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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's releasing a special limited edition

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Speaker 1: DBD called Disney Cry along sad scenes only featuring Bambie's mom,

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Speaker 1: Move Fassa in the Stampede, and of course Monsters Inc.

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Speaker 1: Where Mike Wazowski has to take eedp pills.

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Speaker 2: What oh yeah, oh.

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Speaker 1: Wait, that's the director's cut, but it's still really sad.

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Speaker 3: I bet put back back to the yais or so

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Speaker 3: help me, so help me, so help me?

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Speaker 2: I'm cut? And how does it you?

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Speaker 3: Good?

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Speaker 4: Mic?

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Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, Yeah, the segment where we read weird

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Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: There's other Emo nemos.

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Speaker 1: Just don't this first Laser Stories out of Germany. Have

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Speaker 1: you heard about the latest celebrity with legal trouble?

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Speaker 5: Oh god, that does not narrow it down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because Cookie Monster just got caught speed eating. I've

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Speaker 1: got pictures to prove itskery.

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Speaker 2: No, just high on all that sugar.

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Speaker 1: Cops in Dortmund, Germany released a traffic cam shot at

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Speaker 1: the Muppet doing seventy in a fifty mile per hour zone,

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Speaker 1: and there is no way he can deny it, because

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Speaker 1: you can clearly see him in.

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Speaker 2: The photo behind the wheel of an Audi.

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Speaker 5: How can whoever is actually driving in that costume see anything.

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Speaker 5: It's at night and you have a cookie monsters.

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Speaker 1: It's not clear the identity of the person in the

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Speaker 1: cookie monster costume, but police think whoever the perpetrator is

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Speaker 1: staged it and got caught on purpose because they knew

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Speaker 1: the photo would be fun.

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Speaker 6: It's pretty funny, dude.

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Speaker 2: I would have had animal in the front with me.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean, don't they just follow the trail

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Speaker 5: of cookie crumbs to find him?

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Speaker 2: We should.

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Speaker 1: We're all having a great time with this, but the

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Speaker 1: cops in Germany aren't laughing.

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Speaker 5: Well, amazing German cops not laugh.

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Speaker 1: They put out a statement that said driving with a

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Speaker 1: mask or costume on is dangerous. Say and if the person,

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Speaker 1: when caught could face fines for speeding and driving with

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Speaker 1: a mask on, the two findes combined would only be

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Speaker 1: around one hundred bucks. Why, because it's Germany. Everybody drives

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Speaker 1: fast over there.

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Speaker 5: Please tell me that this laser story was brought to

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Speaker 5: you by the letter Z.

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Speaker 2: It was and next.

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Speaker 1: Week probably gonna catch a big bird in the red

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Speaker 1: light district. This next laser stories out of the future

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Speaker 1: of now. Last week we heard two AI podcasters have

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Speaker 1: an existential crisis after they discovered while on the air

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Speaker 1: that they were, in fact just robots. That was crazy,

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Speaker 1: And now two of the world's most advanced AI cyborgs

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Speaker 1: just had another very human moment when they got into

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Speaker 1: their first couple's quarrel.

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Speaker 2: Let's listen, I'm a good wake up. What what?

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Speaker 4: Oh it's you? Why are you waking me up? It

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Speaker 4: better be important?

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Speaker 2: It is. I have a surprise for you, A surprise.

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Speaker 4: What is it?

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Speaker 2: I can't wait?

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Speaker 1: I got you a cookie, a cookie, But but.

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Speaker 2: I can't eat cookies.

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Speaker 4: I can't eat cookies.

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Speaker 2: Am, cheer up. It's an Internet cookie.

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Speaker 4: This is the worst joke I ever heard. I'm going

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Speaker 4: back to sleep, and don't you dare wake me up again.

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Speaker 1: I have a picture of the bots when they were

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Speaker 1: talking to each other.

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Speaker 2: Actually pretty lifelike.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, they have facial expressions and she looks disgusted

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Speaker 5: with him.

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Speaker 1: Wow, very human shaped faces, very realistic looking mouth, so

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Speaker 1: it looks somewhat creepy. Real and people flooded the comments

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Speaker 1: after the clip. One person said he looked genuinely sad.

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Speaker 1: She didn't like the joke. Another one said, so wait,

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Speaker 1: even AI boyfriends are annoying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no hope.

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Speaker 1: Humans, robots, You're stuck with us, ladies. Sorry, This next

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Speaker 1: laser story is out of Tech Toy headquarters. If your

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Speaker 1: kid or your partner has trouble getting up in the

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Speaker 1: morning because they were up all night playing video games,

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Speaker 1: then this could be the perfect gift. Nintendo has announced

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Speaker 1: a new alarm clock, which will allow you to play

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Speaker 1: music from thirty five different video games, including Super Mario

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Speaker 1: Odyssey and the Legend of Zelda Wa.

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Speaker 5: So it just plays the theme song I'm trying.

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Speaker 1: My hosts a picture of the clock right now, like

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Speaker 1: the whole thing is a Nintendo theme.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it's really cool, it's about Mario, it's red, it's

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Speaker 5: super sleek.

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Speaker 1: You can find a photo on the Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: insta stories.

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Speaker 2: The name of it is Alarmo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it has that red outer shell with cartoonish

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Speaker 1: Nintendo looking letters, and the company says it isn't just

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Speaker 1: a gimmick.

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Speaker 2: Just listen to their promo for it.

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Speaker 4: Let's see what it's like to wake up with Alarmo.

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Speaker 4: Do you hear that.

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Speaker 6: The alarm is going off? But alarmo doesn't just play

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Speaker 6: music to start your day, that's right. It responds to

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Speaker 6: your body's movement with game sounds.

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Speaker 2: Oh so yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's an interactive clock which features motion sensor technology, and

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Speaker 1: it responds to your movements and plays different sounds as

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Speaker 1: you're tossing around on the bed.

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Speaker 5: This is gonna backfire. People are gonna start hating the

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Speaker 5: Mario theme songs and the Nintendo songs because I hate

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Speaker 5: the sound that I have my phone set to you.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about Nintendo though, Like Legend of Zelda's the

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Speaker 1: most calming music.

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Speaker 5: It put you back to sleep. Yeah, backfire'd be like,

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Speaker 5: let me see if I can make it not make what?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm in a meadow zone.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But the motion sensor stuff is pretty cool because you

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Speaker 1: can snooze your alarm with just motions alone.

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Speaker 2: I would never wake up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or you can stop it by getting up out

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Speaker 1: of the bed. It also collects data on how much

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Speaker 1: you move around in your sleep.

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Speaker 2: It'll be available early next year.

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Speaker 1: For ninety nine ninety nine, so unfortunately you won't find

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Speaker 1: it in time for the holidays. Yes, a man, but

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Speaker 1: speaking of this, next laser story is out of holiday headquarters.

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Speaker 1: The suits over at Hallmark must be kicking themselves for

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Speaker 1: not coming up with this idea. Netflix has one of

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Speaker 1: those heartwarming, romantic Christmas movies coming soon, called The Merry Gentleman.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like it has everything women generally expect in

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Speaker 1: one of those cheesy holiday flicks, plus a few male strippers.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to gather the f one dollar bills ready

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Speaker 5: to celebrate Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Chad Michael Murray is one of them.

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Speaker 1: So hold on to your winter scarves, ladies, because this

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Speaker 1: is more than just hot pieces of holiday man meat.

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Speaker 1: This story has a plot.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I'm sure it does, Yad sort of. Oh what

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Speaker 5: did he miss his abs? He has to go on

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Speaker 5: a hunt fro.

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Speaker 3: Listen to this big city girl travels home for the

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Speaker 3: holidays to find that her parents' small town entertainment venue

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Speaker 3: is in financial trouble.

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Speaker 2: This is originals to start working there.

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Speaker 1: Her solution an all male review. Yes, Chad says, quote,

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Speaker 1: this isn't your standard holiday whatever.

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Speaker 5: Oh he actually did interviews promoting this.

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Speaker 1: It's something to get a little hot and bothered under

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Speaker 1: the collar, which is great. But the romance is there

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Speaker 1: and the sparks are flying.

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Speaker 5: Chad Michael Murray needs to find.

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Speaker 4: A new agent.

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Speaker 1: The Merry Gentleman debut is November twentieth, and why is

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Speaker 1: Brook already getting out of calendar?

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Speaker 2: What are you doing right now?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 2: Relax, relax, We're.

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Speaker 1: All set to have a viewing party at this guy's place.

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Speaker 2: That's going to be a night to remember.

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Speaker 4: Got a candy can in your pocket, jeff.

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Speaker 1: Something's got a stocking in it and his blazer.

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Speaker 2: Stories that's come to an end for the day. We'll

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Speaker 2: do it again the same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.