn't do anything.

793
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, you're You're correct. It's not what you

794
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,720
Speaker 4: were doing, it's what you were wearing.

795
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 16: Okay, what were they wearing.

796
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 4: Well, there's a person who I'm gonna keep anonymous. They

797
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 4: sent me a photo of you in that gray T

798
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 4: shirt and on the front it said number one dad.

799
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 5: Oh remember that?

800
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 16: Okay.

801
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, Personally, I don't really have an issue with it,

802
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 4: but some of the other fathers who were in attendance

803
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 4: that day it felt a little insecure about it.

804
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,720
Speaker 16: Are you freaking joking?

805
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 5: I mean I wish I was.

806
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 7: Oh my god.

807
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 4: I can see how it can come across as kind

808
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 4: of boastful, you know, like, hey, I'm a better dad

809
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 4: than you.

810
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 5: The wears shirt that proves it.

811
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 16: This is unreal.

812
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 2: Okay.

813
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 15: I don't know how anyone could even take it that way.

814
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,399
Speaker 5: Okay, but they did.

815
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 15: My daughter bought that for me for my birthday.

816
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 4: So okay, look, you don't have to brag to me

817
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 4: about how much your daughter loves you.

818
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 5: I get it.

819
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,720
Speaker 4: You're a fantastic parent of one of the best dads

820
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 4: in the world.

821
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:44,280
Speaker 16: That's not what I'm saying. Just saying that I'm number

822
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 16: one Dad shouldn't be a sensive to people. It's just

823
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 16: a T shirt.

824
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 4: Well, regardless of what you think, I'm gonna have to

825
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 4: ask you to not wear that anymore to any of

826
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 4: the games going forward.

827
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 16: Are you kidding? Like what?

828
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 4: I realized that you didn't do that intention and this

829
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 4: is obviously a very unique scenario. So the league will

830
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 4: provide a backup T shirt. No, I a free of

831
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 4: charge that isn't as boastful and offensive.

832
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 5: It's all the other parents.

833
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 16: You're gonna give me a different shirt to wear my

834
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 16: daughter's soccer game.

835
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 4: But hey, look, you can pick from our approved line

836
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 4: of T shirts. Like the first option, it just says dad,

837
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 4: but in all lower case letters.

838
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 15: I feel like giving the twice like so much that way.

839
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 4: You're just a dad, you know, nothing like I'm better

840
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 4: than you. I'm the number one. It's just simple and clean.

841
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 16: No Dad, no cats, I'm not wearing something that says

842
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 16: lowercase dad.

843
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 4: Okay, up to your next option. This one's a little

844
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 4: bit more self deprecating. It says third fattest.

845
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 16: Dad, third fattest dad.

846
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the words fat are kind of like thicker letters.

847
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 5: It's a part of the joke.

848
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 16: Do you understand how stupid it's.

849
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 4: Gonna keep the parents guessing, like who are the two others?

850
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 5: Who are the fatter dads?

851
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 4: Who's number one and number two?

852
00:39:58,760 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 7: No?

853
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 4: Oh my, think about it. Then the next week you

854
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 4: can wear the second fattest dad T shirt.

855
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 5: What it's kind of like you're improving not wearing it.

856
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 4: Fine, maybe we do something a little bit more motivational

857
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 4: for the kids, No, because I can make one that

858
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 4: says smells like wimp out there? What do you think

859
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 4: that's terrible?

860
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 16: Are you kidding me?

861
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 5: Terrible? Don't you mean like motivational?

862
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 16: It's not motivational to call children whims.

863
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 4: We're not calling them then we're saying it smells like

864
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 4: wimp out on the field.

865
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 16: I get what you're saying. That is more offensive than

866
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 16: anything you said so far.

867
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean the only other motivational shirt that's already

868
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 4: pre approved says I'd rather be watching the New York Jets?

869
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 4: Oh oh no, do you root for the Jets? Is

870
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 4: that what the problem is that I offend you.

871
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 16: No, I don't care about the freaking jets, see about

872
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 16: the stupidly telling me what I can and can't wear.

873
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 16: So I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm talking to

874
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 16: my wife.

875
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 4: Actually, your wife already contacted us about it, and she's

876
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 4: wearing a shirt right now that says my husband just

877
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 4: got pranked by Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

878
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 16: No way, Oh my.

879
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 4: God, I'm serious, dude. My name is jeff from Brook

880
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning. You're being phone tapped.

881
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 2: Wow?

882
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 7: Wow?

883
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:16,479
Speaker 16: Yeah?

884
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: Wow?

885
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 5: Is it right?

886
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 4: Because your wife Gianna told us about the shirt that

887
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 4: you wore to your daughter's game.

888
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 5: She thought you were being a little bit cocky.

889
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 16: No, I know she did, and she proved that shirt

890
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 16: not to wear out in public.

891
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 5: You're the number one dad in that house.

892
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 4: Sure you don't want to make all the other dads

893
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 4: feel bad about themselves, though, do you?

894
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:35,479
Speaker 16: I guess I didn't think of them.

895
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 15: Yeah.

896
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 4: Now, number one, most selfish and fourth fattest dad. You

897
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 4: go with that shirt anytime?

898
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 16: Oh man, wake up?

899
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 17: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

900
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 17: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

901
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 4: What if you were out on a first date, but

902
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 4: it technically wasn't yours. I just looked in the rule book,

903
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 4: and I guess that doesn't disqualify you from requesting another

904
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 4: hangout through us.

905
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 5: But it's definitely one of the.

906
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 4: Strangest asks we've ever gotten from one of our listeners, who,

907
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,959
Speaker 4: like I said, wasn't on a date with the guy,

908
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 4: but she was definitely there.

909
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: Okay, so just not down above board.

910
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 4: What happens doesn't matter. We're doing it. You're gonna hear

911
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 4: what happened and how she wants us to help in

912
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 4: your brand new second date update.

913
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 5: Next second date update, Brooke.

914
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 4: I have a question, looking back on your dating history,

915
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 4: how many boyfriends roughly would you say you stole away

916
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 4: from your friends?

917
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: None?

918
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 10: Unfortunately, don't use that I was too ugly.

919
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 3: Excuse again, No, I did get asked for their number

920
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 3: a lot, but never not as often mine.

921
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,919
Speaker 1: So you were away your friend?

922
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, they'd be like hey, and I thought they'd hit

923
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 6: we're hitting on me, and then they'd be like.

924
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: Your friend's really cute.

925
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 5: They're like, man, you were the stepping stone.

926
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 1: I was much shorter and not as gorgeous as they.

927
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 4: Okay, again, I said that the too ugly.

928
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 5: Excuse you keep moving that.

929
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 4: We've heard it, you lived it.

930
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 5: Can we just get past it?

931
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 3: Can we just say asked me, You asked me, and

932
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 3: you wanted an answer, then you get mad at the answer, Jeffrey.

933
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 4: I only asked because one of our listeners is thinking

934
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 4: of going out with a guy that her friend went

935
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 4: out with previously.

936
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 6: Oh.

937
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 4: Interesting, But there's a twist to it, and we're going

938
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 4: to find that out soon.

939
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 5: But first let's talk to Maya. Maya, how you doing?

940
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: Oh hi, oh hi, Maya.

941
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to know about your

942
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 3: friend first or the guy first.

943
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, I mean there's a lot to unpack here.

944
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 4: Why don't you tell us how it all happened.

945
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's all kind of like intertwined, so you'll get

946
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 13: both in one story.

947
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: It's okay, this was a couple.

948
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 13: Of weeks ago. So I'm like doing some errands. I'm

949
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 13: at the drug store, mine in my own business. I

950
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 13: get a call from my friend. She's like, hey, what

951
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 13: are you doing. I'm like, nothing, just running errands, and

952
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 13: she's like, so I'm going on this Tinder date in

953
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,280
Speaker 13: like literally twenty minutes. Any chance you can just swing

954
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 13: by and do like an oh hi, you know, just

955
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 13: in case it's going terrible, then I can just like

956
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 13: extract her, you know, yeah.

957
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 4: Like play dumb, like, oh I never meant to walk

958
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,720
Speaker 4: in at this exact time while you're at that table.

959
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: It's a good wellness check. Yeah, you know, right, make

960
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: sure he's not too crazy.

961
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 13: I'm like, yeah, girl, I got you. Let me get

962
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,359
Speaker 13: these tampons and I'll head right over.

963
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 4: Perfect. Okay, a little TMI on that, but that's all right.

964
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 4: So let's focus. Let's focus more on the dating situation

965
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:49,399
Speaker 4: and less on what's happening to your bodies. So you

966
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 4: go to this place and meet up with your friend

967
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 4: and her date.

968
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, so I do the oh hi, and we're acting

969
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,439
Speaker 13: like we haven't you know, we're putting on this whole thing.

970
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, funny, are you guys? Like get a coffee? Where

971
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: are you?

972
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 13: It was like at a bar. There was like a

973
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 13: happy hour situation.

974
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, did you clock the guy's reaction when you

975
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,760
Speaker 4: walked in? But did he seem annoyed?

976
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 13: No, he seemed not bothered by it. It seemed like, okay,

977
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,919
Speaker 13: played it off like I'm an act. Treat you guys.

978
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: I feel like it's good.

979
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 9: I feel like it's good to see that your date

980
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 9: has like friends, Like.

981
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, so wait, did your friend need rescuing from this guy?

982
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 2: No?

983
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 13: Well, okay, so I thought it was just gonna be

984
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 13: like me in and out saying hi and like dipping.

985
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 13: But then she was like, oh, do you want to

986
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 13: join us? And I was like, well, I'm here to

987
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 13: help my friends. I guess if she has me to joy,

988
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 13: I'm going to join right, Okay. I ended up staying

989
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 13: on this date with them for like a full hour.

990
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 13: It was a whole date.

991
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 4: You're a great friend.

992
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: Was she not filling him?

993
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 16: Then?

994
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 13: I mean, I don't. Here's the thing. I definitely didn't

995
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 13: feel like a third wheel. I actually kind of felt

996
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 13: like me and him were hitting it off a little

997
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 13: bit more than she. And because I'm again, this man

998
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 13: is a strange to her, you know, so who knows,

999
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:04,760
Speaker 13: But like that was kind of the vibe I was getting.

1000
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,879
Speaker 13: But like, it all goes fine. It wasn't weird or uncomfortable.

1001
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,919
Speaker 13: He I mean like I was like, oh, he's cute,

1002
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 13: He's like a good hang you know.

1003
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 4: Okay, do we know the guy's name yet?

1004
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1005
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 13: His name's Finn.

1006
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 4: Finn. Okay, all right, Okay, so you thought you and

1007
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 4: Finn were vibing a little bit better than he was

1008
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 4: with your friend, but you didn't.

1009
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 13: Get his name mobile No, no, no, no. So I

1010
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 13: we go our separate ways. I didn't act on it

1011
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 13: at all. It was just kind of the ceiling I

1012
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 13: had that like, oh, it seemed like me and him

1013
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 13: were hitting it off in that way, you know.

1014
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1015
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 13: So a couple of days later, I talked to my

1016
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 13: friend and I'm like, oh, what's going on with you

1017
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 13: and Finn? And she's like, nothing, he's not texting me back.

1018
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 13: I don't know, maybe it's not there.

1019
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 3: Okay, And she was okay with that. It sounds like

1020
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 3: it's like, well, whatever, move on.

1021
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 13: I mean, I feel like she was a little bothered

1022
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 13: by it, because obviously it's annoying when somebody goes to you.

1023
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 13: But I didn't get the feeling that like she thought

1024
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 13: there was like fireworks flying, you know.

1025
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 4: And yeah, but you're saying that you felt fireworks happening

1026
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,280
Speaker 4: between you and Finn.

1027
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 13: I've also little something something. So I went into detective

1028
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 13: mode and I find him on social media and I

1029
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:20,399
Speaker 13: get his number him. No, I didn't do anything. I'm

1030
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 13: just hoping you guys will call him and do the

1031
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 13: dirty work for me.

1032
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't know if I feel really

1033
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 4: comfortable doing.

1034
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 1: This because because we don't have the friend's blessing. Is

1035
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: that why?

1036
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 16: Right?

1037
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 4: There's that she hasn't gotten the green light from her

1038
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 4: friend to call. And also the guy doesn't necessarily even

1039
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 4: know that there was like a connection happening, Like right, it's.

1040
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: Going to be a totally So why wouldn't you just

1041
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: text him first or a friend?

1042
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 13: I mean, listen, I waited two weeks. He's not texting

1043
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 13: her back. She doesn't seem that sworn up about it,

1044
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 13: and I do feel like she's a good enough friend

1045
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 13: that she'll be cool about it. But I mean, yeah,

1046
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,320
Speaker 13: you're right, I didn't get her blessing out.

1047
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.

1048
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 13: First guy goes like, honestly, if he's not into it,

1049
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 13: it's not a big deal. It was one weird date

1050
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 13: situation and I just kind of felt like we were

1051
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 13: hitting off, and if I was wrong that, I'm fine

1052
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 13: with it. It's not crazy deep.

1053
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,919
Speaker 3: You know, she's kind of an ask forgiveness later type

1054
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 3: of sure, and.

1055
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 4: If she can't forgive you, then it's always easy to

1056
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 4: find yourself a new best friend on that first We're

1057
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 4: gonna call this guy and try and get you a

1058
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 4: second date. Update.

1059
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,800
Speaker 5: We'll do it right after this second date update.

1060
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 4: You know what best friends do. They show up when

1061
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 4: you need them to be your wing woman on a

1062
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 4: first date so that they can have your back. That's right,

1063
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 4: And if that doesn't go well, they'll swoop in and

1064
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 4: date that guy for you.

1065
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: That doesn't feel good.

1066
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,439
Speaker 5: Alexis, I'm sure Brooke would do that for you.

1067
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 4: Any guy that's your dating She is one phone call away.

1068
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 4: I do it to each other.

1069
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 1: I've seen Alexis's type. But yeah, quite a mess.

1070
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 2: Are Yeah?

1071
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 8: I text you back. It'd be bitter.

1072
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 4: A beautiful friendship between you two, they really are. See

1073
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 4: that's what one of our listeners, Maya is about to

1074
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 4: try with us here because she was the third wheel

1075
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 4: on a date the other night. She observed, she supported,

1076
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 4: and now she's just checking to see if maybe Finn

1077
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 4: liked her more. Oh god, you know typical best friends stuff.

1078
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 4: Who says women are cruel to each other? Not me?

1079
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 5: Not me, that's for sure.

1080
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 1: Oh you don't think a guy would do this?

1081
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 4: Never? Oh I did not have an roommate model who

1082
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 4: would sleep with girls.

1083
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure you did it.

1084
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you're still friends and that's that's the

1085
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 3: important part, right, Yeah.

1086
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 5: For now, feel good about this.

1087
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 13: Maya Oh not after hearing y'all say sorry, sorry, that

1088
00:49:58,400 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 13: was mostly Brooke.

1089
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 5: That probably for there, I'm trying to swoop in on

1090
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 5: the lexis. That was very rude.

1091
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 4: I get that, but no, we're here to have your

1092
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 4: back because we want to be your best friend.

1093
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 13: Well, and to be fair, I didn't say she was

1094
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 13: my best friend.

1095
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 4: Okay, hopefully she doesn't hear this.

1096
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: I think we should just.

1097
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 3: Like go with it at this point.

1098
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 4: And remember the friend does not know that we're doing this,

1099
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 4: that we're reaching out.

1100
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 5: To the guy.

1101
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: The guy doesn't know that we have his number. No,

1102
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: there's a lot of unknowns in this one.

1103
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 5: Surprises in stir but we like that on the show.

1104
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 4: On his social media, he's just tuning in, you know.

1105
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,439
Speaker 4: So let's let's reach out to him right now, see

1106
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 4: if he answers and what he has to say. Here

1107
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 4: we go, Hello, Hey is this Finn?

1108
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1109
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 16: Who's this?

1110
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 4: Hey? You don't well, maybe you do know me. My

1111
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 4: name is Jeff from a radio show called Brooke and

1112
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.

1113
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: Hey, Fann, you're on the show right, Welcome.

1114
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 3: Why I like your directness?

1115
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I applaud that.

1116
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 4: Don't worry, it's for a good reason. It means that

1117
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 4: somebody who's a listener of our show really likes you.

1118
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 7: Who.

1119
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, do you remember you went out on a

1120
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 4: date with a girl a couple of weeks ago.

1121
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 18: You're gonna have to be more specific.

1122
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys went to a bar and did happy

1123
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 4: hour and while you were there on the date, her

1124
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 4: friend came in randomly and sat with you guys.

1125
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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I.

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00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: Mean it sounds like the friend hung out for like

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00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: an hour.

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00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 18: Was your name Maya?

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00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 5: How did that date go?

1131
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:50,720
Speaker 4: In your eyes?

1132
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 3: Like?

1133
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 5: What did you think of it?

1134
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,800
Speaker 18: We were all just sort of having a good time

1135
00:51:54,840 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 18: together and hanging out at the bar. Pay Like, what

1136
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 18: did you guys say your name was?

1137
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 4: Again? Why is this happening?

1138
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're having a good day already.

1139
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 4: Some Irish coffees this morning.

1140
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1141
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 4: To answer your original question, remember we're broken Jeffrey in

1142
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 4: the morning, and the reason we're calling you.

1143
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: Hola, how do I ask this?

1144
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 3: It's part of a second date update, but it's okay.

1145
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 4: So you know your date, like, you had the friend

1146
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 4: that came in and joined you. What did you think

1147
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 4: of the friend of Maya?

1148
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 16: Right?

1149
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 18: I mean, shees cute, she's kind of cool. Uh, it's

1150
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,320
Speaker 18: kind of weird. You don't usually go on dates with

1151
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 18: three people unless you know, you're like Italian and wear

1152
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 18: those kind of shoes and.

1153
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:48,720
Speaker 1: Stuff, like a mom, Like, what do you mean, especially.

1154
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 18: Unless you're like, like.

1155
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,760
Speaker 4: I think we get it. Well, I'm getting the vibe

1156
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 4: that you had a good time with everybody.

1157
00:52:56,480 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, yeah, everybody cool.

1158
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 18: In fact, Caitlyn, I've sort of been like hanging out

1159
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 18: with her a little bit.

1160
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,879
Speaker 1: Uh wait, what you've been hanging out with Caitlyn? Who

1161
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 1: you were on the date with my friend?

1162
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 18: Yeah, you know, she's kind of cool. We sort of

1163
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 18: hitting off. We went on a few other dates. We

1164
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 18: went to like the movies and did my light and

1165
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 18: she met my mom.

1166
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: Whoa, wow, she met your mom. Okay, so you're like

1167
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: dating Caitlyn right now?

1168
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 19: If I could have kept my mom from meeting her,

1169
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 19: we honestly, we did not know a lot of that

1170
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,760
Speaker 19: and that's shady.

1171
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 4: I don't think that Maya knew that either or did she?

1172
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 13: Well, I'm sorry, I really don't know what that is

1173
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 13: going on right now?

1174
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know you? Are you sure?

1175
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 13: I mean, it sounds like he's saying that my friends

1176
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 13: just lied to me that she's been seeing him, and

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00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 13: isn't I met his mom while telling me that he's

1178
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 13: ghosting her, Like I don't. That doesn't make any show.

1179
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, wow, Maya, thank you for that beautiful reason.

1180
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 4: I couldn't have said it any better myself. But that's

1181
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 4: Maya who has been waiting and listening in on the

1182
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 4: other phone line wanting to talk to you.

1183
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 6: No.

1184
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 13: I mean, Maya told me that you haven't responded to

1185
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 13: any of her calls or text for like two weeks.

1186
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 13: And I mean, honestly, I did think you and I

1187
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 13: were hitting it off, so I was like, maybe he

1188
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 13: was more into.

1189
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 6: Me than her.

1190
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 13: But it sounds like I was totally wrong, and my

1191
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:38,280
Speaker 13: friend is I guess a little insecure about us maybe

1192
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 13: hitting it off.

1193
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1194
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: It sounds like, look at what her friend is doing.

1195
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 1: I think she was insecure for a reason.

1196
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:50,280
Speaker 13: If she was dating him, I obviously wouldn't have reached

1197
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 13: out like it actually did.

1198
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 3: Well, we didn't know any of this bought you were

1199
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 3: talking to Caitlin at all.

1200
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: We thought that you were totally single and available.

1201
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 18: I'm gonna have to move to another town change my name.

1202
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't Caitlyn want her friend to note about that?

1203
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: I don't get it either.

1204
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 11: Where she doesn't want her friend to go do this

1205
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 11: exactly what's happening.

1206
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if she knew they were dating, I mean,

1207
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 3: I think I'm on Maya's side on this one.

1208
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: Like, no, I.

1209
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 13: Would have not gone for it at all. I would

1210
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 13: have just be like, Okay, cool, they hit it off.

1211
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 13: I was wrong that.

1212
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 4: Can you step in and give us a little bit

1213
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 4: of clarity here, We're all really confused.

1214
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 18: I feel like Kitlyn felt like you were coming on

1215
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 18: too strong, you know, and it was her date, so

1216
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 18: I mean, I mean.

1217
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 13: Fair enough. I don't know. I mean, it did feel

1218
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,360
Speaker 13: like you and I were hitting it off. I tried

1219
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 13: to downplay it, but maybe I did n't do a

1220
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 13: good job of that. I don't know.

1221
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 18: I think she saw the connection happening between us and

1222
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 18: she was scared it was going to take away from

1223
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 18: our connection.

1224
00:55:56,239 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, So I wasn't wrong about the connection then yeah, well,

1225
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 13: I mean that's something.

1226
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,399
Speaker 1: And what's funny is Caitlyn also read it right.

1227
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Caitlyn did I think called dibbs based on

1228
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:09,760
Speaker 4: the swiping.

1229
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 13: So, but that's fine. Like I said, this was low steaks,

1230
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 13: Like if he wasn't into it, he's not into it.

1231
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,240
Speaker 17: If he's not into it because.

1232
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 13: He's with my friend, that's fine.

1233
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: Well, and think of it as a benefit.

1234
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 3: You're going to be taking off of her emergency list

1235
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 3: on a future date.

1236
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 1: Wat you there?

1237
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 19: Yeah?

1238
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 5: No more popular?

1239
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 3: My god, this is going to be so embarrassing to

1240
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 3: explain to Kaitlyn later.

1241
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 11: Are you talk to your friend?

1242
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 12: No?

1243
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 16: Can I explain it?

1244
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 18: I mean, I'm.

1245
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 13: If I already know if she's in the car, I

1246
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 13: know she could be listening.

1247
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe you guys can sit down all together and

1248
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 4: explain it and figure it out when we send you

1249
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:53,760
Speaker 4: out on another date, we would pay for three people

1250
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 4: to go to a happy hour and hash it out.

1251
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:00,240
Speaker 1: Why are you said it was a good time?

1252
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 5: Finn had a blast.

1253
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 13: It was when it wasn't all awkward. Now it sounds terrible.

1254
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 1: Well, you just add alcohol to that and I'm sure

1255
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: it'll get better.

1256
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,760
Speaker 4: If you really want, we can see you and Caitlyn

1257
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 4: at different tables and we'll have Finn go back and forth.

1258
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 5: Just sit down five minutes apiece you for that, Finn.

1259
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 18: Yeah, it'll be like missus.

1260
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 1: You are a strange mansion. I know.

1261
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 4: Whatever you've been doing this morning, do less of it,

1262
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 4: I think, Yeah, before you meet up with Caitlyn.

1263
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 18: I've been working just five am.

1264
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 1: He's been working.

1265
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know what co operation all right, Well,

1266
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 4: it sounds like we're going to send you down on

1267
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 4: another date.

1268
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 5: Congratulations.

1269
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 3: They said no, they said no, no, I'm not to that.

1270
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 7: It's crazy.

1271
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 13: Also, he seems like he's on something.

1272
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So clearly Maya's being sarcastic. She can't wait

1273
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 4: to sit down with and fight to the finish. Whoever

1274
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 4: comes out on top winds.

1275
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 2: Finn's hard.

1276
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 5: On rookie Jeffrey.

1277
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 4: In the morning, you got a text seventy five nine

1278
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 4: two that says, I like Finn. He sounds fun the

1279
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 4: right word that apparently listeners are trying to swoop in

1280
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 4: on Finn never ends and weird. A lot of the

1281
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 4: text are coming from Brooks phone number interested in Uh huh,

1282
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 4: yeah you are the air like fin some like random

1283
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 4: Stone or degenerate, but off the air you're like, oh, finn,

1284
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 4: I did you see Radio INSIGHT's latest article that I'm

1285
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 4: the ninety eighth most up and coming female radio post

1286
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 4: underage sixty.

1287
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 1: I did it a dozen finns when I was like

1288
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: twenty three. Been there, done that.

1289
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 4: Do not need the mama has experienced with me lot.

1290
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 1: You are so weird.

1291
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 4: A lot of texts men on this one. So it's

1292
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 4: resonating with people. I don't know if it's in a

1293
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 4: good way.

1294
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 1: That is not a healthy friendship at all.

1295
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 11: I know they're keeping secrets from each other.

1296
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, swooping in on each other's men.

1297
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm hoping that we get an update from this

1298
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 4: situation though somebody.

1299
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: Date of what if he's still dating Caitlin.

1300
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 11: Why don't we ask her to make the awkward Tuesday

1301
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 11: call to her friend on the air.

1302
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 5: It could happen like a disaster.

1303
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe disasters are our bread and butter. Yeah here,

1304
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 4: So if you're a disaster walking around out there, email

1305
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 4: the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling you

1306
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 4: back and check out all of our disaster second date updates.

1307
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 5: You where you get your podcast at.

1308
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 17: Brook and Jeffery freaking Jeffrey in the morning, tumble out

1309
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 17: of bed and a stumbled to the kitchen, boolp and stretch.

1310
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 15: And try to come to them right now.

1311
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 7: I love this.

1312
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 4: We've got Christina on the phone. And when it comes

1313
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:04,919
Speaker 4: to work in nine to five, Christina is over it

1314
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 4: because she's a project coordinator and says she does not

1315
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 4: like her job. The rat rays what job does she

1316
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 4: want to do?

1317
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 16: No job?

1318
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 12: She wants to never work again, Christina.

1319
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 4: And if she wins today she will have the money

1320
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 4: to start her early retirement.

1321
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't think it works like that.

1322
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure it.

1323
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 4: Does, Christina.

1324
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.

1325
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:35,160
Speaker 1: Hi Christine.

1326
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 3: I'm just curious from your perspective, what do you hate

1327
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 3: so much about working?

1328
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 16: You know, the whole having to do it every game?

1329
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's not optional. Wouldn't optionals be nice?

1330
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 18: So great?

1331
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: It's like, why couldn't I have been a trust fun baby?

1332
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 5: It's pretty fun.

1333
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 16: I got to bring that up with my parents.

1334
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: Yeah it's fun.

1335
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 5: You say, that's a good time. You talk to jeff

1336
01:00:55,520 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 5: about it. I don't know, it's not work for me.

1337
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 4: It's fun, all right, So We're gonna send Brook out

1338
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 4: of the studio and while she leaves, Christina, you know

1339
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 4: the game works. He got thirty seconds to answer as

1340
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 4: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1341
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 4: could say pass. But you do have to beat Brook

1342
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 4: outright to win. Are you ready?

1343
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 6: Yes?

1344
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 5: Good luck?

1345
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Justin Timberlake celebrates a birthday today.

1346
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 4: Is he forty three or forty eight?

1347
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 15: Forty three?

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01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,920
Speaker 4: Pearl and walla walla are types of what vegetable onions?

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Speaker 4: What is the official language of Portugal? Portuguese named the

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01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 4: host of the TV show Kitchen Nightmares. I don't know,

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01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 4: pat Chef Wendell's the mascot for what popular cereal, the

1352
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,919
Speaker 4: scalp The scalpula is more commonly known as what body part?

1353
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 4: In which country was Pepperoni invented? And hint it's not Italy?

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Speaker 16: Uh port Stain?

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Speaker 4: What's that? Oh Portugal? But good work there, Chris. Now,

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Speaker 4: I know that you don't want to work, but apparently

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01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 4: you have done a little bit of work at home

1358
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 4: by building a bunk bed for your daughter.

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01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 16: Yes, from scratch.

1360
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 19: Well, I took a part in an old bed and

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01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 19: turned it into a loft bed.

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01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 3: Okay, and now how scared are you when she sleeps

1363
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 3: on the bottom?

1364
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 13: You know there's no bottom, it's just a.

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01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 3: Desk oh okay, a little crash on top of her

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01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 3: when she's sitting right.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 5: Christina is a woman of many talents. Okay, I love that.

1369
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 4: Brook It's your turn, someone who hasn't built any bunk

1370
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 4: beds by herself.

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01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,919
Speaker 1: So I actually have to there you go, never even

1372
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 1: owned the one.

1373
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Speaker 4: Oh you're missing out?

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01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 5: Okay, Brooks, your turn?

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01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 4: Ready? Yes, your time starts now. Justin Timberlake celebrates a

1376
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 4: birthday today? Is he forty three or forty eight?

1377
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 1: Forty three?

1378
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 4: Pearl and walla walla are types of what vegetable onion?

1379
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 4: What is the official language of Portugal? Portuguese named the

1380
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 4: host of the TV show Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsey. Chef

1381
01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 4: Wendell is the mascot for what popular cereal? Oh?

1382
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: Oh uh?

1383
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 4: The scapula is more commonly known as what body bark? In?

1384
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 4: Which country was pepperoni invented? And hint, it's not Italy?

1385
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 1: United States?

1386
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 4: Yes, we all say, let's go to the scoreboard to

1387
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 4: see how you did with Jose.

1388
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 10: We'll probably sit around and cook some soups and eat

1389
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 10: brand desserts and just get a fat.

1390
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Speaker 4: And sassy Christina Christina's ideal lifestyle. Well, I'm currently fat

1391
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 4: and sassy. Christina got four.

1392
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Christina did.

1393
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 4: A good job, and Brook very skinny in sassy.

1394
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 1: Oh thank you by.

1395
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 5: Just edggy out there barely.

1396
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 1: Christina, I'm sorry, have a second career.

1397
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Speaker 4: Just let's go over the answers for everybody. Justin Timberlake

1398
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 4: has a birthday today. He is forty three years old.

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Speaker 5: Pearl and walla walla.

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01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 4: Are types of onions. The official language of Portugal is

1401
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 4: Portuguese shocker on that one. Kitchen Nightmares is hosted by

1402
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 4: Gordon Ramsey Chef Wendel's the mascot for cinnamon toast crunch.

1403
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 7: Ye.

1404
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 4: The scapul is more commonly known as your shoulder blade.

1405
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:24,880
Speaker 4: And Pepperoni was invented in America. Yeah yeah. Italians brought

1406
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 4: salami over and Americans made their own, dried and spicier version,

1407
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 4: called it pepperoni.

1408
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 16: Cool.

1409
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 4: Good Christine, I'm sorry it wasn't enough to beat Brook here,

1410
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,560
Speaker 4: but good news is just for playing. You win a

1411
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,920
Speaker 4: fifty dollars gift card to Gray's Craze. You could celebrate

1412
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 4: with made to order charcouterie boards featuring hand crafted arrangements

1413
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 4: of these cheeses, breads, fresh fruits and veggies, sweets, and

1414
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 4: a whole lot more. Order for pickup or free local

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01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 4: delivery at grayscraze dot com and.

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01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 11: You could probably get some pepperoni.

1417
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 16: In salami on it on theme.

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01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 9: It's like I just worked an hour, you know.

1419
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 3: I hope this year you find a long lost great

1420
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 3: uncle that dies and leaves you as entire inherents.

1421
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:09,919
Speaker 4: Thank you awesome, Christina, Thank you so much for playing.

1422
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 4: We're going to be back to do wind Brooks Bucks

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Speaker 4: same time tomorrow

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.