1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy Away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred Away. Guys, it's 6 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 1: officially here. Yes. Yes, we start counting down the top 7 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: ten phone taps of Christmas with number ten. Oh my god. 8 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 1: In this one, Brooke poses as a mom and calls 9 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: a local college about her son Jose. Are the thought 10 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:39,519 Speaker 1: of Jose being in college? Him be my son? I 11 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 1: mean both apparently, though he's been having some issues with 12 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 1: his work and his protective mom as hoping the school 13 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 1: can just bend the rules once bear, of course, it 14 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,480 Speaker 1: gets out of control. It's your number ten phone tap 15 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 1: of the year, happening right now. Thank you for calling 16 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: me Community College Admissions. How may I help you? Hi? 17 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: My name is Deandra. I was just calling because my 18 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 1: son is a student at your school and I have 19 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:09,040 Speaker 1: a couple of questions about your curriculum. Yes, of course, 20 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,760 Speaker 1: So one quick question for you. First, is your student 21 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: currently enrolled here? Yes? His name is Billy, are you 22 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 1: calling the school? Yes, sweetheart, Now be quiet, I'm on 23 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 1: the phone. Sorry about that. That's okay, that's Billy right there. 24 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 1: He is a challenging young man. I'm sorry to interrupt you, 25 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,399 Speaker 1: but I think you said you had a question. Can 26 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,039 Speaker 1: I answer something for you? Yes? I do. I'm sorry. 27 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 1: Billy informed me that in one of his classes yesterday 28 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: there was apparently a pop quiz. There could have been. Yes, 29 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,960 Speaker 1: that's common. So my question to you is, how is 30 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 1: that fair? I'm sorry, what do you mean by that? 31 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: Mama is trying to let the little bird fly from 32 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: the nast if you know what I mean. And those 33 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: pop quizzes they don't help his GPA too much, now 34 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: do they embarrassing? Just hold on one second? Excuse me? Okay, 35 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: Mommy is in charge right now. Okay, you have fifteen 36 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: minutes of screen time. Go on, ma'am, Yes, ma'am. Yeah, 37 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 1: you know. We'll be here till six pm. It's okay 38 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: if you want to call back, if you want to 39 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 1: spot things out on your end. Sorry, I was just 40 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 1: wondering if they could stop doing the pop quizzes because 41 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 1: five years at a community college is a lot for everyone, 42 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: including oh, he's in his fifth year in town. Okay, 43 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: I didn't even know I was going there. Muddy to 44 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 1: the school for your education, so they could do a 45 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: couple of thanks for us, like let you graduate right? 46 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:45,920 Speaker 1: Oh my, ma'm okay, I'm bam um, I'm so sorry. 47 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 1: I just that's not really my area. The professors have 48 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 1: full liberty to give pop quizzes. We know it can 49 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: be challenging for students. But maybe if your son has 50 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 1: a tutor that could help. I understand you can't do 51 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,080 Speaker 1: that for me. No, that's not my department. Maybe this 52 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: could be under your control. My son has a class 53 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 1: at eight am and billius into morning person. Yea ow, 54 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: I'm a night owl. So can you ask the professor 55 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 1: if she wouldn't mind moving it to eleven? Okay, I 56 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: have to tell you that you have called the admission's office. 57 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 1: I'm not in charge of that area, but I can 58 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,360 Speaker 1: tell you that once the course times are set in 59 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: the catalog, I'm you're just wasting my time at this point. 60 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to waste your time, ma'am. I'm just 61 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: telling you that the courses are set and we can't 62 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: change that. Oh my, oh is Billie Willie hungry? How 63 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: would we put some Dino nuggets in that little Tom Tom? 64 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: I don't want Dino nuggets? Are you sure? Not? Really? 65 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: That does sound Excuse me? I thought my baby sounded hungry. 66 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: I'll get the air fryer ready, yes, I ma'am, ma'am, yeah, 67 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: I'm here. I haven't It sounds like there's a lot 68 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: of conversations going on right now, you and your son 69 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,799 Speaker 1: and I have people who are waiting to ask me questions. 70 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna let you go and sort this out 71 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: and then you have any other question. Are you blowing 72 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: off my mom right now? I'm sorry? What don't you 73 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: be mean to my Mommy? Sorry? He's a very protective 74 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 1: of me. What he means to say is please don't 75 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: hang up the phone because we haven't told you this, 76 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:42,719 Speaker 1: but it is a prank phone call. This is actually 77 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 1: Brook and Jose from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in 78 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,599 Speaker 1: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh 79 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 1: my god. Your co worker Paul set you up. He 80 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: said you're always like dealing with terrible parents and he 81 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 1: wanted to have some fun with you. He's the worst 82 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 1: I do I deal. It's terrible parents of time, all 83 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 1: of them. You know what, the air fryer really pushed 84 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: me over the deed. You have an air frier, Jill, 85 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,360 Speaker 1: I can come over. Do you need an adult baby 86 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: in your life? I think I have an adult baby 87 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,720 Speaker 1: by the name of Paul. You wait till I get 88 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:22,279 Speaker 1: a hold of him. That was your number ten phone 89 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 1: tap of twenty twenty one, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.